IBatfW'rf tti$&&mw.mwm!te& ftw..iw.M'im!AjtwanAa -vAyfa.nr.M.u 13&m K "?.ti A i EC BUT1 IP" ' It; 1?? C. - ft " IS- .. r fc' i '"?$ V" - ? if ft -C. ',5 ' - . v V It Christmas We Make Ladies9 and Gents Garments. We Clean any outer Gar ment by our Process. WILL" C. CREIDER THE MODERN TAILOR AND CLEANER Merry Xmas To All fair ipfiMi llffflWi IyM yj'ffl Three-Button Novelty Sack, No. 679 Soft roll, dip front Susgestes Ue - o ilir Ml. mXSmr I iPl - vrsm IfAilll MP Ms Anything Hint Ib homeless nrouses one's sympathy nml a homeless cow should nnturnlly share In this outpour ing of kindly emotion. Hut tho night jthnt tho McLnno's cow lost hor happy toonio nobody In tho summer communi ty sat up nnd wept In tender commls lorntlon. ' Just why the cow should have -chosen to wnndor from tho comfort-' nblo, hay stuffed barn toward dusk, jwhen tho McLancs' man had his back turned for n fatal Instant Is one of the (mysteries of bovlno phychology which nobody can figure out. In something like n panic she lum bered along through tho trees' until the saw a light. "Aha!" said tho cow, 'hornc at last." Four-Button D.-B. Sack, Soft Roll, No. 683 THE Palace Cafe The New Restaurant in J. H. Robinson's old Stand. ALL REMODELED SHORT ORDERS SQUARE HEALS Good Cooking, Good Service and Good Treatment. Tablet Reserved lor Ladies. :::::::: w W. R.CARPENTER, Prop. A Cheerful Giver "The Lord lovetli n cheerful glrer," and "It is inoro blessed toplvo than to receive," are faltufm sayings, auri worthy of nil acceptation. Give where your gift is needed, whore it brings joy and gladness, and your own heart will swell with real pleasure. To lav ish gifts upon the rich, the strong, the powerful, in the hopo that you nay re ceive in turn, is moan, groveling and pitiful. Don't belittle yourself that way. Olvo freely only where love prompts, or better yet, go out among God's poor, huut out those less favored or less fortunate and do acts that will brighten human lives and the bright ness will come back into your own heart by reflection. The great and noble characters of the world, the men in all ages who have been admired and loved have been the generous men. 'Che shunued and hated and despised creatures of tho human race have always been the misers, the stingy, grasping, boarding pinching wretches who valued money above human souls, and hugged their wealth in the face of misery. The world shouts and laughs when such men die, but it follows the generous man to his grave with tears and real sorrow. PICTURE SALE Reproductions of Steel Engravings. : 30 Different' Subjects will be on Sale Friday and Satur- at 25 cents each. These have been selling in the City at $1.00 to $1.50 day FURNITURE Will be Pleased to have Buyers Come in and look our Large Stock of Furniture over before Purchasing. Large line of Fine New Stock. It will pay you to Come and see us. : : : ATKINS, FURNITURE STORE Undertaker and Embalmer Red Cloud, Nebraska. A Shrewd Economist Patrick O'Hoolihan was the oraole of the little Irish village He was the wisest of the wise and was looked up to by the other members of the com munity as a veritable enclyclopedia. But especially did he pride himself upon scriptural learning. It was the custom in the village church Sunday mornings for all the inhabitants to attend, and Pat, who never missea a aunday, always occu pied a front pew. One Sabbath, when the minister was reading the Bible, several dlguitariea were present from another town, and in an endeavor to wax particularly eloquent the pastor became slightly confused and said, "And there were five thousand loaves and three Ashes to feed a altitude of seven." And then to point bis moral and adorn his tale he looked straight at the infallible Pat and said, "And sure, Pat, you couldn't do that, now could you?" "Indade, I could," said Pat, and the fcermon continued. That night however when the preach- er reached his home and thought ovor his morning sermon, it dawned on him that be unci made a serious error con cerning the loaves and fishes. Accord ingly the next Sunday lie rose in the pulpit andsaid in explanation, "Breth ren' last Sabbath I made a mistake and said that there were five thousand loa ves and three fishes to feed tho multi tude of seven, but what I should have said was that there were seven loaves and three flisbes to feed a multitude of five thousand." And then he looked at Pat again and said, "And now Pat, sure you could no tdo that, could you?" Ab.yls.Ol could," replled,Pat. And how would you do It, Pat?" asked the minister, Why,' said Pat, "01 would give thim what was left over from laat Sunday." MeyMiMv Pills Tonieln aotion, quick In results. Will cure any case of kidney or bladder uisoraer not ueyoua tbe reach of medi cine. No need to say more. Sold at Dr. Cook's drug store. WWsVs NmIm. The recent act of April 19th, 1008 gives to all soldiers' widows a pension of 112 per month. Fred Maurer.t be attorney' h'ha all neeeary blankt. ' . WlticlwCtaitTil4JA "" "There IsaleltlnR-down in tbe phy steal forees'ofttn -shown In annoyip and painful klndey and bladder all menu and urlnarv lrnxrularf ! uviiv vtAm out. " ; m. - ' ir. ' I Slv "I? "r,J ?" regulating and strengthening medlolne at .eueh a time. Try them. 8old at Dr. Cook's The light shone from the cottage oc cupied by Miss Atkinson, n maiden of a considerable number of years, who IwtiB entertaining at tho moment three other staid and elderly women at bridge. Just as ono of tho threo had said 'disgustedly that she mado it spades JMIss Atkinson, who was facing the porch, gave a bloodcurdling shriek and her cards flow all ovor tho room. "A man!" sho hlBsod. "Thoro was tmnn peering In through tho porch crcon door! He disappeared when I Jumped!" Ono of the bravest of the four ven tured out to the porch and In a quav ering voice domanded to know who was there, while the others supported her with the carving knife and the broom. Nothing answered from the sllenco, which made It all the worse , The guests put Miss Atkinson to Jb-1 with the hot water bag and the emelllng salts and locked eveVy win idow In the cottage. Then, shivering jwlth fright, the three held hands and. bolted for the hotel. It was a little later that the Bundy cottage was upset Mrs. Bundy had, put the children to bed and was cro-' chetlng while her guest, Mrs. Hulton, was reading aloud a particularly grew-' some detective story. Suddenly Mrs. Bundy made a startled clutch at Mrs.1 Huton's wrist and said: "Lls-s-ten!" Mrs. Hulton heard It. too. "Th-th- fhere must be t-t-two of 'em!" stam mered Mrs. Hulton. "I can hear four r-f-feet Just as plain!" There certainly were several differ ent footsteps outside the cottage- slow, careful footsteps. There was also deep breathing. Then something blurred against the low diamond paned window over the corner win dow .seat. Thereupon Mrs. Bundy gave a cheep like a strangled chicken and nearly went over backward In her deker. Holding the family revolver at arm's length and with her-head turned tbe other way, Mrs. Bundy sat down again nd they listened. There was noth ing to be heard. They passed tbe rest pf the night on guard. j Farther down the lake shore, on the rustic seat facing the moon, Laura Spllger and her young man sat talk- ling. Tbolr absorption in each other Jwas so great that they heard nothing; jttntll something strange was thrust joter' Laura's left shoulder. Toung 'JBturmaster made a wild but futile grab rt Laura as she leaped in toe air. Landing on the extreme edge of the Jsllppery terrace, she tumbled down Wtcr tne lapping waters witn a gur Igllng splash. " ' '' Then as young ' Burma ter, too, sensed the presence "of' -something weird and Inexplicable he felt bis 'scalp twitch In freezing horror, and leaped after Laura. Hand In hand jtbey arose, dripping, and stood affrighted In the two feet of water at tbe shore's edge. From tbe Spllger's cottage came questioning rumblings. Laura's fa- tner was demanding to Know tne rea son for all that uproar. Getting no Siswer, because tbe two In the lake ere still paralyzed vocally, he came forth to Investigate. "What do you want?" be roared at something creeping by. '.'I'll teach you to prowl around my house, consarn you I" Presently there was the spite ful pop of the little Spllger boy's alr un. . ' Nothing happened. The Spllgers aad young Burmaater sat up very late discussing the mystery. It was dis couraging to the Spllgers to find that their peaceful summer home was get ting Just like every other place, and, one had to lock and bar doors and windows and take In the washing at' night' The Doggetts wero roused from slumber by some one fumbling at tbe kitchen window. At the Plunketts' some one" was distinctly beard at the chicken house. Mrs. Pllklns said she heard 'footsteps on the Pllklns' front porch that night and tbe Pikes report ed that their mignonette bed had beea trampled. At an Impromptu mass meeting a the next morning tbe cottagers voted to spend $50 a mosth for a watchman. Thea they toek.aps all the rest of the tay to sake up, for their wakeful sight k , v t -i - Bat early ' that same morning a weary1 an homesick ow had broken Into a gallop as 'she spied the Me Laaes' bar aad 1b two minutes more envwas winchkg her feed aad I switching, ties. r; PROGRAM J. H. Ellinf er W.J.Lippincott Jof . Crow Dr. Damoroll Farmers Institute December 18, 19 and 20. MONDAY, DECEMBER 18th. 9:00 to 6:00--Entry Day. All Farm Products and exhibits for Ladies Department, will be found in Woodman HalL Exhibits of stock at Bailey's and at Koontz's barns. Secretary's office at Woodman HalL Program at Phares-Newhouse new building. OFFICERS OF INSTITUTE. G. W. Hummel, President. Limon Essig, Vice President. Henry Gilham, Secretary. J. W. Auld, Treasurer. Ed. Payne Fred Arnold C. B. Steward Frank Stokes LADIES AUXILIARY. Irene Miner, Chairman. Mrs. Mabel Day Albright, Supt. Educational Dept Jesse Wagoner, Supt. of Entertainment. Monday, December 18th. Evening Session y 7:00--Music by Orchestra Opening Prayer - - Rev. Cole Music by Girls' Quartette Address of Welcome - - Jas. S. Gilham Vocal Duett - Clayton Holmes and Paul Throne Doings and Results of Pure Food Commission -W. R. Jackson. Lincoln, Nebraska Vocal Duett - Mrs. Garber and Miss Igoi Truck Farming - - Rev. Tompkins Chorus " Results from the Care of Chickens E. J. Overingjr Tuesday, Deceiabe ; lth. Morning Session Judging Exhibits a j'rCvVn ?$ -' Afternoon Session 1 :00--Music by Orchestra -Nomination of Officers Vocal Duett - H. Thomas and L. Whitaku .. Farm Building - I7. W. Chase, Pawnee City, Nebi Vocal Solo ... Mrs. Cross Care and Handling of Eggs and Cream Mr. Earl Harnly, College View, Nebr Music Evening Session 7:0GMusic by Orchestra Music by Girls Quartette v , Address - - Ex-Gbv. Shallenberger '"'' Chorus A Good Dirt Road for less Money - Mr. Chase Music by Male Quartette The Poultry Flock - - Mr. Harnly Music Wednesday, December 20th. Morning Session Judging of Exhibits Lecture on Stock Raising ... H. J. Gramlick, University of Nebraska Afternoyi Session 1K)0-Music Cornv Hogs and Alfalfa, E. P. Brown, Davey, Neb 2:00Parao!e 3:00Separate Ladies Session in Woodman Hall Music Cooking Demonstration - Miss Sabin, Beatrice Music Evenihg Session n 7KH)-Music by Orchestra Election of Officers Music by Girls' Quartette . Encourage the Boys and Girls - MissSabia Vocal Duett Grace Sherer and Mildred Fulft Trombone Solo - - Roy Robiiba ""Chores How and Why - - E.P.Bfcwt Music by Msle Quartette ,',' Address - -, - - W. R.Jacbe Musk J4 l m If i $ i: t : i -M ' A t' i o - rt' 4: M t m m m m M lurufoiore. jy,ji ' l , s. - . - '4!" iVt,i -. r j- ' ' jt " 73, , pi . in'M ,3iiii,T . jw-f,. ju u . . i .- . - i, .t!' .!... m. i -w WsTfsM-MsaaiiMjsiJMi.sliiaiiMsMsBeiia