'lrirTB7itaHBR1irMisr8 . A. ' 4. .t ' xv . ' It.' fH lzmK?7i?T,trT,m S i 3 i. . -f.wKJaWSCS LSH9WBBK'MSj'ii. t-Jf $&3Quk; w.fr,!;- iHDijimmmt, rf,fmt.iF h.ta 77 i(mrs. L fXj m in ft; If" IS' M) 1 . V S M (WASHINGTON IETTCK. ' There was a one ilmo unwritten law 3n fctcnatojthat new members of that Sody should ho lllto chlhlron, seen but .not heard but the prceodont has been .so shattered by a few roari g young tori like La Follcttp mid Hoverldgo sujiI others that thero was only a mild tson.satlon this woolc wlien Sunator Cuuinihis of Ohio delivered Ids uiatdon vpeuuh on tho subject of postals sav ings bank. The now Senator win not iiar.od as he would liave been in the old day by J sneaking to empty; scats or ' .bating to endure Irrelevant interrupt ''' ' Ult I'd"' n fnlrlyjlargo number of Uil.s.colleaguos in tholr places and was .leolnrcd by thorn lator lo hnvo'ue quitted lilmsclf Hid a votornn. l.eprconlitUo Knmuy of Illinois in iiodticed'a lltllo frcnMitlonnllsm Into Uie proceedings of tho House Tuesday by a ftpeeoh in which ho accused the President of a inls'dateinenL of facts in his special inobengo to Congress eoncorning the I'auatuii Canal In l'JUtl nd an attack on Mr. Cromwell for his 'joiincctiou with airuir-i in Panama as JfJcnoral Counsel for the I'anam Canal Company. He closed his speech with .ji promise or a threat to tlnlsh .Mr. dxvroll up at some later date and said -"when I am through with this man Cromwell tie President and tlio Prcsl ilci)tolecl are welcome to all that Is Jeft of him." .Mr. Rninoy wont buck our hundred years Into the history of JPAiiama, brought, it up to date and vuoueludod with a prediotiou'Jfor tlio dfuturi) in which the United Statos is do wreck itself on tliosamo rocks which foundered the French Canal sulieino. Air. Cromwell was characterized as Abe "Nation's despollor" and he in sinuated that the Prosideut-elcct has .been a party to schemes on tlio Isthmus which has bcon of profit to Mr Crom well his personal friends and Charles i Tuft, his brother. Sensations have ibocoino so common In Congress of late that they have lost their edgo and so ninny have had a hand in the pastime of spunking the President thatu charge' against the President-elect is regarded jis ii mild affair. An oldorly white mured man who Jins spent the most productive part of ids life ouashcop ranch In Montana, tlio benign Senator Carter of Montana js responsible for the proposition to have a road about two hundred foot wide from tlio front door of the White Home to the buttle field of (Jot tysburg with spaces along it allotted to each Main which will be called upon to erect .ijroui s of statuary or monuments suit Jible as a Lincoln Memorial. The pro position sounds well. A national mom. oii.il to the gre t president Is desirable anirt such 11 highway might well embody the nrlilieand patriotic soutlmontof the K)opiu but curried out it might ro .sult In such mother group of statu nry horrors us u ay be seen in tho to tuna of tlieCiipltol or in some of the hqiui es of Washington. Nothing short of physical violence it seems em er adicate from ho Amo lean mind the love of equestrian statues and tlio thought of fifty miles or war heroes v'tttreerlng and cavorting on impossible Uiorses is one to make tuo most stoical JUU'ichnnsive. Of course tho auto tnobiosof New York, Philadelphia, .Baltimore and Washington are charm -udHtthe idea of a road surpassing '.ttiat at Dayto'.a for motor racing but artists and architects are Hooding Aholr members in Congress with ap peals to leave the decision about the jidoruinotit of the roai to those who It now sumethinguboutart. Three pro posit mis aro boforo Congress for the construction of a proper memorial to .Lincoln. One provides for the roa 1 to Gettysburg, 'mother lor a monument ciy-on a loe.it ion so.th of the Washing ttou.nmiiliUic.nt anil third for a im-iiMr-uVaioli or p.'tlbtyle betwouu the mw ituuui sliitiuu and the Capitol. It ha uiWiUe MiguCsVil that the Capitol Wioimds tie extended and suitable mo . Miiieul be placed in Ui.'in as a memor ial. I. II Ibiruli.iiu tluMllstliimiUheil atcbitcct lus 'allied from Europe that . peristy e and a moiiumenta' aroh ilteulurii treatment, of the enlr.mco -way to the Capitol in no matter whose jihiui it N eri'itled is demaiidoil by a t Istic reqiili'eiiiiiil and it won d ci .Xaiiily seutu t. the lay mtuil u buttm xsoliithrti I the disturbing proldun li:ii hiii) huriiMt statue in the rlvei front or even an imilati. in of an Ap .lii.in W;y tv'Ue'tysbtug. AU'thls tnllc about Uryan, or 'iny otltor ilumooral, irylug in inject poli tics iuto the sUti univei'.sity is tout Jttyrot. Tho p--op sitiou which Mr. JJryau favors, nuil-nhieli is favored by ?onio of tho best fri.-ndu thouidvei'ity ever had, uiorely puividesthul the poll'. -Meal Science depirlment -,,l Income . in integral part of tho university in stead oi a nit-re hide issue s It uort is. ThoiVj is notlilug ol partisiiu spirit in' ik vvhtilo.iipittur. Mr. Ilryim i al iMdyiuaiii tain lug several sehular.shlps nt tin sta o university, the interest on his donations bum p.dd to Hie sttiil ills whojU'ikn Hie best .shotviiig In juerl.un lines of -tody un I' lesi-ari'h. .iiliig to tiud anything lu the deiiio xifaiiiirogriun tint may be 'iilrlj ent Jolml,.'the lepiiblietii organs and load viftiity Uaopltng fio fmlicw of tho l.i wry r i w'lio, 1 aMn iipooii c e.4,ous " t"e opp.di ion, ' mill ai now "its nig UOHU" U.I a V'-'l!"!11 ' r' ' uig pi .t. lice A Poem by Mrs. Henry Burden, Cawkt r, Hunsns. 'Jhe Mas That Wi:xtto Kansas. I've just got back from Kansas, To my homo in Illinois, And tho sights I saw in Kansas, Have tilled my soul with joyri, Vor tho Holds of corn are waving, And tho sun is shining bright, Tho harvester stands waiting And the harvest is in sight. I've just got back from frunsns, And here's' what I urn told, That KaiiBas corn for U)08, ' Will sell for much more gold, Thau this whole, county will produce, Along its present lines, In gold and silver both combined 1'iomjts entire mines i J'vo jiiit got back front Kansas, And I'm dead stuck on the state, Its people ato on easy street, i Its climato'ii simply great, Its larms aro rolling parkways, And the llowcr.- thntailoiu The meadows and tho hillsidu, Are c un corn corn. I've just got liac from Kansas, And there 1-s nothing that can hold, Orscpciatc her farmers, From this Hood ot yellow g Id, i She's got initio tlmu a plenty, , And uaiisas can live high, And blow themselves for yeais to como And still put something by. Yes I've just got back from Kansas, And tho tunny man Kin poke, His pieces in tlio paper, And laugh -and scoll and joke, About tho Kansas faimer, And tho whiskers that he grows, And tho way those whiskers lluttor, When tho Ka-ikis zephyrs blows. Hut I'd rather live In Kansas', Among her busting cribs, Than to live horo iu Chcago, A writing funny squibs, So if any Kansas farmers, Thinks his whiskers don't adorn, His fuco-why I will wour thorn, If he'll dtvoy up his com WhenYou old ' ' v- t'J i ' . w . .? t,. Jv ks.t? ' One vny is to pny no nttcnMon ? I.J ii, ui i.aai HUl Ulllil II uc- . vclops into pneumonia, orl U. Olenitis, or pleurisy. An-f other way is to ask yourdo-5 iwi aucut Ayer s t.ncrry lJcc-f juiitifi for coKL," Cn fake Ii Do a'; lie says, ; s.) way. j A ?uu . :. v ir foruiulrfu fl i H o ' banUU ).; ol H rv . r ' uW ' bo.oi cc si l MJj&TS wcoSr-4 CIBIaasIsvrcrJrisc3I3I3Ir.,' When the bowela arc constipated, i sonous substances arc absorbed im- ' blood instead of beingdaily rcitio the body as nature intended, h i this danger, doctors always Inquire the condition of the bowels. Ayer's i'lln. illa bj tho J. C. Ayor Co., Lowoll, M. j&ji&iiiii ;.-j"-"ttt." ilJ V--" The gr ?htn' l l' 1 ' ' " og ga:ic ihcM.8irur i , i . 1-umer all conditions, Xiuutt i ' -. uc built whit this idea foremost. l'lio mrchnnUm Is nlmplo.itrone, per .'-c. )' -JlunUil.qulcUanilce-ylncpefmlon, v Vhe Tffacin oolldtcfihntl rids ejector js . fp a proteclair wall of m-'ol bt'ia ft ur head nnd t!t cartridge, prevenl S r- wder nnd cases blowlnc lind , throw tlm i Us n'V from you and rllov ntim, y ...cututc, tlTcc,lve ripeat shots. n Tile Soerlrt S!nnltrttn Ouii.. I pie hard f.nd otrn,,,;, Si t ay maa f,lf Jj I h'h pever cartridurs nnd 10 re-ist t H 1 C -p oti the BatUnl wyMnm lor ercuUtt i curacy nnd killinc pawer. TVTadt In Models "93 ntid "Oi, calibres .25 to .45. nnd fully deicrlbcd und Illustrated (with all either 7J?f: ... I v3!L-s7 Peolers) In our 150- ' T&WoiW Pac2 entn'oir. Free t. Jjjgfr for 3 stamps pestice. B ffifffflcrr 'z rearms Gt'.. 42 Willow Street. NEW HAVEN. CONN. The Black Sheep. "What," naked tho man who had ro turned to his native town after an nb senco of many years, "boenmo of Kd rorRiison?" "Kd? Oh, bo's iloln' lino. Got the best livery stable nn whore arouml lioro and runs tho depot bank." "Lot's spo; ho had n youiiKor broth or. hudn't ho?" "Voa; Lorn. Ho novoi aumimtod to much. Wroto pantry and painted pic tures. I guess tho family kind ot dis owned him. At loatt, he went nw.ty sovcrnl years ngo, and I duuno what over loennio of him." ir- wca. j - r . -4M'."i. .. . . s&p&muiv ' I "times. 5ty " Hyt th"i'Q.flif'ifM BACK TO THE TOWN COUNTRY LIFE PALLED ON THF SUBURBANITE, Real Facts of the Case Somewhat Different from the Explanation He Made to His City Friend. Tho year around the city resident nnd tho summer suburbanite wore car rying on n conversation over their hurried nponday lunch. ".Must ho mighty nil fired crimpy around the edges out In the country theso dnys," suggested tho city man. , "Don't believe I'd llko living out In tho country those dnyu . without steam heat nnd tilings. You'll bo hiking into town pretty quick now, I B'pose." "0, not for nwhllo yet," rcturnnd tho summer suburbanite. "This Is really tho flncHt time of tho year to bo in tlii country. It Is n trilto'cilnp when you get out of bed In tho morn ing, of course, but then It beats tho city at that. Somo might oxchnngc tho good country air for tt few city comforts, hut not inc. A little cold Isn't going to hurt mc." This was n day or two ago. The following morning when tho summer suburbanite- crawled out from under tlio covers tho thermometer wno down nround 10. "Holy Jumpln .Tamos M. Johosaphat, but it's cold In this barracks!" ex claimed tho S. S. to his wlfo. "Talk about your polar expeditions nnd tholr hardships. They lumn't,got much on this! What arc wo staying out In a place llko this for, anyhow? Never saw such n bleak habitation as this, If you'd call it n habitation, in nil my troublous life. What's your idea In sticking to it plnco llko this for when wo'vo got n house thero In town with n furnnco and hot water nnd bath tub and all such things? That'B whnt I'd llko to know! I surely would. "If I wanted to froozo to death I could do it right in town any good winter day. I wouldn't need to como clear out hero to tho country to do it. Holy mackerel but that water's cold! Don't oven daro wash your faco in this Greenlnndlsh place! And I'm sorving notice on you right at this juncture thnt we're going into town to-day, and wo're colnc to stav there until next summer. Us for town. In cold weather a man's supposed to live in town whero thoy'vo got radiators and such like. That's what towns aro for." Then tho other day the suburbanite nnd his friend met ngaln nt lunch. "So you've moved back to town, hnvo you?" spoke up the year-around-city man. "Thought you'd got enough of thnt country business In this sort of weather." "O, yes, I moved In," ownod up the Into suburbanite. "It was lino out thero, hut my wlfo Just naturally wouldn't stnnd for It. Said she couldn't keep warm. And you know how use less it Is to argue with a woman. I had to come In. Hated like Snm Hill to do It. though." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Clever Work of Beavers. A peculiar fact was dlscovorcd at tho reservoir nt Saddloback pond re cently at Itangeley, when beavers work In dam construction wns found to Interfere with tho wator supply from Saddleback stream. These busy engineers had constructed a tight dam, which had retained considerable of the supply of tho mountain reservoir, and workmen each day tore out their work, only to find it rebuilt on tho noxt visit. Good-sized troe sections had been hauled in and plnced In tho dam by tho beavers. After sovoral destructions of tho beavers dnms there was again found to ho a stop pago In tho supply of wator through tho main pipes. Tho dam had not been rebuilt, but on closo Investigation it was found that those cunning en gineers, In revenge, apparently, had built a donso screen across tho strain er, which had prevented tho How of water through tho main pipe Kenne bec Journal. Deer Seeks Mall Carrier's Protection. A deor ran cIoho to the mail wagon of Edward Casshly when near tho homo of II. P. llllss, in Sheflleld, re cently, and willingly gave itself Into tho custody of tho mall carrier, who drove off tho dogs. Tho several dogs which followed close upon tho trail of tho frightened nnd almost exhausted door had ovi dontly followed their coveted prey many mllos, for tho deer, though near ly full grown and vory lleot of foot, was almost roady to drop from sheor ex haustlon when Undo Sam's mail ills tributor happened along. Since tho law protecting doer from hunters at all seasons has boon In of fer4 they havo boon exceptionally nu merous throughout southern Hark- shire, nnd have frequently been seon In vlllago streets, a well as with herds of cattle, but this Is tho first ono that has been enpturod alono In tho open. Horkshlro Courier. Perpetual. "No, sir, I will not resign," said tho offlceholder. "Why should I? Thoro are no charges against mo." "IJut I understand that charges havo boon formulated." "Havo, oh? Well, you don't expect mo to resign under tiro, I bono, Nover!" A Hlah-Prlced Dinner. First Cannibal 1 think I'll oat that mllllonalro to-morrow. Second Cannibal You nhvays did havo CNpcii8lvo tastr3. hPtlf) .O That Is Jast What I Am Trying To Do. YOU ARE TlrJED OF CIiIpljlG THESE STAIRS, BUT you wm ciimo mem again mis wee before the present stock is exhausted I will let you in on ON THE GROUND FLOOR In The Matter of PRICES on New Pianos in Stock. ) FOUR PIANOS SOLD IN JANUARY; FOUR PIANOS YF.T TO SELL QUICK. lssssH IkbE-ssvIssssssHssI"1" You can save enough to pay for an Average Musical Education, and maybe don't know it. Call And See. o. V. POTTER BLOCK UPSTAIRS, f SAY, niSTERI Do you know thnt it will pay YOU, a-s well us US, to buy your Building Ma torial and Coal at ouryards? Not only that our prices averaqe lower, or ut least as low, as those of our competit ors, but ukoausH wo take especial care of and protect nil can be classed ah Ii H UUI.AK GUSTO M K Ii S PLA TT & Coal. &(.,. - i v?z W-" ' rf II IS NOT A; ,VY I ri POLICY to go without ins raucf, The risk Hssiimod is too gro.t for ilio -.mull premium you keep in ".our pocket. Kitfiin out how ui'iny t!ii-s you Nxmld luivo to he tiveli nunuy II' u in ordi r to mve the value oi' jour hoii.eaud nntenth. Tiien eoiishler thutyoii ipay hnvo a tit u lids vory niulit. The cost of even lUtij blnstu will be inoie than Hi- pie iniiiui tif Til.!. INhl)UAN(!K VOW YK.ltS U'ter Irnvt nil- issue you m p .loy to-day, ll'sa whotti lot b -,1 tr to lie snie I ban s 'fry, ' inat.j'nu un instil j. in n hs Ix'on. , M I artJ' ui ijaur A 'trifrf . - JUiJU, . wlJ I .. I tfvuwHr,- 1'V jPI iffti'1rJ!lreF .i-i vvi fr UDinewoanorioori 111 Cash OR CREDIT ARGABRIOHT c t PRBES CO. Lumber. There aro ninny people who buffer I irom iiacicaciio, UlieumutiMii, Lumbago land similar ailmonts who are not aware tlie.se aro symtons tionblu. Plneuloi for thy as a tonic and regulator and bladder und mirifv of kidney kidney act to kidney the blood. 30 day's trial 81. 00 bold by Honry Cook Personal oxporienco withu tubo of ManKuu Pile Komody will convinco j on it Is immediate lollef for a'l forms of piles. Can bo applied directly to tho affected parts, reducing inflamma tion swelling and itching Ciuarautecd Price a.u Sold by Henry Jook. ; Coldh contracted at this hciiMin of ' tho year should be troated with I lees I Laxatlyo Congli Syrup, it clean I he head and throat, ustant relief for i-ought-. colds t roup, hoaiheiie.s.s jauil bioiiehbil troubles, hhould lie ' kM't in the house for children. It is , pleasant to take and gently laxative, (imirniitei-d. Sold by Henry Cook. Woods Liver Aledieine In luml.1 I fill 111 ii'L'llliitiw tint II v. iv mil.. vol .. ) .hiMiditehououslipatloiisti.iuiiuh. khlnuv uis niers iiiki uui lis n gentle Inxatlvu. It. Is purtluuiiirv r eonunenile I fop laiiudleu chills, fever and iniihiiia. Its tunic etl'eet-. on ih- entl e mMcui lire lett With the llrst ih so Tim' Sl.UI biittb' ctiita iu i l'i times as much as mnch us Ute .l()c. sl. Pleasant .to take Sold by Henry Co6k, ' u' un rati', term, and upturn and ,,,,., ( .. ... .....i,, ,.., i. , r . ..... .!.., V J.'l .. 1 illtll ii-l.l U wait, iiioney always ou baud. A J f thi: k or RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA. ' ROAD NOTICE To Whom It Nay Concern. The Commissioner appointed to lo , cate a public road commencing at the j North East corner of section 10 in town i ship 1, range 12, iu Webster County, Nebraska, running thence west on the section Hue between sections 18 and 10 in salil township and range, and ter minating at tht Franklin County boundary line, has reportod in favor of the establishment thereof, all object ions thereto and claims for dninairo must be filod in tho ofllee of tho Coun ty Clerk of said county on or beforo noon of tho l.'ltlt day oLMarch, lllO'J, of such road will Im estalislied witliou t. reference tiicreto. x Datod January t 10u0. E. W. Ross, ska Li County Clerk Pinoitlos for tho Kidneys are little golden globulus which mil directly on the kidnovs. A trnil will cmivtnnn you of (j.uiec results for llaokache Rheumatism, Lumbago and tired worn out feelings. 30 days trial SUM. They purify tho blood. Sold by Henry Cook Swift's Premium Hams and Bacon Worn Roon rcsh Meats Red Cloud, Neb B':4feMjtMAx:XE&SA$5hl. 7Lxy3sssssssssssssssssP ssssHarsssssssHsssssHslsBlk HijHIHI" sssK LM W It . 7m tekimmm 1 Q 1 yll rabka. JMi fcS1 F J, II llailej,