lfim&il. l Rcdljimid Chief. ruiiii WKBKLY. I KD CLOUD. NKBKAH&A Man In giren n sensed of hnmor to compensate lilm as the nrn 10b him of onthiMlasm. SIme was when on the nniioi uce mont of .1 bnnk fnlluro they lined to ask "whut'a her nnmu?" l'nrlslniiH nto 23.000 horses hint jronr. Hero wo lmvo n Hold where the auto mobile cannot hope to compete. It Is reported that a duko wants to marry Helen Gould. Now comes the iiliroruo ti'Ht of Helen's good kciiso. Why doesn't ho mo enterprising me illiini arrange nn Interview with Do LosBop.s on recent events In Pinuma7 Thn tnnii who stood on the bridge at midnight probably found It cheaper tnan sitting In at bridge at the .same hour. If It Ih trni) that the grcntcst happi ness Ih In hnvlng enough, the man with coven daughter;) should he oh, no Joyful. Tho Hrooklyn Knglo thinks current rurplng nt Pnttl Is duo to the "ncldu Iouh pessimism of tho supercritical fow." Good. Thieves huvo stolen ono of the his bronze Kates of Centrnl l'nrk, New York, hut nt hist necounts the obellsl; had not been tnkon. When Now York society lenders full, out the wondering world learns thnt) bolng In the smart set doeun't dull tho! edge of n ludy's tongue. A woman strlko sympathizer threw n brick at a car in Chicago tho other day., It Is not related what shop window Huffered in consequence. "People uro Hcldom satisfied with' small favors," romnrked tho phlloso pher. "What fun Is thero In klssInK u girl If you can't muss her hair?" Tho enthusiasm which Japan and, Russia aro showing 'for penco causes-' a Hiiaplclon that thero must' bo a' stock of damp powder In tho far Hast.' An KnKllsh mayor hns bunded out his salary to bo divided between tho poor and tho town bands. Tho bands, presumably, aro to bo bribed to quit playing. Tho Toronto World hopes Undo. Sum will "choko to death on tho noxtj blto ho takes off Canada." Perhaps he'll try to swallow tho peHky thing whole next, time. During tho Inst fiscal year tho rail roads of, tho country killed 3,653 per sons and Injured -15,097 more. What, are Macedonian outrages' compnreir with this record? Tho Cuban congress has voted a gift of $50,000 to Gen. Gome. Evi dently tho Cuban congress wunts Gomez to retire permanently from tho revolution business. Somebody will bo trying to provo next thut Crescent! never trotted a mile In less thftu three minutes, and then he i-wns, tied to nn automobile and timed by a sun-dial. There are those who think. that' our national patriotism Is even robust enough to survive tho suppression of the dynamite crackor and tho toy pis tol on tho Fourth of July. The banlfs routlnuo to merge. And nobody rises to protest. In fact, every body seems to bo satisfied. The bnnks enjoy a monopoly of this sort of feel ing when It comes to merging. Hartford Post: Wo huvo found that tho most lovable women, as a rule, are those who have no moro mathe matical ability than is required to keep account of tho milk tickets. The boy who writes in his copy book, "Reach after the higher things," cannot understand why his backward anatomy should bo tattooed because he gathers Jam from tho top shelf. It will probably bo Incumbent on tho historian of tho Immediate future to record that Generalissimo Haracl Uoyes of thn Colombian army inarch nl down a hill and then mnrched up again. The new fund for tho Mothodlst ministers amounts now to ?40,000 more than half of what Wlllard Allon took. It is not goucrally known just where Mr. Allen spent Thanks giving. , Their lighting may not bo up to tho Kuropoun standard, but tho Central American countries do not keep tho "War Is Inovltnblo" hcadllno standing ' for soveral months before they got some kind of action. King Peter tried to congratulate Great Britain's diplomatic represents tlvo at Dolgrado on King Edward's, ilrthday, but got snubbed for his, pains. Petor will have to keep quiet; and make motions when ho wants to express his thoughts. Ono of tho judges has decided that a girl has no breach of promlso suit against a man who proposes on Suns day and falls to carry out tho agree ment. After this It may be expected that tho lights will bo put out prompt Iv nt 12 o'clock Saturday nlplit. THE FATAL OR FOUND OUT I By A. L. Harrlw Author of "Mine Own Familiar1 Friend," etc Copyright, l as J , v V a $ e 1 1 I'nttlltMng Company, Copyright, t 9 o s , tiff Street ( Smith. CHAPTER VI Continued. "A dreadful railway accident ban taken place on thn Southeastern rail way. A goods train from Ixindon to Maidstone, which contained two wng ons loaded with petroleum burrols, through some mistake In tho signals, ran Into tho I: CD up irnln from Ho ver, at tho (mint wheie tho lines cioss. Tho engine, tender, and three first class carriages have been furnished up and burnt by tho petroleum. Twenty-three pnssengoiH are either dead or dying." The persplrntlon stood upon his brow as he read this this grim and ghnstly paragraph- over and over again. "How could I possibly let them neo this?" ho groaned to himself. "They would go out of their minds with thn horror of it. And yet," the thought struck him, "what Is to prevent them from rending it all, and moro beside. In tho morning papers? Though, ef course, thero is hope thero must bo a gler.m of hope! Home must have escaped! How slow this train Is. Ami yet, why should I want to travel fast er? How do I know what awaits me nt my journey's end?" When the train renehed London Hrldgo, n littlo before ten. he found nil was bustle and confusion. Tho news of tho accident hud jmroad like wlldllre, mid n momentarily Increas ing throng of agonized friends and rolatlvoa besieged tho tifflclals, at tacked tho telegraph ofllco and hurried hither and thither, backwards and forwards, In seurch' of something defi nite In tho shupc of Information. Ted Hurrltt forcod himself through tho crowd which was gn'hcred round some person In authority, and put tho same questions which burst from so many lips nt once. "Was anything moro known about tho accident? When would the lino bo clear, and when would n train be nllowcd to run to tho scene of the disaster?" "What's that7 And tho answers, repealed over and over again, and passed from mouth to mouth, wero: "No further details of the accident hud bean ascertained, nnd no names of tho victims had yet been published, as tho telegraph lines had been brok en. The first train to Ilannock Hrldge. the scene of tho disaster, would bo run as soon us tho lino was clear, and that could not bo for somo hours long er. The uufortunnto people who craved to know whnt might bo the fnto of some of their nearest nnd denr est, could do nothing but wait, hour after hour, every minute of which seemed nn age, nnd each separate hour an eternity. And so, ut last, tho hours wore nvay, and very early In tho morning a train stuited, bearing Its weary, hag gard load of men nnd women, each hoping that God hud at least been merciful to him, or her, whoever else He might have bereaved. Ted Hurrltt sat In his corner of the carriage, and let his thoughts wander where they would. All at onco the thought occurred to him, What had become of tho friend? Thu friend whom his father wont to meet, and who was to return with him? Hut what did it mutter about him? Why. but for him, though tho accident would hnve taken place all the same, It would have had nothing to do with thut pleasant, peueeful homo at Dill wlch! Hy the limn he had recovered him self n little ho iiuw Hint tho day wns beginning to dawn. Surely they must bo very near tho scene of the disas ter. Even In tho faint early light, which was nil they had to lllumlno tho scene, signs of the recent cntnstropho began to appeor. Hy tho side of tho lino they saw drawn up somo of tho ruined carriages. Another moment, nnd tho train drow up nt the pictur esque little country station, which had now been eonvorted into n tem porary dead-house. Tho mournful, wild-eyed cavalcade, which alighted at tho platform, were met by tho stn tloninnstor, who merely motioned with his arm, and said, "In there." Tho whole crowd, with ono accord, poured In tho direction Indicated. A dreadful sight met thoir eyes. In tho waiting room nnd booking ofllco n dozen chnrrod remnants' of humuii beings wero laid out on tarpaulins rach ono of which had lost all sem blance to humanity. There was no mmk vmBrm ml REQUEST clue, no possibility of recognizing or lilentllylng uny. Ted Hurrltt approached and looked down upon one; then staggered and nearly fell. "Are these nl.?" ho nsked, in n dreadful whisper. Tho mnn who wns In charge of this ghnstly detnehment answered, briefly. "Thero be a heap more on oin In tho church yonder!" CHAPTER VII. In the Vestry. Thero wns very littlo sleep for any one at Mngnollu Lodge that night. Mrs. Hurrltt was nt Inst persuaded to go nuil Ho down upon her bed, where she wns ministered to by her daugh ter and tho cook. Ho in lamentations mid torturing suspense, together with brief intervals of broken rest, tho night wore awuy. The servantH, with scurod fnecs, crept about the house and prepared tho brenkfast, which nobody touched. May Hurrltt enmo down stairs about eight o'clock, and the llrst thing that she i:;iw was the dully paper lying in Its accustomed place beside tho urn. "Ah!" she gasped, "now to know tho worst!" Tho uceount she sought was un signed the most prominent position, and wns headed in large capitals, 'Terrible Huilwny Accident! Thirty two lives lost! Numbers ronsted to death!" She read the brief paragraph, into which so much horror was condensed, nnd stood as though turned to stone Then coming bank to herself, she mur mured: "Mother must never see this, It would kill her!" And she left tho room, taking tho paper with her. "After all, though," she ventured to hope, "there have been somo saved. Why may not ho bo among them? Surely Ted will send a telegram soon. Poor boy! I wonder whnt ho Is do ing?" A Utile later In the morning, when Run, May, and see!" Mrs. Huiritt wns just being coaxed to take a littlo beef tea, thoj fateful double knock onco moro re-ooliocd through tho house. " "What's that?" cried Mrs. Hurrltt, sitting bolt upright. Perhaps bo's come back safe after all! Mm, May, nnd sec." The housemaid mot her on the stairs, bearing a yellow , envelope. "Tho hoy Is waiting to know IT thero is any answer, miss," she said, and lingered in tho expectation of hearing something of tho contents. Tho girl seized It and toro it open ! To loturn to her brother, who had been told that there wore yet many moro bodies in tho church, for which room could not be found elsowhero, and who, accompanied by a- detach ment of other seekers, thereupon left the stntlon for tho sacred edifice. It was a relief to find themselves ngalu in tho open air. after the ghnstly sight that had just met their eyes. tint theie was horror In the thought that they wero only exchunglug ono such scene for another. "Could ho hnve been ono of those?" was the awful thought which pursued tho young man "one of those fearful, indescribable objects! And was It such n thing as thnl thut ho must take homo with him, if It should provo by nny means possible to soparato tho idontity of tho one tioin tho other?" Ho camo In sight of tho church, which was not far from tho station. Arriving nt tho porch, tho foremost of tho purty discovered that tho door was locked. Hero wns a sudden check and thoy begun to consult together ns to where tho key might bo found. As they did so, a window of ono of the littlo cottages opposite tho church wan thrown up, and an old man, in a quaint, old fashioned nightcap, stuck his head out. "I bo a-comin'," ho cried; "yo must Jest bldo a bit, and I'll bo with 'ce." This was evidently tho clerk or sox ton; at any rate, ho was tho individual required, and th;ru wus nothing to do but to "bide," as ho had desired them. At last tho churchyard gato clicked, and a shriveled, bent figure made Its appearance, dangling a bunch of great koys in ono hand. Ho threw tho great door open with n clung, and tho peoplo entered tho church. It was very dark Inside Tho windows wero most of them of colored glass and high up, and tho old fashioned paws nnd tho thick squat columns which supported tho roof Fcomcd to swallow up whut littlo light there was. "They've put 'cm all Inside the chan cel rails," said the old man, who had constituted himself a no:,! of ghoulish Minster of the ceremonies. No ono seemed to caro to he the first to approach thnt part of tho holy edlllco. At Inst Ted Hurrltt, with a grim determination, approached tho railing. Inside, tho bodies, or what had once been bodies, were disposed In two rows, Those on the right hand lay In cof fins which had been hastily gathered from nil pnrts of tho neighborhood; thoso on tho loft were moro groups of nshos collected together on pieces of turpuulln. Ted Hurrltt began at tho rlght-hnnd side. Tho other peoplo followed his example, and tho old clerk ncted ns cicerone. "This 'un." he suld, indicating the terrlblo contents of ono coffin, "is sup posed to n-bln n young femule, as they found n thlmblo nnd a bit of a dress nmong tho ashes. Thlmblo 'ad tho nnme o' 'Lizzie' scratched on It." A mnn who yn craning his neck over Ted Hurrltt'.i shoulder gave a sharp cry: "That's my girl! That's my Lizzie! And her mother waiting for her at home, and won't believe as anything can have happened to her Oh, Lord!" nnd ho broke out Into wild outcries. Somo of the others, forgetful of their own concerns for a momont, gathered round him and made an at tempt nt consolation. "At lenst you know which she Is that ought to be n little comfort to you." "Hut I thought she might have been saved. She was such a good girl and look at her there!" and ho gestic ulated towards tho open coffin. "I can't stand much moro of this," murmured Ted Ilurrltt, as ho wiped tho great drops of perspiration from his forohend. They left tho borenved parent moan ing over his child's remains and ngaln pnssed on. Tho next thrco coffins were oxnmlued, shuddered at and left. Tho mutilated corpses which they con tained possessed neither bond, feet nor hnnds. They could never havo been taken for anything human had not tho fact been established beyond nil doubt. Was either of thoso his father?" Thero ouly remained ono or two moro belonging to that row, and they, too, wero unrecognizable. After that nothing was left but the poor heaps of ashen on the other side ''rjhls Is all, ladles and gentlemen," snhi the old man, with a sort of charnel-house cheerfulness, " 'sides ono more In tho vestry, us was put thero in consequents of boln very littlo damaged, "cept about the legs; and passon did say as I was to show '1m fust, though buln' easy recognizod. Hut my pore old 'cd's bin all of a Jumblo Hlnco th' arcldont, and I clean forgot 'im. Hut anybody as likes can Jest step into tho vestry and see 'im for thelrselves. They've laid 'I in out on the tublo, through boln' of a hextry size and runnln' short o' coffins. 'E wus found buried under a lot o rub bldgo. and they 'ad a deal o' trouble to git 'Im out." There was a general rush hi thnt direction on the part of all those who had u male relative nilsslng. I To bo continued.) Were "Dandy-Llons." lie had been In tho Dark Continent jfor two or three years, and when homo on a visit ho delighted to spin bis "tall" yarns about his experiences ,in Africa. Tho hunting of. wild lions was his specialty how ho could shoot thom, how ho could go out and bo sure of finding ono, how It was done, etc., etc.. and ho generally wound up by saying that he novor yet saw a Hon that he feared. Ono night after he had finished yarning ho was n little taken aback by one of bis audience, who said: "That's nothing. I havo lulu down 'and actually slept among linns lu their wild, natural state" "I don't beliovc that. I'm no fool!" suld the great hunter. "It's thu truth, though." "You slept among lions in their wild, natural stato?" "Yes, I certainly did." "Cnn you provo li. Were they Af rican?" "Well, not exactly African HonB. They wero dandelions." Practical Toys. Toys, whether useful or as a pas tlmo as Instructors, aro fascinating. However, tho up-to-date toy Is prac tical. Children have miniature work ing autos. A make-bellevo train, a splendid toy, Is a real train of cars with real locomotlvo and real track. Thero are children out West on whoso fathers' property small streams cross. Thcso boys imitate the things they seo going on nbout thom. Thoy build dams, check tho water, con struct miniature systems of irrigation in exact copy of tho plan used by tho farmers of thnt country. 'Hie water thus damned nourishes a gurden plot of their own In this play there Is tho dignity of education. Thought Ade Needed Schooling. Tho following story is going the rounds of Highland Park, where Georgo Ado spent tho summer. Tho nforosald was walking along tho Btreot ono duy when ho mot a mito of humanity, kindorgartcn bent, ono of Mr. Ado's summer colleagues and friends. Mr. Ado called out: "Hello! Going to school?" The prompt roply camo, In tho Bamo tono of good comrade ship, without the least suggestion of flippancy, but just as Mr, Ade would have it: "Not arc you?" DESERVED TO WIN HER. Young Man Who 8clzed Opportunity on the Fly. "I heard u unique proposal today," laughed O'Ucetlo, us ho sat down to his evening meal. "There wero a couplo of evidently very learned men on tho car, who kopt branching from ono nubjoct to another. Within bear ing distance of them sat a man and a woman; in fact, I sat just between tho two couples. "I didn't pay much attention to the remnrks of tho savants until thoy be gan an informal heart-to-heart Jabber on a matter I hnd noticed myself. '"It's truly wonderful how features change,' said ono. 'For Instance, 1 knew a married couplo who had lived together so long that they finally con formed in features. Aftor a time, ono might easily lmvo mistaken them for brother nnd ulster, children of tho same parents, so allko in looks were they. " 'I've heard and read of many such cases, said tho other; 'it's a scientific fact that constant companionship pro duces a likeness,' and then was start ed n diatribe on this interesting lino. "And just then tho public proposal camo in, and I was called upon to secretly admlro tho young man's nerve Tho girl said to him: '"Do you think that Is so, Will?' '"Yes, Indeed,' answered Will; 'and do you know, I'd glvo you every thing in the world If you'd let me look llko you.' "I don't know what tho outcomo was, but if I'd been her I'd certainly havo taken him up, for his honest utspokennesB if nothing else." TRAFFIC IN HUMAN HAIR. Regular Markets In Many Parts of the World. Wearing fnlso hair Is a very wide spread custom. In the language of tho tradesman, hair grown on tho heads or northern nations is tho most valuablo, both because of Its superior fineness aad glo3s nnd its color. Ger many and Sweden provide the most valuablo hnlr, especially If It bo golden blonde, which Is of tho finest toxturo and of a color Impossible to obtain by artificial dyes. Italy and other southern nations produco only coarser and less costlv varieties. Most precious of all, however, Is hair of a It-tin ull.tnn n...!... .,.!.(.. 1 m I "" oHiui-Riujf v.uiui , which, in sum clently long plaits, is almost impos sible to procure, chiefly from tho fact that Its very rarity causes thoso wom en lucky enough to possess It to re fuse to part, with It. The most con stant supply of human hair for tho world's market, howovcr, comes from tho peasa.it girls In countries such as Itussla and Gulicla, whero immedi ately aftor marriage a headdress is assumed which makes the Jack of Its natural covering unnotlccable. In Bo hemia, Mornvla nnd Gallcln there are regular hair markets to which tho women bring their hair for sale. Like a Boy's Pocket. A most remarkable case of gastron omy for lorolgn bodies of the stomach was described at a meeting of tho Acadcmlo do Medccine. The patient, a youth 10 years old, had entered tho St. Joseph's Hospital for Epilepsy. Ho had had nielaena, ami a rather sharp pain uccomuuiiiod by crepitation in tho left hypoehondrlum. Tho opera tion was performed In June, and tho following bodies were removed through an orifice of two and a half contimetera: Eight teaspoons, from 8 to 15 centimeters long; a thrco pronged fork, a letter tile 12 centime ters long, two shurp points; a needle, 0" centimeters long, a knifo blade 5 centimeteis long, a. piece of comb 8 centimeters long, anil n key. Thero were in all twenty-five bodies, weigh ing 220 grams. The stomach did not seem to have beon nffected, and the patient recovered completely. Paris Letter to the Medical Record. No More "Rickshaw" Men. Japan is finding that electric trno tion and tho "rickshaw" aro lncompat Iblo and the result Is that over 2,000 human horses In Tokyo have given up tho unequal struggle with tho elec tric car and linvo decided to emigrate in a bodv to the TTnkknliln Ihnra tn j engage in tho fisheries and other call ings. It seems a pity, for thero are few pleasantcr ways of traveling on a good road than hehlnd n couple of Btal wart runners who do thoir eight miles an hour with ease. From tho nation al point of view tho dlsappearanco of tho "rickshaw" men may havo im portant couscquonces. In physique they form almost a class apart and though their calling does not conduco to longevity they wero a valuable asset In Japan's military system, na they proved In tho war with China. The Rebel. Tlioujli tirlitlfd. dumb, and slow, Day aftnr trudglnc day With hunlenud pact- I o Along the bcatau way. Though traces chafe and rsU Anil bitter stlnga tli 1iuhI, Urn at death's nod 1 full For freedom 1 will dach. Ym, even T will take 'file bit between my tecttij II y pre Miud hoof will Fhake Tho solid earth beneath. As leaping slndin thnt hedgo The vullry of despair. Upon the iiiornlim'a edK 1 fuufl tlin tnountnlu air. Wilfrid Wilson Gibson. 'Old Age No Disability. An Interesting example of the fact that It Is never too lato to learn has recently occurred lu nelglum. At the State School or Horticulture at Vll vorde, ono of the pupils, named Plorro Germain, Is slxty-nlno years of ago, and that ago Implies In his case at least no disability is shown by the fact that he has received his diploma, having jwr4 tho "final" with flying colors, i F -t ' Combination 8lgn Post How often a traveler on a public highway wishes for u sign board at :ross ronds to direct him which path ho should take, but wishes in vain!; Hut the seed has beon sown, and tho farmers In tho country districts and tho drivers and nutomoblllsts lu tho cities nro pressing tho demand for good roads anil signs to indicate, , whero they lend to. The appropria tions made by many states are but tho beginning of stretches of good high way, which will reach from ond to end of tho country, and with this road Im provement long distance nutomobllo runs will bo the rulo Insteud of tho oxcoptlon, with a posslblo revival of cycling in addition. The sign board should bo tho companion of all good ronds, nnd tho moro information it can Impart tho greater' will bo Ha valuo to the traveling public. Tho combination hero Illustrated scorns to nnswer all purposes very well, com prising, as It docs, not only tho neces sary sign boards Indicating directions nd distances, but also a weather rane. sun dial, thermometer, mall box ind plnce for weather bulletins tot BrfTT TO OfCM POKIT n - m mic . For General Information, the benefit of farmers in tho surround ing country. Tho mall and bulletins aro to bo deposited each by tho car-j rier on the rural mall route on which tho board is situated, and the devico will thus provo of sufficient valuo to tho people living In Its immediutor neighborhood to induce thom to havo in cyo to Its maintenance and protec lion. Tho Inventor Is Louis Wegloln, Jr., 5f Philadelphia, Pa. . Gives Exercise on Shipboard. Ono great difficulty encountered by, jportsmen in shipping their running, ar trotting horses to forengn lnndsj In order to compete with nutlvo born inlmals for prizes and honors, is main tnlning the stock in good condition' Surlng tho tedious Jouraoy across tho ocean. Many a first-class horse, capa bio of running well nt homo, loses form when plnced on shipbonrd, nnd Is easily beaten by tho other con testants in races abroad. A possiblo solution of tho problem of maintaining the animals In good condition during their ocean journey is offered In tho apparatus shown In tho accompany ing illustration, which seems to bo practically an adaptation of tho old horse power so long utilized on threshing mnchlncs. This machine in Intended for tine directly in the stalls, replacing tho floor and remaining sta tionery in a horizontal position when not in use. When tho animal requires exerciso tho turnbucklcs at the front of tho stall aro rotated to elevate the door and set tho endless walk to mo tion under tho weight on the inclined plane. While it is not expected that equally as good training can bo had with this apparatus ub on a track, its uso should enable tho driver to go al most directly on tho race courso in sompetltion upon his arrival, thus sav Keeps Animals In Good Condition. Ing valuable time and insuring bet or physical condition of tho anlinaj. Nellson Burgess of Highlands, N I., Is tho Inventor. Prairie Fire Drag. A now weapon with which to fight (lie destructive pralrio fires of tho IVcst has Just mado its appearance, tonsisting of n chain mat, covered Kith asbestos Jn tho form of a nmoth iring blanket. This device is sup plied with chains nt two corners, and nay be easily and quickly adjustod to Irng by the horn of a saddle or from i singletree. Hy trailing It ovor th pound along tho lino of the fire tb Barnes aro supposed to be smothered ind prevented from spreading through he dried grass. Enormous Belgian Gas Engine. A Helglnn company hns constructed the greatest gas engine yet con rtructed. It will havo two cylinders, inch with a diameter of Dl liichos, with I length of stroke of 55 Inches, and ho revolutiono per minute to develop 1.000 horse power will be 85. The on line is 67 feet in length. )lt) INOUOM m jflfrEffy MNT r' !l i if mim8hm.ji mwftu Tl"'''''jyiii! mm np-ifWriar-ir