The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, February 14, 1908, Image 4
' J.l fef ! i r It ta CONSTANCY-My Valentine. By WALTER HURT. By the gnrlnndod K'to or tlio imrdou I waif, Whore tho reddest of roneH run riot, Where tlio hrovvn thrush a madrigal slug to IiIh mnto And quivers his four through ilioqmor. In tlio languorous must of iho lavondur dunk I pray for your promised returning; Through tho miirvoloiiH mist, of tlio dawn's umethy-t Tho watch-flros of Lovo still nr burning. Whilo softest of skio with tlio depths of your eyes Their blessing of bluo bend aliovo you, With all of Its hoat-i my fou I lioari ropoats : I lovo you -I lovo you I lovo you." In tho dust of distrust, in tho blight of tho night, Whatever of woo may botido me, I roach out my hands over dosoiato sands And find your own rnudy to guide me, When lifo become strife wHi miseries rifo And vladuesH goosd n In tho gloom, gropo toward tho grin'e of ymir josimiiio faco And the world is a giu-l o in 'doom. In a thousand of oar with lioir teaching of tears ay my lips learn to toil lm they mis you; Iu reverent dreams forever it, eems I kiss you, and kiss you, and kiss you. When Juno Is u-swoon 'nonth tho kisses of noon, Or yot in tho nights of November, My faith is without any shii-oii of doubt The ( I roams of tho past to dismombor. Whilo Memory cieops hack thr uuh t Jio twilight of Time To pause at tho place whcro wo parted And pluck from tho dust a pour fragment of rhymo Lovo dropped at your foot, broken-hearted. And though well I know wherever you go That heaven's sweet care will caress you, I coasolessly pray through tho dark and tho day "God bless you, and bies-t you, and bloss you." to a lawyer to know how to break up the paper tind run It six months. He was charged $2 for the advice. ' Passing through a certain part of the c mn try one day a stranger read this slim: ''Danger! If any man or woman lot his orhcr cow stray into tins here cornfield. Ids or her tall shall be cut off, as the case may be." A St. Jami'B, Mo., newspaper office was shot Into with buckshot by the local grooor because of his ad, which should have read: "A fresh stock of airy butler dally." The printer used an "h" Instead of n "d" in the word dairy." The pi inter takes more chances than any other man on earth. A merchant asked an editor In a cer tain Michigan town to roast the city administration for letting an itinerant peddler come in and undersell him on goods. This Is what tho editor wrote: "City Dads You will hereby take notice that you are roasted for per mitting peddlers to sell goods here. The merchant for whom we do this favor has his Job printing done in Ch oa go." A negro arraigned in a south Mis souri court on the charge of stealing a cow pleaded not guilty. "Ah nevah stoled dat cow." be explained to the judge. "Yob Iloniili, she took a fancy toe tne and follered me home. Ah tried tor shoo her 'buck, but, no sah, she wouldn't go. Dat night she bawled so hahd Ah had ter let hull in my balm so's mail fainbly could git some sleep." One winter afternoon Mark Twain took the train for his home, but a ter rific snowstorm was raging, and about half way to his suburb the train was snowed in. All night the passengers were imprisoned, but early in the 'morning they managed to reach a nearby teleiraph station and Mark sent the following dispatch to his of fice: "Will not be in the office. Have not got home yesterday yet." m to to to to to m to to to to to to to m to to to to to to to A miouncement fifE have purchased the Robin ff son & Burden grocery stock and are getting lined up ready for business. We appreciate the liberal patron age already shown us and extend a cordial invitation to you to call and give us a trial. We will treat you right. ' Respectfully, m to to to to m to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to '.!? m a 4 w? tojonnson & oonerw ' Successors to Robinson & Burden JJ fl Bell Phone No. 4. Rural Phono No. 62. J: 1Sw M l"'S3t tf '''f'ff'C'''S''''!?'m'tf' vCoughs of Children EsiKcially night coughs. Na ture needs a little help to quiet the irritation, control the in flammation, check the progress of thedisease. Our advice is r-give the children Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Ask your doctor If thi9 is his advice also. He knows best. Do as he says. W publish our formula! We binlah Moohol from our nioJIolnes Wo urce you to oon.uii your doctor yers He Always Remembered. A smile lurked at the corners of Mrs. Lombard's mouth as she listened to tho plaint of tho school friend whom the pork packer's wife to "render" something on the piano! Many a husband is hungry for the she had not seen for more than ten love his wife wastes on the dorg! , years. "I'm afraid, dear," she said. darned curiosity is al- J . ,...., ,i .. .... your piaus. xou see, l uiiuiiuu u iui- curiosity is al- for the husband's 3f you think constipation is of trifling xbnscquence, just ask your doctor. He -adll disabuse you of that notion in short r.:ardw. "Correct it, at once!" he will ,!ty. Then ask him about Ayer's Pills. -JL'niild liver pill, all vegetable. --- IIjuIo by tbe J. C, Ayor Co., Lowell, TSwts Wise and Otherwise. .The echo always has tho last word! ljjiving on love is all right between ' inralsl 3t. ujisets a man terribly to lose his limited Civil ii,nr.c at the bank! 1 i.Tdany a black mustache has p;i looting woman's face red! 31. is not considered good form to ask A woman's ways responsible lies! Many men believe honesty pays in the long run, but they are too fat to run long! The Diogenes of today, hunting for an honest man, would have his lantern stolen! Many a man would sacrifice the bis cuits mother used to make for the dough that uncle made! It almost makes a man a woman hater when he thinks it is only the female mosquitoes that bite him! The man about to be operated on for an enlarged liver sent for a minister. He wanted to be opened with prayer! A bald-headed man will stand for hours watching Hies get stuck on lly paper, and feel only partially revenged at that! Too many rich philosophers tell you that money doesn't make happiness, and then they go out and sandbag everybody in sight for more of the filthy lucre. When an office girl takes pity on a stray cat she usually goes out, buys u nickel's worth of pickles and thou won ders why tho eat is so ungrateful as not to eat them. A fellow who had been criticised by the editor of a local newspaper applied JnjS TSicre is never a question as to K3 Fro the absolute purity and health- K3 OKj fulness of food raised with K getful man too." "Why, yon told me not ton minutes ago that your husband hail never yet forgotten your birthday or your wed ding anniversary," cried her friend, "aud you told me you'd been married nearly eleven years! That's ever since tho year after father took us all abroa'd." "Yes," said Mrs. Lombard demurely, "I have. That's a long time, Isn't! It? But, you see, one thing was in my fa vor 1 was born on the Fourth of July. Mr. Lombard couldn't very well forget the national holiday. Aud as soon as I'd found out how forgetful ho was I decided to be married on an other holiday. "I suppose us you were abroad you didn't realize that the date of my wed ding was unusual people aren't often married on the Ulid of February, 1 think. But. you see, by a little Ju dicious plnnning I've been saved the necessity of reminding him about our anniversary." Youth's Companion." Real Estate Transfers. For tho week ending Tuesday, Feb. 11, furnished by the Fort Abstract Co., L. II. Fort, Manager. Mate of Nebraska to Georges Amack, deed lot 10 so sw 5-1-108 .107 I'eter C. Oberg to II. Gandrcault wd ne 10 and mv 20-3-12 12,000 Oliver D. Hedge, sheriir, to Le nora E. Warren, sd lots 1, 2, '.', and !, block 10, Smith and Morris addition to Ked Cloud. 105 State of Nebraska to V. II. Boner, deed et set 21-2-10. . . . 5(50 Moritz Adlcr to John Uarkley, qcd lots I and 2, block 2, Gar ber's 2nd add to Red Cloud.. . 70 Total si:i,ao2 Mortgages filed, 85,030. Mortgages released, $5,047.50. Sweetly Thoughtful. The Do Jones back lawn was a lawn in name only. It was really an arid desert bald, so to speak and In dry weather It was always as dusty as a motor track. To the astonishment of Mrs. Do Smythe, who lived next door, she one day saw her devoted husband turning the garden hoso upon the Do Jones' "lawn." "Well, I uever!" she exclaimed. "I'm sure I wouldn't troublo to lay the dust In tho Do Jones' back yard, John, es pecially as they are such a hateful lot of gossips. Small thanks you'll got for your troublo anyway." Hubby turned to his better half with a smile which told of mixed pleasure and, v indict iv'encss. "That's all right, my dear. Their dulling little FIdo was washed suow white this morning. Now lie's out there rolling about llko a barrel and rubbing the mud well into his lleecy coat. Trust your .husband, my sweet, for real, unadulterated thoughtful- ness!" London Scraps. ) An essay on the piano by Jimmy Jones: "A planer are a insterment of torhhure, made mostly to annoy the nabors on. 'Everybody in the nabor hood's got it in for the gurl that bangs the planer. It are for many purposes, one of which are for the young swel wot conies to see his gurl. At tluun times she alus plais tunes yon can't tell apart, which is elassikel music. Fnkel Bill sais if he goes ter hell he nos the devil'l put him in a room with a gurl who plais clapslkel songs on' a planer." Saunders Bros. lumbers Coal Dealers RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA. Wo have in stock at all times a complete lino of Building Material aud Good Coal. 0r prices aro reasonable. Wo solicit your patron-' age. Bell Tel. GO. Farmers Ind. 71.; Music Lessons Free on Violin. Mandolin or Guitar. If you would like to learn to play any of these instruments call at once and take advantage of this opportunity, .loin the first club and got a good start. Tuition absolutely free. AuoAnuiour'.s Studios, I'otter Block, Red Cloud,. Neb. Mrs. J. C. Wolf. Mrs. Martha A. Wolf, aged 05 years, died Saturday morning at the home of hcr daughter, Mrs. George Reed, east of Ked Cloud. Funeral services were held Monday, conducted by Rev. G. W. Hummel. , An old lady was carefully brushing Jier hair one morning in winter in the presence of a .small grandson. As is UMial when the air is cold and crisp, her hair was bristling. "Why, grand mother, what makes your hair stick out like that?'" asked the small boy In wonder. "Only the electricity Unit gets into my hair these days," she re plied. "Well, if we haven't got the funniest family I ever saw! You've got, electricity in your hair aud mu'.s got gas in her .stomach." t m m i!W ife'W f, iii' a T jx , $ !k, fit ". .' 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