The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, March 10, 1910, Image 3
7 M': m STOMACH CENTER OF HUMAN LIFE AIL ELSE SECONDARY The ImmctiKP success which has fol lowed L. T. Cooper during tho past H-iir with his new preparation haa ex ceeded anything of the kind over be foro witnessed In most of tho leading cities where tho young man has Intro duced tho medicine. Cooper has a novel theory. Ho believes that the human stomach la directly responsible Tor moat disease. To quote his own words Horn an Interview upon his ar rival In an eastern city: "TheaveniKO man or woman cannot ho sick It tho fitomnch lu working properly. To ho .sure, there nro diseases of u virulent nature, such as cancer, tuberculosis, diabetes, etc., which aro organic, and uro not traceable to tho stomach, but even fevers can, in nine cases out of ten, bo traced to something taken Into tho stomach. All or this half-tick, nervous exhaustion that Is now no common, la caused by stomachic con ditions, and It is because my rem edy will and does regulate the stom ach that 1 am meeting with 3uch suc cess. "To sum the matter up a sound di gestive npparatus that Is doing its full duty, getting every partlelo of vi tality out of the lood by transferring it to the bowels ill a perfectly digest ed state this above till elwo brings health." .Mr. A. C. llrock, chef of the llroclc Iti'Htauraiit, Market nistrlet, lloston. .Mass., who Is a t-launch believer In Mr. Cooper's theory and medicine, has this to say: "I had chronic Indiges tion for over three yeats. I suffered terribly, and lost about thirty pounds. I was a physical wreck when I started this C'O'Jper medicine, a month or so ago. To-day I am as well as I ever was in my life. I am no longer nerv ous, my food does not distress mo in tho least, and I have a splendid ap petite. I am gaining Ucsh very rap idly in fact, at tiio rate of a pound a day. I would not believe any medi cine on earth could have dono for mo what this has done. It is a remnrk ablo preparation, and Mr. Cooper de serves all his success." Cooper's New Discovery Is sold by all druggists. If your druggist cannot supply you, we will forward you tho name of a druggist In your city who will. Don't accept "something just as good." Tho Cooper Medicine Co., Day ton, Ohio. TOO HIGH. The RlriiftV ha J u wonderful plan He would dress lu tlio fiiirincnts of mini! Mill us each of Ids collars Would linvn t'ost iilm ten dollnis. Ho divided: "1 'on't think I can!" HOW A DOCTOR CURED SCALP DISEASE "When I was ton or twclvo years old I had n scatp disease, something like scald head, though It wasn't that. 1 suffered for tseveral months, and most of my hair camo out. Finally thoy had n doctor to boo mo and ho recommended tho Cutlcura Remedies. They cured mo In n few weeks. I Itavo used tho Cutioura remedies, nlo, for n breaking out on my hands and wau benefited a great deal. I haven't had any morn trouble with tho scalp disease. Miss Jessio V. Iluchanan, II. P. D. 3, Hamilton, Gn., Jan. 7, 1J09." Kept with Barnum's Circus P. T. Ilarnum, tho farfous circus man, onco wrote: "I htivo had tho Cutlcura Remedies among tho con tents of my medicine chest with my shows for tho last three seasons, nnd I can cheerfully certify that thoy were very effectlvo In overy caso which called for their tuso." Bin. Bugs. Dr. Cook was tallilng to a Washing ton correspondent. "The man in wrong in his attacks," he said "Ho errs an ludicrously In 1i!h Idea of polar conditions na the llrook lyn douuslte, who Mild: "It min-i he ii Hllby plnce, that north jinle, ma'am. I hear It's full o! ire bug. an big as churches.' "Wash ington Star ir. Plrrri' IMraKint Pellets I'rt-l pttt up 43 yean nyn Tiirv re i ' m .nvi Imuirviio Mimj.u'li, liicr miUbonels. rui;ur i-ualetltlii) granule. ICveiy ninlit watchman U entitled to his day ilrnnns Tiii- ill OEFSAHGE STARCH never tlcki lo ILo lrua. BURNING THZ TRASH BEST DISPOSITION THAT CAN BE MADE OF REFUSE. MeanB a Saving of Money and Is tho Quickest Way of Getting Rid of It Ashes to Make Walks and Repair Roads. A woman who lives in the country will find she can save a great many pennies by regulating household trnsh. ashes, etc. Trash, for Instance, Is an expense In the country, because the householder pn lor having It carted away. Tlieiefore her economy comes In having Inllammable stuff burned on the premises. Ami as dry trash is easily tliree-fointlis of the refuse, she saves Just that much on cartage. To hold trash there should be bar rels and a lit 1 1 1 mandate issued by the head of tho home that old tins, bottles and everything nonhnrnahle must In put into them. In the other bnrrel pa pers, rags, etc.. that usually 1111 the household setup baskets must be placed. One particular spot on the plnce should bo reserved for tho holocaust. It will be a black and unsightly spot and for that reason u retired nook should be chosen. If thete Is lintio tho drive may be used, for after tho lire Is out the gravel may bo raked over, so In a day or two all tracps of the lire are obliterated. Whether or not there la a regular day for burning depends upon the housekeeper's own i out Inc. K a man comes once a week to clean the ptounds he should attend to the bon fire. As for ashes, unless they are very coai-30 they make excellent walks in the country. It is advisable to have them sifted llrst. as some may be burned later, thereby reducing the coal bill. Those Ml are cinders that will pack down hard and smooth and save buying gravel lor walks and drives. In this way a whole nalh um bo inndo of ashes with a thin top ' layer of gravel. This is a tip for per sons' building bountry homes on lim ited incomes. They, as none others, know that the llnancial demands of the grounds aie endless and this is one way in which money may bo saved. If one does not require ashes for the grounds there are always country roads In need of repair, where thoy may be put. For instance, deep holes may be lilted with tho cinders, or they may ho distributed evenly along tho wayside. Selectmen have no objection to tills, If tho ashes are properly placed, and many dollar may bo saved. Walnut Fritters. Put a small cup of milk and one half ounce of butter in u saucepan on the flro. When it bolls add three ounces of dried and browned bread crumbs and a llttlo dredgig of flour. Let It cook until it no lontf.T adheres to tho pan, and remove from thu (Ire. When It Is cool add two eggs, beating until smooth, a large tablespoonful of shelled walnuts (previously run through tho nut mill), seasoning, and n little grated onion juice. Mix well and shape Into cakes about onohnli Inch thick on a Honied board. Roll In flour or eggs and bread crumbs, nnd fry. Sorvo with walnut gravy, or round a dish of grilled tomatoes. Lentil Cutlets. Tako a teacup of Tgyptlan lentils, boll them in water sutliciont to cover them until tender Add three grated onions, sonio chopped parsley nnd thyme, and enough bread crumbs to make a stllT mixture. Turn on two lnigo plates and flatten with a knife. Then cut Into light triangular sec tions and shape them like small cut lets When cold, fry crisp in egg and bread crumbs after Inserting small pieces or macaroni into each pointed end. Servo with mint sauce or to innto sauce. Float. Ono pint of milk, yolks of two eggs, one scant cup of sugar, a pinch of salt, one-half teaspoonful of vanilla, one tablespoonrul or cornstarch wot with part of the milk; mix together nnd cool until it thickens; beat tho whites of tho eggs until stiff with two lea spoonfuls of confectioner's sugar; place pan of hot water lu tho oven and put live spoonfuls or merit gue on top of tho water; brown slightly; servo In sherbet, glasses with mer Ingue on top. Creole Beans. Hot! one pint of red kidney beans; add corny or parsley, minced flno with two small onions. Hah to taste and sp-inklo freely with both black and ret. pepper. Cook till well done, then arte1 two cupfuls of rico und enough wnter to cover. Hull U0 min utes, Keeping the pot lid slightly olT to nllow iuo escape of steam. Season with ..ut.cr or ham drlnplngs and servo very hot. Stuffed Onions. Boil several large onions; when cooled cut out tho hearts. Stuff with any kind of chopped meat, highly sea soned To each pint of meat add ono egg nnd two-thirds of n cuplul of milk or cream. When the onions are tilled ptaco a small piece of butter on each, Cover with crumbs and bako an hour. Servo with cream sauce. Milk Toast. Hnvo you evor nut do milk toast from brown bread? It is delicious and a pleasant ehango. Whole wheat bread is also excellent toastoH. li Jar..JCjrt. Jimmm im j gJi ,mmLmmftimiim rn m iiMiiuui j . wmhmw h i ulmiw r"V Odd News From Bis Cities A Stories of Strnnge Happenings in the Metropolitan Towns AC - iwwwi iiwwm wmtlwuMMiwwtwi'wiww Snores Worth Fifty NKW YORK. These things you hear about the fortunes the Pull man porters make," said one of them, "aro mostly foolish; but you do once lu u while gather In tips enough on a nlngle trip to buy an overcoat with, a spring overcoat, anyway. "I think the must prolitahlo sing!" customer I ever struck was a man that rode with mo once when I was running on a parlor car bitween New York, and tho llrst thing ho says to mo was: "'Simeon' that's what ho called me, Simeon Simeon,' lie says to me, i haven't had any sleep tor a week, and I'm liable to go to sleep tho mln uto I sit down in thbi car. and when 1 sleep I alw..ys snore, and when I snore I do snore, and It i should snoro hero I'd he llablo to blow the roof off tho car and I'd ho sure to disturb all tho other passengers. What I want. Simeon, Is for you to look out for mo and see that 1 don't snoro.' " 'Simeon,' ho says, 'keep an eye on mo, and for every time you keep mo from snoring I pay you BO cents. You keep the score and I selllo with you when we get to Mnffalo. Hut un derstand,' he says, 'for every lime you let mo snore wo deduct 5U from the total.' "Wo hadn't much niore'n rolled out or New York before I saw his head go back. I was alongsidu of him he lore it went back the second time, but from that on he kept mo on tho Jump. Drinks and Love Mixed by Frenchman CDs ANGI3L13S,CAL Reter Slvers. n French sheep herder, living on Allso street, accumulated a Jag re cently nnd became amorous to such an extent that his arrest and deten tion on an Insanity chnrgo were deemed necessary. Slvers In turn made lovo to n horse, n wagon and a hitching post, and when locked up In the city Jail bestowed tho most distracting ca resses and Balutntions of love upon the cold and unresponsive bars or his cell. Tho sheep herder Is tho living ex nmplo of tho llttlo mustached typo who eo often Tonus tho chief fun mnker in French film moving picture shows. Ho Is short and slight, with a curl ing mustache and all tho ravings and elnborato figures of speech used by his countrymen. Fniiy ono afternoon Slvers began to gather about him straugo-looking bottles. Ho drank from each In turn, without' fenr or favor. Any other man would havo thought a whllo before Inking such chances, Wanted Pied Piper W-VALO, J. Y. If thero'a n Pled Piper anywhoro In tho United States ho Is wanted lu Pouhkoopsle to catch Gil Monahan's rat a big fat fellow that Is scamporlng through cel lars, garrets and walls with a sleigh bell fast to his neck. Gil Is "tho limit" among practical Jokors. When three rats wero caught In n trap In Welch's enro recently he thought it would ho a merry Jest to tlo a bell to tho largest ono and give him his liberty. Tho big rat, with his bell tinkling merrily, scampered ucrosa tho lloor nnd disappeared In Pie Eater Loses When His Face Slips KWAItK. N. J. Amid great enthusl asm 35 young men, trained to the mlnuto, In Junior hall. Uloomllold, en tered tho nnnual ple-catlng contest tor the championship of Now Jersey. Flvo of tho contestants, ns well as tho state record of 2G plea In half an hour, fell during tho battle. Walter W. Tnppln, of nioomllohl, was tho winner of tho championship. Ho managed to put himself on tho outsldo of 27 pica In tho nlloted tlmo, whllo nt least three more, consider ably mussed up, clung about his fea i -. ri'mtnrnttrnr Cents Each to Hinil I liml to r.Hr him up every the or ten or t'lteeii minutes, and I had to be qui-1 about It. Once lie get away troin nil- "I il gene elcan down to tin other end oi the car, after we'd been out about live hours, with a glass of wnter for a lady, and Just as I him handing It to her I In aril a terrible noise down at the oilier end of the ear. ami I knew what was tho mutter: but the other folks In the ear didn't at llrt ami half of 'em Jumped up The lady I :i'i handing the water to did and pretty near upset tho tray and every body was sea red at llrst, and there tliej were standing up or Inoklr x around Horn their chairs all over the car. the whole lot or 'em, all scowling at my pnciiger. "I made that run from New York to Itulfalo many and many a time, but It had never seemed so long lo tne be fore We got there llnallv. but when he stood up for me to assist Mm orf I win so tired and weak 1 could hardly w.v:i!le the bloom " Simmy, lie tiayn, i think you did well What do you mako the tally?" ' 1 told him that ho'd been asleep 71 limes " "Well, he says, 'Simmy, that would im-Ke $:S5.i ir it had been a perfect scon-, but wo deduct two dnlhirs for the time you let mo snore, that brlnri it down to $":! r0 I suppose we could fan!) enough knock o(T another dollar, half nice for that hair snore; but we didn't mako any special coin rati.' he says 'about hair snores, and so wo won't say anything about that. .lust lei it go. "Tlnn he handed me over ST! fit); and I got from tho other passengers $l!.7o. making the grand total revenue fn the trip jsri'.'O. hut with Slvers It was do or die, and h plunged In boldly. After till tho bottles had been emp tied and wero lying upon the lloor In disconsolnto altitudes, the Frenchman arose and wont forth In search of ad ventures, lie thought ho owned the earth, lie tossed his hat In the air In an abandoned manner, and cried his delight. Ho approached a horse at tached to a baker's cart on Allso street. "Ah, ze gran' horsd, zo big ono, I lof you, I lof you," screamed the en raptured I'eter. with frantic attempts to embrace the animal. The horse, being of common pnrentngo and hav ing no ambition to speak of. backed away from the approac.ien of the little man. I'eter followed, hat In hand, mak-i Ing tho most elaborate bows In the' direction of tho equine, nnd at the same tlmo casting tho most beseech-' Ing glances toward It. Tho horso mndo n few attempts to climb a telegraph pole, and Peter transferred his affairs of lovo to a plcturo of a fat damsel, painted on the side panel of tho wagon. Ho was try ing to encircle tho wagon with his arms in his effort to embrace this wooden nfllnlly when tho driver came forth from a nearby store, pried Peter off with tho toe of his 'jhoo. nnd, using tho samo system of transmission de livered him into 1 ho gutter. to Catch This Rat Iho nearest hole. Ho was so proud or his bell that ho sallied forth from the building to arouso tho envy or nil tho less rortunnto rodents In Poiihkeepsle. Ho seems to ho a great traveler, ror his boll has been heard In widely sep arated parta or tho city. At unennny hours lonely men and women have heard the strango sound or a boll rnlntly tlnkly In the wall or bedroom or pnrlor. Rest lias been brokun; sleep has been driven away A young man who had been nt a King party heard tho tinkle-tinkle nt tho head of his bed louder, then fainter; then louder again. It was there, there, lu the celling, up and down tho wnll. Pulling on his clothes, tho young man ran to tho nearest doc tor, exclaiming. "I'vo got them ngaln' When ho described tho strnnge sounds tho doctor said, "Oh! that's only Gil Monahrn's rat. Go back to bed." tures, nesldes. tho honors which go with tho title, ho won the first prize of a ?5 gold piece. Mr Tnppln, after tho tilt, declared himself willing to sign nrtlcles with any opponent on threo months' notlco. Second honors went to John Win throp Urowster of Nownrk, the ravor Ito of tho outsldorfl. Mr. Ilrewster re duced tho monutnln of 200 pies by dis posing or 22. For a long tlmo at tho start of tho raco ho was In tho lead by throo uiouttifuln nnd ho hlnmes his defeat on tho fact that when his face slipped on No. 17 ho jhanged by mis take from peach to mlnco Sylvester "ollltt, Inst year's winner, wns third. Ho declared whllo being led from tho nrenn by friends, that ho wan satisfied to hnvo boon able even to enter tho contest and not let thu title go by default. OF THE VIRTUE OF Hyilca IE. PinSrf.am's VegetabBe Compound Wh.nl is the use of procrastinating in the face of such evidence as the following letters represent? If you arc a sick woman or know one who is, what sensible reason have you for not giving Lydia E. Pinkhatn's Vegetable Com pound a trial ? For 30 years we have been publishing such testimonial letters as these thousands of them they aro genuine and honest, too, every Ira. S. l. ISnrber snyn: "Ithlnkl.yiUaE. Pliikh.un's Voco- ttiblo Cotnpoiiiul 1h the best, nicdi- eluo in tho world for women and 1 feel It luyditly lo let, o thorn know the rrood IL has dono fur mo. I'h ree years ago 1 had :i tumor which (ho doctor said would havo to lie removed bvau onoratlon or I could not live mure than ti vear, or two, nt most. I wrote Mrs. l'iulc liaiii.atl.yiiii. Mass.. for udvlco. and took 1 i bottles of l.ydlu 13. LMnk liain'a Vegetal do Compound, and to day tho tumor is gone and 1 am n perfectly well womiti. 1 hopo my testimonial will lo of lionct't to oth ers." Mrs. B. J. JJ.vnnun, Scott, N. Y. Mrs. E. F. IJayos says: "I w isni.iler tho doo tor's treat ment fwraf'iroid tumor. 1 suiTorcd witli mlii. soro- liov, Moulin'!1, niil could not walk or s'.ind on :uy foot, any 1 i".-!hol" lim I uro to to Mrs. I'inkham fr a l viie. followed her directions ami took LvdiiiK. I'inkli.iin's Vc;ot:il)l Compound. To-day i nn n v.H woman, tho tumor wasosel! I an I my wholo system N!ren;uhcii"'l. L advise all women who aro ntllioted with tumors or femi'.o troubles to try Lydia K J-l.h.i-.'s Vep-etablo Compound." 1Vn. 13. 1 11yi.h, lbUO Washington bt., iiosLon, Mass. .1 3$& tilt ''iteW i - -w i.K vi fc. y ' V J eMnwtfjmwrcf.'T e VMSmW ' u w flsr;:;8L " A A 5V f s J vm;. ;'" rtf ' - For ;j() yc.irs T. villa T3. JMnkliain's VcKotnWo Compound lias been tho standard remedy for fcmalo ills. No .sick woman does justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine, ltlailo exclusively from roots and herbs, and lias thousands ot cures to its credit. KK3S? Mrs. Pinkhnm invites all sick women aps to write her for advice. Sho has guided thousands lo health free of charge. - - -...,. Pinkham, .Lynn, Mass. fcgfeagaEtimn:tfjrmr3xr.,flAafi: sas XB cuoui Our nRcrttn In Knnmi havo ordered for this HLiibon I.IOO Owl Mini aillijiiiolnlcH. Ki-ljrnHU.i tiil.cn Tii-Iowa J.OOO-Tcxaa l.f.CO. Thiis Iihh tilt l).i rimuJ-nftcr ono yciirs's L-xpcrli-iiuu i-.ipturuii tlio farnilntr htnti'8. It has captured tho cities, fnn. Now York City tiii.es l.o:o uvcrl.iiulsi iim y-ir. lloston tal.cH C01 fan I'r m- '. i U WiiNhinglnu fOT I'lillaildplilu VJi. Our amta litive cuntracicil in,- M.0K) OvcrlanUs for C-i,000,K rlh if Ov. r lum's In Mi:pply tl" drin mil inr tldii year. Tlmt'H a lirser salo than any oth ur tar i oiimiriiida. Yot, two yi-irs n-o fo-.v Imd over linnl of an Ovurlnml. TIiIh Kcim.itliinal Riivcetiii Ih iluo to tlio crtallon of u uniurliablo car. The Simple Car The Fiurcna of the Overland Is mainly duo to lui aiiiu.ini; h.iuiiiU l.y. A lU-yr.ir-olil dillil can iiihimi'i- iiio car in live in n UU'H. l'uiili n pi-i'al furwunl to i;o nlicaii, mil li.i -kwnril to rcM't-Ki- 1'unh unntlicr ppil.il for high bpii-il, Thoro Ih nuthJiiK l'I.m- to i!o but HU-ir. Any man with tlu r.iinjilost Irmtrtic tloiiM, can run un Overland u thoiisanil iiUUm nnd ha li. Thrro whh never n car -o onoy to caro for ao easy to l.cep l-i t i lnr. TT-.t. . 7tr y-rnVJLifll n ' uf Kan 1,000 r vtkjk'vta r iUsarsxaaaaBZoeiSinavx THE fRADE MARK ?W3R ' vj'-r j.MT a leader your homo The Stylish Wall Tint is tho material tint will iccompIWi thin result. Wo can (how liiiii.iiu r.iblr color 1 fcrU, ciauic ttcncil dcslgtis, und our Art Department is at your service. Send for the Alabmtlne book cxplalnlnti what we da for you, and liow wo furnhh frca ttcncili where AUboilIno It uted. Aliilmstinc In n powder made from AlalNurtrr, ready for ue by iiilxlm; with eo d water, nnd is applied with an or dinary wull bruh. Full directions on each package. Alabastine Company Now York City, N.Y. NG PROOF one ot them, i Mrs. CoorRo May says : "No ono knows what 1 havo suf fered from fo tnalo troubles, tnmralgia piim. ana iiaciaiciio. My doctor said ho could not givo mo anything to euro it. Through tho ndvico of a friend 1 bogan to uro J -yd la E. Pinkhatn's Verc- tahlo Compound, nnd tho pain soon disappeared. 1 continued its tiso and sun now in perfect health. J jydla JO. PinUhiuin Vcgetablo Com pound has been a Cod-send to tan as I belie vo 1 should havo been in my irrave if it had not been for Mrs. Pinkhani's advico and Lydia J3. rinkhanrs Vegetablo Compound." -Mrs. (iroiwu May, 80 4th Ava., raterson, N.J. Mrs. W. K. Iloush says: "I havo boon completely cured of si sovero fo nialo troublo by Lydia 13. Pink ham's Vogotablo Compound, nnd want to recom mend 1L to all uttf ferinfr women. " -Mrs. W. K. IIoush, 7 East view Ave, Cin cituiati. Ohio. Uccanso your caso is a difficult one, doctors having dono you no good, do not continuo to suffer with out giving Lydia 13. Pinkhanrs Veg etable Compound a trial. IL nurcly has cured many cases of femalo ilk. llhroid tumors, irregit larilios, periodic pains.backache.elc. Takes K" Sr 1 a ur A r Jf raftKN: m vm ' t i i SB Ik w II l1? W II Vu P) tviAn rv-1 Overland Cars 2? Cent Reduction TI.K ()irl,Ull IHIrCCHH tl UlHO lllIO t Km price. No oilier in.Utor ever guvo near ly no much for Urn ujonoy. Ynt wo hnvo cut our coats thla ycai nliont "0 per cent throuKh enormous In crPiiHo In iirndticilon. Tho Ovciland w- stll for $1,000 thla year In hctti'i- than (ho $1,0 Overland laHt year. 11 In u 2. II. 1". car with u speed, of ri0 mill's an hour. So with the $1.3,0, $1,100 nnd J1.E0O Ovcr lamla. Karli ofTriH u 111th more thun over In-foro for tho money. All pr'''cn Ini'ludo Magneto anil fun lamp equipment. Ask for the Story ' Tho Overl.inil Htory )a ono of tho urcat-i eat tiiiHlni'SH M'rliH i-vnr told. It telH' how thin car tho iri'iitlon iif u ini-chanl-' uil iienliiH Iuim In two yciiru readied thu'. tniinioRl place In tnin tleld. And It terlrf all utiout tho cur. Send un this coupon' ... .. fr i),i iionV, C46 The Willys-Overland Co., Toledo, Ohio l.li'cnsi'il umli-ri-eliliin I'a'.uut. I'lc-nRe bi-utl mnllic book Trice $1,000. 2Si.p. 102 inch whe.t hair. One ortworuml)!o el. orToy Tcnncou ot imnllaclditiooal price. A Woman's Home ehould bo her prhle. Your home should reflect your own itidlvliluallty. You cannot havo special wall papers do Hlgncd hy you for each room you can carry out a sneel.il Alahastlno decora tive rcheme for those room J you can bo in your community and havo tho talk of your friendd. ! uarastafte T. OulUfT VfcUCi X, f.W,f.W,'ll bUBI .tfBrV 17 Grand lUpldi, Mich. wiiituWrzit, ut 71E .PACKAGE V m 1? A 4 r'V' W Jw '1 I , .&tma v ,- ""-. . v . - ..vi. - TWBf5i