If' I, r W I f t Red Cloud Chief. PUBLISHED WEEKLY. RED CLOUD. NEBRASKA A bhio roso Ib attracting almost ns much nttontlon In London hh Ue ma harujah of ldar. The most expensive belt of the sen ton Is Iowa's rain belt, which has cos. the state $0,000,000. When your horse balks, there you nre: hut when your nutomobllo ex plodes, where arc you? Tleklofoot Ih the name or n post ofllco In Toxiib. Can any other stato ticnt thnt name for orlginnllty? It Ih unld that Sara Bernhardt Is nf flic ted with melancholia. This Is romethlng new In her repertory. The genius of the world displayed n pood deal of forethought In Inventing the ambulance before the nu'omobllc. Tho Blory of Copt. Strong and May Yohe prosontH an ndmlrnble object lcBson, jet few people will profit by It. The Standard Oil Company denies that It owiiH tho world. How very modest this concern Ih growing of late. New York linn a pie famine nnd .1 t-prcndlng Hmoko iiuIbmicc. Why nhotild any one care to live in that town? Aluminum Ih made from common clay. Perhaps that Ih the reason a mud bath always makes one light headed. William Patterson wns the founder of the Hank of England. He wuh like ultc the llrht man to he hit with a (-old brick. England Ih drinking lens Trench and more California wine. And the bot tles nro labeled "California wlno" in big letterH, too. Count Mntanknta thinks we nro pro gressing too fuHt. Of course there 1b such n thing as mnklng Home kinds of piogrchH too rapidly. A Rhode Inland mnu has been cured of rheumatism by a stioke of light ning. Nevertheless moHt people will not be hankering after that kind of cure. Mr. Austin Ih probably making an other application of liniment to his Pegasus, nnd William Waldorf Astor carefully collecting his scattered hopes. The arbitration board of the Chi cago Housewives' association will have questions presented to it that Solomon would have been unable to decide. Thcro Is some basis In tho rumor that the Rockefellers hope to own the earth. The brother of the oil king has Just enlarged his farm to 100, 000 acres. J. .1. Hill's son has Invented a new fanglcd freight cnr. As tho young mnn's father has some Intluenco In the railway world tho thing may have u fair test. Mr. Ow, a grocer hi Eldorado, Kan., Is believed to have the short est name in tho state. The only abbreviation for this name is a shrug of the shoulders. The statement is made that the late John W. Mackay couldn't have told within $20,000,000 how rich he was. Ho wos altogether superior to fluctuations In the price of coal. Tho man who has Biied n Kansas postmaster because of the tardy de livery of a postal card ought to mako allowance for tho lack of recreation in the Sunllower'Stnto. British statesmen aro talking of building a subsidized lino of boats from England to Cunada. When tho line is built J. Pioipont Morgan may conclude to buy It and collect the sub tidy. Twelve Chicago aldermen aro said to havo walked from the railway sta tion to a hotel in New York and tney "did not stop In anywhere on tho way." How far wns the hotel from tho station? A San Francisco banker has disin herited his daughter because she eloped with a poor young man whoso income Is only $400 n month. How can girls keep on rushing Into pov erty Just for love? Any man as rich as Russell Sago who will rldo In a street cnr instead of his own carrlago deserves to fiilf off. There should bo no sympathy wasted on his accident. Resides, ho will probably sue tho company. "Kissing Is n habit which grows on one, nnd I believe It Is a good thing to kill It off," says Ethel Merrill of ail cngo's antl-klsBlng club. Of course, only some real mean man would Insin uate thnt Ethel's solo chance of ever lielns kissed would bo by nilstnke on the part of soino one, duo to darkness. After thrashing n corporal who had HI treated them eight Germnn cav alrymen havo gono over to France and enlisted Jn thnt country's, army. This opeiifl up n new way of getting even end preserving the pence of Europe. .:. TmaBsw" DEAD IN A NINE Thirteen Killed by Explosion at Bowen, Colo. EIGHT BODIS HAVE IIEEN RECOVERED llnRtT Cnmri Hoon Aflrr Their Knliy One TlmtiKitml I'onmU of fonder Siiotril tn hne lllotwi I'p Afraid uf After Ilnuip A Trinidad, Col., AugiiBt 7, dispatch bub: A disastrous explosion occurred at 0:30 o'clock tonight nt No. .'1 mine nt Ilowrn, n Btnall camp about ten mllcH north of this place. Thirteen lives nre known to havo been lost. The exact number of men working on the night shift nnd In the mine nt tho time of the explosion Is unknown. The mine Is worked by the Union Coal company of Denver, and Is a slope mine, sltunted on the mountain side and about four hundred yards from the tipple below. The explosion oc curred about 800 feet from the mouth of the slope, and wuh caused by flic damp. 'lP Immediately after the night shift had started In the slope n terrific explosion occurred, entirely filling the mouth of the slope nnd shaking buildings and breaking windows for a mile distant. Owing to the mouth of the slope be ing blocked, the rescuers were de layed for some time, but finally sue t ceded In renehlng pnrt of the men through another slope. Eight dead bodleB were quickly brought to the surface. The mine Ib filled with gns nnd fitnoko and the rcseuerH nre afraid of after-damp. They are unable to Htny in the mine but a few moments at a time. Mothers, wives and children of the dead and Imprisoned miners nre almost crazed with grief and the scene nt the mouth of the mine Is a most pathetic one. The known dend are: Jamea Hunter, machine runner: Tllden Wlnfleld. col ored helper; Mike Cassldy, blown to pieces; Joe Gordon, colored driller; Joe Sauehy, machine runner; Thomas Sierra, Frank Groat, Wellcr Elliott. Tho powder house In the mine, usually containing 1,000 pounds of powder, blew up nnd It was this which (aused the dlsnster. The genernl be lief Is that the entire mine has been ruined. Tho rescuing party are push ing forward with nil possible speed and before many hourH the exact num ber of lives lost nnd the total amount of damage done can be determined. DELUGED WITH HOT WATER ThrntiliiK Machine Aeeldent Will Cunt Man III Life A terrible threshing machine acci dent took place JiiBt east of Nelson. Neb., Thursday morning. Will Thomas, who runs a threshing outfit, attempted to back up his engine to couple onto the separator to move to another field. There was a ditch be tween tho engine nnd separator cov ered with straw, and Just as he was ready to make the coupling the wheels of the engine dropped Into the ditch nnd drove It up ngainst the separator, pinning him fast and crushing him be tween the two. The crash broke off two steam cocks and he wan deluged with steam and scalding water from the chest down to the knees. He woh literally cooked be fore he could bo extricated. HELD TO ACCOUNT Corporal Who Ilelnted Tnlr Mutt An ner for Perjury A Washington, Aug. 7 special says: Corporal O'Brien was arrested at North Adams, Mass., Inst night on a bench warrant charging perjury. He was Indicted by the grand Jury of the District of Columbia last week, but the fact was kept secret until the arrest could be made. O'Drlen'8 alleged offense was giving false testimony before the sennte com mittee. Indignant denials of alt his allegations were entered nnd the offi cers accused stated at the time that It was their desire that O'Brien be prose cuted for perjury. Chairman lodge of the comniltteo promised thnt It would be done. O'Brien's testimony through out was bo unbelievable that the mi nority of tho committee, who caused him to bo summoned, publicly repudi ated him. A North Adams, Mass., Aug., 7 dis patch states: Corporal O'Brien, who wns arrested on th chnge of perjury before the senato Philippines commit tee, will bo taken to Washington some time today. He Is apparently uncon cerned over his arrest. He says he cau produce witnesses to prove thnt his statements nro true. Since his dis charge from tho army a year ago. O'Brien has been on tho stage. He was spending tho summer with his father here. Cyclone. In North Cnrollim A cyclono passed over Carolina iJeaeh, N. C, Thursday night nnd blew down a large pavllllon. Injuring six teen people, some probably fatally. The cyclono came up suddenly nnd be fore tho people could get out of the (, mincing it was oiowu over 011 ine ihench, a mass of ruins. Some of the V.. 1 . ,.,.. .,..1 .M .1.,. injured were nui ii-ni-ui-u nuiu mu wreck for several hours. The only oc cupants of tho house, three babies, were not scratched. Fred Herrlck, a millionaire lumber man, of Birmingham, Ala., has appeal ed from n one cent tine Imposed In po lice court on the charge of refusing to pay n licensed restaurant bill. Her rlck went Into the Morris hotel cafe nnd ordered a lunch with plnln cold slaw. The slaw was brought to him with a dressing and he refused to pay for It. Ho was nrrested and locked up. Tho police Judge fined him one cent. Herrlck says he will appeal to the Mipreme court, If necessary. Herrlck owns extensive lumber lands In Ala bama and Florida nnd lies In Wis- lOllfclll. rVr' NOMINATE A TICKET Mute I'rolillillliiiiUtit In Contention nt tho Aiiilllorliiiii Delegates representing thirty-four counties met Thursdhy nt the audi torium nnd nominated n prohibition state ticket, adopted 11 platform nnd perfected the state organization of the antl-snloon party for the coming year. Most of tin prominent state workers In the temperance Held were piesent nnd lent their voices to the councils of the party. The ticket was nomlnnted by n. ris ing vote in which every delegate In the room participated. There was no dissension except on the part of Borne of the candidates, and A. G. Wolfen barger voiced the sentiments of the convention when he declared that the ticket if elected would give the state the strongest administration It had ever known. The candidates recom mended by the nominating committee and unanimously chosen nre us fol lows: For governor, S. T. Davis, of Otoe county. For lieutenant governor, Isaiah Ughtner, of Platte county. For secretary of .state, I). I). Norton, of Adams county. For treasurer, W. M. Mnddock, of IllchurclHoti county. For auditor, John Dale, of Douglas county. For attorney general. W. Bert Clarke, of Saunders county. For lund commissioner, J. M. Dll worth, of Johnson county. For superintendent of public In struction, A. E. Howard, of Lancaster county. The convention was called to order In the morning at 10:45 by C. C. Bev crldge, of Fremont, chnlrmnn of the state central committee. The first act of the contention wns to slug "America." under the leadership of Prof. A. B. Hueklns, of Otoe county. After the rending of the call. Chair man Beverldge addressed the conven tion on the Importance of the prohi bition work. He declared that since 1800 the drink traffic had increased four-fold. The convention then proceeded to choose temporary ofllcers. On motion of A. B. Hueklns, Rev. U G. Pnrker. of Wymore. was selected for tempor ary chairman. J. M. Dllworth, of Crab Orchard, was made secretary, and Em ma Hedges was appointed to nsslst him. The permnnent organization com mittee recommended that the tempor nry officers be made the permnnent ones nnd the report was adopted. W. F. Hunt, n prominent worker from Colorado Springs was present nnd re sponded to nn invitation to speak. The report of the platform commit tee wns submitted and unanimously adopted. It Is as follows: The prohibitionists of Nebraskn In convention assembled, believing In the overruling leadership of our Lord, nnd In virtue and power of the American people to exterminate the llcpior traf fic, asked support of the voters of the state for our nominees on the follow ing platform: First The duty of the patriot to his country, of the citizen to his fellow man and his God. require the legal pro hibition of the llcpior traffic wherever our flag floats. Second The hope of our country nnd every reform Ih In the votes of our people to whom (through direct legis lation n their inherent right regard less of se?:. color or previous condi tion), we propose to retain tho power of the veto and the Initiation of any law desired. Third We propose to uphold the public school system nnd prohibit all monopolies nnd organizations that de tract from the general welfare and good government by these methods. Two Yiir for lleertlnn According to n report received at the wnr department the commanding gen eral of the department of the north Philippines hns approved and made public the sentence awarded Joseph Hale, a private of the Eighth Infantry charged with desertion to tho enemy at Bay, In Januury, 1901. The sentence Ib two years at hard labor. Hale and his companion, while intoxicated, took their rifles and wandered out of the town of Bay and were gathered in by insurgents. Hale finally accepted a second lieutenant's commission. He was captured In Mlndoro In October. Genernl Malvnr stated on the wltnesB stand that the men. while with him, did not act against the United States. ltelle Hunter Denude Trnr.r A Davenport, Wnsh., Aug. 7 dis pute)! stntea: There Is nothing left of Harry Tracy's outfit but the body and that Is closely guaided to keep relic hunters from taking it away. When the corpso of the famous ban dit was brought to u local morgue tho crowd became so demonstrative that the doors of the building were ordered closed. Later a number of sightseers were permitted to file In and all got a relic. Some even picked up the blood-stained handkerchief which hnd been used by the bandit to keep from bleeding to denth. Another mnu got the strap Tracy tied around his leg for the Biune purpose. Many locks of his hair were carried away and his trousers were cut Into strips. HERE AND THERE Another list of soldiers In tho Philip pines, who have died of cholera, was received Thursday morning at the war department. It contains thirty-two names and covers a period of only two weoks. The organizations which suf fered most from the disease are the Second Infantry, with ten denths, and tho Ninth cavalry, with twelve deaths. "Bobby Thompson, of Toronto, nnd "Billy" Farren, of Philadelphia, fought six rounds at the Brondway Athletic club, Philadelphia. In the last round Farren'B arm was broken and two of Thompson's ribs fractured. Solomon R. Guggenheim, who Is In Denver looking nfter the Interests of the American Smelting and Refining company, of which ho la nn official, said that tho company hns Just closed the sale of 20,000,000 ounces of silver to tho Mexican government, In addi tion to 5,000,000 ounces recently de livered. t vatcw.Mfci -uvtrycv.. BURNED TO A (RISP Seven Lives Aro Lost by a Fire in a Texas Town SIX WOMEN AND CHILDREN DEAD Urgrtl to .lump I'roin lliilrnny of n Hurtl ing Hotel Where Tiny Unit Tiihen IttfuRC Hut Would Not Tell lllK'li III UlC rlllllll'H A Snn Angelci. Tex.. AugtiFt 10, dis patch sayB: Fire early this morning completely destroyed the Lnndon hotel, burned seven people to u crisp nnd did u propel ty duninge of $75,000. The dead are: Mth. Lnndon, wife of the proprietor of the hotel. Ed Hendrlck. of Waco. Tex. Mrs. Fowler, of Houston, Tex. A grandson of Mrs. Fowler. Mrs. Schullmpsky, of Houston, Tex. Two sons of Mrs. Schullmpsky. All of the bodies thnt lime been re covered nre so fearfully charred thnt they had to bo moved In blankets to prevent disintegration. When the clerk discovered the fire the interior of the dining room wns a mass of flame nnd he could not get through. He rushed up the main stair way, kicking In doois, calling out at the top of his voice and mnklng every effort to awaken the guests. There were seventy-five people In the house, and nil of them got out snfely with the exception of the seven named nnd three otheis who have not yet been located, but who are believed to be safe. The seven who perished got out on a small balcony and were vainly urged to Jump Into blankets which were being held for them, but they hesitated nnd in n few moments the balcony fell back Into the flames which were fast consuming the hotel. In nddltiou to the hotel, tluce stables and half o dozen stores were burned. Only the greatest effort pre vented the whole of the business sec tion of the town being destroyed. senator McMillan dead Mich lex 11 Mini Stiililriily Micciimlm to llrart I'nllurv A dispatch was recehed at Wash ington, D. C August 10. announcing the death of Senator James McMillan, of Michigan, nt an early hour Hint morning nt his summer home nt Man-ehester-by-the-Sea, Muss. Denth was the result of heart failure following congestion, after an Illness of n very few hours. The news cume ns a great shock to his friends here, as when the senator left Washington shortly nfter the adjournment of congress he ap peared to he in good health. Senator McMillan wns a native of Ontario, being born in Humllton, May 12, 1838, but In enrly life removed to Mlchignn and for ninny years hns been prominently Identified with the business Interests unci political life of that state, having for a number of terms been chairman of the republican state committee. He has been a member of the United States senate since March 4. 1880. He was chairman of the committee of the District of Columbia In that body and was also u member of the committees on appropriations, commerce, navul affairs, relations with Cuba, coast and insulur survey and corporations or ganized in the District of Columbia. Homo Vliltor Kieurilon to Kmterii 1'olntn The Missouri Pacific railway offers to Its patrons the exceptionally low rate of one fare for the round trip on September 2nd, 9th. 10th nnd 23rd to certain points In Ohio and Indiana, nnd on October 3rd to Cth, lnclusho. to all points in Central Passenger as sociation territory, same Including Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, etc. Tickets limited to thirty days for return, but not later than November 3rd. This will bo your opportunity to visit your old home unci friends, nnd the Missouri Pacific, with Its splendid roadbed, Its fast trains equipped with all tho Intest and advanced Improve ments and conveniences, takes you to the "Gnteway" St. Louis, tho World's Fair city, with Its magnificent uulon Btatlon, whero direct connections nro mndo for all points. Through Pull man sleeping-car every clay between Lincoln and Kansas City. For further information, call at City Ticket Office, 1039 O street. F. D. CORNELL. P. & T. A. William Miller, aged sixty-three, ex sherlff of Scotland county. Missouri, and n veteran of the civil war, died at Peru, Intl.. from the effects of eating matches, n habit he contracted while serving In the army. He thought tho phosphorus wns a stimulant. HERE AND THERE At Columbia. Tex.. County Attorney Ed C, Smith wns killed by negroes who were attempting to prevent tho urrest of ono of their number. President Roasevelt hns made for mnl announcement thnt he had grant ed tho application of the Commercial Pacific Cable company to land a cable on tho shores of the United States, on the islnnds of Hawaii unci Guam and In tho Philippine islands, nnd for ac cess to certain bounding!) nnd profiles .in the possession of the navy depart ment. Tin,fliri'"''Tt1Wr i'nittnwiMr'iiMiiT-i ' THE KING IS CROWNED IMnnrd VII Trluniphnntly Crowned Ittiler of llrltunnhi. King Edwnid VII, nfter a seven weeks' battle with death, was t'llumph nntly crowned ruler of the world's mightiest empire nt Westminster Ab bey at 1221 o'clock Saturday, August 11. and ns the crown wns placed on his head the slgnnl wns Unshed from the Abbey to Hyde Park nnd the tower. At these places artillery fired salute nffr salute nnd. Joined with the ring ing of bells, made the whole city re verhrate with acclamations of Joy. Surrounded on nil sides by scarlet robed peers nnd white satined peer esses, Edward solemnly swore to gov ern according to the laws of parlia ment, wheteupon the Abbey rung with shouts. The most republican specta tor must have been Impressed with the solemnity of the occasion. A LINOTYPE LEADER New Intention to Help I'rluters (let 1 1 mt of Father Time The Cole-Wilson linotype lender was put In successful operation In the com posing room of the Western News paper Union nt Lincoln lust Saturday afternoon In the presence of the mas ter printers of the city and newspaper men. It Is n simple device for leading linotype slugs, unci will enable tne pub lisher to "lead out" linotype matter from four to six times ns rapidly as by the ordinary hand process. The ma chine Is simplicity Itself, nnd a boy old enough to rend can operate It. The Invention is the product of the minds of Messrs. Dion Cole and Albert O. Wilson, practical newspaper men, who nre to be congratulated on effecting a device to save time nnd money to tho publisher. The mnchlne will soon be plnced on tho market under a patent granted July 8. W02. KANSAS NEWS. Ceo. Cole for Stnte A cent Governor Stnnley hns tendered to George E. Cole the position of stnto agent. The duties of state agent aro to collect all moneys duo the stnto from the nntlonnl government, nnd the pay Is In the form of a commis sion 10 per cent on the first $50,000 collected and 5 per cent on tho rc mnlnder. Just now the national gov ernment owes the stnte about hnlf n million dollarH on account of Qunntrell raid claims paid by the state. To col lect this money It Is necessary for the state to have an agent, and tho gov ernor believes thut Mr. Cole, on nc count of his familiarity with the his tory of the Qunntrell clnlms. Is better equipped to do this than any other man. Too Young lo Mnrry Great preparations had been made at Bean I.ake. near Atchison, for a wedding which was to have taken place there, the panics being John Thorpe. 24 years of age. nnd Miss Rose, nged 14. Everything was brought to a sudden close when John Thorpe, the groom-to-be, stnrted to St. Joseph nto procure the license nnd nt taho point of a shotgun In the hands of his fnnthor was compelled to return home. Thorpe had been teaching school ut Bean Luke and Miss Rose was one of his pupils. Orders placed In Atchison for the music nnd refreshments for the wedding were canceled. Drummer to Aid The traveling men of Kansna havo undertaken to raise the $(J00 neces sary to appeal the Jessie Morrison ease to the supreme court. C. A. Swnrd, representing the Massey Iron company of Kansas City, Is the orig inator of the Idea and started a sub scription paper nt Eldorado, Kan., thnt will be left nt the Metropolitan hotel, where the traveling men will sub scribe. lilt III Tongue- urr One of the workmen in the Missouri Pacific blucksmlth shop at Osawato mle, Kan., met with a peculiar acci dent. He was standing near a big trip hammer when the foreman put it in motion, causing it to hit a piece of iron on the anvil. The Iron Hew up nnd hit Blacksmith Schmidt on the chin, cutting a bad hole in it nnd causing him to bite his tongue nearly In two. John Norlc, a federal prisoner from Ardmore, I. T., Jumped from n culvert Into a creek while he was being marched back to tho United States penitentiary nt Leavenworth. Norlo is n white man and wns sent to tho federal prison nt Fort Leavenworth to serve u term of five years for larceny. He stole a horse from a farmer four miles west of Leavenworth and rode away. In Kansas City. Kan.. Sunday, moro than two hundred dwellings nnd other buildings were completely or partlnl ly unroofed, electric light unci tele phono wires were blown down, hugo chlmnes toppled over, hundreds of trees were uprooted nnd the business streets are strewn with signs nnd awnings as the result of a severe storm of wind nnd rain. The board of regents of the Univer sity of KnnsnB elected Frank E. Bry ant, of Michigan university, as assist ant In English; Alfred Ewlugton, ns assistant professor of romance lan guages, nnd E. F. Crocker, of Seattle, Wnsh., ns superintendent of buildings: nnd grounds. Crocker held the samo position eleven yenrs ago. Other routine business in connection with the Installation of Chancellor Frank Strong In October was transacted. KILLED AT GRADE A. J. Nt. John, 1111 Oiimhii Tritiellug Alan, Killed ut I'romilnir An Oinnha, Aug. 10, dispatch sava: A. J. St. John, 2220 South Twelfth street, was Instantly Killed today at n grado crossing. Ho was aboard a Rtreet car which passes over tho Union Pacific track ut Thliteenth nnd Mason streets. The street car had stopped nnd tho motorman had sig nalled n clear track. A BWltch engino suddenly bathed down nnd knocked the cnr off the track n distance of nix Ice. j-fm.n'w.Bi KfK .nut, WM. C. WHITNEY, SPORTSMAN. His Costly Victories Lost $600,000 on Last Year's Racing. Wllllnm C. Whitney, nfter balancing his nccounts Inst year, found himself to be $f.00,000 loser through the sport of racing. A pretty lnrgo sum, Is It not? Enough to Insure a poor mn 11 nnd his iclntlons a comfortnble living ' without work. 1 henr him upbraid the ex-secretary of the navy for spending his money so foolishly. But to this Mr. Whitney would reply thji If ho fancies losing $000,000 a yeawon his . luxury, he Is to be no more blamed " than the man thnt borrows money to get a piano for his daughter. So far from being blamed, there Ib a considerable population the nt taches of Mr. Whitney's stables that look upon him ns the essence of be nevolence mid humanity. Whenever their patron wins n race they all share in n largesse. One day last summer a bookmaker went up to Trainer Rogers at tho Snrntoga track Just aft er Mr. Whitney had won a stake of $11,000 and remarked, hnlf lntcroga tlvely: "The old mnn mndo out well . In that race, didn't he?" " "Whnt do you mean?" laughed the trainer. "That's only a drop In the bucket for Mr. Whitney, and the buck et leaks at that. Why, he Is so pleased ovor winning this race that he'll give away twice $11,000 to the stable employes. Each one will get anywhere from $5 to $25. To win ft stake here doesn't mean anything." The entire community nbout n race track rejoices when the Whitney out fit arrives, for money Is certain to be circulated freely, nnd tricksters that . fix up a worthless horse so that he will win one race, hoping that Mr. Whitney will take the beast oft their hands, nre always waiting about in shoals. As an example of the racing king's generosity, It is related that upon winning the English derby last year he ordered a certain hotel pro prietor nt Sheepshead Bay to give every one that entered a bottle of champagne. You may be sure the news spread quickly, and It was not long before the bonlfnce had to call upon his neighbors for supplies. The 9. bill thut Mr. Whitney's secretary re ceived amounted to $G,000. it wan puld. Ainslee's. THE VANITY OF LIFE. Food for Meditation Afforded by Death of Norfolk's Son. Whnt food for meditation on the van ity of all human greatness is afforded ny the death of Philip Joseph Mary Howard, only son of the Duko of Nor folk. The heir of the greatest noble man In the world, entitled to Quarter on his shield the nrms of half the ray al houses of Europe, with, n lineage " stretching back almost to tho days "when cameleopards and tigers still bounded In the Flavian amphitheater," and with vast wealth to support his hereditary honors, this young man, for whose health of body and mind pil grimages had been made, high heaven Importuned by the prayers of thou sands, lived and died an imbecile from his birth, the ghastly "family skele ton" of Arundel cnstle. Heir of that Surrey who "united nil tho gallantry and unbroken spirit of a rude ago with all tho elegance and grace of a pol ished era," he "wandered darkling" InT the world for twenty-three years to die and prove the application of tho motto of his princely house, set under the white horse of the Saxon, tho winged crest of tho Norseman and the Hon of Englnnd In his arms, "Virtue alone Is invincible. ' In Close Quarters. At the time now somo years ago, when subscriptions were being solic ited for the erection of a statuo in New York city to President Washing- 4 ton, a gcntlemnn called to secure a contribution from an old resident, who, although wealthy, waB a little "near." On learning the object of tho visit, tho rich mnn exclaimed: "Washington! Washington! Why, Washington does not need a statue. 1 keep him enshrined In my heart!" In vnin were the visitor's solicita tions nnd he was naturally Indignant at tho parsimony of tho millionaire. "Well, Mr. R" ho remarked quiet ly, as he rose to leave, "all I can say Is thnt if the Father of his Country Is in tho position In which you dea crlhe him, ho Is In ft tight place!" Must Win Her Way. The father of Ian Malcolm, M. P., who hns just married Miss Joanne Lnngtry, recently succeeded to tho vnluablo Scotch estates of Poltalloch on tho death of Ixird Malcolm. Tho Scotchmen In tho neighborhood con sider themselves to bo very good judges of beauty oncl character. "Bo Hhe bnlth guid nnd bonny sho'll ho n fitting mate for him ns will bo Pdl-V talloch himself ono day," Bald an old friends of the young M. P. "Hut Lnngtry 1b Just a fllppnnt bit name In the sound o It." Evidently the future mistress of tne old Argyle shire house will have to win her kingdom if she is to reign In the hearts of her husband'B henchmen. The "Presidential Fever." 1 Two United Stntes senators were talking over old times a few dnys ago when conversntlon drifted to tho Into Senator Zack Chandlor of Mlchi gnn. "Senator Chandler was under estimated, I think, said ono. "That Is, he was n bigger nnd better man than most of his acquaintances gave him credit for being. Onu day I sug gested to him that I Hhoulhjiko to see him president. 'No, no,'snId Zack with omphaHls. hopo I shnll never contract tho presidential fover. It It buro death. Men recover from the smallpox, cholera and yollow fovor, but they never get over tho presl' .lentlal fever.' "