....A-i-Ti V TEXT WAS NEW TO HEARERS German'a Struggle With the English Language Pralieworthy, but Some what Mirth Provoking. Prince Henry of Heuss, who spenki superb English, laughed Rood-natured ly at a dinner In New York, over th account of certain officers of the Gor man fleet. "One of our chnplaltiB," said the prince, "had the hardihood to preach In English at one of your Lutheran chapels the other day. He astonished' bis congregation by saying, as ho rose, that ho would chooso for his text the words: " 'And he tore his shirt. "A quite audible snicker went round. The chaplain noticed It, flushed, and repeated the text In n louder, slower, more distinct and Impressive voice: " 'And ho tore his shirt.' The chaplain noticed It, flushed, and the pastor tobo and said: "'Our good brother Is quoting, of course, the familiar words: " 'And the door 1b shut.' " WRONG DIAQNOSI8. .P- v r' ' 1 v J I VaS6' Doctor What la this? Blower I call It "A Kansas Cy clone." Doctor Oh! Ab! I aee! I mistook , ft for an attack of painter's colic. Misinterpreted. William Shaw, the secretary of the famous Christian Endeavor society, said in a witty after-dinner address in BoBton: "There Is a little Back Bay girl who Is much interested In her auntie's Christian Endeavor work. The little girl waB writing a letter to her broth er at Yale one day, and In the midst of the epistle she looked up and said: "'Auntie, how do you spell devil?' "'Devil!' cried her aunt, with a shocked smile. 'Why, child, don't you know you mustn't use such a word as devil?' '"But, auntie,' protested the little girl, 'I want to tell brother about your Christian and devil meetings!'" Meeting Emergencies. Senator Dixon was condemning a piece of political deception. "The thing was as flagrant," he said, "as the railway case. "Two men, one of them very short, were passing through a station toward the train gates when the bigger one was heard to say: "'I've got a half ticket fur ye, George. Yer so little, ye'll pass, all right' " 'Out,' protested Georgo, 'how about my beard?' And he twiddled his chin beard nervously. "'Oh.' rejoined the other, "tell 'en it's a mole.' " Why They Went. As the Sunday school teacher en tered her classroom, she saw leaving in great haste a little girl and her still, smaller brother. , "Why, Mary, you aren't going away?" she exclaimed in surprise. "Pleathe, Mith Anne, we've got to go," was the distressed reply: "Jimmy th' thwallowed blth collection." Lip pincott's. Let's Be Thankful for That. At any rate a woman's shoes haven't yet reached tho point where they but ton up the bark. A WINNING 8TART A Perfectly Digested Breakfast Makes Nerve Force for the Day. Everything goes wrong if the break fast lies In your stomach like a mud pie. What you eat does harm if you can't digest It It turns to poison. A bright lady teacher found this to be true, even of an ordinary light breakfast of eggs and toast. She ays: I "Two years ago I contracted a very nnoylng form of indigestion. My stom ach was in such condition that a sim ple breakfast of fruit, toast and egg gave me great distress. "I was Blow to believe that trouble could come from Buch a simple diet, but Anally had to give It up, and found a great change upon a cup of hot Poatum and Grape-Nuts with cream, for my morning meal. For more than a year I have held to this course and have not suffered except when injudi ciously varying my diet. "I have been a teacher for several years and find that my easily digest ed breakfast 'means a saving of norv ous force for the entire day. My gain of ten pounds in weight also causes mo to want to testily .j tho value ot Grape-Nuts. "Grape-Nuts holds first rank at our table." Name given by Postum Co., Battlo Creek, Mich. ''There's a reason." Read tho little book, "Tho Road to Wellvllle," In plcgs. Ever rmd (he mIiovp IMIrrf A niv one apprnra from time In time. The re aennlae, true, nnd full of bunion latereat. telWIONAL SMrsoiooi Lesson ;By E. O. BKM.KUH, Director of Evo nlng Department, The Moody Blblt Institute of Crilcngo.) LESSON FOR JULY 28 THE WHEAT AND THE TARES. M:SSON TKXT-Mntthew 13:24-30: 3C-I!. GOI.nnN Tt:.T-"Ottlipr tip nrst Urn (nun, unit bind them In tuitnllcs to burn thorn: but cntlicr tlio wheat into my burn." Matt. 13:20. Tho thirteenth chapter of Mat thew's gospel is the great kingdom chapter of the lllblo. Seven parables In this chapter glvo us each of seven aspects or applications of tho princi ples of the kingdom. In this lesson wo are taught tho mixed character of the kingdom nnd also of the ultlmato separation of -two classes of which it Is composed. "A man," v. 24, goes otit to sow good seed In hlB field. This man we are told in v. 37, Ib tho Son of Man, and elsewhere that tho field Is the world, tho hearts of men. Then followed tho propagating stage, that period over which man has no con trol. During this period while men ato and slept awaiting tho time for cultivation and of harvest, the enemy of men's souls came and sowed tares, tho common darnel which so closely resembles wheat in lta earliest stages. After this propagating period had passed the man and his scrvnnts went out one day to find in their field evi dence that another had also sown seed. Tho test ot every 11 fo is tho fruit produced. During these earlier stages tho tares had looked so nearly like tho wheat as not to bo readily distinguished, but now that tho har vest time approaches tho difference is all too evident. It is significant from this parable that no blame 1b laid upon tho servants that they should aave allowed the two to grow up dur ing this first Btage. Surprise, anger mil disappointment stirred the hearts of the servants when they discovered the mixed character of the approach ing harvest. The master, however, clears them of all blame, for, said he, "Our enemy hath done this." Not an enemy, as the King JameB version hai It. Satan is ubiquitous, but the Son of God Ib greater than he, see I. Peter 3:22. Parable He Taught If the servants had sought to up root the tares they would In all likely hood have done more damago than rood, thotich this does not imply any conflict with Jesus' wordB as found in Matthew 6:29, 30. The seed had the same environment and in God's good time the separation should take place, bo "let both grow together" until both be fully developed. Then he will say to the reapers, gather first the tares and burn them, but gather the wheat Into my barn. Notice tho tares did not evolve into wheat Like begets like. Gather into bundles is the command. If wo sin together, we must expect to suffer together. The wheat was ripo for full salvation, blessing and a further usefulness, while the tares were rlpo only for destruction. After teaching these parables, of which this Ib but one, Jcbub sent the multltudo away and more fully and completely taught his disciples tho inner meaning of this parable. Tho field is the world, and if we aBk wo Bhall havo the heathen for our inherit ance and tho uttermost part of tho world as a possession (Pa 2:8). Tho good seed aro the sons of tho king Worn, but the tares aro tho bohb (chll Jdren) ot tho evil one. Both the Bona (of the good and tho sons ot the bad grow from, and develop out of seed, tho sons of the kingdom from the good seed. ' We must remember tho three les sons wo have been studying. The first concerned tho , nature ot the seed and tho soil; the second deals with the mystery of tho growth and devel opment of tho kingdom, whereas thli lesson has to do with the mixed. World the Field. Ab the Psalmist puts it (1:5), "The angodly phall not stand in the Judg ment, e. g., has no standing, nor sin- nerB (abide) In the congregation ot tho righteous." It is not our place, to gather the tares into bundles. God will send forth reapers (v. 30) and his reapers are the angels (v. 39). Tho tact Is we are hero warned against usclesB or profitless nctlvlty. Ours is to sow the right seed and then stand back and let God work. We are not even responsible for any process of separation, for God will take care of his own and in his own time will send forth his reapers who will do what we would make sorry work of attempting to do How often we see men zealously attempting the separation process during the propa gating and developing period, only to uproot the wheat with the darnel. Evil, wo are clearly shown, will not gradually disappear from the world, but on the contrary it will grow, de velop and bear along beside tho wheat until "the harvest." After tho harvest It will be all too clear which Is good and which Is bad. The language ot Jesus is graphic "cast and fling" ex press indignation and contempt; "fur nace ot Are" denotes the fierceness ot the torment ot punishment, and the "gnashing of teeth" nnd tho "wailing" Is 'a terrlblo plcturo of anguish and despair. As against this, ho tolls us that tho righteous shall Rhino forth free from all cloud or shadow. (SUMMER AT THE MATTERHORN Monster Mountain Has Claimed Many Victims Who Attempted to Scale Its Summit Zermntt. High up tho mountain side, nbovo Zermntt, in full vletf of that dread outllno which la the won der ot the world, we spent tho long dnys of summer. From tho small nat ural platform, directly in front of the hotel, It was possible to Include both tho opposite ponk and the village fnr beneath, in a single glance. The Mat tcrhorn reared his fearful form In mcnnclng attitude ngalnst the heav ens, an object of worship nevertheless, for nil his aspect of grim cruelty. Ev ery morning very early ho accepted my homage from otir tiny dormer win dow through which wo obtained a At the Foot of the Matterhorn. marvelous view of tho entire valley nnd Its colossal guardian, and by de grees there developed a silent but thorough, and I might even say, psy chic sympathy between us. , We were not so fortunate as to see the Alpine glow at any time, for It was not the proper season; only a tinge of rose appeared sometimes on the rugged sides of the Matterhorn. Aft er all It was enough to breathe the air of that high, free place; to run over the grassy rolling knolls behind the hotel, to lie down in the sunshine, near some weather-stained chalet, and to see the shining of the evening star, apparently quite close to the dark crest of the mighty mountain oppo site. One day we talked with a retired guide, whose fingers and one foot had been frozen off In the Andes, and who, In his day, had mado many as cents, among them that of the Mat terhorn. He seemed to consider the latter feat simple enough, and really very safe with due precautions. He was a fine-looking specimen ' man hood, barring his pathetically maimed condition; nn nlmost gigantic, thor oughly genlnl mountaineer, who seem ed to take pleasure in showing us his rcmnrkablo museum, with its Interest ing charts, relief maps, nnd photo graphs. Also, its painful relics of the numerous victims of that mountain conquering madness, which I, for ono, cannot condemn, since it seized, to some extent, on my own imagination, whllo in sight of those siren heights that call and beckon with n mysteri ous enchantment, from their frozen solitudes. There were nailed shoea and caps, knapsacks and icc-plcks, nil marked with tho names of their own ers who had lost their lives In snow storms, from avalanches, or from some treacherous misstep on tho edge of a precipice. There wero nn appall ing number of causes enumerated, but the chief reason for most of theso catastrophes seemed to spring from human rashness complete Indiffer ence to the proper season for such un dertakings, as, for cxamplo, attempts to scale the Matterhorn or the Lys kamm or lofty Monte Rosa bb late as October, at which time the chances ot blizzards and avalanches are very great. THRASH BEATER WITH HOSE Pennsylvania Masked Men Wallop J. W. Bowman In a Park for Strik ing His Wife. Beaver, Pa. Thirty-five masked men dressed as women took J. W. 'Bowman from Policeman Baker after tying tho officer to a fence and es corted Bowman to a park, when they beat him with a rubber hose. Bow jnan had been arrested, chnrged with wife beating. After hearing the case in Justice instructed Officer Baker to take Bowman home, and, If Mrs. Bow jman told her husband to-return to re (lease him. On the way to the Bow jman home the prisoner was taken by the vigilance committee. . Poundmaster to Make Job Pay. Oroville, Cal. John Rich, newly (elected poundmaster sees a fortune In ,the Job. First, he will got GO' cents a dog from the city. He intends to skin the animals and sell tho hides. The meat he will crush and extract the oil, (which ho declares Is u genutno euro for consumption. Tho dealt is to be ,ued for chicken feed and the bonqs for fertilizer. He intends using every thing but the bark. ' dL N I V5 ? . .iMBMbI Wf UVDK1 'Vs3sBUaP'BBBMBBMBBMBBMBBMBBMBH fl vm4u i3t4B$ifk;iSBrPVII IM MaBMJlBUSEaaJBlHB)BH ' " POOL QUESTION ANSWERED. ' ' r "a "tjoj.ejf Percy If I wero rich, my darling, would you loe me more than ou do? Virginia 1 might not lovo you any mote, Percy, but 1 know I would look forward to our wedding day with a degrco of Impatience that never seems to possess me nt present. ECZEMA CAME ON SCALP Lebanon, O. "My eczema started on my thigh with a small pimple. It also enmo on my., scalp. It began to Itch nnd I began to scrntch. For eighteen or twenty years I could not tell what I passed through with that awful itching. 1 would scratch until tho blood would soak through my un derwear, nnd I couldn't talk to my friends on tho street hut I would bo digging nnd punching that spot, until I waB very much ashamed. Tho itch ing was so intenso I could not sleep after once In bed and warm. I certain ly suffered torment with that eczema for many years. "I chased after everything I ever heard of, but nil to no avail. I snw tho advertisement for Cutlcura 8oap and Ointment nnd sent for a sample. Imaglno my delight when I applied tho first dose to that awful itching flro on my leg and scalp, in less than a mlnuto tho itching on both places ceased. I got some more Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. After tho second dny I never had another itching spell, and Cutlcura Soap nnd Ointment com pletely cured me. I was troubled with awful dandruff all over my scalp. Tho Cutlcura Soap has cured that trouble" (Signed) U R. 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Lady Henry Somolset, wIiobo labors In behalf of tho children of the Iin don slums are constant and earnest, tells this affecting slory of tho way In which her Interest lit these little ones was aroused: I was moved In that direction by tho rnro patlenco nnd Imagination of ono little boy. His example convinced me that pittlenco was ono of tho qualities 1 net-tied most, nnd In seeking It 1 grew Into that work, I was In it hospital xm visiting day, whilo tho doctors wero chnnglng n plaster east which held thj crippled boy's limb, Tho operation was ex ceedingly painful, I was told. To my sin prise, tho llttlo Btiffcror neither stirred nor winced, but matin a curi ous buzzing sound with bin mouth. After tho doctors left 1 said to him: "How could you possibly stand It?" "That's nothing," ho answered "Why, I JtiBt made belloe that a bee wtts stliigln' me. Bees don't hurt rry much, you know. And I kept buzzlii' bcrnuso I was afraid I'd forget about It being a beo If I didn't." Youth's Companion. Excellent Plan. "I seo," said Mrs. Do Jones, while Mrs. Van Tylo was calling "that you have a Chinese chauffeur. Do you find him satisfactory?" "He's perfectly lino," said Mrs. Van Tyle. "To begin with, his yellow com plexion Ih such that at tho end of a long, dusty rldo ho doesn't show any spots, nnd then when 1 nm out In my llmotiBluo I havo his pigtail stuck through n little hole In tho plate glass window nnd I uso It an a sort of bell ropo to toll him where to stop." Harper's Weekly. The Giveaway, "Jane," said her father, "how does It happen that I find four good clgarH on tho mantelpiece this morning? Did Henry lenve them for me?" "No; he took them out of his vest pocket to avoid breaking them last night, and I guess ho forgot all ubout them afterwards." Tho laugh that followed made her wish that flho had been as careful with her speech as Henry had been with his cigars. Detroit Free PresB. Between Girls. "I believe I'll break my engage ment to Cholly. 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