JH MplUMflMMM ii -! U ? :s r. Vncle Sony's Gui The extonalvo plant established by the United States government at the Washington navy yard Is ono of the attractions for visitors to tho capital city. Sevoral Immense buildings are required for the accommodation of the machinery and workmen employed, and the ontlro work Is carried on undor the supervision of naval officers. Tho principal structuro of the group of buildings la approximately 900 foot long and 100 feet wldo, and 1b dovotcd to tho boring, rifling and Jacketing of the guns, or tho comploto construction of tho guns proper as distinguished from the carrlago and other accessor ies. Tho well-known Morgan traveling cranes and hoisting" apparatus are employed for suspending and moving tho heavy ordnanco, and In applying tho Jacket thereto, nnd this machin ery Is all of tho largest and most sub stantial typo. Trackways and beams of great bIzo and strength extond along tho sldos and across tho upper portion of tho building to support tho traveling hoists, and tho suspending chains, mado up of onormoiiB links freely travel longitudinally and across tho building, nnd upon each of tho mov nblo beams Is a houso or cab contain ing tho propelling mochnnism nnd tho operator. Glgnutlc lathes are used for support ing tho bonvy gunn nnd operating the drills and othor required tools, nnd the most expert workmen aro employed In this Important work. Tho "Jacketing" of tho gun In a deli cate operation, requiring tho highest ordor of mechanical skill. Tho slight est flaw or inequality In tho surfneo of tho gun Is quickly detected, and fre- quently more than a slnglo trial Is nocessary before tho Jacket is success fully placed In position. Tho visitor observing tho "Jacketing" process will, bo Impressed with tho quiet dis cipline of tho workmen engaged. Tho master workman directs hla subordi nates, and especially those In charge of tho hoisting apparatus, almost entire ly by signals with tho head and hands, and" tho noisy shouting of ordors Is not resorted to. In fact, tho discipline of the great establishment Is nlto strict and along naval lines. Numerous notices aro conspicuously posted to the effect that workmen nro not allowed to talk to visitors. I Necessarily the quality of tho motnl employed In tho manufacture of tho huge guns, constituting tho armament of our great warships, Is a matter of first Importance and tho materials aro subjocted to tho highest tests known to science. Ab a roault of tho great caro required in this respect, as well as in the subsequent steps Involved in the dovolopment of tho finished pro duct, tho cost of producing theso guns Is very great. Another largo building Is devoted to tho building of gun carriages, especi ally designed to support tho largo guns and a largo forco of machinists is em ployed to operato tho great variety of machinery employed in this branch of the work. Many curious and specially designed machines are seen In operation hero for Bcraplng, shaving, drilling and re cessing the hard gun metal, and most of them are entirely automatic, requir ing only the attention of a skilled workman to adjust tho work and keep tho machinery In perfect working order. In still nnother soparato building tho work of forming and drawing cart ridge cases is carried on, and this 1b by no means the least Interesting de partment of the plant to the ordinary visitor. The rapid transformation of a bulky, cumborsome looking blank into a thin, shapely cylinder is an operation which attracts the oyo and excites the Interest of the unskilled lookeron. H ffifflfllliiiHH. lrVftoiBfliiiiB!iVlLfciViiiiiiii7f9fliiiflBiiifliiE JHfli Tho array of boxes or crates of com pleted cartridge cases ranged along ono end of tho building would Indicate that Uncle Sam Is a Arm bellevor in tho soundness of tho Injunction, 'Til tlmo of peaco prepare for war." The formldablo looking rows of cartridge cases, howover, are harmless, as they havo yet to bo charged with the projec tiles and high explosives. As abovo stated, all of tbe work con nected with tho gun plant Is In chnrgo of naval officers who are specialists In tho construction of ordnance, and here and thcro about tho great work shops Is seen ono of these officers ar rayed at this season In his summer uniform of white duck, with a cap of tho samo color, tho spotlessncss of tho garb contrasting conspicuously with tho rather grimy surroundings and the gronsy overalls of the hand workers. Tho gun shops necessitated the es tablishment within the yard of a rail way Bystcm on a small scale, nnd tho tooting of locomotives and tho shifting of loaded flnt cars glvo ovldonco of In dustry and labor. Tho manufacture, or naval guns and ammunition has greatly Increased tho numbor of tho government's employes, and constltuto nnothcr step In tho growth and dovolopment of our na tional strength and resources. Anarchists Don't Trotter. "Very few nnnrchlsts over becomo prosperous nnd contented citizens," says u dotectlvo. "Thcro hnvo been somo Instances, though. I havo In mind one mnn who fifteen yenrs ago wan very prominent In nnarchlstlc circles here, lie even published n little- paper In tho interest of an- VIEW OF THE INTERIOR OF THE P R1NCIPAL STRUCTURE. archy. Tho sheet was so rabid that nftor tho Haymarket riots It was sup pressed. This man was an expert chemist and his fame had followed him from Germany, from which country ho had been exiled. Ho was offered employment at a salary of $60 a week, more money than too had ever dreamed of making. Ho was frugal In his habits and Boon acquired a snug bank account. With approaching nf fluenco ho turned his buck upon his old associates nnd eventually married an American woman. Today his name Is but a memory among tho anarchists." Philadelphia Record. Lincoln' Ancestor Mntle Iron. A government report on tho Iron and steel industry says Abraham Lin coln's paternal ancestry was Identi fied with tho manufacture of iron in Massachusetts. The hend of the American brnnch of his fathor's fam ily, Samuel Llncolu, emigrated In 1C37 from Norwich, England, to Massa chusetts. Mordecai Lincoln, son of Samuel, born nt Hlngham on Juno 14, 1657, followed the trade of a black Bmlth at Hull, from which placo ho removed to Scltuato, where "ho built a spacious houso and was a largo con tributor townrd tho erection of tho Ironworks at Bound Brook" In 1703. Theso works made wrought Iron di rectly from tho oro. Mordecai Lin coln had two sons, Mordecai, Jr., and Abraham, who settled in Borks coun ty, Pn. Mordecai, Jr., was tho great-great-grandfather of Abraham Lin coln. A Fanny Numeral Hvsteni. Tho natives of Murray Island, Torres strait, have a numeral system which Ib based on two numbers, netat, ono, and nols, two. Above two they compute by composition nets netat, means three, nets 1 nets, two and two, four. Where thoy get abovo this figure thoy havo recourse to dlf foront parts of tho body, beginning with the littlo and othor Angers of tho left hand and going from thero to tho wrist, elbow, armpit, shoulder, etc., on tho left side, and thence down the Shops right side to twenty-one; the toes giv ing ten numbers more, to thirty-one. Beyond this they are satisfied with "many." "An Krror In Nature." Among tho more Interesting ex amples of uncommon British birds at the Zoo Is a crossbill, tho secdcatlng fowl which Button stigmatized as be ing "an error nnd a defect in nature." But Buffon only dwelt upon the odd way In which the upper and lower beak cross each other obliquely, and wnn not aware that this apparently deformed bill 1b exceedingly service ablo In extracting tho seeds of npples nnd pines, upon which the crossbill chiefly feeds. Tho specimen at tho Zoo Is of n grecntsh-ycllow huo, but tho full-dressed male bird Is bright red, which color, together with Its crossed bill, has been explained In a mcdlevnl legend as due to Its at tempts to draw out the nails from tho cross. London Express. Eradicating Itahtrs. During tho whole of 1900 no caso of rabies was found in England or Scot land and It Is nsscrtcd with confldenco that tho disease which had been pres ent for centuries has been entirely eradicated. This official statement justifies tho Btrlngcnt muzzling order J pnBscu by Parliament a few years ago nnd tho vexatious regulations ngalnst Importing dogs. A few cases of rabies wero reported from Wales, where tho regulations were not enforced Btrlct ly. For tho first time in flfty-ono years not n slnglo person died of hy drophobia In England nnd Wales in In 1899. New York Sun. Ilarmuny In House Furnishings. Women would do well to civn much thought to color hnrmony and circum stances rather than stylo when choos ing houso furnishings. Upon tho har monious blending of wall and floor covering, together with tho woodwork, depends much of tho success of tho room; yet somo woman, hearing that red walls "aro tho etyle," and seeing how effective a soft shade of It is with tho puro black Flomlsh oak, straight way has it put on her walls to com bine with yellow oak. How much bet ter a gobelin blue burlnp or cartridge paper would bo! Then, too, often the mistake Is mndo of having everything of ono color to match, thereby causing monotony. Artistic decorntors advo cate old rose in rugs nnd hnnglnga aa a relieving contrasting bit to gobelin blue walls and yellow oak woodwork. Chicago News. Which Is tho Nobler Animal? A group of Bpectatora stood In front of a cigar store near Seventh and 8pruco streets last night and watched an intoxicated man bolng led home by a red setter dog. Tho man was almost helplessly drunk. Ho held tho dog by a chain. Once in a whilo ho would grnb n lamppost and cling to it with ono hand whilo ho hold tho dog's chain by tho other. The faithful, patient dog would sit down for a while and then would tug nt tho chain nnd aroiiso his Inobrlated master. "That's noth ing now," remarked the center of the group at the cigar store; "that dog takes that young man home In that condition almost every Sa'tvday night." Philadelphia Record. France's Increase In Population. Franco Is proud of the incrttye In hor population. Tho census figures for this year are 38,041,333, an Increase in five year's of 412,364. Tho Increase In tbe preceding five-year period was only 133,819. Etymologists declare that the sugar cane has 227 varieties of Insect enemies. PERSUADED WITH A CAMERA. How Young Man Won Oyer Ills Pros pective Father-ln-Law, "It was simply bull-headed luck," said tho young man with-tho red Bhlrt waist. "Papa declared that it would bo a warm day when he consented to my marrying his daughter, and ns tho weather record had been broken sev eral times after ho had made that re mark, I was beginning to lose hope. When nll-tho-wurld-to-me went on her vacation I went to the samo placo and put up at the same hotel. Now, papa-ln-law-to-bo is an old blowhard, and It made me tired everybody else, too tho way ho bragged about tho fish ho caught in former years. Finally, somo ono hinted that It would bo a good plan for htm to mnko good and give ltd an rxamplo of his skill as a fisherman. Ho accepted tho challenge and spont threo days getting his tacklo ready. He went alone, as ho said ho didn't want to bo bothered by having nny greenhorns nlong, and wo waited with bated breath for him to return. Now, I am something of a camcrn fiend and Into in tho afternoon I started out to tako a picture of a Uttlo wooded doll when tho shadows were well down. I was making my wuy to tho road through soma thick brush when I dis covered my daddy-ln-law-to-bo stand ing In tho middle of tho road bargain ing with a small boy for u long string of magnificent fish. Quick as n flash I took n snap shot of him just as he was holding onto his pocket with ono hand nnd digging into it with the other. I let the old man brag around the hotel for threo days about the flBh ho had caught Then I showed him tho picture, told him If ho didn't con sent to my marrying his daughter I would spread It broadcast over the ho tel, nnd pointed out where hla reputa tion would be. Ho wilted, gulped hard and surrendered. He Isn't a bad sort when you know how to handle him." Detroit Frco Press. SOUVENIR CUPS LATEST. Made of n New Metal nml In Many Fantastic Sim pen. One of tho latest fads to show Itself In the jewelry trade is tho souvenir cup of metal. This article, Bays tho Jewelers' Weekly, lr. already popular In some sections of tho United States'. Tho souvenir spoon fad had Its origin In Washington, D. C nnd so, too, tho souvenir cup In Its present form, socms to have first appeared in that city a few months ago. It has now extended to other cities. In Washington the cups becamo a fad becauso that is a great tourist center. So far these cups have all been mado to order In Ger many and Imported by ono or two New York firms, who calm to have control, for this country, of all manu factures of tho metal employed In this form. But if the demand expands and develops into a general fad thero is every reason to expect American manufacturers to enter Into competi tion with ho German houses that now havo the monopoly. Tho metal used Is tho now Kayser Zlnn metal, which has como Into demand lately for vari ous' uses, and tho cups aro sold cither In their natural condition or silver plate inside and outside, or silver plate outside and gold lined. The popular shnpo is that of a white tumbler three and a halt Inches high by two and three-eighths Inches in diameter at tho top and one and five-eighths Inches at the bottom. Thero aro other more fancy shapes, such as a small Gorman beor stein and a small thin goblet eight or nino inches high. On tho sides nro local designs which give the cups their souvenir significance. Raved the Little llottlm. " 1 havo a patient who la wonder fully considerate of my interests," said a prominent physician lately. "A few weeks ago he hod malaria, and I pre scribed qulnlno for him, giving him four-grain capsules, so that ho might tako tho drug without discomfort. Ho came out of his attack and a few days later called to see mo at my office. Judgo of my surprise when ho exhibit ed the empty capsules and said, 'Doc tor, I thought you might Uko tho Uttlo bottles, so I saved them and brought them back.' Ho had emptied each four grain dose of tho bitter powder, and then essayed tho rather hopeless task of washing It down with water: I couldn't do otherwlso than to tako the 'Uttlo bottles from him without a word and next tlmo I'll give him qulnlno In another form." Philadelphia Pub lic Ledger. Tukes Family In Ilaltoon. The archduke Leopold Salvator, who Is considerably Interested In aeronau tics, rocently made an ascent In his balloon, Meteor, accompanied by his wlfo and Uttlo seven-year-told daugh ter and Princess Theresa of Bavaria. The ascent was made In Vienna at about 10 o'clock In tho morning, tho Danubo was crossed at about a height of 6,500 feet and tho descent was safe ly accomplished somo threo houra la ter at Kornonburg. In Berlin a per manent International commission has been formed to promote ballooning, both In the interests of science and of sport. Chicago Nows. A Remedy. Citizen I'd glvo a clean thousand to find somo way to exterminate those sparrows. Sporting Friend I'm your man. I'vo got Just tho thing. "Out with It." "Get tho Legislature to pass a game law protecting them." A romoto period la the one due at the end of a woman's remarks. In the last century geese wero raised In Russia and Poland In vast flocks, almost entirely for the sake of their quills. CONCEITED TITLES. MANX OF THOSE CLAIMED ARE NOT TRUTHFUL. The Assurance of Some Ran tern Raton Make Fabulous Heading Tremendous Claims of Earthly Importance Made In the Titles of Sovereigns. Even when King Edward has had his tltlo so tinkered that it will in clude the sonorous phrase, "King of all the British dominions beyond tho seas," ho still will not be aa well off In high-sounding titles as many other sovereigns, 'the Sultan of Turkey af fects the "stylo and tltlo" of "Com mander of the Faithful,", and tho Em peror of Morocco 1b "Prlnco of True Bollovers," while tho Shah of Persia nnd tho Emperor of Abyssinia both call themselves "King of Kings." But these aro modest when compared to tho Emperor'of China, wno styles hlm so.f "Son of Heaven." Tho Emperor of Japan has n most curious tltlo, be ing styled tho Mikado, or "Honorablo Gate." Thebaw of Burmah, tho wicked old fellow who was overthrown by the British, used modestly to call him self "His Most GlorloiiB, Excellent Majesty; Lord of tho Ishaddan; King of Elephants; Master of Many Whlto Elephants; Lord of tho Mines of Gold, Silver, Rubles, Amber and tho Noble Serpcntlno; Sovereign of tho Empire of Thunaparantha and Tampadlpa and other Great Empires and Countries, and of tho Umbrella Wearing Chiefs; Arbiter of Life, tho Great Righteous ness, the Sun-De3ccnded Monarch, King of Kings, nnd Possessor of Boundlcs3 Dominions and Supremo Wisdom." For obvious reasons tho modest Thebaw had no visiting cards. The Amir of Afghanistan calls hlmsolf "Tho Light of Union and Religion." Tho Emperor of Austria Is "His Apos tolic Majesty"; tho King of Spain, "His Most Catholic Majesty," and the Bourbon kings of Franco wero "Most Christian Majesties" at least in title, thtough they wero sometimes qulto the other way in reality. But King Ed wnnl need not take a back scat when It comes to religious titles, for is not that pious man "Defender of the Faith"? Tho King of Portugal Is also possessed of a religious titlo, being "His Very Faithful Majesty." King Oscar of Sweden calls hlmsolf "King of tho Goths and tho Wends," and the German "War Lord" calls hlmsolf "Duko of, tho Wends." Tho King of Denmark, liko his royal cousin of Swe den, calls himself "King of the Goths and the Wends." This la very confus ing to nn amateur in the king business and their majesties of Denmark and Sweden ought to toss up to see who keeps the title. It must make the Sul tan of Turkey smllo to seo how many monarchs, reigning and dethroned, call themselves "King of Jerusalom." This tltlo 1b borne by the King of Spain nnd the Emperor of Austria, by the Bour bon claimant of the throne of "Naples and the two Sicilies," ns well as by Don Carlos, the claimant of the Span ish throne. Tho Sultan calls himself "Servant of Jerusalem," which Is moro modest, and as ho has tho city the other follows can qunrrcl over who is "king" thereof. Tho King of Portugal has a set of titles for "private circula tion," as It were, In which ho espe cially delights, calling himself, when ho feels particularly "cocky," "King of the African Sea, Lord of Guinea and of tho navigation and commerce of Ethopla. Arabia, Persia and India." Littlo King Alphonso of Spain, not to be outdone by his neighbor, calls hlm solf "King of tho East and West In dies, of India nnd tho Ocean Conti nents." Tho President of tho United States came very near having a title. When they were fixing up tho Consti tution it was proposed to Insert the clause, "The President shall bo called His Excellency." Benjamin Franklin offered an amendment, which read, "And tho Vlco President Bhnll bo called His Most Superfluous Highness." In tho latter which followed the title clause was lost. I'Ir In Trees Ilruuchcs. In many of tho westorn and midland counties of England tho nineteenth century closed with the most terrible floods within living memory. Happily fow lives wero lost, but hundreds of folk mostly poor were washed out of hearth and home. Farmers, small and great, lost cuttle, sheep and poultry, nnd immense damage was dono to all kinds of property. Ono comic incident wan remarked at Alcester, In Worces tershire. When tho water fell tho rec tor took his walks abroad to seo what loss ho had suffered. As ho passed through an orchard ho was greeted with tho piercing squeals of a por plexod pig, which had got .mixed up in the boughs of a damson tree. Prob ably it had been borne Into the branches by tho rising flood. When tho waters went down It was left high, and possibly dry, but terrified out of Its wits. Electricity on Canals. A canal boat offers a very .alow If steady modo of conveying goods from placo to place, but electricity 1b waking up even the sleepy canal and tho Ill used tow-horse may soon pass to a sphere where his woes will bo un known. In France a system of electri cal hauling has boen successfully adopted for canals. The current la con veyed by wires to a trolley which runs on rails along the banks, On an Eng lish stream, the Rlvor Lea, whero Izaak Walton used to fish, this Bcheme is to be tried experimentally, and It Is said that a speed of four miles an hour Is capable of being obtained, while tbe expenso Is under that of horso trac tion. A system of propellers for barges has also been Invented. Chicago News. REMEDY FOR FAT AND LEAN. A Philadelphia Doctor Gives Same Pre scription for Opposite Effects. Tho pretty Btenographor had nevor worked for a physician before, and henco, when on this first morning, of flco houra began, she settled back In her chair to llston with as much in terest as though she were at a matinee. Tho first patient was a young man whoso padded coat would not conceal) tho narrowness of his shoulders and the weakness of his chest. Ho wan a' vory puny young man, Indeed, "Doc tor," he said, "I want to got fat. I. want to resomble a man rather than m lead pencil. I want to wear a bathing suit without shame." Tho physician auBwcred: "Rlso at 7 o'clock and exer cise an hour with chest weights and Indian clubs. Then take a cold bath and breakfast without coffee or tea. During the day contrive, somehow, to got a two hours' walk, and sleep at least nine hours a night. Don't smoke, If you follow theso directions you'll1 gain ten pounds In a month." After tho thin young man had gone a fat young woman entered. "Doctor," aho said, "make mo thin. Tako off most of this too solid flesh. Let me wear a straight front like other girls." Tho doctor prescribed: "Rlso at 7 o'clock and oxcrclse an hour. Then take a cold bath and for breakfast have no coffee or sweets. Get a two hours' walk during tho dny, and sleep at least nine hours every night. You'll lose ten pounds a month If you obey me." Tho patient left, and the stenographer asked tho doctor how It was ho pre scribed for leanness and for fatness tho samo thing. "Because,' he said, "that thing Is exercise nnd cxorclso makes you right. It makes you, if you am too thin, stouter, nnd, If you are too stout, thinner. It la the only remedy I havo confidence In." Philadelphia Record. OUR INCREASING OIL TRADE. American Petroleum HutHr Than Itus Inn Winning; Out In Japan. r Petroleum oil, with shipments of moro than 170,000,000 worth In tho year ending July 1, ranks after coreals, cot ton, provisions, steel and Iron as nn Item of Americnn export to foreign countries. Of tho ?70,000,000 worth of ,' American petroleum shipped last year exports amounting to ?5,000,000 wero sent to Japan, a larger amount than was shipped to any country except England, Germany and Belgium. Rus sia was our chief competitor, but American petroleum is of better qual ity than the Russian, 100 gallons of crudo Russian oil averaging 38 gallons1 of refined oil, whereas 100 gallons of American petroleum produce 75, nearly twico as much, and the competition be tween the United States and Russia In petroleum In tho Japaneso market haa so far boon favorablo to American shippers. American petroleum brings l higher prices in Japan than does Rus sian and nccordtng to a recent report of the American Consul at Relchenbcrg, the prlco of Russian petroleum is de clining. With the growth of tho for eign market for petroleum, there is a largo increase, for now commercial uses, of tho expanding supply. So, as the output of American petroleum in creases by tho discovery of new wells, tho demand for Its use seems to In crease correspondingly. New York Sun. Why Some Women tlo to Europe. A half dozen women wero seated In their steamer chairs, well wrapped in cloaks and rugs, on tho deck of ono of tho great ocean liners. As tho long afternoon crept by they exchanged dis jointed confidences as to their plans for the Bummer in Europe. "It Is my first visit," said a middle-aged, bright eyed woman. "I have to make real a thousand people who havo always been dreams to me, from Charlemagno to Queen Victoria. I am going to stand in tho houses whore Scott and Keats nnd Lamb and Thackeray lived. I am going Into Savonarola's cell and Dante's garret and, tho hut which JfJ Francis of Asslsl thought God had set """ asldo for him at the beginning of tho world." "Dear mo!" said a young woman near by. "I am going over to get some new Ideas for posters. That Is my branch of art, and Paris Is tho place to study It." Two women at tho end of tho lino of recumbent ilgures wero also discussing tnelr plans. "My sister and I," said one, "hope to spend tho summer in tho great cathedral towns. An hour alone, in York or Can terbury Is more helpful to me than any formal Bervlce." "I never took any in terest in architecture," said hor neigh- . bor, a pretty, young glrl."Mamma and JL-"' I run over to Paris every year to ar- ' rango our wardrobes for the next sea son. You really cannot trust any of the dressmakors with orders. I always superintend my own gowns and hats. Notre Dame?- No, I don't care for It, Gloomy old place! I did tho churchoa and galleries when I was a schoolgirl. I've dono with them now." Youth'3 Companion. The Museum's Rich Endowment. It Is now estimated that the Metro politan Museum of Art In New York JSiy will got about 16,000,000 from the es-J. tato of Jasoti S. Rogers of Paterson, N. J., tho odd old fellow who used to talk with Dl Cesnola by tho hour about the finances of tho museum, but never in twenty years asked a question about w tho contents of It. Obliging. Old LaAy: "Dear! dear; I don't Uko to see s, UUlo boy smoking a cigarette." Tho boy; "Don't y ma'am? Well, If y'U com 'round this way at tho sama tlmo t'fttorrow I'll try f be sraokln' a cigar or a pipe." Philadelphia Bui-letln, ) .& C i w -? m i nMi )iiisHiiiiwnnmniwiiMni'iinitgs l1WafllIMI)rMllWWbwitMi!iiMSj "J1'11'