L ? I w, IB i V t f 4? I P l;i a UW I HOW UNCLE SAM'S "BOYS KIDNAPPED THE MEXICAN ARMY H KVF.Il urn the ltlo (ItnndeY A few. I've seen It pretty mtiL'li from UrownsvHIc to tlio Col orado lino, lint I'm not hankering to see it any norn-nt least not where It milks the end of Undo Hnm'n land. "Yet thero was u time when tho ltlo Grnnde was tho prettiest xtrt-mil I over aw. And tho placet v. hero I Raw It last nml welcomed It an I never before did a river, wan Ihe plaeo where It'rt at Itti worst, where It's lu;it-lr' ten months In tho year, and Hooding the country tho other two. "It wan whllo I wan running an englno on tho Mexican Control. That'll not a hud Job now, and It wns better then. You net your puy In gold, and you pay your living In sliver, nml if ever a mun ran novo money that In Ills chance. Thai's what took me there, mid Ihe mime thing tempted thd rent' of Urn boyn, for, with tho exception of tho br.tkemen, nil tho tnilii crown wero American ham. Tho Mexican Is good In many iinya, but ho Isn't up to running 1111 engine or punch ing tickets. "It whs a good Job, nil right, but It had IH drawbacks. One of these was the trick tho Mexican government has of locking up tho American pjit of tho train crew whcitcicr them U mi accident. If thry locked them up when they u ro to blnmc, It wouldn't be so bad; but down thero they lock you up and then forgot about you, lu the course of a year or two they may remembor you, mid when they have nut Hlled themselves that tho accident was on accident, nnd not a placo of cold blooded deviltry on your part, they let ion go. Hut they don't apologize, and you don't get pay for lost lime. Ho an eriRlneer's Job Isn't pure Joy down In Ulax-laud. "I didn't know uboul lhes drawbacks when I took tho Job. Uut or.ee I had It, I v.uan't going to bnck out, and brsldca, 1 figured on not having any accidents. For a year It was all right. Then It hud to 1 1 mn. I wns riintiluy on the uoith di vision of tho road, from Mouteeiima to Pas) del Norte I I'm Juure now, Charley llnliiniuu was my conductor nnd mil Klklns wan firing. We had miido the run to OJo Calient and were Just pulling out, when Ilnbliuor Jerked the air-brake llko mad. I knew wnniethlug was up, but 1 i'uld..'t see f I oiu my side of th rab. I waati waiting to look, IIioukIi. and tho way. I handled the old machine to brlr,7 her to a atop was shameful. Just Hi I nucMnJed, Klklns culled out from the footboird. where he had awung him ulf: " 'Too late, Dick. We've done It. "I kiiaw what that meant. My llrat Idea was to Jump and run. Uut where could I run to? Wo wero a hundred mllea from tho border, nnd I knew there was no chance. There wasn't time to think twice. In half a Jiffy a nwirm of police nnd col Horn, who aro always about tho ktatlor.K, ro lu tha cab and nit over tho tender. Thv had Klklm nnd mo on tho platfjim lu a tuluiire and looked ni llipugh llvy wrro aroint: to rtioot' us at once. Then another company or two of soldier cinw up with Ilohluron. Mo tuld mo how It was. A Mexican full of tequila had mado a run for the train uh we pulled out. I li tiled to Jump on the step, but Ida Ik tingled up, mid he went under th wheals btforo Itublnton could get to him. "Wfi xp.-tcd to be lugged orf to Jail, but n thing anted us for the time. Thero u.i.t, t a rnm, Ojo Cullenle who could tako tho train down. k tlio cap tain commanding the Holders didn't Know what to do. Dually. t Itoblnson'M aim Ktlon. hn telegraphed for authority to let us finish our run tindir a guurj 'of mm. 'I hut aevnitd the, only way out of II, and after the wire weie kept busy for half an hour, the order tamo for us to go ahead. Six uoldk-ra climbed Into tho cab, and a.it. some on the tender and aomo on Klkln's seal, with their guns pointed unpleasantly at u.i as wo puld out. A big batch wire scattered through the train to keep watch of Kobhuou. "I don't think the follows In the cab ,n. Joyed their ride much, but I know Klklivi mid 1, enjjyed It still less, instead of go Ing homo at Hi end of the run. 'wo were going to Jlill; nnd from what 1 knew 'of Mexican jalla there would be no Joke about It. especially whon It might be year b... fore wa got a trial. "It was a forty-minute run to Hun .lose, tlm next station, nnd In ihosi forty ml. Lies Bikini and I did some till tnlukltig. " 'It's pretty tough to lake tlm machine so cIojj to tho river and not bo ublo to pet across,' yelled Hill, ni lie took a i eat from shoveling coal. T.i in.il.ij a m-. for '.t If llu re wi u chauc--. in; thee ii no ahow. with these cuu.'j v,utchi:i: like they arc' "I lentw Cure was no show; once wo had stopped in Paso d.l Norte, llut. some how. ltllt'H words put un UU into my head. When wn got to Sail Jose I climbed down and made a blult at looking over the engine. The atatlon agent was an Ameri can, aa tnty were, then, all aloiu tho line. hlle l wa-i pretciidlu-: U bik at tho whoelj and to teat things ueneruliv. 1 slgnaletl o him and Itoblnsou to come up. Whin they came, you would have thought they were leading a revb w of tho wliolo M.I.mii army, there were so many l'gy-brecclicd soldlma tagging along. Tlseni was one good thing for us about those soldiers, though, and that was that thny didn't save Hugllsh. Htlll I wasn't taking any chances, and I kept on with my bluff of looking over tue ei glne, until ItgMuaon t-nd the iinont wondered whut I wanted. " 'Something wrong with the old girl to night,' I said dually, pointing in :tt the trucks. "Lie agent bent down to look, but Hob ' Inson understood that something was up. " 'What aro you driving at' he askod. " 'Why, thsiaiMGmeihlnE wroiuj.' I said again. 'Sits don't wont the way she usual ly does, I hod a hard tlm making her kIow down for tho station. Beoms to nit as If she wants to run away.' "Robinson and the 'Agent looked at me, and I could sen that they wero beginning to understand. '"What Is It; throttle or brakes,' asked th Mrnt. "Well. It'g kind of a combination of both,' I Mid, 'It's hard to put on brakns, and whsn they am on, the shoes don't Mm to bit right, ,And the shut-off Is working harder than sin. IVi almost afraid shs'll run uway, I never had an arla do It with me. but I'm feeling. nomrhqw, ns If this one would. It would not matter much, If tho switches wero right.' "I looked at tho agent, and I saw that liu know what I was dilvlug al. " 'Alight bo a good thing for somo people If she did run away,' said Iloblmoti. "'ies,' answered the ugent, 'and th twitched will be light. They're all t'nlted Htuten up the lino ain't tluy7" " 'Kvery bleated one,' I said. " 'Then I'd bet on the swltthes,' he on fleered. "He dliln't waste any more tlm talkln?. but went Into his den mid commenced woikli.g tho telegraph key. 1 b.iw him at It mi we pulled out. "Uetween Han Jose and l'nso del Norte thuro was only one atop, and that vran at Haniulyiioo, thirty mllei from the river. Wo were l.ilu bccuisa of the accident, nnd 1 was pimhlnc her along to pick up om of tho loat time. The soldiers had got a little morn used to tho motion of the engine, nnd though they didn't like t they weren't looking no scared when we struck a curve. I felt better, too, because there wni less danger of their gi.ns going orr ny accident. "I kept up my bluff that thero wns Komethlng wrong with the engine, and not ono of the iioldlern to ttlii me with somo bogus ropalis. I till had heard what I aald at Him Jom-, aul In- mi. When wo got near Hnmalyuca I uud believe that I couldn't shut off tam. I pulled at tho throttle, but didn't nler.se the spring catch and so, of coure, It wouldn't budge. Then I called to n couple of aoldlers, nnd they came and pulled, too, bit It didn't do any good. Klnnlly I shit cir steam ami. brought her up, but we ha I run by the station and had to back In. "'Did ahe run away with jou?' asked tlio atatlon agent, as I climbed out or the cab "He wus a bright ycunit fellow, and there wua a look In Ills eyra that sho.Ved in; he knew what was up, "'Bin- pretty neaily did.' I amworj.t. 'I m afiald alio will, next lime.' " 'She won't hit anything It ahe does,' he replied. 'I caught a message to Hsu Joso that nald tho track was clear.' "'Thm I'm pretty sure the old gin will get fractious when she gets near the river,' I xald. 'Hue's United States make, and ihe aeems to want to go to her old Htable.' "Itoblnsou rime up and we talked, aul he and KlkliiH grinned at each other. " Tv llxed the air-brake,' he. sal I. The si.ldliTH oau pull at It all day with out maklog It work.' '"Good boy.' I answered. 'If she dun't run clear home It will be became alio hlta something that stops her,' "It It ttilrty miles from Hamalyuca to 1'ubo del Norte, and fiom the utatlon the re It's another mlln to the station tn Kl Paso, tud halt, way between the two hUUgum In that make-believe river, the ltlo (Iraud.N "Tho running cud allows an hour s.-id twenty inlnutcn to Paso del Norte, but wo were behind time, and I slammed her alriig. 1 was getting nntlo.n ns the time came Tor putting tho scheme through. I bfgati wondering what Ui .mldlers would do whn th.-y found nut whit wai up; whither they would let us run nway with them, or whether they would get oxcltod nnd shoot. Hut I decided to lake- tlie chance, aryhow, and. to Jup them occupied, 1 v.cnt at the old bluff of Cell lug them to help me, with the engine. Hill Joined In this game, and hooked tho tin ral;o Into a ilng nt the back of iho tinder, and got three of the soldleri to pull on tho rake, i pretty nearly laugnel when I saw what they weie doing. It Hcimcd as though o llvo-yenr-ohl kid would have known bolter. Hut tho Mo.il (Mini teok It all seriously, and Ulll an I I kPt them huw. "They woi. ho occupied with their monkey work that they didn't notice how cloao w were to Paso dd Norte. I did, though, and I looked ahead mighty sharp to se that the track was dear. I wan sure that It would be. as far as the station. What worried ma wax whether It would be from the station to the t'nlted mates. "Just before you get to the depot there Is a curve lu the Hack. Aa we struck that I let tho old girl out a bit. The two soldiers that wero helping nic had their heads below the cab window, and the three who were pulling at Hlkln.V lira rako bad their baika unt and couldn't seo whole wo were. Hut tho ollwr fellow, who was sitting nt Klklns' aeat. caught night of the station ns It Hoein'd to Jump out of the ground. He Htve a yell lIUo a frightened coyote und leaped at me. l ,Uii bold of the throttle and milled her open another notch. Then I pietended to be trying to aliul her off. but wltli the name trouble I b.id at Hamulyuca. railed to the soldiers to help me, and they tug ged hi they bad done before. This lime they couldn't do anything, for 1 had Jammed n cold chisel at the bottom of the lnver so that an elephant couldn't h-ivo moved II. "Hut the aoldlerj thought I was In earnest lu trjl.ig to stop, and did their bent to hp, I'iklna' men pulled at the lire raka until tho sweat run down their facts, and tnlns wotked as iliov ...... had bffore. "It won all over In less time thai, i could tell II. We were going a good forty. IU miles an hour, and lu a kerond we were past the alallon. The nervous per splratlou wai running down my face as I penred ahead, it was dark, and all the lights I could see showed white. Hut how would It be In the yards on the other side of the river?" "Then another fear came to m, Sup pose w should hit a street car or a carriage, as we raced through the town! Tha law required us almost to creep from Paao del Notto to Kl I'asoj If theie should be an accident, now. I should be a muc dewr. What was a short period of un just conlluement to taking such a chauco of kllllug Innocent penpls? "In a second I kicked out the chls which blocked the lever, and grabbed tho throttle. As 1 did so tho engine gave a lurch, and then came tho rumble which told mo we were on th trestle which led to the bridge and to tho United States. We were saved lu spite of our elves, "Th rest Is simple. When ws pulled Into Kl Paso there was t crowd ot two hundred railroad mn there to meet u. The officer commanding the troops storm ed and awore. but he could do nothing else. He would havu liked to take its back by force, but was Kiwerles, for tho railroad men wero armed. He ap pealed to tho police, but again could do nothing, for the extradition laws contain nothing to corr the kidnapping of the Moslem army. "Whllo the ofllcer raged, lloblnson, Kl klns and I wern taken In ehnrgi by the railroad men. They took us lu the city nnd kept us safe until the train for the North pulled out. We went with It and have never been buck. Hut wc aro still on the blacklist of the Mexican government, ami tjint's why I don't care to sco the nio Grande n gain." Frederic r. Thompson, In I.ns Angeles Times. Ht.MAMTV i:MI.KNT IIOMAI. A national organization has no reason for existence beyond the strvlce It renders tho citizens nnd tho rest of the world. The only nacietl thing In social Interaction Is tho well-being of living man nil tt Is Instrumental. And whatever Interferes therewith may rightly bo set aside In the Intel em of humanity nnd In the name of humanity's eminent domain. In any Interference, then, with a lower race by n higher, or tilth a weak and worthless government by a strong and 'flic I out one, tho only thlnir of Inalienable sacroducss la (ho well-being of all con cerned. They ure not to be plundered or opprc4aed; but their tribal or government al older may be dealt with in any way necessary to secuie the progress of hu manity. A multitude of governments lu Asia nnd Africa might be broken up and annihilated to the great advantage of their subjects nnd of the test of the world. If an Individual had a world to him self he might claim a right to be 1st alone. Similarly with u national group. Hut ns the Individual cannot live to him self In the community, so utso lit na tional group cannot live to ItMlf In the world. The world neighborhood Is grow ing smaller eviry .lear; and the law for the abatement of nuisances which ob tains among individuals must sooner or later be extended to community groupi. The time Ii fnst coming when any tribe or n.i lion which mnlntnlns or becomes a nuisance In the world neighborhood will bo forcibly abated In the name of nil inanity's emlurnt domain. Furthermore, and for the same reason. the lower forms of human society will have to glie place to the hUher and more fnclnt. The op imrtiinltles ot the eailh are for those who will best use them lu the unfolding of Hie best and most efficient typo of humanity. Whatever types or peoples stand In the way of ibis use of the earth will finally be ael aside. They must be trauafouueii or perish. This Is simply the survival of the (litest lu tho human realm, tho transference of tho piiiiclple of eminent domain from hull dlduals to peoples, or from governments to humanity. We think that no one cognisant of the trend and driving forces of history will iiueslloii that this Is tho result towaid which wc aio muvlug. And it is not to bo regretted. It ini.ins that the power at work on hlatory Ii bent on eliminating tho unlit and tncffecllve. To him that hath shall bo given, but from him that hath not shall be taken away that which he hath. The only thing to be tegrettet) la that onlng to the crude and uuJevel oped moial nature vcn of the highest races this work will often mid largely be done In hard mid wicked ways and un der the Inlluciii'o of Heltlshness, greed, ra cial antipathies, ami the native pugnacity of man. Hut fiom whatever motives, the work Mill be done, und should be done. Tor liifcluucr, our deallugi with the In dians may have Invoked a full "century ot dishonor." but oven If the acttlera nnd their ilcHcendanta had Ik en saints, they should have taken posseaalou of tho continent In the name of humanity It self. A handful of savages could have no right tn hold a continent for savagery; und they were lightly compelled to yield It to civilization. Tho work might have been done In biltir and more honorable v.'ajs, but the woik hud to be done. Which reilectlous admit of extended ap plication. Independent. nil mb Fuel.. The ctenstou of the oil fleldx lu tho United Klates promises to lead to mote extensive e.perltuents In the use of oil foi fin. I. It In used now for fuel lu Uiih sia to mi extent unknown lu the United Stales, and Ha use In that country for s.irh purposes Is being rapidly extended. Oh la found at existing prices much cheaper fuel In Pennsylvania than roal. Ihe larger vessels plying on the southern re;. dies of the Volga have dls raided all other fuel for oil ostatkl, or residue, aa It is called. These steameis of the Kastern and other large com pi.ules on the Caspian sea, although constructed with ordinary coal-burning fliruacis, have had them adapted to tits use of oil. The London "Times'1 says that oil as furl has become a matter of course with Caspian and Volga ship owners, and that exhaustive experiment!! made by the Husstau Steam Navigation company have been the most gratifying results. Cost for coat, the experiments hain loiiLlitslvely demonstrated the ad vantage of oil fuel over coal, the cost of oil per mile tunning at only one. third that of coal. In the -matter of claanll nen, which means Increased comfort, there was a great advantage In favor of oil. The engineers reported that In the use of oil there was Increaaed facil ity obtainable In the regulation of the heat over the whole heating in 'face, comparative vase of manipulation ot the fuel Itself under steam prtsture and a tuning of labor and waste In the stoke hold. The Itusslau government Is now experimenting with oil on some of Us war easels. K-cperlment with all as fuel la be ing made lu Texas. A large pliuler In Colorado county Is putting up a mill with a capacity of burning 1,000 barrels ot oil a day. lie says that It la oue lhlrd cheaper than roal, Hawaiian planters are conducting an Inquiry into the nutter. The Market Htieet Hallway company ot Sun Fi and sco, which con trols the trolley lines lu tlwl city, Is preparing to use oil instead of roal at Uh works. If the use or oil as fuel be comee In nny sense general It may have an luflueuco on the price of coal, iTnlvh would by no moans be a calamity. Cheaper fuel would be a great ndvatt tago to manufuctvreiH nnd to the public lu general, provided It did not result In a reduction of thv wages of the coal miners. Uut the use ot oil as fuel would not cause a reduction of wjk. and If cheaper than coal It would b a great public bencllt.-l'hlUdelpnU Piess. Tiutli In the conformity ot expression to thought. The expression or truth la simplicity. Seneca. Jhe trustiness He was down In the books as Jnnttor of the Maynard building. In reality he wa Pro. Morton's trusty. To be sure, be dUclurged tho functions of carclaktr In a most exemplary manner, but whenever he sought the ptofessor's laboratory on tho top floor of .Maynard. his whr.le bear ing changed, Ilo beenmo another being, whoso sole nlm was to servo the Idol ot his eye. If Morton said. "Aurilltu, do this," or "Aurellus, kindly get ni that," away went Ann litis na If his life depend ed upon it. As Janitor, UN manner Hcemul lo say, "It's tremendously boring, but one must make his a.llt." As Morton's trusty there was that about the mnn'a appear anco which syld. "it dooin't matter It I don't get tt tent for this, it la my forte." ' Ha w.t3 mlddb-agrd, sloop-shouldered nnd n trllle bow-legged. Ills head was crowned with a shock of rid hair, Btrnnge ly coutraitlnj; with the w.imiy bl.io of his eyes. Hli name Iickhii brniely with Marcus Aurelliin, and iiided lather lim ply In McfJonlgle. To Morton, the ''lf-.tppolntmcnt of Marcus Aurollua im his truity wui lit no wise displeasing. He scarcely know when It began. Indeed, It Imd bei u ad gradual a development Unit It was Impossible to tell where the obliging Janitor ceased and the willing trusty commenced. "None of your" assistants with degrees for inc." Morton was wont to n.iy. "dive me Aurellus. He doesn't nsk uneMtlniis. or make suggeallous, or gossip all over the campus lie la worth ten ordinary men, and he uhall draw a salary from the corporation for It vet Mark my words." It was this Implicit obcdletico and his habit of being close-mouthed that made Aurellus valuable. When ono Is conduct ing some dtllcale experiment, the results of which are to send n ntlr through the scientific world, he Is loth to have the news of It nbroed until the aald icsulla have been obtained. Moreover, a man who will do Just as you say has hli rrerlls, for It often requires nerve to stir certain tiltioarn compounds which aro In the process of formulation, and Marcus Aurellus would havj blown himself to atoms had Morton but given the word. "And aie ye sayln' I 'd a gone through Ihe roof If the tlmpernture 'd gone live lie grays higher?" sild Aurellus one after noon. "Glory be. It 's inrsllf thut train rotlilu' be token of knoivln' nothln'." It haprened that Motion was young enough and Imaginative enough to venture Into flilda nt which older and harder beads scoffed, and In coliseum nee ot thla he had several times sent a stir ihro'igh the scientific world. Hut he at las'. Ic came engrossed hi a problem which dwarf-d all Hie others. It he wero sue ci refill, he would rank uiuoug the great est sclsntisth of the age. and tho eyes of the civilised world would bo turnod lo Harnard college, at which ho held a pro fessorship. Morton had hinted as much to President Newman, und the proaldent, who believed In young men, nnd had everj faith lu Morton, had nttrclufcid a new coat and a silk hat. When the iyes of tho world sought Manurd college they must not find the head ot the cnrpurallon until ing. So through the bl.ak days of late winter and the pleasant days of eaily spring, Prof. Morton and Marcus Aurrllus Jlc (ionlgle stayed much In the little labora tory at the top of Maynard, whero there were many fiieer-.sliaped reloits and lu numerable flask nnd tubes, where bright colored liquids boiled and bubbled, and strange smells pervaded the place. "lt'a fame v'll be hailn' this lime, sure," Aurellus often reiterated. "I'm shmellln' ill lu the nlr." Whereat Morton would laugh and tell his trusty that If such weie the case, the corporation should appoint him asilatant and give him a snug salary. One morning In April Morion was culled to New York. This v. mild necessitate his absence over night. At 10;:w lie came Into Maynard nnd lu the- lower hall encoun tered McOnnlgle. who being newly come from the boilers, was covered with ashes. "I'm goliw to New Vork to-day. Aure llus," said he, "and I'll have to leave things to you. The big retort Is the only thing that will need attention. I'll have a look at It before I Icuio and put a note on the desk telling you what to do. Oh. by the way, the formulas of last week are In tho desk, and I.andets will come round to take them to the cafe deposit vaults. I'll feel better If they are there, you know, 1'nlock the laboratory for him when he comes. Till you or, no I'll lit him have my keys. Rood by, Aurellus." "I'll be doln' Just as you say In the note, or," said Aurellus. "I haven't a doubt of that." said Mor ton. "Heller go up about five." All right, sor," said Aurellus, and went luck to tlio boilers. It was precisely 5 o'clock when, with a feeling of nervousness, yet not without a certain sense of responsibility, he un locked the, door of the laboratory. Ik went over to the desk by the window. The note was not there. He rummaRed about among a few loose papers -no note; nor was II in the waste basket. With perspiration starting from his fore head he searched high and low. Still tho rote did not appear. He went over to lie big retort. An alcohol flame in a guard burned beneath it, and within he could hear the liquid boiling merrily, and the steady drlp-drlp as the drops fell Into the flask from the condenser. Kor one awful moment tho world seemed to stop. The next, Aurellus hud locked tile door, and was speeding across the campus to the president's house. "I'm wautln' to see Prlsldlnt Newman." be said to the servant who opened the door. "He's In his sludy. but" she began. Aurellus flew up the stairs and buret unceremoniously Into the sludy. "Mr. McUonlgle," began the president lu mild surprise. "Bure," gasped Aurellus, "he's gone Prltlssor Morton', and he said he'd be Uvln' me a note telllu' me what to do with the the luplrlment, and he hasn't." "Indeed," said the president with a per plexed frown. "No, ha old tint," resumed Aurellus. "Did he tell ycrsllt about tit?" "Not a word," said the president, while tee frown deepened. Ho knew the trust Morton placed In McClonlgle, and he be gan to be alarmed. If through this mis chance the experiment failed, the eyes or the civilised world would not be turned to Barnard college, "O hlvlnai-hlvlns-" walled Aurellus, "what's to be done?" Then he took a udden stride which brought him close to the president's desk. "It's. Landers!" he said. "He took the of ItlcCfonigle papers lo the vaults. He took that, too the eejlot!" "We must Interilew Landers," sold tho president, and ho rang the telephone. "Hoil be hero lu n few moments," said he, nfter a row words Into the 'phone. "Let us not be unduly alarmed, Mr. Mc Uonlgle." "AlarnuilV" sld Aurellus, "alarmed, Is tit? It's ruined we are! Ilesldes," ho went on, forgetting momentarily that ho was In the august presence of the head of tho corporation, "tho darm thing may bust nnd blow old Maynard lo hindcrn. It's himslir nays tn me wan day when wo wns maklu' the funny graue stuff, 'Cray litis,' says he, if Ihe ilmpraturo'd gone up live tb-grays, we'd a had an Ixptoshuu that 'lid a ratlled the hinges o' ' ex cuse he. hoi. Thltn want his exact words, but It's what he meant be me way o' tlilnkln'." A moment latci Landers nrrlved. "Did ou lake ! if. Muitou's popem lo the safu deposit wiulls?'! asked Ihe presl drnt. "I did." said he. "And what Kind were they?" put In Atirellu.s. "A bundle of foolscap and an envelope and-' "Thiifa the wan," Mild Aurellus. "H.iv lu' your prlMnc. sor, wo must Kel them." "ihe vaults are piobnbly closed," said the president. "Vi can li y," said Aurellus. "mid there Is our chance," he added, for glancing through Ihe wlndcw he saw a. cab creep ing past. Ho It happened that a red head was thrust from a window of the president's study and a hoarse olro yelled across the campus: "III, there! Jimmy Jimmy Doolln," nnd ns the cabman turned lu his seat, "drive yer hearse and that bag o' bones yo'vo hitched to ut to the door, quick, d'ye bear?" Th president and Auirllua entered the "hearse," nnd the "bog o' bones" was whipped Into n movement akin lo a sham bin and a lurch, while Aurelliin yelled thiough the door: "Drive to the 'Colo nial Trust.' Jimmy Doollu, as fast as the Lordil let ye." Tho Journey dov.n town was fraught with ionsMr.ible tcuMon. President New linn sat buck on tnc frayed cushion with an air of forced cal-n. Aurellus fidgeted uboul mid every few minutes stuck his head out of the windows, and with nltor natc threats ni cajoling exhorted Jim my Doolln "to Ret some spade into the baste." Whn they reached the building of the f'olonl.il Tiual and Safe IH posit company Aurellus spiaug fiom thu cab and dashed up the steps. "It a locked," the president hoard his deapjliiug tones. "We must find some of the directors," said the latter. "Th re's Mason at lit tnc ace 17 Grcn wnld live line." "Sliinteen Orenwald avenue," Aurellua yelled to the eabiiMn ns be came down tho ateps, "and may yet rot lu purgatory it ye don't git a move on." They found Mason nt home, nnd the president entered the house with Aurellus follow line closely. In na few words as po,slble the pualdent Hinted tho object of their call. "I fenr that Ik no chance nt gottlns It." said Mason. "Tho vaults are closed, and I (sides thero Is a time-lock on overv tine. Tho locks are set for S:'M to-morrow morning." "We mtiHt obtain It somehow." .snld tho r.rcMdint. "A great deal depends upon that paper." "And old Mnynmd aven now mnybe go- in iiivmwnritK a thousand bilcks a min ute." groaned MtUonlgle. "The only chance would be to blow that tirr of vaults," said Mason with an air of tlnullty. "Illow Vm, thin." raid Aurellcs. ".Mr. MrGonigle secma to have solved the question," wild the prehldent. "Hut It can't be done on my uuthnrlty." -Mason argued, "and 't would be a tromen i.otia expense." "It Is pat n question of expense, now." said tin, president with dignity. "The cor poration Mill settle your demands what eier they may be." "The directors and i fflclals would hnvo to bo cniisultt.il," Raid Mason. "Telephone them," said the president. "We must have that paper at any coat." Thus It enme about that six olllclnla or the Colonial Trust and Safo Deposit com pany convened at the Colonial Trust building, and tbet with them camp, two tafe expirta, the president of liurnard college nd Marcus Aurcllim MoGonlfjie. At "Sin that evening there was a dull boom lu the vauliroom, ami shoitly after wards the bolts of No. 7 wore shot. A handful of papers were taken out, -ind as they came to light, the watery blue nye of A -in Una Ml o-i mi oblong envilope. "Thnt'a tho wan," lis yelled and Miatchrd It from Muaon'a hand. Across the face wa.i the single wotd "Aurellus." Willi trembling hands he silt the en velope, nhlle Pre-Jdent Ncwnun and tho officials crowded close about him. And this Is what they read In Ihe dim light of the vaultroom: "Kverythlng o. IC.. Auielius. Jnm let It alone." "Humph!" Mason grunted. "flood Lord!" tald President Newman. "The devil!" exclaimed Marcus Aurellus Mcnonlgle.-Aithur K. F. Smith. In Hus ton Tianrcrlpt, Xw Bntldluim Surprised Mini. U S. Fuller of llouton, a relative ot the lute George A. Kullor, head of tpi linn or buildeia of the same nuinti, gala recently thai the erection of atjel flame akyscrapeta In this tity la away lu tho lead or building In Chicago, Mr, Fuller Is now staying at tho Waldorf. He formerly lived in Chicago. "Tho cope of this kind or work hem la mar. veloim," he continued. "vVhole block are bclnjr torn down to make way for n-.oie modern cunsli notions. Then, too, I lmve ceen gangs, or men pulling down a dozen pilvare house, to make way for one apartment House. Thin appears n common occurrence. Tho city la being transformed. No ono can appreciate the Cuct better than ur outsider who comes here at different Intervals.'' New York Tribune, Purl I tied. Mm. HalteiBon I'm going to meet my husband at 1 o'clock to select some decorations for the drawing room. Mrsj. Olatterson "What do you w.tnt him wltli you for? "Well, In case they don't turn out Irlclit I can say ft Is his fault."-.Lire. Joes Jn looses. arsaBlaWstj A Pietly Way to Strve Cnams and Shtrbett Thity Will Tath Bttttr If Eaten From tht HeartofaFoseThe let and tho Roto Petals Must Match In Color. IIOHTKBS need not wholly de pend on the caterer for at tractive devices In the pre serving of food, especially creams and sherbets. A llttlo Ingenuity and deftness or hand sometimes go a great ways. There la no prettier or more urtlstlc way of serving Ices than In hnme-mndo shells lu tho form of roses American lleautles preferably, although those of different colors are scarcely lesa attractive, and for a largo entertainment lend variety of hue. Tho making of the paper shell Is a very simple mutter. Seleet n thln-cdged drink ing glusa, having an opening about a large as the circle, Fig. 1. Cut out or heavy unruled writing paper n circular piece about half nn Inch larger than the opening lu the glass, and mold the shell oi er the top us shown In Fig. 2. This Is very easily done by having n round piece of thick cardboard the slzc'ot tlm open lug, putting the palm ot the liand over tlio glass and pressing the cardboard down whllo you mold the edges of the paper with your thumb nnd Unger.s. Hy turning the glass with your other hand, backward and forward, you can vry easily press the paper lntc the required iihupe. Let the glass net on the bottom with tho paper shell covering. It, cut a quantity of ioso leaves, llko Fig. a, out of crepi or plain tissue paper of thu desired color, and with a little flour paste and a umall brush touch tho lower edges of tho rose petals and ntlck them on the paper shell, putting the first row around the edge and the second around the bottom of the shell. It Is n good plan lo have several drink ing glassca, and while the puper shell Is drying on one, to mold a new one on an other glass. Hy doing this tho shells re tain their shapo better and you can pro gress more rnpldly with the work. When the petals have dried flufilclently to hold tight lo the paper shell they can be slightly curled by running thorn be tween a knire blade mid your thumb, un til they take on quite a miturul appear twice (Fig. 1) To further carry out the pretty conerlt that one Is eating cream from tho heart of a roie, a spray or natural roso leaves may bo laid on tho plate and tho rose set amidst the leaves, or H these nro not obtainable, artltlcial leaves of green crepe aper may be used with artistic ef fect. If the cream be delicately tluvond with rose, the conceit la all the more realist le. Klther white or pink cream U pretty Ijf white or pink roses, while lemon en am or lemon nnd orange sherbet may bo used with good effect tn yellow rosea. These shells should be lined with cou rt ctlouem oiled paper. Cut out n clr cJlar piece u little larger than that usrd for the shell, mold It also over the drink ing glass, und It will fit veiy neatly with in It. These linings can bo r.i3lly lifted out of tho shells after the cream haa been nerved In them nnd freali llnlni;s put In, so that the rosea can bo tiaed for several occisloiiti. When cream is to be solved lu there shells It should bo made quite hard, and taken out In little pyramids, by using molds audi ns are used by confectioners. If these cannot be hod. two large spoon fuls of cream pressed together will make n very nlcq looking pyramid. lecrt thus eiried becomo u pleasure lr tho eyo an well na to the palate. If. !. Wood. Srcrolnrr l.onie a Freh-.lr 1'lend. Secretary Long has returned in his desk In Washington. The weatlcr has chang ed Klni-o he went away, und he la now able to Indulgo his paaslan for fresh nlr without fear or worrying his visitors. During the winter Mr. Long's love for oxygen was mode manifest In the openlns of all the grtat windows In bis office, and on the coldest days roaring galea swept through without siomhig to Incon venience tho genial little secretary, elnd In a light and airy suit. He sat tn this frigid atmosphere a!l day. Five minutes of It wan usually enough for alt but thu most hnrdy of his visitors, and they re treated with chitttilng teeth nnd bine noses, to let Mr. Long gy oo jrlth (lis work, drinking In huge drafts of winter wind. One partlculirly ccd day som,e ae vii Itora entered Just aa Mr. Long was lein lug for tho day. and caught him nn his way out through his private aecrrliiry' room. This room was aa comfortable as any room could bo on such n day. f"r every window wn3 tightly shut, though tho wind managed to amok lit through tho crucka. It howled against the win dow paneu. and wns nt that moment eluieklng through Sir. Long's owr tin tenanted loom, as It had been all fay. Mr. leyng Hiked far n few minuter .but felt uncomfortable without knowing wh. At laat the reason struok him. Rtepplo to the big window, he pulled It all the way up, and resumed his t-onvi mil lion with calm sothracllon. in sbonl two minutes Ids vlslloro, pulling up thlr to.it collars, hastily excused themselvis.r Ml. Long looked surprised, for he was' Just getting warmed up to ha subject. If prolwbly doea not know ,tu Ihls flay whi ttle conversation terminated so abruptly New Vork Time. Kmn.-itolnio-. There la a new science, whose nine it "kumatology," and whose scope is ih atudy of nit th? waves and wsve-ntiui-tures of the earth. The muh l.l,t, i.Ti which It Is built-Is that from the higher limits or the atmosphere to thw l;!;n r gore or tho earth waves run ihnni&h Hi entire field of geography. Mouptaln'Ml'ji are earth waves-the clouds are tten but the wavca of tho nlr mado vlalblern1 all around and about the earth, wherevir sought, aro to be round other waves, gpverncd by Uwa that are mostly un known, and that awaltmair? 'careful study before their natim? will be r. vealed. A vast, a deep and nn absorb ingly Interesting sclenco la this "kutn.i tology;" yet It Is to a great extent mado up by the observation of tho common place. Opportunity ror studying It al.iund on every hand) a mun', lrtlui-i would bo required to aolve th aeerels of all the wavca that await the H?it of knowledge, Pearson's Magat'ne, wi mi A. Oll II k i m -Tt'. s