The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, June 13, 1902, Image 7
t yt vt j M ' iCLAatVWSMS 4 - -- 1 - 1 4 A WARM BOLD. By ST. UEOItai: n.wnnoits'H. lulhtrof "LUtl .lii Mtinont. T Spittr'i Wtt,"'t)r Jatk't WiJou : M4(ij;iricc,"i(c. Copyright UNI, Street ati.l jmliti, Ne Yorli. , -i cu.rTi:u i. IK Lady Aiilno' Secret. This assurance on the part of the powerful baron was as balm In Char lie's troubled soul. Ho believed Capt. Brand inmit speedily llud blmsclf In hot water. The eonvoruation took seera! turns. Indeed, (Charlie found the baron so congenial that ho xxn easily led into relating many reminiscences connect ed with his past, so taut, eventually. Potorhoff had a pretty good knowl edge of the young man eharactrr. At last they separated. "You can depend on me. At the same time keep your wits about you when dealing with this Brand. Some thing will presently drop," said the baron. When Charlie drew near the hotel, after visiting his own room and Im proving his appearance to some ex tent, he was conscious of a nervous condition of mind such as was entirely new to him. And he was obliged to confess that It had Bono pretty fnr when the pros pect of nn Interview with a young wo ninn could have such un Influence upon him. The next thing on the program was to 11 n (I a chance for a quiet talk, where the captain could not Intrude. So he asked again for Lady Arllne. and she presently came down to the same bijou parlor, rosy and smiling. Charlie had heard the voice of Capt. Hrand somewhere about the hotel, and he was more or less concerned lest that worthy come in upon them ere he could make his arrangements. Hence he speedily opened the sub ject. "I have much of Importance to toll you, and we must bo where Capt. lirand may not Intrude. Suppose 1 get a nice vehicle with a quiet animal and we can go to take a look at the suburbs of Antwerp." Arllne did not hesitate. She knew that she could trust this frank-faced gentleman with her very llfo if need be. So she quickly agreed to his plnn. "In fifteen minutes, then; and be stiro you wrap up well," said Charlie, hastening away to secure Just tho out fit that would suit his idea as to the right thing. True to his promise, be was back In good time. Near the parlor Chnrllo ran across Hrand, who greeted him rather effu sively, he thought, and would have detained him, only that tho young man refused to bo held up, and laugh ingly pleaded nn engagement with Lady Arllne, and the impatience of his noble charger outside. Thus it came about that, after run ning the gauntlet in this way, Charlie whs at length given the proud pleas ure of driving away with tho fair girl. Charlie knew it wan only proper for him to open the ball with an account of the strange things that had befallen him since last he said good night. Olio thing he intended keeping to himself for tho present, and this was the name of the young follow who had been his companion in the dun geon. At least there wns no necessity of bringing it forward until he had heard what she wished to tell him. ami discovered if his suspl-ions were confirmed. , "Now that there Is no longer a chance of our being overheard, I'm going to make nn awful confession to you, Lady Arllne," he said. She turned a startled face toward him, and, Immediately seeing tho quizzical smile, felt relieved. "I shall fortify myself to hear It. Pray proceed." "Where do you think I passed tho night?" She believed she could account for a fair portion of It, but confessed her Ignorance ns to the remnlnder. "In the lockup," he said calmly. - "Do you mean the Jail?" breathless- ly. "Yes. Please don't draw away from me, or Imaglno I was engaged In any street brawl. It all came to mo bo cause I chanced to mako your ac quaintance yesterday morning." "Why, Mr. Stuart!" "Because, forsooth, you chance to have a carriage like a queen; and be sides, possess tho most charming or golden hair and blue eyos." She blushed crimson and still stir--veyed him with puzzled as well ns startled eyes. "I confess I do not understand you at all. You will havo to explain fur ther." "Pardon me. When I assisted you Into the cnrrlnge at tho Steen I was observed by Baron Poterhoff. Ho be Moved you wero tho Countess Isolde Brabant, becauso In several ways a a llttlo distance one might be de ceived. My Interest In tho baron's plans Induced me to loiter about tho hotel last night when ho wns making his wholesale arrests, and by accident they caught mo in tho dragnet." "Then she that wondorful woman has been arrested?" When he nodded In tho afllrmatlve, utranyply enough Arllno gave a llttlo High rollef. as though some unox plalnablo burden were removed from her heart; but Charllo was too obtuse to understand thnt tho first little tiro of Jealousy had been kindled in that gentlo breast, becauso she knew tho reputation Isolde Bralmut had as a sorceress among men. The Ice having now beon brokon, ho started In to tell his strange story. Arllne listened eagerly. Indeed. Othello, relating his aston ishing adventures to Dosdetnona. could not have had n more deeply In terested listener than this fair Eng llsh girl proxod to be. Wnou he described hta companion In misery he wns careful not to say too much, lest he belt ay that which ho wished to keep n secret it little longer. The story was done Arllne had bung on his words eag erly, and his assurance that Baron Peterhoff would take care of Capt. Brand, discovering the truth with re gard to his claims, and relieve her of his presence If, as Charlie suspected, the other proved to be nn arrant Im postor was comforting to her trou bled heart. Still Lady Arllne showed no signs of nervousness. "Perhaps I may shock you, Mr. Stuart perhaps you have such strict notions of honesty and a name upon which there has never beon a stnln. that you will hardly be ns pleased to look upon me In the light of a sister when I confess that I have a relative In wnom I am deeply concerned, and who has broken tho law of his nntlve land who took what wns not his own and lied. In plain language, Mr. Stu art, my cousin betrayed n trust and stole money." She was scarlet with shame ns Rhe turned her blue eyes npponllngly to ward him. "Lot mo tell you as briefly as I can. I knew hi in quite well. He wns young er, anil a son of my father's only brother, now long since dead. We wero good friends up to the time ho took this false step, and I was tho last ono he saw beforo he lied from Eng land. Poor boy, ir ho had only con fided In me, 1 could have easily settled the matter, which I did soon after ward, at any rate. "I have been scarchln since last October; at times tho trail would grow warm, and then I lost sight of him completely. "By mere accident .i friend wrote me that she believed she had seen him In Antwerp, though ho had not answered her smile and nod. I could very well understand why, Blnco he believed tho officers from London were looking for him. "That is wny I came here to find this boy, to reclaim and make a man of him." "And I shall endeavor to assist you In your search for this Alexander Brand." said Charlie eagerly. "As It chanced 1 havo some knowledge of the young chap. In truth, I havo seen him race to race." "Here In Antwerp?" eagerly. "In this city." "And you can take mo to him? You will. Mr. Stuart?" laying a hnnd upon his arm. "ir you so desire; but that will ne cessitate a long Journey across the .iea. In rnct." "Then ho has returned to England?" "No; to America Now York." "How very strangely It all came about!" she mused. "Almost Incredible! Indeed, 1 should havo been loth to bollevo such things could bo possible ir I had not gone through tho experience myself." Everything had now beon told, so that there was no more secrots. Tho rest of tho rldo was occupied In enjoying tho features of the scen ery. In so far as these points could bo discovered from a vehicle. And Charlie's mind was made up ere they returned to thn Hotel de la Palx that, God willing, ho would servo and win this peerless girl. Tho curiosity or Artemus had been whetted to a degree that demanded satisfaction, else his peace or mind was forever gone. He asked many questions regnrdlng Aleck. Evidently the young fellow had aroused tho strongest interest in his mind, for he saw In him the elements of a strong character that must at tract attention rrom tho public. "Where Is he bound Hong Kong, Nagasaki, Singapore, Cape Town? I'm ready to go to the uttermost pnrts of tho earth to Interview him! "Try something easier something nearer home." "New York?" with a little, almost Inarticulate shriek. "Exactly. I havo a sort of engage ment with him nt tho Windsor Hotel In your city." "But that Is not me." "Well, you can make ono of the party. Arllno that is, Miss Brand, or rather, Lady Arllne Is bound to find Aleck. She Is possessed of an Idea that slnco fortune was so bounti ful as to heap fnvors In her lap, sho should respond by taking caro of this hair-brother, or cousin, who seems balancing between a bright career and going to the devil. "Circumstances drive us sometimes, don't they, Charlie? But there's one parly I rathor guess you'vo overlook ed." "Who's that?" "Her father," chuckling. "Capt. Brand, you mean. I bollevo I have arranged a berth for him." "Whero on the stenmor?" "Rathor In the place whero I spent pnrt of last night." "Oh, ah! then he's a fraud, suro enough?" "I havo every reason so to bolteve. At any rate, my friend, tho baron, has promised to look after him." "I've no doubt Poterhoff's Intentions are good; but there's a prospect of his being fully occupied In another quarter," Artomus said, sagely, "Moaning tho Countess Isolde." "Well, sho has seldom missed her game tho most wonderful woman outside of Thackeray's Becky Sharpe I over heard of. You're lucky to havo Just missed her, my liov Mon jeer at hor powers and boast about their Invulnerable qualities; yet no sooner do they come lu touch with this mod em Circe than tholr knees grow weak, ami one glance from hor bewitching oyos charms them oven ns the rattle snake does Us prey." "Your advlco is good I had Intend ed depending on my own ability to checkmate this old reprobate; and. on the whole, It may be best for me to keep my hnnd at the plow." "And I'll stand by. ready to glvo what aid I tuny. Don't hesitate to call on Artomus Barnaby If you are bent upon some dnrk and tlespeiate business thnt stands for tho right. You know 1 have some sort of a claim upon tills affair, seeing that only for my pertinacity lu dragging you on thnt wild goose chase lu search of the now Man lu the Iron Mask, of whom old wives lu Antwerp gossip, you would never have gone there to the dungeons of the Steen. and ergo, would never have had the pleasure ol saving Lady Arllne from her distress ing position." The words of his companion aroused within Charlie a sense of the great debt he owed Artemus, who had been an instrument in tho bunds of Kate to bring about tho result upon which his whole future now seemed to hinge. So he seized his hand and squeezed It with fraternnl zeal squeezed It un til the owner wns fain to appeal for mercy. "Yes, I owe you everything, my dear fellow; and If I can nt nny time do you a favor, try me. There are few things 1 could refuse you." After thnt there was the fullest con fidence between these two. Charlln confided to Artemus his plans for rout ing the enemy, and was glad to adopt Rome very bright and sagacious ideas advanced by the latter. Everything seemed ns usual. Yet under tho calm exterior forces wero working that threatened a speedy up heaval. Capt. Brand had taken tho alarm. Keen-eyed man of the world that this groat traveler was, he read tho writing on the wall, and it plainly de clared his reign had uearod Its end. Hence he detested Charlie with a venom such ns could only be compared with tho enraged cobra, seeking to bury its poisoned fangs In tho object of Its hatred. In brief, this fine old plottor began to cast about him for some method by means or which he could got rid of Mr. Charllo Stuart, either temporarily or for all time. He was not alone in his scheming. Other hnrples there wore who hoped to share In the glorious plundor mon whose past lives no doubt could pos sibly show almost as great a variety of adventure and bold schemes as his own. Accordingly these precious worthies laid their heads together in order to devise some brilliant scheme whereby the obnoxious Interloper this young Lochlnvar who had come out or tho west might bo debated ore ho could carry the girl off on his fleet steed. And when tho conference was ad journed, It had nil been arranged just how Charllo was to bo dropped out of sight. However, these worthies In planning so neat a campaign failed to take Into consideration several elements which had a positive bearing upon the ulti mate outcome. Thero was the baron, for example. Besides there was Artemus. No doubt this Intter individual, with his peculiar notions and his apparent ly inoffensive appearance, would havo been looked upon by tho hoary old fortune-hunter as very much In the lino of n freak, and must be brushed asldo without ceremony. But they made a mistake. Under that simple exterior boat a bold heart and a keen brnln. For Artemus had taken a room next to Capt. Brand's, nnd during that cele brated conference his eye and ear did noble duty nt the keyhole of a con necting door. (To be continued.) WHERE DEATH REIGNS HIGHEST France, Though Favored liy Nature Hal lleav Mortality Uncord. M. Paplllon has lately printed a striking array of statistics on the re lation between public hygiene and mortality, from which the following Instances and remarks are taken. France (ho says) Is favored by cli mate and In other respects. Why Is Its birth-rate the smallest In Europe. Its death-rate among tho greatest? Tho cause Is not In nature, but In In stitutions. From tho 38.000,000 Inhab itants of France 150.000 deaths rrom tuberculosis annually occur, while there aro but 00,000 among the 41, 000,000 of Client Britain, but 90,000 nmong tho fifi.OOO.OOO of Germany. In every nation of Europe save France the mortality from tubercu losis has diminished, and, at the same time, tho consumption of alcohol has retrograded. The results are that In France, between ono census nnd the next, the mortality from tubercu losis has Increased G8,- while In Gcr ninny It diminished 10!) In evory 100, 000 Inhabitants. Tho difference is 77 per 100,000 or In the totnl popula tion G8.000 lives were lost during the last census period In France tint might havo been nnd ought to havo been saved. llyprophobla Is stamped out In Eng lang, and Is still common In France. The case Is similar for other diseases. Typhoid refer Kllll Hollllen. During tho months of January and February there were 800 deaths from typhoid rover In tho British army. Notwithstanding tho regulations re garding boiled water the soldiers con tinue to drink out of brooks and rivers. A BOY IS SHOT Spirit of Unre3t in Mino Region Has Outlet. TR0UBU OttURMD AT WILKtSBARRE Mioollni; I'nllimnt tijr I.ITorl In llnrn rriiMrtjr - 1'nrtlirr Troulilo l.lkt-ljr In i:nui' l'iirtli- Who stmt Ai- ri'Htvil oitivr 'h. A Wllkchbarre, Pa , ,luue it, dlsp.itiit Bays- The spirit of unicst that has been manliest lug Itself more or less in this city nnd Utility during the last tew days hiokc out lu earnest nt two places In this city last night, and as a lesult a boy was dangerously, If not fatally, shot by a guard at the Scranton colliery, and u considerable poitlon of the fence around the Murray colliery was destroyed by lire. The Stanton colliery Is operated by the Lehigh and Wllkesbarre Coal com pany, controlled by the Central rail road of New Jersey It Is located in the southern part of the city. While Charles McCann, nged thirteen years, was walking along the Held outside the fence tonight, several shots were tired nt hint from inside the fence. One bul let struck tho boy In the back. Tho shots ere heard by the people In the vicinity, nnd it looked for a time as though there would be serious trouble. The boy was quickly removed to tho Mercy, hospital and tho police untitled. The' chief of the Wlll.csbane police with a squad of men went to the col liery and with the assistance of the chief of the coal and Iron ixillco on the ground, made an Investigation. They tlnnlly placed the blame for the shooting on four coat and Iron police men who wero located near the place where tho shooting occurred. They were taken from the colliery by a circuitous route nnd landed In jail nt midnight. The men say boys wore t raring down the fence and thnt they shot Into the nlr to scare them, and did not know that any ono had been injured until told of It inter. Three of the men fired one shot each and one Ilred two. They also claim that some one on the outside llrcd at them. Shortly after the shooting the crowd Bought vengeance on the company's property, and some one set tire to n trestle work. The lire department was summoned nnd with considerable diffi culty put out the blaze. KRUGER IS FAILING Pence In South Africa KfTerl the Old Mnii (irriilly. All Amsterdnm, .tune fi. dlspnMi pays: The health of former Piesldeiit Kruger Is brcnklng up. ills londlllon 1b said to be extremely critical. A London. June fi, cablegram saya: In the house of commons. London, Thursday afternoon, the Irish mem bers raised a debate on the proposed grant of fifty thousand pounds to Lord Kitchener. During the debate William Redmond, nationalist, created a scene by saying: "Kitchener's name will go down In history ns having made war on women and children." Immediately the house was In nn up roar. Finally Henry Seton Carr. con servative, moved thnt the "honorable gentleman be no longer lunrd." Again Redmond was as far as "Kitchener Is responsible for the dcatli of 15,000 children," when ho was howled down. In reply the speaker claimed to tie unable to control the house In its pres ent temper and when Kedmond again rose, when someone shouted: "I move closure." The speaker put tho motion, amid great excitement and yells from Irish members: "You're Interfering with free speech." The motion carried by a vote or 27 to 1H8. The vote on the grant or fifty thou sand pounds to IKtehener then was called for and carried by a vote or 280 to 14. The British cabinet met Wednesday morning. The meeting Is believed to be cnlled for tho purpose of considering the.letnlls or the South African set tlement nnd ulso in opposition to the education bill. Pretoria dispatches state that the Boers are surrendering In large num bers on account of the peace agree ment. Lord Kitchener will remain In South Africa until July attending to the many details of the peace settlement. The Exchange Telegraph says Sir Thomas Upton has dellnltely decided to challenge for the America's cup next year. Hoy IlaiiRiromly Injured. While wading In tho river channel opposite Plattsmouth James Glllnm, n 12-year-old boy, met with a peculiar accident. In some manner he stumbled and fell, striking a piece or glass or bail) wire, xvhleh cut a gash lu his abdomen four Inches in length and caused the Intestines to protrude. The boy mnnaged to reach the shore and procured a towel, which wns tied about his body in such a wny as to cover tho wound and check the How of blood. He went home and a physician was summoned. Mule 'arui Almiiiloiird. The British officers on Wednesday formally abandoned tho initio camp nt Port Chnlmotte, La. The nnlinnls on hnnd will be Hhlpped to Canada. Cap tain Eden left for Washington and the other officers nro preparing to leave New Orleans. NEWS BOILED DOWN. Iown democrats will hold their state contention at Des Moines, Septomher 3. Dr. Joseph Eastman, ono of tho best known surgeons In the country, died at Luilanapolls, RIGHT TO WATER Hiiprrmr Court Hold I'ImI Comer l!n tlllnl to Allotted Supply. A decision of considerable Impor tance to Irrigation Interests was hand ed down by the supremo court of Ne braska Wednesday night In the case nt the Farmers and Merchants Irrigation company s. Coml Irrigation company, fiom Dawson county. The question In volved Is priority of right to water, whether n subsequent approprlatur who builds his dam and ditches across tlm stream can use the water to the In eonwnlotiec or duinage of the that coiner, who locuteil rait her ilown7 The Cond company has a dam across tho ninth channel of the Platte below Willow Island, which Is Just above Oo zuil. This was constructed some years ago, nt which time wnter lights wero secured. The other company went some miles above and put a dam or threatened to put one acioss the north chnnnel. An the Pintle Ih decidedly low ut times, when water is most need ed, the Coziul eompiiny thought this meant it wouldn't get any water at all, ami secured an Injuuctloii ngnlust the new concern. The district court thought thnt It could Just us well go acioss the river nnd build a dam that would divert all of the water Into the south channel, but the supreme court thinks this Is asking a little too much, ns It Is In effect placing upon the new company the burden of supplying tho other with wnter. In this respect only Is the Injunction modllled. The court lays down the lnw of water right aa follows: "The right of a prior approprlator of water Is to get his nllotted supply without unreasonable Inconvenience, because of the effect of subsequent np propiiators. "The reasonable convenience In get ting water, or a prior impropriator, Is such as leaves It profitable to him to take out the water and lu nddltlon gives hi in every ndvnntage which he can have without causing n greater disadvantage to u subsequent appro prlator." The court says that evory npproprla tor takes subject to the possible rights of all subsequent ones. Public, utility Is the surest test of reasonublo use. Wnter must not be wasted merely to promote the Inconvenience of someono else, and on the other hnnd tho law Isn't Intended to allow so many Inches or wnter to nn approprlator and then make it Impossible for htm to get that allotment except nt the expense that makes It cost more than It Is worth. TEAMSTERS WIN OUT I'll flier mill Striker of Chlntgo Itrach Anilt-iililn Agreement. Arter nn nil night conference a set tlement between the packers and their striking teamsters was reached Thurs day morning. The settlement was a compromise, but the union scored nn Important victory. The xvngo scal provided for in the agreement Is: (lo cart drivers, eighteen cents nn hour; single xvngons, twenty cents; to horse, twenty-two and one-hair; tour horse, twenty-seven nnd one-hair; six horse, thirty cents. Tho teamsters shall tie paid rrom the time they take up their time checkH until they return siinie, less a half hour for lunch; no work to be per formed Labor day; all strikers to bo reinstated without prejudice. The packers stuck to their refusal to em ploy only union men, but agreed not to discriminate against them. Labor organizations Joined In a Jolll tlcatlon over the settlement. Scores of xvngons loft tho stock yards mauned by men who yesterday weie on a strike. Cheers greeted the men at every step. The boycott on the butchers was de clared off. us xvas that of the coal nnd Ice drivers, nnd everywhere rejoicing assumed the place or riot and blood ahed. By the new scale the stockyards teamsters can earn n minimum ror a full xveek of seventy hours of $12.00 and a maximum of $21. VICTORY FOR STATE Nehrankii XV I in Null Agnlniit HoniUmcn of lliirtley. At last another decision has beon hnnded down In the suit of the state against the bondsmen of ex-Stat Treasurer Joseph Hartley. Oncn again the state Is victorious, the court hold ing that all six or the bondsmen are liable ror any shortage thnt may havo occurred during tho second term. Tho books or the office shall be prima rnelo evidence, and ir the bondsmen deslro to evade liability by showing that the shortage occurred during the tlrst term, the burden Is upon them. Commissioner Itoscoe Pound Is the author or tbu opinion, which Is ap proved by the supremo court. Com missioner Oldham took no part In the decision because he was assistant pros ecuting attorney when the litigation was before the district court or Doug las county. Justice Holcomb did not participate In tho courts' opinion be cause he xvas governor at the time the shortage occurred and xvas one or tho chief witnesses for the state. The bondsmen lire all held liable. They are W. A. Paxton, Thomas Swobe and Cadet Taylor of Omaha; O. C. McNIsh or Fremont, and E. E. Brown and J H. Ames or Lincoln. This Is tho third time the case has been before tho supreme court, having been tried In the tlrst Instance before the district court of Douglas county. The last trial resulted In a judgment ngnlnst McNIsh. Brown and Ames, but excused from liability Paxton, Swobe and Taylor, tho three Omaha bonds men. This Is reversed nnd the cause remanded. The shortage originally was $.'r.7,000 and with Interest now amounts to over $i;oo,ooo. KIIN Tito nml Nulrlde. Because his wife Insisted that he pay $5 arrears due for board, Oscar Webb or Philadelphia, Pa . colored, shot and killed his wire anil her aged mother, Julln Waller, and then shot hlinseir. He cannot live. liny up Zinc Mine. O. E, Smith, representing Detroit, Mich., capitalists, has purchased tho Hoseberry zinc milling property near Kuoxvllle. Tenn. He Is preparing to erect a 200-ton ?lnc plant on tho prop erty und will begin Its development at once. FEROCITY OF ENGLISH SPARROWS Whnn They Are 1'nnneil tip Together llriith A I mm V.tut Their right. A great many young men go to lllvcrtoti at this season to shoot llvo pigeons us they lly from traps, nnd, some of the young men agreed re cently that for a target sparrows would iiuike an excellent substitute. So they caught no less than u hun dred sparrows and put tliem in it big cage against their next shoot, which was to come off in three dayn. But they found at tho end of that time thai all of tho birds but sU wore dead. They bad fought and fought nmong themselves until only those six Invin cible cunmplous remulued. Tho young men concluded thnt they bnd been so unlucky ns to cnlch unusually vile tempered birds, and at considerable trouble they landed another batch. Those, too, however, battled together, anil after forty-eight hours hud gouo by thorn lay In tho cage eighty four dead sparrows, while two llvo one staggered feebly to nnd fro, nnd, when tholr breath returned, began to light again. Tho young men aro now convinced, says the Philadelphia Itecord, of what they should havo known before, that no living creature Is more ferocious or more game than the common Eng lish sparrow, PROMPTLY TOLD HIS DESTINATION tliieipertert lleepoaie to a rompoue Lecturer' Ill-Timed Inquiry. AM that transpires In tho Sunday schools or tho lnud does not brentho ot that piety xvhleh Is supposed to per meate the place and Its surroundings. A visitor to a Philadelphia gathering or Juveniles one Sunday recently In addressing tho children said lu a pom pous manner: "I come rrom Massachusetts; I am now on my wny to Maryland, and I have stopped over here to talk to you children and to save you from going to holt." After repenting this Introduc tion to his rcmnrks, tho visitor said: "Now, my children, whero did I coino from?" "Massachusetts," was the reply, In chorus. "Where am 1 going?" ho then nsked. 'Miero was a paiiBo; his geograph ical route had evidently not been deep ly impressed on tho gathering. Then tho silence was broken "To hell!" cr.mo the prompt nnd startling reply from nn earnest but confused pupil. HAD GOOD EXOUSES FOR IDLENESS Senator Nlawnrt'l I'rotega Cooltt Not Work lu Uot Or Co I it Weather. As a rulo the colored man mid broth er "mightily loves his euso" and will work only when necessity compols. Senator Stexvnrt of Nevada, who haa been in Washington ror ninny years, nas nu old negro retainer who comes around twico u week ror some monoy. He made his regular Wednesday call. The senator gave him a dollar und said: "Jim, I'm getting tired or this sort of business. You are an able-bodied mini. Why don't you go to work Instead of living on my charity?" " 'Deed, boss," said Jim, reproach fully, "you ain't tho kind o' man to bo askln' mo to go to wuk now, Is you? Why, boss, It's too hot to wuk." "Well," snorted Senator Stewart, "I haven't seen you work nny in the win-, tor, either." "In de xvintnh, boss?" In groat as tonishment. "Why, boss, you mus. bo crazy! It's fah too col' to wuk In do wlntah." Kngllih I'rontinrlatloo. At the General Theological Soml nnry alumni dinner In Buffalo a fow days ago Itev. Dr. Van De Water told an nmuslng story about tho last pan American conference of bishops In England, which ho attended ns a chap lain. There was a certain meeting at xvhleh the titlo of each bishop was loudly nnnounced as ho entered by a functionary ut the door who was quite unfamiliar with many of thorn. Hu got along pretty well, however, until Throe American and one colonial bish op came along, whoso cards ho read ns follows: "Tho lord bishop of Eeo-wah (Iowa)., tho lord bishop or O-heeo (Ohio), tho lord bishop or Misery (Missouri), tho lord bishop of British Gehenna (Guiana)." llerhert Hnenror' Work Kntted. At tho age or 82 tho venerable Hor bert Spencer hns at last laid aside tho pen that has exercised such a power ful Influence upon the thought of his century. In his forthcoming volume, 'Facts nnd Comments," Mr. Spencer niinounces that ho has written his last book His work of creating a syn thetic philosophy based on tho theory of orgnnle evolution was begun lu 1860 and Unbilled in 189G, and now tho last chips from his workshop are gathered up. Though ho Is everywhere ac knowledged to bo ono of tho greatest figures of his time ho wears no fancy titles to his nnmo and has steadfastly refused oven to accept Honorary de grees from colleges. Walnut and Wine Diluted. Table tennis has dealt tho coup de grace to port. Mon no longor sit over tholr wine, but havo tho tablo cleared xvlth all celerity for tho fray, no spectablo connoisseurs of xintago3, praeterltl Inimomores, take oW their coats and shout in tho excitement ol tho rallies at the samo board xvhera ouco thoy tnlkod politics or friend ship over tho xvalnuts or tho wlno. Tho Pilot. Tho first Impulse of a people Is pro clous ono must kuo- o use It tc 1 M! .a 1SVS! .AT" J iir.fi is 'if M ' S 1 I . ' Ml 1 3 5V tfW 9 L I? k. M Ux m LP va . i V M "&fd iwcv i&fmmmAsSEKSBfW'i.. r-asss' ad l iSffl&lffimiMMmi :;??&&jjmiEiXZij i ela...aaWy gj. ... -i? I