The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, February 08, 1901, Image 4
l. M Ui it n 1 '91 I r . THh; CHiKI- il tt'lftflltll 1IT W.li. MoMIMjAN. One four 1100 so Blxtnonth Htnii.ianr.i) kvkiiy riniuv Kalcrcd nt tho pout oBlce t Hod Ciuuil. Not. 4condoltimitll mMtor. ADVKUTISINO 1IATKS: B.ocal ftrirertlslnft 6 cent j.er lino cr Imuo. Local AdvrrtUtng for cnlcrtAliiniatila, ran tcrtn, toclnlK, etc., given T churches, churltnhlo Jocletlc, etc., where nil moneys rnltcil thoro- -Ironmro lined wholly for church or charitable toclotlcn, Grot ten lines frco and all over ten Hue 3)4 cent por lino per lue. Local ndvcrtUlim or eiili'Mlnmciit, concerto, recital", etc., where per cent l given to pro moter, 5 ccntN per lino per Imiiu. lllKri.AT AIIVKIITMINO. Ono column per month ... ....... - in 'Oho half rolnmn per tnontt - -. a Hi Ono-fourtli column cr month................... . I b Uencrnl dlfplay nilverllnliig I SX ccnta per Hitch perlimnc. CoiiRross will probably bo called to moot in extra session immediately after 'tho 4th of March. The nWH from Smith Africa would lend ono lo boliovo that tho Doors lmvo lakon now honrt since tho advent of King Edward. Tho ontlro wheat bolt of tho United IStntea is now covered with snow. Tho f aluo itf tho storm to this particular rop is unostiraablo. m Another apportionment bill was in irodocod this wcok. Tho now bill f uts Wobstor in tho twonty-flrat sons- torlal district and fortieth repreaontn- tiro district. As yot thoro has bcon no notion taken by the date loRiHlnluro in regard to fish and gitim. Tho game bills will arouse a Tory decided ktorost and perhaps a -warm contest when considered. The mportsmon of Nebraska nro miking for -the thorough enforcement of rigid laws peeltyin tlio I inn- for killing game 'Tho farmers of tho stuto, espoclnlly those of thu western portion, aro very favorablu to legislation that will pro tect those bit da from slaughter that ate tho greatest insect enemies, such as -quail and prairie chicken. Thoy would favor a law prohibiting quail nml chicken killing entirely uud this would .not bo favornblo to tho sportsman. Tho peoplo of the state aro Rotting heartily sick of the senatorial scramble -at Lincoln. Tho politicians and caudi- -dates soom to hnro complete control of tho situation, tho candidates seeming to bavo tho legislator so completely nndsr tholr thumbs that thoy daro not make a move contrary to tho plans of tho would bo sunators. These long drawn out lights for tho senatorship aro having much to do with tho grow ing sentiment in favor of electing sen ators by popular vote. Wliero so much timo iscotiBUined in such monkey bus! uoss as is now going on at Lincoln otli ev important business is sadly neglect- -d. Tho republican members nf tho .legislature should get together and sot 4lo tho matter nt onco, and thon got down to business ana bo ready to ad joum with a good record at tho end of tho session. A joint resolution has boon iutro duood in the legislature to amend tho constitution by Increasing tho number -f supremo judges from three to nine, tho court to bo divided into threo do partmonts of threo judges each. Whon judges of ono department shall be "unanimous their decision shall bo tho tloclsion of tho court. If tho judges bo divided on principles of law, tho mat ter shall bo roconsidored by tho four senior judges of tho other departments, two from each, a maj irity of whom nhall piotiouco n decision. Provided, -whenever two judges shall vote to modify or oveirule a former decision the mutttir tiliull tie considered liv the entire court. Constitutional questions li:ill ha considered by the court. A principle of law once established by either dupattment is to he oven tiled or modified only byj n voto of at least iivo judges. No more than six poisons of the samo political party shall bo eli gible at tho samo timo to tho olllco of judgo. - - Tho editor of the Dixon Tribuno slr.os up tho political situation from a pure democratic standpoint as follows. "In general politics wo aro a democrat and know no reason why wo should be any. thing else. Uy the term democrat wu menu n genuine democrat; not u mixed mess of anything and everything tin own together to win. We will no longer train with Mich it gang. When the diMiiiHtrats gi't together (Impi'lc..,., hh it looks under present condition.) and go back to old priuclrles, dropping populism, socialism and till other wild schemes, thu Tribune will be found supporting thu ticket faithfully and conscientiously us it always has dono in the past. Hut if fusion is again agreed on, in national, state or county politics, wu are out of it. Fusion lias bueii found a blight on overv party trying it and in Dixon county it lias dry-iotted both the populists and dem ocrats until now comliined they are in the minority. The time has come when a mil thing, IiiiiViU'hi' iuir.i'UiVn sliunld bo dropped and wu hope lo seo tho democrats of this county either io lieved of tho bliglit of fusion or dtfuit od again and again until thoy aro dually .atlstiud." PICKED UP FRESH llelng religion? and howling religion no two veiy different thing? Don't, expect a ninn to take water when you nsk hi u to h ivo something. If it wasn't foran occasional funetal some men would uovor sen tho inside of n church. A kiss bears tho samo relation to a good bye that a notary's scat docs to n deed, fry it. Most peoplo don't caro whether a photograph resembles thorn or not, just so It is good looking. Fow women nro sntisllod with na ture's handiwork and ns a consequence toilet preparations nro in demand. Women enn't, as n rule, pass a mllll Inery storo without looKlng in, and some men cnti's pass n saloon without stopping in. Kggs nro worth ono dollar npione In Alaska. Here Is a chance for thu Ne braska hen who is not satisfied with this country. A man down in Kansas advertises to trade n guitar for a baby buggy. Ho is evidently going to chnngo from instru. montnl to vocal music. It wns nn nil wiso Providenco that created woman after everything olso bad been finished, otherwise sho would have wanted to boss tho job. Whon a lot of women got together very often the aubjoot of conversation is whether some .other woman knows how her husband is acting. A woman can got somo kind of an Idea how pleasaPt a voico her husband has if sho talks to him over tho tele phoco and disguises her own volco. Men who aro always waiting for something to turn up aro of very little uso in this world. Mon of the get-up-and-got kind aro what tnakos a country prosperous. Only two arrests have been mado hero for violation of tho game laws so far. Ono had heon shooting crapj and tho other had caught a sucker during tho closed season. Wo nro willing to bet nt tho odd of throo to ono thaw tho follow who wroto tho verses about beautiful snow didn't havo any sidownlk in front of his rosl donco to shovel off. A woman might just ns well plant pumpkin; seeds and cxpoct to rnlso watormolons, as to expect to make a lovoablo husband at tho point of a po tato masher, or keeping him at homo nights by tongue lashing him, A man horo who is always ready to snap up a bargain whothor he can use it or not, wns recently Induced, through a smnll want advertisement to send a dollar to a Now York firm for a llro escape. Ho got n blblo by return mail. Thoro is a ninn in Bellvillo who has proposed to a girl onco a wook for tho last two yeare. Ho says ho is going to keep it up until sho says "no" nnd thon bo is going to quit hor. Ho is afraid to quit how for fear of a broach of prom iso suit. Tho heroine in a lovo story asks her lovor to kiss hor with bis oyes. It is a matter of conjecture whothor he had been smoking cigarettoi and drinking beor or whether sho had been eating onions or reading thoso microby kiss stories, that such an unusual pro ceeding should be desirod. Last week a delinquent told us he would pay up this week if he lived. Ho is doad. Another said ho would seo us tomorrow. He's gono blind. Still another said, "I'll pay you this week or go to tho devil." He's gono. Tho rest had hotter tnko warning from these procrastinators and pay up. Mrs. Cnrrin Nation seems to he mak ing a d nation big smash in her part of the country. Auwuy, slut wins moie honor thnii thu hjpoerites who shout for prohibition at homo and go to a big city when they want :t hig .spree. .Mrs Nation at least lives up to her c invic tious. A certain woman has just tumbled to a schemo to got hor husband who stays out lato at night, homo earlior. Tho other ovoning when ho carao homo showontquietlytothodoor and whis pered through the koy hole, "Is that you, Charlie?" His name wasn't Char- lio and being of a rather jealous dispo sition bo is now staying homo evenings waiting for Charley to show up. Wo would liko to know why tho dovll Is always pictured ns a man with cow hoofs, iplkod tail, horns nnd a threo tined spear, and an angel is pictured us a women with hlouil hair, winv-s, harp, and had half a bolt of white im.s liu wrapped around her. If there is no lm unguis what becomis of tho preachers and other good men, and if theto aio no tdiu devils what becomes of ilm village gossips, A preacher announced that tho next Sunday he would preach u set mon on "Hell, and Who Would Ho Found There." During tho next week he re ceived letters fioni four lawyers, two newspaper men, thieo bankers, two iiotel men, two Imi hers, two real estate men, two druggists and eighteen other nn mbiMsof his congregation, threaten- in,' to tvitinli'uv their support and tie him fir laudur if ho dared "to mention my name in your sermon." Che other morning one of our sporty boys was considerably tnkou back, Ho was ovidontly dreaming of some- il g Unit li'id huppi'ied sou.- time ' nl .us iiis g -of v,i. l.nd (a rii mm time or four times fir breakfast hut ml a move had he made. Final') die became impatient and going to tin riom said "I've called you four times, and" Hut she got no further. The weary sleeper moved iiuinf)y in his ied, remarked "That's good, I've got u hoblall," and commenced to snore again. When be dually arose he hail a haul time explaining to his wife just what u "bob-tall" was, but ho finally succeeded in convincing her' that ho wns dreaming he wns buvitiir a bull dog with its tail cutoff. As wo bavo had several n quests to print tho niHrkeireportAof this locnlity wo glvo you tho weeks report which will probably answer for mhiio timo and will apply tho world over: Y.uing men: unsteady, dudes, slightly off; gills, lively, in demand; coffee, consld erably mixed; fiesh IL-Ii active und slip pery; wheat, a grain better than barley; '-'UK, quiet now hut will probably open in a fow days; whiskey, steadily going down; onions, strong and rising; blend stuffs heavy; hoots and shoes, steadily going up and down; hats and cans not ns high ns last fall; tobacco slow, with a downward tondonov: monov. close. but not closn enough to got hold of; gamo, unsteady, markot flooded; feath ers, light and going up; iron, firm; butter, strong; opium, a drug on the market; advice, good, no demand. a ALMOST FORGOTTEN. Incidents ol Every Day Life Which Very Few People Stop to Think About on Accouut of Their Littleness. The poet who wanted to write on "snow, beautiful snow" Suuday did not lack for plonty of the pure article to got his idoas started. The man whu forgot to bring in tho coal and kindling on Saturday night didn't fetl liko writ ing poetry. Talking of snow jou will now hoar tho crop prognosticator crank say that tho crop is assured uud give you dites to show for it. In giving his dates ho will leavo out tho years when wo hao plenty of snow followed by plonty of drouth. It does ono good to seo somo peoplo plodding through tho snow drifts. It is tho hardest work thoy over did in their life nnd it is ono thing thoy cnu't always nnvo some otherbody do for tliem. The next fool custom to bo observed will bo St. Val ontiuo's day. Tho day of itself is not so bad nor is tho idea of tho sentimen tal lovor who sonds a pretty Valentino to his best girl. It is tho comic and in sulting pieco of paper with its offensive caricature that makes tho custom odi ous. 1'ho persons, in some cases, who havo enemies wait in gleeful anticipa tion for tho day, that they may bo able to got oven by sending them ono of these pictorial nightmares. Mon who seo evil in everything olso that thoy think is bad still sell these vonom-ladeu sheets of paper. Hero is another ru form for Mrs. Carrio Nation and hor littlo hatchet, or sho might uso with better effect a basket and a tire.-Wo aro glad to note that tho day is becom ing less and loss observed by tho do cent element of society. Our lilue Hill correspondent pays, "Tho way to try a man's friendship is to rak him for a loan of two and a half when you really need it," This may be truo and tho loan of tho two and a half is a good way to find out the friendship of tho other follow along with his honesty. But you don't want to come to Red Cloud to try the experiment unless you want to pay dearly for it. If you want a fellow to cut your acquaintance and treat his friends on your money, lend him two nnd a half The bigger tho loan the. bigger the cut. Frank Cow den's turkey chaso wasn't in it with the one whim oectiivd last week. Thin wii.su pig chase and thu participants were piggy, Maurice Weist and Cir.uit Turner. Tho chase was a no as-Miti plea.su witli cigars bet as to who was thu best man the pig, Turner or Weist. After going some fourteen miles tho pig proved itself to bo tho best man and as it hasti't been seen since, thu other two aro in a wrangle us to who should got tho cigars. Turner says that Weist did nut have thowind and Weist says that Turner couldn't run fast enough, The pig came to tho con clusion that neither one of them was any good. Ask Elmor Ross for tho story. Ho didn't lmvo any buttons left nfter ho got through laughing. Low Rates, West and Northwest. At n tiuiu of jcar when tluuiiands will takeadvautages of ilii-in, the Hurl j iugloii Route makes sweeping reduct ions in i s rales to the West and North west to Utah, Montana, Washington, Oregon iihd Hritish Columhia. 'J.ites: February 13, 10 and SO March 6, 13, 10 and 2(1. Apiil 3, 0, 10 311 and U0 Rates are tdiowu below: To Ogden, Salt Lake, Hutte, llulonn, Anaconda, and Missoula: $3iJ. To nil points on the Northern Pacific Hy. west of Missoula, including Spo kane, Sentlle, Taoomi, Portland, ns well as Vancouver, anil Victoria, R C, $28. To nil poltiis on the Spokane Falls & Northern Uy. and the Washington ei Columbia River R. U $38. Nuvor has thu Paciliu Northwest been ns prosperous as now. Labor is on constant demand and wages nro! high. Thu money making opportunl-1 iiiMiinirtuwim. - i oeja n- " 3w mm ) it ) iXi It M 0 iXi U 0 To the first Twenty-five subscribers who pay up all arrearages, we will send Cbieago IntefnOcean AND The Hed Cloud Chief BOTH OHEYEflRfofOflEDOMfi. 11 it it 0 0 ii. ft ft viz ili its it ft ft 0 ft iii ft Eemember this only applies to the first twen. ty-five. If you want to be one of those to gen the Chicago Weekly Inter-Onean FREE "you'll have to hurry. New Subscribers who pay one year in ad vance will receive the benefit of this offer. je7ieaaBBeifcfc fc ea, fc av aV fc . eav av . v . . . . . w. . . . . - ties nro beyond number in mines, lumber, merchandising, farming, fruit mising, fishing, and nil tho other in dustries of n great and growing count ry. Litcruttiro ou request free. J. h rancis, tion'l Passenger Agent, Omaha, Nobr. In dealing with tho cigarette ques tion the present legislature has mado a wonderfully good start and it is to ba hoped that it will come out as well nt tho finish. A bill has been introduced requiring the man who deals in cigar ettes or cigarette paper to pay a license of threo hundrod dollars before hand ling tho goods. The bill should become a law. Wk Want at Onck. A roliable man to look after our interests in Webster nnd tho ndjncont counties. Salnry or commission Specinl inducements to offer to the right puty. Lincoln Oil Cu, Cleveland, Ohio. Catarrh has become such a common disease that n person entirely fiee from this disgusting complaint is seldom met with. It is customary to speak of Catarrh m nothing more serious than a bad cold, a simple inflammation of the nose and throat. It is, in fact, a complicated and very dangerous disease ; If not at first, it very soon becomes so. The blood is quickly contaminated by the foul secretions, and the poison through the general circulation is carried to all parts of the system. Salves, washes and sprays are unsati. factory nnd disappointing, because they do not reach the sent of the trouble. S. S. S. does. It cleanses the blood of the poison and eliminates from the system nil catar rhal secretions, nnd thus cures thoroughly and permanently the worst cases. Mr. T. A. Willi. iin, n Icrullnit (Iry.jjmxb tner clmiit of biurtntilmn,', ,s. C, vrilr ' I'oryean a ,.tii, n ritcc .tc ill tinuil Cntiitili, "llli nil the dlsncrvrablc ttTecu which liclnnc Id Hint dlcnsc, n n if w li i c li make life painful nml utienitiiralile, I lined medicines prescribed by leadliiR )lilclin-i nml Hiicce-inl hy numbers of friend, but Mitliout ceding nny belter. I then began to tnkeS. S. S. It lml the desired effect, mill cured mi. afler taklne elehteen v bnttlm. II HIV (Hilldim fi. S. H. In I lie nnltf modi. clue now in inn llmt will effect n perntinciitcure of Catarrh." Saf afUl is the on,y Prely veg m W etnble blood purifier k k known, nnd the grcnt aW!$kiJS('st of "" ,)loo(1 IIC(li Wm? Stf cincs nud tonics. If you linve Catarrh don't wait until it becomes deep-sealed nud chronic, but be gin ntouce the use of S. S. S., nnd send for our book on Blood and Skin Diseases and write our physicians about your case. ' THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. A1LANTA, 0A. .1 wnwimliMiniwiwwwi Vr v ai' j. m n t - Uflpreeedented iSijaaasaaaijaaaaAajjfl tf.. Yoaf Grandfathef Oi Ol 0) may have succeeded in business without us ing newspaper space, but its "dollars to doughnuts he was progressive enough to use every advantage he knew to push his business. If he was in business now he would use newspaper space in preference to other methods, because he would realize that it is both cheaper and better than any other. Let us prepare some ads for your business. Publishers' Advertising Agency, DavIH C.lixr - .,u ,,Muu wia, i-niKiimns irentment Helps women I f promptly is that thev have confirlpnpf. i,- " fUh vanaAH 1tt D.'-l.t Through some of the many thousands of Mrs. Pink hnm s friends nn ailing woman will be led to write to Mrs iUMmui in nui iioinc in jynn, Mass., nnd will tell her symptoms. The reply, made without charge of nny kind, will bear such evidence of knowledge of the trouble that belief in her advice at once inspires hope. This of itself is a cM-ent Ti1n Then the knowledge that women only see the letters askin for advice and women only assist Mrs. Pinkham SUSf tffsCS? t0 be explicit about "" 1U 38& SL? I'Sift i..? Rt. write.: mi "'""""' BcHHIRin mwmu) t &Auas&m mmmfKrc ?, m Wf ZVSKrjitQAf O . . vW VW T'ljTVLKy about four years I was a great sufferer from female troubles I hadbackacheallof the time, nonppetlte, painsinsto, achSnt- ".W "3i fWS? WCI? n"d my SySte,U Wn completely ! dow? I also had falling of womb so bad that I could scarcely wa"k across the floor. After taking two bottles of your Vegetable Compound and one box of Lozengers, can say I am cured." gy Offer I m m Mknl. m t- i ... SO MMtry&gg, HELPS TO CURE "tofcq wim two of the best uociora in the city for two years and had no relief until I began the use of your remedies. My trouble was nlonmH $$ tne womb. I suffered 'f$J$H somptliinn-,:i,i, i.i h n-muic, UUUIU not sleep nights and thought sometimes that death would be mipIi n relief. To-davInmnwrii woman, able to do my own work, nnd have not a pain. I used four bottles of Lydta E. Pinkhnm'n Vegetable Compound and three packnges of Sana tive Wash and ennnnt thnnk you enough for the good it did me." u Mrs. M. Stoddard, Box 268, Springfield, Minn., writes: liriPITi Itfnn Tl n if" e f '' ? "f1 "" " - - - --m. m m m $ m m m w m m m m m m m m m m m t m m m m m m m m n m 1 y .17 na.-Bs