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POOR HUBBY!
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by .iiy fciv
Dick Thut la Mrs. Gabber. Sho foil
downstairs and bit her tongtto In two.
Harry I feel sorry for her husband.
Sho was a terror when sho had only
ono tongue!
HEAD SOLID MASS OF HUMOR
"I think tho Cutlcura Remedies aro
tho best remedies for eczema I hava
ovor heard of. My mother had a child
who had a rash on Its head when It
was real young. Doctor called it baby
rash. He gnvo us medicine, but it
did no good. In a few days tho head
was n solid mass; n running sore. It
was awful, tho child cried continually.
Wo had to hold him and watch him
to keep him from scratching the
sore. His suffering was dreadful. At
last wo remembered Cutlcura Reme
dies. Wo got n dollar bottlo of Cutl
cura Rosolvcnt, a box of Cutlcura
Ointment, and a bar of Cuticura Soap.
Wo gavo tho Resolvent as dlrectod,
washed tho head with tho Cutlcura
Soap, and applied tho Cutlcura OInt
mont. Wo had not used half beforo
tho child's head was clear and freo
from oczema, and it has nover como
back again, Ills head was healthy
and" ho bad a beautiful head of hair.
I think tho Cutlcura Ointment vary
'good for tho hair. LIt makes tho hair
grow and prevents falling hair."
" (Sighed) Mrs. Francis Liind, 1'laln
City, Utah, Sept. 19, 1910. Send to tho
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Iloston,
i'Mass for freo CptlcUra Book aa tho
(treatment of slclii firjd scalp troubles.
i Clvlc Rivalry.
Squirb DuriiiUVero.goln' to have
a nowBuapcr .lu;LQhqlyviyo.
Uiiela'WollJy Go?iy(ot Drcnryhurst)
Wbejre arqVycgoMto'.'glt It printed?
V Of '4R TrjofeslerWi
j!Yoyr w(fo orjd 'yoit'soeraj to get
along sb', beautifully together. Don't
youSaVqr have any difference's of opin
ion?" . v,
"Oh, yes, every day, but I don't let
her find it out." - ,
Music Hall Losing Vogue.
Music halls have Increased very lit
tle in the last few years.1. Some havo
Bdng tack' to "drama. 0 thorn' havo
U9PV,run jnirtTy, with drqjnaf' Others
hav.o epuo, over to .pietujr.q,; entertain
meats,, 0TJio plqtpro Uo.ua.cs havo im
mensely added to .their 'own by , new
bulldliigs.TLondott Stage, .
! .
The Point of View - .
This is' tv true story. A certain bIlo"
Vak present at ti recent Chopln're'cltnl.
.During tlio "Match iftjncbrc." hct'eyes
Vlistened antijier vyhqia httltndq of
f rhpPatVoflffons'aB ttilfWVrjuWc had
t entranced -horvory soul, Hor.-whole
' rLV'Jnsjif InrtJ-i , Whpn 'Hhtir'.'iftnnlat
'7 had finished, 'the escort of Miss "Hello"
turned to lior and'eald: "How beau'
tltul!" To which eho replied: "Yes,
indeed; (Joesn't it At horoxipilsltoly in
tho back? How hiuch do you suppose
It cost in Pails?" '
X A Generous Gift
Av Profewor Muuyon Ij.n juH issued a
. V -most beautiful, unful and complete al-
J" m'ahiie. '1 1 VdiU.njps not. only nil the sci-
ijfi acter.nTilMli(JlYP&'TJq'i'rj.aiod biitli
U .rndnth' UWa tVllYrnlt Tybout.cbtd rejidi
,i, i Jiiff,-LLitli-gtoim.t-m)d thoir..uiuaniniT.qm(
civch tho interpretation of dreams. . It
P A WrMrfPI"11 and Aicasun and Vh fid otFr
&lfMVoUrr In fact, it l-n M.ififem
y m.ln.ip. fh.lt Tint null- clvoa vnlnnhln 'in.
manac, tuat not oniv cr
foruuHOrm bhf MllAffei
mid much aunlss-
ment for cvrry rneiAlic'r of tlio family,
cspcdally for parties and cvolng Witcr
taiiuncnfd.SiFrinnerB and peopling t'10
rural diMrictH will find 'this Almanac ul
most invaluable.
It will bo tent tn nnyono absolutely
five on application to the Munyon Item
dy Compauy, Phlladolpbla. IV
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(He Rep
sofH
A TRUE STORY OF THE SECRET SERVICE
By COL. II. C. WHITLEY """SSSiOfSU.
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T was nnmotlmo In tho
fall of 1859 that a strang
er came trudging nlong
tho turnpike
Ho was i
short and fat. Ills round
red fnco wns covered with
n stubby growth of blonde
whiskers. Ho wore a
broad Hat blue cloth cap
and a long brown linen
duster a llttlo out of sea
son. A bundle tightly roll
ed In black oilcloth was strapped to
his back. Ho stopped In tho middle of
tho road. Looking about, his eyos
rested upon a weather-beaten sign
board upon which had onco been
painted tho picture of a black bear
resting upon its haunches. For more
than a hundred years this sign board
had been swinging to and fro as If
beckoning and Inviting passersby to
enter tho llttlo inn that was standing
sorno 15 or 20 foet back from tho
road. It took Mr. Herman Wclsgar
bcr scvoral minutes to decipher tho
Inscription beneath tho faded picture.
When ho had Biiccccded, as ho thought,
ho muttered audibly, "Dish Ish do
blaco. Per black bear vas Inn, und
1 shust myself vlll wnlk In rait hltu."
Dructng up a llttlo and stroking his
chin ho stepped with a lengthened
strido into tho llttlo front room that
served as nn olllco for tlio Dlack 13oar
Inn. Hcrq ho found himself in tho
prusonco of a pleasant-faced woman
who Binilod coqiu'ttislily.
Ho greeted her In his own tongue,
In which sho replied, and tho conver
sation wan now carried on briskly in
tho Oerman languago. It was a bux
om widow on tho ono band and n ras
cally counterfeiter on the other. lie
was n long-tltno rogue, but eho was
honoHt and unsuspicious. With her
tho world was good, with him it was
dog eat dog and tho dovil tako the
hindmost. Tho widow Hartz was al
together too unsophisticated to pene
trato tho dark recesses of the hollow
hearted man that had by chance come
suddenly into tho affairs of her life.
Sho Judged him by her own hear
and little dreamed of tho misery so
soon to follow her chanco' acquaint
anco with. Herman Wulsgarbor.
Hor husband had died about two
years bofore. At this time her heart
was conterod on her son, n young man
nearly twenty years of uge. i John
Hartz, thanks to tho training of his
father, wns honest and Industrious.
Tho lllack Hoar Inu and tho llttlo
farm adjoining was a sacred inheri
tance from his paternal grandfather.
Tho Inn was now somewhat out of
date, but was still doing its pnrt to
wards furnishing tho mother nnd son
a living and a llttlo to lay up for a
rainy day. John'B father had taught '
him to stand firmly for tho right In
all things.
Mr. Woisgarbcr'3 gray bluo cyea'
woro shining brightly bonoath bin
overhanging brows as ho, , ptopd ex
plaining to tho widow Hartz regarding
himself. Tho word tramp, now so
aptly appllod to tho tie-path tourist;
had not been colnod In that day and
mon of his llko wcro llttlo understood.
xIIo said ho was Just out on a pleasure
tour and that ho travoled on foot as
a mattor of choice. Ho was moving
lolduroly along that ho might bettor
enjoy' tho lovely scenery and puro
mountain air. Ills words wcro woll
choson and dooply improsslvo aa ho
cautiously worked his way up to tho
point of offering to remain for a tlmo
and assist in tho work about tho Inn
and farm. Ho had a smooth tonguo.
Tho tura-plko, winding its way
along up and down tho sldos, ovor
and across tho Allegheny mountains
wns then tho popular highway for
drovers and wagonora upon their way
to and fro between Eastern Pennsyl
vania and Pittsburg'. Tho pooplo
along thlB routjwWo principally' Ger
mans. Somoof thorn could neither
(tncir,) sponk renglls '.JThoy lived
mainly bn"whal 'they producod and
yiadUtlo occHjqnQrpspiuitholr
money. Almost anything that looked
JIM JUSP&Z . wiulJLl!na3i 10. tloso
days much of tho paper money
in ijlrpijlatjlpn . aa,,. nf, tho wild
cat kind. lieiwoon tho counterfeit
and gbnulne Issue 'there was but llt
tlo ohnit'o, Pug passed from hand to
baud almost as readily aa tho other.
Herman Wolsgarbor, an ho called
himself, had for many yoara boon dbdg
lng about from placo to place ran
king a living by shoving tho queer.
Under pretence of his inability to un
derstand tho English languago ho was
able to deceive tho officers and es
cape arrest. It was always "Nlcht
verstoho" with him. "Ho shust didn't
know notting 'bout baper monies."
To tho widow Hartz ho nppoarcd a
man of honor. Sho measured hltp
character by hor own a,nd could acq
po 'farther;,1 Six months, had scarcity
passed, from lnq tmo sbo, mot, him
.until ho hncaniu her husband.
When Johaillartzi como in. cnr)tacl
with his 'stop-father ho waa' honest,
and had' ho" followed !tf tlio' foarnte'pt!
of "his owri father hd woUl have'ro
majnod so. It did riot fake long to
provo thai no wns susceptible- and
easily drawn into ways that were dark
and forbidding. Stop by step ho was
led along apd crftly Initiated into
tho mysterious doings of counterfeit-
V3- ' - r
m
lu sib r
'ill 1
i
entance
aftzs
Ono day a drover camo along tho
pike with a long string of oxen and
stopped nt tho Hlnck Hear Inn, and
engaged a pasture for his cnttlo over J
night. Tho drover was new In that
part of tho country, nnd for safety he
handed his pocket book, containing
several hundred dollars, to John Hartz
for safe keeping, In the presence of
Welsgarher. Shortly afterwards when
the drover wns out attending to bis
cattle, Welsgarber suggested tho Idea
to John of changing tho good money
in the pocket book for an equal
amount of counterfeit that he had on
hand. John wns easily persuaded lie
thought his step-father knew best. In
tho morning tho drover received his
pocket book and proceeded to count
its contents. Ho at once saw that
tho bills were of a different kind than
thoso ho had . been carrying. lie
pulled u coim"Telt detector ironi ins
pocket and e!nttultted them. Having
sntlHlleil hlmdfelf that they were bad,
he charged John with having substi
tuted them. Tho accused mnn'H face
turned red and he began to stammer,
but hlfl step-father who was stundliu
by, camo at once to the front and com
menced to talk In Oerinun to John
Turning to the drover he ptotested In
badly broken English thnt the young
man was honest und hadn't even
opened the pocket book. Hetween the
two the drover got a tongue lashing
for his accusation that so completely
upset blm that he was none too sure
that he ever had any money. He was
.'now In n bad fix; n long ways from
homo with a' pocket book full of court
torfoit money ns his only wherewith
to pay his oxponses.
Aftor ovcrythlng had cooled down,
Mr. Welsgarbor, in a burst of gener
osity, was good onough to loan tho
drovor ono or two hundred dollars to
pay his way until ho could reach
Strasburgh, a llttlo town at tho foot
of tho Throe nrothor mountains. Tho
drover was silenced but not altogether
convinced. His money was all right
tho day beforo, but ho wasn't quite
suro it vv'ns of tho right "stamp when
ho handed It ovor to tho young man
for safo kooplng. Iloro was an exem
plification of tle llt,tlo d,lfforenco be
tween tho truth and a Ho well stuck
to. Tlmo rolled on and John, Hartz'
careen in crlmo became raoro and
mbrd firmly fixed. ,
Ono day tho sheriff camo with a
warrant for tho "Flying Dutchman','
whiqlJundtilaniHsgarhor
"Gott en Hlmmoil! Vot Ish dl
dlalrt"
ho pxclajmod.
uAf 8h& ciaWion' efisWe'd anil the
sheriff vvatf'gWilUy puzzled regarding
his duty. Ho waB couvlnced that
the accused man was Innocqnt, and
ho thought It might bo a safo thing to
lenvo him at his homo nnd go back to
tho county seat nnd report beforo ma
king tho arrest. When ho renched
there ho was told to return at once
and bring his man. When ho got back
to tho Dlack Hoar Inn Mr. Welsgarbor
was out. Ho had saddled up and
rodo away and , might apt; rofirrp Jpr,
nttv.enu ayct prnapa nnxpr.,, (jut; ttio
Tho mother lind now "riirtlnh.il
dnoulih to4 BdtMsfy"'hor,"tiMr.s'ho,bndj
niade a groat inlstftkd'and' that eho
whh tied -to aibad niun. .Hor llfo be
camo a burden to h.er Ono -day! she,
suddenly disappeared. Aftor, a long
search sho was found dead with a
ropo tightly drawn about hor neck
banging to a stout hook in tho smoke
bouso. Tho scono was too much for
I M I tea&& C?VV
lira - 4MminWlffifftl i vj?
1 NMtai lMItP
" vr,
good-natur.od flhgrjfr .iljdii't,, pep It thot
way-i JJ,o wqpld comp back ngajn 'or
ho .might pfpsen't himsoir voluntarily
iif ftin BliorlfT'B iifffWh ' ''It'' i i
John. Ho now becamo dazed with
fear and excitement. Ho left tho homo
of his boyhood on foot and mndo his
way to Philadelphia, where ho chancod
o meet his step-father who was a
member of n gang of counterfeiters.
; Inhn wns easily persuaded ami he suf
fered himself to no led along step by
tp until he wns deep In tho mire.
Our Civil war had brought a :reat
hango lu tho ilnunces of tho country.
Wild cat banks had gone out of ex
istence and a now kind of money wns
In iiso There was a great deal of
counterfeiting going on and John
Hartz was one of the number engaged
In It. I.IUo the most of the men of
his stamp he was unsuccessful In ac
cumulating wealth.
A counterfeit In er stamp made
Its appearance lu Philadelphia and I
found It necessary to visit thnt city
The night was dark and stormy and
It was about the portentous hour of
I '00 a in., when ghosts are said to
ntalk nhto.id In ghastly white at ray,
that four detectives left their comfort
abli quarters tn the hotel with the ex
pectation of making an Important
arrest. The man they sought was In
visible during the day time and a dif
ficult man to fticounter at night. He
had frequently been heard of but had
seldom been seen by the government
detectives When the ollicers reached
tht appointed place they scattered
and took up their positions where they
would attract ns little attention as
possible Their mysteilous mlshlon
had been I ally explained; a deal was
i pecled lo be pulled off. One of the
detectives was rotund of person lie
had, through one of the counterfeiting
gang, been Introduced as a beer deal-
r who said hv was willing to take his
bonces wltli bogus Mumps, and he
had bargained with one of the conn
tei fellers for live thousand counter-
li lager beer stamps, and was to
i 'reive them ut a certain hour at a
dt'Hlguutcd place
When the man put In an appear
ance to make the delivery he was to
he arrested. This individual, owing to
the darkitesB or the night, was unable
to see the detectives stationed about,
and ho walked with his carpet bug In
Mm&AMfMr'
nwirfi& MP MrfcGM
hanii 'bravely up to tho ofllfcer In wait
ing at the place agreed upon.
On n given signal the detectives
hurriodly closed In. Tho counterfeit
er did not readily submit and tho ofll
cqra soon found they had tackled a
rough customer. For somo minutes
tho scufTHng rtnd twisting was furious
nnd h6 wns not fairly Bubdued until a
puir of glistening handcuffs vyns
slipped upon his -wrists. The cold
stool took tho fight but of him und ho
was at onco escortod to the Hlngham
house,
It was qno of tho kind of conspir
acies that are n direct .fraud upon tho
Kpvetyiinput, and I yv.ns very anxious
to- r-eftcji Its Borneo,, which particularly
meant tbd engraver of tiio'plntcs from
which tho BtnmpB wore printed. I was
not, fl ljttlp surprised when (earned
tliat ,tho wholesale, dealer vvb had
caught, was joh'rt Hartz. ' This was the
nrstf'tlliio i had met hint. Ho hud for
several years initltitulncd'ti1 reputation
among tlfa dewotlvos as'a person who
could not under any circumstances be
made to squeal. 1 could well afford
to turn him loose If ho would furnish
tho Infqrniatlon loading to tho cap
turing of tho Important men behind
him.
The squealer lu cases of I his kind
Is usually tho most powerful adjunct
to tho detective art. While these olll
corB have llttlo respect for him thoy
aro dqllghted to iivnl) themselves of
IiJb services. I was well acquainted
.wltlitho inasf. prpmlnen.t, featuro ip
(tjipt riBouor'B past career, Ilo, laid
clalip tp tlio possession of a principle
to which ha imrf Btbadfaslly adhered.
Hh hdI"bl6ri ar'restfcll sordrttt 'times
for'passlng'coanterfott'niuhoy' atili had
nniinll occasions perslutohtly roflisod
toi squoiU on his confeilurntcH. Ho
prforrod rithor to .sacrifice himsolf
tlran to assist itho .govcrnmeijt, in any
;nnjmpr, , had up to tjiat, tira,e nover
met a man undor llko ircumstnncos
that could not by somo niouns bo ln
(lucod to SQuenl, but I pounded John
llnrtz up ono Bido and down tho other
until broad daylight without ellcltiuu
tho slightest information, f had o
ferod htm bis liberty and $1,000 in
money as an inducement, hut ho ntub
bornly refused Ho seemed to havo
deluded himself Into the Idea that
treachery among a gang of criminals
was much worse than the unlawful
deeds perfotnu'd by them
1 learned Irom the prisoner that ho
had a family. When this wns men
tioned he shuddered a little. Coming
to the conclusion that I could learn
nothing f i oin him I was ready to lock
him uii. Hefore doing this I suggested
tho Idea of taking him to seo his wife
and children Early In the morning
1 procured a curt Inge, and after a
20 minutes' drive wo stopped In front
of n largo tenement houso which wo
entered, ascending tho stalra to tho
second floor.
Knocking at a door to our right we
were after some delay admitted by a
woman wearing a calico wrapper, and
we entered the room which was dark
nnd dismal as a tomb Two or three
btokeu chalis. a tlckety table and a
mntticHs spread upon the floor and
covered with ragged quills, constl
tuted the furnishings
licuciith the tatteied
tho blight eyes and
Peeping from
covering I saw
curly heads of
two young children
"Is this your home
Mr. Hartz'" I
itiqiiltcd
"This Is where I stay," he replied.
1 snvv at once that I was up against
a species of allllctlon for which 1 had
no rcjidy-miide speech of condolence,
nnd I was ItiHt a little embarrassed
There wns a depth of seriousness In
tho affair that 1 bad rarely niut with.
I was confronted with the genuine
woes, of humanity and at a loss for
the moment to know Just what lo do
or suy After deliberating u short
time I came to the conclusion thnt It
was best to explain all to his wifo.
She looked like an Intelligent woman
and 1 proceeded to acquaint her with
the facts concerning her husband's ar
rest and the punishment that was sure
lo follow I likewise pointed out the
door through which he might escape.
.1 demanded a dean breast without
reserve I was to know all tho partic
ulars lu regard to the conspiracy, and
ln was to act In good faith and to ns
slst the detectlven In plans to cap
ture the engraver and all others con
nected whh tno nuair; nesiues, no
was, If It became necessary, to go up
on tho witness stand and testify
against his enpfeduraten. Counterfeit
ers ns a general thing aro troacherous
towurds one another when In n .tight
placo; It Is anything to save them
selves. With John Hartz It was dif
ferent; ho proforred to sacrlflco him
self rather than to give away his con
federates. When tho wifo wns mndo acquaint
ed with the proposition that had been
mndo to her husband she appealed to
him In languago that Boomed Irresist
ible He hung his head. There was an
expression on his faco that was In
definable. A fresh link In misery's
chain had now reached his heart.
Tho scene was absolutely painful and
I soon saw that ho was weakening.
A inan'B character varies In accord
ance with the position In which ho Is
placed. Criminals aro human, llko
our selves, nnd if wo would learn tho
dangers lurking In our pathway, wo
should know how they chance to
nt limbic and fall. Some men nro
weaker and more prone to vico than
others. There is a no vei -ending bat
tle between right and wrong. I nevor.
yet found a mnn so bad thnt there
was not something in his character
upon which to bnso a hope. I nover
yet saw n mnn Unit was so good as to
bo free from dnngor. There Is a
tin end of gold running through tho
charivjter, of th worst of mon; tho
dllllculty Is to reach It.
The prlsonqr"s eyqs foil and wcro
illlod with tearB. Wo have no pity for
tho tears shed by criminals. Thoy
aro deserved, but thoy nro tears Just
tho samo, Und sometimes come from a
heart unjustly pierced. His wifo now
approached him and Bald, "Whero 1b
tho monoy to como from to pay tho
rent for this rulsorablo room wo aro
living in? How am 1 to obtain food
and clothing for our children when
you nro In tho penitentiary?"
Accustomed as I was to scones of
this kind my heart waslceply touched
and my hand went almost Involuntari
ly to my pocket. I pulled out a roll of
bills' It was the government's monoy.
Peeling off live twenties, 1 hnnded
them to the womnn. "Tako thlB, my
good woman, I cannot save your hus
band, but I will glv you spmqthl"B
vith,iwblii to supply your Immediate
wuiitH. . ,Huy those, children somo
clothes" ,
I, handed. ,hor an additional twenty.
The cduitterfolt-er and his wife stood
looking earnestly Into ' each other's
faces. ' Hnth seethed' well nigh broken
hearted. Ho stepped towards mo as
he said: "You are the only decont
man I have ever seen In tho detective
unfitness and I am going to tell you
nil about It."
I have sqen crime in its many phases
and havo noted tho effect of a long
term of Imprisonment upon men as
thoy received their sentence, but John
Hartz appeared as tho most repentant
criminal 1 had ovor met. Ho had
been caught red-handed and could have
been daslly Convicted, but tho rosijlt
of his confession and assistance wns
many tlmeB moro important to tho
government. It. l?d to ..the, lirenklng
up, root und, lirapph, offau, extensive
xroun or uangorous cuuiiieriuiium
(
tfl&l fifffiraVhP. riiftMer7;WlSllx others
II'JU I".- a , .-,' .(, n,u a . i. ,,..
were, arresieu wim mo uviuuuuc
of their guilt In their hands. All wore
convictdd and sentenced to servo va
rious forms In the penitentiary.
My promlso to Hhrtz was religlouslj
kopt. Ho wan sufforod to go at large
What became of hlpi I am unable fi
say.
(Copyright. 1910, by W, a Qhapman.)
Biff
Assets
Four hundred thousand poopld
tako a CASCARET every night
nnd rise up In themorntno; and call
them blessed. If you don't bclongto
this ercnt crowd of CASCARET
takers you aro missing tho croatcat
asset of your life. on
CASCARI'.TB toe n toi for a vrttk'a
treatment, RlltlniKKlit. IllKRent neller
In tlieworld. Million boxes a u:tti.
WHEN SHAW WAS SECRETARY
Statesman Proferred Lunch of Applet
In Hlo Room to Dinner In
Hotel Restaurant.
I,esllo M. Shaw, formerly secretary
of tho treasury, Is In Washington for
a fow dnys visiting his old friends at
tho cnpltol and lu tho departments.
"Shaw," snld a cabinet ofllcor, "was
ono of tho mystorli.'H of tho Ilnosovolt
administration. From tho tlmo ho be
camo secretary of tho treasury until
ho wont into tho banking buslnoss wo
woro unnhlo to dccldo whether ho wai
a second HiiBscll Sago In tho mattor
of personal expenditures. I ran acrosi
Shaw in a big western city, nnd for
the sako of spending a pleasant eve
ning together wo got a sulto of rooms
at tho same hotol.
"At lunch tlmo I proposed that w
go down to tho dining room, but Mr.
Shaw could not bo lnducod. Ho Bald
ho thought ho would eat in his room.
Thereupon tho Becrotnry of tho Ureas?
ury opened up his traveling bag nnd
oxtrncted n couplo of apples. Ho of
fered mo one, but I declined nnd
hastened to tho restaurant.
"Cnblnet nfilCurB who sorved with
Shaw discovered thnt It waB a regulftl
hahlt with him lo fill his bag with ap
pies beforo starting on a Journey."
Washington TlmeB.
A Woman's Letter.
Women, it Is generally admlttodi
write bottor letters thnn men.
M. Marcel Provost has discovered
tho reason for thla superiority. "Th
obvious meaning 1b nover tho ono wo
should read into a woman's lotter.
Tlioro Is always a veiled meaning.
Woman makes uso of a IctteV JtiBt as
sho employs a glnnco or a smllo, in
way that Is carefully thought out, and
with an eye to effect. And, after all,
hor head? Docs a woman's" parasol
keep off tho buii? Why, thon, should
n woman's letter servo to convoy hor
real thoughts to tho person, ad.
droS8Cd, Just llko tho letters of some
honest grocer, who writes, 'I send you
five pounds of coffco,' bocuuso he
really docs send you five pounds ot
coffee." -. , ' I
Eve or Eva 7 1
Tho first show thnt llttlo Willie
ovqr attended was "Unclo Tom's
Cabin." Whon ho returned homo aftor
tho play papa asked himhoWho liked
tho show. Wllllo said it was awful
nice.
"Now, Willlo, If you will bo a good
boy, I will tako you to ono noxtweok,"
oald pnpa.
Llttlo Wllllo nnd papa sat down in
tho orchestra circle. Wllllo aeemod
to enjoy tho play very much. Whon
thoy returned homo Willie's mamma
asked him how ho liked tho show?
Wllllo replied: "It was a lot nicer than
thq first ono I wont to. What do you
think, mamma? All tho little Evas
had on union suits," Judgo.
Dowrj With 'Em..
Young Lord Fairfax, in a brilliant
after-dinner speech at tho club house
lu Tuxodo, praised women.
"Down with tho misogynist," eaid
Lord Fairfax. "Down with that cyni
cal typo of malo bruto who says with,
tho Cornish flshorman:
"Wimraon's llko pilchards. Whon
'em's bad 'era's bad, and whon 'em's
good, 'cm' only mlddlln'.' "
HONE8T CONFES810N
A Doctor's Talk on Food.
Thoro aro no fairer Bot ot mon oa
earth than tho doctors, and whon thoy
find thoy havo been in error thoy are
usually apt to mako honest and manly
admission of tho fact
A caso In point is that of a praoti
tlonor, ono of tho good old school, who
livos In Texas. Ills plain, unvarnished
tnlo ncods no dressing up:
"I hnd always had an inton'so preju
dice, which I can nov oeo was unwar
rantablo arid unrenBonablo, against all
muchly advertised foods, Honco, I
novor read a lino of tho many 'ads' of
Grape-Nuts, nor tested tho food Ull
last winter.
"Whllo in Corpus Chrlstl for my
health, and visiting my youngest son,
who hiiB fopr of tho ruddlost, healthi
est llttlo boys I ovor saw, I ato my
first dlBh of Grape-Nuta food for sup
per with my llttlo grandsons.
"I bocamo exceedingly fond of II
and havo eaten a package of it every
week since, and find it a delicious, re
freshing nnd strengthening food, leav
lng no ill offectB whatever, causing no
eructations (with which I was for
merly much troubled), no Bonso of
fullness, nausea, nor distress ot stom
ach in any way.
"Thero is no othor food that agrees
with mo bo well, or sits bb lightly or
pleasantly upon my stomach aa this
docs.
"I nm stronger and moro notlv
Binco I began' tho, use of, Grapo-Nuta
than I havo been for 10 years, and
am no longer troubled with nausea
ond lndlgostion." Nnmo given by
Postum Co,, Dattlo Creek, Mich.
Look in pkgs. for tho famous little
book, "Tho Road to Wcllvlllo,"
"Thoro'B a Reason."
Kvcr rend Iho nbovo Iettort A new
tap npprnra from time to lmr. Tbey
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