fcMetw & iwmrnmmji! T7 WfT" " I SEEKS JllS BLOOD Tragedy at Howclls May Cost Two Lives. BANK IS LOOTED MnplrliuMl THE LATK Ml WISE. WAS THE OUTCOME OF OLD TROUBLE Joicpli Blnma SlwMitu Anton Cbetln, Neighbor, Whllo In 111 lied, and Aflcrwardi Uoe to a lrae Yard tut Commit Suicide. A Fremont, Neb., May 1 special Mtys: A farmer by the name of Joseph Slama murderously attacked and shot Anton Chcda at Howells yesterday morning, and after committing bis bloody deed, went to the irravo vard and took his own life. At an early hour Chcda was still breathing, but the doctors said there waH no chance of recovery. Hlama went to Cheda's house while the latter was asleep and after run ning the children out of the house, went, revolver in hand, into the bed. room to find Cheda. Alarmed by the noise Chcda was fully awake when Slama entered and he told him to shoot, as he did not fear him. Slama fired, the bullet taking effect behind his victim's ear. The murderer then went to the grave yard and shot him self to death. The trouble was of long standing. Slama and Cheda had trouble over real estate and their disagreement had grown to bitterness. SHOT THROUGH THE NECK Ted .!. SullWan I.11UI Low ly Ilnrlender DoilKhcrly, A Lincoln. May I. dispatch says: Ted .1. Sullivan, living at ir. South Tenth street, was shot through the neck in the Shamrock saloon. 7.11 () street last evening shortly after 0 o'eloik. The ball entered at the "Adam's apple" and was taken out at the buck of the neck. Whether Sullivan will recover is a matter of doubt. The shot was liroel bv Will II. Dougheity. a bar tender, who was on duty at the time. Dougheity alleges that he ilreil in s.-lf defense as Sullivan made a movement as If to draw a revolver and then eanie nt him with a knife. The fight between the two men is said to have started in the saloon when no one but the bartender and Sullivan were there. Sullivan and Dougherty were not friendly for not very long ago, Dougherty had caused Sullivan's arrest for lighting in the saloon. It is btated by those who know something of the two men that since this time Sullivan has borne a grudge against Dougherty and that he showed his feelings in particular last night. I Inniulul lnl tiitlon at l.tiMm tM. 100. The Hank of Staplehuist nt Stap'e hurst. Seward county, was entered by four men anil robbe 1 of about St, 700, Some of the money wu- recovered. The large time lock safe was complete ly wrecked by thiee heavy charges of nitroglycerine. The entire front of the small brick building was blown out and parts of the safe were blown KM) feet away. The jobbers departed within a short time after they entered the building, carrying away with them the entire amount of money contained in the safe and some valuable papers. Some of the papers and 8.10.. in gold and a small amount in smaller change was afterwards found along the rail- road trades soutn 01 Miipiciiursw m their Might the robbers had dropped the money on the ground, anil It was found in the morning when Detective MaloneV bloodhounds took the trail of the robbers. DIES FROM BURNS Wife of Orneriil WIIm.ii Vletlm of !! trt'MliiR Aicldeiit, The wife of Major (ieneral .lames 11 Wilson, military governor of the de partment of Matansas-Santa Clam, died from the effects of the burns ae- cidcntally leeelvcd recently while driving with her daughter. While alighting from her carriage. Mrs. Wil son stepped on a match, wiiien ig nlted her dress. Mie was terribly burned, although everything was done to relieve her sufferings. ISovernor tieneral Wood, tieneral thaflec and Adjutant Geneva I Itiehards telegraphed condolences and great syinpalh Is ox pressed bv eveiy one. ( ubans and Americans'allke. for the Wilson family CAHEEK OF THE ILLUSTRIOUS JEWISH DIVINE. Ill Itecent tlrnlh n (lrr.it !. to Ttiut ItellRlun In the United Male liml iirnt an a Itefuriuer, t'lilpllror and Author. American Judaism has sustained an Irreparable loos by the death of tho eminent and venerable divine, llov. Dr. Isaac Mayer WlBe of Cincinnati, which occurred In that city recently. Tho de parted was the brilliant luminary with in the ranks of American Israel. Jet there be light was always the motto of this noblo man, and tho word enlight enment sums un the object for which he lived. He wart editor of the Ameri can Israelite, which he founded in 1854, and Die Deborah, which ho found ed In 1805. He was president of the Hebrew Union college of Cincinnati since Its foundation twenty-five years ago, piesldent of the conference, of American rabbis since Its Inception In 1883, and 11 member of the board of directors of the University of Cincin nati. Notwithstanding his gieat ago SHOOTS SWEETHEART DEAD TriiKfily Wim MIm Writy. Later developments In the Chicago suicide case have cleared up the mys tery and the body has been positively identified as Miss Minnie Wray. for merly of Lincoln. The only reason as signed for the self-intlicted death is given by A. N. Oilier of Moliue, 111., to whom she was practically engaged. He says that the only cause be can as cribe for her suicide is that her beauty had attracted to her many suitors, all of whom she had rejected. As a con sequence several are said to have turned out badly. Friends will tube care of the body. Tim Clrunt County Shooting. Hut little has developed relative to the bbootlng of County Commissioner Calhoun. From last reports it seems that the parties engaged in a hand-to-hand fight. Connor, being outdone, pulled his revolver and shot Calhoun through the hand, the ball passing into the body. Connor was brought into town and lodged in jail. Citizens are in unison denouncing promiscuous shooting, but both parties being highly respected citizens, a great deal of sym pathy is expressed on both sides. Shot by m Carelemi Hunter. Jesse Reeves, sou of Cleve Beeves, was accidentally shot Sunday morning while fishing at the creek near Madi son, Neb. lie was in ine act 01 nail ing his hook when a bullet struck him in the right leg just above tho knee going clear through and bruising his other leg. The shot was fired by some careless hunter and his presence was not known to the boy. The wound is a very painful one. Alfred !. Vniulerbllt to Weil. The engagement of Alfred (Jwynno Vanderbllt, second son of the late Cor nelius Vanderbllt, and Miss Elsie French, the daughter of Mrs. Francis Ormond French, lias been announced. Francis Ormond French, the father of Mihs French left n fortune of 815,000,- 000. Alfred Vnnderbilit inherited tlie greater part of his father's enormous fortune. He Is twenty-two years old and a graduate of Yale. Cllven Year In I'enlteiitlnry. John Simpkins, sentenced to a year in the penitentiary for stealing a load of wheat from 11 farmer in Schooleroft, Madison county, Neb., will bo taken to Lincoln, ltudolph Hopplnger, in the same deal, got a sentence in the reform school and will be initiated in tho Kearney school Thursday. Killed by Holler Kiplonlon. Five men were killed and three in jured, one of whom will probably die, by a boiler explosion at Tifton, (la., in tho sawmill of S. N. Brady & Co. The sawmill was almost demolished and many buildings in its vicinity were wrecked. The cause of tho ex plosion is not known. L'acape From Industrial Hrhonl. Three girls, two colored, one white, escaped from the girls' industrial . bchool at Geneva, Neb. They weie cap urcd later by the superintendent. I'nltiiuH llotrniiKciiiont of LiitliiK I'ulr. licit Underbill wounded his sweet heart, Anna Davis, sit her home near Plato. 111., and then ent a bullet through his own lieait. Miss Dails. who was seventeen years old. is a daughter of D. M. Davis, on whose f I'mboliill wmki-d. The faun hand and the young girl formed a mutual attachment. 'I be parents con sented to their union 011 condition that the couple would neither see nor cor respond with deli other fo.' tlnve months. This period elapsed today. It is believed the couple quarreled, al though the parents hac no knowledge of their estrangement. CAPTURE CABINET OFFICER Prominent Kllllpluo In the HiuhIh of the AuuirlruiiH. Major (ieneral Lloyd Wheaton re ports from Manila that Senor Patcrno the former president of the Filipino cabinet, was captured in the moun tain, near Trin'ulnd. piovince of Hen- guet. April LT.. I'aterno recently, through lelatlvesin Manila, tequeslcd and received permission to enter the American lines, but failed to appear. His relatives explained that he hud been sick for a long time and was an invalid, lie was taken to San Fernan do on a litter ambulance by soldieis of the Forty-eighth regiment. FLOODS ARE FAST RECEDING Sltuutlon Bt Wnm, Tex., Is ViiHtly Im- proii'il. The Waco, Tex., Hood situation Is very much improved, the destitute and suffering being nearly all provided with wearing apparel and food. The prospects of the Ilraxos not overflowing are exceedingly bright, as the river lias been steadily falling. 'If . w '8 -If DH. ISAAC MAYEH Wist;. STOPMINO OF DADAJOB. Tlirlrliitniiliiiiit 1'nlHli Soldier lli-rumo llrmil.er, M'relrliiu, Tho fire or the Fiencli was flight fully accurate and eonteiitrnted. tuys New Llpplmott. (Jen. Walker himself blniply dilpped blood; he was a mass of wounds. Ills ladders were found to be all too short. The walls of tho fort 1 ess were 30 feet In height. How ever, through some lack of staying power In the French, success at last ciowued the attack. One man clanibeicd somehow to the top of the wall and pulled up others, until about half of the Fourth Foot (now the King's Own Hoyal Lancaster icgl- nient) weie fairly Into the town. Walker's men took three bastions. Oen. lMcton, severely wounded, had not dared to risk losing the castle but now hearing the tumult of Walker's success, he sent his men forth and thousands went swarming through the town. Phllllpon saw that ull was lost, and reheated with a few hun dred men to San Crlstoval. lie sur rendered next morning to Lord Flt- roy Somerset. The English now occu plid the town. With their coinrndes lying stark, or perhaps In fearful tor ment. In the fields beyond the wall of Dadajos, these soldiers, who had so heiolcally won this Immortal victory, became the most abandoned drunken wietthes and maniacs. Crazed privates stood at the corners of streets and shot every one In sight. Everywhere were solelleis dressed In the gaib of moults, of gentlemen at court, or mayhap wound about with gorgeous ribbons and laces. Jewels and plate, silks and satins, all suffered a wanton destruc tion. Napier writes of "shameless ra pacity, brutal Intemperance. Hivngc lust, cruelty and murder, shrieks and piteous lamentations." TiVYI? TflYt1 AVH fJHH 1 f'1('l5 I" strategy, knowing when to put JJ Ull JUUJO AaUJ VJILUjO. , lHiz.-naw In operation and when some noon stories foh oun JUWIUH DEADENS. A Porn Conundrum for the. l'lkn Mnry of a ! nd llnlill of tlr.iy Squirrels Now for Hot- l.lttln nt (luiiie TURKISH POLICE JUSTICE. the. Opn Woman Kill Herself. The tragic death of Mrs. Huenavista Hunter, daughter of the late United States Senator Hums of Platte ("tt.. Mo., has come to light. Mrs. Hunter shot herself with a revolver at the home of her sister, Mrs. Koster, Friday. It is reported that despondency over her separation with her husband, an attorney of Sedalla, was the cause of the deed. Mis. Hunter was a well known society woman. Clin llcuil 1IU Title Clrr. Attorney (ieneral Hreckenrldge en joys the distinction of being the only state otlicer in Kentucky whose title is not in litigation. Judge Clifton .1. Pratt, the republican contestee, as an ticipated several dijys ago, quit the eontcst, and on his failure to file a su persedeas bond tho undisputed title passed to Hreckenrldge. Hklmwlng Hlatlon Opened. The Ainsworth skimming btation was opened last Saturday with a cele bration. Prizes were given ior miu giving the best test. Speeches were made and all furmers seemed enthused Work of IUbulldluK Krcun. The total amount of icllef received at Ottawa, Canada, for the sufferers from the fire was &I4'J,74'.i. This does not include the government giants. REV. Dr. Wise enjoyed the very best of health, and Indications were that he would live for many years to come. This Illustrious man was horn at Stelngrub, llohemlu, April 3, 181'J. He received his early religious Instruction from his father, who w.is a religious teacher; his grandfather was a physi cian who had graduated from the Unl- vuislty of Padua. Early In life ho evinced a great desire to attain knowl edge, and as soon as ho was able he attended tho Unherslty of Prague, of which ho was the oldest living gradu ate. When he left the university he settled In Radnttz. Bohemia, where he became u rabbi. Here he was united In inarrlace to Mbs Theresa Hloeh. The young rabbi was a contemporary of the gicat European Jewish reformers, but as Europe was then in a state of revo lution, there was little opportunity for piogresslve ideas to spread, so Dr. Wlso Immigrated to America with his family, arriving In New York July 28. lS4fi. When ho nrrhod hero Judaism was also In a chaotic stnte. There were many congregations throughout the land which were of an ultra orthodox nature, but there were ulso a few that were reformed. Before leaving Europo Dr. Wise had furnished a plan for re forming Judaism. This young enthusi ast was warmly welcomed by Dr. Lll licnthal. Dr. Looser and other eminent rabbis. His first rabblnnlcal cull was to Albany, whole ho remained until 1854, when he was called to l'liim Street Temple In Cincinnati, where ho remained until the time of his death. Tho most Important work of Dr. Wise was his efforts In the reform of Judaism In America. In addition to being editor, rabbi and teacher, he wrote many books, one of the most Important being the first English hatiBlation of a Hebrew prayer book. Probably the most Important result of his life work Is the attitude which the Judaism of today occupies towards Christianity. By means of numerous books and lectures all over the country he gave tho Jews the tolerant view of Christ which they now hold. He pic tured Christ us a great Jewish reform er, who fell a victim to tho Roman empire's fear that the mission of Jesus was political Instead of spiritual. It can bo safely said that Dr. Wlso did more than any other man of his time to bring Jew and Christian Into har mony, and to make tho narao of Christ honored among tho Jews. Tho funeral of Dr. Wise took place in Clnulunutl, from tho temple in which ho had officiated since 1854, and wbb marked by the utmost sim plicity, In nccordunco with his often expressed wishes. Individuals and delegations from all over tho country attended, and the concourse which fol lowed him to tho grave was the largest over seen In Cincinnati, A widow, eleven children and many grandchil dren survive him. In Chicago Is resi dent one son Dr. Julius Wise, who will succeed him as editor of tho Chi cago Israelite, and who, undor the no'm de plume of Nlckerdown, has become well known In tho newspaper world. A riitroliiimi Trim n Ciwr III ir il. I witnessed In Constantinople an amusing Institute of Turkish police Justice. An Armenian and a Kind li.nl ipiiiueled over the owneishlp of a to bacco box. As their language grew more expressive anil their speech loud er 11 (i-ov.d collided, delighted with the dispute. The Kurd had picked up the box on the sheet and the Ar menian declined it was liK When they wue about to come to blows 11 pollie maii tame up and tried to effect a com promise, but neither disputant would gle way. At last the Armenian sug gested that the Kurd should be asked to declare what was In the box. The Kurd promptly answered: "Tobacco and clgaiette paper." The Armenian smilingly Informed the olllcer that all the box contained was a Sin-cent piece. The nolieemnn Bravely one tied tho mysterious case, then tinning to the crowd with the air of 11 Solomon, said: "The Armenian Is the owner of the box. 1 return It to him. The Kurd Is a liar. (Hero he smote the man from the mountains over the head.) Allah be praised! For my trouble In deciding this complicated aftalr I keep the S!5 cents." Chicago Record. Her Little Itoy. "Always a little boy to her," No matter how old he's grown, fler eyes ate blind to the strands of gray; She's deaf to his manly tone. His voice Is the samo as the day ho asked: "What makes the old cat purr?" Ever and ever he's Just the same A little boy to her. "Always a little boy to her," She heeds not tho lines of care That furrow his face to her It Is otlll As It was In his boyhood fair. His hopes and his Joys are as dear to her As they were In his small-hoy days; He never changes: to her he's still "My little boy," she says. "Always n little boy to her," And to him she's the mother fair, With the laughing eyes and the cheer ing smllo Of the boyhood days back there. Back there somewhere In the mist of yoarp Hack theie with the childish Joy. And to her he Is never the man wo see, But always "her little hoy." "Always a little boy to her," The reiipeless march of the years (iocs rapidly by. hut Its drumbeats dlo Ere ever they reach her ears. The btnlle that she sees Is the Binllo of youth, The wrinkles are dimples of Joy, His hair, with Its gray, Is as sunny ns May. is always "her little boy." Baltimore) American. merely to threaten with It. Snmetlmos, howcvor.a cat may meet n clog who 18 cleverer than herself. A correspondent of rho Youths' Com panion In California tells of a shepherd puppy which was always given his din ner Immediately after the family In which he resided had finished theirs. At tho same tlmo the black and whlto cat was given her dinner. The puppy ate his allowance with extraordinary haste, all the tlmo eying the cat's, and making nn occasional lunge toward It, Indicating his Intention to take It aa soon as he had finished his own. His plate cleaned, he darted toward the cat, and received a sharp and stinging slap In tho face, which caused him to retreat. Then ho Jumped around and barked 11 proceeding which caused the cat no uneasiness. Then, Betting his wits to work, ho began a strategic movement. Ho got on tho side of the dish toward which Its handle projected, nnd began to crawl on his belly slowly up toward It. The cat ate on, merely watching the dog with one eye. Nearer nnd nearer the dog camo, creeping nnd watching, until his noso reached tho end of the handle. Then ho gently took the handle between his teeth and began to back slowly away. Tho cat, somewhat confused, no doubt, made no attack; and as soon an the puppy felt sure that he had got out of the "zone of fire," he moved much' more rapidly away-atid then set him self Industriously to llnlsh what tho cat had left. In this performance the dog showed Intelligence of no mean order per ceiving the use of tho handle of tho dish, and also how the cat might bo bluffed" and outwitted. He LADY LOUISE TIGHE. No soclnl event of the century equals In celebrity the ball given in Brussels on tho eve of tho battlo of Waterloo. Tho last survivor of this famous event hns Just died at Woodstock, Ireland, and In her last days she often referred to that night of gayety and tragedy so graphically described by Thackeray In "Vanity Fair" and by Byron In "Chlldo Harold." This woman was Lady Louisa Tlghe, daughter of the duchess of Richmond, by whom the ball was giv en. It was she who buckled on Wel lington's sword ero ho left tho bril liant ballroom to go out and begin the fight which decided the fate of Europe. Itdy Tlghe's father, the duke of Rich mond, had a residence In Brussels, near which city the British undor Wel lington were encamped. On the night of June 1C, ,1815, the duchess gave n ball In honor of tho British ofllcers. Wellington was there. While tho ball was in progress a messago from Blucher enmo to Wellington, nnd about tho same time the sound of guns was heard. Wellington, after a few mo ments of abstraction, gave orderB to one of his stall officers, who Instant! left the room. Others saw him go, and, one by one, they stolo away from their partners who In many cases I'luRiie at I'ort Said. Two fatal cilscs of what is believed to be bubonic plague have been ofll chilly reported at Port Said. l'lrr In a VirKlnla Mine. A special from Taewell, Vn., says that Pine Run mine, at Tom's Creek, Wise county, is on lire. Four men have been found sufl'ocated and two others are known to bo in the mine. The mine lias been Hooded In the hope of extinguishing the fire. lliimliiill I'liiyi'r Murdered. Jim Epps, a negro baseball player and member of a Brooklyn, 111., nine, was shot nnd Instantly killed at New port, 111., by a negro known as "Mink" after an altercation in regard to the umpire. "Mink" escaped. Very Latest In Files. It was thought that the limit had been reached In flies when the wings were put on with cement and n line of silk, with reversed wings which could not be pulled out. But now there Is n fly book In which are separnted legs, wings and bodies. They are adjusta ble to ordinary halt hooks from Nob. 1 to 12, accordl.ig to tho fish wanted. Each part Is tied to a hit of aluminium tube. The halt hook Is separate. Tho fisherman observes that tho trout aro rising to a little fly of which ho has no specimen. Tho real fly has gray wings, brown legs nnd a whlto body. Ho takes out tho combination book and puts a whlto body on n hook; then ho adds tho legs and wings of the right color, and then ho fishes. LADY TIGHE. never saw their heroes again until their dead bodies were brought In from tho bloody battlefield. Wellington was one of the last to leave tho ball room, nnd ere he departed tho lady who has recently died fastened his sword about him. A Deformed llny'n Sarrlllce. He lived In a little village In Italy, at the foot of the Alps, Ills mother was n widow, and he, her only child, wa n uoor little erliinle. When he thought or his snd condition-that he could not play like the other boys, nn.l bat If he grew up he would not be able to woik like men he felt very unhappy. One day he was going through tho village and stood to rest under tlu open window of a room In which some children were playing. One of them chanced to break a plaything, wiien nnother took hold of It. and throwing It out of the window, said: "I'll throw It away: It's no more use than Hans, the cripple." Oh. how sad tho words made poor Hans feel! Ho crept back home and told his mother, whllo the hot tears ran down his pinched little face very hard, Indeed. Ills mother took him upon her knee and sang a little song to him that she had often sung before. It ended with tnls little chorus: "God has His plan for every man." And, although Hans felt very happy while listening to the sweet tunc nnd voice, yet he could not believe that God had any plan for him. But ho was mistaken. Just nt this time tho Aus trlans were at war with the Italians, and trying to take their country. In order that the Italians might know when the Austrlnn soldiers were com ing, they had built large piles of dry wood on the tops of tho hills, and put men to watch them night and day. When nny of these men saw the Aub- trlans coming, it was his duty to set Are to the pile. Then tho man upon the next hilltop would see It and sot fire to his, and so on, until all tho val leyB were made awure that the enemy was approaching and the ltalluns were roused to meet him. The piles were called beacons, and tho men that watched, the sentinels. Now, one night a festival had been kept up In 1111118' village. All tho vil lagers except Hans and his mother were there; nnd, although Hans had gone to bod, ho could not Bleep. So, after a while ho uroso up silently nnd crept up the hill to stay awhllo with the sentinel. But no sentinel was there. Thinking there would bo no danger that night, and being tempted to Join tho people In tho village, ho had left his post. Hans now thought he could be of some tiBe, for ho could watch the beacon on tho hill until tho hentlnel returned. He had not watched long before he saw the dark form of an Austrian sol dier coming upon his hands and knees, very stealthily, along townrd the pile. Yes, so It was; and now ho could hear distinctly the meusured tramp, tramp, tramp of a number of armed men. Quick us thought ho set flro to the pile. Now tho country was wurned nnd tho people would- bo saved. But tho enraged Austrian soldier saw, and fired his rifle at him. Hans fell, mortally wounded. Hours after ward ho was found by some of the vil lagers and carried, bleeding and dy ing, to his mother. Sho took him upon her knees and wept over him as though her heart would break. But Hans looked Into her face with hlB loving eyes and faintly whlspored: "Dear mother, God has His plan for every man," and expired. Habit of Clray HuulrmU. In Addison county, Vermont, writes M. E. Hall. 1 have often seen the gray suulrrels, In the autumn, dig holes In the leaves and earth-apparently nt random, and bury a nut therein. Again, In the winter. I have freu.ucnt ly watched them running over tlio snow on some warm day, nnd again apparently digging at random, bring tii a nut fiom under the snow. Morci often, however. 1 have seen thorn thus digging, but I did not see tho nut that they found. Still 1 am u.uuu m ... they did Hud a nut-for almost In variably their mode of proceduio was to run down 11 tree, thence to a spot bomu vnnhi distant, dig In tho snow a few moments, and then run up a tree again, being unite undisturbed. Ihoy had evidently found what they had dug for. , Moro especially have I watched tho fox stiulrrels do this In Greene county, Iowa. The fox Is closely related to the gray, and almost exactly similar In movements and habits. 1 feel stiro iiu.i tlm common red sciulrrcl of the eastern portions of the country lay up a store of nuts for winter consumption. Once, late In autumn, In Vermont, I found nearly half a bushel of butter nuts thus stored. In this case I was sure, as my wlfo and I watched the saucy little retl enrry several nuts to his honrd, which was deposited In a great cavity of tui old butternut tree before wo disturbed It. i I think the pine Kqulrrol of tho Big Horn mountains, and farther west, which much rcsomhles tho eastern red, does not lay up a winter store. My opportunities of observing them wero limited, but so far as they went I thought they gathered each day tho seeds from the cones that hung on tho tree ull winter, bo did not need to lay up a store. A Unten Conundrum!, 1. Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not como to you. 2. When Is a ship like u book? When it Is outward bound. 3. Why has an ocean voyage no ter rors for physicians? BccatiBo they are ucciiBtomed to see sickness. 4. Why Ib a populnr novel like au tumn? Because Its leaves aro cpilckly turned and alwayB read (red). C. Why should a thirsty man always carry a watch? Becauso there Is a spring inside of It. C. Who uro the most exacting of all landlords? Why, tho children, because they never fail to make their father unci mother parents. 7. What is it that no one wishes to have, yet, when he has It, he would bo very sorry to loso? A bald head. 8. What conundrums aro aiwaya ai homo? Those that nro never found' out. 9. What Insect does a tall father represent. A daddy-long-legs. 10. When a lady faints what figure should you bring her? You should bring her two. 11. Why Is a pig in tho parlor like a house on flro Becauso the sooner It Is put out the better. 12. When nro eyes not eyeB? When tho wind makeB them water. Softlclgh "You must apologize, sir. I hear you referred to me as u pom pous ass." Cynlcus "Well, I'll tako half of It back. You aro not pom pous," Philadelphia Record. A I)K and a Cut. Any dog, especially any small dog, greatly respects tho teeth and claws of a cat. Generally epeaklng, ho will no moro thrust his muzzlo Into these, when they nro In action, than a man will Intentionally put his hand against the teeth of a buzz-saw In motion. As a xmle, too, tho cat Is superior to tho A New Catch Clam. Hero Is a now game of "catch" tho boys will enjoy. It Is cnlled "stags and hounds," and in pluylng It one boy Is nt first tho hound, and ho must try to touch tho other players. When he has touched ono, tho two houndf, Join In and catch another. When thes have caught, tho three Join hands and run after others, until all except one have boon caught and Joined hands Then tho ono that has not been caught has to bo tho hound for tho next tlmo Lincoln In Scotland. Scotland seemB n straugo place tt find n statue of Abraham Lincoln, am yet there Is ono thoro. It adorns 1 monument erected in old Cnlton bury Ing ground, Edinburgh, to tho momor; of tho Bcottlsh-AmerlcunB who fough in tho American civil war. m ' t