If 1 it i Red Cloud Chief. runusnuD WBKKhY. RED CLOUD. KRHUAHKA King I'otor wants to borrow $20,000,p JUO. Ih ho preparing to abdicate? Tho ronl trouble will nrlso In Pnnn ma when they begin to distribute tho pO8t0ffiCCS. Japan should count 100 nnd then tnUo a walk around the block before going to war. Presumably tho follow who Bold his oar will fix up Homo explosion story to tell Ills friends. Tho nvorngo woman would rather bo a dog nnd liny t'10 moon tlitm huvo men really nfrnld of her. "Drng-om-lr-off," exclaimed the czar, nnd stralghtwny tho governor general of Klcff departed for his estates. King Alfonso of Spain Is going to travel. Ho will seo a grrat many things 'that his country used to own. Tho St. Louis Globe-Democrat do flneH a promoter as "a man who enn double his money without putting any in." King Peter of Servla Is beginning to liope thnt some of his subjects really mean it when they sny, "Jong live the king." Tho nows of tho death of tho com poser of "Silver Threads Among tho Gold" Is a reminder thut he outlived his song. Woro there no automobllo chauffeurs in tho neighborhood, that Princess AUco was obliged to elopo with a coachman? A treasury expert declares that n paper dollar lasts flvo years. Funny wo never seem able to get hold of any of that kind. Mr. Carnoglo talks about watcreil stock with all the calm of u man who never ventured Into llnanco without his overshoes. When n man gets brain fng ho Rends marked copies of tho paper con taining Items about it to tho society leaders in Newport. Austria nnd RiisBln aro going to sond another ultlmntum to Turkey. They do this overy littlo wlillo just to keep In practice. It Is supposed, of course, thnt tho Now York man who paid $5,000 for an ear had no friends. Romans or coun trymen to lend him thulis. Tho butler of a Chicago editor stole about $200 worth of furs from his employer. We editors aro growing more careless about our butlers every day. l'urlslaus havo been rudely shocked by tho fatal termination of n duel with swords. Unquestionably thu coi oner's Jury will return n verdict of accidental death. "Hrllllant and impulsive people," Hnld n lecturer on physiognomy, "havo black eyes, or If they don't havo them they aro apt to get them If they'ro too Impulsive." Tho Vnndcrbilts nnd a few western families aro forming a new smart Ret In Now York. Western families who wish to get in will havo to apply early, though. Now York society women who havo taken to using rougo may havo reflect ed thnt in their cases the adage, "beauty unadorned adorned the most," docs not apply. The lntcst Is tho cat language. Whon tho cat has eaten tho canary, how over, It conveys the Information by merely exhibiting n contented expres sion of countenance. With Inspiration born of a lovo of tho beautiful, tho Hartford Post says: "On these frosty mornings a red nock tie. nnd u rosy-checked girl mnko an nttractlvo combination." Tho Westminster Gnzetto refers to "an after-breakfast speech" by Mr. Morloy. Has It becomo customary for tho hitherto deliberato Ilrltou to go out apeoch-muklnB boforo buttoning his collar? As n yohng man has been nrreBted for stealing a kiss, tho caso furnishes tlmoly warning to young men to put such valuablo articles back right where thoy found them boforo tho polico nrrlvo. A lawyer has Just boon killed in a duel in Paris. Wo havo boon nfrnld for a long tlmo that If French gentle men persisted In keeping up this dan gerous amusement somebody would evoutually get hurt. Tho sultan has cancer of tho stom ach and can't live more than two or three years. A German doctor mado tho discovery, probably becauso tho Turkish physicians wero afraid of get ting themselves beheaded if they told tho old man about It. Ex-Postmaster ThomoH L Jnmes, who is 72 years old, lias picked out n lady of 30 to bo his brldo. If tho young follows of tho prosont day In sist on waiting around too long they may find, when they finally get ready, that nono but old ludles are left. MUSIFURNISIKARS Tho Kansas Board of Railroad Commissioners Demand It NO REASON FOR SHORTAGE Theltallronil on Fllm.'y Kirie, llftt Fslleil to l'rorlite Cur Hufiltlent to Mot Oral n and Lite Ntcrk Tho state board of railroad eoiumla slonors of Knnsna want It understood that when they notify the railroad com panies of it car shortage at any point It Is not for tho purposo of starting a suit which will require weeks to re Hove, but for tho purpose of bringing relief to tho shipper musing the com plaint. Tho attorney for n railroad company recently replied to a notification from tho board concerning a car shortage at a certain point, nnd he asked thnt the complaint be mndo more "definite nnd certain," as is formally done In law suits. The bonrd replied as follows: "Tho purpose of taking up these com plaints, as the board understands it, In to bring tho matters complained of di rectly and promptly to tho attention of tho operating department with a view of getting information of conditions nnd securing tho most speed' possible relief. The hoard has this object In mind lnrgely in the reference of com plalntR to the respondent companies nnd it is desired thnt this rcforcncc bo so understood rather than to have it rogarded as an action requiring the for mal nnswer of your company nnd trial on tho Issues. In other words It is re lief that is desired, and not law suits." Car Thelves Cm tic lit nt Nrmlcmlm For tho laRt nine months car break ers havo been operntlng successfully nlono tho lino of the St. hauls & San Francisco railroad from Pittsburg ns far west as Neodesha, and ns n result of their work between $t,00O nnd $2,000 worth of merchandise has been lost by tho railway. During the last ten dayB secret service men In tho employ of tho rnllroad company hnvc been fer reting out tho thieves. As a result flvo of tho gnng havo been captured nnd aro now In Jail In Frcdonla nnd Columbus. The last capture was made In Scnra mon, when Sheriff Wlilttnkcr or Frc donin nrrcsfed Robert Jackson. 19 years old, ngnlnst whom there are flvo differ ent counts. From him It was learned thnt tho gnng consists of heven mem bers, nil of Neodesha. ' sunnno V. si. C A. nuliitlnc at Chunnto Tho Y. M. C. A. location its an nounced nt tho meeting- at the? Swede church Is tho lot on North Lincoln street, Chamitc. The lot Is 50x112 feet and If the plans favored are carried out a three-story uiiv.iv Dm uu viucieu, upon u.. The purchriRo price was $2,000, and $50 was paid down to cinch the Bale. Tho original Idea of a $10,000 build ing has been discarded and plans nro being made for a $25,000 or $20,000 building. For tho purposes of raising this nmount a soliciting committee was decided upon, but will not bo ap pointed until u meeting is called. rrnmliM'iit I.rclitri-m for I.uurinro Tho following Is n list in part of spenkors who will deliver lectures be fore the journalist dnss at tho univer sity of Knnsas: December 17. Prof. C. S Skilton, "Musicnl Criticism;" January 10. Col. O. K. Leonard. "Relation Between the Ncwspnpcr and tho Public." Dates for C. H. Flinch, who will talk on, "Tho Editor nnd the Editorial Policy," nnd It. R. Whlteman, "Tho Relationship between the Business nnd tho Edltorinl Side of n Newspaper," havo not been decided upon. Intcr, Henry J. Allen. C. XI. Hargcr and Ar thur Capper will speak. Ahnlt llril I iu n h( llli.Hiithfi While digging a well upon the farm of U. G. hecvy, thlB county, laborers camo across a good sized vein of as phalt lock, ubout 18 feet under ground. The Loovy farm is near Robinson. As phalt Is found In Indian Territory. Col orado nnd other coal states, but this Is the first yet discovered in Kansas. Whether the vein would pay ir devel oped has not yet been determined. irnancy i.nw Moris at Arkaimnii City The flrr.t truancy case under tho new Btate law in Cowley count was filed at Arkansas City. Ixiren Coonrod. 12 years old, refused to attend school. His parents wero unable to make him at tend. He was arrested under the tru ancy law and sentenced to tho stnte roiorm sciiool uy tho probate court. HIcKlevator for lliiti-tilnion Tho Rock Grain comnnnv hrm mir. chased thirty-six acres of land along tho Atchison, Topekn & Santa Fo rail road at Hutchinson and will build a 120,000 bushel clvator next year. In dented fncllltites nre necessnry on ac count ot tho big grain crops grown in the western counties. 11O0O Arrea Arqulreil l.y Trim Company Tho West Irrigated Ind company of hnkin, has passed into tho hands of tho Fidelity Trust compnny of Kansas City, Mo., after a temporary receiver chip and como litigation. The innd con blsts of about 11.000 acres of irrigable Innd, much of it In alfalfa, nnd a valu able canal nearly 30 miles in length. Oreat Inrreaae In roMoftlre Urrolpt Tho receipts for tho month of No vember at Kansas City, Kan., post ofllco were tho largest In tho history of tho office,, according to H. I,, Short, assistant postmaster. Tho receipts for tho month amounted to $13,105.10, nn lncrcr.de over November, 1902, of $2, 211,73, or 20 per cent. The expenses of the office during the month were: Postmnster, $277.12; special mest.cn gers, $105.12; clerks, $.921.20; miscel laneous. $23.08, and free delivery, $2, 555.95; total, $4,882.53. Tho expenses deducted from tho receipts leaves n profit to the government of $8,282.57. Half Million Hollar Tire nt HMIna, Kan. Flro that for a time threatened th ontlro business district of Sallna, Kaa., destroyed tho four-Btory building oc cuplcd by tho II. D. I,eo Wholesale Grocery company, damaged tho build ing nnd contents of the II. D. Lee Hardwaro company nnd burned Bcvoral smaller buildings, causing nn nggrc gato loss estimated at $500,000. In suranco about $250,000. Tho loss by tho hardware company is placed nt $35,000 nnd thnt on the grocery company at approximately $435,000. Doth, firms nre part of the H. I). Lee Mercantile company, whose president, H. D. hoe, lives at present in New York. Mr. hce Is chairman of tho executive committee of tho whole sale grocers' nEeoclatlon of tho United Stntcfl. Ho enme to Kansas from Ohio in 1880. Prenlilrnt nnd .Mr. llauna Are rrlentl. An Important conference was held at tho Whito houso between tho presi dent and Scnntor Hanna of Ohio. It occurred on tho lnltlntlvo of Mr. Han na, nnd to both participants the con ference wiib perfectly satisfactory. At tho conclusion of tho conference, which, It can be said, won marked by distinct evidence of sincere friendship and cordiality on both Bides, neither the president nor Senator Hanna cared to discuss for publication tho details. It wnR Btnted that tho mutual dlscus bIou hnd not differed in any personal respect from other talks tho president and Senator Hanna havo had in the past nnd which they will havo in tho future. It was announced that tho re ports recently circulated that there had been or was likely to bo a break in tho existing pleasant relations between tho president nnd the senator amount ed to a "preposterous absurdity." Kx-Cciiigrmiiman Spinner I Mcail. Former Representative William M. Springer of Illinois, a democratic lender, conspicuous In tho house of representatives during the forty-fourth nnd the fifty-third congresses, Inclu sive, and onco chairman of tho waya nnd monns commlttco of tho house, died at his residence in Washington, aged sixty-four yeais. His death was duo to pneumonia. Cadet Wantoil From the Mil DlntrUi Congressman Norrls of Nebra1.' wns notified by tho secretary of war that ho would be expected to nomlnato a candidate for a West Point cadet ship next June. Accordingly Mr. Nor rls announced thnt ho would hold n. compctltlvo examination early In tho spring to which young men under 20 residing In the Fifth congressional dls-. trlct will bo eligible. Tho examina tion prescribed by the military acad emy, physical and mentnl, Is most rigid. It is outlined in a circular is sued by tho war olllce. A Illuil to tho "Ills: Nino" If tho plans of western universities do not fall a rival of tho big nine will shortly bo formed. Such prominent schools ns Missouri, Notre Dame, Kan sas and Nebraska having been refused admission to tho organization that ban dominated tho footbnll game In tho west for several seasons, those In tho. cold propose to tako measures for self pi cservatlon. Tno bIx members already assured aro Missouri, Kansas nnd; Notre Dame, Ames nnd Grlunell col leges In Iowa, and Kuox college of? Galesburg, 111. It is hoped that Ne braska will enter. Washington univer sity at St. houls, has not yet mada application for admission, but probably will. Its bnttle with Iowa recently Is sulllclcut proof that it will swing Into line. In Chicago, "Work or iit Out." Emergency orders, designed to rid, Chicago of highwaymen, wero sent out by Chief O'Neill. Tho four polico In spectors were instructed to nrrest all members of what is known as tho "floater" class. Another precaution was tho formation of squads of police men, who wero taken from their regu lar beats and put to patrolling the resi dence districts in tho capacity of night watchmen. It will bo "work or get out of Chl cago" for every suspect arrested. To assist In tho general movement a corps of picked men, mndo up of tho surest shots and tho most active members o8 tho force, will bo assigned to tho work of checking crime. Kxcltement Over Cotton Crop Shortage When the bureau report was Issued placing tho probable cotton crop nt 9, 902,039 bales, the effect on tho cotton market was electrical on the New York cotton exchange. Tho first sales wero at a Jump of 10 points or more and before tho report was fifteen minutes old every option on tho list sold up to or passed tho 12 cent mark. Tho ex citement nnd confusion was intense, nnd while the ndvanco brought long cotton In tremendous volumo the mar ket continued to go up, breaking oil previous high records for tho season and surpassing anything within even tho days of last July In tho intensity of tho activity and excitement. Trying to Oft ItM ot rirketn. Judge Jesse Holdom of hClcngo has decided that Franklin union of press feeders was In contempt of court ns nn organization for appointing and permitting pickets to interfere with tho rights of Individuals who had taken tho places of striking press feedors. Tho union nnd Its officers will bo cited to appear beforo Judge Hol dom. Some men only feci liko working when there Is nothing for them to do. Martini Law at Cripple Creek Governor Peabody of Colorado haB Issued a proclamation declaring Crlp plo rCeek to be under martial law, and suspending tho writ of habeas corpus. He declares that tho gold camp Is in n state of Insurrection and rebellion and that tho civil authorities aro powcr- less to mnlntaln order. Tho proclama Hon docs not stnto In bo many wordB I mil umiuuu u uroaicu bu that tho writ of haheaB corpiiB has boon suspended, but oinclnls at tho state house say that both these things aro Intonded. The military will now deal with all nllcGc.d offenders and try to punish them, THE FATAL REQUEST OR FOUND OUT By A. L. Harrle Author of "Mino Copyright, 1891, by a a $ $ Copyright, l 9 o a , CHAPTER VII. Continued. For somo rcuson Ted Ilurrltt re mained behind. "I'll let thorn go first," ho said to himself. In tho meantime, thoso who had been to view tho body In tho vestry re turned. It was evident from their manner, nnd tho short tlmo they had boon absent, that no Identification hnd taken place. ' Ted Ilurrltt, with hU heart boating wildly now, turned In tho snmo direc tion. On tho extemporized bier n body lay, the lower limbs of which wero covered with a cloth, leaving tho face and tho upper part of tho body ex posed to view. Ted Ilurrltt saw that It was tho fnco of a man of about fifty years of ago, with features thnt must hnvo been handsomo In their day but which In death woro an expression of agonized expectancy tho ex pression of one who recognized tho full horror of tho fate that uwaltod him. It was the faco of his own father! CHAPTER VIII. Dr. Jeremiah Cartwrlght. A few moments clnpsod, at tho end of which tlmo tho door of tho vestry opened again. This timo to admit a small, middle-aged gentleman, whoso somewhat imposing Roman noso was surmounted by a pair of gold-rlmmcd spectacles, and whoso civil garb hnd an almost military cut and prcciscncss about it. Ho cleared his throat and gavo n sharp littlo cough liko a doublo knock. "I bog your pardon, my dear Blr, I hopo I'm not disturbing you, but " Ted Burritt rose to his foot and seemed, all at once, to wako from tho npathy of grief which had over como hlra when ho realized that his worst fears had bcon surpassed, and that his beloved parent had met with a horrible death, such as tho most abandoned criminal might havo shud dered at. Ills eyes wero bloodshot; W &s5 ' iSfaro"" It wao the face his hair tossed and tumbled, ns though it had bcon clutched at and dlshovol cd by muscular fingers. Ills dress was dusty and disordered, und ho biro a haggard unwashed appear ance. But, In spito of these drawbacks, tho other ejaculated under his breath: "Humph! A lino fellow. Seems uncommonly cut up, too rather un usual thing In these days. Seems to bo something liko gcnulno feeling here. And I liko to seo it! I liko to ECO it!" Having arrived at tho conclusion of theso remarks, somo of which might havo been distinctly audible, hnd tho Ustenor chosen to lend an ear in their direction, ho continued out loud: "By-tho-by, let mo lutroduco my solf. My name's Cartwrlght Jere miah Cartwrlght, surgeon, etc., late of tho 47th." Ted Burritt turned toward him with something liko an appcaranco of In terest, nnd tho doctor, seeing this, went on: "Yes, I've been on tho Hpot ovor slnco tho accident took place You've heard how It was, of course? It was an awful sight, and what made it moro so was tho fact that littlo or nothing could bo done to holp. Tho groans and shrieks wero something awful, and what wa8 moro, tho front of tho train was completely enveloped in a black pltch-llko smoko from tho burning oil which, ns you know, had exploded from tho concussion through which tho flames leaped and hissed. It waB quite an hour -cioro they had burnt thomsolvea out, and, oven then, tho heat was so Intense that thero was no opportunity of ap proaching tho carriages for somo hours after that. And when wo did" ho naused Impressively and throw out his hands "when wo did, thero was nothing loft but smoking skele tons of nion, women nnd children yes, Blr, children and In somo In stances, as you may hnvo soon for yourself, not oven that!" Ted Burritt uttered a groan, an tho doctor wound up In a breathless con dition. "Terrible, wasn't it?" said tho lattor, recovering himsolf in no tlmo. "But 1 you" laying his hand on tho young man's shoulder "you mustn't glvo way you itn0v. Just consider theso oth()r poor fojkstho church IS full f th ' Th . . v of thom hnvo mJth ,,"?"L.,i i T ?, n0,u,lnB - iolr dead, but a few shes-a handful of black dust. What l moro. In most enses, thoy do not even know which particular handful Own Familiar Friend," etc til J'ubllthlng byStrttt A V o any. Smith. of dust, or how many of tho nsho3 thoy may claim as their own. Com pare your caso with theirs, and I think you will ngrco with me, that you havo a great deal to bo thankful for. You mn lmvn vnnr dead decently In terred, with his name upon his head Btono." Ted Ilurrltt raised his head, which was sunken between his shoulders. "You nro right," ho said llrmly,"! havo a greut deal to ho thankful for, oven yet." "That's right," said tho doctor, re suming his brisk, overy-day tone, "that's tho way to look at tho mnttcr. By-tho-by" lowering his voice again "I may as well toll you that I was ono of tho party who helped to find tho poor gentleman," and ho motioned with his head toward tno corpse. Yes"as tho other mado a sudden Btop toward him "he was In tho fourth carriage from tho engine, a first class carriage It was, und ho was tho only occupant. This carriage was thought to be empty, as no cries wero hoard, und it was generally believed that whatever passengers It might havo contained had made their escape before tho flumes reached it. Of course, tho supposition is that ho was disabled, perhaps killed outright, by the effects of the collision; for tho car riage was much ilamaged, and we had some considerable difficulty In extri cating him." Tho young man nodded his head and an expression of relief spread Itself over his countenance. "I should liko to think that,"1ic said, "it would be a great alleviation if I could bellevo he perished like that, Instead of enduring the agony of thnt other hideous death," and, as he spoke ho bhuddcred and set his teeth to gether. "Depend upon It, that was tho truth of tho matter," rejoined the littlo doc tor. "Ho might havo been struck senseless by a blow upon tho head. At any rato I shall find out that when I of hlc own father! make my examination of the remains. I don't know whether you care to stop while I? No?" In answer to a vio lent shako of tho head. "Well, per haps it's better not." "And you think," Ted Burritt In quired, "that tho examination will show you how my father died?" Tho doctor nodded his head. "You remain for tho Inquest, I suppose?" "When ?" began tho young man. But tho garrulous little gentleman did not allow him to finlshr "Xlon day morning twelve o'clock," ho jerked out. "You'll find tho placo very full, but very likely you'll bo able to get a bed somowhere. If uot como to mo and I'll put you up." Ted Burritt, moved by this generous offer on tho part of a stranger, thank ed him In a few broken, but heartfelt words. Ho mndo his way hack to tho sta tion, nnd found thnt another train had just arrived bearing a Btlll fur ther load of anxious, grief-stricken in quirers. Ho wroto out a telegraphic message and consigned it to ono of tho clerks: not ono of whom hnd had his hand off tho Instrument all night. On tho lino groups of men, under propor superintendence, woro still busily engaged In searching nmong tno heaps of debris. Ab Tod Burritt stood and watched them at their work, suddenly tho thought flashed across his mind ngaln his father's friend! What had be como of him? CHAPTER IX. A Startling Discovery. Tho telegram which Tod Burritt sent to his Bister was as follows: "Havo found my father. Am re maining until; after tho inquest. Break thu news gently." Having disposed of this duty, It occurred to him that ho would bo tho bettor for a wash and a meal. Thero was an unassuming littlo inn not far from whore ho stood. It looked clean nnd Inviting to tho weary young fel low, nnd thither ho bent his steps only to find that tho modest little hostolry was nlroady besieged by thoso whoso errand hnd been tho Bamo as his own. Ho wns told by the land lord himsolf, utmost boforo ho hud tlmo to framo tho Inquiry, that thoy woro full up to tho hny-loft: but It was just possthlo that ho might find someone In tho village who might bo ablo to tako him In, Mine host strong ly recommended tho genUomnn to go and secure old Mother Jlnmnn's room. A small urchin who was hanging1 about tho door, was Inducod, by tho. prospect of twopence, to show tho wfM to tho old damo's cottage. Having seen tho room, a funny littlo pluco up under tho roof, In which ho could barely stand upright, but which spotlessly clean as It was, seemed a very haven of reBt to tho worn out young man, and having expressed him Belt as satlsllcd, and paid flvo shill ings In advance, ns a token of good faith, tho old dame departed In search of now laid eggs, from her own hens, to servo up for her new lodger's breaki fast. In tho meantime tho young man throw himself Into n chair with n heavy sigh, which tho good old soul heard as she shut tho door upon him. She returned to the room, In about half an hour's time with a tray, which contained tho homely hut excellent country faro she hnd prepared, nnd, finding no notice taken of the knock, with which she announced tho nrrlvnl of breakfast, pushed open tho door and entered. Sho found tho new lodger fast asleep on his chair, with his head resting on tho table, nnd, depositing her tray thereon also, stood regarding him with motherly solicitude. "Poor, denr, young gontlemnn," she murmured to herself, "If 'o don't look dead beat! I'll Jest put tho breakfast by 'Im, so as 'o can see It whon 'e wakes." Sho left tho room, closing tho door behind her, und still the young man slept on, In spite of his constrained at titude and tho hardness of his pillow. Another half hour passed, at the end of which timo another step wns hoard ascending the crazy little wood en staircase a firmer stop, but at the same tlmo lighter than the other; nnd another voice this tlmo a masculine ono might havo been heard to sny, "All right, Mrs. JInninn don't you trouble will announco myself!" Which tho speaker proceeded to do first of all by the application of his knuckles, which, proving Ineffectual, wns followed by tho lifting of tho latch, and the appearance ot the figure of Dr. Jcremluh Cartwrlght upon tho threshold. Ho, too, contemplated tho sleeping figure doubtfully. "Humph!" ho re marked, half aloud. "Asleep, eh? Good thing, too; gone through a lot; worn himself out. Hullo! What's this? Breakfast, eh? All got cold, too! Better wako him up after nil!" This he did very gently; and Ted Burritt started up, rubbing his eyes. Then, recognizing the Mtuation ns well as tho personality ol tho Indi vidual who confronted him. "Oh, Lord!" he cried, with a groan, "I'd forgotten all about It. But tell mo what tho exam " The doctor Interrupted hlni with a gesture. "What's thut I seo?" look ing at tho viands through his gold rlmmcd spectacles. "Tea? eggs? but ter? cream? brown broad? My news will keep; your breakfast won't, or, rather has boon kept too long al ready. Sit down at once and dlsposo of tho contents of that tray, or you don't get nnother word out of me." Ted was astonished to find how hun gry ho was, and had soon cleared tho bonrd; though, at the same tlmo, ho found it rather embarrassing to feel that ho was an object of Interest to nn Individual In gold-rlmmcd spec tacles, who stared at him persistently through thorn, nnd kept up a running commentary under his breath all tho time. Somo of tho ejaculations, too, which caught his ear wero decidedly of a nnturo to arouso curiosity on thu pnrt of tho hearer, who now and then could not avoid overhcnrlng such fragi ments ns these "Mysterious affair should liko to get at the bottom of It. Talk about sensational incidents!, Wonder how ho'll tako it!" etc. "And now," 'said tho young man, turning round upon him, "toll mo what Is tho result you havo arrived at?" (To bo continued.) HOW TO MANAGE A WIFE. Some Suggestions Which Are Said to Be of Value. A great many methods havo been BUggostod as to tho best way to man age a husband, but up to date no ono has thought It best to guide tho poor husband. The following will there fore bo found the best way to man age a wife. It has never boon known, to fail. Never contradict her. You uro right of courso nlno times out of ten, und sho knows It, but to toll her so makes her always unmnnageable. Never opposo her. When sho sug gests thnt In tho absonco of tho cook you get up and light tho lire do bo nt onco, willingly and cheerfully. If sho wishes you to walk tho floor with the baby obey with alacrity. Never deny her. Possibly bIio will exceed her allowance, but this is al ways your fault, because you aro not man enough to support her. Never bo cross. Whon you como homo at night, having Tailed onco or twice during tho day, or been Insulted, by a total stranger, or with n largo,' powerful pain In your stomach, laugh It off, and conceal your real feelings. Never toll her tho truth. When, Bho asks how you liko her new hat, swear that It Is tho greatest thing for tho money you ever snw. Whon sho shows you her now gown, bo lost In admiration. Whon sho is crosa and Irritable, tell her alio Is an angel. ' Never disagree with her. When sho suggests thnt you havo a cold nnd need a hot mustard plaster, grin ind, botir it. When sho tells you sho noVils a change, tell her you uro glad sho mentioned it. Never Interrupt her. This is tho only way to innnnge a wife. Tom Massou In New York Her-aid. ,' i I gi-wiSWrfliiK '.iSE3T"?! "-v,!5,rl,l' '16-raaBISfftfr'- '.teHerrV taMfB 11 aJ!!iL ' & Atwfaw'w