TAKES HIS STAND J. H.Mickey Tells What He Wil Do if Elected PRESENTS STATE ISSUES illk Frimhly on litiunre nnil Tuiiitlon Condemn) Tnx'fSilrkrrit, uud Tell How FiiKlonUU Handled School l'urnls In Their C'uro At Humboldt, rccrntly, Hon. J. IT. Mickoy, republican candidate for gov ernor, niado tho following address: Tho principles of polltlcnl pirtlrs on national questions furnish the reason why votera oluBsIfy themselves into various parties. The only Rood reason any man can glvo for affiliation with elljher republican, democrat or any other political party, I that he thinks iw iMiuuitui-a uavocuieu oy ills party are best calculated to ndvunce the In terests of his country. f any other reason In given Inconsistent with this, Jt Immediately stamps the man as not n. patriot. Ills motive would thin necessarily be selfish and porsonul and not for the common good. 1 have voted the republican ticket continuously since 1SC4. and by my bal Jot and other loyal ways, advocated tho principles of tho republican party because It yeemed to me perfectly clear that the Ideas of tho republican pirty nre tho best for the nation. History as proven that the legislation enacted by It on all matters pcitulnlnfir to the Vinnclal, Industrial ami moral ques tions, wan the very thing needed to build and make the great nation that we uro today. Intornt cif I.ubnr. The republican party at Its com mencement Indicated a devotion to H13 !ntere3ta of tho laboring man. It has ntways been devoted to his Interest. (The legislation which It has enacted 3iaa always takon caro of tho wuge Jearner'on tho principle that If good (wages can be paid, the homes of the country can be eomfortuble, and its aroplo havo leisure and means for de veloping themselves In every way. Th republican party passed the homestead bill which dotted th state of Nebraska 'all over with happy and prosperous Jiomes. The republican patty has al ways believed thiu anything that will advance the Interests of tin home, that will increase Its luxuries, that will imake possible the use of a larger op portunity of enjoyment and will fur nish the means for a high!- standard of education, In a word, that will make IposhJblo tho development of the cltlron Jin the broadest sense, Is the proper (thing to do. We rejoice In the fact tbat the npc-s-F.irlcs of this country are the luxuries of othtr lands. Legislating In the In terest of the wage worker, the re publican party has nlwaya been In fa vor of a piotectivc tariff. It has be lieved in producing things at home, and In supplying the home market by "homo productions, republican tariff (legislation has been such a magnif icent success that It Is only here and there In exceptional Instances that men uro spending very much time In com bating the idea. Of course, democracy has been opposed to the tariff, but tho fact Ib democracy has been opposed to ,pretty nearly everything, and as tho years go by and the experience of the nation passes Into history, the demo cratic party Is obliged, If it does not give up a good many of Its Ideus. nt least not to Bay very much about .them. yr CSreut Name In Illntor)-. At the present time our opponents take delight In glorifying tho name ot iAbrahain Lincoln. We rejoice that rthoy have reached that conclusion. (There Is no name In history more pworthy of It. Abraham Lincoln stands 'at the head of the noted names of tho United States, and yet I do not want you to forget the fact that when Abra ham Lincoln WdB discharging the duties which devolved upon him In that crisis In our history, there was no time but that ho was the leader of the republi can party, believed thoroughly In its Ideas and principles, and was subjected to the 8evere.it onslaughts of bis op gioncnts simply because of that lead ership. The principles of the repub lican party today are the same that they were then, and when our friends, the enemy, take occnMon to compliment und speak well of Abraham Lincoln, they are simply ratifying our courss which they so severely condemned at the time. The same might be said of many other noble and good leaders ol tho republican party. AleKlnler "" Martr. The shot which killed William Mc Klnley wao a shock to the civilized world, and although the event was not officially noted In the fusion state plat forms of this year, unquestionably the 4tme will soon come when hu also will .be eulogised by our opponents, and men will call themcplves McKlnley republi cans as they call themselves Lincoln republicans at the present time, and with as little reason. William McKlnley was a wonderful man. His character was so well rounded, so lovable and at the same time so determined, no patient and yet unvarying; courteous to all and yet ulways devoted to tho principles which ho believed; criticised because he seemed to be slow In taking up the question of tho Cuban war; keenly suffering from tho criticism, saying nothing, and yet knowing full well that .was necessary to make haste slowl). in tho light of subsequent events, ev eryone knows that he wus pursuing just the right policy. It seems almost providential that, contrary to his Inclination, Theodore Iloonevelt was nominated for vice president. Even with the knowledge which the country hnd ot the splendid qualities of the man, there was a feel ing of unrest, doubt and uncertainty, when tho news was flashed over the wires that our beloved president was assassinated. We believed In rtoose vclt, and yet It seemed that the coun try could riot spare McKlnley. It waa s To Cleanse Decanters. To cleanso decanters and bottles that havo becorao dlscolorod All three quarters full with cold water and add egg sholls crushed Into small pieces and shako thoroughly. It this meth od doos not restore the crystal to Its jirlatlno clearness try a small quanti ty of spirits oiVaalt diluted with thrco times its welglit of water, Add Motor-Car Plant. ' Vlckers, Sons & Maxim, tho British shipbuilders, have decided to orect a motor car manufactory. KsMMSMBasW?-,T8aBJil'';y-"'?f ..... - ,,,,,,, - - . itkth vt.irt v 1 Tj ii- .. vrr.,rtv -v jjfiu 'a.. : : s'"R-f?ffwir, rwiTi!w:'.T-,mimmm a terrible blow, but th vice president' assurance that the policies of Presi dent McKlnley would bo cnnled out, and the self-contained way In which be entered upon his duties as president, restored conlidence. He has brought to the discharge of his great duties a par feet honesty, untiring energy, nbpo luto fearlessness and devotion to the Interests of the people, which mark him as a woitby successor of William Mc Klnley. He bits gained In a wonder ful degree the respect of foreign na tions, and the United States maintains Its position as the leader of thought, of enterprise, of statesmanship, to which It had attained. lmtiirn I'lmt mill Present. Our position as a world power was only reached aa the result of sovera conflict with the Ideas advanced by our opponent. In 1SB0 tho Issues of tha campulgu were shurply made. The democrats Insisted that If tho gold standard wore maintained, the result would be dire disaster, that gold would be wonderfully appreciated In value, that its scarcity would curtail buslners, throw laborers out ot em ployment, result In the foreclosure of mortgages, and all the various finan cial Ills which the mind of tnnti could conceive would ho fastened upon tho roor people of this country. The re publicans, on the contrary, took a de cided stand In opposition, predicting that tho result of conforming- to tho flnanclal standard of the commercial nations of tho world, would glvo tho United State. an opportunity to uso Its splendid possibilities, to extend Ita commerce, Increase Its exports, and assl.U In making the Unltod State a credit nation Instead of a debtor. Urynn's 1'rt-dlctlon. Our distinguished fellow citizen, William J. Bryan, was unfortunate In that, at tho close of that campaign, ho published a book called "The First Unttlo." Within Its pages, his dire predictions were preserved. They havo become a matter of Indisputable rec ord, and In the light of events which have transpired since then must prove to him extremely embarrassing. How he now succeeds with comfort to him self in posing as a statesman, Is a matter of wonder to those who are familiar with the contents of that book. History adways ratified the wisdom of the act of republicans. Accustomed from the Infancy of the party to grap ple with moincntour. questions, It him been our proud satisfaction that when wo have settled these questions and they havo passed into history, exper ience lias shown that we had settled them right. Our form of government Is complex, unique, tho states within their several boundaries and on a good many ques tions, bslng supreme, and yet we aro controlled In tho large policies of the nation by a central government. In Ulssolubly bound together ua wo arc. It Is Impossible to beparnto state and national pontics from each other. Wo are republicans on account of national policies. To help and strengthen the national policies of our country, It Is necessary that those policies should be considered In a stnte campaign, and yet our friends are making a strenu ous endeavor to confine the Issues of this campaign to state questions alone. We would have no objection to do that If It were the proper thing to do, as fortunately In tho matter of adminis tering the affairs of the state, the re publican party has no reason to fear comparison ot Its record with those of ita opponents. State Finances. Every tax payor and citizen Is in totested In tho disbursement of state moneys. The legislature for the last several yearsjias appropriated in tho neighborhood of $2,000,000 for each bi cnnlum, the greater part of which la required to maintain the several state Institutions. This enormous sum of money Is raised by taxation. It Is Im perative that it be expended econom ically and honestly. No contract for supplies for nny state Institution should be lot except to tho lowest bid der who should be compelled to ex ecute a bond to tho state to faith fully observe tho terms of the con tract. Such Is the policy of good faith and business honor; and I am glad to say that such has been the strict pol icy and practice of the present repub lican ndmlnlctratlon. I do not believe that money should be taken out of tho state treasury unless the state gets full consideration for every dollar tak en. Our state Institutions are main tained for the benefit of tho inmates, wards of the Btate, and not for the benefit and support of political favor ites or relatives of tho several super intendents and their subordinates, business principles alone should gov ern the management of these institu tions. .NebriMkn Itcvenne Urn, That our state revenues are In bad ahape. no one disputes, not from the fact that our present law does not pro vide for an adequate revenue, but rather in the fact that we are all, or nearly all, a lot of tax shirkers and havo allowed by common consent a. system, of assessment of property to be put Into practice that has foe years put us down to such a low valuation, that In many school districts, towns cllle3, counties and even In tho Btate' it bos been difficult to provide revenue sufficient to properly meet the needed expenses. When the levy Is limited by statute and tho assessment Is ouo-tenth to one-twentieth of tho real valuo an indebtedness is sure to accumulate Our constitution provides that tbo In debtedness of the state shall not exceed J100.000. and yet tho fact stares us in Jno face that wo have allowed our 11a , inlSS to ,BO"ctto at the rate of about 100,000 per year for many years, and today we face an Indebtedness of about $2,000,000. This wo have bor rowed from tho school funu and owo it today. There is a very grave doubt In the minds of many about tho legality of this course, and It Is evident that this mutter must be given attention and the fund replaced. The question arises, how shall wo do It? Our assess ment roll reveals tho fact that In 1890 our total valuation of all property as sessed waa $184,770,304,64. This year, 1S02, the assessed valuation was $179, 876.597.31, being $4,798,739.73 less than In 18ft). The mere quoting of these fig ures shows that something Is wrong either in our revenue lawa or In their application, or both, probably both. Umt After Tax Shirkers. Everyone knows our property has In creased In value in the last twelvo years, and yet a large decrease Is shown, when lnreal facttheyaluatlon An Appropriate Name. In Bristol, England, a child has been baptized Corona, as a fitting cli max to tbo coincidences connected with its birth. Tho child was born In Queen's Road, its father's name la Albert Rox, and Its mother's maiden nanio wao England. Hlfjheat Postoffrce In Europe. At Oornograt, on tho Zermatt moun tain railway, stands tho highest post office in Europe, It Is over 9,000 foot above sea level. !ma lit least doubled. Tho conse" quencea growing out of this state of affairs are serious and some temedy must be provided, What shall It buT Tax shirking Is un evil of groat mag nitude nud 1;, to a great extent, re sponsible for this state of affairs. Stringent and searching legislation should be enacted, making It Impostd ble for the man whoso propel ty is largely Invested In stocks und bonds, notes and mortgages, to conceal from the ussesor his holdings. A fair valu ation should be placed upon our prop erty of every description, us provided by tho constitution. Tho coming legis lature will undoubtedly take up this 'question, which has come to be one of tthe most Important subjects for legis lation on account of the facts to 'which 1 have called your attention. Itnllrond Assessment. In the assessment of property, tho property of railroads and other corpor ations, should be assessed nt such Tales as will Insure their bearing their full share of the burdens of the state. Moro than thla we havo no light to 'ask; less than this would bo uufalr and unjust to all other classes of property. The republican state conven tion used tbo following language in this question: "Tho franchises, as well as the tangi ble property of all corporations should bo assessed so as to bear their Just ami due shurcs of the cost of government, state, county and municipal, the samo as other taxable property aa contem plated by tho constitution." That Is the position of tho republican party upon tho question. I accept it and stand upon it. It secerns to mo that tho true basis for the assessment of property Is what it Is actually worth in tho market and not simply what It would cost to teplaco at the present time, nor whr.t It originally cost when built. It seems easy for some to set tle this and other kindred subjects on the spur of the moment, but decisions which affect seriously tho Interests of the people should be reached only af ter the most careful and palnntaklng Investigation of ull phases of tho ques tions Involved, so that equal and exact Justice ahull be done to nil. Just to AIL Having been nominated for gover nor upon the republican ticket without having given any pledges to any in terests In order to secure tho nomina tion, and having kept m.VM'lf in that condition, entirely untrannnelcd, I am in a position to nay that If elcctcS, to tho extent of my ability, in denllng with these questions. I shall be gov erned only by what I think to be fair and Just to all. No man can afford to assume these grave responsibilities and bo dishonest with hlH own conscience nor with the best Interests and wcl faro of tho commonwealth, and shou'd be" fearless in right doing. The fact Is. It is a financial saulfltc for a business man to assume such responsibilities, but men should tint live to mnke money alone. The nation, state, church and all other agencies have a right to ask of any cltlr.cn 'hat he should give them his best service, and the citizen so choKvn should feel honored that he is called upon to uct In such capacity. l'eriiinnvnt School I'nnda. The question of bow the permanent school fundn of the state may be safe ly Invested Is one of tho most perplex ing ones with which executive officers havo to deal. It Is of vital Importance to the school interests and also would bo a groat lcllef to the state treasurer if It were possible to keep thlB fund Invested In such a way as to leave but a small balance In bis hands at any time. Under the limitations of our present constitution, thla Is extremely difficult to do. Tho treasurer Is only allowed to Invest this fund In United Stutes or state Keeurltles. or reglalcrea county bonds of this state. If the constitution weio so amended that the treasurer was allowed to Invest In school district bonds, munlclpnl bond3 of our own state, and the state bonds of other states, and so that a law might be passed allowing the balance. If any, remaining In tho hands of tho trensurcr to be deposited In depository banks, the situation would bo vastly Improved. Administrations Compared. Under tbo present conditions, with both treasurers hampered alike by tho restrictions of the constitution, the following co-iparative statements of the resultn oi the handling of the per manent school fund by a former state treasurer, Mr. Meserve, nnd the pres ent treasurer, Mr. Ptuefer, will be of interest: Total collections from all sources bv Mcs.-rvo $1,739,091.83 Total collections from all sources by Stuofcr 6,900,357.41 Collections of Stuefcr exceed Meserva $1,16,3G2.U Total dlsbursc'nts (all sources) Meservs $4,U,S90.I5 Total dlsburso'nts (ull sources) Btuefer B,C92,91C.iO Disbursements of Btuefer ex- ceod Muserve $1,007,024.95 Total Interest collected by Meservo $ 11,534.92 Total interest collected by Btuefer 15.C22.07 IntTCfit collected by Btuefer exceeds Mtsurvo $ 4,027.15 Avoraga monthly receipts Me- . servo ,.J 219,473.41 Avurago monthly receipts Stue- fer .-. 310.SCO.91 Average, monthly receipts of Btuefer exceeds Meaorve ... $ C1,JS7.&) Avoraee monthly diabursoaieiits Mftatrvo J 241.SSS.97 Average monthly disbursements Btuefer 299.C27.ia Averago monthly dhburse- rnents of Btuefer exceed Meserve s 67,73.13 Average monthly balance Me- rv j e32,570.C3 Average monthly balance Stue for cm,ri7.32 Averago monthly balano.o of Btuofer lew thun Mesorvc.J 31.0C0.31 Average monthly Interest col lected by Mesarvo $ C44.10 Average monthly Interest col lected by Btuofer 8C7.S0 Average monthly Interest col lector by Btuefer xceMu Mo- servo j 223,73 Total collections of Investment funds by Meservo $1,239,231.29 TOUJ corlectJons of investment funds by Btuefer 2,402,032.91 Collections of Btuefer exceed ' Meaerve $1,162,851.63 Totui Invested Investment funds , Mpsorve $1,307,275 83 Total Invested Investment loads Btusfs 2,227,573.67 Investments of Btuefer exceed k AU'JJirvQ ..,Um.l.vwlu $1,020,297.83 If They Don't Vanish. If Mont Pcleo doesn't lot up pretty Boon tho French West Indies will havo to bo taken off tho International bargain counter and thrown Into tho Junk pile. And Denmark's island possessions aro also likely to suffer with other porlshablo commodities. Long-Lived People. Statistics show that tho longest lived pooplo havo generally boon thoso who tnado breakfast the principal meal of ma day. Averago monthly receipts In vestment funds Mi-ufwo $ t5.2J2.7T Average monthly receipts in Mvstmciu funds Btuefer 1N.42J41 Average monthly receipts of Btuefer exceed Mtr $ 61,302.71 Avcrngct monthly Invested In- vtwUiient fluid, Mrsurvrt . .. .$ C3.5io.S3 Averuge monthly Invested In- vcstuuut funds, Hturfer 117,240.73 Average monthly Investments ot Hlllefer rxcuul Mtftirve. $ D3.C99.S9 Acrago monthly biilauce In vestment minis, Mwu-rvo $ 515,0J2.n Average mi'iulil) b.vlnncc In vestment IiiiuIh, Bttii'fcr '01,775.i0 Average monthly balance of Hinder bs thun Mrservu.. ..$ 113.312.S3 Average l'tr cum Invested In vestment fiiiuls, MmcrvH 16. 4 Average per ciiu lint-sted In NCKluu'iii funds, Btuefer 41.5 Averago 'or cent Invested by Hluiilir excfcilH Mencrvn .... 25. 1 Average i r ont uiilnvtstrd by Meservo 83.0 Average per ctut unltutstod by Btuutcr r.y.5 Averago per cent uninvested by Btucttr lens than Meemo 2S.1 These figures need no comment. They speak for themselves. There must bo some action taken In regard to the In vestment of this fund, or Its accumula tions will must seriously embarrass fu ture treamiiers, and result In largo loss to thu GChool Interests of tho state, Trnat luolon. Since the business nnd productions of the country have grown so enormously nnd our foreign expoits have reached a figure that astonlshcH the world, Ameilca has come to bo n credit na tion, reckoned with by nil other na tions who want to negotiate loans, and large aggreftatlouu of capital have be come necessary. Individuals are unnble to carry on such Dtupenduous enterprises, and Inrge corporations have been formed, some of which arc known as trusts. Selfishness Is predominant In hu man nature, and great power Is always liable to be nbuscd. Consequently a comparatively new problem Is forced upon the attention of btatesmen and demands yolutlon at their hands. Tho republican purty Is accustomed to meet large problems and lu the Infancy of this danger passed legbiatlon for the purpose of controlling It. The Sherman law wan passed by con gress, and In our state a law was passed Intended to mitigate the evil. Experience, however, has shown that tho general government Is hampered by the divided responsibility which un der our present constitution It must share with tho states. Under our form of government each state can pass such a law as It chooses, and unifor mity Is not secured. , New Jersey, with a neltlsb purpose, on account of the foe for llllng which hIio charge-). Incorporates ull kinds of trustu nnd turns them loore upon her ulster stated who are obliged to glvo her act:) full faith and eiedlt. Each is'nto la also confined to the biislnesn done lu Ita own borders no that experience has shown that larger powers tnuht bo given the general gov ernment If this great question la to bo successfully hundl'.'d. Fortunately at tho head of our par ty la that man whom we ull believe to bo honest ard devoted to the bent Interest of tho whole people. We know him to bo fearless and an untiring worker, and ho Is bringing all the pow crn of his acutn mind to this problem. He ban concluded that It will be nec essa'ry to enlarge the powers of gov ernment, and, If It shall be found nec efrary, by amendment of the consti tution. In a speech delivered at New port. It. I., August 23 of thiu year, he says: "The Immediate need In dealing with trusts Is to place them under the real, not nominal, control of some wovcrelgn to which, as Its creatures, tho trustu shall owo alleglnnce, nnd in whose courts tho sovereign's order may with certainty bo enforced. This Is not tho case with tho ordinary so-called 'trusts' today for the trust Is a largo state corporation, doing business In other states also, and often with the tendency to monopoly." Also at Ellsworth, Me., August 27, he says: "On tho ono hand let imn of grcnt wealth realln that In sei:lng for this remedy wo are both unalterably bent upon finding It nnd nro doing It In no spirit of hostility to them, but In a spirit to find out what Is best for thrm and for ull of ua ullke. That la what they must realize. And on tbo other hand, let those who feel that there Is something wrong and they do not qulto know what, avoid above all thlng-a be ing led to net In a spl it of ignorant envy, or rancor, general or sectional." Fellow citizens, with the utterances of the trusted lender of our party whoso character la established for honesty nnd thoroughneiis, who never promises what ho does not mean to perform, and the history of the success of the re publican party In grappling with nnd settling satisfactorily the largo prob lems which have come to us In the past, I think we may safely leave this question, certnln thnt wise measures will be decided on, and that our Inter ests will bo taken care of. Patriotic Ideas. The republican party has always been patriotic. It rejoices, und has a right to rejoice, that in all the trying times In the nntlon'a history since Its organ ization, it has been loyal to the coun try, and believed In tho Justness of Ita cauee. It has left the work of criti cism, doubt, pesslmlrm nnd "viewing with alarm" to others. When glorious results havo been achieved It han nl ways been able to bo glad without hav ing to apologize. The Hag of our coun try Is Its chosen emblem. Wierever It Is seen, republicans hall It with do light. It believes that where It floats with authority the peoples under ltfl folds nre assured of larger opportuni ties greati-r freedom Justice, educntton, and all the political privileges which they are fitted to enjoy. It believes thoroughly In America. It does not doubt that the Ideas crystalllied in our government are tho best In tho world. It fondly hopes that the influence of these Idcaa will grow and npread until the whole world shall bo pormeated with them, and that thus tho nations of the earth will enjoy greater liberties, and be raised to a higher piano of civilization, Chrlstlan-i ity and Intelligence. A AVord to Soldiers. The republican party cherishes tn Its heart tho memory of the gallant soldiers and sailors who havo won Im pcrlahablo renown In battle on land Should Have Made Use of It. The latest southern desperado shot by n sherlffa posse was distinguished for always carrying a niblo as well aa a rlflo. If ho had been moro faithful In his reading ot the sacred v obi mo ho night havo boon leas Indofatlgablo In bis use of, tho rifle. Russia Buys Persian Land. Fbctenslvo purc'hasora of land on Bahrein Island, in tho Persian gulf, aro reported to havo been made by tho Russian consul at Uiulilre. W HOT WHm ItW.'-jr. w fifid sen, under the ntnrs" and rtrlpH fighting for their country. Its appreci ation has been proven by Its acts, ami not alone by Its profession, and today, tho button worn by our boys, old anit young, Is a budge of honor the highestj wo possess, ' We do not forget that tho deeds of) the First Nvhrnnkn on the tiring linn In tho Philippines made the name oil Nebraska known throughout the civil ized world, and we decline to conduct a campaign and nut talk about micl' things. We nro proud of the gtnrlottq achievements of our country along nil tho Hives of tho wonderful growth' which It ban made since the republican party has had control of Its affairs, and do not hesitate to ray that never, In Uio history of the world, has a po litical party beun nble to appear be fore a people and nsk for their sufJ fragea with Its bunds no full ot inng- nlllcent results, ns wc are able to brine und lay at tholr feet. ' Education, 'Intrll. genre, high ideals; pernonal liberty, ood wages, correct Ilnanclnl Ideas, ti splendid banking sys tem, froc homes, protection to Ameri can Industry, successfully diplo-1 mncy, Increased commerce, world; markets, and a wonderful development; of natural resources that han brought! n material prosperity that han nstonn Inbcd tho world these urr noma of tho xrults of republican policies. 7 Fellow citizens, shall Nebranka con tinue in tho republican column 7 Shall wc kevp ourselves in the iKisltlnn where-' we call show that wo appreciate these, things, and where wo can help to bring; about still larger results In the future,, or shall we Join the column whoso hablta of thought arc represented byj pessimism, doubt nnd despair? Uresis with tho voters of thla ntato to annwon the question. Permit me to say that I think the answer will not bn uncettoluj and will be light. FRENCH PROVERDS. To rude words denf oars. An onomy doc3 not Hleop. Light .Ib bad for Boro oyos. Dread tho angor of tho dove. Much kindred, much trouble. A tnblo friend lu chnngeablo. What a woman wllla God wills. Things promised nro things duo. A fat ltltchen ruakca n lean will. A good lawyer la a bnd neighbor. Not every ono that dancoa Is glnd. Money borrowed Ib Hoon sorrowed. l.ovo does much, nionoy everything. Reality uud foily aro often compan ions. Nothing g Impoaslblo lo a willing niliul. Tho devil often lurlis behind tho crosH. A good swordsman la never quarrol some. Slnndor! Slander! Some of It always sticks. Every ono fccla hla own burden heavy. For ii wob berjun God aonda a thread. A woman and a melon nro hard to choosu. Ho ulcepa sccuroly who has nothing to lose. A good swimmer 13 not safo analnst drowning. Nothing falls Into tho mouth of a sleeping ox. Tho oncoyed aro Icings In tho land of the blind. It Is not enough to run; ono must start In time. What Is learned In the cradle lasts till tho grave. Every ono knows best where tho shoo pinches him. Tlsj n silly shocp that makes tho volf her confessor. Ho does a good day's work who lids hhiiHtlf of a fool. A man Is valued according to his own estimate of himself. It Is not thu greatest beauties that luBpiro the grcatost passion. WIT, WISDOM AND PHILOSOPHY. Ho sorry In time, It may savo many a sorrow-in' time. You can't sorvo Love on half-shell; It must bo a full courRe. Lovo Is often Beared to denth by tho flkeletons In tho closet. lJcauty may bo only okln deep, but It Is vory satisfying to tho eye. A woman novor knows tho mcnnlng of trouble until sho falls In love. Debts aro lllto dead elephants, an awful bunch of trouble to dlsposo of. A wife's hysterics never kept a man from u horso race or a gumo of foot ball. A sporty woman Is good sport when she's aftor tho othor fellow's wife. A f 10 bill will do n fellow in hard luck moro good than an "I told you bo" Bonnon. . Providence will novor bother to tako euro of deadheads who can't tako caro ot themselves. Lovo In a cottugo Is real pretty, but man's inner consciousness needs othor interior decorations. Novor indorse a note for any one yon lovo, and bo suro not to do so for any ono whom you do not lovo. Novor trust unothcr woman with your husband. Ho may not bo as por foot a cold-storago battery us you sup pose. Never trust n husband with youf diamonds. Ho mny lose them or tho pawn tickets. Kate ThyBon Marr. Freight ears on the Orient reaching Anthony nro a. llumlng scarlet. True Scotch Thrift. A Scottish farmer when going to market, it wus ousorvod, always took a hon with him in his trap. Every place tho farmor stopped ho put tho nosnbng on his horse, and then tho hen was so trained that what dropped from tho horse's bag tho hen would pick up, bo there was nothing wasted. Dreamless Sleep a Myth. In a recent numbor of tbo Scottish Modlcal and Surgical Journal, Sir Ar thur Mltcholl holds that droamlcai sleep Is a myth. Mrtt JOKERS OF WEST POINT. Queer Ammunition With Which tho Reveille Gun wna Chartjed. At West Point, among bo ninny young men full of honlth and animal spirits, It lit lnovltnblo Hint thnro should bo plenty of Jokes afoot, ovon to tho extent of pranks consuming broach of discipline. A fnvorlto form ot mischief conslBts In tampering with tho gun. Once ut least, according to II. Irving Hancock, thu rovolllo gun was loaded with a peculiar kind of ammunition. When tho sontry comes In from guard duly at night ho finds colTco und Biuidwlchcs In tho tont which serves as cadet guardhouse. As It Is not easy lo giuigu his nppctlto thoro In generally n liberal supply of tho sandwiches. An ofllccr nnd n member of tho board of vlslto. wcro walking ono morning beforo rovolllo. Tho olllccr wns dilating upon tho wonderful air ut West Point. Suddenly tho rovolllo gun wns ilred uud both gentlemen bo gun to on Iff. "Marvelous nlr," snld tho visitor. "I should call It peculiar." "It does scutti strnngo," admitted tho olllccr. "It smells like like fried hnml" "Precisely. Hut who Is cooltlng it?" It was loo early for brenkfnst In nny of iho houses nt tho oillcors' quarters, nnd besides tho odor soomod to cotno from tho plain. "This must bo looked Into!" mut tered tho olllcor. "Supposo wo tnko a walk ovor tho plain." A fragment of acorchod hnm was found In tho grass, then ti ploco of badly nmdo toast, then moro hnm and moro tonst. A trail of fried hnm nnd toast ex tniulrd for nn eighth of a inllo. Somo cadet had londcd tho gun with sand wiches, rammed them down under newspaper wadding nnd awaited tho ovont. No ono over discovered who that frollcsomo cmlot was. Irritation and Pain. A filuirp dollnltlon must bo drawn between Irritation and pnln. Irritation Is not pnln, but only n frequent cnuso of It. Thus, a crumb lodged In tho larynx near tho vocnl cords produced violent Irritation nnd prolonged cough ing, which often results in actual pain. So, too, a lly or a Bpcck of dust In tho cyo sets up violent irritation and Inflammation, followed by acuto pain. Of tho Biirfaco of tho body, tho fin ger lips nnd tho end of tho tonguo aro most sensitive; for Instnnco, a burn on tho linger Is much moro pnlnful than ono on tho bnck would bo, whllo ono on tho tonguo would bo moo painitu still. ueop wounds nro not painful, n;l a rule, Bavo ns regards tho surface! In jury. Of pains not caused by exter nal injuries, neuralgia of tho fifth nerve, tho ono wltlch supplies tho nkin of tho head and faco. Is tho most Intense. It has frequently driven pco plo mad for tho tlmo bolng, and suf ferers havo been known to cut and oven burn tho flesh In de3pera(o at tempts to relievo it. Tho rupturo of tho branches of tho dental norvo in tooth-drawing also causes agony bo Intense that it hna been stated that no human being could enduro it for moro than two seconds at a tlmo. , ir Found by Visualization. vt' "No, I am not a bollover in tho supernatural!" "Nelthor am I," ro plied tho moat hard-headed woman in London tho othor day. Novcrtholesa sho went on to tell how onco In South Africa sho had como across a nntivo servant who declared that if you lost anything it is no good luck to look nbout for It, but to vlsuallzo It. Tho lady lost n valtmblo hatpin. Sho searched high nnd low for It In vain. Then all of a sudden sho remembored tho words of tho native And sho sat down and closed her eyes tightly and thought of nothing but her loss. A fow moments passed by, and upon a disc of darkness thcro appeared tho bright otitllno of a hatpin seen through tho folds of n blanket. Im mediately afterward tho lady was startled by her mald'a volco: "I havo found tho pin, ma'am! It was lying in tho folds of a blanket on your bed!" Made Two Discoveries. "Hero, Mnrln, Is your last month's bill from Smith's. What's all this ditto you've been gettln' every other day?" "Ditto? I never heard o' such n thing haven't even bought tho tnlng once, much less half a dozen times!' sml.l Marin, Indignantly. "Well, well; nil right, (lion. I'll jus' go down nnd nsk tho follow what he menus by charging you up with a lot o' things you never got." On bis return Mnrlu grectod hex husband at tho front door with an anxious faco. "Well," sho begnn, "what did you find out about It?" Her bigger half looked nt her a moment and n smllo ot supremo dis gust settled on his face. "I found out," he said elowly, "that I am a fool and you aro a ditto.' New York Times. Disappointing. "I went with my wlfo to visit her rotations this summer, and It was tho llr&t tlmo most ot them had soon me." "What was tho verdict?" "They weio to.) pollto to toll mc. All except Undo Jothro. Jothro look ed mo up nnd down whon ho heard " wan the feller who bad mnrrlod Llddy Arn. Then ho slowly turned away. "Db'n't he say eomothlng?" 'Yes. Ho summed mo all up In ons word." "And that was?" "aUucJiMl" -j-vJtfl-i-. ,tXU . VJ, h" iim iimitritmmmimitmmrmriiniin a ,f 1 ii ft p v kts i fir. !i' QSpNPBSTONffie mx -wthmmmm: v ifnt,iso u ;:ti -"" KJWfWfclil