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Doctors
If you arc suffering from
impure blood, thin blood, de
bility, nervousness, exhaus
tion, you should begin at once
with Ayer's Sarsaparilla, the
Sarsaparilla you have known
all your life. Your doctor
knows it,too. Askhimaboutit.
Ton mint look nf offer tlio condition of
Tour liver mid bowel. IJiiIpi tlmr l ilalljr
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HAIR VIGOR.
AflUP. CUKG.
CHERRY PECTORAL.
riding with Harry Fclght they hiul
occasion to stop in front of tliu post
olllce, and while there for some cause
the horse started up suddenly, and
the buggy having no top, and a low
hack, Uncle Levi was suddenly thrown
out backwards, lighting upon his
shoulders and head, Injuring him severely.
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Deaths and Funerals.
GODFREY'S TANKARD.
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TWENTY YEARS AGO
Items of News Found In The
Chief of Twenty Years Ago
Thl Week
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S. Dyer contemplates a trip to Texas.
Marshal Hutchison is after the un
licensed canines.
Win. Plohrs has recently received
$1000 back pension.
Adutu Saladon is the proud posses
sor of a six-footed pig.
Mrs. L. M. Clapp and Mrs. Will
Cttu&Koti have gone to Colorado.
Uncle Levi Moore has returned from
Ills trip among the Jayhawkers.
Will Dickinson has resigned his po
rtion at MoFarland's, and gone east.
Miss Sadie Dickenson has gone to
Qcrmantown, Kansas, to visit an
ncle.
Undo John Tomlinson sold the team
that hauled the first bus in Lincoln.
Tho price paid was 8425.
Mrs. L. L. Haskins of Wisconsin,
pother of L. A. Haskins, is visiting
Jter son and family, near lied Cloud.
John Florhs has purchased 5 acres
tf land of Ed ICullogg and expects to
quumcucc the erection of u residence
30011.
Our imp blushed deeply the other
Oay when a gentleman mistook our
hree story edillce for a laundry and
TCJUited Satan to do up a dirty shirt
Jo hiui.
J. W. llentley, wife and child, were
Ihrown from their buggy Sunday
evening, while driving near the rail
road track In the vicinity of the Red
Cloud mill. Their horse was fright
ened by some equestrians riding up
suddedly from the rear, and became
xrauxanageahlc. The buggy was a
otal wreck.
Died, at her home in Crete, Tucs
vlny, May 18, Mrs. Uuth 11. Cory, aged
'CO years, fi months and 1.1 days. Mrs.
Cory was born in Orangeville, N. Y.,
December 3, 18 IS. In 1837 she was
married to Sanford J. Cory, who was
iustantly killed by the falling of a
Jtfiab from a tree December 17, 185',!.
Jtfrs. Cory was the mother of Mrs. I.
Vrisbie of this city.
Mrs. Dellart went to McCook this
"Week in response to a telegram an
nouncing the serious illness of her
jfmtid-daughter, Mattle Calmes. Mot
tle died on Sunday after a pajnful Ill
mess of three weeks' duration, aged 12
years. Her remains were brought to
&l Cloud by her grief-stricken par
ets, and were buried in the Ked
Cloud cemetery, llev. Hummell otllciat
ing. A. young cyclone struck the city Sat
urday night, scattering things "gala
west and crooked," but fortunately
doing no serious harm to buildings.
n. Emlgh had a narrow escape from
death while trying to secure a gate in
Ids his back yard. The wind caught
Tip a large bench, whirling it through
tfco air, striking the doctor on the
ight leg with such force as to knock
hhn down.
Mr. VanAlstine, the veterinary sur
geon, who lately came to lied Cloud
to practice his profession, was severe
ly injured one day this week while
attempting to doctor a horse. It
ftfienw that the horse's shoulder was
tjtrseased, and while the doctor was
gating the same the horse became
iraetlous, throwing VanAlstine vio
Jontly against a wagon, injuring him
internally.
Uncle Levi Moore met with quite a
aerious accident on Tuesday night of
tlia week. It seems that while out
smffip
Mrs. Lydla A'; Bailey.
Mrs. Lydla A. llailey, mother of J.
II. Uailey, died at the home of her son,
Herbert Uailey, five miles northeast of
(Juide Hock, last Saturday afternoon,
aged 81 years, and 1) months. Funeral
services were held at the home of Her
bert llailey Sunday afternoon, con
ducted by Rev. Duxhamner, and inter
ment was in the Guide lioek cemetery.
Lydia A. Smith was born in Jell'er
son county, New York, August 1821,
where she was married to George
llailey in 1811. She removed with her
husband to Kenosha county, Wis., and
from there to Webster county In 1873.
She was the mother of nine children,
live of whom, four sons and one daugh
ter, survive her as follows: J. II,
llailey of this city, II. A. llailey, Mt.
Clare, Neb., F. W. llailey, Hostwiek,
Neb., II. S. llailey, Guide Rock, Neb.,
Mrs. Wm. Greenlee of Long Reach,
California.
Two Ribs Broken.
Charles S. Palmer is nursing two
broken ribs which will incapacitate
him from work for some time to come.
While he and Joe Rarta were working
on a new house at II. J. Sheldon's
place, four miles north of town, the
scaffold broke and they fell to the
ground, a distance of about eight feet.
Mr. Palmer struck a trestle in falling,
wll,h the result that two of his ribs
were broken. Mr. Rarta also re
ceived some severe bruises.
A Seventeenth Century Itellc of the
I'litKuc In London.
A curious historical relic of London
Is the Inrge tankard of solid sliver pre
sented by Charles II. to Sir Edmund
Berry Godfrey for his vnluablo services
during the plague and the lire of Lon
don, for which he received the honor of
knighthood in 1000. The tankard,
which Is of plain silver, has n hinged
cover and weighs nearly thirty-six
ounces. Its front Is engraved with tho
royal arms mid the crest of the recipi
ent, together with inscriptions In Latin
and engravings of scenes connected
with the lire, which are still In excel
lent preservation. The engraving of
tho penthouse men carrying corpses to
the dismal plague pit and that of the
crowded blocks of houses surmounted
by flames are very quaint and curious.
Sir Edmund, who was born In 1(521 at
Selllnge, In Kent, was a timber mer
chant, possessing wharfs at Dowgato
city and at Charing Cross. He prosper
ed, became Justice of the peace for
Westminster and member of parlia
ment for Wlnchllsea. In history, as no
render of Macnulay and Green will
need to bo told, his name Is most fa
mous hi connection with his mysterious
murder, which was popularly attribut
ed to Uic zeal with which he had devot
ed himself to unraveling the alleged
popish plot His body was found In a
ditch near Primrose hill, face down
ward and penetrated by his own sword,
under circumstances which precluded
the Idea of suicide or robbery.
Tho excitement caused by this still
mysterious event Is Indicated by tho
fact that when the funeral procession
left the city, with great pomp and
pageant, for tho burial ground of St.
Mnrtln's-In-the-Felds, It was preceded
by 70 clergy and followed by upward
ct 1,000 persons of distinction.
THE JAW AND THE TEETH.
IN A POISON FACTORY.
The Deadly DruRi Have a Fnnclnu
tlon For the Workmen.
"Slip on this glass mask," said thi
foreman. "You will need It"
The visitor donned the uncanny nmsi-.
of glass, and tho foreman led the way
to Uie cyanide of potassium depart
ment "We make 1,000 tons of cyanide
year," he said. "A dose of live grains
Is a fatal one. Thus our iiumial prod
uct Is enough to kill 2,500.000 people."
He opened a door, and a room tilled
with writhing Jinnies, dense shadows,
sparks, smoke and weird figures In
glass masks was revealed. In tho cen
ter of the room, In u great caldron, 100
pounds of molten cyanide of potas
sium bubbled and seethed. The flames
glinted strangely on the glass masks.
The foreman coughed.
"These fumes," ho said, "aro whole
some. The men, you see, are all ro
bust I have known weakly chaps,
working hero among these strange
fumes, to pick up health and strength."
In another clean, cool room the fin
ished cyanide was stored. It looked
like crystallized white sugar, good
enough to eut.
"Good enough to eat," said tho fore
man gravely. "Well, wo have had
men cat It Four men committed sui
cide hi that way.
"The fumes Beera to create In our
men n desire to taste the drug. They
fight this desire, most of them, suc
cessfully, but they all feel It, the same
as workers In coffee plants want to
chew the coffee beans, and some feel
It so strongly as to succumb." Cin
cinnati Enquirer.
What May Happen If We Continue
Vain Soft Fooda.
The teeth are really appendages of
the skin, and not of the skeleton, as
people generally believe. The Jaw Is
formed In accordance with the neces
sity for providing a hold for tho teeth
that Is, If there were no teeth to come,
the jaw would grow differently, and
would not have Its present shape. The
jaw Is not an Independent part as It
would like to be; It has to form Itself
to accommodate tenants with which,
Btrlctly speaking, It has no ties of kin
dred. Tho use of soft foods decreases the
size of the teeth, and they will ulti
mately disappear, unless we make
more use of them.
As there docs not seem to be any
likelihood of a change In our habits,
we must expect to lose them In course
of time. Then the Jaw will assume
probably another shape. Further, tho
gums might disappear, for there can
be no use for them after the disappear
unco of tho teeth.
Tbe loss of the teeth makes the lips
fall in, and brings us near to the Punch
form of face! We And it impossible to
pronounce sounds, such as t, d, sh, ch.
The change of face, so to say, will cor
talnly lead to a modification of tho
tongue, and this In turn to the Inability
to pronounce other sounds.
VIRGINS' GARLANDS.
Atonic Dyapepala.
Tho ultimate cause of atonic dys
pepsia Is constitutional depression. It
may be due to overwork, and especial
ly to prolonged worry. Sometimes the
dyspepsia Is the first manifestation of
tubercular poisoning. Again, there
seems to be an Inherent failure of the
digestive organs. Once established,
dyspepsia is, In turn, the cause of loss
of strength, of mental Inertia and vis
ceral weakness. Some degree of sim
ple anaemia Is almost Inevitable. The
exciting cause may be an Illness of any
kind, the excessive use of tea, coffee
or other beverages, the lack of proper
food, some error In habits of eating.
Often It Is not discoverable.
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dressed. And it makes a lot
of difference sometimes.
I can sell you an outfit that
will get you a job, or keep
you in your position, or get
you married.
The SUITS I am selling at
$7.50, $8.50
$10.00
and up to
$20.00
are sure winners wherever
placed. All I ask is a chance
to shoA them to you. COME
IN AND BE SHOWN.
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? CLOTHIER, FURNISHER, SHOE MAN
Tw .iaV
but always Just aBouTlhaTUme "some
new girl comes along. Life.
Iter Stataa.
The Captain That's a handsome wo
man! Is she unmarried? The Belle
Oh, yes! (Captain Indulges In pleasing
reflections.) She's been unmarried sev
eral times! London Mall.
Glory Is like a circle In tho water,
which never ceaseth to enlarge Itself
till by broad spreading It disperse to
naught Shakespeare.
THE TURKISH KAIK.
Memorial In an Kngllah Church to
Glrla Trne to Flrat Love.
There are seven "virgins' garlands"
still In existence In Mlusterley church,
Salop, the first of them bearing the
date 1554 and the last 1751.
They consist of silk ribbons and
paper, ball Bhapcd, and are covered
with rosettes, the inside center of the
cane or wire frame supporting a pair
of paper gloves. They represent a ro
mantic custom of very auclent origin
and are sacred to tho memory of girls
who while betrothed In their youth
lost their Intended husbands by dcaUi,
yet remained true to their first loves.
Each maiden designed her own gar
land, and at her death this simple em
blem was borno beforo her by the vil
lage lasses, tho white gloves being aft
erward added. After tho obsequies
these garlands were suspended hi tho
village church on a rod bearing at Its
extremity a heart in the shape of uu
escutcheon, upon which the Initials and
date were Inscribed. Theso were origl
ually fixed abovo tho maiden's pew.
Some of tho earliest and forgotten
garlands woro composed of real flow
ers, but later tho covered hoops de
scribed were substituted.
There Is a passing allusion to tills
"slmplo memorial of tho early dead"
In "Hamlet" "Yet here oho is allovrl
her virgin crants," "crants" signifying
garlands. London Graphic.
Conaolatory.
A correspondent of an English paper
tells how somo one visited a wild beast
show and saw a countryman come In
bearing unmistakable signs of having
had a glass too much. A tiger scratch
ed the back of tho hand with which the
man grasped a bar of the cage. The
laceration was severe, and tho pain
was great Tho sufferer danced about
and twirled his shlllalah, crying: "Let
him out! Let hlra out till I have mo
will av him!" A companion tried to
sootho tho lrato dancer, with this neat
Impromptu: "Never mind, Pat. Sure,
ho only wanted to scrape acquaintance
wld ye."
He Knew.
Tho first witness called In a petty
lawsuit in Cincinnati was an Irishman
of whoso competence as a witness op
posing counsel entertained doubt. At
their Instance there was put to him be
foro being sworn tho usual interroga
tory, "Do you know tho nature of an
oath?"
A broad grin spread over tho faco of
the Irishman as ho replied:
"Indade, your honor, I may say that
It Is second nature with me." Harper's
Weekly.
Variety.
She Don't you get tired of this mod- J Um on tho arm.
It More Cloaely neaemblen the Gon
dola Than Any Other Craft.
Crawford, tho author, to whoso skill
ful pen Constantinople Is Indebted for
one of the most charming volumes ever
Issued In Its praise, has a word to say
about the Turkish boatmen and their
vehicle, the bulk.
"Constantinople owes much," writes
he, "to the matchless beauty of the
three waters which run together be
neath Its walls, and much of their
reputation again has becomo world
wide by the kalk. It Is disputed and
disputable whether the Turks copied
the Venetian gondola or whether the
Venetians Imitated the Turkish kalk,
but the resemblance between them Is
so strong as to make It certain that
they have a common origin. Take
from the gondola the 'felse,' or hood,
and the rostrated stem and the re
mainder Is practically tho kalk. It Is
of all craft of Its sizo the swiftest, tho
most easy to handle and the most com
fortable, and the Turks generally nro
admitted to be the best oarsmen in
Europe.
"Indeed, they have need to be, for
both the Bosporus and the Golden
Horn are crowded with craft of every
kind and made dangerous by the swift
est of currents. The distances, too, aro
very great and such as no ordinary
oarsmau would undertake for pleasure
or for the sake of exercise. It is no
joke to pull fifteen or sixteen miles
against a stream which in some places
runs four or five knots an hour."
ern lire, wltu its ueartuurnings, us
longings, Its cruel disappointments, Its
unutterable Inadequacy!. He Oh,. J&I,
Gardening In America.
Gardening In America has reached
what one might call tho "awkward
age." Neither a man nor a country
goes a-gardening In early youth. "Men
come to build stately sooner than to
garden finely," as Bacon once said, and
as every garden writing body has re
peated until Sir Francis In Elyalum
must regret he ever made the remark,
which none the less is true. Gardening
Is essentially a middle aged enjoyment,
and America being, as naUons go, still
young, her garden craft has the faults
of youth. It has Its incongruities, In
harmonies, and it often mistakes size
and expenditure for excellence. Cen
tury. In the Same Boat.
The Duke of Leeds beforo succeed
ing to his title was nctlvo In politics.
Once when canvassing ho en mo upon
an English shoemaker, whoso vote ho
solicited. "Sorry," said tho shoemak
er, "but I'm not going to vote for any
bloomln' aristocrat I cun't afford It.
I've got four children to bring up."
"That's nothing," replied the duke,
"I've got five, and they are all girls."
Tho shoemaker en mo up and touched
"All right, old chap,"
bo said. "You shall have my voto. It
seems to mo wo are iJoth In tho sa'io
boat, and we'd hqftqr stick together.
rlato'a Safety' Valve.
A round, smooth hole In the side of a
granite monument about nine miles
out from the City of Mexico is locally
known by a term which signifies "Plu
to's safety valve." The hole Is about
nlno Inches In diameter at tho opening,
which Is polished in a manner which
suggests human workmanship. That
man had nothing to do with drilling
or polishing this hole will bo readily
surmised when It Is known that it has
occasionally emitted hot air and smoko
during a period extending over 300
years.
The Man of Force.
There Is always room for a man of
force, and he makes room for many.
Society is a troop of thinkers, and tho
best heads among tlicin take tho best
places. A feeble man can see tho
farms that are fenced and tilled, tho
houses that are built. The strong man
sees the possible houses nnd farms.
Ills eye makes estates as fast as tho
Bun breeds clouds. Emerson.
Qalte Familiar.
"There Is not much In a name, per
haps," said a young Sunday school
teacher. "Still it did give me a turn last
Sunday when I asked a boy In my
class how many apostles there wore
to have him look up and reply care
lessly, 'Oh, a dozen or sol' "
Two and Tito,
There Is no difference between a
mile square and a squaro mile. Each
contains 040 acres. There Is, however,
n difference between two miles squaro
nnd two square miles. San Francisco
Call.
Wonderfal.
Bridegroom What's the matter, driv
er? Coachman Tho horso has Just
thrown a shoe, sir. Bridegroom Great
Scott! Do even horses know .we are
ust married?
Doctora and Medicine.
When a doctor docs not have much
faith In medicine it is a sign that he Is
a good doctor. Tho best doctors aro
those who give good advice rather than
medicine; advico that Is slmplo and,
hns common senso back of It. Too
many people Imaglno they can abuse
themselves and hire a doctor to mako
them as well as ever for $2. Nothing
in It Atchison Globe.
Miss Jessie Wert
INSTRUCTOR OF
Piano, Organ and Voice
Studio at Mrs. Josie Moran
villo's, two blocks east of
school house. Phoho 20-1.
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