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NIOW YORK - For moro tlinn a week
Mrs. Melon Gray wan unablo to
open or close her inotitli without re
moving tier now store teeth, she told
Justlco llorrmnn In tlio Yorkvlllu mu
nicipal court during the trial or her
suit for $50 ngahiHt Doctor Sellm
Worster, a dentist.
"Do you men to say that you kept
your mouth shut for a week and
didn't talk?" naked the court.
"I didn't keep the teeth In all the
lime," responded Mrs. Gray, who la
pant middle ngc.
"I didn't think there was anything
that would close a woman's mouth for
that length of time," remarked the
Justice.
The plaintiff said she didn't mean
to say that bIio went a whole week
without talking. What she did mean
was that Tor spells sho couldn't talk,
as tho storo teeth acted like a gag
and Interfered with articulation. Sho
explained that last July she called on
Worster to see about substitutes for
her missing front teeth, and that tho
dentist agreed to supply her with the
required articles for $30.
Tho money was paid and she got a
Bachelor Collects
INDIANAPOLIS. Ilnlrpins are tho
special hobby of Luman K. Bab
cock, privato secretary of Mayor
Shank. Mr. Dabcock has hairpins ay
tho hundreds and thousands from
tho ordinary little wire nffair that can
be bought two dozen for five cents to
tho moro elaborato tortoise shell ef
fects that can be bought at a price as
high as the buyer wishes to go. For
years Mr. Habcock, who Is n modest
young bachelor, has been collecting
hairpins until ho now has approxi
mately three thousand.
Canceled postage stamps, postcards,
canes, pipes and other things that arc
usually collected bavo never bad any
particular fascination for Mr. Hab
cock. Hut let him find a hairpin and
his Interest is aroused immediately.
"I always wanted to make n col
lection of some sort," ho says, "but
did not wish to collect something
every ono olso was Interested in. So
gpLS)HW
Sleep With an Umbrella in Reach Now
CHICAGO. When Mrs. A. C. 3reen
baum or 4510 Calumet avenue re
tires at night oho takes pains to havo
handy at her sldo a largo family um
brella opened nnd ready for use in her
bedroom, dosplto tho time-honored
prophecy of bad fortune which may fol
low such a precaution.
This was her decision following a
wtrangc oxperlcnco several nights ago
when sho and her husband were awa
kened nt about midnight by a deluge
of water dripping on them from tho
colling. They occupy the second floor
or an apartment building and were un
ablo to nccount for the mysterious mid
night drenching. Mr. Grecnbnum, who
Is a bookkeeper, mado many futile at
tempts to And the Janitor of the build
ing. The people In tho flat above wero
aroused, but could not explain the sud
den shower. Still tho water continued
"Murder" Victim an
CHICAGO. Tho clock in tho Chi
cngo avcuuo pollco stntlon was
Ju&t striking tho hour of midnight
when the telephone bell on tho ser
geant's desk rang.
A womnn's trembling volco an
swered tho sergoant's "Hello."
"Send policemen, quick!" shrieked
tho woman. "Thoro has been a mur
der down hero nt Clark and tho river.
A woninn was killed. I saw two men
carry her to tho hrldgo and dump her
Into tho river."
"Whoro tiro you?" asked tho sor
geant. "In tlio Guneva hotel, 1 North Clark
street," was tho breathless answer, "I
saw tho two mon drag tho woman's
body along tho sldowalk and then cat,
her Into the river at tho northwest cor
....- f Hid hriilun. Then they ran awav.
It Just hnpponcd a moment ago. I saw
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Teeth Act as Gag
set of nrtlllclal teeth, and then her
troubles began. They didn't seem to
work right and she was unablo to
at meat or other articles of diet that
called for thorough grinding. Sho Just
couldn't work her jaws ono way or
tho other. After vainly trying to
brenk them In as one would a pair of
shoes by wearing, sho took them back
to the dentist for altera'lons.
Ho altered them, but still they
wouldn't lit, and sho had to pass her
neighbors without speaking to them
when the gng was in her mouth. For
some time sho bad to restrict herself
to soft articles of food because of tho
awkward teeth.
"You talk very well now, madame,"
tho court remarked.
"Oh. 1 gave the teeth back," snld
the plaintllf. "I tried 'em until my
patience gave out; then I took them
back to tlie dentist and gave them to
him and asked for toy money. Ho re
fused to glvo it to me. I am not go
ing to bother any more with false
teeth. I mnde up my mind to get
along without them."
Dentist Worster testified that he did
a first-class piece of dental work for
his client, but that she seemed un
usually hard to please.
Justice Hoffman said there wcio
two things essential to a woman's
comfort, ability to talk and cat
easily, and ho therefore felt obliged
to give Judgment to tho plaintiff for
tho full amount sued for.
Women's Hairpins
far as I know, theie Is only ono other
man in me country who collects hair
pins, and bo lives In Grand Rapids.
My collection Is probably the largest
of Its kind In the United Slates."
Included in tho collection arc G35
hairpins that he found In tho streets
during a tour of Europe In 1D03. Every
pin Is labeled to show where and
when It was found. There Is one that
wns picked from the gravo of George
Eliot, In London; another that the
horse ridden by King Edward VII.
stopped on while the king was review
ing troops In St. James park; still
another was found In St. Peter's,
Home. Thero are hairpins from Paris,
Berlin and other cnpitals of Europe.
Mr. Habcock has seventy-two hair
pins that ho found in tho streets of
Quoonstown. nnd forty that ho found
In tho streets of Cork, and he snya
tho women of Ireland, ns far as hln
experience has been, lost moro hair
pins than tho women of any other
nationality.
"1 wao In Queenstown four hours,"
ho snld, "and during that time found
seventy-two hairpins."
When Mr. Dabcock arrived In New
York from Europe, his hairpins
caused considerable Interest among
tho custom houso officers.
to seep through tho celling. Something
nau io uo uono!
"Call tho police," suggested Mrs.
Grecnbaum.
"Wo uro being drowned out hero In
our flat!" yolled Greenbnum through
the tolephono to tho night desk ser
geant or the Hydo Park pollco Btatlon,'
when at last ho got tho connection.
"And thoro is no rain anywhero on tho
South sldo excopt in our f.at. What
shall wo do?"
The police nnd the janitor went to
the rescue. In n few minutes tho
dripping ceased and tho Janitor ex
plained that tho water camo from a
tank on the roof of tho houso, which1
Is used during tho summer when tin
water pressure is not so strong as
usual. It hnd been filled ftr tho first!
tlmo that day and It leaked. Tho1
Greenbnum flnt got tho benefit or all
tho water, which mysteriously shunned
othor tints.
Greenbaum declares ho will have
cork soles put on his shoes so thnt If
It happens again ho will not ho obliged
to go shoeless to his work. Baby
Greenbaum is crying for a duck for a
pet instead of tho canary bird which
his mother has promlsod him.
Indian Cigar Sign
it from my window ami i run cu.
to tho phone. It was awful, awful!"
Tho sergeant slammed down tho re
cMvor, shouted his orders, nnd a raco
down North Clark strcot In a patrol
wagon was on. Clnrk strnr . .in
serted and looked tranquil and peace-
mi. i no unuKO icniinr u-no im ..i..
poreon n sight. Ho said ho had been
walking about tho brldco for nn ..
or so and hnd seen no signs of murder.
i no ponco count nnd no trnco of the
woman who had telephoned nnd tho
olllcors returned to tho station, it was
evidently a falso alarm.
Tho policemen spent a retrospective
hour discussing the days eoiiio fifteen
or twenty yenrs ago when midnight
murders wero common occurrences
In tho salooim nlong tho river.
Tho next morning l-.ed Erhstoln,
ownor of a cigar stand at 322 North
Clark streot, entered tho Chicago ave
uuo station bristling In wrnth, and re
ported that somo "drunkon fools" had
stolen his Indian squaw, a cigar sign
which had Btood In front or his Btoro
Tor many years.
"uu uiu miusi mvsiory wan n.
j plained
NEBRASKA IN DRIER.
News Note of Interest From Varl
ous Parts of State.
A freight train, No. 29, from Platts
mouth to Lincoln, ran over and killed
tho 10-year-old sou of C E. Schurmnn,
tho foreman of the extra bridge gang
nt Cedar creek.
At a special election held In Columbus-
-city nnd township to voto
bonds to build a new steel bridge
across tlio Platte, the provision was
carried almost unanimously.
I.eman Weddle. who lives tliroo
miles west of Stella, has a pig .'$ weeks
old that bus live well developed cars, j
Two of the extra cars are growing
from the regular ears, and the other
one Is near one of tho others. Tho
pig is in p healthy condition.
John Just, and C. P. Johnson, of
Battle Creole were bef re tho Com
mission on Dipsomania and were ad
Judged lit subjects for detention and
treatment, and were taken to Lin
coln. Rev. Lou Wallace Cade has accept
ed a call to the pastorate of the First
Prosb) terlan ebuich In Plnttsmouth
to fill the acancy caused by the res
ignation of Rev. J. II. Salisbury, now
of Auburn.
The body of Mrs. D. C. Wallace,
who died In Los Angeles, arrived In
Tokuninh Tor Interment In Tekanuih
cemetery. Mrs. Wallace was for many
years a resident of Tekiunah and re
mover to California, but two years
ago.
A Washington dispatch sas: Sec
retary Wilson today detailed an ox
pert Irom the depaitment of agricul
ture to make experiments In Nebraska
with a view to preventing and curing
hog cholera. The bureau of animal
industry has been working for nearly
ten years In an effort to discover a
serum which would check the spread
of this disease, and It Is now believed
that they havo been successful, and
Secretary Wilson has expresed his
willingness to send a oterlnary sur
geon to Nebraska.
As a result of the voto of tho citi
zens of Fnlrbuiy in a special election
that city will construct a water works
system and also erect an electric light
plant, both of which will lie municipal
ly owned.
The printed plans and specifica
tions of the new Odd Fellows' homo
for which contract has been let aro
on exhibition in York. It promises
to be one of tho largest, best built,
most commodious and sanitary lire
proof buildings of its kind in tho
west. The Odd Fellows will expend
the coming your nearly $00,000 In Im
provements. Mrs. A. Mnrquardt, n widow living
about five and a halt miles southwest
of Pllger, committed suicide by hang
ing in a small grove near her houso
Sho had been ill for some yenrs and
It is supposed that temporary aberra
tion was caused by her continued 111
ncss.
Anna Zook, a German woman
whose homo Is in tho south part of
York county, filed complaint against.
Joseph Weiss for attempt to kill.
Last summer Weiss went to Germany
and Induced Anna Zook to como to
America with him under promise of
marriage, but has refused to carry
out tho marriage ceremony.
Tho Burlington has been granted
authority to put into effect a rulo
agniiiBt receiving sheep for shipment
until twenty-four hours after they
have been dipped. Dipping seems to
weaken tho sheep and render them
more liable to injury when shipped.
Tlio rulo is adopted, it Is said, for tho
mutual protection of tlio shipper and
tho railroad.
Alex Lyon, a real estate dealer,
of Central City, was killed when his
auto skidded over an embankment
about seven miles east of town in
Hamilton county and turned over In
a ditch. There wns about a foot and
n half of water and soft mud In tho
ditch and Lyon was pinned down by
tho steeling wheel and death result
ed apparently from drowning. Tho
dead man was a prominent furmer.
A hen belonging to Mrs. II. T. Wil
son, who lives four miles north of
town, laid an egg weighing four
ounces. Tho egg was eight inches in
circumference and inside tho shell of
tho largo egg was another egg perfect
In every way.
The body of Porter BIdwell, a man
72 years old, who has lived alone in
a cottage near 'Watson's ranch for
several years, was found In a path
near tho cottage whero It Is evident
tliut ho fell and died alone. His daugh
ter, Mrs. N. B. Hlslot, is a resident
of Kearnoy.
Tilton Wobher of Randolph, who
had been nt Osmond on business, on
roturnlng home, lost control of his
automobile and paid the penalty with
his llfo. The automobllo Is a com
plete wreck.
The grund lodge of Eagles aro
rnnklng elnborato preparations for
the next grand lodgo session at Chad
ron. Tho State Railway commission tola
graphed both President Taft and Gov
ernor Hughes Its congratulations
ovor tho appointment of Governor
Hughes to tho supremo bench of tho
L'nlted Statos.
Engineer McLaughlin has arrlvod In
Superior from Kansas City to work on
tho $1,000,000 cement plant, claimed to
bo tho largest single Industry of tho
Unto outsida of Oninha.
Victor L. Fried, county treasurer of
Burt county, died at his homo In
Oakland uftor an Illness or two weoks
or musculur paralysis at tlio ago or -1G
years.
A disastrous pasturage flro oc
curred at tho old Buckoyo ranch und
somo adjoining farms about twolvo
mllos southeast of Brokon Bow. About
3,000 acres of lino pasturo land and
many fence posts wero destroyed,
PLEASESSpiN
Cornell President Sees Good In
Big Philanthropy Scheme.
Believes Congress Should Grant Re
quest for National Charter
Would Change Only Ono
Small Detail.
Ithaca, N. Y. In nn address
boforo tho Council congress on
Friday night President Jacob Gould
Schurmnn of Cornell commended tho
Bchomo for tho Rockefeller foundation
for which congress has been asked
for n national chaiter. President
Schurmnn devoted his entire speech
of soveral thousand words to this sub
ject and in summing up bo said:
"I recognize Hint section No. 2 of tho
bill, which defines tho object of tho
Rockefeller foundation, authorizes nnd
empowers that foundation to do any
thing and ovorythlng which nuiy pro
mote and advance human civilization,
thnt Is to say, morals and religion, urt
and science, manners nnd hoclul Inter
course, and nil that concerns the po
litical, economic, nnd material well
bolng of individuals and communities.
This Is a vast Held for tho exerclso of
philanthropy.
"But Mr. Rockefeller has conceived
a vast schetuo of philanthropy, for tho
benefit or his fellow citizens and man
kind. His character, ability and or
ganizing skill uro ndequuto guarantees
that ho will carry out his schema
wlsoly and successfully, with Incal
culable benefit and blessing to man
Llnd. It Is In tho Interest of the na
tion that ho bo given n free hand In
tho o.f'rclso or his colossal benefi
cence. So long ns ho is nctlvo or hln
Influcnco remains It would bo wise
and snfo to glvo the foundation tho
eort of organization ho desires. Neith
er now nor hereafter doeB It seem nee-
cssary to limit tho scope of his benefi
cence, which Is cooxtenslvo with the
efforts or mankind to attain a higher
civilization.
"The only cbnngo 1 would deslro to
sco In tho proposed bill la tho totnl or
partial elimination of tho method of
selecting trustees by co-operation. Tho
organization might well bo left a close
corporation, If Mr. Rockefeller no de
sires, for a generation. But after that
tlmo I am confident that It would Inuro
both to tho cfllclency of tho foundation
nnd to the public wolfarc to say noth
ing or tho satisfaction of the sentiment
of a democracy ir tho majority of tho
trustees wero appointed by tho presi
dent or tho United States, with tho
ndvlco and consent or tho senate, or
Bclccted by somo other high abiding,
governmental agencies that may fnlrly
bo regarded ob representing tho peo
plo of tho United States, whoso wel
fare la tho primary object of tho Ira
menso and glorious bcncfaotlon."
AIRSHIP RUNS AWAY TO DOOM
Zeppelin II., Belonging to German
Army Post, lo Wrecked
In Gale.
LlmburE-an-dcr-Lahn. Tho Zcppo
pclln II., ono of tho thrco dl
rlglblo balloons of tho German govern
ment's aerial fleet, ran away and was
destroyed. Tho airship, whleh was
forced to descend hero, owing to a
storm, encountered whilo attempting
a return trip from Homburg to Co
logno, broko Its moorings and without
a crow drifted in a northeasterly di
rection. A half hour after Its escape
tho dirigible dropped at Wellburg and
was smashed to pieces.
Saves Train From Disaster.
Spokano, Wash. Decauso tho
engineer put on brakes after bis
engine Btruck a defective switch near
North Yakima a Burlington passenger
train over tho Northern Pacific rail
road was saved from disaster. En
gineer Gordon of Ellensburg nnd Flro
man Meyers of Pasco wero killed.
GIRL IS HELD AS DYNAMITER
Suspected of Wrecking Residence Oc
cupied by Her Former Fiance
and His Bride.
Pralrlo City, la. Suspected or
having exploded dynnmlto which
toro almost to ntoms tho mag
nificent $12,000 resldcnco or Jesse A.
Quick, wealthy farmer, thrco miles
east, Miss Mary Guthrlo of Curthugo,
II.., has been urrestcd.
Occupants of tho houso escaped In
jury. In the homo wore Dr. Alexander
Hall or Coirax, a former suitor of
Miss Guthrie, and his bride, rormcrly
Miss Myrtle Quick.
At ono tlmo Miss Guthrlo nnd Dr.
Hall wero engaged to bo married.
Runs for Ball; Drowns.
New York, April 25. Louis Rose, a
ten-year-old boy or Jersey City, run
ning valiantly to catch a roul tip in a
baseball game, fell head foremost Into
a shallow pond and stuck lu tho mud
bottom. Ho was dead when pulled
out
AUTOS TO CROSS CASCADES
State of Washington to Complete Link
In Highway Through Sno-
qualmie Pass.
Scnttlo, "Wash. Orders will bo
given Immediately by tho atato
highway commission for tho construc
tion of Snoqualmlo pass road across
tho Cascade mountains, connecting
tlio eastern and western sections of
the state and completing a transcon
tinental automobile road. A gap of 15
miles Is all that noeds to bo covered.
PIE THAT TAFT DOTES ON
Mrs. Delia Torrey, the President's
Aunt Gives Recipe for Pastry
That "Will" Likes.
Mlllbury, Mass, From Washington
to Mlllbury Is moro than 300 tulles
a long distance for tho president or
tho United States to travel for a piece
of pie. But William Howard Taft
does make that trip for the famous
pastry of "Aunt Delia" Torrey.
Mrs. Torrey, aunt of tho president
nnd eighty-four years old, finds her
greatest delight In making the fn-
moils pie that "Wllllo" loved, "Will"
complimented, the "Judge" cherished
and the president journeys hundreds I
of miles for. And sho has given tho
recipe for tho fnnious Taft apple plo
ns follows:
One pound of sour apples; lemon
peel, llnely chopped; nutmeg; half n '
teaspoonful of salt. Sweeten to suit
taste. I
Aunt Delia mixes the crust, after
getting the Ingredients hnndy, by
placing the lnrd and flour together.
Mix well, wetting tho flour with water
as necessary. These thoroughly mixed
spnde the butter lu with a knife. Tho
whole must then bo well rollel, and,
If n flaky crust is desired, should be
well pounded with tho rolling plu. I
Still living lu tho old homo whore '
the president when a boy lived and
"swum" tho Ulaekst'ono river, Mrs.
Torrey Is ono or tho chler executive's
fondest hosts. The feeling Is mutual,
the president enjoying his trips to
Mlllbury ns much as Mrs. Torrey does
lu having him thero.
Mrs. Torrey nlwaya ban been fa
mous for the pastries In her pantry.
And sho regrets that tho old-fashioned
cooking Is becoming n lost art.
"Tho women of today," said Aunt
Delia, "aro bo carried nway with tlio
theater, and going to town to 'Bhop,'
mid all the rest or tho fol-dc-rol of
modern lifo, that they aro no longer
Interested In how to cook.
"Yes, 'Wllllo' nlways liked my pie.
You know vvhnt boys arel Don't you
know how tho funny men nro nlwaya
Joking about 'tho kind thnt mother
used to make?' A growing boy loves
best what ho gets at home. Some
times I think ho likes best what ho
gets at homo when It Isn't known ho
Is getting It."
NEW MINISTER FROM CUBA
Senor Francisco Carrera Justlz
Represent the Island at Wash
ington. to
Washington. Senor FrnnclBco Car
rera Justlz, newly appointed Cuban
minister to tho United Stntcs, has
Just presented his credentials to Pres
ident Taft. It Is not expected that
any cbnngo of policy will mnrk tho
coming of Senor Justlz. Ho will re
tain tho legntlon quarters at 2108 Six-
d0fiffifoi
Senor Francisco Carrera Justlz.
tecnth f-trcct and expects soon to be
joined by his rnmlly. Senor Justlz
wns rnruierly Cubnn minister to Spnln.
General Velez, the retiring Cuban
minister to tho United States, will
leave this city soon for Buenos Aires,
whero ho will represent tho Cubnn
government In n diplomatic capacity.
Richly Furnished Bedroom.
A rich London lady, a year or two
ago, spent over 150,000 In furnishing
her bed-chamber. Tho carpet a
grand, hand-tied purple Axmlnster
cost $7,500. Tho chnirs nnd other fur
nlturo aro of solid, carved Ivory, with
ebony and gold Inlay. Tho tol'ct fit
tings nro of orlcntnl alabaster nnd cost
t onio hundreds of pounds. In tho con
tor of tho room Is n cochin chlnn table
Inlaid with mother-of-penrl and worth
$750. Tho bedstead 1b or brass, In
laid with flno pearls, and at tlio head
Is an nrtlllclal landscnpo or crystal
Ivory, amber, pearls and othor stones
if Jt r' k
3,
MORE THAN TWO
THOUSAND PEOPLE
SEE COOPER DAILY
During li. T. Coopcr'o recent stay In
Boston, It Is estimated that slxty-flve
thousand people talked with hlm nnd
purchased his medicine. This In un
nvcrngo or over two thousand u dny.
ills success Is so phenomennl as to
cause universal comment both by tho
public mid tho press. There must bo n,
reason for this. Hero la tho reason
given in bis own words by Mr. Coopor
when inlet viewed on tho subject IIo
Bald:
'Tho immenso numbers of peoplo
who aro calling on mo hero In Bostot1
Is not unusual. I hnvo had tho same
experlcnco for tho past two ycara
wherever I havo gono. Tho reason y
a slmplo one. It Ih becnuso my modh
clno puts tho stomach in good condi
tion. This does not sound unusual,
but it Is In fact tho key to health.
Tho stomach is tho very foundation of
life. I attribute 1)0 per cent, of all
sickness directly to tho stomach
"Neither nnlinaht nor men can re
mnln well with a poor digestive ap
paratus. Few can hu sick with a diges
tion in perfect condition. As a matter
of fact, most men and women toduy
aro half-sick. It Is because too much
food nnd too llttlo oxerciso havo grad
ually forced tho stomach into n hulf
slck condition. My medlcliiu gets tho
stomach back whero it wan, and that
is all that Is necessary."
Among Boston peoplo who aro
staunch believers lu Mr. Cooper'H
theory, In Mr. Frank D. Brown, of G7
Bloomlngdalo street, Chelsea, Muss.
IIo says:
"For flvo years I havo sought rollof
for Indigestion, stoniuch trouble nntl
dyspepsia, spending nearly nil my
wages with doctors and obtaining no
results. I had dull pains ncros.1 my
back, radiating to tho shoulders. I
had splitting headaches, which nothing
seemed to euro. Thoro was u gnaw
ing and rumbling In my stomach and
bowels. I was troubled with vertigo
nnd dizziness, and nt times almost
overcome) by drowsiness.
"I felt tired and worn out all tho
time, my Bleep was not refreshing, nnd
I would get up in tho morning fooling
as weary as when I went to bed. My
appetlto was variable ravenous nt
times, then again nauseated at tho
Bight of food. Sometimes my fnco
wiib pale, at other times flushed. I
was constipated and bilious, nnd bad
catarrhal affection in nose and throat.
which caused mo to hawk and spit n
. great deal, especially In tho morning.
I heard bo much of tlio Cooper reme
dies that I decided to try them. After
taking ono bottle, a tapeworm CO fcot
long paused from my system. I felt
better almost Immediately. All my
I troubles disappeared as if by magic,
and my Improvement wus rapid. I now
feel entirely well, and can honestly
recommend Mr. Cooper's medlclno to
anyone who suffers as I did."
1 Cooper's New Discovery Is sold by
nil druggists. If your druggist can
not supply you, wo will forward you
tho namo of n druggist In your city
who will. Don't ncccpt "something
Just as good." Tho Cooper Medlclno
Co., Dayton, Ohio.
Gentlemen Two.
Two Btreot cleaning department
men wero having nn altercation as
they wero driving their carta sldo by
sldo along upper Brondwny tho othor
afternoon. Ono wns red-facod .and
bulbous-nosed, tho typical "rummy."
, Tho other was on adder-headed negro.
Both looked utterly disreputable
"Get out o' my way!" yelled tlio rod
1 faced man. "Don't cher know enough
to get outer der way when you soo u
gentleman?"
"I'm moro of n gem'men than you,
you big rum," retorted tho negro.
"Younll drlvoB a garbago cart, nn' I
only picks up oahes." Now York
Press.
At or About This Time.
"Why do they call thorn ocean
liners?" she asked.
"They're getting now torms ovory
day," ho said, without looking up from
tho sporting page "I nevor hoard It
before, but an ocenn liner Is probably
n hot ono that Isn't Inflcldcd vvoll and
rolls Into n puddlo or something."
Sho mado no answer, but when ho
hud gone to business sho phoned tho
doctor about hlm.
Of Another Feather.
"Did you folks want any nigs to
day?" called tho grocery boy from
tho back steps.
"Yes," answered tho cook who wait
busy kneading dough. "Just lay 'em
under the refrigerator."
"I ain't Hen; I'm tho othor boy,"
shouted tho lud from tho grocory.
Chicago Post.
The Appetite
Calls for moro
Toasties
Let a saucer of this
delightful food served
with cream tell why.
"The Memory Lingers"
rkgs. 10c, and 15c
Postum Cereal Co., Ltd.,
Battlo Creek, Mich.
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