I A. V THE FATAL REQUEST OR FOUND OUT By A. L, H.rrl. Aulhorol"Mlne Q r.imll.r Frlw.d.".in. CHAPTER IX Continued. 1 was ratliur strange, hut the moment ho put this question the little doctor shifted his glance, and merely answered. "Htiinph!" while he seemed to ho looking at mithliiK In particular 1 "You Know what I mean?" was the somewhat impatient response. "Hid my father meet his death throiiKh tho shock of the collision or bv the?" "Your father was not killed In the railway accident at nil." was the paralyzing reply, as the giver of it Ktill avoided the eye of the ipiestloner. "What!" shouted the latter, leaping to his feet "What do you mean? For Heaven's hnko, explain yourself and do not talk In riddles!" "What I mean Is this." was the an I Hwer Riven with great conllde.nce and decision, as ho oncu more allowed him Hnlf to moot the other mini's eye: "Your father was not burnt to death, ns you feared, and ho did not perish through the shock of tho collision, which you hoped might he tho case, as being tho more merciful death of the two. Your father was shot! ' Had tho young man received a bul let wound himself, he could not have started more violently than he did on lioarlng these words. "Shot!'' ho cried- "shot;" Then, passing his hand across his forehead "I'm not dreaming, am I?" Dr. Cartwrlght shook his head. "No. my boy, you're not dreaming, oxcopt Inasmuch as life itself Is a dream. Your father, I lepeat, met his death by foul play that Is putting aside the question of Mil " "Suicide!" cried the young man. snatching at tho word, as It were. "Suicide' My lather! Oh, you must lie- mad!" Tho doctor shook his head again. "I discovered, on examining the body after you had left the church, that death had resulted from a bullet wound lu the right temple, which had "I knew the traversed the head completely, and iiuuat have caused lustautnneoua 'death." "I can't realize it," groaned tho oth or. "Who could have done it? unless ho was robbed." Dr. Cartwrlght shook his head. "His watch and chain and valuables wero taken charge of, like those of tho other passengers, and a consider flblo amount of money was found upon lilm. Whatever tho object, it was not that. The thing will be to dlscovor '(lf ho had a traveling companion, and -who that traveling companion " J Ted Uurrltt brought down his hand -upon tho table, with a force that made that article of furniture shiver. ' "I know tho man!" ho cried. "Or, ttf I do not know now, I will never rest until I havo found out!" ''phew!" whistled tho doctor. "Then you know something about the affair? You havo your suspicions?" 1 "Suspicions!" cried the young mnn: '''more than suspicions! 1 see it all It ! only know tho man's name." ! "What man's name?" asked the doc tor. "What man?" was tho Impatient re lily. "Why, tho murderer, to bo sure." I "I wish you would just begin nt tho beginning and tell me all you know .about it." "I will tell you nil I know, as well as what I only guess. Two days ago my father received a lotter, which ap peared to havo a peculiar effect upon lilm. It Is evident to mo that ho was expecting tho letter, and that It was that which made him nervous and tldgcty and unlike himself. At break fast tho next morning, to our stir Viiso, ho announced his Intention of taking a short Journey; giving no oth er explanation than that ho was go ing as far ns Dover, partly on busi nessthough wo hnd reuhoii to be lieve that tho business was only an appointment with a friend." "And tho friend's name? of course lie told you?" "No," was tho answer, "that was Just what ho did not do," "Humph!" said tho doctor, "that was rather Well, never mind. Go on!" "Tho night after my father left liomo, I was awakened suddenly In tho mhldle of tho night, by his voice call lngS'mo. And I answered him back. Tho next morning my sister May camo to mo In trouble about a dream sho'd had the same night. She dreamt that something dreadful had hap pened, or was about to happen, to her ftther. Of course, I made game of It " ,llpaj "Of course you did ' Interrupted Dr. Cnrtw right; ami unite right of you, too Always make game of this sort of thing whenever you come across It. I always do myself, on principle. If I didn't. I should have hair the parish sending for mo whenever they had the iilghtninro. At the same time," he added, in a tone of concession, "I admit that it certainly was a coin cidence. An thing more I can't ac knowledge my reputation won't al low It." "Yesterday morning." resumed the young man, "we received a telegram. II said Hero It Is you can see for yourself." Dr. Cartwrlght brought his spec tacles to bear upon tho document. 'Humph! Ha! "'Am returning today by tho 4:30 train. Shall be home to dinner. Friend accompanies me.' " Wo read it through twice before re turning II. "And you say you have no Idea what the name o' this friend your father wont to meet was?" "To my knowledge I have never heard It mentioned. I thought I know all my father's friends, but this one must have been an entire stranger to me, and my father must have had some reason for " He stopped abruptly, respect for his dead parent hold back the words upon his tongue. Hut Dr. Cartwrlght ai parently guessed tho remainder of the sentence. "You mean, your father must have had some reason for concealing the fact of his previous acquaintance with tho man he went to meet at Dover?" The young man's face Hushed. "I tell you, no! I won't believe it! I won't even listen to such a supposl tion for a moment! I tell you but there, ou never knew him!" And ho turned his head away. "To return to our subject," said the doctor. "You Insist on connecting this same unknown personage with the man," he cried. mysterious circumstances of your fath er's death?" "Who else could it be?" exclaimed Tod. "You yourself have put the mo tive of robbery out of the question!" "Certainly," was the reply. "Hut having disposed or that motive only makes It the more necossnry to pro vide another." "And there again you supply it your self," burst out the other. "You hint ed of the possibility of my father hav ing something discreditable in connec tion with his past life " "Not discreditable," Interrupted tho doctor, "only indiscreet." "Now," proceeded the other, "re verso your implication. Apply what you have said of the one to tho other, nnd there you havo your solution or the mystery your motive, and what ever elso you require." Ho paused, hreat bless with the vo homonco with which he had pro nounced these last words. "Well," said tho doctor, wagging his hoad sagely, "l don't deny it. There you have a motive of a sort not a very strong one. Hut, before you enn proceed further with It, you have to establish the important fact ns to that other occupant of tho carriage. And, when you consider that the Individual In question, even If ho did travel by that same train and In that same car riage, was actually the recipient of an Invitation to your own house, there seems to bo something so Improbable, so coldbloodod about the whole con cern that " "And Is not thnt exnetly what It Is? A coldblooded, dastardly outrage upon one who never injured a soul, and who was one of the kindest and host of men. Oh, Uird! I can't stand tho thought of It." "Now I've started him off again," murmured the doctor, remorsefully. "Why couldn't I havo left well alone? Anyhow, I must be going now." So, drawing hlmsoir up and squar ing his shoulders In his most military style, ho remarked, falling back Into his ejnculatory manner, "Must be off now. Found tho wound In your fath er's head to-day. Tomorrow look for tho bullet that made It. Good-byo. Can't stop another moment," and ho was gone. CHAPTER X. The Fourth Carriage From the En gine. The noxt morning, being Sunday, ovoryono from far and near repaired to tho church, which contained within lis walls (ho materials for such a fune ral sermon as, In all Its ancient his tory, It had never before seen gath ered together there. Tho remains, now nil decently In closed In conins, still lay within the precincts of the chancel, where they must rentnln until after the Inquest on the following dny. The church, which was of no groat size, was tilled to overflowing. For not only were there many mourners present, who had come post-hasto iroin all parts of tho kingdom, but Grangers for miles round, attract oil by the morbid curiosity which draws crowds as with a cart-rope, wherever there Is a prevalence of tho ghastly element, blocked tho aisles, filled the porch, and own occupied tho pulpit stairs. People who came to gape nnd gaze, and then, going homo to tho Sunday dinner, oxchnngod experiences over the shoulder of mutton and baked po tatoes, remarking, as they wipod their mouths, that It was a sad sight, but one they wouldn't hnve missed for anything you could have offered them. At the same time they wore compelled to own that thero wero not so many bodies as they had confidently ex pected, but then, nothing over did come up to your expectations In this world. Ted Uurrltt hnd n seat assigned him in one of tho front pews. A glance at his face, on the part of tho functionary who discharged tho otllco of ushering the people Into their places, seemed to bo sufficient to show to which portion or the congregation ho belonged. Ted Uurrltt knew that his father's body now lay then within tho chan cel rails, In one of those hnstlly con structed coffins, which hail boon roughly put together to meet tho sud den and unprecedented demand. It was evident that a certain num ber or seats had been reserved for those who, It wns felt, had the great est claim to them, tor ho observed, after a short time, that tho same pew Into which he had been ushered also contnlned two of his fellow passen gers on thnt over memorable journey a poor widow and another woman. Tho former, It was Imposslblo to doubt, had found her worat fears realized, for she still cried silently and ceaselessly behind tho shelter of her veil. Tho other woman, whom ho now guessed to bo about forty years of age, and who was good-looki Ing In a sort of hard-featured way, was also clothed lu deep black gar ments, but thero was a suppressed glitter In her eye, nnd that same rest less movement of the fingers, ns she perpetually rustled tho leaves of her prayer-book, which betrayed the ex istence of some strong but suppressed feeling, which seemed to be more llko excitement than grief. Hut, then, wo are all at liberty to show our grief In our own peculiar way. In the other pews round hlni he rec ognized other faces those of fellow travelers or others whom ho had seen at tho station or In the church In tho early morning of tho day heroic Among these there wero, of course, happy exceptions to tho general rule. There wero those who had round tho living whore they had looked for tho dead, ami who, after a few hours of torturing suspense, hnd discovered tho one they sought, either in tho village or lu some of tho neighboring ham lets, and wero present on that morn ing with a chastened Joy and grati tude uuspenkable. (To be continued.) School Children Saved. In but few of tho cities of the world are school children examined on en trance or subsequently to determine which arc defective with referenco to applying tho remedy. Kxnmlnatlons or nearly nine hundred pupils In an American school or the better class during the last year showed that 34 per cent wero near-sighted, 12.9 per cent had functional heart disorders, 5.0 per cent had spinal curvature with some vertebral rotation, 41.2 porcont more hnd a symmetry of spine, hips, or shoulders, 1 t.C per cent hnd nde nolds or chronically enlarged tonsils. In over 10 per cent of the ensos letters were sent to parents, recommending that medical attention he given to some physical condition. Kxamlna tlons of 40,000 school children by school physicians In the duchy or Saxe-Molnlngon. Germany, showed thnt 23 per cent, wero near-sighted, 10 per cent or more hnd spinal curva ture, and 00 per cent had teeth which leeded attention. Protecting School Children. Tho Minister or Public Instruction in France hns taken tho lead or all tho world in measures for tho preven tion of consumption In tho schools. A new law requires that an examination or every pupil shall be made onco In three months, nnd tho bight, the weight, the chest measure and tho general physical condition of every one shall ho entered on tho pupil's report. Tho schoolrooms recolvo tho samo preventive attention. Carpots are prohibited, curtains must bo of. cloth thnt may be frequently washed: no dry sweeping Is nllowed, and dust must be removed by wet cloths; nil school furniture must bo ofton scoured; books are regularly disin fected, nnd no book that has been used by a consumptive chfld may bo used by another person. Colleagues at Outs. Yenrs ugo when Lord Anglesoy was lieutenant of Ireland ho snld once of tho Irish secretary of that day: "Mr. Stanley and I do very well together as companions, but wo differ so totally about Ireland that I novor mention tho subject to him." Just how they trans-, x.'tod official business remains a mystery. EXPECTING TROUBLE Tho United States Looking for a Row With Colombia PATROLLING THE COAST Reported Tlml 1,100 Cnlnmhlitiiii llntn Lauded itt At r. i to Itlter itml Will do 0tr Mountain Vn to lithium The United States cruiser Atlanta la patrolling the eastern end of the Ban Ulna count and is keeping an out look for any attempt on the part of tno Colombian government to Innd troops on the Isthmus. The Atlanta In endeavoring to ascertain If the iBthmanlans know anything of the movements of troow from the Interior across the frontier and Is seeking In formation concerning the nllegeil con centration of Colomlilnn troops at the mouth of the Atrato river, on the Gulf of Darlen. Tho Atrato ilver. being In Colombian territory, the Atlanta lould not Intorrere with any movements or Colombian tioops theie. The report biought to U Gtmlra, enezueln. by the French steamer Ver sailles from Siniinllln. thai Colombian steamers have landed i.uio men near the mouth of the Atrato river to open a way over the Darlen mountains to the Ithmus, cannot be continued. The movements of the Atlnnta are entirely or a precautlotum nature and for the purpose of securing Inclina tion. The United States gunboat llaneroft left Colon to patrol the western end or the Snn Hlas coast lu (o-operntlon with the Atlnnta. It Is expected that the Hancrort will return to Colon in a dn or two to report. AN ASTOUNDING RECORD Three Hundred mul Tm-nty-o,,,, I' , Killed In Itiillrmiil Arehlt-ntn In Illov The Railroad Gazette has published Uie following comparison of tallioail casiialltles for the year ending June. jJO.5, kept by the government, w'th the record kept by the Gazette for the vcar ending June, VM'.: i!to::. ion-' Collisions IHunnges Derailments .. Dnmagcs Total (lnmnL'Pn 0,107 fi.U42 .?r,ciri,7ifi $i.2sr..t;s3 U7t; ;i,(;:ci .$:i,osi.2..i $::,r. -1.728 .?i.ri;,!77 $7,015. tot; Passengers killed 321 :w mssengcrs Injured fi.'JT.l ?, osi Kmployes killed .. 3.23:1 ',r,'f, Employes Injured . .'Ili.oot ItisTIl The incieaBo is: the eumlier of per sons uilled and Inji.ie.l j nt'ilhed In t!i- k eminent bullet in to u,f . rea.s u number of 1 all road employes, the l:,rge percenter of nnaki.Mi! em ployes, tho Jncref.sid nun-bcr or trains the working or men too long without Hie,, and tire neglect ot s nut 1. ads to en.: In their r-pniU i,i v.v: The railroads or Hreat Ilrit.ilu weie .;ptrat ed in 1001 without killing a single pas senger. Kunttjr Uonl I'riiblem to Krtlln A meeting of tho coal operators and ?MM-im,ner?. f. n11 (llstrk'' f Ohio, Pittsburg district. West Virginia In diana nnd Illinois will bo held In Cleveland. Tho meeting will seek to lenrn If some method cannot be devised wheic- l)V fne nittmit nr ..ni . . . .n r :";"" v1 LUi" "t,-,l not do cur tailed. It is understood that the miners will ho asked to accept a reduction In waces so that the price of coal may he v.duccd and the demand stimulated. Tho miners will probably be reprc- ,C(l by,nt.hoir natlnnl nnd district leaders. The operators are said to havo outlined a plan to submit to the workmen. If tho men accept the prop osition of n reduction In wages with out protest tho operators will en deavor to continue running their nines at full capacity. If tho proposi tion Is not accepted it is said that the operators will rcduco tho output equal to a month's production from all tho mines In tho districts named. Tim Ilea r.lRl.t Mn.t do A new scheme of reforming Chica go s "red light" district has been sug gested by Dr. Walter Dill Scott, pro fessor of psychology n Northwestern university. In an address to his class. Change the color of ilumlnatlon In those sections," said he, "and thero !!-! T'1088 ' 1 change n tho morals of tho community. Hod light has a peculiar effect upon those con elnntly In Its presence. Professor John Quinry Adams cites !nri?1nenWhcro..a P1,otoKraphlc iac- prj In I-rnnce. Illuminated with red light, became so demoralized by the !hn, .,y of l,he worWRmen and women that the color of tho light had to be changed with the result that all be came orderly at once." 84,000 Veopl,, In linn,,,, Trrrltr.rj The annual report of tho United States Inspector for Indian Territory wys that the five civilized tribes In be territory, including Indians nnd rrcedmen. number 84,000 peoplo who 11 ,v.or nln,,ecn million acres or innd. 1 he report announces a material increase In population lu the territory ind calls attention to the duty Imposed on tho government, under legislation nnd agreements, to allot In severalty ho lands of tho flvo civilized tribes niter town sites and other reservations have been made, and to wind up the tr bal affairs, limiting tho life of tho tribal governments to March 4, 190C. Denver Acnlnnt Municipal On-ner!ilp Heturns from 107 out of 204 precincts- In Denver show that In the elec tion for charter delegates tho lowest candidate on the combination ticket opposed to tho civic ticket received J9.299 votes as against 9,879 for tho highest candidate on tho civic ticket. 7 he civic ticket was aupported by the regular republican organization and tho Honest Klectlon league and throe out of tho four local nowspapera. Tho candidates were pledged to municipal control and ownership of public utilities. NEW FOREIGN POPULATION' Immigration RtatlMlm Show SOn,n09 Morn ArrUnla Tlinti In 11103 TT10 annual report of tho coram! jioner general of Immigration shows that there arrived In this cinntry dur ing the fiscal year ended Juno 30, 1903, 157,0)0 aliens, traveling i:i tho stnernpe. 1111 excess over the co-responding fig-' urcs for the preceding year of 20S.203, or 32 per cent. Of these SUI.S-tii arrived at United Stntes continental p'.rts, 10 070 nt Insurnl porM, either Hawaii or Porto Kleo, anil :t3QJ0 nt Cumuli on poits. Of the total s!"rtt; Immigration, Slt,i07 were Hui'ipeairi and S.'ft.Sfi'J Arinth'B, wh'Ie I2,.7J camo from nil other sources. In ndultlon to 11m stnorago nllens, there arrived tit 2ii;i cabin passengers, making an aggrog.1'0 Immigration of "nl.Hlii. or Hlfi.Oto in excess of the reati'st number luro:r.fure icpotted for any year. The ratio of Increase of alier.r from cuntrles of nottliHii ami western Ktirope, us compared with arrivals from the same cor'trles for tho pve (edliiK year, was aho it 47 per lent, ..'b'le from the cout.irio. ot eastern nnd t-outhcrii Kuropo It was only about 2," per cent. In spite of the more rapid 1: 1 reuse from northern and western i-'urope, the great bulk of European aliens, number 572,720, came from the three countries of Austria-Hun-giuy, Italy and Itussla. t ruml Jurr IimIIcIi Tnrntr-Ttto The United Slates grand Jury at Omaha which bus been in session for some time Investigating postofllco bribery cases and tho alleged lllegul fencing of government lands In west ern Nebraska, inado a partial report to the court, leturnluB twenty-two In dictments. One Is against former State Repre sentative Klllott 1iwo, charging brib ery lu connection with tho appointment ot a pnstolllce at Alma, Neb.; ten aro against ranchmen charging illegal fencing and the others wero Indian eases, mostly of n minor character. Those against ranchmen Include true bills against Hartlett Hlchnrds, presi dent of the Nebraska land ami Feed ing company, V. G. Conistock, vice president of the same company, and Secretary Charles C. Jameson, all of HllKUnrtll Nell. 11ml fiirtner Mtnt.i Senator Frank M. Currle, a Inrgo In dividual cattle owner of Sargeant, Neb. The other seven Indictments aro against extensive ranchmen of Cherry and Custer counties. Civil .Service l'rople Mont The national civil service reform leaguo began its twenty-third annual meeting lu Haltimore. Daniel C. Oil man, president of tho lengue, opened the convention win a few npproprlato remarks. Tho session was taken up chiefly with the rending of reports and discussion upon tho same. Amonc these were the annual report of tho council and icports from tho women's auxilllnries. Among the notable delegates present wero Carl Sehurz, Edward Wheeler, 1 noincr coins ami Kdward Caroy of New York. James H. Garfield and W. K. Ciudilng of Ohio, Hlchnrcl Henry Dana, sialics J. Honnparte, John It. Proctor. Chnrles Richardson, Elliott H. Goodwin, Alfied W. Cooley, Henry F. Greene, Henry W. Famaui, and William D. Foulkes. Will Herd Mnrrlnge I.nvrn In I'orlo Illro Governor Hunt hns pardoned Fathor Felipe Vllapoz. tho Catholic priest con victed of violating the civil marriage law at San Juan, Porto Rico. Attorney General Sweet advised against tho gov ernor extending clomcncy, but Gov ernor Hunt based his action on as surances given by tho priest and by nishop Ulcnk that thero would bo no further violations of tho law. Tho priest was convicted of having per formed a marriage without a license. I'uro I'ooil l.itw In low Tho Ktnto board of agriculture of Iowa has formulated a puro food law nnd recommended its passage by tho legislature. Iowa has no such law. It will compel the labeling of all foods, and all mixtures will havo to havo the Ingredients noted. Patent medi cines are Included under the heading "foods," so thnt pntcnt medicine firms will hnve to note contents and Ingredi ents of medicines upon bottles. Court Frlrnil of the JciyMi Murtlereri Counsel for tho defense In tho trial at KLihlncrf. Russia, of tho persons, charged with being concorned lu the mnssacro rf Jews there last April, havo thrown up their briefs nnd tho prose cuting counsel nre expected to follow their example In consequence ot tho rerusal of tho court to interrupt tho trial and undertake a fresh prpllmlnary investigation in order to discover tho real culprits. Chlneae PmncKlari Caught A United States revenuo cutter over hauled a sloop with flvo contraband Chinese and two whlto men on board, near Port Townsend, Wash. Ono of the whites was u man named Wilkes, who Is ono of tho most troublrsomo Chlncso smugglers In tho northwest. The prisoners were plnved in Jill. nnmocrMIc National Cnll James K. Jones, chairman of the na tional central committee has Issued a call for tho committee to meet at tho Shoroham hotel In Washington Tues day, January 12, for tho purpoje of de ciding upon tho time and plac for holding tho democratic national con vention. Tlmlirr Thieve Terrorise ItrnhlenU Investigation by the government offi cers show that rolgn of terror exists on forks of tho Coeur d'Aleno river In Idaho. Tho settlers havo been driver from their homes and settlement dis couraged, while millions of feet of lino plno havo been stolen from tho rov ornment and sold to tho mills. Special Agent Schwartz o fthe goneral land offlco wns sent there and has secured aflldavlts from persons who have set tled on the lands and warrants for the arrest of tho alleged timber thieves have been Issued. CUPOIA $es Kg "N BV -fl2?KZ2i&- Adam's Grave. The grcnlost news story slnco the whalo swallowed Jonah has evolved in Missouri. Till-: GKAVF, OF ADAM HAS HI5UN l.OCATKD! I.Ike unto the cat, thereby hangs a tnlo! Once upon a time Joseph Smith, he WIIHIIi: ADAM HI.KKl'irni. of superfluous matrimonial creed, ato an underdone mlnco pie and had not the stomnchache, but a revelation. In the divine confidence extended, he learned where tho bones of tho daddy of us all lie Interred. l.est unbelievers scoff, a photograph of tho historic spot has been taken. To be sure tho skull nnd cross bones of Adam are not discernible on tho face of It, but a descendant of tho great Mr. Smith that lives In the vi cinity assures us all that Is necessary to prove their presence Is to dig not in thi photograph, but in tho earth Itself. The grave of Adam Is In what Ih known us "The Garden or Eden." II vo miles from Gallatin, Daviess county, Missouri. Hero a Mormon colony onco thrived nnd Ichubod Crane-like, heard weird noises and saw strange npparltlons. Joseph Smith was onu of tho settle ment. Tho grave of tho father of Cain and Abel Is under a spreading vhontnut iu" nnd naught but a goodly scatter ing of Igtcous colliders, thnt look In tho photog )' suspiciously llko ap ples, marks tho h,ilio, sd ground. Several of our yellow nuw:pat.'i -aro greatly Interested in tho matter ICIIAIIOn-C'llAXI-M.TK!-: NOISES, nnd ono has telegraphed tho country editor of Gallatin: "Rush ns li.OOO words on whether or no you cun find Evo In tho vi cinity." A suggestion to comb tho grass feverishly with n flnc-tooth comb In nn offort to locate tho apple would seem to bo lu order. Lulla-by to a Pug Dog. Cradle Sunt to u Nineteenth Century Uaby. !lock-n-bye, tootale, you're mamma's own net. N -itt. , EK wniiisV a 'WMIIXA THAT SinMQtM-S " WjfV. i noise ?-.'- ' Wn R r W5U3,c 111 J WW Sweet little doRsle-your none fa qtilto wet! Kiss, miizzcr, I'ugRle: you cute llttln thine! SmiKKln 11D close now and hear mumm.t sine: "Sleep, itlrep, little doggie, tinny! Sleep, Mleep; nliinilier Hhlp 'Ahoy!' Slop, li'p, little (IokkIh baby Munima's llttlo piiK-uog buy!" I.ulla-by, PiiRRle: your hnlr Is like ronw, Licked with our tiny, red tongue to a kIomh Kiss iiiumma, deary oh my, what a xniell! Gnawing a bone, sir! Indeed, I can tell. Itock-n-liyc, durllni;: those bad llttlo IH'UH Are really qultn naughty my angel to ten He! Hut lulln-by, precious, and kiss me ones more Now to the sandman In slumber you soar! "Sleep, nlp, little ilogBle baby! Sleep, sleep: slumber nhln 'Ahoy!' Sleop, stitep, llttlo doggie baby Mainmi't little pug-dog boy!" Rock-ii-hye, I'iirrIc My! Look at thos feotf Whom luivn you been In such mud, lit tle sweet? I5urr lu your tall, nnd your ear, I de el u re, Has axle-greaso on It, all stuck In th hair! Itock-a-bye, Timitle; fortet all your woes, Muzr.iT Just loves you from tall-tip to nine! Kiss me, my sweetheart, and close thasa dojt-eyes, I.ulla-by, lutU-by-off to the sklea! "Sleep, sleep, little docple baby! Hloep, sleep; slumber ship 'Ahoy!' 8locp, sleep, little doRRlo baby Mamma's little pug-doe boy!" K K n A Beautiful Thing. "Love is a beautiful thing," said tho lovor, leading his Inamorata to a hillock by tho river side. "As wo sit hero in tho gloaming, hand In hand (what's tho matter. Virginia?). As wo sit hero hand In hand and dream ot a long voyago down the Utopian rlvor ot lifo to gether (whut Is it, doar? Whafa bothering you, honey?) "Down tho rlvor of life together, does It not" (fldgot) or, does It not 1 (slap) do does it ('wow!) "What's tho ma (slap! scratch) tor, Virginia?" nut Just then ho got a bite himself and tho blto let lu the light, us It were. Thov bad. bean courting on an ant bill I. A II i4 . i