Red Cloud Chief.
PUBLISHED WEEKLY.
RED CLOUD.
NEBRASKA
Hcbraska IJctes I
Tho follow that have been whim
pering about its beltiK too dry have
begun to haul In the horns and change
tbelr tunc.
Farmers who live northwest of Fre
mont complain that some purtlra liava
been shooting ducks which have been
nesting In sloughs in the vicinity.
Threats havo been made to report the
matter to the game wardens
John Potmesll, jr., of Dunlap, Dawes
county, has filed an application with
the stale board of Irrigation for water
from the Niobrara river to Irrigate 680
acres of land. He Intends to build a
ditch three and one-half miles long.
In a runaway accident at Beatrice,
Mrs. W. II. Otto was thrown from the
vehicle In which she wan riding and
sustained numerous bruises about the
body. She had a narrow ebcape from
being serloimly Injured.
Judge Hurd held a speclnl term of
district court at Omaha to henr the
raso ngalnst Joseph P. Hasty, on the
charge of statutory iiesnult. The de
fendant plended guilty to the attempt
and was given three years lu the pen
itentiary. Miss Klslo Itlnndln, one of the tench
ers In tbo high school nt Pawnee, has
bren elected to tench English In the
university of Wisconsin. She Is a grnd
nato of the statu university of Nebras
ka, having graduated about a year und
a half ago.
The remains of Archie, Harry and
Charles Clnyton. sons of Hiram Clay
ton tho Union Pacific machinist, who
lost their lives In the flood In West
Cheyenne, Vyo were sent to the old
homo In Central City, Neb., where In
terment was made.
While nt piny with tho family pug
dog Oracle, tho 2-yenr-old daughter
of Mrs. little Itlx, of Dakota City, wns
bitten in the, face, leaving several very
ugly tooth mnrls, which will probably
remain on tho child for, life. Tho ani
mal wns promptly disposed of.
Charles Daniels, n boy about nine
teen years of nge, who wns arrested
nt Plnttsmouth, on susplctlon of hav
ing escaped from the Mate reformatory
at Kearney ,wna taken bnck to that
Institution. Young Dnnlels was picked
up while begging on the streets.
The twenty-eighth nnnual meeting of
tho Nebraska state dental society at
Omaha, was ono of the most success
ful mcetlngB ever held by that body.
The papers and clinics were of an ex
ceptionally good character. Tho soci
ety adjourned to meet In Lincoln nxt
year.
The Richardson Shoe company, of
Dubuque, la., has decided to move
to Omaha and has choHen Goodrich
hall. Twenty-fourth and Paul streets,
an tho placo of business. The Com
mercial dub has been working for
months to Induce tho company to lo
cate In Omaha, aa It Is quito a large
concern, and besides It will bring ubout
forty families with It.
Deputy Marshal J. O. Moore, of Oma
ha, went to Fort Robinson and arrest
ed Preston C. Brooks, on the charge
of assaulting tho postmaster at that
place. The alleged assault grew out
of the arrest of Preston C. brooks,
Jr., son of tho alleged assailant, who
was n clerk In tho postoRlre at Fort
Robinson, and was charged with rifling
a number of registered letters.
Railway organizations Including the
brotherhood af railway tralnmeu, the
order of railway conductors, the
brotherhood of locomotive engineers,
the brotherhood of locomtlve firemen,
and the order of railway tolegraphers,
will hold a picnic nt Seward on July
4. Their representatives recentlv held
a meeting and elected tho following
officers of the association: Chairman,
jvi. b. snepnera; treasurer, J. W.
White; secretary. F. J. Bolshaw; chair
man of committee on concessions, J.
V. White.
Kennedy, the bank robber who
cracked the safe at Rogers and was
convicted, wna sentenced to n term
in the penitentiary. ,
Mra. George Smith has. through the
finding of the Omaha district court, re
gained possession of her two daugh
ters, Grace and Clara Oliver. Some
four years ago Mrs. Smith obtained n
divorce from her husband. T. T. 01ler,
nnd received tho two children, but her
former husband, questioning the legal
ity of the divorce, made nn appearance
nt Papllllon about two years ago. and
secured the children. Proceedings
were commenced In court with the
result that Mrs. Smith has at last wou
out and the children are hers.
Edward Rosewater wns denied a re
hearing In the libel suits of former
County Attorney Shields In which n
Judgment for $2,500 was secured. In
the case of Ernest Mertens who sued
nnd failed to secure a Judgment, a
judgment of reversal was entered and
the suit was remanded for further
trial. Tho Shields case Is closed for
all time. Mr. Shields, while serving
as county attorney, was attacked by
tho Omaha Deo. It was alleged that
the article complained of charged brlb
.ery and malfeasance. The bribery
charges were In connection with cer
tain South Omaha gamblers whom the
county attorney was charged with
protecting.
Av II. Warren of Lincolu, who Is
. roak'ng a wheel trip In Mexico, has
written a friend from Juarez, Mex.,
na follows: "Havo seen nothing but
desert for threo months and still COO
miles from daylight or God's country
TIb a big country when you go around
,Jt on a wheel."
The tower of the mnln building or
the Fremont Normal school caught Are
on account of tho electric light wires
being crossed. It wns put out by tho
ftudents before the department nr
rlved and without much damage being
done. For n time there was consid
erable excitement around the building.
A GREAT MEETING
Methodist Episcopal Conference
Greatest in Church History.
UNITY OF ACTION PREVAILS
Chnrch Code ltalied anil llolea Kegnla-
tine CUondnct nt Clergy anil Mem-
baaa Acled I'pnti.
The general conference of the Meth
odist Episcopal church finished the
final roll call at ls Angeles, Califor
nia, which brought to a close the most
memorable gathering In the history of
the. church. Memorial services were
hold during tho afternoon and in the
venlng a Jubilee sen Ice In the pavil
ion closed the scries of meetings.
The conference Just closed has ac
complished much for the Interest of the
Methodist church and will go down in
church history as one of the most Im
portant In the point of legislative ac
tion. The nctlon of the general conference
In retiring five bishops nnd electing
eleven others probably ntttacted the
widest attention of any other blngle
happening, but there were runny other
Bubjects that affected the great mem
bership of tho Methodist church and
which were watched with dtcp Inter
est. Among theso were the decision to
stand by the present attitude of the
church on the subject of prohibited
amusements; the refusal to return to
the time limit of pastoral services; the
exonerating of certain theolnglcnl
BchoolH of the charge of heretical
teachings; tho unification of' the Meth
odist publishing houses; the consolida
tion of the boards of church benevo
lences; providing tneana to support for
Hiipcrannunted minister; fixing the
status of superannuated bishops; creat
ing a commission to revise the ritual
of the church; continuing the commis
sion appointed four years ago to bring
tho various branches of Methodism
closer together In the use of common
prayer book, hymnal nnd cnthechlsmh;
n referendum of the much discussed
question of a colored bishop nod many
othejr matters of bmnller Importance.
The memorial sermons were given in
nearly every protcstant ihurch In Los
Angeles, nnd in other nearby cltleH by
MsLopB or ministers In attendance
upon the conference.
DIVIDE CHURCH AND STATE
Movement In France Toward thl Knd
llrlng Actively Made.
Premier Combes' announcement that
the question of tho sepnratlbn of the
church and state would come up in
January In France has drawn atten
tion to the law already formulated by
the committee, on the separation of
church and Mute. It is n sweeping
measure, the opening clauses reading
as follows:
"The republic aseures freedom of
conscience and It guarantees the free
exercise of religion without restriction,
except for the preservation of public
oilier.
"The republic will neither protect
nor pay salaries for subventions under
any form whatever to any demonina
tlon. It will not recognize uny min
ister of religion, and will not furnish
any building for the services of any
denomination or for the lodging of any
of its ministers."
The measure further abolishes the
concordat, suppress trie French em
bassy at the vatlcnn and makes de
tailed provision for the disposal of the
government's extensive possession of
church property.
In comparison with the present re
gime, under which the clergy are sal
aried officials and the minister of public
worship Is one of the members of the
cabinet, the forecoing makes a strik
ing change In lonfc established secular
conditions.
LINCOLN LODGE WAS FIRST
Awarded rrle ftir Securing I.argeM
No inner ir Membrra.
Tho Travelers' Protective associa
tion of Nebrahljalias won the national
prlzo for tho largest Increase of Its
membership In the Inst jear. This
announcement was made at the special
meeting of Post C, In Lincoln. Eight
now raombere wero elected and the
state organization has entered the race
again for the big horns, the trophy
given to the winner. ArTnhKtmntit
were made to attend the national con
vention of the organization at Spring
field, 111., June li to 10. The Rev. F.
W. Eawon was chosen chaplain of the
post to take the place left vacant by
Dr. F. U Wharton.
English Whipping Thibetan.
The Ixmdon Daily Mall's corres
pondent at Chumbi, India, says the
British expedition niter u fight of
eleven hours, expelled the Thlbetuns
from tho vllluge of Pain, close to the
British camp at Gynng Tse. A Brit
ish lieutenant ami three Sepoys were
killed and three, officers .and nine men
wounded. The Thebetans suffered
heavily and thlrty-eeven of them were
taken prlsonors. Pala is a walled
fitronghold from which the Thibetans
started building works with u view to
outflanking the Drltibh position.
"MUST BE WORTHY."
An Kxtrart from I'realdrnt Itminevelt'a
Speech ill (jellynlitirK.
At the Memorial services on the
buttle ground nt Gettysburg, Pa., Pres
ident Roosevelt was Introduced by
Governor Penny packer.
Following Is an extract from his
rpcech:
"Freedom Is not a gift which can be
enjoyed save by those who show them
telves worthy of It. In this world no
privilege can be permanently appro
printed by men who have not the
power and the will to successfully as
sume the tesponsiblllty of using It
aright. In his recent admirable little
volutno on freedom and responsibility
In democratic government, President
Hadley of Yale has pointed out that
the freedom which Is worth anything
Is the freedom which means self-government
and not anarchy.
"Freedom thus conceived Is a con
tructlve force, which enables an Intel
ligent nnd good man to do better
things than he could do without It;
which Is In llsest-cnse the substitution
of self-restraint for external restraint
the substitution of-a form of re
st inlnt wlrlch promotes piogrehs for
the form which ic lards It. This Is the
right view of fieedom; but It can only
lie taken If there Is a full recognition
of the close connection between lib
erty nnd responsibility In every do
main of human thought. It wns essen
tially the view tnken by Abraham Lin
coln, nnd by nil those who, when the
civil war broke out, realized that In a
self-governing democracy tlms-p who
desire to be considered fit to enjoy lib
erty must show that they know how to
use It with moderation and justice In
peace, nnd how to fight for It when It
Is Jeopardized by malice, domestic or
foreign."
OMAHA DEMO NOMINEES
.lolui'A. Crelghtiin, :. .1. Nmytlie anil TO.
II. Oer'rHnce r llelegatea.
The DoiiglaB county clnmoiirntlc con
vention made the. following nomina
tions: For deegnto-at-large to national
convention, John A. Cnlghton.
For district delegatts to national
convention, C. J. Smyth nnd W. H. De
France.
For county attorney, James P. Eng
lish. For county commissioner, Second
district, John H. Jones.
For county commissioner, Fourth
district, Richard O'Keeffe.
For state senators, Frank J. Burk
ley, Dan Hnnnon, John D. Wnre.
For state representatives, Joseph P.
Uiitlf r, A. N. Frlck, George T. Morton,
James P. Connolly, J. P. Krnse, D. C.
'Patterson, W. P. McDcavItt, Fred
Hull, A. Wellman.
Recommended for nntlonnl commit
teeman, JnmcH C. Dnhlman.
For chairman, new county commit
tee. W. A. Wyntt.
For secretary, new county commit
tee, John E. Reagan.
NEBRASKA POSTMEN MEET
The Lincoln Member 8lmw the Vlaltor
Hoyal (loud Time.
Postmen of Nebraska, members of
the state association, met In conven
tion at tho federal court room of the
postofflce at Lincoln, and a large
amount of business relating to their
work waB transacted. Representatives
from the oJMqs of 'Kearney, York,
Grand Island. Omaha, Falrbury, Hast
ings, South Omaha and Beatrice wcic
at hand nnd took part in the delibera
tions. Fremont sent word that It
would be Impossible to send any car
riers to represent that city.
The Lincoln ( carriers fairly outdid
themselves in the reception of the vis
itors. The large court loom was dec
orated tastily with flags and commit
tees on reception and arrngements saw
to It that the "out-of-towncrs" had a
good time.
A I.ady Klanhant Tamer.
The Wallace shows are touring Ne
braska this year. Mr. B. E. Wallace Is
one of the best showmen on the road
today. His attractions are clean and
Interesting and like tho" great Forepaw,
he studies to please the people. With
the Wallace shows Is the only lady
eleplrant tamer In Die world, and the
manner In which she hnndles these
monsters Is the mnrvels of everyone
who sees her.
Governor 'Bailey 'has decided 'not to
appoint William Allen White to be
state, accountant of Kansas, although
Mr. White offered in his newspaper to
take the position without salary. The
governor has decided to name Charles
Rowett of Kansas'Clty for the place.
flermany Orewtly Interested.
The Asleii, the organ of the German
Asiatic society at Berlin, says Emperor
William has sent to General Kuropat
kln, through Major Runkel, who went
to Manchuria, as German military at
tacho with the Russian army, a long
autograph letter.
High military offlclnls remark upon
the unusually lively Interest the em
peror takes In military eventu in the
far east. His majesty has the general
staff senct him twice dally reports re
garding tho situation there. These
reports are accompanied by maps and
plans of the military operations.
TOWN IS WIPED OUT
Yazoo City, Miss., Has Fire Loss
of Two Million.
WATER SYSTEM A FAILURE
Flra' Horned Uninterrupted for Twenty-
four llonra One Mnn Killed
Old Wood Mains Bunt.
With every business house of any
Importance In ashos, together with
two hundred houses, Yazoo City, Miss.,
wlth'C.OOO inhabitants, finds Itself dis
possessed by fire, which started In the
morning and burned all day, denud
ing an area three blocks wide and
twelve blocks long, of property valued
nt 12.000,000.
The old system of waterworks,
which hnd wooden mains, failed to
meet the demand. Pipes buret all over
the city and It was Impossible to get
water even to the first floors of many
buildings.
Tho Are started In the home of Mr.
Wise, It Is snld, from defective elec
tric wiring. Early In tho day Jack
son sent a hose wagon nnd tin engine,
the run of forty-five miles being mado
In forty minutes. The Jackson fire
men could do llttlo good. A. Cham
bliss wns killed by falling walls and
Mayor Holmes was severely hurt.
In the afternoon the fire Jumped the
bayou and spread to Iatonia, a resi
dence suburb, where It destroyed some
of tho finest homes.
Governor Vardamnn ordered out tho
Greenwood militia company, directing
they to go to Yazoo City to protect
property. He nnd AdJutnnt General
Eldridgo followed on the next train
and are there doing what they can
to relieve the situation.
The only communication with Yazoo
City is by telephone.
The court house nnd Ricks memor
ial library were not burned, although
In the path of the Are. Banks saved
all moneys.
THE U. S. FISH INDUSTRY
Value of Cntrh Kiceeded Forty-nve Mil
lion In J OO.I.
The total catch of food-fishes In
the United States and Alaska as shown
by the last canvass waB 1,733,311324
pounds, valued at $45,531,105. The
number of men employed was 214,
060 and the capital Invested was $72,
2C1.54C. The salmon pack of Pugct
Sound alone in 1901 exceeded four and
a half million dollars, an amount more
than four times aa great aa the entire
silver output of the whole region
drained by the Columbia river. The
salmon output of Alaska for 1903 Is
vnluo at $10,000.00 which exceeds by
more than two and one-half million
dollars the amount which Alaska cost
us; and If we add to the salmon the
value of the cod, halibut and other
fisheries of Alaska, the total greatly
exceeds all the other resources of Alas
ka combined.
Iowa I'rnlilhltlonUti Nominate.
The prohibition state convention has
The prohibition state convention at
Boone, la., nomlnnted state officers
and chose delegates to tho national
convention. K. W. Brown of Ames
was permanent chairman and It. E.
Woodrlng of Oelweln, secretary. W.
D. Elwell was elected state chairman.
The state ticket follows:
Secretary of state A. H. Bolster,
Vllllnca.
Auditor J. D. C. McFarland, Dec
Moines.
Treasurer W. P. Sopher, Oskaloosa.
Railroad commissioner George W.
Wblte, Fairfield.
Nominations for attorney general
and for judge of the supreme court
will be made by the state central com
mittee. Cadi Trite to Nehraaka Debater.
For the first year In the history of
the Nebraska university cash prizes
have been awarded to the teams win
ning the debating contests. For the
three representatives of the 6tate uni
versity In one of tho annual intercol
leglato debates If they win, Chancel
lor 12. Benj. Andrews offers n cash
prize of $30 to be awarded In equal
partfl. For winning the Kansas-Nebraska
contest Emory Roy Buckner,
Loula C. Llghtner and Charles A. Saw
yer are to receive thlrf prize.
George A. Lee, Burdetee G. Lewis
and Joseph C. McReynolds have been
awarded the other prize of $30 for de
feating Washington university of St.
Louis on Mny 13. The prizes will be
presented to the winners by Chancel
lor Andrews on commencement day,
Thursday, Juno 9.
lanl Morton Turin Hapabllcan.
Paul Morton, second vlco president
of tho Santa Fe railroad and son of
the late J. Sterling Morton, secretary
of agriculture under President Cleve
land, lirca renounced a life-long allegi
ance to democracy nnd Joined the re
publican ranks. Mr! Morton Is largely
a personal convert of President Roose
velt, whose warm personal friend ho
became soon after Mr. Roosevelt's
nomination for the vice presidency.
WILL LOSE EYESIGHT
Nebraska City lloy Injured by Exploding
Mainline.
Harry Straw, who resides at Sev
enth street and Eleventh avenue, Ne
braska City, was terribly burned by
the explosion of a five gallon can of
gasoline. He went Into the cellar
where the gasoline was kept and was
carrying a lantern. The cork to the
gasoline can had been left out and
the cellar was full of gas, which ex
ploded as soon ns he entered the cel
lar with the light. The can alfo ex
ploded and he was covered with burn
ing gasoline, which burned his hands,
arms and face In a terrible manner.
His cries attracted the attention of
neighbors, who rescued him from the
cellar and extinguished the flames be
fore he was seriously burned on the
body. It is thought he will recovef
but he will lose of the sight of both
eyes.
M. E. BISHOPS ASSIGNED
Following la a Mat of their Fnlnrc Ileal
tic nee and Field or tabor.
Tho committee on Episcopacy of the
Methodist general conference at Ixjs
Angeles, has made the following as
signments of bishops to the Minus
cities chosen by the conference ns
episcopal residences:
New York, Bishop Fowler; Boston,
Bishop Goodsell; Philadelphia, Bishop
McCabe; Washington, Bishop Crans
ton; Cincinnati, Bishop Sptllmeyer;
Buffalo, Bishop Berry; Chicago, Bish
op McDowell: St. IxjuIs. Bishop Fitz
gerald; Denver, Bishop Warren; Chat
tanooga, Bishop Wilson; Minneapolis,
BlBhop Joyce; Portland, Bishop Moore;
San Francisco, Bishop Hamilton;
Shanghai, Bishop Bashford; Zurich,
(Switzerland) Bishop Burt; Buenos
Ayres, Bishop Neely.
It Is unlikely that any changes will
bo made In the committee's recom
mendations by the conference.
NEW FUEL DISCOVERED
A Frcnrh OOlrrr'i Inteallgntlon Will
Leaien Coat of Fnel.
A French naval officer has made It
possible with certain changes In the
fire boxes, to burn a fuel in tho form
of petroleum briquettes, which give
off no smoke. The officer claims hjs
invention will give fuel of which one
pound Is equivalent to four pounds of
coal. The briquettes are made by ad
ding to petroleum oil. for ench liter,
150 grammes of ground soap, 150
grammes of resin, and 300 grammes
of caustic soda lye. ThlB mixture 1h
first heated and stirred until near so
lidification, when it is poured Into
molds, which In turn nre then placed
In an oven for ten or fifteen min
utes, nnd the briquettes nre ready for
use after cooling a few hours. Greater
solidity may be obtained by the ad
dition of a small quantity of saw
dust and a little clay or sand.
rrofenor llavlaaon la All Right.
Chancellor H. Benjamin Andrews,
of tho Nebraska 6tate university, when
interviewed concerned the publication
of the valuation of the property of Ne
braska farmers by Prof. A. E. Davis
son, of tho university farm, of agricul
ture, said: "There will be no Investi
gation concerning the truth or falsity
of the statements made by Professor
Davisson. Professor Davlston boa u
right to publish what he will and the
newspapers may discuss It as much ae
they 'wnnt to. The state university
ha" nothing to do with it."
Itlg Army nf Civil Servicer.
A bulletin Issued by the census bu
reau gives the total number of em
ployes In tho civil service of the United
States as 160.383. These llgureB include
only those employes who are required
to take an examination, bo that about
85,008 postmasters and employes of
smnll postofflces are excluded, as are
about 15,000 employes with small sal
aries In the' field branches of the war
department, about 1C.000 employes In
the navy yards who'nre classified, but
appointed under navy yard regulations,
and a few thousand in other parts of
tho service.
Twelve Mllllnna In llenenta
The convention of the Brotherhood
of Locomotive Englneera at Los An
geles, Cal resumed consideration of
Its Insurance reporL The report shows
that during the operation of the Insur
ance plan $12,500,000 bas been paid out
In benefits, averaging at the present
time $100,000 monthly to beneflclarier
and disabled members.
Ilnneil Xabraaka City I.ad.
, Guy Roberts, of Nebraska City, a
young boy, found a roll of bills con
taining $90 In front of Fields & John
son's grocery Btore. The boy took tho
money into the store and handed It to
Mr. Johnson and said the money did
not belong to him and wished they
would keep it until the owner won
found. Tho money had been lost by
W. H. Wylle, a local traveling man,
who liberally rewarded the boy for bin
honesty.
Nearlng the Limit.
"Do you know, darling," snld tho
lovesick young mnn who was busy
planting microbes, "that I believe It
mnkes mo a better man every time I
kiss you?"
"Well," rejoined the taffy-haired girl
In the parlor scene, "at tho pace you
are going now there will soon be no
more room for Improvement."
The Truth Comet Out.
"I say, Adam," remarked Darwin, na
they met on the golden sidewalk ono
morning, "how about that pet hobby
of mine; did the original man really
have a tall?"
"Sure he did," replied Adam, "but
not the kind you alluded to In trying
to make a monkey of yourself. It wna
just an ordinary, every-day tale of
woe. See?"
Poor Man I
Hubby Half of him belongs to you,
you know.
Wife O, well, let my half holler!-.
Chips.
Not Due to Gravitation.
Newton evolved tho law of gravity.
"That mny do for an apple," ex
claimed the rivals, "but why do tho
smullcst berries fall to tho bottom ot
the box?"
Sndly he wns compelled to acknowl
edge the pnrtlnl failure of his scheme,
New York Tribune.
Not a Regular Game.
"Llttlo boys," snld the old lady na
fbe slopped and looked over the fence,
"don't you know you shouldn't play
n ball name on Sunday?"
Tho catcher looked around.
"This ain't no game, ma'am," ho
nilil. "Wo'ro short our regiai
pitcher."
Loyal to the Last.
Weren't you slightly nnnoyed by tho
manner In which your wife played
when she wnB your pnrtner nt whist?"
"No," answered Mr. Meekton stout
ly, "1 wnsn't annoyed. I was puzzled.
I couldn't help wondering who mado
that fool assertion about Its being
wrong to trump your partner's ace."
Worse Than a Crime.
"You beem angry, Mr. Peck.
"I am. Tho Inspector of weights
and measures has just been in."
"Ha, ha! He caught you giving 15
ounces to the pound, did he?"
"Worse thnn that. Ho said I'd
been giving 17." Stray Stories.
Ladies' Day at the Club.
Evangeline (catching sight of a bat
flying about the room) Isn't It
strange to see a bat here?
Arthur (half remlnlscently) I guess
you don't know this club! Indianap
olis News.
Knew Hit Business.
Romantic Rosalie (at tho roccptlon)
That young man over by the piano
In just too killing for anything.
Practical Pauline Sure he Is. Ho
owns u big slaughter house In Omaha.
Taking Him Literally.
"Would you like the causo of your
late husband's death explained on
the monument?"
"Well, If it don't cost any more,
you might engrave a couple of cucum
bcrB on It." Hour Glnss.
Leap-Year Maid.
"Rut bh he never said ho would
marry jou," remarked tho widow, "I
fall to see where the breach of piom
Ise comes In."
"When I proposed to him," ex
plained the lenpyear maid, "ho prom
ised to be a brother to me, and bo
hasn't been anything of the kind."
How to be Happy.
They were speaking ot tho actress.
"Yes, she's married, but her bus.
band travels with one company and
she travels with another."
"Then thry surely ought to have a
happy married life."
Cash Vs. Credit.
Judge What Is the prisouer
charged with?
Policeman He's full of whisky,
your honor, but whether he's charged
with the stuff or whether ho pall.
cabh, I can't sny. "
WJMHH
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her.