li ,1 L I Red Cloud Chief. PUBLISHED WEEKLY. KD CLOUD. NEllUAHKA irz 9 Dcbraska Dotes AVyeO Two former citizens of Lyons are how practicing mcdlclno in Belfast, Jreland. Sheriff Cass, of Falrbury, nrrestod a young mnn named Chirk Reynolds, an tho chnrgo of gelling liquor without license Ho will liavo his exntntuntlon In county court. ' J. C. Cockrcll and nofl3 Whitney ol Springfield havo been fined $10 nnd costs each for seining fish, contrary to tho fish nnd gnmo laws. Hoth plead guilty to tho charges and paid their lines. James Mahnffa. n horso thief, hrok jail at Ogallala. IIo Is 23 yearn of age, 0 feet 10 Inches high, wolghs 150 pounds and liau scar on right sldo of face. A reward of $100 Is offered for his ar rest. Henry James, a young man employed as plasterer's tondor on tho new high school building, nt Falrbury, fell from a sraffold and was badly Injured, sus taining n broken arm and a sever wound of tho hips. Tho valuo of tho real and personal property returned by the assessors fot 1904 In Howard county Is Ji.8Cn.000. Tin figures show that tho valuo of the property returned this year Is $2,485,022 more than last year. Martin J, Oayhart. Montraso pre rlnct, Sioux county, has (lied an ap plication with tho stato board of Irriga tion for water from Antolopo crcok fot Irrigation purposes. Ho intends to build a ditch one and ono-lialf miles long. Silas E. Hall, seventy yea re of age, died very suddenly at his homo In South Park, a suburb of Plattsmouth. A fow minutes beforo his death hn bad been working In tho gardon, and wat suddenly stricken whllo seated near hi! home. The deceased camo to Nebras ka In 1884, and for sixteen years wat engaged In tho hardwaro business In Plattsmouth. Ho leaves a wlfo and eight grown children, Tho Jacksonlan club of Nebraska has perfected arrangements for a special train over tho Wabash railroad, leav ing Omaha at 0:30 p. ra., July 4th, ar riving In St. Louis Union station earlj next morning, stopping at world's fall station. This train will consist ol coaches, chair cars, and sleepers, and It is anticipated that tho Jacksonlnnt nnd their friends will havo the Inrgesl delegations from this section leaving Omaha on tho ubovo dato. Will Dnrao Is minus something less than half tho skin of his faco conse quent to a littlo explosion on board ol ono of Uncle Sam'B mall enrs between Fromont and Cheyenne. Ho wan boil ing coffeo on tho stove in a can, and in some way tho vessel got clogged up. About tho tlmo tho mall clerks gath ered around to see what was tho mat ter with it, tho steam got tho better ol . tho soldering along one sldo nnd came puffing out with a bang. Dame's fact happened to bo whore tho steam was hottest. fk .. Dick Taylor, a Fremont colored boj who returned from tho Philippines in February bringing with him n Filipino girl for a brldo, has just received thr trunk In which tho pair shipped tholt wardrobes and a number of curiosities from Manila to Afcrlca. Taylor wrote sovcral loiters to tho authorities at "Washington and tho Philippines In an effort to locato his lost treasures, nnd then consulted an attorney. No ex planation 1b given ns to where the lost trunk had been. A Missouri Pacific freight crow had a lively oxporlcnco with n wild stem in tho Plntumouth yards. In some manner tho nnlmal kicked down the floor of tho stock car in which it was being transported and was out on the ground beforo tho trouble was noticed by tho train crow. Considerable dif ficulty was experienced In preventing tho other animals from getting out, ami It required somo heroic work on the part of tho crow beforo tho escaped nnlmnl was finally recaptured and placed back In tho car. Burglars are having their own way In ono section of tho stato for n short tlmo at least. Robbers entered tho post Bfflco at tho small station of Hadar, live miles west of Norfolk, nnd secured f8. Then they stolo a bunch of eight horses and fled. At 3 o'clock In the morning, a burglnr who broko Into a Norfolk homo, fled up North Tenth Ureet, nnd was chased by Nleht Officer Pllger, who fired three ineffcrtlvo bul lets at tho fugitive and fnlled to land ul in. An execution was Issued In district iourt, at Plattsmouthfl agnlnet tho Chi ,ago, Rock Island and Pacific railroad .ompany to enforco tho collection of a ludgment for I2.C82.80 held by William A. Sporo, an administrator of tho es tate of Henry J. Henntrtgs, deceased This action was taken becauso of the defendant company's failuro to fllo Its record of appeal In the supremo court within tho timo prescribed by law. Mr. tlennlngs' death was tho result of an iccldent which occurred at a Rock Isl and crossing near Murdoch just nine venrn ago. Since then the present suit naa been tried three times in the dis trict court of Cass county. Unless tho ludgment is paid the sheriff will bo re quired to attach tho company's prop trty In Cass county under tho order of the court. Mrs. Myrom Collaffer of Norfolk, discovered that her houso had been en tered and robbed of qulto an amount of jewelry. Among the missing articles were a handsome diamond, a gold watch and chain and two gold rings. It is thought the robbery was cof mltted dutJng tho day time. Tho Chinese laundry caught flro from k defective flue In Holdrogo, and tho building is practically ruined from flro and water. It was an old wooden building and of littlo value. Wing Sing, the proprietor, had rented an other building before the flro was ex tinguished and continued his work. NATIONAL TICKET Theodore Roosevelt and Senator Fairbanks Chosen. HARMONIOUS CONVENTION Conmel of tli Kepulillran Leader Fra- vailed Convention wi Itemark- ably Free of Distention. Tho convention hall Chicago, pre sented a brilliant scene of color when tho republican 'party from every sec tion of the broad United States assem bled for tho purposo of choosing tho candidates of tho party for president and vlco president. It In ono Immenso single arched nnd steel girded structure, cnpnblo of seat Inn 0.000 pcrsonH comfortably. Thcro Is only ono gallery, and It runs around tho four sides of the hall, hanging as n sort of ennopy nbovo this gallory, but high enough not to cut off tho air, was a long festooned strip of red, white nnd hluo bunting, strotchlng from end to end on each sldo. From each point where tho hunting caught up was sus pended a Inrgo hanging basket of gracefully drooping forns. Abovo every second of theso was tastefully arranged a group of 11 vo American flags, in tho bosom of which was tho plrturo of Roosevelt, tho national Standard hearer of tho campaign. Ho tween theso stands of ferns, boughs of trees were placed, tho green foliago affording a pleasing relief to tho eye. Tho steel girders woro twined with green leaves nnd each girder bore tho portrait of the prosident. At tho south end of the hall a tem porary stand was erected abovo the gallery. This was occupied by tho First Regiment hand, which furnished music at Intervals. Opposite on tho north end was strung a largo flag, bearing on Its background an Ameri can eaglo rampant with the' toat of arms. Just abovo It wan a placard an nouncing: "Under this banner hoth Harrison and McKlnlcy wcro twice nominated." An Immenso oil painting of the lato Senator Hannn, lighted from abovo with electric lights and draped In American flags, waB suspended directly over tho speaker's plntform. Cnalrman Payno was supplied with two gavels, ono a graat malle.t three Inches In diameter. This was a storm gavel. The other was a hnndsomo lit tlo affair of rosewood, decorated with a gold band nnd hearing tho chair man's name and title. A similar gavel was provided for Temporary Chairman Root and Per manent Chairman Cannon. Tho officers of the convention mado their appearance on tho platform lato in the morning. 13. L. Lampson, rend ing clerk of tho houso of representa tives and Ashcr C. Hinds, Speaker Cannon's parliamentary secretary, wore among tho first to arrive. They wcro soon joined ' by Senator Scott, chairman of tho committee on arrange ments. Chairman Payne called tho conven tion to order at 12:14 and shortly after Introduced Rev. J. P. Frost, of tho First M. B. church, of Eunston, 111., who offered prayer. Tho temporary officers of the con vention on -motion of Senator Dick, of Ohio, wero approved, as selected by iho national committee. On motion of ox-Senator Carter, of Montnnn, tho rules of the lart conven tion woro ndopted. On motion of Senator Fornkcr of Ohio, seconded by Senator Heyhurn. of Ohio, tho convention agreed to seat tho delegates from Porto RJco and tho Philippines. On motion of Senator McComas, the roll of tho states and territories was called for tho announcement of the members of tho standing committees of tho convention. While the committee lists were being sent to the desk there was considerable confusion, In the midst of which many prominent men took occasion to con gratulato Root on his speech. Ono of tho romarkablo fenturcs con cerning tho adoption of tho platform was tho fact that it has been tho sub ject of administrative scrutiny and na tional Interest for many weeks and was accepted without a dissenting vote. Tho report of the committeo on or ganization named Speaker Joseph G. Cannon for permanent chairman, nnd ho was elected with a tromendous chorus of "Ayes." Ho was given a rousing reception as ho advances and received the guvel from Chairman Root.. In closing an address upon as suming his duties, Speaker Cannon said: "Let us mako our nominations In order and appeal to tho people of tho country for a renewal of power to tho republican party, standing by our pol icies, ready to legislate whero legisla tion would bo productive of more good than evil from tho economic stand point, but refusing to leglslato nnd loso tho aubstnnro of success In a vain effort to securo tho shadow that abld eth not and satlsfleth not either tho Intellectual nor material cxistonco." Theodore Roosevelt was placed in nomination for prosident In tho repub lican convention by former Governor Frank S. Illnck of New York. The nom ination was soconded by Senator Bev erldge of Indiana, Harry Stlllwell Ed wards of Georgia and others. In closing his speech Governor Black said: "There are times when great fitness Is hardly less than destiny, when the Cummauder Helloes Dead. Commanded A. O. Kellogg, U. S. N., fell from a fourth-story window In tho Monroe hotel at Portsmouth, W. Va., to the sidewalk below, sustained In juries from which he dlod an hour later at tho naval hospital. Ho had been In bad health for somo tlmo. It is thought Commander Kellogg during an attack of vertigo, lost his balanco and fell from tho window at which ho was 6lttlng. His wife and married daughter were with him when ho died. elements to como together that they Bclect tho ngent they will use. Events sometimes select tho strongest man. ns lightning docs the highest rod. And so It Is with thoso events which for mnny months with unerring sight havo led you to n slnglo nnmo which I am chosen only to pronounce: Gentlemen. I nomlnato for president of the United States tho highest living typo of tho youth, tho vigor and tho promise of a great country and a great age, Theo dore Roosevelt of New ork." Tho words "Theodore Roosevelt" had not left his lips when thcro was a shout. Tho convention was on Its feet. Like tho crash of thunder thnt follows tho lightning, tho enthusiasm began. Flags wcro In tho air, hats were thrown up, men jumped onto their scats, wo men stood up nnd shouted. Tho air wn3 rent with ono continuous, pro longed shout from thousands of throats. So mighty was tho volume of' sound that nothing dcflnlto In the way of artlculato sound was distin guishable. Tho clerk began calling the roll by states. When Alabamn responded with her entlro vote for Rooscvolt, there was a cheer. As tho states fol lowed In alphabetical order nnd each responso ended with tho words, "Theo dore Roosevelt," tho cheering was re peated. An effort was made by New Jersey to suspend further calling of the roll, but tho convention protested loudly. Senntor Piatt, of Now York, had been on Ills feet to mako tho announcement for tils stato and when his stato was called noxt tho convention became en thusiastic at tho announcement. Texas also got a cheer ns C. A. Boynter made tho announcement. Oklahoma's re sponso was six votes "from tho next stnr In tho banner of tno republic." Cnalrman Cannon announced at the conclusion of tho roll call that Theo dore Roosevelt had received the entire vote of the convention. 994, nnd it only remained for him to announce his nom ination for tho presidency by the re publican party. Tho enthusiasm following this an nouncement of the chairman was of much briefer duration than that which followed the first call. thee, beers not lasting over two minutes. Mr. Cannon then announced: "The clerk will rail the roll for the presentation of candidates for vice president." "Alabama," called the clerk. Mr. Handloy of Alabama, ns before the presidential roll, announced that Ala bama desired to walvo Its right In favor of tho state of Iowa. This meant Senntor Dolllver, who was to deliver tho nominating speech in favor of Senator Fairbanks of Indiana. Chair man Cannon led around Senator Dol llver and spoko a fow words of In troduction. The first mention of Senn tor Fnlrhank's name was the signal for cheers, which were renewed when ho formally presented the name of the Indiana senator. When tho applause subsided Mr. Cannon recognized Senator Depew, whoso appearance on tho platform with Chairman Cannon grasping his hand, was tho Inspiration for an outburst of applause. "I Introduce, although It Is not nec essary." began Mr. Cannon, not Sen ator, but Chauncey Depow, of New York." A volco cried: "Have you had your dinner?" "I am about to say something about tho dlnnors of the American people," said tho sonator. Ills speech was In second of tho nomination of Fairbanks. Ho reviewed In preliminary tho history of the party and tho wonderful development of the country and was in high favor with his audience. Chairman Cannon's noxt introduc tion was Senator Fornker of Ohio, whoso speech for Senntor Fnlrbanks evoked a warm tribute from the con vention. Tho Ohio senator's state ment that tho republican party has so far done well In Its convention work and by tho nomination or Senator Fairbanks would end ns It began, put him on excellent terms with his hear ers. His characterisation of Senator Fairbanks as a running mate for Pres ident Roosevelt was energetic and called for applause. In Introducing Senntor Carter of Montana. Chairman Cannon said: "I havo introduced four of a kind, strange to rolate. here's a fifth ace Tom Carter, of Montana." Tho whole convention laughed. Mr. Carter spoko briefly, but got a big share of applause. "Are thero other nomlnatlonc?" called Chatrmnn Cannon. Cries of "No" came from tho con vention. "Are theio other nominations?" called tho chairman. "Hearing none. It only remains for mo to declare Charles W. Fairbanks of Indiana tho choice of the repai can party for the term coramen March 4, 1905." Beverldge, silk hatted and with a ..ag In his hand, led a round of cheers. Great confusion reigned nnd It wns difficult to control the proceedings. Tho convention wns on Its feet and cries for "Fairbanks" wero heard. It was with difficulty that tho chairman ob tained order so hearty was tho demon stration for Fairbanks. Order could not bo restored until Mr. Cannon an nounced that Senator Fairbanks was not In the hall. Tho formal notification of President Roosovelt of his nomination will be made on July 27 at Oyster Bay. Speak er Cannon will be chairman of tho no tification committee, and the notifica tion of Senator Fairbanks will occur at Indianapolis a wock later. Former Secretary Root will be chairman of the committee on the vice ptcsldcntlal nomination notification. The convention adjourned sine die. Tlra of Kntertalntuent. The Filipino commissioners to the St. Louis exposition who are now tour ing tho country have been so over whelmed by the receptions and tho en tertainment accorded thom wherever they have visited that they have been obliged to make a request through the bureau of InBiilar affairs of the war de partment that tho citizens of the plnccs yet to be visited materially curtail the details of the programs of ntertaln-ment WILL dO IT ALONE Populists Will Not Co-Oporate on National Tickot. FREMONT MEETING DECIDES I.tit of Itolrentm Kent to ho National CutiTt'titinii nt Nprlncllelil Contain tho 1. 'luting I'nrty Men, Ncbrnska populists are opposed to fu sion on the national ticket. Tho state convention In session nt Fromont by a voto of 270 to 67 ndopttd a resolu tion presented by ex-S-uiator "W. V. Allen declaring: "It Is tho sense of this convention that tho people's party ought lo place In nomination Its own candidates for president and vlco president of tho United States." It was only after a protracted season of oratory, lasting from 5 o'clock in tho afternoon until 10:30 o'cloct In tho evening that tho majority was won over to Senntor Allen's side. Dur ing the discussion an amendment was piesented to Insert In fie resolution after the word "candidates" nnd be fore tho word 'for" the word3 "mem bers of the peopl'o party," whlck would have made tho senso of tho resolution be thnt only candidates who wero mem bers of the party be placed in nomina tion. The nmendment was defeated by a vote of 202 to 138. After the resolution had passed Lawrlo J. Qulnley of Omaha desired a motion passed that the resolution be construed that the national dele gates might if thoy saw fit fuso with tho Bryan element of the democratic party in caso Bryan was defeated nt St. Louis. The Introduction of tho motion caused wild disorder and was overwhelmingly voted down. Mr. Qulnley then In his anger challenged the chair and tho convention to In terpret the resolution so that It could bo understood by tho common people. In speaking In behalf of tho resolu tion nnd against tho Qulnley motion Senator Allen declared that his feel ing toward Mr. Bryan was cf the kindest, thnt ho had voted for him twice and probably would n third time were ho to bo nominated, but ho did not consider Bryan's chances at this time as very good. He predicted the nomination of Cle eland at St. Louis and Bald that If nominated his chances would bo better than those of Roose velt for election. Tho populist party could expect nothing nt tho hands or cither tho republicans or democrats and must stand alono for tho peoplo or die. Others talked along tho snme lines but many opposed Mr. Allen's opinions and doctrine. The convention wns called to order by Chairman Weber of the stato com mittee nnd George W. Berge was made temporary president. Charles De Franco was selected temporary secre tary and then tho temporary organiza tion was mado permanent. Vocal music was furnished by a chorus from the city, led by Sirs. J. Allen Barres, and tho singing of tho 30ir "Nebras ka" was ono of the features. In the selection of delegates to tno national convention tho rule of the other purtlcs was cast asldo and an opportunity giv en all of thoso who might desiro to at tend by tho selection of night delegates from each congressional district. Tho delegation to the national convention l as follows: THE DELEGATES. First district, William Daily, Nema ha; Pat Shaughnessy, Johnson; C. Q Do France, J. H. Craddock, B. It. B. Weber, F." D. Eager, T. H. T!bblc3, Lancaster; S. W. Shrocder, Cass. Second C. A. Whltford, Washing ton; Charles Nownes, Sarpy; J. J. Points, L. J. Qulnley, George Magney, Frank Hlbbard, Pat K. McArdlo, Mar- In Lnngdon, Douglas. Third W. V. Allen, James Martin. fadleon, F. F. Ferrcll, Merrick; James Brady, Boone; Chnrles Crockett, Knox; W. A. Way, Platte; C. E. Hall, Ante lope; Jnraes B. W. Akcs, Stanton. Fourth E. A. Wal wrath, Polk; Ed Walker, Saunders; M. D. Cary, Sew ard; Ed Gilbert, York; A. N. Strlck llnd, Fillmore; J. C. Perry, Butler; J. W. Mcnglo, Saunders; J. D. Hartman, folk. Fifth John Powers, Hitchcock; it. D. Sutherland, Nuckolls; Ed L. Adams, Kearney; L. C. Barr, Phelps; George E. Brown, Adams; Ed Jackson, Frank lin; Judgo Rohor, Furnas; J. G. Jeg siip, Clay. Sixth C. M. Mnuol, Howard; B. F. Davis, Dawson; Herman Relter, Buf falo; C. W. Beal, Custer ; A. A. Wors ley, Boyd; A. .F. Muller, Holt; W. H. Westover, Sheridan; R. S. McCarthy, Greoley. After the 640 Acre. Already people seeking homes under tho Klnkald laws, which goes Into effect nt once, nro gathering in at Valentino, it being the homo of the United States land office. The rulings of tho department made public nro the prevailing themo of conversation. The public generally seem quite satis fied. For tho first sixty daya prefer ence will bo given to homesteaders to cntor three additional quarters contigu ous to their original entry, after which the land will bo subject to entry in C10 acre tracts. CANNOT USE PRESERVATIVE Haling hy the Acrlriiltitrnl Depiittucnl Keg-arillnc I'renertntlreii. Results obtained from tho experi ments mndo by tho department of agrl culture with a view of ascertaining tho effects of boric ncld and borax as pre servatives In tho humnn system nre an nounced In a report Issued by the de partment. Tho report embodies dnta obtained from the prolonged tests mndo with volunteer employes who consti tuted the Eo-cnllcd diet kitchen or "pol ton squad." The report announces that oven In doses not exceeding n half gram, ceven and a half grains a day, these doses aro prejudicial to health when consumed for a long tlrie. No patient effects, It says, arc pioduccd In persons of good health by their occa sional use In small quantities, but the young, the debilitated and tho sick, It adds, aro not to be forgotten and the safo rulo It says Is to exclude theso preservatives from foods for general consumption. RULES FOR APPLICANTS Condition Nrrery for Thou Who Want Work on I he Cnnnl. D. I. Murphy, secretary of the Isth mian canal commission, at Washing ton, gave out the following: "Applications for places under the committee have been filed by tho thousands nnd nro still pouring in, It ought to bo understood that no one, not possessing special qualifications, will bo appointed, as the work of tho commission will bo largely of a tech nical character. "Thoso applying for service on the isthmus, In addition to the possession of exceptional qualifications, must pass a rigid physical examination un der the direction of public health and marino hospital servlco officers to test their fitness for service In the tropics. "Probably not one In a hundred of tboao applying havo even a remote chance of appointment." I.nml Set Anlilu ut Nlolirnra. Secretary Taft has informed Con gressman Klnkald thct he would rec ommend the withdrawal of tho 23,040 acres of land at Fort Niobrara and Secretary Hitchcock promised to order Its withdrawal from entry upon receipt of Secretary Taft's recommendation. Mr. Klnkald presented the lnttcr's recommendation to Secretary Hitch cock and that official Issued the neces sary withdrawal order. Whatever other effect this action may havo, It Is believed that in the withdrawal of the lands surrounding Fort Niobrara, the prospects for that reservation for the future are Increased by 100 per cent, as It has been mado possible, by the withdrawal of this 2.G40 acres, for this military reservation to become one of the largest in tho west. I.nnon Sold nt IIIrIi Trim At the conclusion of the cabinet meeting In Washington Secretary Hitchcock made public the following telegram from Commissioner Richards of the general land office, who Is nt Thief River Falls, Minn., conducting tho sale of lands of the Red Lake In dian reservation: "Have sold the sixty tracts sched uled for today for $101,234. lowest prlcu per acre, $5.25; highest price, $18.30; average, $10.80. Very satisfactory. Tho minimum price fixed by law ;m $4.25 per acre. Fight Will he In AHatmt. Tho Jeffries-Munroe match has been postponed to the last week In August. Mannger Coffroth of the Yoscmite club and Harry Pollock, mannger for Mun roe, wero at Harbin Springs, Jeffries' training place, and had an interview with the champion. Jeffries declared his ability and willingness to meet the Montnnan on Juno 30. but Coffroth, af ter consulting with the physicians In attendance, decided It would be tho wiser course to nllow tho big pugilist moro tlmo to recover from his Injury. Manager Pollock was agreeable to the long postponement provided that ho had some assuranco that tho match would bo carried out. He stipulated that Jeffries should post at $5,000 for feit at once, guaranteeing IiIb appear anco In the ring lato In August. Jef fries agreed to post tho $3,000. A severe wind and rain storm visited Rulo, Nob., that almost reached the proportion of a tornado. Tho roofs wero torn oft three box cars near tho B. & M. depot, and the damage across tho river In Missouri was considera ble. Tho branches of trees were hurled around promiscuously and it is feared that much damage was done to crops, especially small grain. Military School a Sorest. The drill and firing regulations stu died at the military school are thoso In vogue at present and tho new regu lations soon to be issued have not been considered. Genernl Daggett is elated at the excellent showing made by tho officers In attendance at tho school and considers tho personnel of the commissioned force of the gJird nbovo tho average. Tho attendance has been exceptionally large, the smallest number present at any one se83lon be ing C9. ' BOUGIIT OWNER, TOO. HOG RAISER CAUGHT IN HIS OWN TRAP. Weighed In With Live Stock He Ha 30V Sold, Would-Be Sharper Was Com pelled to Ransom Himself at His Full Value. In ono of the farming communities less than a thousnnd miles from Los Angoles thero lived, a dozen years ngo, a man who rejoiced In tho felicitous cognomen of "Hog" Jackson. Ho was portly of person, and many who chanced to hear his porcine appella tion supposed It to havo been suggest ed by his avoirdupois. IIo drifted down to California from ono of the inter mountaln states and was rooting under his legitimate Initials, firmly behov ing his obnoxious nllas to havo been lcit behind, when ono of his old neigh bors settled in tho district. Tho new comer bore eo mnllco toward his old acquaintance, but, from mero force of habit, In an ungunrded moment re ferred to him ns "Hog" Jackson, and, bolng pressed for an explanation, re lated this story: "During Mr. Jackson's residence in tho mountain state he engaged In tho business of hog raising, nn occupation for which ho hnd an acknowledged af finity. In the fullness of time ho hnd a bunch of porkers ready for the sham bles, and sold them to the resident buyer at the railway station, driving thom In on foot. There was no fence around the platform scales on which they were weighed, nnd as the buyer waB busy adjusting tho weights, Mr. Jackson slyly stepped upon one corner of tho platform and stood there, ap parently unnoticed, until the weighing was finished. Whllo tho hogs content edly munched the corn which had boen thrown on the scales to keep them quiet, the buyer wrote a cheek for tho amount Indicated, the hog raiser accepted It, and the deal wns closed. Then Jackson helped tire buy er drivo tho bunch Into tho high board stockade and, to make n thorough job, followed them In. Instantly the gato was closed behind him, and tho key turned In tho lock. After a lingering look at tho porkers, ho tried tho gate, but found himself a prisoner, with tin buyer standing'gunrd outside. " 'Let mo out,' said Jackson. '"Oh, no!' replied the buyer. '"Let mo out!' roared tho fat man. whllo the blank walls of the stockado rolled back a confusion of answering echoes. " 'Jackson,' said the buyer. 'I cannot let you out. You are my hog. I have weighed you and paid for you, nnd unless you buy yourself back you nro going with the rest of them to Omahn.' "After somo further parley Jackson passed his Ill-gotten check out be tween the bars of tho stockade, where upon the gato swung open and tho prisoner meekly walked out upon tho scales and received a check for 240 pounds less of hog flesh." Los An gelcs Times. All Waited Upon the Crank. A serious man with a long face gin gerly stepped down Into tho deep mud. Behind him a load of furnlturo waited anxiously. An Ico wagon driver swore several temperatures of caloric. A hook and ladder truck Intensified tho heat. A push cart got inevitably cross ways between a trolley car and a stono truck. Tho serious mnn In tho mud wildly turned a little black crank and held his breath and hoped. Ho wasn't spinning a top. Neither was he grind, ing coffee. Ho was cranking a runabout. Suddenly it sobbed. The serious man leaped joyfully out of tho mud. tho Ico cooled off, tho hook and ladder truck scorched by, tho furnlturo was released, tho push cart was arrested. Moral What tho universe needs Is persistent cranking. Now York Sun Old Maids at the Bargain Counter. Salesgirls in department stores ex perience much amusement in putting spinsters through tho "third degree" when the old girls endeavor to dodgo the Issuo of whother the nnme Is Mrs. or plain Miss. Of course, long ex perience with customers serves to In form saleswomen how to differentiate between married members of tho sex and dyed-in-the-wool old maids, and consequently when tho time arrives to book n spinster's address the load ed complexion of the questions affords dolight to tho girls behind tho coun ter. When milady Instructs the goods to bo sent to "A." Smith, etc., tho sell er makes, it a point to inquire It it Is Mrs. or Miss the buyer sald.'t Tho spinster affects to mlsundcrstandanii repeats "A. Smith." The saleswoman Is unrelenting nnd not until tho old girl snaps out a reluctant "Miss" after three or four repetitions of the Inquiry does tho comedy end. Then as tho spinster departs tho girls laugh. New York Press. His Only Refuge. It was a woll-dressed young man, with a sad, faraway look In his eyes, that stood on tho steps as the lady opened the door. 1 "Excuse me, madam," he said, as he lifted his hat, "but could you dl rect mo to tho Homo for tho Friend less?" "Do you mean to say that you are seeking it as a refuge?" she asked In surprise. "I am, madam," he replied, "i nm a basoball umpire." Actors Study Realism. , Several prominent Japanese acters have gone to Korea to study realism In ta portrayal of military scenes. K