2r. ji. . .iifiiji... j . - ..Tar-sr, . zwn ' w im mt narvrwu MKriH .- ?&$K. . mixusutm.. -tr ni ( t(h 7-tjh w-mr i- i-ti- iT"-"T-m" t-ti trt mi .niwrtlwwSTyy!83Wihi.Sc- 3 . K MMMMMMMMMMMMIHMW riS2te' APOLOQYFROm" LITTLE TOMMY. Epistle That May or May Not Have , Soothed Wounded Feelings. Doar Tcncher: My muthcr says I tiattto aupolloglzo for drorcn your pick churo on tbo bored ns If you was an oiled made with curlB nnd a long wlss ker on your chlnn witch you could not hellp or mo noothur. It was n meen thins to doo nnd I am orry t dldd It but I could not hellp it becaws you stood tbare looken ho nacherl with the curls and the wlssker and all and Jenny Ames dared me to doo It at rciess. I doo not blalm you for wlppen tne becaws It looked so mutch like you you had a purfeck rite to be mad. If I was you I would be mad too. My rauther says nobody Is so sensl tire about her looks as a lady teacher eepenbuly If she Is a leetle oiled but this was net to go In the letter. If you onley understood what Is In. aide of boys heads maken them be tnlsschefuss you would bo sorry far them for It Is not exackly there fault 1 know you feel wurse about It thnn I do becaws my wlppcn does not hurt now but a plckchuro goon on forever. Toecuern hnvo a hard onut tlmo goodness knows without liceln'shodo how they look for a. whonl school to lalT at. Sometime If you do not enre I will droro ynu on the bored looken sweto nnd yung and put your natno under so everybody will know who It Is nnd to no moro for tho present frum your troo frond nnd akollor. Tommy. Nev York Times. ASCmBED I3IT TO f rjAYEFt. HAVE FIRM BELIEF IN FAIRIE1 Curious Superstitions That Are Still i Prevalent In Ireland. In Ireland thero linvo boon for many, many nsoa ciuloim Buperntltlonfl re garding fairies. In the old tlmo these imagined little elflns were thought to bo half human nnd half spirit nature, and had strango powers over mankind. Tho good folk of Urln used to propiti ate the falrlcf Mi many ways, a few ol Uiern being an follows: If a child spilled milk on the floor the mother would say: "That's for tho fairies," thinking that some ftilry had t caused tho accident. Thus the eareloss "'cWltl vjnt unrcprimanded. If one wore throwing slops out of the window or door slio must cry out to the rallies: "T.tke caro of the water!" Otherwise eoiut fairy passing might get drenched, and rctnllnto in some unpleasant man ner If a liorne?hoe was nailed over the door it would prevent tho fairies from entering to do niiuchlef to tho in mates If a small pleco of Iron vcro hewed Into an infant's garment tho fairies would never molest It by caus ing it to suffer colic pains. If a largo vessel filled with pure drinking water were placed In the kitchen at night tho fairies on entering would not touch tho food there, but content themselves with drinking the water. Making Shakespeare Ancient. A well-known dramatic critic visit ing Stratford on Shakespeare's birth day and hearing the clangor of the bollis, which, from their tower in tho old church whero the poet lies burled, awoke tho littlo town to Its devo tions, approached a wintry-headed Htreet sweeper In front of IrvlngB Inn and said: "Who 1b the fellow they're making this fuss about? I seo you bate' Shakespeare hotels, Shakespeare gingerbread, and only the other day I eaw a man driving to town some pin called 'Shakespeare'a best' who Is lie the fellow who lived in that turn tile-down shanty yonder?" The "old Rt Inhabitant" megaphoned his ear and wheeling, replied: "I think he writ." "O'i. h writ, did he? What did he write books, confessions of u deei stealer, magazine articles what?" "I think he writ for the Hlblc." Father Evidently Had Faith In Dauglv ter'a8uppllcatlon8. Among my esteemed neighbors there Is a family knuwq for tho piety of its members nnd theife implicit confidence in tho efficacy of pnyer. Ono of tho daughters, Miss Katj II , has al most reached the ago when she could bo roforred to gallantly as an old maid. She is the target for many a good natured quip pertaining to her alleged hopes and endeavors In the direction of matrimony. Not long ago n certain society of young men which had interested Itself In tho campaign for higher saloon li cense sent n commlttco toN visit tho homes of the district and obtain signa tures to a high-license petition. When this committee, numbering a half dozen members, ascended the steps at the B home my friend's wife was the first to see It through the front win dow. "Laws, John!" she exclaimed to her husband. "See all those young men coming to visit us!" Mr. II glanced out of tho win dow, noted the number of tho invading force nnd remarked, with an air of conviction: "Humph! Knto's been praying again." San Francisco Call. BEAUTY OF PHYSICAL HEALTH. No Attractiveness for Women Without Good Digestion. "To look young and keep your beau ty you must hnvo a good digestion," says n beauty cuUiiiInt. "Wo. feed our patrons upon herbs; we give them greens, nnd wo adviso them to take acid frtilfH. When a gypsy woman gets out of sorts she lives upon dandelion greens; she mixes sweet herbs; she doctors 'herself with tho fruits of tho oaitli, and she recovers. "Outdoor life is eveiy thing for tho woman who wants to keep young. "Her walk gives away tho woman who does not want people to know how old site is. Usually siio loses her elasticity. And she takes to high heels and a stilted walk. Wear convention al clothing nnd lie elasth- In your gait; In that way you will look younger. "I advise women gniu'rallv to Join a d Hiring oh.BM By taking the stops one can keep up one's elasticity winter and summer. I have a chum of four women who conn- three times a week to learn tho gp'- rnndnugocg nnd the Spnnish dances. They find that they breathe better, feel hotter and nro more healthy generally from this exercise." Penitent and ncsourceful. One of tho prison ml siouors of the Church Army tolls a story of a man who came under tho Inllueuco of tho society at a mission hold at York, Eng land. Tho man, a notorious pickpock et, was so Impressed by whnt ho hoard that lie felt he must do .something to Fhow his dctermlirtirn to lead n now life. He considered Hits but way to do this was to put something Into the collection, but unfoitunately he had no money In lilii pocket. Then a bright idea struck him; ho picked tho pocket of tho man sitting next him, and thus was ablo to contribute to the good work. It is said tho man has been re claimed definitely. Drummers In Endurance March. Fnrls was recently the scene of an ondurance march or a peculiar kind Only drummers nttached to the milt tary stations at Paris wero permitted to take part. The route selected was a "circle around Paris," a distance of 23'4 miles. Tho conditions wero that along the whole route each par ticipant must bent the drum rontlnn. ouBly in "march time." Only ono of uiose wiio entered, a drummer at tached to the One Hundred and Fifty sixth regiment of the line, covered the dlstanco and filled the conditions. He drummed around Paris la six tours and flvo minutes. Reads Like a Fairy Tale. An Atchison girl had always heard of tho Impoliteness of women in fait' Ing to thank men for giving up a Beat in the street car, and decided that she would be an exception. A man gave her a seat Saturday night in a crowded car, affording her tho opportunity for which she had been looking. "Oh, thank you n thousand times," she said. "It Is Just what I wanted, nnd how did you ever guess It? It Is so thought ful of you, and I do apperclute It so much." Then, as she sank Into the seat: "And such a comfortnblu scat! It is the most comfortable seat I ever sat in! Oh, thank you again so much!" Atchison Globe. An Unapproachable Herse. A young man called to take his sweetheart out driving the other day, bat when the stunningly attired young lady caught sight of the turnout the young man had hired for the occasion he feigned a headache and refused to accompany him. "Why, Violet," asked the astonished mother, "why don't you go with him?" "Well, jnamma," was the indignant reply, "I consider that a very foolish Question on your part How could I go when the horse ho was driving didn't match a Blnglo thing I had to wear?" Giving a Town Color. Jason Williams took advantage of the open woathcr last week to paint bis woodshed a beautiful 8ky blue, and In passing his houso we found our sentiment bubbling up at tho Bight. A bluo woodshod with a red door to It comes as near art as you can hopo to find it. Wo hopo Hint others will follow out tho idea. Strangers entering a town for tho first tlmo Judgo tho peopio by tho color of their woodsheds. Hometown (Pa) Death-Bed Statistics. When a groat man dies, no ono is In terested in learning who surrounded bis denthbed, but the news Is always sent out. Peopio caro no more to know, than to hear if ho wero laid out in tho parlor or bedroom, or if ho wore attired In a shroud or his regular clothes. Dut an Atchison inquirer has measured his bed, and finds that with out unseemly crowding it will accom modate 1G. How, then, can 30 and 40 surround the deathbeds of the great men, as told in the telegraph? Atch ison Olobe. SwlffS Premium t Hams and Bacon 'Hfefei m Fresh Urtt Meats nwSM Wm. fm Koon cJPl Red Cloud. f?Vli Nebraska. &&&&! f mmMNLJUf iranwHifBri -i r Winter Journeys WIN. Eli TCliJJlST. RA1.CS ' Daily low o.vur-liiii rXi" niter Xovoiii'ior liotli to tioiit hem anil Ciibim reports. Dai'y now 'in i-11'.-ct tt Southern t nlifornia. Lower yet. ImiiieM-i-Ut'i-?, i.cm!iii rates Hiht nntl lliir.l Tuesday, to ' M.-SL a the South and Snut.hu est. CORN SHOW. OMAHA fi December h to l'.. Visit tlirs iiituiv-.tfti,'i-xpi-.itiin or tin' host corn pioducl and i..uii-u-ie.J Attruutlvu program with moving pictures tleotrial, UltiminnUjjn, seitsiiti mini prize (or the bi M ex hibits .Consult the agent or loeal papei.s SECRljAri IRRIGATED FAUH PIANOS. Every daytfapyou let go by without a piano in the house means$a-oss in many ways. The musical part of yuiir daughters education is an absolute necessity in the presant age. She Is Handicapped for life if she lacks the ability to play piano, and she can not learn this beautiful and Necessary accomplishment in a day, nor a year. The earlier she begins to practice, the more proficient she will become We Spend Money To procure a collage education, but without the Musical accomplishment it is not a success "All beginnings are are- diFficuir' and the beginning should be 'made while young. So..n ihe study o music becomes a pleasure as the "work" is accompanied by sweet harmony, and thereafter it is "Recreation". Bui the hard beginning must be encountered and it ought to be done NOW! ttUJtiUlJ3SEB3ZiriigESZZS SI 9 li m m rc nsMK jt. sm. ifei flll&A 11 M 13 Hilt HII Pianos craawwraazBsaazaciragaswwHi n mxAwwmNBwmmmsa meama EsrssEE-ssEass Till DKPLNDABLE kind is verv mmnL.t.. n,i il, : t. , . . . -J ".... .- , uiiu Liik. ;nn-s aiu riQIU- . miu ivivi, .r uuyoii payt meins. out in any event do not put the matter off K'&z.: .f - i ' , J ..v-.i. ww nut. juL tui; matter ..prtu'r Mf. If you wish a pian that any one can play buy the famous AUTOPIANO" ;rvy rerorj7CT.gr3rr,7reTro"..wrr- . ''"--"""'"-"tfa n TJJl 9 V. AROAB VO 1 TIR I! LOCK UPSTAIRS, RIGHT RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA. Wo conduct you on the fiist and third.Tuesday of each month to tho Eij Horn 13:tsin and Yellow, .stoiio Valley, as-lhtni Jim in taking up government Irrigated lands with a never-failing water Mtpp'y under government iniga tion'plants. Only'one-toulh pay ment down. NV charge for ser vices Write fo U. Clem Deaver, General Agent Landsoekers' Information Un real!, Omaha, or II. E. Foe, Ticket Agent.JKed Cloud, Nebr. L. W. Wakei.kv, O. P. A., Omaha. HAitN m.i ssi wr v sx sj ..u.(i,ani,.i;1i,a,.ka,.fcn,-i.iiiu,au.a(i.i,ii,ii,1i,.j)a,i,1fculkll,fcaM,lba,M,, i . Our stork of harness is complete and up-to-date in every department. If you are in need of any thing in the harness line, from a tie strap to the best hand-made work or buggy harness, call on us. We can satisfy you. SAY, HlSTERl Do you know tlmt it will pay YOU, as well as Ub, to imy your lluildiiig Alh terial and Coal nt ouryards? Not on ly that our prieos avkaok lower, or m least as low, as thos nf nur comijotlt ors, butiiKOAUst we take .wpedHl care f aud proteot all can t. cIhssk.I h M B t U 1. A It CUSI'OM K It s PL ATT tf FREES CO. Coat. Lumber. fwftwnwiwi.wwiwvi Suspicious. "I wish," said the hard-hearted land lord, "that you would watch the ten ants In No. 3310. Do sure that they pay promptly In advance." 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