SGTKzmcxsznzr- ri"Trj- "t...f t- " .. j.t I r "-"CTfr? ?" i u ! i ' fll i If i ? i THREE KNAVES AW) A THUMP. My professional reputation was nt stake. I bad, airco months before tho dato of which 1 write, permitted n no torious desperado to escape from my charge, nnd I wan distinctly out of favor with tho department. I hnd u peculiar Biiperfltitton about the adroit criminal whoso ruse had outwitted mo. Ho was tall, nlcrt nnd graceful, with n face- that reminded mo strongly t tho pictures I had seen of Edgar A. Poo. Ho had an Insinuating mannor nnd tho most musical voice I ever heard. Ills profession was snfo-brenk-lug. I had onco apprehended tho man, and, curiously enough, It woh tho re suit of my first assignment to dotect Ito work. Ho had, as a result, served n term of soven yearn In tho peniten tiary. It chanced that during his residence thoro I met him several times nnd on each occasion ho had rcgnrded mo with a look that was none the less sinister bcrauso It was hnlf Jocular. Tho man's look was n menace. 1 know ho 'waB thinking that ho would bo re venged, nnd I'woh sure thnt only tho most conclusive of revenges would satisfy him. In other words, this man was determined to have my life. I always fared him wllh a look ns dark hb that which ho gave mo, for tho In tention In my soul wns no less relent less than his own. We were doomed, as I felt In my apprehensive sotiU to stand opposed In somn hideous trag edy. When, three years after his release, ho again Incurred the displeasure of the law, I, traveled C.000 mllc3 In my search for him, and discovered him nt length In Indian territory. How ho outwitted mo on our way hack to Chi cago Is a story 1 have no Inclination to tell. It wns, therefore, with mixed feel ings thnt I learned from the chief of our ngency of the nature of my com mission. Ho told me that Information had been brought blm of an nttempt to bo made that night upon tho safo of tho McPhorson Investment company. The plot had been overheard by nn ec centric reporter for ono of tho dally papers, whoso business hnd taken him Into Homo sorry resort. From tho de scription which tho young mnn gavo of tho thrco conspirators tho chief hnd no difficulty In establishing their Iden- CltOUCHINO ON THE FLOOK. tlty. Tho foremost of them was my foo, Payson Wcntherby for, though ho had many aliases, this I believe to have boon his true tin mo. Tho second was a mulatto, Washington Drown, a mnn of much Intelligence nnd reckless cour age, who took his destiny by tho throat and made an outlaw of himsolf richer than court favor of u world which would, nt best, have shown hfm only contempt. Tho third rascal was an old time culprit. George Durkc, n tfclck necked, low-browed follow, who was born to crime. "How many men do you wnnt?" asked tho chief of me. "Two." "But would It not bo wise to out number your adversaries? They aro desporato men." I thought of Payson Wcntherby'B si lent challenge, nnd formed a resolve to meet him without odd- We expected to bo beforehand with our men, nnd with Ornyson, tho re porter who had given us tho informa tion, wero nt the spot a quarter of an hour before tho tlmo Wcntherby had appointed. Dut to our chagrin wo found tho rear window of the placo without a square of glass. My evil luck still held. Tho safe-blowers wero within. With me wero James Illgclow, a young fellow, fresh to n detective's life, and Nelson Green, n grizzled vet eran, cautious as a cat, and n man noted for his lightning-swift motions. They and tho reporter followed mo through tho window. A few steps moro rovcnled to mo the fact that the door of tho outer vault hud already boen forced. I motioned tho reporter to stand back and my men and I entered tho vault, which was an iron room lGxlti feet In size, and occupied by a heavy table and two chairs. Opposite the dour was the snfe proper, and before this three men knelt, all desperntoly occupied. I had noticed while I stood In tho dark alley without thnt there was u rising storm, nnd now a sudden ex cessive gust of wind blew shut the Iron door of tho vault with a report 'as loud as thnt of un explosion. Ono of the men It was Weatherby cried out in terror and leaped nwuy from certain little box-like contrivances which lay buldo him on tho floor. Ho thought tho concussion would cxplodo tho dynamlto, Then bo saw us, stand ling together, our revolvers aimed, and, jrecogulzlng mo, gavo a llttlo cluck with his tonguo nnd smiled cynically as ho threw up his hands In token of tho fact thnt ho recognlzod tho situation, illla confederates glanced up, saw us, and cowered where they were, but ono of them managed to extinguish the lantern by whose light they had been working, and they were possessed of tho vantage of shadow, I heard tho click of their revolvers, and, renllzlng thnt tho light I carried mado us fair turgets, I put It out. Half a second Inter a bullet clattered against the wall behind me. I dropped to the floor,- nnd tho men with mo followed my example. Then 1 heard a clattering at tho door, and knew that Grayson, the, reporter, was trying to get In to us. Dut though the lock must hnvo been forced, yet It did not yield to Its manipulations, nnd presently all was silent. Then tho unexpected happened. Through a tiny barred window, high In tho wall, a flash of white lightning gleamed, nnd we snw that our foes, like ourselves, wero crouching on the floor. Green fired, und a groan fol lowed tho report of his revolver. For some rcuson which I shnll never he able to explain, Wcntherby and I did not shoot. His smiling, Insolent faco menaced me, nnd I looked back with what defiance I could. Wo nil wnlted for the next flash of lightning, not drawing un audible breath. Never did sllcnco seem so complete to mo as In that llttlo room where six desperate men wnlted In darkness to do each other to tho death. If I could have heard a sigh I should have fired. I havo known wounds nnd tho surgeon's probe, but the pain of thnt sllcnco discounted them. I crawled along tho edge o'f tho wall that I might be In nn unexpected plnco by the next lightning gleam, keeping my revolver Just In ndvnnco of my nose. When the enveloping flash camo It revealed tho eyes of Payson Wcnth erby not six Inches from mine. We both Involuntarily recoiled; we both fired. A hit of lee seemed to graze my head, and then I felt a warm fluid dampening my cheek. Illgclow cried out suddenly, nnd I wns guilty of un utidlblo groan of nnxloty for him. Agnln we wnlted I cannot tell tho length of time. It was no more to bo measured that a hasheesh dream. Then out of the sllenco camo n vibrant, hysterical shriek. Payson Wenthcrby hnd not looked llko Edgar A. Poo for nothing. Ills delicately wrought or ganization revolted ngnlnst the strain upon It. Ho sobbed and luughed. Ho was a madman. This horror affected us ull similarly. We wore wary, but wo suspended hos tilities. Wo were on our guard lest this emotional maniac should dash our brains out or his own ngalnst tho Iron walls. Tho hasheesh dream reached out llko tho beginning of eternity, and wo be gan to Buffer for a lack of oxygen. Then cumo u battering nt tho door and I staggered out, drenched In blood from my wound. Somn ono helped mo up, nnd I heard later that It was Pay son Wet therby. When, six weeks later, I came out of tho hospital, they told mo ho was In a cell nt Kanknkec. As for mc, I gavo up tho detective profession. I had been a failure at It. But I have the comfort of tho reflection that It Payson Wcntherby defeated mo, I de featcd him no less, U No "Property" Kucape. Over the audlenco rests a settled, Im movable stillness, unbroken oven by n sigh. No expression referable to sor row, sympathy, Joy or tears lightens tho blank, dead walls of the faces. The Chlnnman is Impregnable. Only once do his eyes change, itnd that Is while tho property man Is on tho stage, and he Is never off. The Chinese property man sees his duty to tho management, and puts It lpto practical effect. No "property" shall escupe him. He gath ers all things by tho wny. When tho Chinese Homco slnys Tybalt tho prop erty mnn steps on to tho stage, gath ers. up Tybalt's sword, cup and cloak and things nnd walks off with them. He would enter Mucbeth's banquet hall while tho weak-kneed monarch was exorcising Rnnquo'B ghost, gathor up the goblets and plates In one arm and Macbcth's chair with tho othor, and carry them away. He would pluck tho roses from Elaine's breast; ho would take the, dagger from Juliet's dead hand; he would Interrupt Hamlet's soliloquy In tho churchyard with a re quest for Yorlck's skull, and ho would Interpose In tho murder of Dcsdemona to remove the pillows from her head. Leslie's Weekly. The I.nrceU Plant In the World. "The Inrgest plant In tho world," said an eminent naturalist ta tho writ er tho other day, "Is probifbly n gigan tic seaweed, known ub tho 'neroocytls,' which frequently grows to a height of moro than 300 feet. Tho stem of tho plnnt Is iw strong! as an ordinary ropo and Inrfeo quantities of It are dried and used as ropo by tho Inhabitants of tho South Sea Islands, where tho curious vegotablo ropes are found. Tho sea weed usually grows to a depth of from 200 to 300 feet. As soon as the plant takes root a spear shaped balloon Is formed, which grows with tho stem toward tho surface of tho contor. This balloon frequently has a diameter of six feet or more. It has, of course, an upward tendency, nnd therefore keeps tho stem growing until it floats on the top of tho water. This enor mous weed grows In such quantities that large meadowlike Islands are formed, which aro often so big as to Impcdo navigation. Tho ropes mado from tho stem of tho plant are usod for building purposes, und tho balloons when dried mako very serviceable ves sels. Washington Star, , Not Worth While. Ho No; I novor read books that aro talked about. She Dut why not? He It takes so much effort to explain If 1 don't llko 'them. Puck, FORTUNES FROM DREAMS. Inventor run Tell nf Home Strang" Kxperlencr. "It Is remarkable how Ideas of an Invontlvo nature occur to me," re marked Henry Holllngsworth to u Cleveland Inventor. "Frequently when eugnged In problems upon mechanics I have gone to bed and dreamed what sremed to be n perfect solution of that which had been uppermost In my mind during tho dny. Hut the troublo Is thnt upon awaking, while recollecting per fectly thnt I had dreamed tho solution, It wns Impossible to recall the details necessary to a practical application of my Idea. Von know, It Is said of tho automatic car-coupler of the double Jaw typo, that tho originator of the Idea was a telegraph operator who, while leaning back In his chair, with his hands clasped behind his heud, dozing, was brought to his senses by the blowing of a locomotive whistle. Thnt noise served us a connecting link for his thoughts. With his hands utlll clasped, sailor fashion, he slowly brought them In front of him, nnd wondered why the cars of that train could not he connected with ono au other In the same way his hands were hooked together. As n result of this curiously suggested Ideu wc hnvo the tho two Jaws of which lit Into each other nnd clasp after the same manner of tho human hands. There Is a west ern lnvenUr who tells of dreaming of railroad spikes one night lust summer. Ho saw around lm nothing but Bplkes, hundreds nnd thousands of them, and tons nnd tons piled up In front of him. Dut these spikes differed from nny oth er ho hnd over seen, In that the four faces were grooved. He thought about these spikes when ho woke up, and next night snw more spikes than ever In his dream. Then he became- con vinced thnt those spikes were intended us tho foundation for tho fortune that ho had bcn striving for. As n result tho western man has applied for a patent upon tho Invention, which, It Is claimed, effects a snvlng of 20 per cent in the steel used, and .makes a cheaper nnd better menus of holding the rail to tho tie than heretofore em ployed." Wnshlngton Post. PIRACY IS NOT PROFITABLE. No Cargo or Mold Now Tempt the Cnpldltr of Mariner. Now York Sun: A son of the old tltno yachting captain, Jack White of Hcd Dank, picked up a Mexican silver dollar of 1834 on Sandy hook the other day. Capt. Jack said It reminded him of many a dollar ho had seen that had boon picked up along tho Jersey coast nnd on Long Inland shores. "Mexican silver dollnrs," ho said, "wore tho money of tho commerclul world during nil tho early part of this century, and you could Hnd them whenever there were wrecks. Nowudays pirating would not pay, but In those days every ship had to carry a lot of money every tlmo sho went on a voyage. Nowadays a captain doesn't have to have unything hut a hit of pocket money, und It Is n fuct that many a ship goes out on a voyuge with hardly a dollar on hoard. If the captain needs anything, ho can either draw money nt any port ho ou ters or olse flnd credit there. It was very different a generation ago. la those days a cnptnln had to take out with him money enough to last him for the whole voyage and sometimes for emergencies besides. He often had big sums aboard also that were used In trndlng, or that repre sented n cargo Bold. It was not un common In those days for a ship to start out with n full cargo, bound for some foreign port, where tho captain would havo to hunt his own market. If tho cargo wouldn't sell well there, ho had powor to go to any other port to hunt a proiltablo market. Thon when ho hnd sold out ho wns expected to buy now cargo, either for a home port, or, perhaps, Homo othor port of tho world. It wns not unusual for a captain to bundle half u dozen cargoes on a loug trndlng voyage nnd como homo In ballast with a big box of sil ver dollars to helpv keep his ship up to the wind. Even tho llttlo vessels carried a lot of money aboard. I guess that dollar whb wrecked there fifty years or bo ago. and It has been drift ing around In tho sands ever since." When It Wa Dark. Tho Cleveland Plain Dealer says nn educated colored man addressod tho Btudents of Adelbert college tho other day. Ho told nbotit his experience In his chosen profession, thnt of a lawyer, assorting that on but ono occnslon had ho ever met with discourtesy nt tho hands of white men during his legal oxporlonco In his nntlve state, Virginia. This happened In n backwoods hamlet, where the general Ignorance of tho In habitants was some excuse for their boorlehness. In the course of his re marks ho perpetrated nn unconscious bit of humor thnt bi ought a smllo to tho students' faces and diew n laugh from tho speaker himself ns soon ns ho renllzed tho suggestion In his state ment. "I started out In my profes sion with somewhat gloomy anticipa tions," he said. "When I reached Alexandria, where there were 7,000 col or people, everything looked dark." It was at this point that the smile ran around. UUpnaed ta lie Teehnluul. "Did you say this was a comic opera war?" asked tho Filipino soldier who came Into enmp with a flag of truce. "That remnrk has been made." "Well, our general says ho's -willing to take you at your word. He wants to know If you can fix up the show so there will bo fewer marches and moro dialogue." Washington Stnr. Nature, after Hiaklng mnn, found sho had somo mutorlal left, so sho mado a dudu. OUE CLOCKS ABROAD. TIMEPIECES SENT TO EVERY QUARTER OF THE GLOBE. Demand For Cheap Monti (treat tho Manufacturer Cannot Meet It recall arltlr of the Trade Itound Clock for Chin. Amerlcnn-made clocks nnd watches aro now shipped direct from this port to every quarter of tho globo where civilization has mude or Is making Its way, says the Now York Evening Post. They uro for the most part of a kind with tho nickel nlarm clock nnd the dollur nickel wntch nnchlne-mndo goods, with which tho foreign manu facturer cannot compete. The export demand of last year has been the gteate.it the manufacturers havo Known; they have not resources sufli clent to supply the whole of It. Tho shipments In the ten months ending October aggregate In value nearly 1, C0O.O0O; which Is the same as saylug about n million und n quarter clocks nnd wntches. In 1878 tho exports wero valued nt about l,000,000;in I88!, nt about $1,300,000, und It Is estimated that for 1839 tho value will reach about 11,700,000. The clocks go to Hong kong, Duenos Ayres. Dombuy, Loudon. Cnpo Town, Manila, Aiabla, northern Africa everywhere: even, In somo considerable quantity, to Switzerland. The clockmnklng Industry In tho United States Is Just as old as the cen tury. It Ih on record, however, thnt Ell Terry patented nnd mnnufnetured an equation clock In 17U7. In 1807 this same Terry entered Into a contract with n clockmaker ofiWnterbury to mnke 4.000 thirty-hour clocks with sec onds pendulum, dial and -bunds, nnd nil for 4 each. He wus given three years to complete his contract. There wns then a clockmnker at Plymouth, another nt Snlem Dridge nnd another ut Roxbury all distinguished In their profession. In 1811 Terry perfected n thirty-hour clock of n new construc tion und at once nil the makers took It up successfully. Since then the Industry bus rapidly developed, until now one concern, the Ansonla Clock company, makes eight clocks and cheap watches a minute, or C000 u dny or 1.500.000 a year; and another, the Seth Thor.-.as Clock com pany, mukes. of clocks nlone, two u minute, or 1.200 n dny, or 400,000 n year. It tuny be snld. in passing that the cheapest nickel clock requires 450 "handlings" to complete. "I estlmnte.'' said a manufacturer, "that about 10.000 clocks a day are mude In the United States. That this enormous supply continues Is simply explnlned. Tho ehap clock or watch will keep good tlmo for nbout two yenrs. Then tho oil dries and clogs the wheels; nnd the owner buys n new one rather than, go to tho expense of having the old one repaired. Here's n llttlo clock called tho 'bee.' it was In vented In twenty minutes, It has gone nil over the world, and I shouldn't wonder If It held Its own In the mar ket until 20,000,000 are sold. Yqu must know thnt clockmnklng some time ago renched n point In progress near per fection. Tlie'lnipoitnnt Improvements of recent yenrs have been few," In ten months of 1808 ?ll,o00 woith of clocks and watches wete exported to China and $170,000 worth to Jnpnn. Tho Japanese are teaching- themselves clockmuklng; In the corresponding ten months of this year only 150,000 worth of clocks and wntches weie exported to that country. Tho demand In China, however, has Increased; nnd It Is pe culiar concerning It that nothing but round or octagon clocks enn be sold to tho Chinese merchants old fashioned wooden, large dial clocks, such as have hung in cotintry schoolrooms and churches for yenrs, nnd which now must bo mndo to supply this demand. The Chlneso aro beginning to make the cases for themselves, as the Japan eBo did long ago; for the most purt only the movements to lit nre sent to these countries. The nmount saved to tho buyer Is extremely small. Tho manufacturers have tried vainly to In troduce clocks of un Improved form nnd movement; but there Is prftetlcnl ly no sale for anything other than the octagon style, which can be shipped In nny position, and therefore Hrst mude their wny so fur east. The nickel alunn clock goes to tho mining cumps of Alaska and the Hud son bay posts of Drltlsh North Amer ica and to North Africa and Arabia even to tho tents of the Dedoulns. In tho orient, however, tho snle Is small, ns it Is to nil Indolent peoples. Queer orders come to tho manufacturers from such places. Tho catalogues of tho various firms drift through many countries, being carried to this place by a commission salesman nnd to that by a traveling merchant, being lost nnd found nnd traded and sold, gathering business for the firm nil tho time. Often orders nrrlvo In New York thnt were put in tho mail in somo out-of-tho-wny corner of tho world six or nine months before. It turiiB out usually that tho selection Is mado from a long out-of-date catalogue, and sometimes It hap pens that the clocks are out of date, too, being mude no moro nt all. When such orders are filled the pncklng cases are wired tightly, ns they are In nil shipments eastern countries; for the thieves are many nnd flnd It ensy to loosen a board and abstract clocks from the cases In transit. A Renegade KnglUhman. The editor of Voortrekker, n Kr gerBdorp paper, which hits gained nt torlety of Into by its violent attacks on tha Drltlsh race In genoral and tho troops in particular, h an English curate, and lute head master ol Allwal public; school. IRON GATES. Decay In Ironwnrkliig a Hlgn of Na tional Wuaknei. Iron gates, through tho bars of which landscapes und gardens could bo seen and admired, were brought Into voguo by n settled feeling of public security, says tho Magazine of ArL They were among tho earliest outdoor ornaments of n civilization which hnd becomo nutlonal In Its force nnd Industrial In Its nlms. They proved that tho so cial spirit, long fostered by religion, by commerce nnd by law, hnd nt Inst triumphed over the fierce pride, tho t mimical lust of power, which during so many yenrs had set the nobles nt variance with one another nnd with growing townships, making the draw bridge and the armored gate of wood ar necessary us wore a good sword nnd a heavy suit of mall. Thus tho Hinlth'sVrnft, after long ministering to the needs and passions of those un quiet times when war was an Instinct, became, llttlo by little, not only tho agent of n warfare which had been rnlBcd Into n nrt, hut also tho ncccs wiry friend of muny peaceful Indus tries; nnd wo nil know that our own civilization Is bound up with tho his tory of Iron, Is really dependent on tho active working of this metal. Long may It be so; for n genernl decay In lion working has over been a sign of national weakness. Thus It was In Itniy, In Flnnders. in Spain, as Mr. Stnrklo Gardner points out In his well known handbooks on smithing; nnd thus wo oo how readily wo mny pass through :n Iron gato Into tho vast flcld of modern history tho history of clvlllzntlon In Christian tlmeB. Aa might have been expected, Iron gates were Hrst set up on sacred ground, within churches and abbeys. They were known then ns grilles or screens, and they Inclosed tho choir nnd tho added side chapels. A very old ono has been handed down to us nnniolv. tho St. -Swlthln grille In Winchester cathedral, thnt tnkes our thoughts buck to the ted-handed days of William II. These gates, wc must remember, wore slowly evolved out of much oldet typo of grille, a grlllo In bronze, which came Into use either late In the seventh cen tury or enrly In tho eighth. Other ec clesiastical gates of Iron 'have yet to be mentioned; they were of later date, and were put outside a good many bu cred buildings. Some nre still extant In this country, the oldest of nil being probably those In front of Cirencester nbey, whfch are supposed to be early Elizabethan. Llko the younger gates at Canterbury cathedral, they close tho principal doors. TWO BLUFFS. A MfiiiHiit Meeting Iletween tho Kdl tor ami th Iteporter. Jack Rogers was a newspaper report er and broke. Ho had hung around tins Dubuque newspaper offices for a Job until ho hnd been requested to move on. So he decided to move on to Pes Moines. Dut how to get there, was tho question. Jnck put on his thinking cap, and the result wns that two hours later he found himself on n truln and the conductor standing by his seat. "Ticket!" said the conduc tor. "See here, conductor," said Jack, easily, "my name's Rogers, and I'm a reporter on the Des Moines 'Air JJlust.' I'm broke and I'm in u hurry to get back home with n big scoop. You lot me rldo und the olllce'll fix It tip with you." See?" "Well." said tho tonductor, "I guess that'll do all right. The road feels friendly toward the 'Air Dlust.' In fact, the editor Is In the hack coach. Como nloug and I'lL In troduce you. If he snys you're nil right It goes,." Jack was knocked all In a heap at tho turn things had tnken, but he hnd nothing to do bdt to follow the tonductor. They halted In front of a man In the coach, and tho conductor said: "Mr. Smltom, this Is Mr. Rog eis. He says he's a reporter on your paper, and wants tho ofllce to pay for his transportation when he gets to Des Moines." "How do you do, Mr. Rog ers?" said tho editor pleasantly, ex tending his hand. "Glad to seo you. Sit down here with me." The conduc tor didn't wait for any more, but went off. "Well, this Is nice of you," said Jack, too astonished and embarrassed to talk straight. "Of cotirso, I'm not on your pnper, but I'm broke and ynrned to tho conductor, hoping to get a Job and square It up later." "Oh, that's all right, my boy," said tho other. "Neither am I on the paper. I'm only riding on tho editor's pass." San Francisco Dulletln. What the Dug tint, A very curious circumstance hap pened nt Clinton In the fox hunt re cently. The dogs wero hard on tho heels of a fox, when the fox darted Ino a hole, but somo obstruction im peded Its passago, and It only entered fur enough to conceal Its body, leaving the end of Us bushy tall sticking out of tho hole. When the men came near they saw one of tho tlogs tearing across the field with the brush In Its mouth and tho fox flying in another direction, with nothing leftofJts beau tiful tall but the. skinned strflrtpV'Tho dog had literally pulled off'thejhlde, and lfavtng obtnlned tno ibruah.'retlred from the contest, Severitf shots wore fired at tho fox, lint failed to bring him down. Hartford Courant. Making Her Happy. Sunday-School Teacher Have you made anyone happy this week? Llttlo Girl YcB'm. Mrs. Highupp has a baby, nnd It's n awful squally, red-faced little brat; but, wo'n I mot Mrs. Hlgh upp yesterday, I told her she had tho sweetest, prettiest baby I over saw. Thsro aro critical moments In overy llfo when we must act nnd act quick ly. Rev. D. C. Garrett. BURR FOUND THE ASSASSIN. Famous Lawyer Once Cleared III Cli ent nf Murder. "I was particularly Interested," Bald an old Washington lawyer tho other ;.-., speaking of the Manhattan woll crime, "In the paragraph that describ ed Aaron Durr's dramatic net In hold ing a pair of lighted candles In tho fnco of n spectator in tho courtroom and shouting, 'Gentlemen, hero Is tho real murderer.' I do not question this, but I remember that Jore Clemens, onco it fnmoiiB United Stutcs senntor from Alabama, told of a trial In which Durr appeared for tho defenso of a man, charged with murder. My recol lection Is that the trlnl wus In the southwest. When Durr uddresscd tho Jury It wns night. Tho guilty man was In tho room. He had been tho principal witness for the prosecution, hut Durr hnd lenrncd that this wltncsa was the nssussln, nnd In closing his nddress for his client ho picked up two lighted candles from tho tablo and holding them In the faco of tho wit ness referred to, he exclaimed: 'Gen tlemen of the Jury, there Is nature's verdict. Now write yours.' At that moment tho witness fled from tho room. After Clemens told this story ho wrote nn historical novel called 'The Rivals; or, Tho Times of Hamil ton nnd Durr.' In thnt book ho wove tho incident Into one of tho chapters. The book Is out of print and has been for many years. Dut It had n great sale, particularly In the south, before tho civil war, for Clemens was a typi cal southern orntor. nnd n man of wonderful personal mngnetlsm. Tho object of the novel wns to mako Durr a hero, and to besmirch Hamilton's churncter. In one chupter where Durr wns high In tho esteem of Wnshlngton, tho Intter is represented as reudlng n. letter front Hamilton In which Hamil ton detailed some scnudalous gossip about Burr. Durr was standing behind Washington during tho rending of tho letter. Wnshlngton Incensed at tho contentH of tho letter, turned quickly and buw Durr, to whom ho said: 'How dare you read my letter over my shoulder?' Durr, us Clemens repre sents, stung to the quick, drew him self up nnd replied with all tho hutit eur of his nature: 'When your majes ty addresses such an Inquiry to mc In the munner you hnvo, tho only reply deceny enn prompt Is, Anron Durr dures to do nnythlng.' This, ClcmenH nvers. was the cause of the break be tween Wushlngton nnd Durr." FILTHY PEKING. The frightfully Unaanltary Condition of Chlmt' Capital. The three chief churncterlstlcs of tho Chinese capital which most Im press the newly urrlved visitor ate dust, stench nnd dogs, writes nn Am erican from Peking. There has been no rnln since June, nnd tho hideous trucks that nre dignified by the title of streets are ankle 'deep in black dust, mitcb of which lu nillrcrlaad Uth Along the mncndnmlzed streets, of which there uro three, aro open drains. These serve as Bowera from which tho sewage Is dipped und tho highways sprinkled. When It dries the pulveriz ing is resumed, and, In addition to tho original compound, the residuum of tho tainted water Is breathed Int: the lungs. From the gnyety of Jupan,J with Its dainty teahouses, pretty gar dens, polite, cheerful people, China Is n descent Into A vermis, 'i here are two' flushes the rich and the poor since In comparison with th poverty of the very poor, those In comfortable clr-' cumstunccs, the farmers, shopkeepers,' and others of llko" position, must be tountcd as rich. Tho one thought the dally struggle with half the population Is to secure food enough to allay the pangs of hunger. In summer they are but half clad. and. In tho north, In winter, their wadded clothing sim ply prevents them from freezing to death. They wear no underclothing, and the wadded garments, worn for years, left when not In use nt tho pawnbroker's, are blnck and stiff with tilth nnd Infested with vermin. The houses of the lower classes are wretch ed In the extreme, the floor of earth or brick, tho kang or brick stove bed, nnd a few poor utensils being the sum of their possessions. While they show great skill In mnny lines of purely decorative work the Chinese are not the best artisans In the world, espec ially ub carpenters, und the doors und windows are seldom fitted to exclttdo tho piercing winds. Added to this they rarely shut a door, and tho windows, covered with paper, which soon be comes ragged nnd broken, nre better adapted to excluding tho light than tho cold. The people suffer frightfully from chilblains during tho winter months, hands and feet being raw and bleeding, nnd thousands tile of pulmon ary complaints. Abienl'Mlnded. It was an electric car, nndn man was sitting between two women. Thov, man left the cir, and as ho passed out an umbroln slid from the seat toward tho flcwr and woman No. 1. Sho caught lt.tushed to tho door, had the car stoppol nnd told tho conductor to call the mn back. Tho man, how over.decllncdto tako what was not hlB, and so the god Samaritan, leaving the "watershed7ln tho conductor's hands, regained hrr Beat. Meantime woman No. 2, wh had seen and heard the N wholo perrmance, suddenly came out of her traice and exclaimed, "Where is my iimbilla?" You can Imagine the rest of t(o talo; but It wns very funny to seo all. Mllford Journal. Salyrs' trousers, or "trorabona panttf' ns they havo somotlmes boon calle, expand in boll-shape nt the botym so us to be tho more easily klc2d off In caso of tho wearor'B fall inlnit) tho water. - . Pr'T'-TJ''iwMWlllll ''f w-touMiweiifrrMw . , Mrt a! VSt. j m,attt0'klMk."A ,K MWL'.h.Tfagviuiir; im'M&M&, '42W A I I timmrmtmmMamm'mmmm mmmmmmaammmm