i.miwiiiffi' !.""' t-w A,-rrf' vsf f W GOVERNMENT LAND OPENING UNDER CAREY ACT. May C, tho Stnto Land Commissioner of Wyoming will distribute 7,000 ncroa Irrigated land nt Cooper Lake, near Laramie and Denver, on main line of. Union I'aclllc; CO cents per acre. Old est Reservoir and Direct Water Rights; ?5 an acre cash and J3 nn acre an. nually for ten yenrs. Free trip and two town lots to all who apply before May 1. Write for application and cir culars. Tallinadge-nuntln Lnnd Co., Agents, 2nd floor, Railway Exchange-, Chicago. Agents wanted. The Only Way. Mrs. Sunflower I'ete Green am get ting to bo quite an artist. Dey say ho Dm wedded to his art. Do yo' think yo' could be wedded to yo' art, Sam? Sam Sunflower (with a yawn) Wall yeas, if art could cook a good dlnnah en tako In enuff washing to keep me In tobacco money. Important to Mothers. Examlno carefully every bottlo of CASTORIA a sufo and sure remedy for Infants and children, and sec that It CearB tho Signature In Use For Over HO Ycaro. The Kind You Have Always Bought. His First Practice. Tho old farmer stood In front of tho "Ilumnn Frog" In the museum. "How did yeou ever find out yeou were n contortionist?" he drawled, curiously. '"Sh!" whispered the contortionist. "It's n secret, but I onco tried to dress in tho upper beith of a Pullman sleeper." Professor Munyon hns just Issued a mo&t beautiful, useful and completo Al manac; it contains not onlyall thcscleu llilc Information concerning the moon's phases, in nil the latitudes, but has il lustrated articles on how to read char acter by phrenology, palmistry and birth month. It also tolls all about card rendlnc, birth stones nnd their meaning, and gives the Interpretation of dreams. It teaches beauty culture, J manicuring, gives weights nnd meas ures, and antidotes for poison. In fact, It Is a Magazine Almannc, that not only gives valuable Information, but will afford much amusement for every member of tho family, especlnlly for parties and evening entertainments. Farmers and people In the rural dis tricts will find this Almanac almost Invnluahle. It will he sent to anyone absolutely freo on application to the MUNYON REMEDY COMPANY, PHILADEL PHIA. Architectural Note. Judge lialcom was talking to a crowd on tho street a few days ngo, telling them tho proper way to put shingles on n house. He said: "The old rule was to allow six inches of the shingle to 'show to the weather,' but that Is too much. You should al low not moro than four Inches to show." Some wag remarked In a mat-ter-of-fact tone to the Judge: "How would It do not to let any show?" Tho Judge replied, "I've seen roofs mnde Hint way; but It takes a great many shingles." Then tho Judge wanted to get mad when tho crowd laughed. Twiggs County (Ga.) Citizen. Early Morning Poems. "Why, Hlram," began Mrs. Duseri bery, glancing up from her favorite newspaper nt her husband on tho op posite sldo of the table, "did you ever hear of such a thing? Here Is a piece about a man who writes four magazine poems every morning before breakfast. Must bo quite n strain on him to do nil that writing on an empty stomach. Don't you think so, Hiram?" "Well, I dunno about that," re sponded Hiram dryly. "I reckon a man wouldn't have such a terrible strain on him writln' tho sort of magazlno pomes we run across now'dnys with his stomach an' head both empty!" Invention of Porcelain. At a display of porcelain in China nn exhibitor, said that Chinese lltern turo ascribes tho invention of porco lain to a period some 25 centures be fore Christ. Foreign experts aro by no means certain that tho art oxlstod before the seventh century of this era. PRIZE FOOD Palatable, Economical, Nourishing. A Nobr. woman hnB outlined tho prize food in n few words, and that from personnl experience. She writes: "After our long oxpcrlenco with Grape-Nuts, I cannot say enough In its Xnvor. Wo have used this food almost continually for seven years. "Wo sometimes tried other adver tised breakfast foods but wo Invariably returned to Grape-Nuts as tho most pal atable, economical and nourishing of all. "When I quit tea and coffee nnd ho gan to uso Postum and Grnpe-Nuts I was a norvous wreck. I was so ir ritable I could not sleep nights, had no interest in life. "After using Grape-Nuts a short time I began to Improve and nil these ail ments have disappeared and now I am a well woman. My two children havo been nlmost raised on Grape-Nuts, which they eat three times a day. "They aro ptcturcs of health nnd hnvo never had tho least symptom of stomach trouble, even through the most sovero slego of whooping cough they could retain Grape-NutB when all else failed. "Grape-Nuts food has saved doctor hills, and hns been, theroforo, a most economical food for us." Nnmo given by I'ostutn Co., Battlo Creek, Mich. Read "Tho Road to Well vllle," in pkgs. "Thoro's a Reason." IJier renil Hip nliim lollerf A new one uppt-nrM from lime to lime. Tfct-y nro Kenuliir, true, uud full of Iniuiuu ktlarent. w Musings of the Metropolis News of New Outlined in y&wws;.urysww Chicken Farm Now NEW YORK. ningham Is the Imp plest man In New York not Hlng ham who Is at the head of our police department, hut Ezra C. Hlngham, who is at the head of the engineering nnd mechanical departments of tho Waldorf-Astoria. Hlnghnm la happy he cause, after years of urging, he has at last pursuaded Georgo C. Holdt to per mit him to establish a chicken farm on tho roof of the mngnlllcent hostelry on Fifth nvenue over which Mr. Holdt presides. Hlngham Is a farmer from tho far weBt. A big, Htnlwnit fellow, with the breezy atmosphere of the prairies still clinging to him. During the warm spring, Bummer and early autumn, when the doors and windows were all open and Hlngham could breathe something like pure air, ho did not mind living In tho Waldorf Astoria, but when tho late fall and winter months came and like every one else doing Indoor work he had to be housed many hours of the day, his mind reverted to the old life iu the west and he longed to bo back on the farm raising live stock of somo sort. Mrs. Stirling Once a ALONG thnt thoroughfnre sometimes known ns "Tho Grent White Way," the chorus girls aro all gossiping over the remarkable English achievements of one of their number, Clara Taylor, now In the divorce court nt Edin burgh. Scotland, as Mrs. John Alexan der Stirling. There nre those In paint and patchouli who say that Mrs. Stirling's confessed fondness for Lord North land, who has been nnmed In her bus bnnd's suit for divorce, should not be a matter for surprise, as. sho was al ways partial to the nobility nnd ns a show girl in London, nfter leaving New York, she was always surrounded by the unmarried young gentlemen of title. Clnra Taylor came to New York from Washington in 1001. Sho brought a letter of Introduction to the editor of a dramatic paper. Sho got a job on the paper and worked thero two dnys. Sho was only 1G years old, so sho said. She was attractive, and nppeared to bo well educated and well brought up. Sho was looked upon ns a runaway from home, an innocent, heedless young thing. Hut sho gathered wisdom In those first days of her Hrondway life, gath ered it quicker than did Solomon or the Queen of Sheba, nnd soon lowered g, Il7n 1 II h v U wK "Tim" Sullivan's Annual Shoe Party TPSp DIG TIM" SULLIVAN'S annual D distribution of shoes and woollen socks among his friends and support ers in the Howcry took place tho other dny. Five thousand pairs of shoes were distributed nt the Metamora club, on the Howery. "Llttlo Tim" Sullivan attended the nffnir in tho cnpnclty of master of ceremonies, although the actual work of passing out the shoes wns accom plished by a selected corps of workers. Ono day recently men In Howery lodging houses received invitations to tho nffalr from Sullivan. The line of "denr friends" formed early In front of tho Sullivan Btrong hold. It extended south n distance of two blocks. Policemen who confined Alfred G. Vanderbilt in New Romance SOCIETY is constructing a new ro mance, Eleanor Sears and Alfred G. Vanderbilt have been cast for tho leading roles. Ever since Mr. Vanderbilt sailed awny for Europe the other day and MIsb Sears, the Hoston society girl, waved good-hy to him from tho dock, gossip has connected their nnmes. Miss Senrs and her mother wero in tho party which went to tho dock with Mr. Vanderbilt n few minutes boforo Balling tlmo to seo him off. Not a mo ment of tho Interval before tho "going ashore" whistle hounded wero Mr. I York Town Brief Form. on Waldorf Roof "I don't see," snld Illngham to Mr Holdt one day, "why New Yorkers don't have some sort of farms on the roofs, of course they enn't have dairy fauns, hut they might have chicken farms or squab farms." "We can't have farms," said Mr Holdt, "but we can have roof gardens both summer and winter, anil this wlih ter we will open a garden on the tool' of this hotel which will be as good as. a farm. Wo will spend $100,000 to make this winter garden and sun par lor tho finest In the woild. Now Is your chance, Dlnghnm. You mny hnv chickens, ostriches or birds of para dise up there If you like, so long as they nre an attraction." Hlngham saw his chance nnd took It, With the icsnlt that he has In n few months built the finest and most com plete chicken innch In the world on tho roof of the $8,000,000 Wuldorf-As torhi. Way up In the towois, abovo the plane of the roof, ho has construct ed the most complete modern nnd ex pensive chicken houses ever seen, and stocked them with the llnest breeds of white Wyandottes and white Leghorns to he found In America. Hlngham hns 12i chickens in tills ranch, nil of which ho has hatched In Incubators on the picmlses. They lay from fid to 75 eggs dally. These eggs are not for sale, but arc given to poor Invalids who cannot afford such luxuries, or to any guests of the hotel who may be 111 and require such delicate food as a fresh-laid egg. Broadway Nomad nil records for holding nnd resigning Jobs ns a show girl. In one week she had six different places. The little runaway girl from Wash ington brought her New York stage enreer to an end when she tried the patience of George Ledercr, seven years ago, when Ledercr hud on "The Wild Robc" She wns In tho chorus of this company, along with Evelyn Nes bit, Mazlo Follette and Vlda Whltmoro. Eddie Foy, then playing In the piece, Indulged In a little joke, and this meant the turning point In the enreer of Clara Taylor. "Why don't you go on bnrefooted?" ho suggested to Miss Taylor as the chorus stood In tho wings, waiting for the cue to romp on the stage. "Why not?" nsked tho lass. And down she sat on the boards and stripped off shoes nnd stockings. Hare footed and barelegged she went down to the footlights, Inaugurating the Trilby dnnco In New York. At tho close of tho show MIsb Tay lor packed her handbag and went forth seeking another Job. Having run tho gamut of the New York shows, sho went to her friends nnd collected enough money to take her to London. Sho landed In the chorus of "Tho Earl and tho Girl," playing nt tho A del phi theater. In the company wore mnny American girls, friends of Miss Tuylor. These friends found that Miss Tay lor had n suitor In John Alexander Stirling, nnd that she wns well sup plied with money. Tho announcement thnt she had married Stirling did not surprise tho profession on this side of tho water. their attentions to the tnsk of trying to keep the shoo seekers from ex tending their line into the street said there were more men In line thnn Inst year. Tho line led up the nartow stairs into a big clubroom on the second floor. At one end of this room the Hhoes nnd socks were idled In a stack extending almost to the celling. Ab each man entered ho surrendered his ticket of invitation and told an attend ant his size of Bhoo. Most of tho shoes given nwny were numbered nlno and ten, although there were some eight's. Thero whs nothing smaller than nn eight, nnd nil the shoes that wero distributed were of excellent wearing quality. "nig Tim" Sullivan looked In during tho nfternoon to see that everything was running smoothly. Ills appearance was greeted with cheer's. Somo of his friends remained In the club till the last pair of shoes was given nwny. Thcso friends reported that thero were many new faces In the assemblage. Vnnderbllt nnd Miss Senrs separated, nnd the millionaire's attention to the young woman was generally comment ed upon. When Mr. Vanderbilt bonrded the vessel, he was accosted by a man be lieved to bo his lawyer, and after a few momenta of earnest conversation ho was seen to sign a number of legal looking documents. Mr. Vnndeibllt Bald he was going abroad to prepare for another season of coaching In England. The names of Alfred O. Vnnderbllt and MIsb SeniB have never been asso ciated before, and for this reason their ovldontly firm friendship wbb all tho more remarked. They have been fre quently together in past seasons nt Newport, however. Miss Sears, scv oi al years ago, was reported to he en gaged to Harold Vanderbilt, n cousin of Alfred G. it j I ml Personnl knowledge IW tins comnctitivc nnc and possessor in the front ranks of The Well Informed of tho World. A vat fund of personal knowledge is really essential to the achievement ot the highest excellence in any field of human effort. A Knowledge of Forms, Knowledge of Functions and Knowl edge of Products arc all of the utmost value nnd in questions of life and health when a Utc and wholesome remedy is desired it should be remembered that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., is an ethical product which has met with the approval of the most eminent physicians and gives universal satisfaction, because it is a remedy of l... l!s 1M.. lwMnlinHnn M1 Knniim lnmnnnAnl Pjirta nnd has won the valuable natronaac of millions of tho Well Informed of the A world, who know of 'their own and best ot family laxatives, for This valuable remedy lias under the name of Syrup of wide acceptance as the most excellent family laxative. As to pure laxative principles, obtained from Senna, nre well known to physicians and the Well Informed ot the world to be the best we have adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as more fully descriptive of the remedy, but doubtless it will always be called for by the shorter name of Syrup of Figs nnd to get its beneficial effects, always note, when purchasing, the full name of the Co.- ADDRES8EQ LOUISVILLE, KY. A Substitute for Work. "Physical culture, father, Is perfect ly lovely!" exclaimed an enthusiastic miss just homo from college. "Look! To develop tho nrms I grasp this rod by ono end nnd move It slowly from right to left." "Well, well!" exclaimed the father; "what won't science discover! If that rod had straw at the other end of it you'd bo sweeping." Success Maga zine. Hod, Wcnk, AVenry, Watery Hym Ttclluved by Murine Kyu llemrtly. Com pounded ly Kxpcrlenceil I'hyHleluiiH. Con VorniH to I'uro Wood and DniK l.iiws. 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For children teething, oftene thaKurai, reduce la. tunmiUon, alliyi pain, euros wind ooUu. 15c a bottle. Call a spade a spade, and you may get It In the neck. .Allcn'd Poflt-KnftP.it Towdor hnrfwollrn.fcwratlnKfwi. (JIvnalnManirrllrf. Tho crlulnul powder fur tlio feet. Tic at all Druuiclkti. The common people bcllevo without proof. Tncltus. Registered U, b, I'at. Offlc The genuine sold everywhere PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more pood brlohter and latter colon than am other dye. One tOe oackaoe color all fiber. Thet de In cold water better than any other die. You can dio Biu Wrmenf without ripping oparu Writo lor IreebooUot-Hon to Dye, Bleach and Mw Color. MONROE DftUO CO., Quinsy, tlllnolu, j OF Personal Knowledge? is the winnina factor in the culminatinR when of ample character it places its personal knowledge and from actual use that which no extravagant or unreasonable claims been long and favorably known Figs and has attained to world Company California Fig Syrup printed on the front of every package, whether you call for Syrup of Figs or by the full name Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. lAnesymp SAN FRANCISCO. CAU VJ.S.A. LONDON, ENGLAND. Are You Protected against pneumonia, which so often comes with a sudden chill, or con gestion of the lungs the results of neglected colds ? If not you should have a safe and sure rem edy at hand all the time. DR.D.JAYNE'S EXPECTORANT has proved to be the most effective rem edy known for colds, coughs, pneu rnonia,bronchitls,inllammationof chest and lungs. It relieves and cures the disease by removing the cause. Get It today and you'll be ready for tomorrow. Sold everywhere in three size lollies, $1 00, 50c. 25c. SICK HEADACHE CARTER'S Positively cured by these Little Pills. m I nicy niso relieve ins HITYLC treHHfroinI)yHjeHln,Iu- ln I Pf I dlRCNtlouiinilToo Hearty Mm Vfc.K' a,'"K- A perfect rein- fl fl O leily Sur Dl"l'icss, Nnu- MM " tfcj, I Ben, DrownlnesH, Bad J3JB TuHtelntlieMoiith,Coat- HlH led Tonntie, Pain In tho " Im.., TOliriD LIVEH. They regulate the UoweU. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Similc Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. DEFIANCE STftRCH-i: ;.;'.: other ttarrhni onlr M ounre lama price and "DEFIANCE' 18 SUPERIOR QUALITY. CARTERS iTTtE WlVER PILLS. MAPLEINE Ask for the Baker's Cocoa bearing this trade mark. Don't be misled by imitations XTfS contcsls of fortunate &$ it is the first fl( are made. 7 jr - . INCORPORATED NEW YORK.N.Y' 45 to 50 Bu. of Wheat Per Acre have been grown on farm land in WESTERN CANADA Much let would be tatiilactory. The gen eral average ii abovo twenty buineli. "Allure loud In their prnlte of the nrcut crop and that won derful country." A- UkI from correspondence Niltoml EdltorUt MsocUUon of August, 1903. It it now possible to secure a homestead o 160 acres (tee and another I CO acres at $3.00 per acre. j Hundreds have paid the cost oi their farms (if purchased) and then had a balance of from $10.00 to $ 1 2.00 per acre from one crop. Wheat, barley, , oats, flax all do well. Mixed farming is a great success and dairying is highly profitable. Excel lent climate, splendid schools and churches, rail. ' ways bring most every district within easy reach of market. Railway and land companies havo lands for tale at low prices and on easy terms. "Last nest Wet"pamphlet and mnp nent I free. For these and Information ns to how to arcure lowest rullwny rates, apply to Superintendent of Immluratlon, Ottawa, Canada, or the authorised Canadian Govern ment Airentt i W. V. BENNETT, 101 New York Lilt Bulldloi. Omtbi, Nebraska. ONE DOLLAR A MONTH will protect you nirulnut loss flf Idf.ninn ilnjilnr'd l.lllu ..... IH cane you nre Hick or Injured nnd regulur occupation, llcnetltu ore ,I.A 1... .. 'll.... ever offered. , National Fidelity & Casualty bumpany Omnha. Nub. ! national! Tile HtrouireU krlDEUTYc., Aceiuent uud CMUAirrG Ueultn liisur- k OMAHA i nnco Co. of . NIU-J itebruHlcu. AOKNTS WANTED W. N. U LINCOLN, NO. 9, 1909. A flavoring tlutt Ih lifted the Rnmens lemon or vitnillii. Iiy i1Ihu1vIiik (.'mnululed xugur In vnter nnd lidding Miipleiue, u dellc Ioiih nyrup In made and a arrup bettertlmn maple. Miiplclmi In mM lijrKroeerik 1 f not wind 84c f or 2(z.tot.undroclpubook. trntBr. ro.,Kttul. HB2SI V I t a n -rmm CTiwSflswrtsMwn' rrxtwK m w wiiii.an -n-fi IMsM.stsjmrwiw