AfSffifssmmwimmm'vn&.- .'". WJkuE. S - -5W-r . c ri ,, , 'SrU 3 M The Chief E. B. DeWOLF, Publisher RED CLOUD, NEBR OF CONDEN8ATION OF THE MOOT IMPORTANT HAPPENINGS. BOTH AT HOME AND ABROAD General, Political, Religious, Cportlng, Foreign and Other Evento Re- k corded Here and There. V" . Political. Judgo Taft nnd W. .1. Bryan both fcpoko lu Syracuse, N. Y. tho same night. Tho republican congressional com mittee cBtlmateB that tho next hauso will contain 224 republicans nnd 1G1 democrats. Mr. Brynn wound up tho campnlgn with a spooch at Lincoln, his homo town. W. J. Bryan mado a Bpocch at Al bany, N. Y. Ho wnH Introduced by former Governor David 11. Hill. United States Senator Cabot W. Lodgo Bald nt national republican headquarters Hint, ho estimated tho plurality which Taft and Sherman will receive In Massachusetts nt 90,000. Tho following Btntoment signed by WUam Hayward, secretary, and F. W. Upham, aBBlstant treaBurcr or tho republican national commltteo, was given out at republican headquarters: "Wo nro informed that a person of tho xnamo of J. M. Bennington of tho stnto of Washington is representing him self as an agent of tho republican na tional commltteo for tho purpose of soliciting funds and lias written let ters soliciting contributions. Tho re publican national commltteo has no connection with Mr. Bonnlngton; ho la not a member of our committee and never has been and has no authority to solicit funds for this committee. General. Governor Pattorson of Tennessee hns announced that ho hns sufllclont cvldenoo to convict nil members of tho gang of night riders that hung Captain Rankin. Spcakor Canon, in nnBwer to Moth dlflt bishops, denies being responsible for tho defeat of tho Llttleflold bill. Bolglum Is to assumo sovereignty over tho Congo which has been an nexed by troaty on 'tho lDth of No vember. Tho trensury purchased 75,000 ounces of sliver for dollvery nt Now Orleans and CO.000 ounces for delivery nt Denver at 50,204 cents per fine ounco. Mrs. William Astor, who for thirty years hna been regarded as tho so cial leader of Now York, died on tho 31st of heart dlscaso at hor homo on Fifth avenuo. For nearly four weeks Mrs. ABtor, who wub eighty-two years old, has been in a critical condition. Tho noxt national convention of tho Women's Christian Tcmpcranco union will bo held in Omaha., Modom Woodmen decided to make no effort to establish a preferred claim for their funds In tho FlrBt National hank of Charlton, la. Many girls woro Injured ns a re Eult of a fire In a ton-story building In the Cincinnati retail district. Both Bryan and Taft received tho election news in their homo towns. , Nicholas T8chalkovBky, tho noted Russian revolutionist, Is released on hail. Tho cablnot of Bulgaria has accept ed In prlnclplo tho demand of Turkey for compensation. A substantial majority for Premier Lnurler haB been returned by tho elec tions In Canada. President Diaz of Moxlco, rumors to tho contrary, says he Is not ready to rotlro . A dispatch from Romo to a London news agency says tho pope haB decid ed that a special couslstnry shall bo hold for tho nomination of new Amor lean cardinals after tho reorganization of tho American diocese. . A dam ago suit 1ibb boon started at Louisville growing out of Kentucky night rider outrages. Miss Mary E. Cheek of Tobo&o, u., Is tho only rogularly appointed woman rural mall carrier In tho stato. Mr. William Farron, tho veteran actor, who haB Just died nt tho ad vanced ngo of 83, was tho third In tho direct lino to bear what Is probably tho oldest nnmo continuously connect ed with tho English stngo. Tho government offers , settlors n chanco to secure Irrigated lands on tho Shoshonl ditch. A receiver has boon nppolnted for tho EggO-8oo firm which recently wont Into bankruptcy. Chairman Mack in a rcvlow of the political outlook says Bryuu will havo S01 electoral votes. C. A. S. Blake, who brlbod tho juror In tho Ituof enso, at San Francisco, mado a sonsatlonal confession after ho had been found guilty. Methodist missionaries woro In ses sion at Cincinnati to consider moans of ndvanclng tho cause in tho foreign field. Records woro broken In tho naval target practlco at Manila. Tho examlnor of tho Provldenco Savings Llfo Insurance company says tho management was extravagant. Sovon'ccn Buffrngottes have gono to an English Jail rather than give tho promlso to behave thomsolves. H W Prlnco Henry of Frussln, spent sov oral hours In tho air as tho guest of Count Zeppelin, who mado an ascen sion in his romodoled airship. Vlco President Fntrbnnks mndo tho address on tho occasion of tho unveil ing of the statue of ox-President Har rison at Indlannpolls. Servian reserves have been called out and King Peter has ordered 300 Maxim guns and 400 military auto mobiles. Miners of Charleston, W. Vn., lmroly escaped with their lives as tho result of forest flros. A somlolTlclnl statement Issued In Berlin Bays Germany will not ngroo to discussion of any subject In pro posed International conferenco Hint Is objected to by Austria. The Milwaukee road announces a faro of one and one-third tegulnr rate to tho National Corn exposition, and this Is taken to mean tho Western Passenger association hns taken uc Hon, nnd all roads aro Included. The emperor of Japan replied to tho message of President Hoosavclt. Chairman Hitchcock, In an Inter view before leaving Now York for Chicago, expressed himself as well pleased with thu progress of tho cam paign'. Tho Cnnadlau elections resulted In return of Sir Wilfrid Lnurler to power for another five ycarB with u Bllghtly decreased plurality. Washington. "I supposo Heaven helped us to Join hands firmly," said Japanese Am bassador Takahtrn with emotion, as ho discussed t'io visit of tho American fleet to Japan. Ambassador Takahlra had a short tlmo beforo returned from tho whlto house, whoro ho was tho guest of Proeldcnt Roosevelt nt luncheon, and to whom ho delivered n messngo of thanks from tho Jnpancso emperor for thnt which tho president sent as tho fleet departed. Tho supremo court of tho United States fixed January 4 ns tho ato for hearing tho urgumont In the commodi ties clauso cases, and gnvo directions for tho consolidation Into ono of nil tho twelvo cases for tho purpose of ur gumont. Tho cases Involve tho consti tutionality of tho clauso of tho Hop burn rate law prohibiting railroad com panies from carrying commodltloa of their own production. Tho prcshlont will got busy on his messago as soon ns tho election is over. President Roosevelt has appointed Colonel Fred A. Smith of tho Eighth infantry, a brigadier general, to fill tho vacancy caused by tho rotlrcmcnt of Brigadier Genernl Philip Rcnde. Colonel Smith was born In Now York and nppolnted to tho military acad emy from thnt stnto. Trensury balances Oct. 23d were as follows: Avnllnblo cash balances $IGS, 081,147; gold coin nnd bullion, $41,294, C31; gold certlflentes, J37.95C.700. Business conditions throughout tho country nro quiet nnd not much chnngo is expected until nftor tho election Is over. Foreign. In order that tho prominent Ameri cans who havo taken passago on tho Bteamor Mongolia may learn tho re Bult of tho election In tho United States, tho departure of tho vessel was held ono day at Toklo. Tho Chlncso officials paid their wclcomo to tho American fleet. Honrl Farman's aeroplane mado a twenty mllo trip from Mourmelon to Rhelms in twenty minutes. Tho latost sensation reported con cerning tho Duko of tho Abruzzl and Mlcsn Katherlno Elklns Is that tho couplo will mnrry prlvatoly and un known to tho public In order to os capo tho curiosity of tho crowd. Tho second squadron of American battleship fleot reached Amoy, China, on Thursday. ( All tho suffragottcs with tho excep tion of two, who woro arrested during tho disorders in nnd around tho Houso of Commons, woro arnlgncd in court nnd fined $25 each. They refused to pay and woro consequcntiy sentonced each to ono mouth's Imprisonment. Tho petition of Count Bonl do Cas tcllano for n modification of tho de cree of dlvorco obtained by his wlfo, who was Miss Anna Gould of New York, on account of hor subsequent marriago to Prlnco Hollo du Sagcn, camo up in tho tribunal of tho Seine nt Paris, but at tho request of thu defense henrlng wns ndjournod until November 4. Tho British Aoro club hns awarded Its gold medal to tho Wright brothers of Dayton, O., for tholr , romarknblo achievements. Personal. Henry Bennett, a Kentucklnn, who wbb bndly boaton by night riders, has filed suit ngulnst a numbor or pro minent citizens asking $100,000 dam ages. ' General Garllngton finds Colonel Goethals frco of tho chargo of favorit ism la awarding tho Panama contract. "Tod" Burton, member of tho band that hanged Captain Rankin nt Reel foot Lako, Tonn., mado a confession In which ho Implicated forty men, over half of whom aro already under ar rest. MrB. Stovens was ro-elected presi dent of tho National Woman's Chris tlan Tifmporanco union. Hundreds of fedorui employes aro leaving Washington for tholr homos to voto. A monumont to former Prosldont Harrison was unvolled in Indianap olis, Tuesday. Thomas F. Ryan gnvo 20,OQ0 to tho Bryan campnlgn fund. Tho Bccretary of stnto of Colorado has been Bent to Jail for dlsoboylng an ardor of tho district court In Denver rogardlng tho makoup oi the ballots for election. NEBRASKA PO E 8TATE NEWS AND NOTE8 IN CON DEN8ED FORM. THE PRESS. PULPIT AND PUBLIC What 'Is Going on Here and .There That Is of Interest to hte Read ers Throughout Nebraska. Tho water works at Sutton burned entailing a loss of $200,000. RclgloiiB rovlva meetings nro on in Alexandria with good attendance. Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Reynolds of Fre mont Inst week celebrated their gold en wedding. Farmers In some localities aro short of corn husketH with tho towim full of ldlo men. Two now business houses nro about to bo built nt Wlnnobngo on tho ros orvatlon In Thurston county. Thero Is lack of business for tho elovator at North Bend nnd It will bo moved to tho town of Muskat. Flro totally destroyed tho Commer cial hotel at Sterling, Johnson coun ty. A defective fluo was tho cause. Tho Y. M. C. A. of Columbus needB $7,000 to complcto their building nnd prospects uro favorable Tor ralBlng tho Homo. Floyd Fnrquhar, rural carrier out of Guldo Rock, delivers mall with a motorcycle. Ho hns a run of twenty olght miles. While turning a handspring nt Pen dor, Joy Fowler struck his kneo and chin together and camo near biting his tonguo off. Tho hotel at Scotia, Greeley coun ty, hnB been turned wholly into a rooming houso nnd tranBlcntB tako meals at tho restaurants. Pnsqualo Chrlstlano was hold for trial to tho district court of Dodgo county on tho chargo of tho murder of Tony Gcnova on Octobor 14, 1908. Mrs. Ruth Snyder of Grand Island Ib Biting n saloon keeper of thnt city for $5,000. Ho sold whisky to her husband after being forbidden to do bo. Thieves broko Into tho ofllco of tho DIctz Lumber company at Waterloo and oponed tho safe, which they found unlocked. It contained nothing of vnluo. Mrs. Gcorgo Barth, or T.orton, wns using a gasollno Iron, with which to Iron hor clothes when tho same ex ploded and bIio was seriously If not fatally burned. A class In normal work covering a study of tho Bible has been organized In, Goring, nlong tho lines usually known at teacher's training. Mlsa Ethel Wolfenbargor Is I ho lender. It is estimated thnt tho fire at Griffin's livery stable at North Bend caused a loss of $5,000. Aside from tho bnrn nnd Its contents, Including ten bond of horses, Dr. Thorn, a vet erinarian, lost all Ills toolB and ofllco fixtures, valued nt $1,000. E. E. Toms, tho Baptist minister who was arrested at Lamed, Kas., was a resident of Nobnska City for several years nnd did his first min isterial work there. Ho Is charged with blgnmy. Tho steamer Swastika, which Is owned by a local company, was sunk In twonty feet of wnter, nbovo Ne brnska City. An effort will bo mndo to ralso her at onco nnd placo her on dry dock for tho winter whoro tho damage to her hull can bo repaired. A reward of $75 has boon standing for tho evidence that would capturo or convict tho parties who destroyed tho property at tho telephone ofhea In Vaparalso. It 1b understood that three suspects have been arrested and that they nro being held at the county Beat for trial. A "Mado In Falrbury" exhibit is to bo given tills fall In Falrbury in con nection with tho annual farmers' In stitute Tho Commercial club Is back of tho enterprise and n committee of flVB boosters has boon appointed to Interest tho mnnufneturers of tho city In showing tholr products. Mrs. AHco I. Brnyton gnvo a ban quont to tho Goncva voiunteor flro company, in appreciation of tholr work on the night of tho burning of tho Fill moro hotel, which was hor property. Among tho novelties at tho feast was a watormolon, which, on being cut open, was found to contain $20 In gold. "Mr. and Mrs. William Jones, who rcsldo near Rulo, are Bupposod to bo tho oldest mnrrled couplo In the state. Mr. Jones la nlnoty-sovon years of ago and his wlfo two yoars older. They wero married In Jackson county, Ohio, and a few days ago celebrated their Bovonty-flfth wedding nnlnver sary. Mr. Doughorty of Brownvlllo pre cinct, Nemaha county, nftor losing nearly nil of his first planting of to matoes sold 580 bushels and would havo sold 800 bushels moro had tho frost hold off a little longer. Ho put out but five acres nnd though ho Is soventy-flvo years of ago ho did tho work all nlono. A stipulation was filed in tho Jus tice court boforo Judge Archer, at Plattsmouth, continuing tho hearing of Fred Ossonkop, charged with the murder of Charles ByntB, from No vombor C to November 22, 1008. Tho dato for tho cornerstono laying of McCook'a splendid now Masonic tmeplo-theator lias boen set for No vember 7. This delayed ontorprlso the largest under way In southwest ern Nobrnska Is now being vigorously prosecuted, Tho ceremonies will bo In chargo of tho Nobrnska grand lodgo, Anclont Froo nud Accepted Ma- NEBRASKA NEWS AND NOTES. Items of Greater or Lecser Impor. tr.nce Over the State. Burglars visited Julian, getting bo sldcB goods $125 In cash. DouglaB county will build a $1,000, 000 court houso nnd an $18,000 Jail. Ben McManlgnl of Blair, ono of tho railroad gang, fell front a trestlo at Ft. Calhoun nnd broko an arm. Any nnd nil danger of pralrlo fires hi Deuel county has boon checked by five Inches of rain. A commercial club has been organ ized nt Sutherland with a membership of over twenty-five. James W. Shelley, a pioneer of Gngo county, passed away lait week In his COth year. Arthur W. Linton of Albion has been awarded tho Steurncs fellowship lu pharmaceutical chemistry at tho Michigan university. Tho general merchandise Btoro of M. L. Bruce at Monroo was destroyed by flro. Tho building and slock' were a total loss. Workmen who dismantled nnd toro away tho old Schurtnan building in Fromont estlinnto that while working on tho building they killed close to 500 rate. Threo Falrbury merchants were victims of forgeries. They wero caught for amounts ranging from $35 to $30.80. Tho man who worked tho forgeries was known by tho nnmo of Chnrlcs Millar. Frank Kolouck, a Bohnmlnn who lives north of Sargent, was brought to Broken Bow nnd taken before tho Insanity bonrdr Tho board ordered him to bo taken to tho Hastings asy lum. Wltllo John Murray was cleaning his rifle In his homo in Plnttsmouth tho gun wns accidentally discharged and tho bnll entered tho hend of his two-year-old son, killing him almost Instantly. Tho preliminary examination of II. F. Brown and William Hall, who wcio charged with blowing up tho safo and burglarizing tho Stnte bank of Dowccso October 1, was hold at Clay Center. They woro bound over to the district court. J. J. Fee, tho man who tried to exact a large sum of money from Banker Drako of Omaha last spring, died nt the penitentiary last week, lie was found dead in his coll. Ho wns 48 years of.ngo and wns received at tho penitentiary May 23. Articles of Incorporation of tho Ne braska Corn Produce company wero filed with the county clerk at Beat rice. This company Is capitalized for $100,000 and will manufacture all kinds of cercnls nnd other kinds of food ccrenl products. The mystery surrounding tho mur der and robbery when the body of a ninn wns found In tho Niobrara river near Valentino is still iis deep as over. Although several people who havo somo relatives missing havo looked nt tho body, no one has yet been able to identify tho murdered man. Nino Fremont pcoplo won out in tho Tripp county drawing for lands. J. J. Mater got No. 39 and J. H. Win tersteen No. 58. Threo others also camo under 700. Tho last on tho list Is K. K. IIIcl.s. tho Northwestern agent, whoso number was up in tho C.OOO's. The oldest person nttendlng tho York Sunset" social, In which only thoso 70 years and older aro eligible, was Mr3. Mary Wlldman, aged 90, and tho next oldest was J. W. Popo, a retired Methodist minister, aged 8G. Thero wero nlnoty-nlne attending, all over 70 years. Tho Nebraska Library association, which closed its fourteenth annual convention at Hastings, elected tho following officers: President, Miss Tcmploton, Lincoln; first vlco presi dent, Miss Smith, Beatrice; second vlco president, Miss Ncwlan, Hast ings; treasurer, Miss O'Brien, Omaha; secretary, Mlsa Sponcor, Falls City. As a sequel to tho dlvorco pro ceedings started at Beatrlco several days ago by Eliza M. Erb against tho Rev, Edmund Erb, tho latter comes back with a $25,000 dnmngo suit filed ngnlnBt Laura McMaster and her husbnnd, A. M. McMaster. Mrs. Mc Master Is a daughtor of Mrs. Erb and tho reverend gentleman charges that tho defendants havo alienated his wife's nffectlonn and so poisoned her mind that she has driven him from hlr. happy homo. Rev. J. W. Jenkins, rector of tho First Episcopal church In Chadron for sovoral years, was surprised by being asked to accept tho appointment of chaplain of tho stato Industrial school for boys at .Koarney. Tho appointment was announced to him whlio In Kear ney last week attending tho state Episcopal conference. Ho has not yet reached a decision. Dr. Georgo E. Honton and family and J! II. Ball aud family of Friend have returned from a flvo weeks out ing In northwestern Colorndo, also visiting Salt Lako City and Ogdcn. They spent threo weeks on a limit ing trip with Homor Goff, a famous guldo' of Meeker, Colo, and shot a lnrgo clnnnmon bear, soveral wild cats and two deer. A grucsomo find, In tho shnpo of a human log, wns turnod ovor to Cor onor Colo by Jack Govler, n farmer living fourteen miles northeast of Brokon Bow. Tho affair Is shrouded In mystory. from Lincoln to Nebraska' points should bo loworcd or rntsod or left Just as they aro, according to tho rartlculnr points of view of tho bov ornl speakers. It Is alleged by Omaha lumber dealers that thoro is a dis crimination In lumber rates favorable to Lincoln. to nrguo why tho rates on lumbor from Omaha to Nebraska nnlntu nr HIS PRESTIGE GONE P08ITION OF CHANCELLOR VON BUELOW UNTENABLE. MAY BE FORGED TO. RETIRE Cannot Forgive Incldont In Which He Figures, and Which Han Made Country Something of Laughing Stock. Chancellor von Buclow's position np pears to bo almost untenable. Far and wide throughout tho German em pire tho nowspapors of all parties dls cuss with varying degrees of mock ery, amazement and regret tho gov ernment's explanation of how what purported to bo oPormoirsly important utterances of tho emperor affecting threo great powers, passed througli tho hnnds of the chancellor and a long lino of foreign pcoplo without seemingly having been considered by any of them or read by most of those reBponslblo for tho delicate for eign relations. Tho emperor fully condones' Prlnco von Buclow's part In tho affair, but tho chancellor's authority and pres tlgo with tho country havo bcecn so shaken that ho may again ask tho em porcr to relievo him. Tho radical lib eral and socialist Journals utilize the event to urgo upon tho country n de mand for a ministry responsible to tho parliament and tho people. THE WOMAN IN BLACK ASTIR Tecumseh Nervously Inclined Women Are Terrorized. Nervously Inclined women and children of Tecumieh, Neb., have boen terrorized of late by a "woman In black," who Is reputed to havo fol lowed, or chased, them to their homes. Friday night Olden Beatty, son of John Beatty, shot twlco at what hu supposed to bo tho Btrango crcntura, using a rovolver Young Beatty says is soon as ho shot tho "woman," who had been following him, dropped to tho ground. Ho says there is m doubt but that tho party is a man masquerading In fcmh:lno attlro and acting strangoly for tho fun ho can get out of it. After the shooting tho character arose front tho walk and ran away, and young Bontty says ho could sco men's clothing below the Bklrts that woro hold np to allow the fellow to run. Tho pcoplo aro won dering what follow is doing tho mas querading, and are wondering if he will caro to continue tho work nnd tako chances at getting a doso ot cold lead. NIGHT WATCHMAN MURDERED. C. A. Ralston of Weeping Water Shot by Tramps. C. A. Ralston, night watchman at Weeping Water, Nob., was Bitot and Instantly killed shortly beforo 6 o'clock Sunday evening by ono of two men whom ho was trying to arrest. Tho men, strangers, and supposedly tramps, escaped. Ralston was an ol.1 residents thero and highly regarded. Tho suspicious actions of tho two men was called to tho attention of Watchman Ralston while they wero lu a restaurant. When they left the plnco ho followed them to tho Mis ourl Pacific yards nnd asked them their business. As far as can bo learned they refused to give any sat isfactory account of themselves nnd moved toward the coal chutes of tho MlBsouri Pacific railroad. Rnlston nt tempted to arrest them, but ono drew a rovolver and shot tho watchman, death resulting almost Instantly. Tomato Crop Was Hummer. Grandpa Doughorty of Brownvlllo precinct, near Auburn, after losing nearly all of his first planting or to matoes, cold 680 bushels and would havo sold 800 bushels moro had tho frost held off a little longer. Ho puts out but flvo acres and though ho Ib 70 cars or ago ho did the work all alone. James Flanlgan, who farms in Glen Rock precinct, finished market ing his crop of squashes and found that ho had a llttlo over $C2 per aero for his work. Political Quarrel Fatal. In a political quarrel at Forakcr, Okla., Sunday Frank 8. Seward, n prominent merchant and local demo cratic committeeman, shot nnd In stantly killed John Milam, a well known farmor of Pawhuska, Okla. The shooting occurred in Seward's storo. Milam was a republican. Tho men bocamo engaged In a heated political debato. Suddonly Seward drew hi? revolver nnd fired flvo shots Into Ml lam's head. Mllant hnd been prominent In Osago Indian affairs. Three Towns Without Gas. Tho main lino of tho Kansas Nat ural Gas company, which supplies gnt to consumers between tho gas lloldt nt Independence, Kas., and tho cltlet of Atchison, Kas., and St. Joo., Mo. which furnlBlics all tho gas used li tho two. latter towns, burst thret miles north of Leavenworth Sundaj afternoon. High pressure was tin cause of tho break. Tho accldont lef tho towns of Lawrenco, Atchison nni St Joseph completely without gat for light and heat KEPT GETTING WORSE. Five Years of Awful Kidney Disease Nat Andorson, Greenwood, S. C, Bays: "Kidney troublo began about flvo years ago with dull backacho, which got bo sovoro in tlmo that I could not got around. Tho kld- noy secretions be-,' camo badly disor dered, and at times thero was almost a comnlcto ston of tho flow. I was examined again and again and treated to no avail, and kept get ting worso. I havo to praise Doan's Kldnoy Pills for my final relief and cure. Since using them I havo gained in strength and flesh and havo no sign of kidney trouble." Sold by all dcnlors. 50 cents a box. Fostcr-MIlburn Co., Buffnlo, N. Y. BUSINESS MANAGER FOR CHURCH Cleveland Institution Plans to Try a New system. Tho Epworth Mcmorinl Methodist church In Cloveland has decided to try a new system of church management. A business manager has boon ap pointed who will give his entire tlmo and attention to tho finances of tho church. As cxccutlvo secretary ho will collect tho bonevoloncos, dues of members, subscriptions, otc, nnd pay all expenses. He will Borvo as sec retary of tho standing committees of the church and keop a record of their business for transmission to tho ofll clnl board. Tills, it Is expected, will leavo tho pastor freo to glvo atten- tlon to tho larger plans of tho work nnd to his pulpit and pastoral duties. Epworth Memorial has tho largest membership of all tho Protestant churches In tho city. It has an ex tenslvo charity work and handles over. $35,000 In contributions overy year. Dr. G. K. Morris, district superin tendent, strongly commends tho In novation. "To my mind," ho says, "It Is tho Ideal of church government. I' expect to see tho plan adopted In mnny other cities." The Doctor's Fee. The average man will glvo a lawyer $300 to $500, together with a lifetime's praise, to keop him out of tho peniten tiary for from two to ten years, nnd at tho samo tlmo ho will ralso a phos phorescent glow and a kick that can be heard around tho world If a doctor charges him $50 to $100 to keep him out ot hell for a lifetime. We aro tho only pcoplo under God's ethereal tent to-day who keep open 'shop 24 hours each day and 365 days In each year. Wo aro also the only laborors to keep on working for peopie who do not pay. I can carry my part of charity with as good a grace as most men. I can go through rain, snow or mud and do my best, provided tho caso is one of worthy need, but to reward continually downright rascality, willful drunken- j?? ncss and wanton laziness Is getting uut ui uiy imu. luiub oiuui juuiiiui of Medlclno. From Frying Pan to Fire. Somo years ago, when tho lato Judgo John Henry McCarthy wob a candldato for tho bench, saya the He brew Standard, In a district populated by both Hebrews and Irish, thero was displayed In an East Broadway win dow a banner which rend: "Voto for John Henry McCarthy tho friend of1 Jto Hobrcw." An Irishman on his way to, tho polls espied tho sign and grow In dignant Ho remarked, "Voto for 'tho friend of tho Hebrews?' I'll bo hanged If I will. I'll voto for tho other fel low." And ho did, tho "other fellow being Henry M. Goldfoglc. No Time for Details. "Aro you aware," said tho philolo gist, "that somo of these campaign orators split their Infinitives?" "Let 'em alono," uiiBwe'red Senator Sorghum, "we'll bo lucky if they don't split tho party." PUZZLE 80LVED. Coffee at Bottom of Trouble. It takes somo peoplo a long tlmo to find out that coffco Is hurting thorn. But when onco tho fact la clear, most peoplo try to keep away from tho thing which is followed by over Increasing dotrlmont to tho hoart, Btomach and nerves. "Until two yoara ago I was a heavy coffeo drinker," wrlteB an 111. stock man, "and had boen all my llfo. I am now CC years old. "About threo yoars ago I bogan to havo nervous spolla nnd could not sleep nights, wna bothorod by Indi gestion, bloating, and gas on stomach affected my heart. ' "I spent lots, of monoy doctoring ono doctor told mo I had chronic ca tarrh of tho stomach; anothor that I, had heart dlscaso and wns liable to dlo at any tlmo. They all dieted mo, until I was nearly starved but li seemed to get worso instead of better. "Having heard of tho good Postum had dono for nervous people, I dis carded coffeo altogether nnd began to uso Postum rogularly. I soon got bet tor, and now, nftor nearly two years, I can truthfully say I am Bound and wpll. "I slcop woll at night, do not havo tho nervous spells and am not both ered with indigestion or palpitation. I weigh 32 pounds moro than when I began Postum, and nm better ovory way than I ovor was whllo drinking cof feo. I can't say too much In prnlBo oC Postum, as I am Bitro It saved my life." "Thoro'B a Reason." Namo given by Postum Co., Battlo Crook, Mich. Road "Tho Road to Well vjllo," In pkgs. Ever rcttil the nbovo letter? A new me npnenrM from time to time. Tliey lire Kt-nulne, true, und full of liuratm taterrnt. ! --i 1 A vv ftti WfY Wii-"-- f- r.t