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Given In Condensed Rorm.
Washington.
President Tnft 1ms sent to congrcs
a npeclnl messago urging the fortifica
tion of tho Pnnnmn cnnnl.
Rear Admiral Edward It. Harry,
commnnder-ln-chlef of tlio Pacific
fleet, has applied for retirement.
A bill will soon bo presented to con
gress to prohibit tho Importation or
manufacture of parlor matches In tho
United Status.
Opposition to hla appointment will
probably delay tho confirmation of
Judgo- Smith of Iowa to tho clicitlt
bench In tho Eighth district.
Tho senate proposes to provide n
permanent resting place for the body
of John Paul Jones in a crypt In tho
naval neademy at Annapolis. Md.
Representatives of the employes
mndo a fctrong plea before the Inter
stnto commerce commission at Wash
ington in support of tho proposed
trolght rate Increase
A measure providing for a limited
parcels post on rural fire delivery
routes has been reported favorably to
tho senate from tho commltteo on
poatofllccB nnd post roads.
A troaty between nil the powers
tending to dlBcournge the circulation
of obscene literature has been ordered
reported to tho scnato from tho sen
ato committee on foreign relations.
Tho postofllco appropriation bill, ag
gregating $253,000,000, nn Increase of
more than $9,000,000 over tho current
appropriation, has been reported to
tho houso by the postofllco committee.
A committee representing tho col
ored grand order of Odd Follows
called on President Taft and pledged
him and tho administration tho united
support of tho 750,000 members of that
organization.
Tho president has nominated Repre
sentative Walter I. Smith of Iowa to
bo United States circuit Judgo for tho
Eighth district. Ho will succeed Judgo
Willis Vnndeventor of Wyoming, who
was rccontly promoted to the United
States supremo bench.
Tho appointment of a board by the
president to prepnro a comprehensive
plan of Inland wnterwny development
for tho consideration of congress is
provided for In an amendment to tho
rivers nnd harbors bill Introduced In
tho senato by Senator Ncwlauds of
Nevada.
General News.
A "hat pin" bill Is before tho South
Dakota legislature.
Mayor Brand Whltlnck of Toledo Is
seriously HI of appendicitis.
Conditions in tho famine districts
)t China are said to bo growing worse.
The Dexter, Me., Savings bank has
been closed by order of the' stato bank
examiner.
Governor Woodson Wilson has as
sumed tho duties of chief executivo of
New Jersey. t
A national convention of women
voters hns been called to meet at Tn
koma, Wash.
Employes of tho Armour Packing
company, over sixty yearB of age, are
to bo pensioned.
James A. Heed of Kansas City was
elected to tho U. S. Fenato by the Mis
eourl legislature.
There will probably bo no opposi
tion to tho probating of the will of
Mrs. linker G. Edilv.
Tho child welfiiio exhibit now in
session In Now York City Is attract
ing world wide attention.
Deaths from bubonic plnguo In
China nvernge over 150 per da, and
the epidemic Is spreading.
An attempt was made on tho life of
tho French Premier Hrlnnd by n for
mer clerk named Gibolme.
A passenger train on tho Mexican
Northwestern railway which left
Chihuahua Monday has been lost and
no trace can be found since It left
Tojolucachle.
The epidemic of bubonic plague
threatens to become nn International
danger unless foreign control Is Intro
duced, because of tho Ignorance of tho
Chinese authorities. In the suburb of
Fudzladlnn the ChlneEO nnd Euiooan
physicians have been beaten by tho
soldiers.
John Worth Kern was elected to tho
United States senate by tho Indiana
loglslnturo to succeed Albert J. Hev
oridgo. Regular steamboat freight scrvico
will bo established between Kansas
City and New Orleans bv Mnrch 1.
Tho legislature of New York faces n
dendlock In tho election of n member
of congress to succeed Senator Choun
coy M. Depew.
Tho Union of American Hebrews, or
Bani'.cd In 18711, tho largest body of
reformed Jews In America, Is fn ses
sion In Now York City.
Mrs. Esther Davis, the oldest In-
mate at the Home of tho Daughters of
Jacob, at No. 302 East Broadway, Now
York City, Just celebrated her U7th
birthday.
OM
I
PUGES
Chinese residents nro vigorously op
posing tho burning of tho bodies of
thoso who died from tho plaguo nt Pe
king.
John Brodcr, a pioneer railroad
builder of tho middle west, was found
dead In bed nt his St. Joseph homo
Ho was clghty-ono years old.
Rumors current In Imdon that Am
bassador Bryco Intended to resign ns
nmbnssndor to tho United States are
denied nt tho British embassy.
A slxteon-hour bnttlo between sev
enty government volunteers, so-called,
and 100 revolutionists occurred at tho
vlllngo of Coyomo, Chihuahua, on Sat
urday.
Charges that Danville, III., tho homo
of Speaker Cannon, has been de
bauched by vote buying hnvo been
brought to the grand Jury In that
county.
The unemployed of ICnnsaB City
marched to the city hull and present
ed resolutions to the mayor, asking
for work. Tho mayor promised his
help.
King Gustnvo has opened tho riks
dag. Tho proposed expenditures for
tho army nnd navy was C.OOO.OOO
crownB greater than for the preceding
year.
The ouster suits against tho Interna
tional Harvester compnny, tho lumber
companies and the Gould companies
were continued in Missouri until the
April term.
Dr. Manuel Gondra and Juan IJ. Oar
ha, respectively tho president and
vice-president of Paraguay, liave been
forced to rcFlgn by Colonel .Tarn, tho
minister of war.
Tho German submarine boat "U-3"
that sunk with Its crew of 7." men In
tho harbor at Kiel. Germany, was
raised after three hours work by tho
salvage ship Vtilltnn, "
Six miners wero killed, two bndly
Injured and It Is feared several wero
lost In the workings when an explo
sion occurred In tho Keating coal
mines near Holenn, Mont.
W. II. Edwards, who graprled with
Gallagher when tho latter attempted
to assassinate Mayor Gaynor as ho
was leaving for Europe, has been
grnntod a medal for bravery.
Provisional President Ilonllla of the
revolutionists In Honduras has ap
pointed Maximo Rivera personal secre
tary of state and will namo tho other
members of bis cabinet in tho near
future.
Henry Miller, nn American, wns de
coyed Into tho woods near Paris,
robbed or his money nnd clothcB and
tied to a tree, where ho was found
several hours later by a party of
hunters.
During n lire In St. Joseph's orphan
asylum at Grand Rnplds, Mich., Sister
Mnracolcnn, one of tho nurses In
charge, went Into the burning building
and rescued threo persons who wero
In bed helpless.
Governor WUIson of Kentucky hns
refused a pardon to Henry E. Youtsoy,
convicted of tho murder of Governor
William Goobol. The governor says
ho believes Youtsoy Is guilty of a
cruel minder.
Eight men mot instnntnncous death
and one was so horribly burned that
bo will probably die as the result of a
boiler explosion on board the battle
ship Delaware, tho causo of which Is
yet unexplained.
Tho Franeo-Llbcrlnn boundary
treaty, tho ratification of which was
condition or French approval of the
American plan to re-cstnbllsh tho
finances of Liberia, has been signed
at the foreign olflce.
A party of firteen scientists who
have been on a survey or tho Hudson
Day country, bnve arrived at Winni
peg, nrtor a trip on root or over 1,000
miles, with tho mercury rart of tho
time at 00 degrees below.
There Is pending, before tho Iowa
legislature n bill providing that there
shall bo no treating In tho saloons of
Iowa, either between customers or by
tho bartender. Bartenders are also
forced by tho provisions of tho bill
not to permit treating.
Mrs. Joseph 11. McConnell of Sara
toga. N. Y In opening the crop of a
chicken In preparation for her New
Year's dinner, found In It a diamond
worth $".". which her mother, Mrs. K.
V. Lutz of Guttenberg, N. J., lost while
visiting her last summer.
Resolutions calling lor a general
strike of all minors In the Irwin coal
fields or Westmoreland county. Penn
sylvania, and a general strike of
United Mine Workers In Colorulo will
bo tho first Important business to
como neioro mo convention or xne
United Mine Workers of America.
H. R. Whltmoro aged sixty-eight,
leaped from a window in the eighth
story of tho Mnrquetto hotel at St.
Louis to the pavement below, killing
hlniFclf Instantly and creating a sinnll
panic among pedestrians. Despon
dency over his continued Illness and
the death of his wife, who was the
daughter or George Knnpp, one tlmo
publisher or tho St. louls Republic,
Is given ns the cause for Mio net.
A confeienco Is being held nt Cin
cinnati for the puno?e of considering
was and menus whereby the Episco
pal, the Protestant Methodist and tho
MetbodUt Episcopal church south, can
consolidate. The million church
members are Involved.
Carrie Nation Is Mn a snnltarlum nt
Eureka Springs, Ark., suffering from
a nervous breakdown.
Twenty nllogcd anarchists wero ar
rested while holding a meeting nt Mu
nich Pipers suppoM-d to be of an
Incriminating nature were solved.
Rnlltnads throughout Portugal nro
pural)7cd as a result or the recent
strike In that republic.
In his Innururnl address delivered
before tho legislature Governor Em-
mntt O'Neal declared Alabama's pro
hibition laws to bo an Invasion of In
dividual lights and constitutional
guarantees.
KIND OF "SLEEPING SICKNESS"
FOUND AT KEARNEY.
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HAPPENINGS OVER THE STATE
What Is Going on Here and There
That Is of Interest to the Read
ers Throughout Nebraska
and Vicinity.
Kearney. A pecullnr malady which
has baffled local physicians Iiiib de
veloped in tho cnBo of U. C. Parr, who
for several months hnB been affected
with a kind of "sleeping sickness." He J
is un aged man, and si It hough Appa
rently In excellent health Is nt times
attacked with a drowsiness during
which ho loses consciousness, often
falling from his chair, so sudden is
tho approach of the disease.
Wedded After 36 Years.
Lincoln. Stricken 111 while, enjoy
ing n honeymoon with tho man who
had waited thirty-six years to take her
ns his bride, Mrs. James L. Strluc Is
suffering from pneumonia at her home
here. Mrs. Strlne came to Lincoln a
week ngo from Mnrtlnsburg, W. Vn.,
where sho was married two weeks ngo
to her lover of nearly two score years
ago. On tho trip she contracted a cold
which doveloiK'd during the pnst few
days Into tho more serious Illness.
Epidemic of Smallpox.
Tccumsch. At tho present time
there Is nn epidemic of smallpox in
many of the towns In southeastern
Nebraska. Tho village of Elk Creek
has several cases. Tecumseh hns had
n number of cases, but tho dlscaso has
now disappeared. Cases are reported
nt Talmage, Auburn nnd many other
places. Tho disease Is In mild form,
frequently tho patients not being
obliged to take to their beds.
' Four Gencratlom Present.
Geneva. One or the very few oc
currences of four generations or one
family being present at the same time
was that of the Peterson family, which
wnB bold at the home or Johannns
Peterson, the great grandfather, last
Snturdny. Tho four generations pres
ent wero Johnnnns Peterson, great
grandfather; J. A. Peterson, grand
father; Lee Peterson, father, and Ros
coo Peterson, son.
Smothered In a Cave-In.
McCook. Alfred Iifvenborg of this
city wns smothered and crushed to
death by a cave-In nt the Flltcrntt
snnd bnnk a row miles west or Mc
Cook1. Ren Ix)rvenborg and Leon
Clark escaped death by a nnrrow mar
gin. A rarmors' Institute will bo held at
Brock on January 31 nnd February 1.
An effort Is being made to reorgan
ize tho TccumsoLv Commercial club.
Custer county b.s voted a seven
mill levy to build a now court house.
Cnmbrldgo Commercial club has
been organized with a good member
ship. Mason City will have a new bank
the charter having been issued re
cently. Tho superintendents and teachers
association or the stnto Is In session
at Lincoln.
Clay Center will number her resi
dences in order that city mail delivery
may bo perfected.
Friend suffered a disastrous fire on
Tuesday night, losing a number of
business houses.
Capt. Charles II. Downs, ono of the
ploners of Nebraska, died at his
borne in Omnha, aged 02 years.
Tho Job of paving tho Seward
streets, which hns been under way
slnco August, was completed last
week.
Mr. and Mrs. O. Lehrack of Tecum
seh will celebrate their golden wed
ding anniversary the last of this
month.
Newt Jnrvls at Nemaha has killed
sovon hawks this season, ono or
which measured nearly live feet, from
tip to tlr.
Georgo Tucker, a farmor near Car
lson, got his hand caught In a corn
shellcr nnd badly mangled It before
getting released.
HnBtlngs high school pupils will
present tho comic opera, "Tho Prln
ccsb Ronnie," nt tho opera houso In
that place shortly,
Ealrbury denies that It required a
consus or the circuses that winter
there to swell its population to Its
present proportions.
The surviving members or company
E, First Nebraska regiment, who
served In tho White River Indian war
or 1803, will gather together at a
banquet at Fremont.
Lincoln members or tho Knights o!
Columbus went to Fremont Sunday
to Initiate a largo number or candi
dates nt that place. A special train
wns chartered for tho occasion.
Extensive preparation is being made
by tho commltteo for tho state poultry
how, which will bo bold in tho nudl
torlum at Hastings, Jnnuary 1G to 20.
Tho Indications nro that a consider
ably greater number of fowls will be
exhibited than wore shown Inst year.
Among tho notable speakors will bo
Professors PIcrco and Gardner of the
stato agricultural college, nnd Will
Mnupln of Lincoln,
1 IBlSlS
Broken Dow Is laying pipes for a
$100,000 packing houso plum, and in
dications nro that she will land it.
Mrs. Mary K. Osgood, tho wifo of
Daniel Osgood, dropped dead or heart
failure at her home near Sterling.
At tho annual meeting of the Rank
of Cortland, a dividend was declared
and tho capitalization was Increased
from $15,000 to $20,000.
County treasurers from over the
stato are in session at Lincoln this
week, lerfectlng nn organization that
may bo of mutual benefit to that body.
Helen Hloss, a six-year-old Omaha
girl, In getting out of tne way of n
dog that had f lightened her, fell un
der a street car nnd lost three lingers
from her right hand.
Miss Ornlee List nnd MIbs Ollvo
Adalr, members of tho Tulsa, Okla.,
"40," who are earning their way
around tho world selling papers, wero
In Lincoln last week.
Tho Fnlrbury Commercial club is
arranging for a minstrel show to bo
given tho latter part of January. The
show will comprise local talent, there
being sixty members In tho cast.
Some tlmo during Sunday night nn
attempt was mndo to burn the build
ings belonging to tho county poor
farm at Broken Row. Investigation
showed a quantity of Inflammable ma
terials placed In secreted places about
tho main building and outhouses. The
incendiary was evidently frightened
away before completing his work.
A deputy United States marshal
made a raid on a gang of "bootleggers"
at Mason City nnd arrested flvo sus
pects, and with them found 118 quarts
or "Kentucln rye." The marshal spent
some tlmo before he wns able to lo
cate tho violators or tho law.
F, L. Reynolds, living southwest or
Tecumseh, was attacked by a vicious
bog while engaged In doing chorea
about tho place, nnd sustained some
serious injuries upon the side, the
wounds being or such a nature that
a physician was summoned to nllevl
ato tho Injured man's Bufferings.
In nn attempt to bo arrango stato
examinations that school teachers
from Nebraska may go anywhere In
tho country under the reciprocal cer
tification rules, a meeting of tho presi
dents of colleges and normals wns
held Saturday, at which It was decid
ed that all colleges and normals
should offer state examinations In tho
flvo essential branches. Dean For
dyce presided at this meeting. Tho
stato university, Peru normal, Chad
ion normal, Wesleyan university, Cot
nor university. York college, Hastings
collcgo nnd tho Lutheran college at
Wahoo were represented. Only tho
Kearney nnd Wnyne normals wero not
represented from among the schools
of this clnss.
A special order from tho ofllco of
tho adjutant general has restored
MnJor C. E. Eraser of Madison to duty
again. MnJor Eraser was dropped
rrom tho list some months ago when
J. C. Hnrtlgan, then adjutant general,
decided to drop companies and offic
ers where tho required standards of
efllclency had not been maintained.
Governor Aldrlch has Issued a proc
lamation declaring Falrbury to be n
city or tho first clnss, bnving a popu
lation or between 5,000 and 25,000. Sat
lsructory evidence wns presented,
based on tho last cciisub, that Fair
bury had a population or 5.294, nnd
the proclamation was issued In accord,
unco with this evidence.
Tho hopes of San Francisco to re
ceive an endorsement of Its plan to
capture tho recommendation of con
gress as the seat of tho Panama-Pa
cific exposition proposed to bo held In
1915 when tho cnnnl shall have been
completed was handed a solar plexus
blow, both in tho action of the senate
and that of the house. In the senate
the question was side-tracked for a
time by reference to a special commit
tee Tor Investigation, nnd In tho houso
tho San Francisco proposition was
turned down flatly and New Orleans
given tho preference by a two to ono
vote.
Tho houso hns taken It all back and
decided to havo Its postage stamps. A
motion to allow each member 15
cents' worth of stamps a day for or
llclal business was voted down; tho
samo motion was reconsidered nnd
carried by a plenty good majority.
Gordes, tho watchdog or tho treasury
at this session, wanted tho allowance
cut to 10 cents ench, but tho allow
ance went through at the usunl figure,
15 cents.
The house will have no sessions
during the arternoons this week. This
action was taken because many farm
er members wnnt to attend tho ses
sions of organized agriculture. Tho
senate did not take such action, al
though It ndjourned to meet again nt
11 o'clock Wednesday. It Is possible
that this body will follow the action
of tho house.
Hiram S. Craig of Lincoln has been
appointed by Governor Aldrlch ns ad
jutant at tho Grand Island soldiers'
homo. Tho commission hns been Is
sued nnd ho will a-ssumo tho position
In a short time.
"Good dirt roads for less money,'
tho slogan ot the Nebraska good roads
association which meets In Lincoln
January 20, meets with tho lull ap
proval or Thomas Vihners or Bclvl
dero, tho man who first Introduced In
tho Nebraska legislature a bill foi
what Is now known as tho "road drag
system" of pood roada.
PAUL IRION DEAD
HEAD OF EQUITABLE STRICKEN
WITH APOPLEXY.
FALLS IN A HOTEL HALLWAY
Active and In Company With His
Brother Joy Morton, Almost Up
to Hour of Death Reared
In Nebraska.
Now York. Paul Morton, president
or tho Equitable Lllo Assurance so
ciety and secretary or tho'navy under
Theodore Roosovelt, died of cerebal
hemorrhago In tho Hotel Seymour.
Ho was stricken In n hallway of the
hotel and dlod an hour later without
regaining consciousness. Ills wifo
and his older brother, Joy, were sum
moned to his side, but ho died a few
minutes before they arrived. His
close friend, E. J. Ucrwln, arrived ten
minutes before Mr. Morton breathed
bis last, but tho stricken man wns un
conscious from tho moment of the
stroke, and neither recognized thoso
about him nor spoke.
Tho body was removed to tho home
but no statement or funeral plans wns
given out. Tho coroner's ofllce Is sat
isfied that death resulted from natur
al causes, and there will bo no
autopsy.
Mr. Morton himself bad no Idea
that his life was In danger, but hla
family, his physicians and a few close
friends knew that his condition was
precarious. --
Mr. Morton was reared at Arbor
Lodge, near Nebraska City, to young
manhood. Ho wns born in Detroit,
Mich., May 22, 1S57. When between
sixteen and seventeen years old ho
wont to work for the Burlington rail
road. He has two brothers, Murknnd
Joy Morton, living In Chicago. rho
latter owns considerable property In
Nobraska City.
National Board of Trade.
Washington. The national board
of trade has substantially endorsed
tho principles of tho Aldrlch plan of
monetary reform by adopting the res
olutions offered by the chamber of
commerce or tho stato of New York,
the merchants' nssoclatlon of New
York, and the New York produco ex
chnngo, recommending a "central
bnnklng organization." Tentatlvo plans
wero Jrawn for n monetary league of
business men soon to be organized by
tho national board.
Nominated by Acclamation.
"Washington. Champ Clark, demo
cratic leader or the house, w.ib nom
inated by acclamation for speaker of
tho houso In tho Sixty-second congress
by tho democratic caucus. This,
with tho selection of a commltteo on
ways and meanB to make an early
preparation of tariff legislation for
submission to congress at tho begin
ning of the next session when tho
houso becomes democratic, was the
event of tho caucus.
Dangsrous Counterfeit Bill.
Washington. Tho best counterfeit
bill slnca tho famous "Monroe hun
dred" silver certificate turned our by
tho Taylor-Jacobs gang In 1898, has
been found circulating In Kansas by
tbe secret service. It Is a ten dollar
note on tho National Bank of Com
merce of Wichita and will deceive any
but tho most expert. It Is probably
an engraving or an exceptionally good
wood cut.
Texas Governor for Prohibition.
Austin. Tex. Gov. Oscar Branch
Colquitt has sent his first messnge to
the Texas legislature. Tho governor
recommends thnt the law regulating
tho so-called "social clubs" be made
more stringent; favors local option
as tho "most rational form of prohi
bition." and recommends control of
stnto penltentlnrles by a commission
similar to tho state railroad comnils- i
slon.
Rising Against tho Turks.
Aden, Arabia. The Imam of Snna,
Seyld Ynhya. hns declared war against
tho Turks, and armed bands are gath
ering In the Yemen mountains. Tho
notorious sheik, BcnJ Pasha, has
Joined tho Imam's stnndnrd and a ris
ing throughout Yemen, a region of
southwestern Arabia, is expected.
Washington. Postmaster General
.-Iltchcock's economy of administra
tion In tho postofllco department came
la for sharp criticism at tho hands of
several members of tho house of rep
rescntntlves during tho consideration
of postofllco appropriation bills.
Toklo, D. Kotoku, his wifo and
twenty-three fellow anarchists have
been sentenced to death for having
conspired ngalnst tho llfo of tho em
peror nnd other members of tho 1m.
porlal family. Two other men similar
ly nccusel were released.
Elect a New President.
Asuncion, Paraguay. In a Joint ses
sion tho Paraguayan congress nccort
cd tho resignations or President Man
uol Gotulra and Vice-president Junn
Gaena and elected Colonel Jnra presi
dent of tho republic. Jnra has boon
minister or war. Tho country Is quiet.
San Francisco. Tho largest seizure
of opium cvor mado In this port wns
offectcd when customs oflkials took
posesslon of J20.000 worth of tho con
traband drug. Tho seizure Included
420 tins.
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A fashionably dressed young wo
man entered tho postofltao In a large
western city, hesitated a moment, and;
stepped up to the stnmp window. The
stamp clerk looked up expectantly,
and sho nsked, "Do you sell Btamps
here?"
Tho clork polltoly answered, "Yos."
"I would Uko to seo somo, pleaso,
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