M -a? !&3te&& isit?wm&fmm vxilttmtm)4t-A ,,w'?r,AyTifrMf "l i,'""i',"f'Mifj tjyr ' Tisppg-- MsY "5 Sv tl Mi '$8 tF -' twl h' &lf MW,?' i :& iSi ' h "HI ' IL $wr WHCNTOtf (MISERY COAC?'JJAly M MJY?r JhrWWND B.CLARK , Hi: return to America or Mr. and Mrs. Nicholas I.ongworth after their honeymoon trip abroad gave to Representative Henry S. noutctl, Itcimbllcau, of Chicago, nn oppor tunity to havo considerable fun nt l no expenoo of the Democrats, It Is known of course that ono groat political party looks to Thomas Jef ferson as tho apofitlo nnd prophet of the Mmplo democratic life, and knowing this, Mr. lloutell. who ap parently had been reading somo ancient records, tried his best to undermine tho "simple llfo" pedestal upon which Thomas Jefferson stands. There were Fonie people apparently who thought that Mrs. I.ongworth. who is ex-l'resldcnt Roose velt's daughter, might return from her honeymoon trip abroad, where sho was treated In n measure like a royal personage. In a fiamo of mind In which pride wan dominant ami that she might havo lost some or her American simplicity. Representative Boutell mado n speech which of course did not havo Mrs. Longworth for Its v central subject, but ho In troduced 'matters by saying that sho would return to America, "not Princess Alice, but tho sarao modest, unassuming daughter of the president that It was her wont to bo." Mrs. Longworth came In to Mr. Boutoll'a speech only 88 nn incident of discourse, tho Republican icpresenta tive's main intention being apparently to attempt to re fute the statement made by Representative Wheeler of Kentucky that tho Republi can party under present ad ministration was introduc ing "truculent sycophancy and flunkcylsm" Into our Intercourse with representa tives of foreign powers. The Chicago Republican looked at the Democ racy's Mississippi chieftain (now a United States senator), then turned his eyes to the then bud chieftain. Champ Clark of Missouri, and said: "I wish to read a few words of Thomas Jefferson." The chieftain looked more than a bit startled. "I read from the 'Complete Writings of Jeffer son,' by Ford," went on Mr. Doutoll slowly. "It appears from this letter that Adams was Just about to go as a business agent of Jefferson to London, and after giving him several commis sions, he writes: "'One further favor and I am done; to search the Herald office for the arms of my family. I have what I have been told wore the family arms, but on what authority I know not. It is possible there may be none. If so, I will with your assistance become a purchaser, having Stearne's word for It that a coat of arms may be purchased as cheap as any other coat.' "So here we have the founder of the Democratic party JubI dabbling, as It were, In syncophancy not very truculent as yet." .Thero was no quick recovery on the port of the Democratic members from this blow, which, while directed fair at their Idol, hit them hard In glancing. Finally, Mr. Sulzer, tho East side itateBnian, recovered sufficiently to ask In what year It wns that Jefferson had commissioned a man to buy the coat of arms. On learning that It was In the year 1771, Mr. Sulzor Bald, with anj Intonation that showed ho bad found a grain of comfort in tho thought, "That was Ave years before the revolution." Tho New York representative's consolation morsel apparently was not big enough to go round among his neighbors with an appreciable hare of each. It was a bit hard to learn after many years that tho man who wrote the immortal document beginning with ringing words about equality bad been trying to buy something which would go to show that ho was a trifle "more equal" than bis neighbors; nnd tho blow was like unto that of a bludgeon, because It was, shown that the .supposedly Impeccable one had more than inti mated that a counterfeit coat was as good as a genuine one if only It were nobly emblazoned. Tho Republicans had a rare time of It over tho Democratic discomfiture. When it comes to fun the galleries are gloriously nonpartisan. The humor of the thing was to tho people aloft well worth the knocking of a prop from the third presi dent's pinnacle. Things might not have been bo altogether bad for the cause of Mr. Jefforson and his house disciples If Mr. Boutell had been content to stop, for everybody recognizes the weakness that all human naturo evon that sternly simple type has for crests and other family gewgaws. "Yes," Bald tho Chicago man, "It was flvo years beforo tho revolution. Now, Just before tho revolu tion, on August 25, 1775, the groat founder of the Democratic party, tho Introducer of 'truculent sycophancy' Into our national administration, wrote to John Randolph from Monticello urging a reconciliation with Great Britain, and in that letter ho uses this expression: " 'I am sincerely ono of those who would rather be in dependence on Qrcat Britain, properly lim ited, than any other nation on earth, or than on no nation.'" Tho last five words of this Jeffersonlan pro nouncement It would seem, If language means anything, point to a desire on the part of the Virginian Democrat that the colonies should have r BEES jfUN JL . IV-.e- ' fey yv - V. Ai -alBBBBWTtW J-tnMfr L ra-sv -dsWnBP v t a&-AB9 OT-.D . SnP li -' vt il ffl ,cPlH fflg4ffiKr r31!IP Bfk)iSlKiHiHiiH YBffl8MK F 1B1 B92r '" lttHi Hr' v;- 1WVffilB)BEt9ilB , "l "3'7&?'? V?yV2Mr 3 5 '" "iHK y 53 LSH m s. LoyGwo?rt (oto--) ft lw 4 . ;3f (" M2!k' K ISf $ ' HT WB&s "MMfsBBBBlSSBlV WsssssssssW jgjvV ) iftRY X &4MEY jm coYCfiirjjvAy md ms. Loycwotrt ntm nHrr ar ntttttntf S - - rffiM1. arrmzwi avuAi. V0'00' r U an ownorshlp cablo of kind connecting them with ono of the over-tho-sea powers. As Mr. Boutell put It: "It seems possible that, having purchased his coat of arms, Jefferson feared that on the declaration of Independence aud tho establishment of a republican form of government it would not be an available aBsot, and so ho hopod that dependence would continue." The memory of this speech dwells In congress. It was Intentionally light, but It drove home the lesson that frailties of a certain kind are not confined to members of any political party. When In the futuro an American citizen dies as the result of eating adulterated food that has been an article entering into Interstate commerce, a coroner's Jury will be Justified in bringing In u verdict of suicide. In order not to bo too hard on tho deceased, the Jury may give the cause as carelessness, but whichever of the twain tho ver dict be, the "recently died" will be held responsi ble. The pure-food bill whicn passed Congress is a strong measure. Prolr to Its passage It was tho causo of more misunderstandings, more sus picions and of more abuse of men and measures than was any other which congress thought It worth whllo to consider. Representative James R. Mann of Chicago piloted tho bill through the house. Ho was ox pounder and exhorter, and during the greater part of four days ho held tho Interest of the seasoned members as a school teacher holds the Interest of wide-open-eyed children to whom tales of a hither to unknown are told and It was tales of the hitherto unknown that Mr. Mann told to 'tho Washington-gathered children of a larger growth. For amazement and curiosity, for Interest and Indignation thero was no scene of the winter In the big hall of congress like unto that enacted while the Hydo Park representative set forth his wares In bottle and in bc and gave his colleagues full knowledge of tho indigestible and poisonous stuff that the stomach of the American had been taking to Its own all the years under tho sacred names of food and medicine. Tho house has upon most occasions the saving grace of taking things In part humorously. A Joke saves many a situation, assauges anger and disarms the man whoso tongue under stress of temper becomes a sharp weapon. Thero were few JokeB during the discussion of tho pure-food bill. The subject was as deadly serious as were somo of the "food" products dis played on tho Chicago representative's desk. Once In a whllo tho gravity was relieved by a quip, but as a matter of fact tho Joko of the thing was of the past a huge Joke, If a grim one, cracked by food preparers and mcdiclno manufacturers at the expense of the stomachs and tho livers of tho American peoplo, Mr. Mann told of an American firm that had been Importing rotten yjes, rotten eggs, which, after treatment with boric acid, were sold to candy-makers and cuke-bakers, Mr, Gaines of Tennessee expressed gratitude that tho Imports did not get Into eggnoggs. The laugh was faint. Every member was thinking of tho candy and. the cake and stomachs of the child multitude The half has never been told in the public prints of tho food frauds which Representative Mann disclosed In the time -often extended alloted to him to press this bill to a passage. Some of his exhibits wore ground "coffee" mad of roasted beans, oats, pilot bread, charcoal, red slate, bark and date stones; cinnamon mads of sawdust; wholn popper mode of tapioca nnd lamp black; cocoa mado of walnut sholls nnd oxide, nnd n thousand nnd ono other foods adulterated In n thousand and ono ways. Tho drinks wero worso. Prom tho exposition mado In tho house and In this subject nn Intercut deeper than nny draught that ho had over takon wan shown by every member it would Kcera that the man who leads n friend to tho bar nnd asks what bo will havo given bin frlrnd no choice, for tho bartender will set out what tho spirit moves, and It seldom will movo a puro spirit Tho members of rotigror.s learned by formulnn presented, bearing the nnino and nddresn of deal ers, that skim milk masquerading an cream Is a deception of babo-liko Innocenco compared with tho "puro domestic" and "flno Imported" whiskies nnd cordlnln which nro sot forth for tho damnation 'of n drinker's stomach If not for tho dnmnntlon of his soul. Tho hopo may bo expressed, posnlbly without incurlng tho chargo of vlndlctlvonosn, that in this cat:o tho curse returns to roost behind tho bar. To Repreontatlvo Henry T. Ralncy Is duo large ly the fact that tho bones of John Paul Jones rest In tho land for which ho fought. It wns tho Illi nois Democrnt who first took up tho matter of the search for tho commodore's remains and who started tho investigation which later mado General Porter's work possible. Mr. Ralnoy never has boen given credit In full for his share of the labor, for modesty has held htm silent. Congress at tho outsot did enough to dlscourago ten men of ordinary en ergy from carrying on tho quost for anybody's boneii. Mr. Rainey refused to be gibed out of his purposo, and although ho could not Induco his colleagues to tako him oltogether seri ously, ho followed tho bent of bis belter In other direc tions nnd now Johu Paul Jones rests at Annapolis. . The Illinois member In troduced a resolution pro viding for tho finding and for tho removal to Amor lea of the Scotch Bailor's remains. The resolution called for nn appropriation of $10,000 to pay the expenses. Then tho fun began. Tho mockors In the house declared that the commodore was burled deep In a cemetery under million-dollar business J structures on the Ruo Grande Aux Belles or on the Rue des Eclusos Saint Martin or on several other rues which they could not pronounco. .Congress In Its humor had the aid and Jocose correspondents, who saw the rare Jest In the bones , search and made the most of it And here recol lection brings a, blush of contrition to tho cheeks of, one who followed in the train. , Members said and'cWespondents wrote that the French doubtloss gradly would allow their, business palaces to bo tin dormlncd and toppled to ruin on tho payment of $10,000 of Yankee cash. ir Yankeo check, the representatives said, aided by French politeness, could accomplish the purpose of building demolition, thore would bo small chance of separating Jones' bones with any certainty of Identity from those of tho French sleopers In the old comotery. One scoffer suggested with fine Irony that there might bo a bit of tho original Scotch skull left, nnd that Sidney Smith's rulo might bo applied to make positive tho identification. Mr. Rainey was undisturbed. He was not even moved to surrender when suggestion was made that If tho $10,000 wero sent over to somo French grave digger he would find the old sea dog's bones and prove their genuineness if ho had to tattoo the sailor's autograph In the tibia of tho left leg to do It. It was two years on tho wuy, but tho last laugh came, and It was Mr. Rainey who had It. His colleagues made amend for their scoffing and their scorning, and now another Jester of the past writes belated word of contrition. THE COLDEST PLACE ON EARTH Whnt Is said to be tho coldest place on the globo is tho region of Verkholcnsk, Siberia. . Hero Is a convict station, but during most of the year no guards aro needed to keep tho prisoners from run ning away, for In the more severo portions of the winter no living crcaturo can remain In tho open, and during the three most severo months, when the trmperaturo sometimes falls to 85 degrees be low zero, no ono dares to venture out for moro than a few moments at a time. Ordinary steel tools will snap like' glass, and unseasoned wood becomes almost as hard as steel. When one breathes u powder like the very finest snow falls at one's feet. It Is said that there are less forms of Insect life hero than elsewhere In the world, and some of thoso found aro not found elsewhere, seemingly having been created especially k Inhabit such a frigid region. Somo of ihe signal-service officials declaro that most of tho sovore cold waves that sweep acne the North American continent have their origin In Verkholensk. The wind blows u perfect gale almost all tho time, and that discomfort, added to the low temperature, would certainly make this a very un pleasant place In which to spend the winter. No Help. A St. Louis traveling man, making his first trip through North Dakota, wolto up one May morning to find the ground white with snow. "For Heaven's sake," bo asked the hotel clerk, disgustedly, "when do you have summer out l,n this country?" "I don't know," replied the clerk, "I have onlj beD hers 11 months." Success, JOSIAH'S DEV0TI0NT0G0D Sunday School Lenon f or ,'nly 23, 1911 Specially Arrnngod (or Thli Paper l.tlSSON' TI'.XT It Chronicles 3. 1-1.1. , Atr.Mour vi:itsnt-i, ?. OOl.DKN TIJXT "HcniPinlirr now thy Ctrutor In tho days of thy youth." Keel. '12:1. TIMK-Joslnh lipgnn to rrlgn It, ('. r,M, In (lie Hljtli jenr of Juilnh as u Hcparuto klDRilOlll. Iln rolKtii'il 31 yonm. tilt U. COS. I'l.AOi: Judith iiml JimuhhIi'Iii. Hut bin rofnrins cxti'iidrd over n toiiNlilcinlilo tmrt of tlut torrltmv of tho Nnithrin Kltu;lcim which Iiml tx'roino extinct In 72.'-iH, SO o;iih Iiefmu Joiliih caiuit lo thu throne. Jonlah wns tho grandson of Man iiRsoh, whoso career wo studied In our last lesson, llu wns bout nt Jorusn leni, H. (ilO. His father wns Anion, who followed tho oxumplo of his fa ther's earlier years. Ho reigned but two years, when ho was murdered by 'his courtiers In his own palace. The Ipcopln toso ngalust tho conspirators nnd mado his elght-yonr-old sou king In his phtco. Joslnb'n mother wns Jedldnb, tho daughter of Adalah, Thoy belonged In llosenth, a town near l.nchlsh in southwestern Judnh, In tun plains toward the Mcdltoiranean sen. While King Anion wns nn idolater, mid his court was corrupt, it Is possible, that Joslah'u mother Jtopt tho true fnltli. Ho began to rolgn when ho wnr olght joaiH old. Like his grandfather Munnssoh. ho must for sovornl yeais havo been guided, and his kingdom controlled by his mother or by prime ministers. Tho worshipers of Jo hovah must havo been In control itt tho pnlace, tho wtso nnd religious teachers of the true God and tho true religion. So that for tho first nlxteon years of his llfo tho young Joslnh must havo been under good Influences, while ho also would know of his fnthcr'u tragic death, and his grandfather':! sins, sufferings, and repentance. And his ancestor, David, wns ever beforo him as his Ideal, hlu hero, his saint. About tho tlmo when Joslnh was twenty years old, and In Uio twelfth year of his reign, when ho had begun his reforms, there canio an Invading host from tho far cast like a cyclone, an overwhelming scourge. Jeremiah foretells them In vivid pictures. Hut Herodotus tells us who they weio, tho Scythians "from tho regions over Cau casus, vast nameless hordes of men, who Bwccplng past Assyria, un checked, poured upon Palestine. Wo enn realize tho event from our knowl edge of tho Mongol and Turtar lnva slons which In later centuries pursued the snmo path southwards. Living In the saddle, with no Infantry nor chari ots to delay them, theso Contnurs swept on with a speed of Invasion hitherto unknown. In 630 they had crossed tho Caucasus, by 620 they wero on tho borders of Egypt. Tho prophet, Jeremiah, describes In plcturcsquo terms this Invasion. "Tho lion Is como up from his thicket;" "Tho destroyer of nations Is on his way;" "Behold ho comcth as clouds, and his chariot shall bo as tho whirl wind;" "Their qulvor Is an open sop tilchor, they nro all mighty men;" "They aro cruel and have no mercy; their volco roareth llko tho nea; and thoy rido upon horses, sot In array as men of war against thee." It is easy to boo how this terrible Invader, coming so near, Just as Jo 6lah was beginning his reforms, must havo Interfered with his plans. Joslah began his reformation In his twelfth year, but the' Invasion of tho Scythians soon after this beginning lnterferrcd with tho work. Tho sav age and cruel host en mo close to Judah'a borders. Scattered bonds may havo entered tho kingdom. Terror reigned. Defenses must bo strength ened. Outsiders rushed to Jerusalem und tho fortified cities. How far tho reformations had progressed we do not know, nut tho chronicler having recorded tho beginning simply goon on with tho story, ns Is frequently dono by historians. The restoration of the Temple was Intrusted to a committee of three Shapan, the secretary of state; and Mnaselab, tho governor of tho city, tho mayor of Jerusalem; and Joah tho recorder, tho keeper of tho re: nrds, tho historian. Tho tomplo built by Solomon, was completed 390 years beforo. It wob 'repaired by Joash 'J 10 years boforo Joslah began his restora tion. Tho ravages of time, with neg lect and nbuso during tho sway of Idolatry must havo rendered It Badly In need of repair. It wus during thoso repairs that tho Book of Law waa found. Tho work Interrupted by the Scyth ian hordes Is now resumed with great ly Increased Intensity and enthusiasm, through tho now consecration of king and peoplo, duo to thel finding of the Book or tho Law. The first condition of salvation for Individuals or nations Is tho putting away of sin at any cost. Tho socond Is the building up of tho good. Ho that confesseth and forsaketh shall find mercy. Yo Are tho Tcmplo of tho Living God. Whnt Repairs Docs This Tomplo Need? Cleanso away tho remains or selfishness, and cast out all "tho works of tho flesh." Set up tho family altar, repair your study of God's word. Ro now the love whoso dccllno Is ex pressed in tho neglect ot courtesies nnd services to man. Repair your ap plication of tho fruits of tho spirit to business dealings and ull departments of life. Repair your habits, Repair your temper. Cleanso your bodies from habits that lead to 111 health, aud make your bodies perfect Instruments for tho Indwelling of tht Holy Spirit Doctors SairJHeWouId Die A Friend's Advice Saves Ufa I wikIi to sprak of tho wonderful curi Hint I hae received from jour noted Swamp-Kurt, tin great kidney nnd blad der cure. Lit Mimmcr 1 w.n taken with icvrtu pains in my luck nnd aide. I could not brentho without difllculty nnd was nearly wild with the desire to urinttc. Wna compelled to do no every tin min utes with tho pnt'ac,e of pmo Mood with the urine. I tiiid all the diuVtcnt doc tors from fir and near, but tliey wid it was no uro to doctor ns would die any way, t wan nt tho end of my ropo nnd w.n ro nmer.iblo with pain nnd tlm thought that 1 must die that words can not tell how f felt. One day a friend told mo of tho wonderful help r-tto had teccived. from Dr. Kilmer's Hw.unp-Ucot. Klin gave mc ono of (rtir panuipliji.t'i which 1 tcad nnd determined to try .Swamp-Hoot. After tal.inn half a bottle 1 felt belter. Havo now taken ten bottles and am well ns I ever wiih, tliattkn to Swamp-Kent. I wih to tell all suffering prople that have kjd ney, liver or bladder trouble, that Dr. Kil mer's Swamp-Root is tho bent medicine on Hie market. All perxons doubting this utatcinetit can write lo mo nnd 1 will tuiMver thum dit rcctly, Yours vorv trulv, clydi: r. cami:uer, Kostlic, Wash. Subscribed nnd Mvorn to bcfoio mo this 13 rd day of July, )Ct. VKKN'K TOWXL', Notary Public. lllrl. rr. MLiirr (V. lllMrl.i. H. T. i'rovo What Swamp-Root Will Do Tor Yen Suid to Dr. Kilmer & Co., HuiKliar ton, N. Y., for a r-nmplu bottle. It will convince anyone. You will p'ho rceciva a booklet of valuable information, telling all nbout tliu kidne,Ns nnd bliddcr. Whets ftritintt. bo wiro nnd mention this parvar. For ialo nt nil drug sloroi. Price lift? cents and one-dollar. Burglar Befriended Him. A burglar was arrested for robblnj a house up tho state somo time since, and the next morning tho victim rustl ed wildly Into tho magistrate's offlc. As noon ns ho could get his breath to working again ho told tho official that he had como to seo nbout tho pris oner. "Glad you cumo down," wob the af fablo response of tho magistrate, "I Bupposo you wnnt 'to appear against him." "Well, I guess not!" exclaimed the victim wltli a glad smllo. "I want to kiss him on tho brow and glvo him 10. Among other things that ho stolo from the houso wus n packngo of lovo letters that I wrote to my wlfo beforst wo wero married." Answering the Dean. The man who Thackeray calls "the greatest wit of nil tlmo" Dean Swift or St. Patrick's cathedral, Dublin was as ready to take ns to mako a ro tort.' "Why don't you doff your bat to me?" he nsked a small boy who was coaxing along nn obstreperous goat. "I will," said tho lad, "If your honor will hold the goat's horns I" an answer which delighted tho dean. Youth's Companion. A Busy Place. "Where Is that spot you call the 'lovers' lane?'" diffidently "asks the young man whllo tho young lady waits on tho hotol piazza. "Right down yonder," replies the clerk. "Just keep going until you see tho porter from the barber shop. Lovers' lano Is so crowded now that wo have him stationed thero to give tho guests checks, so that each may havo his turn," Judge's Library. Beautiful Post Cards Free. Semi a Ntnmn for flvn namplca of ow very bent Clolii Kmbossed Illrthdity. Flow er and Motto Pout Cards; beautiful colors and loveliest design-. Art Po.it Card Club. It! Jackson fit., Topeka, Kan. Just 8o. "Why do they call a bell boy 'in hotol 'Duttons?'" "Because he's always oft when you need hlra most, J guess." ASK FOIt AM.KVS FOflT-KAHK tho Autlwpllo powder UUako Into jToarnhoM. 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Act gently on mc over. eliminate one, anu soothe t tie delicate, rnembranooitue. bowel, t u r t. Coaillpalloa, Bltiouinrii, Slrli H..A. schs and lodlcetllon. at mlUUni know. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSS, SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature .BBBBBWXl BBBBBssl P s nrcnlc .BBBBBBBBBV BBSITTI E SBBBBBBBBB lltfm BBBSSSSBTB FILLS. r Jsjt -J S07&fr0rzj DEFIANCE STARCH 88. SWZ !. .-f, J u m yA ( 1 h A vVi '' ' , frt .,v,. " L '"'"''is "-in sw hi i ii i i iMI .iiViJ iLin.njau - " ' . '