t ! y LTTBflPiPPW'PBgSy" , -rfri mi OFTEN THE CASE, -S fy ( ?' k i "3 H I ffl "I "I "I "I "i ; Gossip of What Is Goind On at the National Capital. fLs-. 555 isruiisgMnBM New Ships to Make WASHINGTON. Tho navy clonal t niont oxiicrtu figure that tho United Slnt.cs navy will bo tho first In runk In the world when tho four new .battleships proposed by Secretary Newberry have been completed. ' Tho approximate time of tho com ldetlon of these ships Is tho closo of tho year 1911. Hy that duto there will have been completed these four: Tho Delawaio and Dakota and the Florida and Utah. The specific points made by tho ex perts, however, Is that tho four now ships which llhvc been suggested nro to bo of 25,000-tons displacement each and will carry eight 14-Inch guns. Such a squadron of battleships will be unlike and superior to anything In naval history, both as to displacement and to main battery. Tho astounding but absolutely true statement Is mado by tho navy ex perts that the 11-Inch guns will bo effective at ten miles. It Is also stated by these exports that Great Britain, after the appropriation by congress for tho four proposed battleships, will never bo able to regain Its lead In modern battleships over tho United Stntes. England's greatest proposed battleship, tho Fondroyant, Is, accord ing to the details in tho United Stntes naval bureau of intelligence, Inferior to the Florida or the Utah. Alcohol School Opened by Government u s ALCOHOL ID 71 School THE government hus now opened its alcohol school In tho city of Wash ington for tho instruction of tho peo ple of tho United States In proper methods of making and UBlng the de natured product. For this purpose a model still has been erected close by the department of agriculture which is big enough to work up 25 bushels of corn a day, con verting that quantity of grain into 75 gallons of 95 per cent, alcohol that Is to say, 95 per cent. pure. Tho plant represents the smnllest outfit that can be conducted profitably on a commer cial scale. Tho farmers cannot vory well see It for themselves, so arrangements hnvo boon mndo by which they may learn about It. Agricultural experts from the experiment stations in every one of tho stntes are to go to Washington, examine the nlcohol-inaklng outfit, see how it works nnd listen to a course of lectures explaining its management. It will be their business when they go home to tench tho farmers how to put up and how to operate plants of this character. LJsmWmy. vi - t.- ' r """"m. uw -z. Hearty Welcome for "Joe" Blackburn IT Is pleasant to have Senator Black burn back in our midst again, to see his great, stalwart form swinging through the streets, to moot his semi cynical, semi-humorous smllo nnd to feel lils hearty hand clasp, but It is difficult to think of him In any en vironment save thnt of tho senate chamber whoro ho passed so many yenrs. There has never been a mem ber of that .distinguished body more frankly, moro genuinely and genorally popular than "Joe" Hlnckburn. No matter how widely one dlffcied with htm In politics, it was impossible not to liko him, for thero Is nothing about him to dislike. Ho Is a prlnco of good fellows, a generous friend nnd a mag nanimous foe. When tho battle is on he fights with all the fight there Is In him, but ho is as quick to forgive' Mint "Makes Money" THE director of the mint has "mndo money" Tor the United States in more wnys than one. Ho Is rejoicing because tho government made a profit during the fiscal year ended June 30, 1008, of $10,541,371 on tho coinngo ot silver, nickel and one-cent bronze pieces. This represents the difference be tween the price paid by the govern mont for the metnl3 and their coinage aluo. Washington o4hVVM4 9nBvaneanRlniiiMmHvnniinDfanieiMBia2V Our Navy Lead All Tho lcpoil that Great Hiltaln was building a lll.r gun has been run down by the naval authorities hero and they state that it Is not ttuc. It Is also rtatcd that thero Is no foundation whatever for tho report that Germntiy is building, or projecting even, live battleships, each or which Is to carry 11 12-Inch guns. It Is admitted now that the United States stands second on tho list of naval powois, and this is lurgely be cause tho United States naval relative power depends on modern ships against which twenty or more of tho Hrltlsh so-called battleships do' not count and are not to bo taken Into count, because not one of them could approach within five miles of any of tho United States battleships even of tho Alabama class. Above that class In tho United States nro tho South Carollnn, Michigan and, of course, tho American Dreadnaughts aro all nbovo that class. In other words, the United Stntes has ship for ship, built and building, hotter and moro powerful ships than Great Britain has built and is building for the next three years. Tho navy department confidently expects to see tho prediction of the experts realized In 1911 and tho United States will lead the world in naval power. The experts dcclure that when the statement Is mado that Great Britain has at the present time 54 battleships against 29 of the United Stntes, It only means an ap parent numerical excess and thnt when tho ships are compared one with the other, there are moro dead or obsolete types and classes In the Hrltlsh navy than In any other navy. Inasmuch as such n plant could not be erected for less than $2,500 It Is obvious that the ordinary farmer would not be nblo to afford to con struct one of the kind. Hut and here Is tho point a group of farmers rep resenting a small neighborhood might do so. Then they would bring their corn stalks and other such refuse to tho "mill" nnd receive In return the al cohol. It Is a simple method which farmers have long been nccustomed to adopt where flour and other neces saries were concerned. The farmers aro eager to find a cheap source of energy. NowndayB multitudes of them uso gasolene for such purposes aB grlndlngfeed, cut ting fodder and running tho corn shel ter, circular saw, horso clipper and grindstone. A farm in these times is more or less of a factory. Hut gasolene Is ex .pensive. Alcohol is comparatively cheap, and when manufactured from tho farmer's own vegetable refuso It would cost next to nothing. In France there nro 27,000 farmer distillers who make alcohol for In dustrial purposes from molasses nnd sugar beets. It Is high time that this Idea was turned to profitable account In tho United States. Rotten apples, frost-bitten potatoes, stale water melons, cornstulks nnd cobs and every other kind of vegetable refuse are available for the purposo. and forgot as ho is to fight, and onco tho hatchet Is buried, it is never resurrected. It was with regret that Mr. Black burn left tho senate, but ho has been almost as happy In his new Hold ns on his old stamping ground nnd in tho short year nnd a half.of his service as ono of tho commissioners of tho Isthmian canal ho hus becomo ns popular In Panama as ho was In Washington, and the stylo of llfo In tho old Spanish city is especially pleasing to tho silver-tongued Ken tucklan. As everybody knows the United Stntes government houses tho public servants In Panama In mag nificent stylo. Tho state in which they live, Indeed, approaches that formerly enjoyed by tho Spanish grandees in that part of tho world, and tho rote ot a Spanish grandeo admir ably Bults tho former senator from tho niuegrnss stnto, who is so adjust able and so versatile thnt ho is al ways at homo no matter what his sur roundings and so much at homo is ho In Panama that his friends both hero and thero hope ho will bo allowed to lemnln during "good behavior." for Your Uncle Sam Tho original deposits of gold bullion in tho mints and assay offices during tho flscnl year amounted to $207,415, 984 nnd uncurrent United States gold coin of tho fnco vulue of $4,020,668 was received for recolnage. Silver bullion purchased for sub sidiary sllvor coinage during tho year aggregated 18.819,279 standurd ounces, and mutilated and uncurrent United States silver coin of tho faco vnluo of $1,102,982 waB recolned. Tho coinngo executed by tho mlntB during tho fiscal year 1908 amounted to $197,238,377 In gold, of which $106, 182,420 wero in double engle's, and $4, 829,000 In eagles of tho designs pro pnred by tho American sulptor, tho late Augustus Sain Guudcns, Tho amount of mibsldlary silver coin executed wuc $10,530,477. - Womon Struggle Hopelessly Alone Suffering Backache, Dizzy, Spells, Languor, Etc. Womon have so much to go through j in llfo that it's a pity there is so much ' suffering from back ache and other com-1 men curablo kidney I Ills. If you suffer so, I pioflt by this wom an's example: Mrs. j Mart In Douglass, 52 Cedar St., Kingston, N Y , says: "1 had a lame, aching bnck, tllzxy spells, -head nohPS, and n feeling of languor. Part of the time I could not attend to my work and Irregularity of Iho kidney secretions was annoying. Doan's Kid ney Tills brought me prompt relief." Sold by all dealers. 50c a box. Fos-tor-Milburn Co., Uuffnlo, N. Y. ONE THING AT A TIME. "Have you noticed that the baroness nover talk!) about other women?" "Mow could she? She Is nil the time talking about herself." SKIN ERUPTION CURED. Was So Sore, Irritating and Painful That Little Sufferer Could Not Sleep Scratched Constantly. Cutlcura's Efficacy Clearly Proven. "When about two and a half years old my daughter broke out on her hips and tho upper partB of her leg3 with a very irritating nnd painful eruption. It began In October; tho first I noticed was a llttlo red surface and n constnnt desire on her part to scratch her limbs. Sho could not sleep and tho eruptions got soro, and yellow water camo out of them. I had two doctors treat her, but sho grow worse under their treat ment. Then I bought the Cuticura Remedies and only used them two weeks when she was entirely well. This was In February. Sho has nover had another rough place on her skin, and sho is now fourteen years old. Mrs. R. R. Whltaker, Winchester, Tenn., Sept 22, 1908." Potter Drag & Cheui. Corp., tkilo Props., Button. Too Much for His Mind. "My first Impulses," walled the Sad Eyed Individual, "are Invariably good. In fact, I think that I may venture, without fear of undue exaggeration, to say that they nre very good. Hut I never act on them! I nlwayB act on second thoughts. This trnlt In my char acter has ruined my career, because my second thoughts are always bad! In fact, I think I may say, without fear of misrepresentation, that they're punk." "Well," suggested ho who was lis tening, "why don't you wait until third thoughts, nnd act on them?" Mournfully, despondently, tho Sad Eyed Individual shook his head. "My dear sir," he groaned, "I never had three successive thoughts about anything in my Ufci" BRIGHT SIDE TO BUSINESS. Occasional Flash of Humor Enlivens Chase After Dollar. It is supposed thnt business letters aro deficient in humor. Still there hnvo been exceptions, nnd the latest, sent by a- member of the well-known wholesale soap-mnklug firm of (let us sny) Cakd & Son, is ono of tho most brilliant. A retail dealer In a small way had sent for u consignment of their goods: "Gentlemen (ho writes) "whorefor you hnvo not sent mo tho sopo? Is It boknwse you think my money Is not so good os nobody elscs? Dam you. Cake & Son! wherfor have you not sent tho nope? Pleaso Bend sope at onco, and obllgo yours respect fully, Richard Jones. P. S. Since writing tho above my wlfo has found the sope under the counter." - JOY WORK And the Other Kind. Did you over stand on a prominent corner at an early moniing hour and watch tho throngs of people on their way to work? Noting tho number who wero forcing themselves along be causo It meant their dally bread, and tho others cheerfully and eagerly pur suing their way because of lovo of their work. It Is a fact that one's food has much to do .with It, As an example: If an cnglno has poor oil, or a boiler Is fired with poor coal, a bad result is certain, isn't it? Treating your stomach right Is the keystone that sustains the arch of health's temple and you will find "Grape-Nuts" as n dally food is tho most nourishing and beneficial you con use. We have thousands of testimonials, real genulno llttlo heart throbs, from people who simply tried Grape-Nuts out of curiosity as a Inst resort witty the result that prompted tho testimo nial. If you have nover tried Grape-Nuts It's worth while to glvo It a fair impar tial trial. Remember thero aro mil lions eating Grape-Nuts every day thoy know, and wo know If you will uso Grape-Nuts every morning your work Is moro likely to bo Joy-work, bo causo y'ou can keep woll, and with the bialn well nourished work is a Joy. Read tho "Rond to Wellvlllo" In every lackugo "There's a Reason." yaft-tT " h-it -iTv""r '',l-- . ;,"jgFitfvr y RHEUMATISM PRESCRIPTION Tho Inei eased use of "Toris" fc rheumatism is causing considerable discussion nmong tho medical tiator ntly. It Is nn utmost Infallible cure when mixed with certain other Ingre dients and taken properly. The fnl- . lowing foi inula Is effective: "To one half pint ot good whiskey add out. ounco of Toils Compound and one ounce of Syrup Snrsnpurllla Compound. Take In Inblespoonful doses beforo each meal and before retiring." Torls compound Is a product of tho luborntotles of the Globe Pharma ceutical Co , Chlcngo, but It as well ns the other IngirdlentH can bo hnd from any good druggist. Wouldn't Take Him Seriously. He But I need you in order to bo happy- She I couldn't think of marrying rt need person. si'oiix's ms'iK.Mi'Ku enn-: ni eme iinv pofiblf r.ie of lilSTK.MI'KIt, PINK K I', nnd tlu like itumiiK liom-c of nil nue, and pirwuts nil othrin in t In Mini- htablc (mm liimtic the (Hmmho. AImi CMIU'H I'lllt-kl-tl I'liolt'l'.l. mul ll(K tlNU'lliptT. .n itooil (IrtiKui'-t cmii Mipplv ,ou. or mmii! to infix. f0 cent" mid Sl.thl n bottle. Agents wanted Free book. Sppliu Medic.d Co., Spec. ('oiittinimiM l)i-eiiK. ( Jo-lu-ii, I ml. The man of Intellect Is Iho noble henrted man withal, the true, Just, hu mane and valiant man. Carlyle. Sttonir ding riilliiutio iimply iinituivnte the conclilimt' the fine leineily for enimtl pntioii nnd lier double I found in iu- lielil I en, the iiulil Herb l.ialive. Many a man lives a regular eat and dog life. He purrs In tho pat lor and barks In the kitchen ONLY ONi: "llltOMO (Ml I MM." rtiat is IiAXativi: iiuomo oiIinink. i.m.i. r, tlio (.iKniiuirH nf K. W. tlKCiVK. UmiI th Wurl i no jrr tu Curu Cold In onn Inr, Arms and laws do not flout Ish to- ' Ecther. Caesar. T.evh' SIiirIr Binder ptrnight 5c. Miiny nmoKcrn prefer tliein to 10c eipirn. Your dealer or Lcwiu' Factory, Peoria, III. Silver Is of less value than gold; Hold, thau virtue. Horace. It CnrcN While Y.m Walk Allrn 'nl-iKit-Knw furrnrnunl liunlnns. Iiot, wratr ull(iiinnchlnK feet. 25cull liruinilKtn. A light heart lives long. peare. -Shakes- YONDERBERRY PLANT, THREE MONTHS FROM SEED. mQav aEakjairaiawaain BBBBMBT i'mmmWT'i iw i ataMaaaa & KKAvrv2aaaKHafla3lMHy mimJmtBwBpESaSSflmZt Sxlmml aa i iMiVrlW.Miii'lj'llllFl" illWlilllliiil.f.l'ihhiHV I niii THE WONDERBERRY Luther Burbank's Greatest Creation. A Luscious Berry Ripening in Three Months from Seed. Seed 20 Cts. Per Pkt., 3 Pkts. for 60 Cts., Postpaid Fruit blue-Mnek like an enormous rich blueljerrjr In looks nnd tnste, UnaurpaRHeil for eutltiK raw, cooked, canned or )rcHereil In any form. The irreateHt parden fruit ever Introduced and equally Talunble In hot, dry, cold or wet cllmiitt-H. KiisIphI plant In the world to grow, xucceeriliifr nnywlu-re mid ylrldlutt urcnt uiuhhch of rich fruit all Hummer and fall ami all winter In pom -(Ah a pot plant It 1h both oruumentul and unefiil). Tlio Kri-ntfht boon to th family pnrdeii ever known. Everylnxly i-nn nnd will Krow It. Luther Uurbank, of California, tho world famoim liybrlillzer, orlfrlnated thin new fmlt and turned It over to ma to lntroduee. Ho Hnjs of It' "Tli 1 8 abxolutely ncr tK-rry plant U of great Intercut nnd value as It bears the roont tlellrlouH, whole BOtnrr and healthful berries In utmoat profusion and uhvuya comes true from need." Address JOHN LEWIS CHILDS, Floral Park, N. Y. P. S. This Offer Will not appoar Ogaln. Write for Wonderbcrry Bred, and Catnlouun ut om-e. Do nut neglect or delay. Yon can be the Una to grow it tu your town ami make big rtoiicy bcIIIiir lioth brrrlen mid Heed. I ruined Ui) qunrtH fioni iw few plants. Registered U. 8. i'at. OOca The genuine sold everywhere PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more pood brighter and latter color than any other die. One too package colors all fibart . They die In cold water belter than any olhsr drv Yea eta awwiawirwlthwitrlwinfl apart Wrlto tor Iraobookltl-rlow to Pie, Bleach and Mu Colors, MOMROE BRUQ CO., Qufnvy, IttmmtmT , tatrfafT'T' -JtitW TMT-ViMii' laMaseaaMai L 'A K muxuuzi! .uauiimuninuOTinnr UlUillljJ o o llvC ;:niii!iiiiiiiii;:Mflriiffiiitonnnri A1.C01IOL-3 PKH CENT AYvgi'tiihlc Preparation for As tho Stomachs nnd Htmcls of ! IN as .i;r i.ti. Promotes Dicslion,Chccrftil ncssiuulitcst.Contfltns neither Opiuni.Morphitie nor Mineral Not "Nam c otic rr toM DrSA.wamrsf Wl p' ti! w I Pi ' fy'ixktlh Salts -,ti7 S9ti hyfrrwt tiiCi'ttnnUit4t it ? ft Aperfccl Remedy 1'orConsllpo lion . 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I have been and have half a million cuttomers all over the satisfaction guaranteed to everyone. Do not crent Novelties I am olferinc this year of which Is the greatest ever known. $fezzrzr$FX $& J At it . i K S i eis i lM '!'. i. if1 (I: ggypy?a?gg'