I The- Concertina. Tlie accordion, which was -i develop ment of it previously existing noollna, wns Invented in l.S'Jii l..v it Yleiincse named natulan mid consists, as every one knows, of it small pair or bellows mid a tango of keys which regulate the adnilssiott of wind to metal reeds. Th;' accordion founds notes in one key only. The concertina proper was Invented tin the same dale by Charles Whe-atstouo. who later became a famous man of uclence. It seems curious that a man whose reputation rests chiefly on his electrical work and discoveries, who was one of the earliest men of se-iciicc to make experiments Pi connection with submarine cables .!.. , v. ho. more over, was an extraordinarily skillful decipherer or cryptographic writings, r.hould also have dabbled in musical inventions. Hut. as a matter of fact, Wheatstonu's musical work preceded his scientific ellscen cries. ile went straight from school to the business of manufacturing musical Instruments, and it was in isuy, at the age of twen ty-seven, that lie took out his patent for 1 ho concertina. Hut lie was more Interested in the scientific principles on which musical Instruments are eon nlrueteil than In music Itself, and his acoustical and musical experiments soon drew him Into the path which led to Ids many electrical discoveries. London Clone. An Emended Sign. Many a householder at the mercy of the painter will lind a bend of sympa thy with tlie undents or Stanford utii vorsity in the Incident taken from tlie Han Francisco Chronicle. The score of fraternity houses on the campus were In the process of being cleaned up In preparation for the receptions and luncheons to be given to visitors on the day or tlv" big root ha 1 1 game. A man got tlie contract to paint one of the houses white with the understand ing that the Job mrst be done and dry by a certain day. After making a rush iitnrt the painter asked permission to hang out his sign. His reipiest was granted, and he put up a conspicuous announcement over the front porch, "These Premises Being Painted bv Wank Wank." 1 Then the work dragged. He would come one day and stay awav two. So the impatient colle-uiaus added to ulgu until t'ie niiuititi"pui"ul read: "Theso IV-.ulsi'S liiing Painted the by Blank P.'nnk. V -w and Thv.i." i, - i --" A Calm Witnics. ' A lawyer was cross exam In big a wU nesn with a view To getting Iifni 'mild died In !ils testimony. The following questions and answers occurred: "Did you fccji. the plaintiff faint a Hliort time ago?" "'f' ".' ':'&- ' i--VV' - ''" ri'l-vi-'It' iii!" J'ale w,fn they faint, don't th'cy?" "" ,.k. I "No. sir; not always." "What! Do you mean to (ell mo that u person can faint and not turn pale? I Did you ever hear of such a case?" "i'cs, sir' I 'ipid ou ever see inch a case?" "l ejTeT. sir" n Aboul h year ago, sir." sf " "Who was it?" : i ""I was a negro, hlr." ' Tlie lawyer excused tlie witness. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. The Mcabite Stone. The so called Moallto stone was dis covered by the Nov. P. Klein In 1S0S among the ruins of Dhlban. the ancient Dlbon. The stone was of black lia na It, rounded at the top and bottom, two feet broad, three feet ten Inche.-i high and fourteen Inches In thickness, but wib unfortunately broken by the Arabs, whose cupidity had been arous ed by the Interest that was taken in It by the explorers. The fragments were afterward collected and laboriously fitted together, and the stone now Hands In the Louvre at Paris. The inscription of thlrly-four lines Is In 'Hebrew-Phoenician characters and ap pears to be a record of Mesha, king of Moali, mentioned In II Kings III. refer ring to his successful revolt against the king of Israel. Now York Ameri can. A Model Friend. What true friendship consists In de pends on the temperament of the man .who has a friend. It Is re hi tee I that at the funeral or Mr. X.. who tiled ex tremely poor, the usually cold blooded Kepdro Tlghtllst was much affcctcel. "You thought a great deal of him, I suppose V" some one iiskeel him. "Thought a great deal or lilm? I should think 1 did. There was a true friend! He never asked me to lend him a cent, though 1 knew well enough be was starving to death!" Too Expensive. Twe little girls whe were taken to we "Othello" were much Impressed by tlie death scene. "I wonder whether they kill a lady every night V" asked one. I "Why, of course not," said the other. "They just pretend to! It would be loo expensive to really kill a lady evorv night!" I Sweet Sorrow. "I can't please my friends," sobbed the young brlele. "What's the matter, pet?" "They Insist that I can't be happy ,wJtli a fathead like yon, but, oh, bus 'band, I am!" Washington Herald. A Remarkable Suicide. A man who had visited Paris was telling of an extraordinary suicide lie had luard of In that g.y il'y. "lie was a Frenchman, who wr.' nothing If not original," said (lie tel'er of the tale "and even when lie grew despond I cut 1i-j planned his death is a m;s-j ; original fashion. He locked (lie door I of his room In the Hue Nitot and, re moving the weights of tlie window cord, fastened them to the window itself. He added to the weight or tlie window by attaching six flat irons. On tlie sill he adjusted a larg" triangular bread knife, such as Is used by chefs, and made ready a small balloon, capa ble of lifting fifty pounds. The In genious Frenchman then put his head out of the window after attaching the balloon to his neck and by releasing the clamp that held the window cut his head off completely with the impro vised guillotine. The decapitated body was discovered several days later, but It was not until the balloon and the head were found a week later In the Held of a peasant, eighteen miles from Paris, that the method of suicide was really known." Old Maps of Louisiana. An Interesting exhibit In the Lou isiana .State museum Is a collection of old maps that show the state of Lou isiana extending from Canada, which was then called New France, on tha north to the gulf of Mexico on the south ami from Virginia and Carolina on the east to the Pacific on the west. These maps were printed in Italy and Holland and France and were evident ly largely works of fancy and Imagina tion on the part of the geographers, as they depict mountain ranges where none exists and lakes and rivers dis tributed around in places where they are not round today. One or tlie most charming or these maps represents the Mississippi river as making a graceful turn along what Is now the roadbed of the Louisville and Nashville railroad and emptying into tlie gulf hi Florida. Along a strip of this country about where English Lookout and peaceful Bay St. Louis are located Is a fear some spot marked as the land of the man eaters. New Orleans Picayune. A Coveted Picture. Some years ago a western man en tered ,. (i. Brown's studio and seemed to gain satisfaction In llndlug its fa miliar features unchanged. He told the artist Ci.it ji ljJJ boyhood lie had worked 1. 1 the sl'ivut.. of Ni.v Yuri, and, with others of his class, h.itj pcrve.J a model tor on.' ot the pictures of street boys. He had gone wort and hadroicndani no'.v bud returned win? a dcsiie" to become (Tie 'owner ol the group i 'cttiro in wlti h he and some of his boyish cronies appeared. He wanted it as a reminder or the struggles or his boyhood. He looked back on those days as being quite as happy as any he had oej'i-kn,oy. n. The, Irtvture, snvs U &n ward's t:.li dish, dis ldvture, snys w.Jjowjird Ht:. cussing J. CL Drtfw n, a nalnte bje Tone, had long ago been inter of bum- sold, and, although (be would be purchaser of) edto give his check for .'-'.".OOO for (fer tile work, tlie artist was unable to supply any clew to its whereabouts. New, Broadway Magazine. To His Benefit. A Tennc&sce congressman enjoys telling a story or a darky in bis dis trict who In it way Is something of a philosopher. Some one was saying to Mose one day: "You're always in trouble. Mose. Why can't you try to elo better? You're a likely sort of elaiky. ami you cenihl get along very well If only you'd behave yeiursoT-keep a steady job instead of ilrlnking bad whisky and getting your self behind the bars half the time." "Kxcuse me. boss." said Mose. with a grin, "hut it looks to me like 1 makes more motiey this way. When 1 works hard I gets $7 a month and my board. When 1 gets arrested the Jedge he says to me that it will be $ 10 or thirty days. How kin 1 afford to work for $7 a mouth when I'm worth $:i more In de lockup'" St. Paul Pioneer-Press. Diagnosed the Case. A successful oculist recently put In a day or two with his new shotgun lu the marshes. He soon noticed that when using the left hand barrel he generally brought down the game, but when using the other barrel lie Inva riably missed. He finally tacked a small target to a bush near the river's bank and fired at it several limes with each barrel hi e.rder to bring tlie mat ter to a lest. The re nil continued Ids suspicious. One barrel was all right, or nearly so, and the other was all wrong. "Well," said tlie oculist to a friend who was with him. "as nearly as I can make out this gun has a severe case of strabismus, with strong symp toms of astigmatism!" - Modern Sei clety. The Cost For Repairs. "Why diel you sell your auto?" "Cost too much for repairs." "Wasn't It a good machine?" "First rate. Never got out of order. But I had to pay for repairing the peo ple It ran over."-PhIladelphla Ledger "Did the clock s'top'wiicn you uasueo it down cellar?" asked the. police Judge of the man who was charged with bo lng ellsorderly. "Of course it stopped. Did von sup I lose It went through to China?" ' Nan and th'o Bucket. There is one particular fever of non sense which (he Princeton Tiger claims the i red It of having originated, for In the November issue, fj(r, appeared the following verse: There onco wnu a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash In a bucket, Hut his druiKhtir, named Nan, Han away with a man, And us for the bucket Nantucket. For l he next few months Nan, her father and her newly acipilred hus band encountered a series (if the most astonishing adventures In every known hamlet in the er. utry which could be converted Into limerick form by the brains of newspaper and magazine writers from sea to sea. By the time Nan came back with a dozen or so ad ditional verses tacked mi to her there is reason to wonder In the face of the ordeals to which she had been subject- cd whether the pecuniary advantage gained by absconding with that bucket repaid Iter for all that she had been tlirpugh. Boy s. I)m-tluc in Bohe mian Magazine. How He Saved Monev A country politician In Peiinylvanla managed to get elected to the legisla ture at IlarrMuirg for one term. When lie came back he built himself a Hue house, costing about .VJii.txin. His old neighbors, who knew lie had no money before he went to llarrlsburu' and win knew the salary of a Pennsylvania legislator, were cm I. mis to dNcover whore the returned statesman got means to build the house. sn ne day a commit Ice waited on the man who built the bouse, and the spokesman said: Mini, it may lie none of our business to your thinking, but wo tlilnk you owe it to us who sent you to the legislature to explain where you got the monev wilh which you built this house. Yon didn't have a cent befoie you went to llnrrlsburg ami owed everybody in the place. I low about It?" "Why." said the builder, "it's simple enough. You see. when we were In Harrisbiirg we didn't keep a hired girl." Argonaut. Freaks cf the Sea. The fri-iks or the sea ate the anu'Iers at.-.l bat iisiej. The people or North (';. retina have aptly named th- autrler tie aliidoitth, for the tail begins where the mouth ends. Inhaliiing the north All- tie, the ai.glir has been given a v :!!.'. .f uiiivw, On the Mus-a.'hu-' rvtls roast It i:; known as tr-iosi'th!:. IMirdc- :v terms It bel! iwtlsh. and, 'v'1.'," "J" 't .!;i,s h Hie cog. K.men of j tiicl! gut. Jrtninlcii l"iv calN p Mi -t-polb.iggor. Finland, Yrchinif.s.sC,H!.,,i i'ud Wales .,i ivn-o (ln-'i- In.-iii in,-.,c ' ' 'iT . t H t , " I I IK ii.i...cs o Hit l.nglbh give In tins , ' 'tlW 0 t. .1,.., .-.. ,.,..,. L.t. ,.r l... ....... . . ' I " '. " ';'' v..-1"- '-'i. "s imp ins, i.. i me icasc. i noy can it taaeluli, againsi me solicitor wiio severely ask frog. lis-Itiii freig. K llli.h. sea elevi1, j otl. "Were you present when you'heard nassllsh, monktish, pockelllsii. wide- '- i "i. uvi ii -ii. nit; I 2. l-M.'.w ;,nu;wldegap; Jliomajj '"Tlimnt, wbo In 177U wrote " "Brit- ish Xeoli gy," did nil like ibo nam oj : ilshing frog, then &jipitoel lo (lie fi-Ii, , so he ' ciiaiigeiT the old name eif fishing rxog ror the more Miuplc one of an gler." Thr Way tT Humanity. Human nature is kind ami generous, br.t It Is Harrow anil blind and er. . e'lily with uillloulty cemcoivo anything but wbai it Immediately sees ami fe'ils. People; would instantly e-nro fer othot av we'll as themselves ir e.nly they e-oulel Imagine others as well i. . themselves. Let a child rail Into a river be-fore the roughest man's eves - j he will usually elo what he can te get j It eint, eeu at seime rlk to himself. ai'tl all the (own will triumph In the saving of ot:e little lire. Le.-t tlie same man be shown that hundreds of chil dren are- elylng or fever for want of some sanitary measures which It will cest him trouble to urge, and he will make no e'ffort, and probably all the town woulel resist lilm If be did. Buskin. On the Other Side. A British soldier out walking with Ids son saw an old blind beggar with the inse-rlptloii on Ids chest, "I Fought at Waterloo." '1 he seCdlor said, with deep feeling: "Give lilm something, lie helped to save . our country." The child droppeel some slher into tlie beggar's eap, ami the dd man gratefully replied: "Mend bleu, monsieur!" T.ouelon Tost. In the Drinking Cays. A once well known Individual who tnd lived every day or his life and gained from it a great experience left the following advice and little else (o his sous: "Drink slow; elo not mix your Ilepior; never sit with your backs to the tire." It was au excellent pre cept for the era in which It was given tho times when the dining room eloor was kept locked that there might be no shirking the claret and when tho only chance nt the circuit mess of es caping intoxication was to drop under the table "llko the rest," as Lord Cock burn tells us he did, and lie quiet nay, even when our Judges resented that discredit should be brought on drinking by misconduct. Everybody drank, and much too much, lu those days, but especially the upper classes. A well known politician discharged ids coachmaii for ovorturuiug lilm in his carriage. "1 bad certainly drunk too ....... I. ll ,,.....) .!, ,. ,,.,.., !!).. I was net very drunk, an 1 gentle n.-'.. you know. Minetlmes get thunl.." "I dont -ay you were very drunl: for a geiit'emai;." rot it r- cd Id's timber. "1 tit you were o.-cocf. ugly drui.k ror a coachman:" London Illustrated News, . Caee For a Cutcn Dee When a queen bee becomes mipro ducthe through old age. It Is necessary Tor the bee keeper to supply tlie colony or bees with a new queen. This lie does In the following manner: The old queen Is removed from the hive and i no oecsi-.ie left alone lor about twelve hours or longer, during which Cine they Hud out that they are qiieeuless. : The new queen is then' put Into a cage made of wcnl and wire cloth, with an opening throng!) one end. 'ibis open- lug Is tiled tight with a mp.ture of honey and svg.ir. The cage thus pre- Pared i laid upon the tops or the i rallies in the hive. The boos soon ells- cover the new queen In the cage and set to work upon the honey and sugar. In the hive I cos roeognk.e Mends and strangers by their reuse ol' smell, and a strange queen entering a hive would ' l,(-' vt'' q'dckly killed by the bees. By the time the queen Is liberated from the cage she lias acquired the scent of tlie lihe and is therefore no linger a stranger.- Loudon filobe. ; Eccentric Editions of Books. Mr. George Pomes Layard In a book entitled "Suppressed Plates. Wood Ku- ' gravings. i:te.." writes of tlie ridicu lous people who value such books as ! the first issue or the llrst edition of I Dickons' "American Notes" just be-1 cause there is a mistake in tlie pagi nation, or a tlrst edition of Disraeli's "Lotlialr" because tlie prototype of Mgr. Catesby " is divulged bv mis- printing the name "Capel." or "Poems, by Kobert Burns." first Kdluburgh cdi-' thai, bocatc tlie Duke or Koxborough ' appears as "the Duke or Boxborough," or Barker's "Breeches" Bible of lofJl ' because on the title page of the New i Testament the figures are transposed ' to l-l '.).". or the lirst edition In French ' of Washington living's "Sketch-Book" because the translator, maltreating the' author's name, has declared tlie book to "traduit de I'Anglais do M. Irwin Washington." and in the dedication has labeled Sir Waller Scott "barron net." Cornich Humor. Tlie magistrate at the Llskeard po lice court mlglit well have excused the laughter which greeteel the remark of a police witness only a short time ago vwis professor of mathematics ami us wjio said with all seriousness: "He tronoiny In a New Fngland college, was dnu.k, your Iiotior. and couldn't There was in one of his classes a some- i&U-LJkift'ii'' t0 K0 art-vi "' si 5XU0L lCJi .jyJUjli ill011::1' studious-JTiitiiii-tTTrh-'' . tin."- 'ToS mrnf, V'hdnTwoVill' caiLiones. tlu. I .1. t.. .11. . . u.- liinn mi auoiuer court was tlijs?" Mired metapliors ;re not a peculiar nor Indeed a common faillnc or the oj'il-l!tVM)li hM certnjn clonucut towTTTurrncllb? quite recently got en- tangled wnen in tne course or a pro- traded delate on. the monie.ulous sub ject cf the locaT dust bnisTTie declared Indignantly, "It is time we put orn ( root down with a loud volce."-tagllsh i I'lustrateel Magazine. A Fair Jury, lu a suit some years ago between ra ttier ami son before an Indiana justice of the peace the sextet comprising the Jury came in after three hours' delib eration with tlie following Impartial verdict: "We. the Jury, agree to find Judgment for neither plaintiff nor de- fondant ami find that each pay half the costs." It Is said the verdict struck every one as being so unusually fair that even the parties to the action were satisfied. Case and Comment. Fooled. Lay Lev Is 1 was told tint de farm er wot lives on dat hill paid his haudc Jist tie same whedder dey worked er not, so I went nil' hired l' him. Tired Thomas Den youse played off sick, 1 reckon? Lazy Lewis Yep. an' at de end ov de month I round dat he never paid nobody notliin' moIiow. Chicago News. Broke the Charm. "Well, you are a good little boy. Are yon usually as quiet as this?" "Xo rear, but mother's going to give me a clockwork engine If I don't say anything about your drcaelful reel nose!" London Opinion. In the Fog. i uv "'"" nneepsKins irom the great Towne So you were.' in London, eh? ! ,"""-'hJs of Montana or their possible How die! you duel the weather there? . r,,tlll'e "vals ou the plains of Siberia. Browns-I didn't have to Hud It. ltltho Pn'Pns of Argentina or the fields camo and hunted me up and surround-1 of Australia. Mary's little lamb, mas eel me In cliunks.-Phlladelphla Press. ! aueradlng as brave Swiss ehamolo, has , a wonderful career. A London Jcke. Natural Anxiety. Waiter (who has Just served up some ' A vo,'.y talkative little boy was nl-soup)-Looks uncommonly llko rain. ,MVed l() accompany his father to a sir. Diner-Yes, by Jove, and tastes , bend's '"ouse on tho understanding llko It too! Bring me some thick soup. ,hat llc 8"dd not speak until some London Tatler. hmly "skHl him a question. He re- . malned silent for half an hour. "I'a- How to Be Strong. i tlier," ho then murmured, "when i.ro Man is strong only by union, happy, theygolng to begin askiug me quea only by peace. Bo linn, not obstinate; Hons?" courageous, not turbulent; free, not tin-1 disciplined; prompt, not precipitate. I Comto do Mlrabeau. I woulel not enter in my list ol friends a man who needlessly gets foot upon a worm. Cowper. Flying Fish. ' At mv time Jt was v. Idol;; credited, ll,l,t 'b'hig ,Ih1 possessed tlie power to 'decelerate their assage tin. -ugh the '' "J Hupping tlulr "wings. ' us their enormously elongated pectoral (Ins are ' sometimes called. lia I this I ecu prov- pd tuivo Ihd' would have actually rhar- cd with bills, birds and Insects a pow er which has been denied to nil other living creatures. But men of science lire now ag-eed that the motion ol tilt l!:is some: illicit seen when tlie lisb leaves tlie water Is merely a continua tion of its swimmkig movement and In i " Wi,-V ",lls ,,,(' passage or the llsh ''ough the air. The method of the ,isll's "M" la ,llIs': " rushes through ,llt? water at high speed, huils Itself m,,) ,I,L' atmosphere and. spreading Its lM,"t' "'igi..e this, glides ra idly for- I w,m' unl" lts momentum Is exhausted. i in,,, ,l drops back again Into the wit- ,01- ' '' I" the Impetus rained that those tlsh under favorable condi tions will "lly" for a dlstaice e.f C0( feet. But when once the impetus Is exhausted the fish Id quite unable to sustain itself in the air by muscular effort. -Scientific American. Where the Joke Lay. Ho was an Kugllshtnan. talcing a tri on n Welsh excursion steamboat, and he was watching a group of Welsh col liers larking with one another, when they suddei ly seized one or tin Ir com panions and swung him to and fro. The victim shrieked in terror an the ringleader shouted: "Now. boys, overboard with "im!" So real was tlie horror of the collier that tlie Fnglishman jumped up and Interfered successfully. The collier Priced himself up and backed to a safe seat next tlie iingllshman, who sternly "?l'0vcu him for uttering such nerve shuttering cries. "n wns 01I-V ' Jkc, ami you must ,iavo known it," ho said. The collier wiped his forehead. ",ss ' knowed famous It wass n Joke," lie retorted, "an' that's why J did screech blue murrdurr. Eu don't know tle boys. surr. Tlie joke with them WISS lo s'nick me overboard. Thank en kindly fori- stoppln' 'em!' Pear sou's Weekly. ' . -J.i Didn't Want to Tell. The late Professor Greene, author of Greene's Analysis and the F.ngllsli Grammar with which sei many have wrestled In the ir school days, was onu of the most gee.ial and fathei'.y of uieij. Derlng the later .ve.trs of bis life hu On a certain occasion nTtcr Jones had repeated carefully the test book state ments nbout the effects or the motions of the earth and was trying to rcine'in ber what camo next In tlie book the professor Interposed with: i "Were you ever in the shadow of the earth, Mr. Jones?" 0 i .Tone's (slowly) Xo, sir. .(-i" J Profe'SKor-Whep ad you spent yeiir nights. ':? ' .Tones didn't want to tc!). Uuiver- sallst I.eaelcr. Banquets In Elizabeth's Time, lu Queen Elizabeth's time the' that course or a banquet Is given as w beat en flummery, steweil broth or spinach broth, or sinallage. gruel or hoteh pot. The second conslsteel or fis.k, among which are lampreys, poor John, stuck tlsh and sturgeon, with side dishes ot porpoise. The tblril course comprised quaking puddings, black puddings, bag puddings, white ptuldings and marrow puddings. Then came veal, beef, ca pons, humble pie, mutton, marrow pas ties. Scotch col lops, wild fowl and game, lu the fifth course all kinds of sweets, creams In all their vnrieties. custards, cheese cakes. Jellies, wanton pics, suckets, slllibubs and so on, to be fedlowcd perhaps by white cheese and lansy cake; for drinks, ale. betjr. wine, sack anil numerous varieties of mead or metliegllu. New York Trib une. Chamois Maker Is a Magician. Most everybody uses chamois, and everybody imagines it comeB from the graceful goats of the Swiss Alps, but It doesn't. It really halls from the cavernous depths or tanneries of Pen body, In Xcw Eugland. Pcabody tan ners make beautiful leathers of uhuup pells. The chamois maker Is a magi, clan of the leather trade. To bis door She Speaks Out. "You aren't earning very much." "But, my darling, two enn live as cheaply as one." "I don't yearn to live cheaply, young man."-St. Louis Bepublic. ' i I . , .--.? t- -f 'e- f -'. ., ..-j c- '-,