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GOOD CROPS, SPLENDID CLIMATE
AND WELL ENFORCED LAWS.
Mr. Ocorgo E. Hunter Is a Maid
stone, Saskatchewan (Central Cuti
ada), farmer, who writes to n Canu
tllan Government Agent as follows:
"It wbb the ilrst week In November,
1907, when wo arrived hero. There wua
very little biiow or cold weather until
after the holidays, then the snow and
cold Increased, but to no great extent.
1 think tho coldest 1 heard of was 30
degrees below zero, but that degree of
cold would not be felt hero any more
than 10 degrees below zero would bo
hack home hi Michigan, owing to tho
beautiful dry atmosphere of this coun
try. There came a good thaw every
month that settled the snow, the fields
boou became bare, and on the 12th of
April 1 commenced ploughing. Tho
enow was then all gone and Bummer at
hand. This last season was some
thing more than an average year
around here, with fluo crops gathered
from a largo acreage. In parts tho
crops wcro less than average, but gen
erally speaking they were nbovo it.
Tho prlco of wheat was quite good.
$ome fine yields bold at $1.10 per bush
el, whllo some were marketed at much
less, but hardly any went below about
00 cents a bushel.
"Oats started on tho market at 35
cents a bushel, barley about GO cents,
and flax from 90 cents to $1.00 a
bushel.
"As thiSjWaB my first year In this
country, It was a hard year for my
horses, owing to their being eastern
horses, and not used to tho western
climate, but they will boou get ell
matlzed. "Tho soil on my farm Is a black
loam, about ono foot In thickness, be
low that we find about bIx feet of
clay, and below that again gravel and
sand, with an abundance of excellent
water. This was the condition of the
ground as I found It when 1 dug a
well. I can Bay that tho water Is as
sweet and as free from alkali and Im
purities ns I ever saw.
"My opinion is that the man who
comes Tiero with a little means can do
no better than invest $500 or $1,000 in
cattle, after locating a homestead ad
joining or near somo hilly part of tho
country where it will not be taken up
as soon. There ia plenty of grass nnd
hay to bo found in tho hilly country
and small lakes and sloughs will afford
sufficient water for any nmount of cat
tle. Tho bluffs with a few hay or
rtraw sheds will make sufficient shel
j ter for them. There is no need to
' worry about the market for cattle, as
(hero Is already a great call for stock
of all kinds to satisfy the continued
demands of tho largo packing house at
Edmonton, established by Swift and
Company.
"Tho dairy business should by no
means be forgotten. It Is ono of tho
paying enterprises of this great west.
The prlco of butter seldom goes below
25 cents and reaches us high as
10 cents a pound. Also the new cream
eries that nro fast being erected along
the lines of railroad are calling on tho
farmers for their cream.
' "Theso creameries are greatly wel
comed In all communities, becauso sell
ing cream is better than making but
ter, even nt an average prlco of 25
cents a pound. For a new country the
railroad transportation facilities nre
good; not yet, of course, what they
nro la older countries, but tho new
linos uro swiftly gaining as tho coun
try gets more settled nnd supplies
them with produce to ship. It Is hard
to say too much in favor of this coun
try. All one needs is a llttlo money
with grit and ambition. I have soon
homesteads that were filed on a little
over three years ago that the owners
havo refused $3,000 for.
"There Is much more that can ho
said In favor of Western Canada, but I
think my letter has been long enough."
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HOME PORT AGAIN
AMERICAN SHIPS DROP
THEIR ANCHORS AT
HAMPTON ROADS.
VESSELS IN FINE CONDITION
Long Voyage Has Demonstrated the
Marvelous Efficiency of the Amer
ican Navy Foreign Countries Im
pressed as Never Bofcre Deser
tions Reported as Surprisingly Few
President Roosevelt Reviews
Armada from the Mayflower.
Hampton Roads, Va , Fob. 22. The
most stupendous task of naval his
tory was completed when President
Hooscvflt reviewed the fleet of 1t
battleships as they filed Into Hampton
llouds to drop anchor at the port
from which they sailed one ear and
two months before.
The homecoming was much the
same ns the departure. The ships
were the same, with tho exception of
the Nebraska and Wisconsin, which
look the place of the Maine and Ala
bama. The flag of Rear-Admiral Sper
ry flew from the Connecticut, Hoar
Admiral Evans, Ilcar-Admlral Emory
and Henr-Admlrul Thomas, who wero
successively in command, having been
placed on tho retired list.
Crowding tho piers the samo wlvo3
and sweethearts gathered to welcome
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ALIGNMENT OF WARSHIPS AT HAMPTON ROADS.
thoso to whom they waved their fare
wells from the samo spot over a year
ago. And with the rnttlo of chains
and tho splash of anchors, ns tho
great ships wheolcd Into their berths,
tho journey of 42,227 miles not In
cluding the sldo trips In tho Mediter
ranean nnd other waters from zone
to zone, over the world's oceans and
through foreign seas, was at an end.
Marks Epoch In History.
The event marks an epoch In tho
naval and diplomatic history of tho
United States. As a mere physical
achievement It Is a thing of enormous
proportions. As a test of naval effi
ciency it has shown tho sailing value
of tho fleet and demonstrated to
many peoples the power of tho United
States nnd Its equipment for war. It
has been a sort of gymnnstlc exerclso
with tho big Btlck. It has given tho
navy department the results of an
experience that will ho Invaluable In
the upbuilding of futuio fleets and
brought out defects that must bo over
come. As a diplomatic messenger it
has dissipated international misunder
standings nnd brought closer In friend
ly relations the United States and
many of tho world's countries.
Tho successful completion of the
cruiso without noteworthy accident or
untoward Incident, from cither n naval
or political point of vlow, Is regnrded
by all nations as history making from
sovoral points of vlow. Never heforo
has any Imttlo command made such a
long, continuous voyage. Novor he
fore has any battlo command circum
navigated tho globo, whether In one
or scparnto voyages. Novor heforo
has any fleet or nrmadn of any of tho
countries of tho world visited so mnny
ports, bo many countries, under bo
many flags. And novor was any naval
command received with such wldo and
universal acclaim and enthusiasm of
friendly feeling and spirit of wolcomo
nB marked tho progress of tho Ameri
can battlo fleet at overy ono of its
twoscoro or moro Btop3 on tho cruise
around tho world.
Few Desertions Reported.
A remarkable featuro of tho cruise
has been tho oxcollcnt discipline.
Whllo thero havo been a fow deser
tions, the number has been far less
In proportion than It usually Is In
homo ports. Tho oxtent of the drink-
Ing on tho part of tho men and offi
cers at receptions and whllo on liber
ty In strange and peculiarly Interest
ing places has been far less than was
expected.
From thopolnt ofvlew of the trained
mariner, bringing a ship around the
world Is no extraordinary task. Utit
bringing 16 battleships, with 15,000
men, around the world Is a most gi
gantic nnvnl undertaking. Vnllke tho
merchant ships, they are things of
massive nnd Intricate mechunlsm.
They moved In battle formation, ma
neuvering nt sea, to simulate, as far na
possible, war conditions. At two stops
In their Journey, Magdnlena bay and
tho Philippines, the great bnttrrlcs
wero brought Into play for target prac
tice, without preparation, to prove tho
lltncss of the ships for lighting ut tho
end of a long cruise.
Many Countries Visited.
Tho fleet visited 20 countries nnd
anchored In 20 foreign ports. Tho 10
ships passed through tho Straits of
Magollnu, made tho Journey through
tho Suez canal without mishap and
coaled at Port Said In record timo to
be off to help the Italian carthquako
sufferers, all without mishap. Two
passed through tho Dardanelles, tho
first foreign warships to do so without
gravo conferences between the vig
ilant powers, to pick up tho young
Turkish officers who wero to corao to
tho I'nltcd States. Two saluted tho
new sultan of Morocco. One division
dropped anchor at Amoy to do honor
to China. Tho wholo fleet flew their
colors In the ports of Jnpan. Tho
flags of nearly all tho world wero un
furled In welcome to them.
To drive tho ships 410,000 tons of
conl were used. Practically all of this
camo from America, In order that
there be no variations In quality which
would lntorfero with tho elaborate
steaming tests to determlno the maxi
mum power to bo obtained rom tho
quantity of fuel consumed. In this re
spect alono tho experience gained 1b
invaluable. Nearly 100,000 gallons of
oil wero consumed in lubricating tho
engines and machinery.
All Nations Impressed.
It Is as a naval test that the cruise
of the fleet takes rank as tho most
Interesting and greatest achievement'
of modern times. Naval experts of
foreign nations waited with cynical
patience for tho fleet to arrlvo In Map
dalena bay, battered and disabled aft
er tho first leg of the rigorous journey.
When tho ships went through target
practice without nny preparation they
hastened to report to their govern
ments. Later, when the same BhipB
continued on their way around tho
world and did the samo thing nt Ma
nila bay, the fighting efficiency of tho
American navy was unquestioned.
Foreign naval expertB also waited
confidently until the ships should
roach California, to seo tho bluejack
ets desert In shoals as soon ns they
Bet. foot on their own soil again. On
the contrary tho men kept to their
posts more faithfully than even tho
department Itself anticipated. This
is tho one problem of tho American
navy that has been a. source of con
stunt dllllculty. Hc-cnllstmentB be
come moro common than heforo and
for the men who left tho fleet after
tho long cruiso around South Ameri
ca there wero moro men to tako tho
places when they wore ready to leave
San Francisco.
Hut thoro wero somo things, somo
very simple things, brought out by
tho fleet's voyago which seem to havo
escaped tho critics of tho navy. It
naval oporatlons aro to bo carried by
tho United States at long range, and
that will probably ho tho case, bo far
as tho Pacific is concerned, thoro
must bo colliers to fill tho bunkers of
tho battleships, supply ships to All tho
store rooms, nnd ammunition ships
to fill tho magazines. In tholr last re
ports tho chief of tho bureau of ord
nance said that n navy without am
munition was helpless, tho chief of tho
bureau of supplies and accounts said
that a navy without food for tho men
was helpless. Tho colllora nro being
built now and It Is only a matter of
time beforo each of tho bureau chiefs
will got what ho wantB.
THE PROFESSIONS
NO
GOVERNMENT
PRESIDENT - ELECT TAFT
TALKS OF INFLUENCES
THEY MAY EXERT.
SHOWS DUTY OF THE CITIZEN
Address Before the University of Penn
sylvania on the Present Relation of
the Learned Professions to Political
Government Coupled with a Eulogy
of the Life and Works of George
Washington The First President's
High Character as a Man.
Philadelphia, Fob. 22. Hon. William
II. Taft, prosldeuteloct of the United
States, was the principal speaker at
tho exercises in the University of
Pennsylvania, commemoratlvo of the
birth of Washington.
Ho chose for tho subject of his ad
dress the "Piosent Ht'lutlonn of the
Learned Professions to Political Gov
ernment." Ho discussed ut consider
able length the Influence which the
learned professions, in this day, have
upon nntlonal and municipal govern
ment. Ho outlined luminously tho
pnrt each of the Important professions
plays In a government by the people
and compared their influence, one with
another. In brief part, ho said:
"It is the duty of every citizen to
glvo as much attention ns he can to
the public weal, and to tako as much
Interest as he can In political matters.
Americans generally havo recognized
those duties, and wo find active In po
litical life, men representing all pro
fessions, all branches of business and
all trades. 1 propose today to Invito
your attention to tho present i elation
of each of the learned professions to
politics and government.
Ministry Placed First.
"Tho first profeslson Is that of the
ministry. Time was In Now Kngland,
and In overy other part of tho coun
try under tho Influence of Its tradi
tions, when the minister of tho Con
gregational church, In addition to that
of his sacred office, exercised a most
powerful influence, which was of a dis
tinctly political character. Ills views
on tho IssueB of tho day wero consid
ered of tho greatest weight In the com
munity In which ho lived, nnd he
ranked evcryono as Its Hrst citizen.
This was In the dnys when New Eng
land might almost bo called a 'theoc
racy;' when It was deemed wise and
politically proper to regulate by law,
to tho minutest detail, tho manner of
life of men, and as theso laws were un
derstood to bo framed in accord with
moral and religious requirements, tho
minister of tho community was tho
highest authority iib to what tho law
should be and how It ought to bo en
forced. Great changes havo come over
our methods of life slnco that day.
Then tho ministry, becauso of tho re
wards In tho way of Influence, power
and prominence, attracted tho ablest
of educated minds, and tho ability nnd
force of character were where power
and influence resided. Hut the spread
of education and Independent think
ing, tho wldo diffusion of knowlodge
and news by tho press, tho enormous
material development of tho country,
tho vast increase In wealth, tho In
crease in rewnrds and Influence of
other vocations, tho disappearance of
tho simple village life, have all con
tributed to changn radically the posi
tion and Influence of tho ministry In
tho community. To-day It Is not true
that that profession attracts tho ablest
young men, und this, I think, Is a dis
tinct loss to our society, for It Is of
tho utmost Importance that tho profes
sion whoso peculiar duty It is to main
tain high moral standards and to
arouso tho best that there is In man,
to stir him to higher aspirations,
should havo tho genius nnd brilliancy
with which successfully to carry out
this function. Of course, tho profes
sion of ministry Is supposed to have
to do largely with tho kingdom of tho
next world rathor than with this, and
many peoplo expect to find In tho rep
resentatives of tho profession only
an other worldliness and no thought
of this. This, of course, 1b the nar
rowest view of the profession. What
ever the next world, wo aro certainly
under tho highest obligation to mnke
tho best of this, and the ministers
should ho tho chief instruments In ma
king this world morally and religious
ly better. It Ib utterly Impossible to
noparato politics from tho lives of tho
community, nnd thero cannot bo gen
eral porsonal and social business mor
nllty nnd political Immorality nt tho
aamo time. Tho latter will ultimately
debauch tho wholo community.
Has Made Improvement.
"During the administration of Mr.
Roosevelt, and under tho lnlluenco of
certain rovelntlons of business Immor
ality, tho consclonco of tho wholo
country wbb Bhocked and then nerved
to the point of domanding that a hot
ter order of affairs bo Introduced. In
this movement tho ministers of tho
various churches havo rocognlzed the
cnll upon them to assist, and thoy
have been hoard In accents much moro
offoctivo than over heforo in half a
century. Tho greatest agency today
In keoplng us ndvlsqil of tho condi
tions among oriental races Is tho es
tablishment of foreign missions. Tho
leaders of these missionary branches
of tho churches nro becoming somo of
our most learned statesmen in respect
of our proper oriental pollclos."
Judge Tuft, discussing teachers, said
that "their relation to politics and gov
ernment is of tho utmost importance,
though indirect." Ho wont on:
"Tho next profession Is that of tho
tencher. Of course, tho great num
ber of teachers uro engaged In pri
mary and secondary instruction and
In Industrial or vocational work. Their
rotation to politics and government Ib
of tho utmost Importance though In
direct. It Is, nnd ought to bo, tholr
highest duty to Instill In the minds of
tho young girls and boys the patriot
ism and lovo or country, because tho
hoy Is father to tho man and tho pa
triotism of tho oxtiemo youth of tho
country may well determlno that of
the grown men. Tho effect of nn In
tense patriotism which thrills through
tho norvos of the boys of a country ISj
Illustrated In tho Immense strength
which Japan derives from It. No ono
who visits that liitoiestlng country or
conies Into contact with tho Japanoso
enn avoid seeing Its patriotism. Tho
term 'Hushldo,' Is n kind of apotheosis
of patriotism. The Joy with which
Japanese glvo up tholr lives In defense
of their country has Its foundation in
a real religious feeling, and Is most In
spiring to nil who come to know It. It
should ho full of significance to thoso
of the teaching profession who hecomo
responsible for tho thoughts nnd Ideals
of the young."
To the writer, In whntover cnpnclty
ho may labor, Judge Taft ottrlhutod
greot Influence, either for good or for
bud
Judge Taft paid u high trlhuto to
the profession of medicine, becauso It
had contributed to tho preservation
of the health of all the people. Ho
pointed uit that tho profession had
been exalted by Its great discoveries
and by Its assistance In the expansion
of our government In the tropics and
In tho construction of tho Panama
canal. He said:
Medical Profession Eulogized.
"The triumph which hns boon
reached In tho name of tho medical
profession In tho discovery as to tho
real cause of yellow fever and malaria
and tlio Bupprosslon of thoso diseases
by killing or preventing tho propaga
tion of, or tho Infection of tho mos
quito, Is ono of the wonders of human
progress. It has mado tho construc
tion of tho Panama canal possible. It;
has rendered life In the tropics for I in-'
migrants from tho temperate zone con
sistent with health and reasonablo
length of life, nnd it has opened pos
sibilities In tho improvement of tho
health nnd strength of tropical races
themselves under governmental teach
ing, nsslstanco and supervision that
wero unthought of two decadcB ago.
Sanitary engineering with Its proper
treatment of wntcr, making It whole
Konio and hnrmless with ltB romovnl
of tho filth and sowngo nnd ita con
version of what was noxious into most
useful agencies, all confirm the gov
ernmental importance of tho profes
sion of medicine und the kindred tech
nical profession of chemistry, engin
eering and all branches of physical re
search. So marked Iibb been this In
crease In the lmportanco of tho med
ical profession In governmental agen
cies, that tho doctors thomsolvoB hnvc
organized a movement for tho unifica
tion of all agencies In tho federal gov
ernment used" to promote tho public
health, In ono btironu or department,
at tho head of which thoy wish to put
a man of their own or kindred branch
of science. How near thin movement
will come In accomplishing tho com
plete purposo of Ub promoters, only
the national loglBlaturo can tell. Cer
tainly tho economy of tho union of all'
health agencies of tho national gov
ernment In ono bureau or department
Is wise. Whether at tho head of that
department should bo put a doctor ofv
medicine or Bomo other person must
depend on tho individual and not on
his technical professional learning or
skill. It Is tho capacity to organize,
coordinate nnd executo that is need
ed at tho head of a dopartment, and
not so much deep technical and pro
fessional skill. It Ib tho ability to
judgo whether' otherH havo Biich tech
nical or professional skill that tho
head of tho department who makes
tho Bolcctlon of tho membors of his
dopartment Bhould ho endowed with.
However this muy bo, It is becoming
moro ami moro clonr that tho extend
ing of governmental duties into a ter
ritory covered by tho profession of
medlclno is bringing physicians moro
and moro Into political and govern
mental relation, nnd wo may expoct
that In tho noxt decade they will play
a far greater part than thoy havo here
tofore; and It is proper that thoy
should."
Washington's Greatness.
After mentioning tho grent good, in
actunt results, accomplished by many
technical professions, Judgo Taft con
sidered In extent tho profession of tho
law, which, ho said, "Is in a wldo
sense tho profession of government."
Ho said that lawyers ofton wero se
lected to carry on governmental work,
because tho oxccutlvo faculty was a
very marked attrlbuto of tho modem
lawyer. Whllo ho realized that thoro
wore defects and weaknesses in tho
profession of tho lnw, ho rogardod it
as tho most Important In Its rotation
to political government. In conclu
sion, ho said: "Natlonnl exigency
seems to call forth tho men peculiarly
fitted to meet the requirements of tho
situation. Such wero Lincoln and
Grant during tho groat civil war. Such
was Washington In tho revolution, tho
anniversary of whose birthday thlB
unlvorslty appropriately makes ltsCom
mencoment Day. Ho was not a law
yer or a doctor, or a minister. Ho was
a leader of men. Ills pure, disinterest
ed patriotism, his 'freedom from Binall
JenlouslcB, his marvelous common
sonso, his lndomitablo persoveranco
nnd pntlonco, nnd his serenity and
calm under tho most trying clrcum
Btancos, gavo him tho victory a vic
tory which could ho traced not to bril
liant gonlus or professional training,
but to that which, of all things, Is tho
most to bo pursuod and doslred to
his high character as u man."
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Thoughtful Child.
They aro conslderato youngstors In
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died wroto the following letter, which
ho duly posted: "Dear Angels: Wo
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her a harp to play, aa sho is short
winded and can't blow a trumpet."
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Summer Visitor Did you over boo
a waterspout, Cnpt. Oldsult?
Capt. O. Ayo, mum, that I havo,
dozens of 'cm.
S. V. Really, how remnrknblo!
Where did you seo thorn, If I may
nsk?
Capt. O. At tho plumber's, mum, at
tho plumber's.
How Lorella Was Interested.
While tho visitor told how ho had
ridden 30 thrilling miles on the cow
catcher of a locomotlvo, II vo-y ear-old
Lorella listened attentively. As ho
concluded, sho nsked: "Did you catch
the cow, Mr. Blank?"
The Night of the Game.
First Splfllcatcd PerBon Doosh
thlsh Btudent belong here?
Landlady (coldly) No, all my Btu
dents wero brought homo an hour
ago. Wisconsin gphlnx.
Stiff neck! Doesn't amount to much,
but mighty dUigreeablc. You've no idea
how quickly u httlu Hnmlins Wizard Oil
will lubricate the corda und utaku you
comfortable again.
U'b a good thing to have opinions
and It's a hotter thing to keep tho lid
on them sometimes. ;
No harmful ding in tlnrlifld Te.t; N.i
tine's laxative -it ih coiupoml wholly of
cli'itn, Mveet, health-giving Ilcrln! For con
stipation, liver nnd kidney troubles.
Even when tho gates of prayer aro
shut the gates of toarB aro open.
Hebrew proverb.
Tired Women
can get back the
strength they
used to have if
they will take a
treatment of the
famous tonic
laxative herb
tea,
Lane's Family
Medicine
(called also Lane's Tea)
Its cost is only 25 cents a
package and a package will
last a mouth.
It curesbackache, sideache,
beanng-dowu pains, indiges
tion and constipation.
AH druggists sell it, 25c.
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