iSBNfSgSjS liMtMbKlNflBtm'k. tfXt 's "'& . I wmt i w . S5 I NOVEL FIRE This method of saving life has been invented for use In the nursery. In the opening in the wall is a flexible canvas escape packed up like an accord ion. On an alarm being given it is pushed outward, forming a tunnel, which is used aG a cafe slide to the street. THEY MADE IT TRUE. Queer Marriage Proposal Accepted by Lady Duff Gordon. A quaint story Is told of tlio mnn ner In which the late Lady Duff Gor don was proposed for by her husband. When she was a young girl sho was thrown much Into the company of Sir Alexander Duff Gordon, mid peo ple began to gossip about them. "Do you Know people say wo are going to be married?" Sir Alexander said to her one. dny. Indignant that be should mention the matter ho bluntly, sho burst out with a hot retort, but he checked her. "Shall we make It true?" he asked. She forgot her indignation and shy ly answered "Yes." lAdy Duff Gordon lived a great part of her life In Egypt, and was loved by the natives more than any other Englishwoman has been before and since. She was very beautiful, nnd a veritable Helen of Troy In her power over the hearts of men. When she was a gray-haired grandmother a young Arab sheikh begged her ,to di vorce her husband and marry him, tailing her that she was "a woman for whom men Killed each other or them selves." Write Notes to Themselves. "Actors aro great hands to wr(to 'mash notes to themselves," said a stago manager. "The leading young men, you see the heroes that marry tho beautiful girts are supposed to attract to the theater myriads of young women. They draw big pay on this ac count, their friends talk seriously of the powerful, almost hypnotic Influ ences that they exert on romantic fe males. This power is tho stock In trade of tho actor who travels on his beauty instead of on his art, and ho must always have tangible proof of It. So if tho young women don't como up each mail with a bunch of autlien- Eire ordinances aro by no means modern or even complicated, at least In proportion to the now Inventions and causes, electric lights and other elnborato and Inflammable fixtures, and to the various Inventions nnd methods of prevention. Nearly a hun dred years ago thero wore ordinances ns numerous and as long for the pro vontlon and extinction of fires. In lSl.T Detroit had nn elnborato lire ordi nance. It ordered every householder to provide a pair of water buckets and a wooden vessel holding twenty or twenty-five gallons, "with two loops strongly attached thereto," which were always to bo kept full of water In a placo whero It could not bo frozen and to have a lever or ixilo of suffi cient weight nnd strength to sustain said vessel. To each chimney of his hout-o ho must, attach a substantial .ladder, to be fastened to the roof, nnd another ladder long enough to com municate with the first. Every nmlo person capable of giving assistance must, on an alarm of fire, repair to the scene, carrying ono or more of such vessels, nnd obey tho orders of ono of tho trustees. Twelve householders appointed by tho board of trustees wero to provide themselves each with "a good felling nx" and re pair to tho placo of tho fire. Six others ..were to bo provided by tho corpora tion with threo battering rams, to bo used at fires. Thoro wero also twenty four to bo provided with "flro hooks." Every shopkeeper must provldo him self with two or threo bushel bags with which to beat out tho flro. For neglecting to provldo these vari ous Implements a flno of i wus lui- ESCAPE tic mash notes, ho sees to It, any way, that he gets mash notes all right. Ho times them so that they reach tho theater during rehearsal. The manager every afternoon brings them to him :i half dozen pink and blue and cream envelopes, smelling of violet and or ris. Ho takes them with a guffaw, reads them, passes them around. Every one pretends to be amused at their silly contents, but the minute the actor's bnck is turned the murmur pnsscs back and forth: "They're fakes. He wrote them himself. He spends two hours a day writing himself mash notes. To tell the truth this actor gets a number of authentic mash notes, but nobody believes it. It Is thought that every note Is a fake." Life and Love. Mot men know love but an n part of life; They hide It In some coiner of the breast. Even fiom themselves; and only when they iet. In tlio brief pause of that eaithly strife Wherewith our wot Id might else be not so rife, They draw It forth (as one diaws forth a toy. To sootliu some ardont, klj-cxiu'tln boy). And bold It up to mother, child or wife. Ah, inel-Why may not life and lovo bo one? Why walk w. thus alone, when at our side Love, like a vlslblo god, might lie our Kiiltle? How would the marts riow noble, and the ."lieet. Worn llko a duimeon tloor, with weary feel. Seem then n golden coiirtway of the sun. - Henry Tlnuod. Send Geese to Germany. Tho whole Import of live geese to Germany amounted to (1,2.0,0") In 3900. U.431,247 In 1001, and 7,251,1 la (valued at $3,513,402) in 1002, a steady increase which is typical of most food Imports which supply tho great middle classes of tlio German people. Marconi Stamps. A portrait of Marconi is to he en graved on one of a new Issue of Ital ian stamps. FIRE FIGHTING IN THE EARLY DAYS KJYD XWJLX? AT i ... , i czDTfwrzx 7rtEflmTo& posed; for neglect of duty at the fires, a flno of $10. Tho present habit of disregarding flro ordinances would seem to bo an inherited one. Hut nt least this can not bo said of tho falluro to enforce tho ordinances. Tho record shows that at least onco a week thero was some complaint of noncompliance. An HOW CHILDREN'S LIVES MAY . BE SAFEGUARDED WHEN THE HOME IS AFIRE ' Sectional view, showing the shutters which Inclose the escape and the permanent fastenings which keep It In place. Every big fire has some effect on tho Invention of appliances which aro used in tho saving of life at such a time, nnd the great loss of chlldren'a lives In tho Iroquois disaster has directed the attention of Inventors to the rescue of the llttlo ones when they aro too overcome by fear to think for themselves. For their protection from flro In tho homo one clover mind has Just! designed the accompanying es cape for children's nurseries. An opening is made in tho wall of tho room, which connects directly with the street. The outside and inside of tho opening are protected with shut ters, both opening away from tlio wall. Into the space between these shutters a collapsible canvas chuto is packed hi much the snme way ns nn nccord Ion folds up. with one end securely fastened to tho wall by means of chains. When there Is an alarm of fire all. that has to bo done is to open tho Inside shutter inwards, give tho ottte.1 shutter and chute a push, and thu whole thing falls to the ground, tils. closing a canvns pnssago. down which it Is easy to make a safo Journey to the ground. The nurse or Borae grown person should descend first to rccelvo the children, though their descent may, be regulated by themselves, if they re tho chute, tints forming a brake, member to press ngalnst the sides o! Helng built Into the walls of tho house, there Is no confusion caused in a hunt for the escape in a time of need as is so often tho case where portablo Are escapes aro the reliance of mora than one person. In addition no un sightly attachments mar tho beauty of the architecture. VERY EASY FOR HER. Problem Presented No Difficulties to This Woman. A 'woman's reason," with all Its tra ditional lack of logic, came out In nn amusing fashion at a recent dinner party in Hrooklyn. In the course of the evening the con versation drifted around to those odd llttlo mathematical bits of tho How-old-ls-Ann variety, when one of tho company, with explanations that tho next problem would not bo a very difficult one, questioned as follows: "If a bottle and a cork together cost $1.10, and the bottle cost a dollar more than the cork, how much did the cork cost?" Almost Instantly one of tho ladles was ready with the answer: "Why, the cork cost five cents nnd tho bottle $1.0.'. That's too easy." Tho lady's husband, familiar through years of experlqnce with her woeful lack of skill ire figures, looked up In astonishment. "Heavens!" he exclaimed. "How did you come to get thnt so soon?" "Why. my dear," was tho reply, "corks always cost five cents, don't they?" New York Times. J entire session, July 2, 1821, was taken up with this business. Nearly forty delinquents wero fined from 75 cent to $1.25 for being "deflelept" ono or moro ladders, hnvlng ladders in had condition, lack of bags or buckets, or for not having their names on them. All would seem to have gone to the fires, for no fines are recorded. VC fitjtMJ &liJ -CL lHH.i.Aiis asp lt' itrttmp ninl rent" that ruin the world Willi gired iix tho MiirMiiK tied; l tn t tlinii'i a banner thiit's mill un furled With hciri un tho fountain head The Imiiiirr of luxe fur n fellow iiiuti Ami linii for ii zeal Intense To Keep Ituimuilty In the vim And illycouiit ikillms ninl untM. I'm dollar mul cent won't nlnios win Ami wield toit.ii potent sway; Ttii'in'M xoim'tlihtu t'te Mint In coming In Ami low will avail fomo day Old cliilio ait' IniuipH at I lie prcM'iit tltno In nil Hie different mint, lint comltiK nine x (lie world a rhyme, Ami tliu trumps will nil be hearts. for there's nothing ele In life, lay boy, That limine' nit so deft. I'm n In 1 iik ou minxhlm.', hope, nnd Joy, l.lko the tluoli-lieat on oiir left: It's all tlieie I III tho world of Mrtfo With trials and grief linmi'iife--You eau take some loo at tlio eloo of life tint voti can't take dollais nnd cents, Many H. Chester, III Clilvniio Inter t Icon n. AW list THE STORY THAT TOLD AND SOLD lly O. K. UI.NKNN Copyrighted, IM, by Tht AutUort fublltMng Company Dear Miss Stanley Inclose plenso find check for jour story, "The Price of Fame." We will gladly consider nnythlng else thnt you may euro to submit. Yours truly, The Arcadian. The recipient of this letter could hardly bellevu her eyes. It was tho first remuneration she hail received for her work during long years of struggle. Her successful effort was tho story of a woman who had sacri ficed lovo to win fame In her chosen profession, In which she succeeded. Sho reaped wealth, fame and honor, but her heart wns not satisfied. Tho man whom sho had rejectc'., but still loved, was now bound to another. She had paid "the price of fame." The same day on which Agatha Stanley received payment for her story, sho read In tho society column of a daily paper the following: "Mr. Reginald I.orlmer, the newly appointed editor of tho Arcadian, Is said to bo worshiping at the shtino of Miss Florence Llppincot, n prominent socloty hello of the city In which ho lives." A mingled expression of surprlRO nnd pain came Into Miss Stanloy's eyes. "I never dreamed that ho was tho editor who accepted my story," she soliloquized. "Did It merit pub lication, or did lio act from personal motives, I wonder? Could ho rend tho author's heart between the lines? If so, how ho must mock it. Am 1 to suffer a like fate with my heroine? it can only be In degree, however, not in kind; for, is not mine 'tho price of fame?' " Reginald Lorlmor nnd Agatha Stan ley had been playmates, schoolmates and friends. As they grew to man hood and womanhood their friendship had developed into love. When Agatha was nineteen, her father died, leaving a largo family in poor circumstances, and It fell to her to look to tho welfare of the family. Some time after Mr. Stanley's death Lorlmor declared his love and asked Agatha to become his wife. Feeling that her duty was at home, and al though It nearly broke her heart, sho rejected his offer. She gave nlm no hope for tho future, and so they parted. Time passed rapidly. Lorlmor had gono to a distant city and entering the field of journalism had made rapid strides. Mlds Stanley had taken up lltera ture as her life work, but her Journey was long and disheartening. At length, however, her persistency was reward ed. Ono manuscript placed seemed to clear the way and her subsequent ef forts wore accepted with requests for more. Still, with success standing brightly before her, there was an aching void In her heart. One beautiful morning in early .lune Agatha was sitting by an open win dow, writing. Sho seemed unable Jo By an open window, concentrato her thoughts; from her work to tho grand scene outside, and then to the feelings of her own heart. As aho sat dreaming of tho old days, her attontlon wns attracted to a man coming up the walk toward tho house. He rang the bell, and as Agatha opened tho door an exclamation of urprlso escaped her lips; for there, befora her, stood Reginald Ixirlmer. It was the first time they had met In threo years. "Miss Stanley, allow me to congrat ulate you on your success. It is ccp-.talBlfnerlted." cl.' M. K?4fct KTW c.'.V'y. "Thanks; but, Mr. Ioiimcr, higher praise is duo to you because of your rapid advancement. 1 slnceiely wish you happiness." "I am truly grateful, hot for your praise, which Is flattering, and for your sentiments of friendship; but I would ask you, can success, alone, make us happy?" Miss Stanley colored slightly, and answered: "It depends on whnt onu Is successful In. Happiness, Itself, Is tho greatest of achievements, but Its no qulrement Is dependent upon success In various directions." Mr. lxirimer laughingly replied: "Possibly I have earned the good will of some budding genius by sending a welcome check. Hathcr a slim source should think that a certain Mlsi Llppincot ought to have first place." of hnpplnehs, though, I'm afraid, un lessIt should bo you, Miss Stan ley" "Why me, more thnn others you have helped. Mr. Lorlmer? I should think thnt a certain Miss Llppincot ought to have lirst place." "Miss Llppincot! I do not Know that I have dime nnythlng to merit her good graces." "Haven't you? This would seem to contradict you," she said, handing him the paper in which she had rend the Item concerning him. When he had read his mirth was uncontrollable. Finally regaining com posure, he said: "Well, well! That Is news to me. Whoever wrote that notice must havo been under some strong mental hallu cination. The Idea of associating my name with that of Miss Llppincot. whom I have met but n few times. No frivolous creature like her for a staid chap like myself. A sensible women Is what I want. Agatha Miss Stanley, do you know why I have conic hero today? Simply to tell you that I havo waited patiently for a dif ferent answer to the question I onco usked you. Tho outward obstacles then in tho way are now removed. You aro on the road to Independence. Is thero any other barrier? Havo I waited in vain, and must I, too, pay 'the price of fame?'" The story that sold has also told. A New Enemy of Whisky. The Shawnee News gives a novel remedy for the "drink habit" or. "sworn off" to remain "on the water cart." It conslhts of ico water drunk through a raw potato. Peel tho potato mid cut down ono sldo of it until it can bo easily Inserted In tho mouth; dip tho potato in water and buck It every time a craving for strong drink comes on. It Is claimed that this treatment will eflecl an absoljito cure. The wh and wherefore are not stated, but tho process Is such a slmplo ono that there can be no harm in trying It ir ono Is afflicted with a thirst which ho really desires to lose. Kan sas City Journal. "Condensed Eggs." Condensed eggs are being largely ex ported to South Africa and aro moot ing with a ready sale. Fresh eggs aro from 85 cents lo $1.80 a dozen In Jo hannesburg, so that tho substltuto Is welcomed. It Is prepared by depriv ing tlio ordinary fresh egg of its su perfluous water and by adding sugar. The mixture Is then inclosed In tightly scaled canisters, fifteen eggs to tho pound. When unsealed tho compound with a little added wnter Is whisked rapidly and, according to a British consular report, cannot be told from the fresh egg. wmmt HOANGHO A CROOKED RIVER. It Is 2,600 Miles Long, Draining 750 000 Square Mlleo., The most crooked river In tho world Ih tho Chinese river Hoangho, or Yol low river. It Is crooked both In habits and shapo and u moro uncertain stream cannot be found, for It Is sub ject to sudden changes or depth, vol ume mul channel, snyn tho Montreal Family Herald, lleloro the great floods of ISoJ-Il Its outlet was 1100 miles south of Its present mouth. Tin Hoangho, In Its course, of 2.C00 miles, drains nearly 750,000 square miles of land. Its crookedness can bo gathered from the following facia: Flowing from tho Kuen Luon moun tains, It rims northwest, then north east, theii changes to east as far as llanchtiw, whence It flows duo norlli to Diinehu. Hero It takcu u complete curve eastward for some 200 miles, then abruptly goes direct south. For some I'.IIO miles It flows on to Tung chow, thou changes to nn easterly di rection to Himlklug. Avoiding Hh former bed, It llnnlly flows to tho northeast anil enters the sea at tho Gulf or Pcchlll. Other very crooked rivers aro tho nrahmapootra, tho Niger, tho Volga, the Mississippi and the Jordan, but these aro far behind the noangiio lor Irregularity or course. SOLITUDE DRIVES TO MADNESS, Effect of Life In Far-Off Siberian Set tlement. Harry do Wlndl, tho explorer,, de scribes In a recent book Smlnl-Ko-lymsk. a dismal Siberian Hottlemcnt In tho nrctlc regions. While tho expedi tion party was thero tho placo had ii population or 1100, fourteen being po litical offenders, tho romulnder offi cials, criminal colonists nnd nallven or the Yakute, Lamuto or Tunguso races. This outpost drlvoB ono to In sanity; thero Is not n single person of perfect mental balunco among the ox lies the author saw thero. "A couplo of years usually makes them slinky," said tho official, "and tho strongest minded generally becomo childish when they have been hero for live or six." "Hut why Is It?" I nsked. My friend walked to tho window nnd pointed lo tho mournful Btroot, the dismal hovels and frozen liver dark ening In tho dusk. "That," ho said, "and the awful silence. Day after day, year after year, not u sound. I havo stood In that street at midday and heard a watch tick In my pocket. Think of It, Mr. do Windt. I myself ar rived hero only n few nouths ago, but I shnll soon hnvo to got away for a chnnge, or " and ho tapped IiIh forehead significantly. , 1 . i r f His Monumental Bluff. When Hrander MatthowB went tn his club ono evening not long ago, ac cording to tho Uookmun, ho wont to the letter box and looked through tbo compartment marked "M," and found In it a very peremptory dun from a tnilor. Mr. MatthewB was pustzlod, an ho had no dealings with tho Insistent tnilor, until ho again looked at the envelope nnd found that ho'had un wittingly opened a letter belonging to another member of tho club; bo ho put the hill back Into tho cnvclopo and returned It to the compartment. As Mr. Matthews wiih turning to go ho noticed tho member for whom tho bill was Intended coming toward tho letter box. A mlnuto later ho camo into the reudlng room, whero Mr. Mat thews was sitting with several others. Taking from Its, envelop the bill, bo rend It .attentively for u row minutes, sighed, tore it Into bits, then with a wink and the leer of an Invincible con queror commented: "Poor, Billy llttlo girl." His Misery Complete. When the doctor camo to soo what ho could do for tho Horllhy fainllj. by whom ho had been hastily summoned, he found Mrs. Herllby In bed', "hoi Tale and head adorned with plaster and bnndages, and Mr. Herllby Bitting lt solid misery at her bedside. "Cheer up. Tim " said file doctor, "she'll pull through all right. -1 don't believe thero aro any bones broken." "Don't be troyln' to ralso mo molnd," said Mr.'Heiilhy, darkly, "for it's im possible, dochter. Hero 01 had her In sured against accident or ivcry kolnd only roor days ago, an' paid down, mo, $5 as prompt as any man cud, an' be fore the weuk Is gono bIio falls down stairs wid a bucket o' coal, an' now luko nt her, marred from ind to Ind!" Youth's Companion. Woman Sexton of a Cemetery. Another Mcrldon vomnn ban taken n position unusual for tho fair sox. Mrs. Annie Gibson has been appointed by tho Selectmen as soxton of tbo East cemeteo, which Is owned by tbo town. Her property ndjolna the cemetery, nnd for many years sho has hud n subcontract for curing for tho yard. Tho position has no salary, but for every gravo Hint Is opened $4 Is paid to the sexton and out of this uipount sho will havo to pay about half to tho gravedlgger.' Many people owning plots call upon tho sexton to keep tho plots In order and for this work sho will reall7 3 n fair Income. Hartford Times. Arcadle. A riimsin, windy minuet. Through the whimpering, leafless trees, A slldU winter evening Creeping In aureus tlio leas. A snapping, crackling oak-log In tlio iiuclont, blackened Krate, Th wrnlthn nt old-tlmo faces That tho thin, red" flumes create, A plpn of sweijt tobacco And u stoln of ilpened brew, A shelf of tales and vuuus, An easy chair und you. Slr.gMne no birds and sunshine, No field and sides of blue. Nay, Just a winter evening. Homo boohs, u grutr and you. Frederick Palmer In Rochester Dtiat crat und Chronicle. 1 wii .-45 9) rMww--ggjP sass3retttsy'v S5S