iiiiMiM,Wff!Hl!!SSB9BSI3SBBiB3BBifcfaa , twy J 7-,' jT fnRjUKntTlv !-, W ' ' "MASKING" IS BAMiED FLIRTING A MISDEMEANOR IN TENNESSEE. A State Htnttite Ainu to MipprcM Toit Ardent "lulintilp" Mrmure l'nmted In Cuimpq imico f Thidr Anmtury At tention lt tJoid KITei't. Tennessee lias a number of laws pe culiar to that stntc, but in this resprot the "Johnnie" lnw, passed by the legis lature In 1897, Is entitled to Hist place. Previous to that time thu presidents of the various Institutions of learning In different parts of the state were at times compelled to call upon thu civil authorities of the cities in which the colleges were located to pay tholr in spects to the class of young men known as "mashers." Arrests Invari ably followed, and the boys weie often nutessed n nominal line by tin city Judge or recorded, under the head of "disorderly conduct," or something of the kind. Upon ono occasion a number of young men from East Tennessee made n trip to Cleveland, the home of a large female college, nntl weie soon caught lurking about the college buildings, lllrtlng with the girl students. They nppeared several times in an effoit to carry on a courtship with certain of the young ladles, and finally they were arrested. After nn effort on the put of their papas the "Johnnie" boys were released from custody and allowed to go on their way rejoicing. The lend ing educators of the state talked over the question of suppressing those youths mid of securing the passage of an nntl-"Johnnle" law In the legis lature. Tholr work resulted In the introduc- w v CW .V SENATOR W. E. SMITHSON. tlon Into the legislature by Senator V. E. Smlthson of a bill for the pro tection of boarding schools and col leges for females, nnd the principals nml students thereof. The first section of the measure made it "unlawful for any poison or persons to wilfully and unnecessarily interfcro with, disturb, or In nny way disquiet the pupils of tnny school or college for females in (Author of the Antl-"Mashlng" Law.) this state or the teacher or principals in charge, while on nny public road or street, or In any building or structure, or on the school premises; nor shall any communication be had, for such purposes, with such pupils, or nny one of them, either orally or in writing, or by signs or otherwise, and It shall also bo unlawful for any person to en ter such schools or colleges, except on business, without first having obtained permission of the principal In rhnrge of samo; and nny person guilty of either of said offenses shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor, nnd, on con viction thereof, shall pay a fine of not less than 5 nor more than $30 for each offense, on the first conviction, nnd upon tho second and each subsequent conviction of a like offense shall pay a fine of not less than $ 10 nor more than $."0 and bo Imprisoned at the discretion of tho court. In the county jail, not less than ten nor more than thirty days." Section 2 provided "that It shall be unlawful for nny person, or persons, to loiter, wandor, stand, or sit upon the public roads, or to frequent or unnec essarily pass along the simo In such manner, with Intent to annoy, vex, or disturb tho owners, lessees, or occu pants of any promises In tho state used for tho education of females, or with Intent to disturb, annoy, or harass tho teachers, principals, or pupils, or any one of them, us they pass along the pubtor hlghwny, stiects, or alleys of any city in the state. Any person or persons violating this section of this act shall bo deemed guilty of a mis demeanor, nnd on conviction shall bo fined nnd punished In tho samo way, nnd to the samo extent, as If convicted under tho first section of tho act." At first reading the legislators made flight of tho bill, and laughed nt Its nutnor Senator Smlthson. The news papers poked fun at tho measuro.whllo tho "Johnnies" had llttlo to say upon the subject, A comblno had been fixed up In the houso to defeat tho passage of tho bill, because tho loaders thought tho enactment of such a law would bo it pleco of foolishness. Finnlly soveral femalo college presidents appeared and urged tho passago of tho bill as In troduced. When tho members of the legislature learned that they really wanted tho law, tho hill secured tha hearty support of every mombor. Tho law has been a groat benefit to tho educational Institutions, and now the boys who often used to appear about tho campus and erst smiles at tho girls aro not to hn seen. Thoro 13 quite a romance attached to tho (lr.it nnd only nrrost that has boon niado under tho "Johnnie" law. Shortly JvnftcrRs passage a young man residing -rti s. r -s i--. i -;?. at Knoxvllle wis arrested for violating I the law. It appears that the young Imly to whom he was paying attention was his sweetheart and the arrest only hastened a wedding ceremony. Educators say that the law is n ouc coss, but it Is not very popular with the young men of the state. ANIMALSWITHUROKEN HEARTS Cm o la Which U03, Hump ntitl lllrdt lliitn III..! from (Irlof. There have been many eases on rec ord of animals dying of "broken hearts," usmiuII) dogs and horses, and sometimes bluls. says the New Yoik Herald. Not long ago a joung woman In this city, who owned a tlordon set ter that was ery fond of her. was married and moved to l.akewood. The dog was left behind and at once be came Inconsolable. He would eat uothlntr. anil stood look 1 11 si out of the window for hums at a time, whining and moaning pitifully. The dog was wasting uway from exhaustion. Thoi'c who knew him hiiIiI he was dying of a broken heart. When it was seen that he would die If he could not see his niNtress he was taken to her. Ills Joy at seeing her was oxtrntagant, and he at once got better. His mistress came to New York for a two weeks' visit, and left the dog with the serv ants In l.akewood. When she return"d she found him dead, 1 lug on one of her garments. The poor biute, think ing himself again deserted, lay iIowm to die, and could not be driven or coaxed from his place, neither would he eat or drink. A hore belonging to a hiowety had bion driven for yenis by a man to whom he had become much attached. One day the driver failed to appear at the stable, and an other man was put on his wagon. The horse, however, refund to be ililvou by any one except his old filend. and after many trials he was put back In the stab'.j and another horse took I1I.1 place. The hors continually watched the stable door for his master to enter. He refused to eat the hay utid oats placed before him. Day by day he grew thinner and weaker. At last he fell down and could not tiro, and tiled before his friend the driver leturned to duty. The voterin i'v nugeon who attended him said he died of a "broken heart." Last summer a woman who lives in Harlem went to the country for a month's holiday. Hcfore leaving !Iip gave her pet canary. W-i. Into the hands of the woman In the next Hat to care for until her leturn. Dick missed his mistress the next day and, after a tender little song, hushed his voice and would sing no moie. He ate very little nnd begun to droop vMbly. As tho days went by he became simply a miserable little bunch of bones and yellow feathers. One morning tho woman who had charge of him found him on his back, dead, In the bottom of his gilded cage. He had died of grief at the loss of his mistress. A hundred instances might be cited of animals who have died of grief nt being separated from those they love. Did their heaits break, or was It sim ply exhaustion, duo to lack of nourish ment, the samo as If they had been humans Instead of brute animals? SHOT BY A FOOTPAD. Ho 1 hooch t KidglilmM Wrro l'liij Ititf n 1'rnrtlcul ,lokti on lllin. H. C. Gooding of Los Angeles, Cnl., former chief Justice of Arizona, was shot at his door by a footpad. When two men called to him to hold up his hands tho Judge thought they were neighbors playing a practical Joke. When he saw they were reully In earn est tho Judge grappled with the nearest man. Ho was getting tho bettor of the fight when the other robber shot him near the heart. Ten minutes after tho shooting of Judge Gooding, the Rev. Peter Grant, a Huptlst minister, was robbed by two men, evidently the samo who shot the Judge. They took his watch nnd $.". but returned 25 cents for the nroachet's breakfast. Mr. Gooding was appointed chlof justice of Arizona by President Harrison, and at tho close of Harrison's administration went to Los Angeles, where ho has slnco practiced law. ICcceltcd i CIiiipU for 6)ll,.1UO,000. Mr. W. S. Stratton of Colorado Spilngs, Col., has lecelved from tho Venturo Corporation, Limited, of Lon don, ii chock for ?lS.r.OO,000 In final pay ment for the Independence mine at Cripple Creek. Pi lor to Its salo a year ago that mine had yielded u not profit of $2,fi00,0C0. Vneovered are bodies how fS.OOU.OOO, after p.ilng $1,104,000 dividends In nine mouths. Tho work ings nro less than 1 Ow) feet deep. Slock quotations place $lo,000,0U0 valuo on tho mine. A year ago Strat ton sold the mine for $10,000,000, of which $a,500.000 was paid down. Trleil li rriTin jMiile Child. What oppeam to have been a pre meditated ami deliberate attempt tt child murder was brought to light when Charles Allen, a traveling um brella mender, dU-'ovorod nn Infant boy, about four weeks old, fnco down ward, and nearly burled in tho snow on the outskirts of Dover, N. II, Tho Infant, which was crying, was In nudo condition, with Its clothing near by, Intllcntlng that the child had been Btrlpped In order to hasten its death nntl laid down In the snow to perleh. Hn Know A Wo. Mendicant "Oh, sir, you don't know what It is to want bread." Mr. Young husband "I don't, hoy? I'd have you understand that my wlfo has been nt tondlng tho cooklnn school, nnd I'vo lived for six weeks on angel's food, pruuo whip, chni lotto russe and Span ish cream. I not only want bread, but I want doughnuts und npplo plo." KILLED BY SPECTER. WEIRD LEGEND OF WISCONSIN MINING DAYS. lliuintliiE He Old ItlilgPHiiy, WU, linn Coined tho llirro l'orinn. Mllllnr.r Itoiil nt nu tliiriinnr Spirit Mulunt Draltit uf In the little town or Rldgewny, ly ing about twenty miles fiom Madison, Wis., excitement during the past sov tial weeks has been at high pitch. The cause of this agitation Is the lcappear anco of an Individual Known us the Uldgeway ghost. For many years the ghost at dllfeient times has caused a lelgn of tenor throughout that sec tion of the country. That this appari tion has given tangible evidence of Its existence Is shown by tho fact of Its having been the cause of three deaths, one of the victims being John Lewis, father of Evan Lewis, one time champion wrestler of the world. It Is a strange, weird tale, bearing all the earmarks of a ghost story, neverthe less In many Incidents facts bear out the reports in the case. One mile east of Itldgown, on the old military road, there stood an old deserted farmhouse. I'or years a mere shell or boards, so shrunken and hardened by the summer suns that decay and worms never af fected It. the house stood until some men at noonday, when tho ghost could not walk, tore It down. This was tho one-time home of an old miser of the lead mining days, named Holbein, who mysteriously disappeared one day, leaving no clew to his fate. Ghostly manifestations were at Intervals re ported as having taken place at the old house, but the lead miners were a hard-headed lot, afraid of neither man nor devil, and the stories of lights In the house and moanlngs nt the road side mnde little Impression. It was not until tho mining days wero long over that tho startling, unexplainnble, terrible manifestations of the ghost wore made. One night, as Dr. Cutler, a Dodgevllle physician, was returning from a visit beyond Rldgewny, which Is six miles from Dodgevllle, he was suddenly affrighted to see n dark figure sitting on the buggy tongue between his horses. The reins slipped from his nerveless grasp, nnd the horses dashed away at full speed, the specter riding the pole nothing discommoded by the shaking he was getting. Down a hill, up another, dashed tho frantic horses, ami lo, the specter vanished. The doctor's story of tho occurrence met with little credence. Ho was known to be one who loved tho (lowing bowl. He had taken n drop too many, said his seolllng friends. It was a dream, n specter of delirium tremens, of mania, n potu. Hut the doctor de clared that ho was sober. Ho recalled the fact thnt a year previous, when he really was a llttlo full, while passing tho solf-samo hnunted spot, ho had be come uware of a dark and silent otmnger sitting beside him In his car riage. For n mile tho stranger rodo, saying never a word, ami all at once ho' was gone. All the time, tho doctor had asked no questions of his drunken wits and had considered this nothing more than a strange experience. Ho saB now convinced that tho man be stdo him on the seat and tho thing on tho polo were not of this world. Whereat tho people laughed In tho daytime. Hut not long afterward tho reputation of tho doctor received u sudden and torrlblo vindication, ns ho wns himself to Inter vindicate it, al most ns tenlbly. John Lewis, father of Evan Lewis, champion wrestlor of the United Stntes, known In tho world of sports every where, wns a prosper ous and respected farmer living In tho vicinity of Hldgoway, a man of sober life, of undaunted courage, and blessed with tho tremendous physical strength his eon baa Inherited. Sixteen years "THE UNCANNY HUGENESS Or" THE THING." ago last fall he waa returning home after nightfall, having spent thu day assisting a ft lend In butchering. The night was not dark and when he dtew near the haunted spot he determined to cut across lots to reach his home. Ho was appioaehlng the stone wall nt the roadside to climb it, when his atten tion wiib arrested by the wight of n figure that seemed to have gathered it self together out of the Just now ten nutlcss air. and stood confronting him In a mounting attitude. He knew of no enemy, and highwaymen were un known In that retired quarter of the ........ 11.. .I...I.I...I !.... 1, l.rt .inn-. .r ... i-iiii-u . nu II . KOiiii'unr uwiiK iu iiifiiiicii mm. nu in- hailed the llguie, ami no response be ing maile be advanced upon It. The figure did not budge; but stood a tow eling shape or bhu knoss, a gigantic and grisly tiling. Some unaccountable awe and the un canny hugonohs or the thing inudo Lewis decide to avoid a coiilllct, and drawing his butcher knife fiom his pocket, he htartod to pass by, when the figure, raising an aim with a for bidding gesture, stepped athwart his path. Obeying n hasty Impulse that was more tr a ghastly ami soul-chill-lug terror (ban It was anger, Lewis let drive his keen knife, only to find himself piercing the empty all. In the morning a neighbor found L.wls lying Inside the stone wall In a seml coiibcIoub condition. Of what hap pened after he had struck with tho ltnlfo, he had but vague Impressions. He saltl he bail been hurled In the air as if In the vortex of n cyclone, pound ed, beaten, crushed Into Insensibility. Uoyond the awful pain and the awful fear, he remembered nothing with dis tinctness. He died u few bonis after lie had been carrl"tl home, bis neigh bors having it that his heart bad been literally torn to pieces with the shock. Whether It was the shock of flight, whether it was Ills physical Injuries that killed him, none is ready to say with certainty. As he lay dying, ho assorted his belief that his death was occasioned by u supernatural being. Thus did the death of John Lowis make the first vindication of tho repu tation of Dr. Cutler, of Dodgevllle, and tho scoffing ceanod. Hut u second tlmo and a thlid was tho doctor to bo vin dicated. Returning home one night, a dressmaker encountered the ghost und being pursued by it, soon arter died of tho shuck occasioned by the intense flight. At last Dr. Cutler himself, finally and triumphantly vindicated his word, though at tho cost of his own lire, for dying as a result of fright, ho became tho third of tho victims of the Implacablo specter or tho old military road. And now tho mysterious appa rition has again maile Kb npponrnnco and the good people of Rldgewny await with much nnxlety the result. Tri'n Ylrldi I'.lirtrlolty. A German authority has recently an nounced tho discovery of a troo in tho forests or central India which has most curious characteristics. Tho leaves of tho tree aro of a highly sensltlvo na ture nnd so full of electricity that whoever touches ono of them receives an electric shock. It has a very sin gular effect upon a magnetic noedlo, nnd will lnlluenco It at a dlstanco of even seventy rcot. Tho electrical strength or tho tree varies according to tho tlmo of the day, it being strong est nt midday and weakest at mid night. In wet weather its powers dis appear altogether. Hlrds never ap proach the troo nor havo Insects ovor boon scon upon It. Tit-Hits. Tho IMIIiir'n Advice Olllce Hoy Please, sir. I'd llko to go to my grandmother' funornl this aft ernoon. Tho Editor You should bo economical. Don't wnsto your grand mothers no eaily In the season; savo thorn for tho final. --Tlt-Hlta. HIE MOONSlllNEKS. A PRODUCT OF CONDITIONS IN THE SOUTH. Flirt Arc Fnlrljr llotimt In Their l)rnt ln Willi Tht'lr IVIIotT .Mini IIutii No Hcruiile Alioiit llm-llnlng to 1'ny TaiPA to Mm (lovorninmiU The niooiiHniner of (ho mountain re gion possesses for lovers of tho pic turesque an unfailing attraction. To the stranger he appears nt first glance B very or,,lmiy imiMiiimi lie Is gen- earally long, lean, slow of speech, inlitl of manner, rough of dress and tlepoit meut und apparently dull In Intellect. Hut. once his confidence Is gained, he proves to be an Intel esllng character. In his humble home, which Is usually a double-roomed log hut. he Is Indus- llrlous, fait ly honest, kind to his wife i mid children, sometimes deeply relig ious, fond of music mid dancing, and his conversation is by no means dull. Tho student or language will bo de lighted with his quaint speech abound ing as It does In niehatc ami obsolete woiiIb handed down without the aid ot books or manuscripts, ami ho nearly forgotten elsewhere thnt even English philologists sometimes full Into the or tor or classing them us American pro vincialisms. Nearly always bis sur naino shows him to be of pure English descent und he lias preserved unim paired the old English passionate love at personal fieetlom nml of home, and his unquestioned light to defend the latter, even ugalnst the powers that be. Tho moonshiner has a great respect for tho law, with a few Important ies prvatlons. All the statute books in existence cannot persuade htm that ho has not a perfect tight to make ills coin Into whisky ami sell It without Interference in tho shape of revenue taxes and the deputy marshals. This view of tho matter, ns explained by himself, is quite simple: Resides a few vegetables ami fruits, corn Is the only crop ho can ralso with his slow ox or steer on the few spots of arable land belonging to him. This ho can sell Tor HO cents per bushel after haul ing it from fifteen to forty miles over tho worst roads In tho world. This samo bushel or corn will mako three gallons or whisky, which is easily transported, ami for which, If ho Is successful In dodging the "revenues," lie will receive fiom $11 to ?5. Resides the maiiuractiire ami sale or whisky tho mountaineer has one other Important source or Income the treasury or tho United States. Con sidering the trouble mid risk to which ho Is subjected by the Importunities of government agents, ho thinks him self fully Justified In drawing fiom tho government nil tho money ho can get his hands on. Often, therefore, io becomes a professional witness. 3na dollar und n half u day with mllo ige, is no small matter to the man tvho rarely sees moro than $100 in u renr. It was said a fow years ngo thnt sTcat abuses had arisen in tho United States courts of tho southern moun tain region from this source. A num ber or men having united In n conspi racy to dofrnud tho government, ono of tho number would bo reported for some minor violation of tho revenue laws, tho rest summoned iib witnesses ind even when tho caso went no fur ther than the grand Jury thoro was money ror all. If It came to trial ac 'pilttal wns tho usual result, nnd tho iinount received by tho conspirators was largo. Hut, tho ways of a Jury be ing mysterious, In rare Instances, the Jefondant was convicted. In such nu event ho cheerfully served his two or throo months In jail, receiving his Bhnro of tho proceeds when ho re gained his liberty. At the next torin of court ho would npponr ns a witness, whllo one or his follow consplrntors took his place In tho prisoner's dock, mil tho work went merrily on. Their Only l)lmi;rioiiiiil. Tho only marital difficulty that Vlc or Herbert, tho composer and director, mil Mrs. Herbert ever had occurred, lccordlng to Mrs. Herbert, during tholr honeymoon, whllo crossing the Atlantic. It was brought about by seasickness. Tho composer was sick, and Mrs. Herheit was nlso ill. Tholr illness took tho form of Intense Irri tability und morbid sensitiveness. Each movement of the ship produced u groan from them, nnd each noise on board the vessel an Indignant protest. They tried to sympathize with each other, but their voices lacked sincerity. At the end or tho third day tho composer, arter recovering from a luich of the vessel, said: "Dear, I havo ono favor to ask. Don't speak to me again on board tills ship until wo reach shore, or 1 shall throw myself ovorboard." "My dour," answered Mrs. Herbert, with her first sigh of relief since em barking, "tannic you; I've been want ing to nsk you that samo favor myself all day." PhlladolphluSaturday Even ing Post. .. Vthj It Win llrlivp. Wo reatl In tho Hook of Proverbs: 'A sort answer turnoth away wrath." It Is also true thnt a witty reply oRon takes tho edgo from nn unwelcome criticism, us In tho following Instance, from tho Chlcngo Post: A friendly magazine editor was talking In pleas ant hut clltlcnl mood to a contribu tor. Ho snld: "It seems to mo you iiso n faulty figure of speech when you say a 'bravo old hearthstone.' How can n hearthstone ho bravo?" "Well, sir," cnld tho contributor, "tho ono I am writing about has been under llro for nearly forty years without llliich Ing." Hunger is n euro cure ror lovo. LAZIEST OF KINGS. Leopold Huld lo Hold tho ltrroril, Milan HrliiR Onn of tlm Hm-ltrcm. Ex-King Milan of Hervln has boon called tho laziest of nil tho roynltlo moiety because he Is never nfoot he roro 2 o'clock. When ho rises ho goes nt once, hair-dressed, to n solid lunch or heavy meats, puddings and wines. Arter luncheon he smokes a rouplo of strong cigars; then, If there Is nothing pressing to bo done, he goes back to bed and either reads or goes to sleep, us tho fancy takes him. At G o'clock ho Is up again, and usually goes out In scat ch of amusement. He Is seldom back ut the palace until dawn, whou he tumbles Into bed. Hut whoever culls Milan u lazy man never heard ot Hid one hunting expedition or thu king or the Holgluus. lie wautei to have the sensation or killing without going In search or his game. So he sat In his nrm-chalr and potted at a lot or rab bits lot loose from a bag In ft out of Him. When the smoke cleared nwny and he called for his bag he had to ho told that all that had been found was ouo tall and n certain small quantity of Huff. Ho never went shooting again. Tho czar occasionally aids at a bat tue, but the thing boles him and ho goes only out of politeness. Tho prince of Wales Is a good shot, and Is fund of shooting, but his big-game days aro over. The empeior of Geriruuy IiuiiIh and shoots a great deal, but those who know hi in best say he does not euro much for tho sport. With him it Is u matter or tindltlim-tlie tight thing for a loyal peisonago to do. The king ot Portugal, who holds the reiord ot r.t ncss ninong tho royalties, Is debarred physically rrom such violent exercise. Tho king ot Sweden never touches n gun. The sultan or Turkey cannot bear to see one. The king or Italy Is tho only real representative ot tho old kingly tradition, lie Is a mighty hunt er, und frequently throws up all the routine of work without n word ot warning and goes off with Col. Plzzlni bolinl to spend several weeks In pur suit or game or all kinds with which the mountains abound. Formerly ho established no moans or communica tion with Rome. Neither Queen Har gheiita nor any or his ministers ever know where to find him ror weeks at a time. He might have lost his tbron.j In a sudden upheaval und known nothing or It till ho descended to thu plains. Of late, howover. be Inn be- tonie wiser. Now a carrier loaves Rome eveiy second day dm lug his ex peditions, bringing reports or all that happens. New York Pi ess. "PAT. THE BLACKSMITH." A Htiinblo ArtUmi Mudn lnuiou hy 111! I'lrtiirr. "Paint me us a blacksmith," Bald Patrick Lyon, nnd the nrtlst did so. So It camo to pnss that Lyon's portrnlt Is probably the best representation ot an actual living blncksiulth at his work in thu world, says Success. It Is a mil-length picture, llfo cir.o, in his blacksmith's apron, resting his brawny arm nnd blackened hand upon hU hammer, whllo n youth ut tho bellows lenews tho red heat of tho Iron his omployor has been laboring upon. Tho original, painted by John Neaglo In 182(1, Is In the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts; the replica Is nt tho Hos ton Athenaeum library. "Pat. the blacksmith," ns ho was familiarly called In Philadelphia, was born In London, In 1779, nnd came to Philadel phia In 1793, whoro ho died April IB, 1829. Ills curly struggles mado hlnl' become- an Ingenious blacksmith, nnd ho was n local celebrity. Ho built ninny flro engines. He was ouco sent for to open nn Iron chest liindo by hlm seir; tho owner had lost the koy. Pat dexterously performed tho operation, und, holding tho lid with ono hand, presented the other with a demand for $10. It wns refused. Pat let full tho lid and walked off, leaving the treas ure ns rast sealed ns bororc. There was no remedy und reluctantly tho owner or tho strong box again sent for Pat. Ho promptly nppeared nnd tho box was Instantly opened. Tho first demand or $10 was quickly offered; but no, "I must have $20 now," said tho operator, and $20 was paid without a murmur, for tho lid nnd the lock wero still In tho Iron grasp or tho lockmuk er. Tho story ot his Incarceration wns this: Lyon was the blacksmith nil locksmith or tho Hank of Pennsylva nia. The vaults wero entered and a lnrgo sum of money was carried off. Suspicion fell upon Lyon. Pat was nr rested and Imprisoned for n long time in the castlo, which, by his desire, tho painter hns introduced Into tho his torical portrnlt. In process of tlmo tho real culprit was found to ho tha watchmnn. Pat was released and mado his old employers nnd recent persecu tors pay handsome damages $12,000, I bollevo. Ho went back to his nnvll, forged Ills wealth and hammered Iron burs Into banknotes and eagles. Tha Kxlrciuo rmmltjr. Tho present lord chief Justice (Lord Russell or Klllowcn), years boforo ho took silk, was sitting In court ono morning, when nnothor barrister, lonn ing across tho benches during tho hear ing of it trlnl for bigamy, whlspored: "Russell, what's tho fcxtromt penalty for bigamy?" "Two mothers-lu-law," replied Russell. Htrani;o Indent. McJIgger That's a funny thins. Thingumbob What Is? McJIggo'- Miss Pabsey was an old maid boforo sho was married, nnd now that lior husband Is dead she has becomo a young widow. Tho proper dlstanco Itetwoen eyes Is the width of ono eye. tin Wi&mmmsmfmif