w w : V 31 m , Ahvfc4vkfcuxfcikiunfcU(aa vuofciouoAtininioiojoinioifti 3 I Neutsy Notes ?wm 4 uaTHKRBD FROM CAMPBliLL (From thu Citizen.) Honry Ii mi ks and Miirlo Woirlok noro tniirriod Sunday nt the Gorman Luthoran church in Campbell. .1. C. Brooks, jouthoust, of town, is building u now Iioiiho ami burn, im provements that will cost him about iuwo. Miss Bertlia Hrio.kson, following an nit nek or appendicitis, was takon to Omaha Friday of last week to bo opor ntud on. MIsh Lulu Hughes on last Wodnos day closed n vory successful and sat isfactory torm of school in IMst. No. 20. Mrs. O. Boaueheno, who was takon to tho hospital at Omaha lust week, is recovering rapidly from an operation which alio undorwont. BLUE HILL. From tho Loader.) Fred Gorlach, of nour Ilosomontf left Monday for Logan county with a car of young cattlo which ho is tak ing for his son, who is farming thoro. Wo learn that Miss Boulah Ashby of Hildroth, daughter of W. S. Ashby, our predecessor, was married to II. II. Childros at Holdrcgo last Thursday ovoniiu. Tho I. O. O. P. lodgo horo after Riv ing eight newmemborK tho final initia tion, gave a banquet Monday evening. Rev. Hummel, of Rod Cloud, was af forded thu placo of honor at tho tablo ii nd delivered a vory nico talk on tho benefits derived from Odd Fellowship. LEBANON. (From tho Times ) Tho Lebanon high school baso ball team dropped another gamo to Smith Center Friday. Scoro f to 2. At highunou on Monday, April 22, Robt. It. Nowtou and Miss Lutdlo Rico iroro united in the holy bonds of matrimony. Cliiroid Hatch and a Miss Scott of Concordia, passed through Lebanon Wednesday evening enrouto to Burr Oak, where Clifford's brother had drowned Wednesday. W. W. Johnson was charging his soda fountain Tuesday afternoon when ono of tho tanks exploded. Some part of it struck Will on tho right hand bruising it badly. Tho flro engine was called to tho Chas. Winogar homo Tuesday in re sponse to an alarm. Somo straw had boon piled against a shod adjoining tho barn and had caught flro in somo manner. FRANKLIN (From the Sentinel.) A. Van Camp departed Friday morning for Koarnoy on receipt of news announcing that his fatlior was critically ill at that placo. Josso Burton's forco of railroad workmen wero put to work Friday grading nud leveling off the ball grounds south of Burkor's hall. A strange pageant passed through our streets last Saturday afternoon, iwontictn contury progress, you see Tho spectacle was that of Jas. Conk- preach at Benny Creek school house ling driving his hogs to market, not Sunday at 11a.m. A cordial invitn on foot with staff in hand, but with Ition is extended to all. his automobile. Tho baso ball boys have built n fluo grand stand on their grounds south or Markers hull this week capable of you are dissatisfied. Return the bal seating several hundred people. It is mice of the tube to your druggist, and covered and will prove a profitable your money will be cheerfully roturn attractioii for those who will view our , cil. Take advantage of this olVer. Sold ball games this hummer. SMITH CENTER (From tho Messonger) Tho big well for oil, gas or mineral is now down 1,IK0 feet and is tied up on account of caving sand. Last Friday ovoning No. 10, oast bound, known as tho "Jersey," at (J p. in. run onto a few railroad ties laid lengthwise in tho middle of tho track, ut the crossing two miles east of Atliol, where Hanson was killed throe years ago. Guy, thirteen year old son of Henry Irish of Martin township, met with n serious accident Tuesday evening while out to the pasture driving iu the cows. Ho was found beside the body of his dead horse iu an unconscious condition, About 10 o'clock Tuostlay night, tho Red Front" caught lire. Alex Oglo titbtlofctbtlnlnloioloi(M'tiUrfe fr t Neighboring Tomns OUR EXCHANGES had a restaurant, in tho building and was fixing the gasolluo tank to his cof fee heater, when quick as a Hash flro caught to every iuflttmmablo ',fabric in ten feet of tho tank. For a moment or two, Ogle and ouo or two othets tried to beat tho (Ire outbutthey could not make it. SUPERIOR (From thu Journal') A. M. Miller is enjoying a visit from a cousin, a Mr. Young, who is a bro ther of tho noted baso ball pitcher Si Young. Miss Dora Spoor certainly has staying qualifies rarely found in a school teachor or anyone elso, for that matter. Miss Spoor was elected teaoher in the Superior public schools for the twonty-third time at. tho last meeting of tho school board, having boon teachor in tho primary depart ment of tho Superior public schools forvtwouty-two consecutive yours. GUIDE ROCK (From tho News Letter.) Orla Lamb started Thursday evening for California, wlioro ho expects to spend the summer. Goorgo McCall had tho misfortuno to cut his hand protty sovoroly tho foro part of tho week on a lawn mower. Georo Columbia started Friday morning for Manitou Springs, Colorado whoro ho has concluded to locate for tho summer. Ho will drive through with a couplo of teams and will doubt less have an enjoyable trip. BLOOMINGTON (From the Advocate.) Thoro seems to bo a movement on hand to organize a baud iu this city for the coming season. Chas. Conkling was quite seriously hurt one day this wool; by being drag ged by an unruly horso. Mrs. W. If. Millor roturnod tho first of tho week from Omaha, where slio had been for two weeks at ono of tho hospitals. Tho baso ball fans of fhis city met last night and organized the first nine for tho season of '07 by electing Chas C. Brown mnuagor ami lid Lantz socrotary and treasurer. LINE Listing corn is the order of tho day. S. C. Shuck has shipped his cattlo to Kansas City. L. A. Haskins and W. J. Huskins shipped their cattle to St. Joe this week. Amos Gust is nble to bo around again aftor passing through a sovoro siogo of asthma. Rev. Crawford and wifo nnd Mrs. Miller of Lebanon were guests of John Shoop this week. Miss Cora Weosnor has closed her school in district No. 8. She gavo good satisfaction. Kov. J. J. Campbell and wifo visited friends in Lino tho last of tho week. They will move to Sutherland, Nob., some time in May. Rev. Struyor of Bed Cloud will Your money refunded if after using three-fourths (",) of a tube of MntiXiiii I by Henry Cook's drug store. "Pineulcs" (non-alcoholic) made from resin from our pine forests, used for hundreds of year.s for Bladder and Kidney diseases. Medicine for thirty days, 81. (iiiaraiitced to give satisfac tion or money refunded. (let our guarantee coupon from Henry Cook's drug storii A friend of the hom" A foe of the Trust Calumet Baking Powder Complies with the Pure Food Laws of all States. LONDON ROWDIES. The Way They Terrorized the Citizens In the Old Days. Some curious particulars of the dan gers of London streets in the old days are given In an article on "The Scow rors and thr Mohocks" In tho British Monthly Review. The favorite prac tice of the Seowrers was to Invade somo tavern In the evening, drive out tho customers, 111 treat tho proprietor and his attendants, wreck the prem ises and, above all, "roar." Steele tells of the Mohocks, ono of whose pas times was to "Inclose women in casks and roll them down the street." In " 1712 a royal proclamation was Issued I offering a reward of 100 for tho ap prehension of any Mohock. Soon after the accession of George IV. to Lie throne In 1820 there was a recrudes cence, though hi a milder form, of Mohock rowdyism, and attacks on the watch "boxing the Charlies," as the phrase wont one more became fash ionable among the wilder spirits of Loudon. Those revelries, however, were rudely disturbed by the estab lishment in 182!) by Sir Robert Peel of an olllcifiit body of police. Yet again In early Victorian days there was another Mohock outburst un der tho auspices of the Martinis of Wn terford, and once more knockers and bell handles wore wrenched off, public monuments injured, lights extinguish ed and crockery smashed. This form of humor, however, was quite wasted upon the local authorities, the marquis being promptly Knocked down by a watchman and taken up half dead. The same authority tells us that In the following your ho and some other men of fashion were convicted at Derby as sizes of trying to overturn a caravan, ' screwing up a toll barkeeper and paint ing houses and people rod. For these recreations they were fined 100 apiece. ' MODERN FAIRYLAND. Electricity Moro Potent Than Aladdin's Famous Lamp. I Was Aladdin's lnmp so very wonder ful? Today wo touch a button when a messenger is needed; we press an-' other, and the room Is Hooded with ' light. It Is not recorded that Aladdin's old brass Implement was of any value for Illuminating a dark room. Our slaves of the lamp do not terrify us by tlioli Horrid appearance. They aro placed afar off in a home of their own and are always ready to furnish us with light and heat at any time of tile day or night. Is not that simpler and more direct than to have to carry an ugly piece or brass about with us, which when rubbed did not give what was wanted, but merely brought the servant V And was the magic "mirror so much superior to the telephone? Who would not prefer to talk with his friends to merely seeing them dimly through a (loaded mirror? Truly the telephone Is one of the most romantic devices', that has over rewarded man's endeav ors. And yet the magic mirror, while it seems improbable, may lead to it, but i' von then It would only supple ment the telephone. And in what way was the fairy boat or coach superior to the electric launch ' or automobile? True, the rider did not know how or why It moved, but this ' same advantage holds for many who today use these very equipages. And one can canity believe that we are not far from the true Hying machine. J Kleetrlcal Review. A Real Distinction. A young matron of West Kuil avenue Is the only one of her family who Is not In "Who's Who," her father being n well known clergyman and her moth-1 or, brother and sister being more or' less celebrated writers. One day her sister was condoling with her on her lack of distinction In this respect. i "Never mind, Belle," said the literary sister, "you may not be In 'Who's Who.' but you're the only member of the family who Is In the telephone book, and that costs real money." New York Press, Your Eyes and Your Stomach. It was a matter of surprise to Emer son, says t':e Health Record, that tho following little piece of advice by De tjulucy should not have attracted more attention: "The depth and subtlety of the eyes vary exceedingly with the state of the stomach, and If young la dles were aware of the magical trans format loir which can be wrought In the deptli and sweetness of the eye by a few weeks exercise I fancy we 1 should see tl habits on this point al tered greatly for the better." HIS TWO BOYS. O'M the Hero, the Other the Black Sheep of the Family. "Let's see," said the man who had been away a long time, "you had two boys, didn't you?" "Yes," replied Pat. "They would uv been three nv thlin, but one was born a girl." "I remember now. Tom and Andy you named them, after Thomas Jeffer son and Andrew Jackson, didn't you?" "Yes." "As I remember Tom he was a very bright little fellow. I never knew so much about Andy?" I .. "Ah. but that Andy! He's tho boy! He led the big lague twlct In battin', and now he's managln' a club In Mis souri and has a contract for five years at a terrible big salary. Me and his ma can't get over bein' glad wo never made Andy go to school, but lot him play ball In all the corner lots of the neighborhood. And all tho neighbors have Ills pitcher In their parlors. They are proud of him." "That's fine. I am glad to hear that Andy Is doing so well. But what about Tom? I always had an Idea that ho was going to turn out well." "No: Tom ain't ainotintln' to much. Ho was more for wastln' his time goln' to college and that. He's only the chief Ht'ry adviser or something like that, for one of these concerns that prints j books. But thin, you knoAv, they say there's n black sheep In nearly every family." Kansas City Independent. A FISH'S TAIL The Wonderful Power It Develops In Its Strokes. A fish's tall Is Its whig. Thanks to the machinery of muscle set along Its spine and to Its cleaving form, a trout or salmon can dart through the water at a tremendous pace, though Its rapid flights, unlike the bird's, are not long ones. It is soon dead beat. Tho wa ter is not so friendly to flight as the air. The stroke of the fish's tail is due of great power, and by means of It ami the writhing, suakellko flexion of the body, high speed Is reached. The strength behind this speed is shown in the way a II di or sea mammal out of the water will raise its tall and strike the ground or boat. A fbhoriuun told tho writer he once had a rude proof of this power. He caught and, with aid. got Into his Inat a whale thresher. Aft er lying still awhile as if spent or dy fng, the creature, on Its captor ap proaching, suddenly lashed furiously up and down. Tho startled nieii and their captive between them nearly up set the boat. It was an experience they wish never to repeat. The slap ping stroke of a helpless and landed fish may be often a spasm and no more, but when a large and naturally aggressive fish or manimal like this thresher lashes on the enemy up proachlug. it docs look like conscious fight.-Coorge It. Dewar. Two Apiece. Bailie Craig, tho magisterial author ity of a small town in Scotland, had six stout sons, with whom he loved to parade the market place, says Dr. j Kerr In his "Memories." They furnish- j ed him the basis of a mathematical J Joke. . j "A line family you have." strangers would often say. "Is this the wholo ' of it?" "No. Indeed." the bailie would reply. "I have two sisters at homo for each and every one of them." "What!" the visitor would exclaim, rapidly counting the sons. "Twelve daughters':" "No, Indeed, .lust two." Cromwell and Foolscap. The triumph of Cromwell! What N foolscap? Kvcrybody the world over recognizes that paper foolscap size means a standard measurement of thirteen Inches by sixteen, yet how few can give the reason why. Iu Kngluiid the paper mark was originally a crown. and when the commonwealth was set up Cromwell was approached as to' what mark should 1m used In the fu ture. He, with characteristic contempt for crowns, replied, "A find's cap," nnd so it became and remained, for at the restoration' the matter was overlooked until too late to act upon the ultimate discovery. London l 'hronlcle. Mme. do Stael's Reply. Mine, de Stael Is responsible for a contribution to the woman suffrage question which may Interest those who' have done and suffered for the cause. ' "I have no taste," said Napoleon in talking to her, "for women who meddle with politics." "You may perhaps be ' right." replied Mine, de Stael, "but since people have taken I lie freedom to cut off their heads on account of poll tics they ought at least to be allowed ' Jo understand why." Westminster Ga Kette. INHUMAN TORTURES. The Old English Custom of Burning Women Alive. I The horrible punishment of burning women alive seems to have existed in ' Snxou Ihiglnnd, but perhaps only In ' the case of slave, ruder the Norman rulers any woman, bond or free, who killed her husband was burned alive, and the same mlsliment for this crime and also for high treason and even for coining and other minor of fenses continued or arose from time to time through the second and third periods until it was abolished by act of parliament In 1Ti)u. the last actual execution of this kind having, how ever, taken place six year.s earlier. The whipping of women for various of- fouKos continued even later. Public whipping was not abandoned until 1SI7. and cases of private whipping oc-' currod as late as lS'JO. I There can be no doubt, we think, that the savage human Instinct of cruelty had something to do with the' barbarous punishments above men- tioued. As the old Roman public longed for the carnage of tho circus, ' asthc "Spanish populace crowded to the nufo-dn-fe in the flourishing day of the Inquisition, so the lower (per haps not only tho lower) strata of Eng lish nationality took delight In witness ing tortures which In all probability wen derlsed and kept up partly for their entertainment. Judge Jeffreys In sentencing a woman to bo whipped U reported to have said: "Hangman, I charge you to pay par t wtilar attention to this lady. Scourge her till her blood runs down. It fc Christmas time, a cold time for madam to strip. See that you burn her shoul ders thoroughly." Cornhlll Magazine. SAVING MONEY. Getting the Firct Thousand Dollars and What It Teaches. "Get the first $1,000. After that mon ey making Is easy." This Is the old time Kiige advice of the hard headed, self made man. That axiom lias sot many men to saving. They fix upon that sum as tho glittering, faroff her ald of a fortune some time to be made. To a man on a small salary a salary, say, out of which something can bo saved weekly without too much depri vation -the advice Is good. There h something hi It that acts as a stlmuloH to economy. And who will deny that economy Is a good thing or that any truth that lights tho way to It should not he knoyn? Many men, therefore, have been buoyed up hi their economic by the belief tint the tlrst $1,000 is the hard est to got and that afterward all tin? reft would be easy and the good thing of the world that follow a bountooiK supply of money would be within easy reach. It is a pity that the man wh invented that saying could not al.-v have told us with equal advantage how to turn the $1,000 over and make two of it. It takes a long time to make a wage earner see that "money works." Ills idea of making money is to work for It himself. It never occurs to him that money works much easier than he can and without any of the hardship--he himself experiences that Is to s.iy. until lie has got the Hr?t Sl.iMM). Thut nsually makes a young man feel like .i financier, ami he talks wisely of investments.- Denver Republican. Just Keep On. When today's ditliciiltles overshadow yesterday's triumphs and obscure the; bright visions of tomorrow, when plans upset and whole years of ell'ort. seem to crystallize Into a single hour of concentrated bitterness, when little annoyances cat Into the mind very quickly and corrode the jiower to view things calmly, when the Jolts of mis fortuno threaten to Jar loose the Judg ment from Its moorings, remember that in every business, iu every career, there are valleys to cross, as well as hills to scale; that every mountain range of hope Is broken by chasms of discouragement through which run tor rent streams of despair! To quit In the cluiMu Is to fall. See always hi your mlnd's eye thoe sunny summits or sui-ce-s! Don't quit iu the chasm I Keep on! System. Just Won It. Magistrate- You didn't steal this, watch? Prisoner - No. sir. Magistrate Then how did you get It? Prisoner -I won It on a bet. Magistrate What: was the lct? Prisoner I bet a friend that 1 could take It away from the mtiu who says I stole It. Illustrated Bits. Protecting His Interests. Mr. Tightwad (hi Pullman carl Could I borrow your whisk broom for a few moments, sir?. The Porter No, sail. y(' couldn't! If dey's gwlne to be any 'scrlmluiitlon 'gin de negro In ill hea 1 1 cah. I ain't a-gwlno to be no access'ry befo' do fact!- Puck. L. SHERMAN, General Auctioneer Residence: Pirt door south of Red Cloud .Mill, 101 South Webster street. Can be. found at home every fore noon. Terms reasonable. Just Received, a Car of FLOUR. AT PLUMB'S FLOUR and FEED STORE You can save money by taking 500 pounds of him. Su' 1 h .. "W iMwy