AMXWf94fc WurtfSKl- .atavif t, iii?- - wv.- i ,"....' 4 : ..;. ,fw.wK4r f.iWiywi-'af'aiTy.l!i.aaM,'ms. pk IKHffli or I lxVd'J Haa l Nui ' I4lt?'rt . i . JOSEPH AlLLHMyr)l Irltl ri ht ' y 6tart0d on th8 Wh"0 Sykei had bumped on Jackson and their linos had clinched at sight, Whilo wo waited there for Longstreet, who never missed a fight An Bid-de-camp in shirt sleeves came lopin up the hill. "You hold this lino for Hooker!" ho yells at Captain Dill, "And mind you hold it longer than you did at Gaines's Milll" Old Captain Bill mado answer: "You boys must havo your fun, But wo didn't break at Gaines's till all you chaps had run. And we'll hold this hill for Hooker whilewe'vomontoworkaBun,w Across the field below us ripped out tho rebel yell As Longtreet's lino of battlo como etrcakin' up tho swell, And wa whipped tho limbers closer and opened out with shell But uholl was moat for Longstreet; ho ato it with his bread, Ana 60 wo changed tho menu to canister instead, And when that didn't stop 'em wo lot the shrapnel spread. Wo pounded 'em to jelly, but the jelly wouldn't jell Tho powder scorched their faces but they took it like the shell. And then they reached our muzzles and tumbled through pell-moll. It teemed we'd bast bo goin', with bayonets so near, When through tho woods behind us, there rolled a roarin' cheer, And Captain Bill yelled, "Hold 'em! That's Hooker almost herel" We fought between tho sections just like a game of tag; A Johnny jumped my field gun and waved a battlo flag But I lammed him with the gun swab and dropped him liko a rag. Thoy had forced us to tho limbers, whero tho teams woro tangled thick, And woro pivoting our pieces to teach us our own trick, Whon Hookor's boys camo through us, deploying doublo-quick. Tho Johnnies hung like bulldogs and faced us broast to breast. But Longstreet's men.wero winded, whilo Hooker'd had a rest, And when the smoko had lifted wo Yankees held the crost And Hookor stopped to thank us, and then 6aid Captain Bill: "Thoy thought we couldn't hold 'em, but, General, hero's your hill And I'd liko to ask Jim Longstreet if wo'ro quits for Gaines's Milll" St. Louis Chit-Democrat. I -:-,ife.llU Present Gener ation Also Has Its Duties W'Wft'WWWfw 'UCH will bo written and said of tho march to tho rhythmic boat of tho muf fled drum of tho decimal- J' ins phalanx of war vet erans In honor of whom, and moro especially In honor of thoso comrades who havo passed to eter nity, tho day has been sot nsldo as a memorial. All honor to the soldier dead. Sac red is their memory. Great honor to tho veterans who havo been spared to us nnd whoso presence should bo an inspiration to better citizenship. Tremendous waB tho cost of tho war in human lives. Awful was tho carnngo, yet tho result was a united nation and a greater nation. The patriotism which Inspired tho great outpouring of troops in that wonderful wnr should bo a central idea about which everything should cluster because it burns with patriots Ism. It was tho most wonderful demon stration of self-sacrlflco for a nation's solidarity and honor tho world has known. It wob a glorious achievement for principle, nnd every participant In that magnificent victory deserves more than a floral wreath upon his grave, or, if ho bo yet with us, moro than a laurel wreath upon his brow. Cortnlnly we do not honor tho vet erans as wo should! One thing we should do to honor them, among others. Wo should seek to mold our lives Into good citizen ship Inspired by thoso very principles for which thoy fought. Thus may wo became tho heroes In tlmo of penco that thoy wcro in tho dark years of war. Today, as tho old buglo blows Its solemn and Impressive taps over tho grnves of the soldier dead, let'us hon or their memory in action by making that inspiring tnps a rovollle yes, n call to arms In the war against greed nnd oppression. Memorial day! Citizens, contemplate its truo mean ing. Honor tho soldiers! Pay trib ute to tho heroes! Bow in honor beforo them, and be not unmindful of tho duty which devolves upon you as ono among many to whom thoso he roes of war havo banded down this magnificent commonwealth as a heri tage with Its great duties and tre mendous responsibilities. A Wl BBH5JjTKSgBip2i KE tw.tt.. a . . tffiS -isFiffl kN u K r- wm'i u 31''-' SSaaiiifeiti'i. --itifc-Wiiii'i Recall the Days of Sacrifice Fifty Years Ago ?i"W"?f.iW:W---'Vi ORE than fifty years have passed since tho North, nnd South took up arms to begin tho wnr which Sec retary Seward had do clared could not last nine President Lincoln's first ty days. call was for 76,000 volunteers, and Jefferson Davis sent agents nbroad to purchnsc 10,000 stand of arms. In 18G1 that was as nenr as public opin ion on both sides camo to grasping tho magnitude of tho coming strug gle. It was little clso than nn armed mob that went streaming south in tho early days of tho war; it wis lit tlo olso than an armed mob th: t met thoso recruits, and tho first i:attlefl wero llttlo else than horolc sulfites, nut presently when tho hurrah stage was pnssed and tho sections hr.d set tled down to tho grim business of war, thcro emerged from tho chaos of camp and drill ground tho finest armies that ever shook a continent with their tread. And out of tho first doubtful trials and experiments with political gen erals, lawyer colonels and adventurer captains, there came tho foremost mllltnry leaders of tho ago Lee, Grant, Jackson, Thomas, Sherman, Sheridan. The raw recruits who had scrambled out of the way of tho bounding cannon balls on tho field of Hull Run grew into the seasoned vet erans who coolly pinned tags bearing their names to their shirts when they went to death against tho "Bloody Anglo" at Cold Harbor; who stormed tho flre-spltting heights at Fredericks burg and took pnrt in the murderous fighting nt Gettysburg. Tho moro thnn 2,000,000 Boldlors called to tho tented field half a cen tury ago aro but a corporal's guard. Thou marching lino Is thinned to file loaders nnd color bearers, a specter army of white-haired men that onco a year, on Memorial Day, kcops step to tho shrill of the old fife and tho tap of tho muffled war drums. Today tho worn bluo line, closed up over tho gaps mado in it by another yerr, again is marching to "the bivouac of tho dend" to pay trlbuto to tho fallen comrades. And beeldo it marches the worn line of gray. These aro tho reminders to u now generation of that gigantic struggle that was fought out for the Bake of ideals; of ideals on either side for which men freely laid down their lives "It Is rather for us to bo here dedi cated to the great task remaining boforo us, that from these honored dead wo take increased dovoMoc to that cause for which they gave tho last full measure of devotion; that we here highly . resolve that thess dead shall not have died in vain." IV MM K ' . I tA. n.tWMrx. mi 'w& SJKKEiSSSIw BOY KILLS BROTHER SERIOUSLY INJURED WHEN RIFLB ACCIDENTALLY EXPLODES. NEWS FROM OVER THE STATE What It Going on Here and Thera That Is of Interest to the Read- ra Throughout Nebraska and Vicinity. Fulls City Sherman W'lltso, the six-year-old son of Clarence Wlllse, Thursday morning was shot by a 12 year-old brother with a .21! rllle. Tho bullet entered thu left temple. Ho died ubout noon. The brother was shooting Kngllsh sparrows ami Sherman unex pectedly run in front of the gun and received tho bullet. I'hyslclntiH woro called, but were unnblu to do anything. Utlea. Found unconscious, lying lc a wood shed, from the effects of I bullet wound In his head, Elmer I .an. ycnhcltu, thu Iti-year-old son of Mr uud Mrs. William l.unyonholni, win reside a few miles northeast of hero in lying In u hospitul at Seward nl the point of (loath. It seeniB as though the hoy was in the shed alone and win fooling with a rllle when the accidouj happened, which may end his life. Knlghta of Columbus Banquet. HiihtlniM Over :!IMI Knluhtu uf Co lumbus attended the initiations nuq banquet of llustlugu council, No. 1123, Thirty-eight candidates were Initiate in tho morning and afternoon, and at night their admission to thu order was. celebrated with a banquet ut Fratorub ty hall. Mother's Day at West Point. West Point. Mother's day was ap proprlately observed la West Point, Sunday. At 10:15 a. m. a procession formed at tho Congregational church, headed by tho AVoBt Point cadet band, and marched to thu auditorium, wherq tho exercises were held. Found Guilty of Manslaughter. Pender. Manslaughter, carrylnn with It tho penalty of from ono to ten years In the penitentiary, was tho verdict brought In by the Jury a 1:110 Saturday afternon In the enso of the stnto against William Flogo, charged with killing his sister. Soda Fountain Tank Explodes. Stanton A gas tnnk at tho restaur ant of Fred Kltzcrow exploded whilo being recharged, blowing out the front of tho store, ruining tho count ers and Injuring Mr. Kltzcrow so bad ly that his arm will have to bo ampu tated. Deshler "Lemons" Get Cash. Deshlcr. An organization of Desh ler young women, known as "The Letnonn," has raised sufllclcnt funds among tho business men to pay for weekly upon air concerts by tho Desh lcr band. NEWS FROM THE STATE HOUSE Ten convicts nro to bo Bent from the itato pcniteutlnry to tho hospital foi tho lnsano this week, there to work under tho new honor system which li being tried out by officials of th prison. Chlof Gamo Wardon Henry Miller has granted permission to A. K. Fish er, of tho government biological de partment at Washington to collect four settings of prairie chicken egf,fi In Nebraska. Two of tho largo granite blocks which aro to form tho pedestal of tho Abraham Lincoln stntuo to bo erect ed on tho stato capltol grounds havo been lifted Intn nlncn. Tim iinvnlllno of tho stntuo will not be held until July. Permission of tho state railwny commission has been granted to tho Union Pacific to publish a rate of 12 cents on canner goods from Norfolk to Lincoln and Omaha. Tho action plnces tho Norfolk factory on an csual basis with other factories in the state. Stato Superintendent Dolzoll haB ap pointed W. R. Pato of Alliance a member of tho commltteo that exam ines teachers for city certificates. Tho appointment Ib to fill tho vacancy caused by tho resignation of Superin tendent Cavlness of Falrbury. Mr. Pate is city superintendent of tho schools of Alliance. Tho board of managers of tho state fair havo decided to put a galvanized iron roof on tho largo machinery hall which Is now being built. Stato Food Commissioner Hnnsen has recolved many letters from retail ers commending his decision to In spect mall order goods shipped into Nebraska. Wholesalers aro assisting tho food commissioner in enforcing laws, and most of tho firms in tho stato havo offored to co-opurato with tho commission in every way in their power. Beforo fixing any of' tho railroad val uations for assessment this year, the state board of equalization has started in on tho Pullman Car company by listing it for about tho same amount as a year ago. Tho Pullman assess mont as decided upon at a meeting of the board, Is $125,085, A year ago 11 was $124,809. Tho increase Is 216 Adjutant Goneral Phelps of tho Na tlonal Guard has rocelved word frorr tho war dopartmont that an interstati encampmont for tho states with which Nebraska Ib grouped will bo held at Polo Mountain, Wyo., from July 8 t 17. tfmittKMttaAtmmtiaja'Ukk HEALTH FOR THE CHILD. The careful mother, watching closo ly tho physical ccullurltlcs of hor chlldicn, soon learns that health Is In a great measure dependent upon nor mal, healthy, regular bowol action. Whon tho bowels nro Inactive, Ions of appetite, restlessness during sleep, Ir ritability and a dozen and ono atintlur evidences of physical dlsoidcr aro soon nppanent. Keep tho bowels freo and elenr nnd good health is assuied. At tho first sign of constipation give tho child a teaspoonful of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin at bcd-tlino and repent the dot-o tho following night, If necessary. You will find tho child will quickly re cover Its accustomed good spirits, nnd eat and sirup normnlly. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin Is far profeinblu to salts, cathaitlcs and purgative waters which aro harsh In their action. Syrup Pepsin acts on tho bowels easily nnd naturally, yet positive!), and causes no griping or dlscomfntt. Its tonic properties build up tho stomach, liver npd bowels, re storing their normal condition. Dnigglhts everywhere sell Dr. Cald woII'h Syrup Pepsin In 50c nnd $1.00 bottles. If you havo never tried this remedy, send for a cample to Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 201 Washington St., Mon tlccllo, 111. Ho will gladly send a trial bottle without nny oxpeuso to you whatever. AO LONG AS IT WAS WINE. "You fchould not look upon do wlno when It am red." "Well, l'n not pailtcular about do color, parson." PHYSICIAN ADVISES CUTICURA REMEDIES "Four yenrs ago I had places break out on my wrist and on my shin which would Itch and burn by BpollB. and scratching them would not scorn to glvo nny relief. When tho trouble first began, my wrlBt and shin Itched liko poison. I would scratch those places until they would bleed beforo I could get any relief. Afterwards tho placos would scalo over, and tho flesh un derneath would look red and fovorlsh. Sometimes It would begin to itch until it would waken mo from my sleep, nnd I would havo to go through tho scratching ordcnl again. Our physician pronounced ft "dry eczema." I used an ointment which tho doctor gavo mo, but It did no good. Then ho advised mo to try tho Cutl cura Remedies. As this troublo has been in our family for years, and is considered hcrcdltnry, I felt anxious to try to head It off. I got tho Cutl cura Soap, Ointment nnd PIIIb, and they seemed to bo Just what I nooded. "The dlscaso waB making great headway on my system until I got the Cutlcura Remedies which havo cleared my skin of tho great pest. From tho tlmo tho eczema healed four years ago, until now, I havo never felt nny of Its pest, and I am thankful to tho Cutlcura Soap and Ointment which certainly cured me. I always use tho Cutlcura Soap for toilet, and I hopo other BUfferers from skin diseases will ubo tho Cutlcura Soap and Ointment." (Signed) Irven Hutchison. Three Riv ers, Mich.. Mar. 1C, 1911. Although Cutlcura Soap and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere a samplo of each, with 32-pngo book, will bo mailed freo on application to "Cutlcura," Dept. h, Boston. The Child, Father of the Man. The lato Thomas B. Reed, when a lad, was requested to bail out n small boat that had been leaklngtbadly, and was almost full' of water. "I can't do It," roplled Tom. "It's unconstitutional." "What do you mean?" Inquired the owner of tho boat. "Tho constitution of tho United States says," repllod the future states man, "that 'excessive ball shall not bo required' of any man." Youth's Com panion. The Exception. "In ono respect, a man Is unlllio a conflagration." "What is thnt?" "When they put him out he Is full of Are." Special 8tatus. "Why does thut follow put on so many airs among his companions?" " 'Cnuso he's near-society, he is. Ho was onco run ovor by a multi-million-aire's motor car." Equivocal, "What's In that report about private still In the mountains near your place?" "Oh, that's all moonshine." To stay yaunp or to grow youw;, GarfioM Tea can help. It rejuvenates both In looks uud cueriry. Never exaggerate your faults; your friends will attend to that. -- vt.ur..rt r.., -. H n.. fi-if l.i r.T .rrt'TI I'TI -. rtl rfrni nn r .ii.ii . i ill, jSlrT u-P!wTOsi yj?sinena wwwttWfl Jntltjwional ShNnarsanoL Lesson (By K. O. St-JLI.intS, Director of P.vrn I IK Drpiirtinpiil, Tlie Moody Illlilo In. BtltlltO uf CIlll'llKO.) LESSON FOR MAY 26. TRUTHFULNESS. T.nsSON THXT-Mntt. fiill-37: James ft M: (lOI.DUX Ti:;T-"Puttln(T nwny fnln liooil, xpi-iilc ye truth ciu'H tniiii with hla nrlithtior: for wo iir inemlcrn ono of another." Kpli. 4:'.. In this lesson Jesus makes a still further application, or rather gives ua another illustration of tho righteous-) ness of his now kingdom, which must ho grenter thnn that taught by tho Pharisees. Wo havo studied tho sa cred relations or tho righteous lire, now wo nro to consider tho matter of truth. We havo first a parngraph from Jesus, then an ethical teaching and ap. plication from tho writings or .lames tho upoHtle. Under tho old law men sworo by henvon which is God's throne, by the earth which Is his footstool, by Jeru salem which wan his peculiar chosen city. They sworo by tho bond ahd yet thoy could not chnngo ono hair white or black. Jesus contrasts all of this with his new kingdom In which ahsoluto simple veracity in our speech Is all that Is to bo required. This makes all oaths profane. When men II vo In theso now relations, with this new consciousness or God they will spenk tho truth naturally and ot necessity. To such there will bo no need ror nny fonn or speech or oath, for tho simplest, plainest speech will bo tho only necessary and tho nlto gcther satisfactory medium of giving nnd of creating assurance. How about oaths In court? Jesus Is speaking to tho members or his new kingdom. He tween them yea nnd nay Is sufficient, but as between them nnd other:! wo must adjust ourselves and therefore wo do not read Into this any admoni tion not to take an oath lntcourt. Should Be 8wlfl to Hear. "Bo not many teachere." Wo now turn to a paragraph from tho Kplstlo of James which ban Its peculiar value and Interest as showing the dllllculty of mastering the tongue, in tho church of Christ there must of neces sity bo a great many moro dlsclplos (learners) than teachers. Kvery man should ho swift to hear, but tho posi tion of teacher carries with it such a burden of responsibility that no one should nudaclously nsssumo it, sen Kph. 4:11, etc. With this responsibil ity Is iiIbo a correspondingly heavier judgment if wo stumble. Ho that stumbles not in teaching, in tho use of his tonguo, 1h indeed a perrcct man nnd one thai is able to brldlo tho wholo body; to guldo the ship or lire, of state, and or tho church, amidst tho fiercest storms. "Tho tongue Is a lire." It is In deed for it inllnmes with anger the wholo body, tho family, society and tho nation. History is nblnzo with tho conflagrations that aro n conscquenco of untimely words and of unbridled tongues, Prov. 15:1, etc. Tho tonguo giving uttcrnnco to tho thoughts or tho heart (for out of tho abundance) of tho heart It speaks), will inflnmo lust, wither purity nnd consumo strength. It fires Jealousy nnd burns tho sweet bonds of friendship. It will sovor tho tics of home, burn nwny tho founda tions of character, of commercial in tegrity, social purity nnd destroy tho bonds ot civic righteousness. It is Indeed "a world of Iniquity nmong our mcmberB." Lot us quote from Dr. It. A. Torrey: "Tho HrcB of hell nro kindled by ldlo words thnt set mon thinking wrong nbout God and sin and Christ and the Blblo. Men usunlly careful in handling firo nro careleu about tho tongue. Whenco como tho words thut inllamo tho Imagination and tho passloiiB? Whenco come tlio words that undermine faith nnd tho credibility of tho Bible? If nny man question James words that 'the tonguo can no man tamo' ho has evidently novcr-trled It hlmsolf." This does not mean, however, that tho tonguo can not ho tamed, for what Is Imposslblo with man Is posslblo with God. James draws a frightful picture or tho un tamed tonguo und of its evil conse quences. Profane Men Classified. "Theso things ought not to be." No moro can n fountain yield fresh nnd salt water nt ono and tho samo time, or a fig troo yield olives, thnn for a Christian to bless God and with tho samo tonguo curso his fellow men. Not only Is It unkind but It Is tin L'hristlllto. Sarcasm means lltornlly "to tear flesh liko dogs," tho chari oteer's whip toro tho llesh, so wo uso tho tonguo as a lash, biting tho sensi tive spirits of men; verily theso thlngH "ought not to bo." Phillips Brooks said, "Tell mo tho words a man uses and reproduco bis tono of voico and I'll tell what sort ot man ho Is." It Is a literal fact that tho truthrul man is he who usually exemplifies all other virtues and wo cannot em phaslzo too strongly that no gentle man swoars. ' Profnno men nro of three classes; thoso who aro thought less, thoso who aro Ignorant ot Inn guago and havo n paucity or expres sions at their command, nnd thoso who uso profanity to emphasize n Ho, and generally the greator tho Ho tho moro and stronger tho oaths. We must not forget, however, that by our ol lenco we may bear falso witness and, that a positive obligation rests upon u to speak word oX pralso. A . .. "ONE MILLION LEAGUE FOR MANITOBA." Tho purposes of tho "Million for Manitoba league" nro sot out In tho fact that Manitoba wnnto moro peo ple. Today tho population In loss than llvo hundred thousand, niul tho de termination of tho representative mon of tho Provlnco to dovoto their best energies to Increasing this to a mil lion Is a worthy ono. Thoro Is nlroady a widespread Interest In ovory munic ipality; committees aro appointed, whoso duties nro to sccuro such a thorough knowlcdgo of local condi tions that, whether tho nppllcant fot Information bo a laborer for tho farm, a vould-bo tenant, n probnblo home steader, tho buyor of a small Improved farm or tho purchaser of n largo tract for colonizing farmers, tho Informa tion Is at hand, free. Tho advantages that Manitoba pos sesses nro many, nnd with tho ex ploitation that will bo given them by tho birth of this now acquisition to tho settlement nnd Immigration prop ngandn thnt Is being carried on by tho Dominion Government, thoro Is no doubt thnt tho establishment of the bureau will very soon bring nbout tho results looked for. Mnnltoha Is prac tlcnlly tho gateway of tho great grain belt of tho West. Its farm lands have demonstrated tlmo and again that they havo a yielding vnluo thnl practically makes thorn worth ovoi one hundred dollars per ncro. Added to the yielding vnluo of tho land, thore Is nn Increased vnluo on nccount ol its nenmcss to markets, nnd tho mat ter of freight rates Is carefully con sidered by tho cautious buyer. But tho Information moro valuablo to tho Incoming settler Is thnt It still haB nn Immense amount of vacant fertile land open for homesteads. This dlspols the Idea thnt freo homesteads In Manitoba nro nbout cxhnusted. In addition to this, tho territory recently ndded to tho Provlnco will open up a home steading area which when filled should fully satisfy tho "Million for Mnnltoha League." Within tho old boundaries thoro Is an area of -17,300,-000 acres, lesn than six mll'lon acres of tho 1G6 million ncres occupied be ing under cultivation. At present thcro nro over 20 million acrcH of available land cnpablo of being put under tho plough. If In ovory ono of tho 195.000 vacant quarter sections of tho Prov lnco nn nverago family of-four porsons were plnccil, thoro would bo added a rural population of nearly 800,000. So thcro Is room for additional hundreds of thousands on tho farms of Mani toba, without any possibility of con gestion. Tho population per mllo In Iowa Is 39.4, In Minnesota It Is 23.5. That In Mnnltoha Is only 7.1. A glanco at the map, copies of which will he forwarded upon application to nny Canadian Government Agent, shown thnt Manitoba is wonderfully well supplied with railways. Thcro nro hut few farms that nro more than ten or twolvo miles from a railway line: clovntors nro convenient, and markets aro alwnys good. Tho grow ing of grain, whilo a big feature in the Inducements held out, Ib well ro enforced by tho great possibilities that exist in all portions of tho Provlnco, for tho raising of Btock, for dairying, for hogs, nnd for a successful class of mixed farming, and what gives addi tional interest is tho fact that thcro is so much land In tho Province open for freo homostendlng that improved farms In almost nil of tho 98 munici palities can ho purchased at very low figures. Many of tho owners of these havo mado sufllclcnt upon which to ro tiro and aro becoming residents of tho cities. In addition to tho export mar ket for tho produce of the farm, Man itoba has a numbor of largo cities and towns providing a splendid local mar ket. Truck and garden farming are highly profltnblo branches. Winnipeg is a city bordering on 200,000. Bran don is a splendid centre, Portage la Prairie is the huh of nn excellent dis trict, nnd Yorkton, Mlnncdosa, Dau phin, Mordcn, Manltou and a dozen other towns aro important help as con sumers. Tho Dominion and Provincial Immi gration officials aro working in strong sympathy with tho "Million for Mani toba League," and in addition to the general llt'.-raturo Bent out by tho Gov ernment, tho League has prepared pamphlets giving useful nnd concise information, which on addressing tho Secretary,' Million League, Winnipeg Manitoba, will bo forwarded free. Decorations of the Daughters. Tho aggregate valuo of tho Jewela worn by tho Daughters of the Ameri can Revolution nt a recent recoptlon In Washington Is said to have ex ceeded 1500,000. Estimates of Jewel aro always llnblo to largo reductions, but It may be said that If the fathers of the revolution could at certain periods of tho strugglo have had $50, 000 worth of ammunition at their command they could havo shortened tho war by two ycora or moro. Bos ton Transcript. Unappreclatlve. "Ha!" mused Noah, as ho looked upon tho flood from ono of tho win dows of tho Ark, "tho folks who Jeered at mo ror building this vessel, laugh ed at mo whon I told thorn It was tho original water wagon, but thoy would havo fared bettor had they appreciat ed In time tho dry wU of my little Joke." - ., Professional Bias. - "Wo'ro having ve.ry dry weather." "That's becauso our weather man Is too much interested in local op tion." Fitting for the Occasion. "You need to put more glugor Id your dinner stories." "How would Jamaica ginger do?" I if! I m 9' m 3 '1 .1 ' J If i' isVii f Jt szzzixn? BPpr-t.