THE BED CLOUD CHIEF. WIDE WORLD NEWS. HAPPENINGS OF VITAL IN TEREST. A Brief Summary of Events In Which I'eople nro Deeply InlerrMctl Short fientcnrei Conveying a World of In formation to Onr Ileailcr. Wetlm-edity, May n. The bodies of aaji tlend soldiers from the battlefields of Cuba ami Porto Kico were yr.storday interred in the Arling ton untiuntil eciiietcry. The rumors of tin Immense combina tion of thp steel iuterestH nro piiu-tl-cally confirmed. It is to huve u capi talization of about 3Mi.'),000,000. The situation In Samoa continues In a strained condition. The whites nre lit the merey of the rebels, due to the orders of the powers to cease hostili ties. Jnmcs Hulmc Cnnflold, president of the Ohio university mid at one time chancellor of the Nebraska university, Una accepted the position of librarian f the Columbia university. The contract to furnish tho silver service for the battleship Kentucky has been let to a Philadelphia llrm a"t a cost of 80.000. The service will be tomposcd of more than "twenty pieces. At Stockton, Cal., Mrs. Hassal, who vfs morbi.Uy Infatuated with Mrs. William Hickman, killed tho latter and then shot herself. The two women were found locked in each other's em brace. Striking miners at Wnrdncr, Idaho, nro Retting obstreperous again, and their threat to clean out the company of regulars there before reinforcements arrived has paused great excitement. Troops are being hurried to the scene to prevent trouble. Tho democrat le central committee of Cook county, Illinois, adopted a resolu tion for theapprJutmentof aeommittee to sit as n ec-urt to try committeemen gainst whom charges of disloyalty have been made. It is said every morn brrof the county committee who fav ored or worked for the election of John 1. Altgeld for mayor is to bo removed. The Michigan society of the sons of the American revolution held ti dinner t Detroit lvt night at which Generals Mcrrltt, King and Wheeler, Secretary Alger and other distinguished citizens Rpokc. Hitter denunciations of anti imperialists was the principal theme of each speech. President McKinlc.v's course in conducting affairs in the Philippines was warmly supported. Tlinmday, May 4. riow manufacturers arc arranging to combine their interests. Frank Ho.sie. in jail at Mcheansboro, 111., for the murder of his brother-in-law, hanged himself. Mrs. George W. Childs has denied a rumor that she and General Joseph Wheeler were to be married. The Spanish cabinet council has de cided to devote .1.000,000 pesetas to strengthening the fortifications of the Canary islands. Tho promoters of the gigantio steel trust are trying to purchase the Car negie interests, having offered him the sum of 81.10,000,000. The local postofflce officials at San Francisco, acting under instructions from Washington, seized the Atkinbon circulars alleged to be bcdltious in tone. At Chicago Mabel Birk shot and probably fatally wounded Attorney David Wile and then killed herself. No cause for the deed is known. Friday, May 5. General Engan has gone to Honolulu. The rumor of an extra session of congress has been revived. The prospect of a retrial for Captain Dreyfus grows brighter. Spanish papers advise Spauiards in Cuba to avoid Cuban politics. A New York syndicate has pur ar chased Ycrkes' Chicago street railway interests. General Henry has wired from Porto Rico denying storks of privation and suffering. Kiehard Harding Davis and Miss Cecil Clark were married yesterday at lloxbury, Mass. The strike at Buffalo, N. Y., of the grain shovelers, is assuming gigantic proportions, and threatens to tie up traffic. The rebels in Samoa have consented to cease lighting, at least until it is 4 known what tho conclusions of tile commission are now on the way there. Culllson, a Kansas boom town, paid off nil indebetness yesterday, and made a bonfire of the cancelled bonds. The taxpayers raised tho cash and paid the bonds. Ilccaubc her mother, Mrs. Catherine Schultz, betrayed her secret, Mrs. Au gusta Styles shot her dead. Mrs. Schultz had told Mrs. Styles' 10-year-old daughter, that Mr. and Mrs. Styles were not regularly married. The woman was arrested. The tragedy happened in Chicago. Saturday, May 0. One hundred coal miners struck at Mowcaqua, 111. Secretary Alger Is in Chicago inspect ing the drainage canal. At Greenville, N. C, fire destroyed twenty-five stores and offices. Coal rate tariffs are not being main tained in Ohlo.und complaint has been made. President Mclvinley may attend the U. A. 11., meeting at Terre Haute, lnd., on tho 23d. 8am Hose, a negro, the murderer of Alfred Cranford and the assaulter of j Cranford's wife, was burned at tho 0" uke two miles north of Newman, (la., " yesterday In tho presence of 2,500 peo- ' ,' pie. At Fulton, Mo,, Edward Palmer shot und killed Thomas (lauaway, a com- 4f pinion, in a quarrel over a girl. Pal- ' iner's mind Is unbalanced. Gantiway was a member of the Fourth MUsourl volunteers. At Smith Centre. Kansas, Mrs. Stock- man shot and killed her husband, Charles Stockman, from whom nho had recently been divorced. He wot . drunk, and was raising a disturbance t her house. She surrendered. Elaborate prepiratlons for tho re ception of pcaeo delegates are being made at the Hague. ('arson, New, wants the FilzslmmonR Jeffries fight. Tho Arena club has offered S'.'O.OOO for It. Andrew Carnegie disposed of his in terests in the Carnegie Steel Company to the combine. He was paid Sl.'iO.OOO, 000. A jury of while men in Kentucky awarded a negro 850,000 damages against whites who burned his home and drove away his family. The government has commenced work of putting in position the elirht cannons around historic "Perry Will owx"' on Put-ln-llay island. Governor Stanley of Kansas has named Major W. T. Metcalf to bo colo nel of the aoth Kansas, vice Funton, promoted to brigadier-general, A Baltimore ,t Ohio mixed train jumped the track near tledford. Fire man William Lucas was killed and Engineer Deputy was dangerously scalded. Tho New York state board of arbi tration is working hard to settle the lluffalo grain shovelers strike. Thcj are not meeting with good success, as the men are determined. llids were opened at the treasury de partment yesterday for supplying fur nlturo for the postoftlce at South Omaha. Neb. L. C. Thompson of Indi anapolis was the lowest bidder at 81 ,800 and he will get the contract, Kunflny, May 7 lluffalo grain shovelers are still hold ing out. and the efforts so far made to settle the strike have been fruitless. Captain Richard P. Leary of Haiti more, the new governor of Guam, has left New York for his faraway station. lohn 0. Wagoner, who has carried a bullet in his head since tho Custer massacre in 1870, committed buicidc at Stillwater, Minn. He was chief of General Custer's pack train in the Little ltlg Horn campaign. Mrs. I). A. Campbell of Lincoln, Neb., has been appointed by the national federation of musical clubs as head of the western section. Postmaster Gordon of Chicago, who is chairman of the general committee of the Chicago uutumn festival, makes announcement that Colonel Roosevelt, s regiment of rough riders will have its first reunion in Chicago in October. In a crowded street in front of the postofflce at Minneapolis, Minn., Ber nard Golllug attempted to shoot his wife from whom he was seeking a di vorce. He was prevented from doing so by a bystander, lie then attempted to shoot a policeman, and falling in this, he shot himself fatally. Tames Splvey of Company G, and William Helden of Company L, First Nebraska, are reported killed. The following arc reported wounded: II. F. Dunning, E, thigh, severe; John C. Hoover, F. abdomen, severe; Peter Madscn, I, abdomen, severe; William I. Johnson, K, knee moderate; Grant Chinn, K, knee, severe; Willard li. Ma. son, L, hip, slight. Monday, May 8 The U.iitcd States cruiser lluffalo arrived yesterday at New York from Manila. She was forty-four days on the way. The powder mill plant of the Potts vllle, Pa., water company, located in tho Indian Run valley, seven miles west of town, blew up, destroying 18 tons of powder. No workmen were about. A llloomfield, lnd., dispatch Bays that in Washington township James Simpson shot and killed John Shaffer, who had come to renew a petty quarrel with Simpson. Uoth parties are well to do farmers. The owners of the principal Cuban steamship lines met at Havana and re solved to send representatives to Washington with a request that the companies be allowed to fly the Amer ican flag, or to engage In trade with the United States and other countries. In view of Aguinaldo's refusal to negotiate with Spain for the release ot Spanish prisoners, the government of Spain has asked the French govern lniml to arrange for fresh necotiations at Washington through the French j ambassador there for the release of the pribonerh according to the stipulations of the Paris treaty of peace. Tuoailny, Mny 0. It is stated the mammoth window glass combine will be completed in a row days. According to a, high official all rail roads between lioston and Chicago are to form a hugh combine. Paint manufacturers met at Chicago and formed an association. M. J. Waugh of Lincoln is one of tho vice presidents. Three of the largest planing mills of M uncle, Intl., closed down as a result of being forced to pay an increased wage to the union men recently organ ized. The largest conflagration in the his tory of Masslllon, O., swept Russcl & Co.'s mammoth thresher and engine plant, destroying property valued at fully 8MK,000. Admiral Dcwcv has cabled his ad cjptauce to attend a banquet at New ork when lie returns to this country. It will bo given by 100 prominent men, each of whom will give 8100. Attorney General Monnett of Ohio, in answer to the Standard Oil compa ny, insisted Uiat an attempt was madt to bflbe him. He names Charles 11. Squires as the man through whom tin offer wis made. At Cumberland, Md., John Meyers, white, shot and killed William Parish, colored. Meyers caught the negro at tempting to assault Mrs. Kate Halre, an aged white woman. The coroner's jury rendered a verdict that tho shoot ing was justifiable. All efforts made to bring about a settlement of tho grain shovelers' strike at lluffalo have been balked by tho absolute refusal of the strikers to consider any proposition that did not include the abrogation of Contractor Connors' contract, aud the refusal ol the Lake Carriers' uwcclulion to cancel fio contract. Ar of Whale. The age of the whale Is calculated ac cording to tho number of laminae, or layers, of the whalebone, which In creases yearly. Fiom these Indications A& .f OAn 4i flRn voowa hau. hm.n in. I BTQ Ufr WW t' UUV IVftlri UU,U WV M0F lined to tyhales. UEA.KSE FOR SALE. FOLK REFUSED TO DIE UNTIL IT WAS SOLD. All Tlit Happened Uremia the Omclnl Driver Had a Commercial Mind One of the U"'r Feature of Life lu the l'lnu Tree Slate "To see If tho town will vote to sell the hearse, and, If so, at what price." That was tho most prominent clauso In the warrant Issued last week In Holdcn, Me., culling for the town meeting. Tho town meeting decided tho Important question without n dis senting voice, it has been ordered that the hearse be sold "at any price." So there Is an excellent and uiiequalcd opportunity to buy n respectable ox ofllcial hearse at n low price, for It la not probable that the vehicle will have been purchased before this Is printed. The reason is that the buyer no doubt will have to come from u dlstnnco, ns tho Holdcn hearse hns been a by-word and n reproach in all the country around that town. This Is all on ac count of salt fish. If It Is not clear at first sight what salt fish mny have to do with a town hearse, It will be clear after the thread of this argu ment has been followed to Its bitter end. It was about six or seven years ago that the authorities of Holden bought tho hearse to fill n long felt want. The archives arc silent on the subject of just how tho departed used to bo taken to the silent tomb before that, but certainly n hearse was so badly needed thnt even the most economical citizen of Holden did not object to the expenditure of tho $700 which was the cost of the stately car riage of woe. While It does not ap pear that dying became any more pop ular In Holden that It had been be fore the magnificent hearse was In stalled, It Is certain that, paradoxical though this be, the hearse did become popular. The first citizen to die after It arrived achieved n mild celebrity which spread over several countles.and which no doubt, would have pleased him Intensely had ho not been unable to enjoy It. Soon citizens of Holden got Into the habit of dropping cas ually into neighboring henrseleBS towns llko Eddlngton, Clifton and Dedham and making equally casual but loud remarks about "our hearse." The lively emotions of Jealousy which wero aroused by this did not deter thoso towns from borrowing the Hol den hearse whenever there arose any of thoso particular occasions when such a vehicle Is useful. But the glory of Holden only lasted two years. Then, ono day the town driver of the town hcarso blasted tho deputation ot the hearse and of Holden. On that un happy day ho had to take a corpse to Drookllno for Interment. On his re turn ho permitted greed plain, earth ly greed, totally unsulted to the office and the sombre dignity of a town driver of a town hearse to master him. A grocer tempted him with a dollar, and he fell. And, like another person who was tempted and fell, this modern male official Eve of Maine wns found out. When the hearse entered Holdcn the first person who looked nt It with the affectionate Rcrutlny that had become second naturo with all ablo persons in the town, fell back with n cry of horror. In tho heaise, the town hearse, tho Pride of Holdcn, was n bundle of salt fish! Tho feel ings which permeated tho wretched town when this horrible fact was made public might well be described as indescribable had not all the cit izens of the town described them minutely year nfter year since then. Old citizens wero so. justly Indignant that they declared that they would not die, a declaration which added great point to the vehement outbursts of wrath over the salt fish outrage on the part ot their prospective heirs. Pcoplo who had been 111 got better suddenly. One spirited man made a will providing that his children be FRANCE'S NEW SUBMARINE BOAT. The GiiBtave Zcde, France's new sub marine boat, has a displacement of 2G0 tons, and Is extremely long In com parison with her diameter, which Is about eleven feet, while her length Is rather over 147 feet. There Is a pe cullarlty about her rudders, as there are no less than four of them, or, rather, two double ones, ono pair for directing the Zcde's course horizon tally, the other pair assisting her to dive or rise. An electric motor of 750 horde-power drives the screw. Beyond the motor, looking forward, the end of a hugo block of accumulators, which extends to almost below the conning tower amidships, Is seen, while on top of the block appears a long tuetul cyl inder. This is a reservoir ot air. A corresponding block of a'cumula'tors and another air reservoir am Juat for ward of the conning tower. Just abovo these cylinders will bo observed tho manholes, or hatches, which give In disinherited should they send his earthly tenement to tho grave lu tho salt fish wagon. And l-Mdlngton, Clifton and Dcdhnm mndo casual re marks about fish thnt caused poignant grief in the hcait ot the Holden folk. In desperation the (own authorities had the hcarso repainted and revar iilshed, but In vain. They could not kill thnt fish slory any more than any other fish story can ho killed. Tho small boys threw stones at tho lions'! whero the blighted thing was stored, and tho sewing society of tho looM chinch decided solemnly that none of the members or their i datives ever would consent to be taken to their graves In it. Thus all tho popularity of tho Brent otUclnl henrso vanished, as all earthly things vanish. Unable to lino any corpse Into the despised carriage the town decided to sell It, So the hearre Is waiting for a pur chaser who will not be deterred from using it by the cry of "Fish!" BRITISH ISLE LANGUAGES. Great Dltcrtlty of Toucum Anionic Varloui I.nrJlltlrt. What language do you speak? This, you say, Is a strange question to ask a Llrltishcr. Yet stay and consider. Per. haps to many people It will be u great surprise to learn that a very consider able percentage of native-born Inhab itants of tho Urltlsh Isles cannot speak English. Naturally, the vast majority do uso It as the language of their birth. Hut In Wales there arc as many as fiOS.030 persons who speak only Welsh, the mother tongue of the principality. Again, In tho highlands of Scotland Gaelic Is the colloquial language ? 43,738 persons, who are able to speak j nothing else. In Ireland 32,121 sons of Erin can speak only Erse, tho native Irish tongue. That Eiso Is being dis placed by the tongue of tho sister Isle Is made evident by the fact that RCt. Joseph Ilosworlh, writing In 1848, gave Irish as tho commonly spoken tonguo of nearly 3,000,000 Inhabitants. At that time Welsh was spoken by 1,000,- 000 persons. Strangely enough, whllfc In Wales fewer people speak both En glish and Welsh than Welsh alone, In Scotland utmost five times as many people use both languages as thoso who speak Gaelic only, nnd In Ireland tho proportion Is still greater, being twen ty speaking both to one who Is ablo to spenk Irish only. Manx is spoken in the Isle of Man. The population of the Island Is 5f,598. The peoplo nro of Celtic extraction, with an Intermixture of Norwegian. The Island was under the rule of Norway from 870 to 12G3 A. D. Roth Manx and English nro used In the promulgation of any now law In tho Island. Tho Channel Islands have a population of about 92,000, nm! the language spoken Is French. Thus six languages nre used in tho British Isles. London Mall. Hecomlnj; a Wide Open Town. While the city of Havana Is full of Bwindlcrs, pickpockets frequent all tho rajlway depots, and gamblers make n business of boarding tho outgoing trains with card outfits, and big stakes frequently change hands as the cars speed on, conductors as a rule making no protest. Havana Advertiser. Danger In Delay. She Your proposal surprises me, and pleases mo at the same time, but you must give me u couple of days to think it over. He That's n long time! In twe dtiys I might think It over and cliangf my mind. Das Klelnc Wltzblatt. In tho Making, Eoaider This tea Is very weak. Landlady I buy only tho best tea, air! Boarder Doubtless. Its weakness 1 wholly structural, I bellevo. CilnMvrorkeri In the Holy I.anil. There nre many glatsworkers In Hebron, and among other things thoy manufacture tho glnss bracelets worn throughout Palestine. gress to and egress from tho boat The center opening shows tho conning tower, with Its steering wheel and lad der giving access to the interior, while below appears u portion of another cylinder. This Is n big water reservoir, which extends from below one hatch way to below tho other. A pump sit uated just below tho conning tower controls tho amount of water In the cylinder, which thus niters tho weight of the boat and assUts her to descend or ascend us the water Is pumped In or out. Below this again, on tho outside of the veiisel, Is n heuvy lead kcol or weight. The last opening near tho bows gives a gllmpso Into tho torpedo room, with air compressing motor for charging tho whiteheads. Beiwccn this and tho extreme point of the bow aro two water-tight bulkheads, another Is just abaft tho air-compressing en gine, while there are three others bo ween the main engine and the stern. INDIAN POISONS. MYSTERIOUS DECOCTIONS UN DBRSTOOD DY REDSKINS. "lie Klnil, No Matter When ArtittlnW tereit, Taken IttTert In Spring;-Another t'amre Complete, or 1'artUl I'nr.Oyilt of the I.t'K. From tho New York Times: "1 ven ture to say that no poisons known to sclenro the world over etui compare In their effects with tho deadly mix tures used by the conjuiers, or medi cine men, of tho Crco nnd Salteaux trlhrs of Indians, way up In the north west region ot British Columbia," ald Dr. James Melden of Manitoba hoforo a small group of his frleiuls the other evening nt the Hoffman house. Ho wuh on a Hying visit to New York, but found time to narrate tho following title: "These tribes," ho said, "llvo in (lint vast, wild region from 700 to 1,000 miles north of Winnipeg, Jusl on tho border of Eskimo land. They nre the last tribes to be met with before the Eskimos are reached, but they get nlong very amicably with them, as hunting ground demarcations are mu tually understood and respected. No doubt (ho ex(rcnio rigor of (he cli mate accounts for It, but they aro con spicuously peaceful for redskins, nnd perform almost Incredible feats of en durance. I havo known 'bucks' of these tribes to run ahead ot n dog sled as guides for over 100 miles. But for all they have such amiable dis positions, Just let ono of them get his anger or spirit of revengo aroused through Jealousy or envy and (he vlc (Im of his wrath meets n death more horrible than (he tortures of tho In quisition by the use of these mysteri ous, ballllng poisons, Tho modus op erandi Is simple enough. He takes bin case (o one ot (ho conjurors of the tribe for tho samo custom prevails among both (ho CrccB and (ho Sal- teoux who undertake the Job of re moving (he objectionable 'buck.' The conjurer (hen starts off Info (he dense forests nlonc and galhers n collccdon ot barks nnd herbs unknown (o bot anists. With (heso ho relufns to his wigwam nnd brown tho destructive mixture that docs tho buslncns. Now for tho peculiar wny lu which It works," the doctor continued. "I want to sny, by tho way of parenthesis, that these tribes never go on the wnrpath. They mnko no use of tomahawk or scalping knife. They never resort lo (ho popular redskin method of remov ing an enemy by shooting him down from ambush. Poison Is their solo re ceipt for settling scores. Fortified, then, with his potent drug, the man who Is out for vengeance manages to havo It administered (o his doomed foe in. his food. It may be mouths before tho effects aro visible. At whatever time of tho yenr (he poison Is tnken It never begins to operato be fore spring. Hero Is ono of the most amazing features. Tho first sign Ib the appearance of sores on tho body, and especially on tho fuce of tho vic tim. In tho courso of a month or so these would apparently dry up and bo followed by srnleB. Hut that Is merely tho seeming calm before the storm, for In tho course of n few months more, during which tho poor buck suf fers Indescribable tortures, these rcales drop off, and In their place great tufts of hair spring up. The last stages before death follows In Its most ngon Izlng form, far worse than tho tor tures from prusslc ncld and n great deal more prolonged. I remember well," resumed tho narrator, "how we had henrd of these Indian poisons In a vuguo wny for some tlmo in our country, but knowing tho medical books contained nothing of that sort under the head of toxicology we put the whole thing nsldo as n yarn. We were rudely aroused one day from this infidelity by tho appearance among us of a buck about forty years old who hnd been under his enemy's polRons. Ho wns In tho earlier stages, before tho Bcnles formed. As he was a man of wonderful strength and supcro phy sique, it was hoped by a missionary who hnd lived for mnny years with (heso (rlbes (hat the vlcllm's life might be saved If he could reach civili zation nnd get the benefit of profes sional skill. So ho had him brought, llko a good Samaritan, over that vast Sahara of snow nnd Ice, and put him In our hnnds. Hero at last was flesh-and-blood proof of tho poisons we had luughcd out of court n Impossible and wo lost no time In deciding to euro him. No mortal wns ever more cnrefully watched and dosed than that redskin. Wo tried every antidote known to materia medlca, both BWnple and compound, but the poison turned and laughed us out of court, securing a double revengo. Nothing wo ndmin- Irtcred could stop the slow but deadly mixture, Tho giant buck went through nll (ho stages I havo described, un tll'the most excruciating death put an end to his miseries. All our science wus bound hand and fool. uUerly help less In (he presence of this curious, fatal brew of an Indian conjuror. Wo know nothing and can lenrn nothing or tho herbs that enter Into thlB mix ture. Llko the tricks of pavago priest craft, this poison mystery hns long been kept a secret among tho conjur ers of these two tribes. They aro al ways few In numbor nnd oxerclae tho greatest caution In transmitting it to thoso who como nfter them. They ro qulro a long nnd severe training on thB part of any buck who feels Inspired to enter the conjurors' mystic circle. Ho must rctlro to tho summit of tho highest cliff In tho region, and there, night after night for months, hold sol emn communion with tho stars and clouds nnd winds. This Is supposed to glvo hltn a profound grasp of (he inys(erlcs of nafure, which Is all po tent In tho conjuror's art. During the daytime ho lives concealed In a moun tain cave, n most nwisome, Important and secretive being. Of course. In or der to bo less fit sny and more reccp (Ivo (o (he messages of stars and clouds he stnrves himself to (he bone. in he has gone through this regi men for months and returns, a living but Inspired skeleton, to his tribe, ho Is considered worthy to be vcstcd'wlth all the Ficrttn and sanctities ot tho conjurers' fra(ernl(y. So severe Is (ho preliminary (raining that few are ubte to pass through It successfully. As tho browing ot these deadly mixtures Is the conjurers' chief occupation, they form a sort of college of poison, But there's still another branch of this In dian mystery quite as baflllng ns (ho one I've (old. These (rlhes havo won derful powers of endurance aud mako greal boasts of their running quali ties, In this (hero Is (he fiercest pro fessional rivalryworse (ban any thing nnuing tho (heater folks-anil when a certain buck Is outclassed ho generally hunts up the conjurer for a niodlfiod form of rcveiiRC. Ho doesn't care to kill his rival; It will satisfy him to have him crippled und placed oul of (he race. The conjurer Is ready for business on (hat basis, too, and gives his caller n brew that makes short work of (he objectionable buck. Sometimes these drugs will paralyzo the legs of tho victim nnd havo no other effect whatever; a( other time they so sllffon (ho limbs (hut ho prnc tlcally hobbies about on a pair of wooden legs. Altogelhcr It Is tho most curious poison mystery In (ho world, nioro thnn over curious among tho (rlhes that know nothing nt all of in toxicating beverages nnd never brew ed any sort of Intoxicating stimulant." LONGEST Ktectrlo l'ovrer TtanmuUtlnn Line In the V .rid. New York Evening Post: Tho long est electric power transmission line In the world Is Hint of the Southern Cali fornia Power Company, which uses the water power of the mountain streams oast of San Bernardino, nnd, trans forming (ho energy ln(o electricity, transmits It (o Los Angeles, a distance of over 80 miles. The water Is token from tho mountains, and, by a sys tem ot tunnels aud canals, Is carried (wo nnd one-halt miles to n power s(a(lon, where, with n head of over 700 feel, It Is used to drive a scries of Pel- (on Impulse water wheels, which nro directly connected to altornutors of 750 kilowatts capacity, running nt 800 revolutions per minute and giving a current nt a tension of 750 volts. The water, after driving this machluory, Is subsequently used for Irrlgndon. The current is raised from 760 volts by means of transformers to 19,000 vo1t3,' which, being connected In Y, deliver a current nt .13,000 volts on a thrcc-phaso circuit. This current Is carried to Los Angeles by two three-wire circuits, supported on porcelain Insulators on wooden poles. At Los Angeles the current Is again transformed, (his time from 33,000 to 2,200 volts, at which ten sion It Is distributed to substations, where other transformers reduce It to 110 nnd 220 volts, or It mny be reduced at each hoiiRc by an ordluary trans former to a lower pressure. Tho cur rent delivered nt Los Angeles to the consumer nfter undergoing theso var ious transformations represents v5 moie thnn CO or GQ per cent of tho pow er In the water at the water wheels, but tho efficiency maintained over so great a distance Is about the best that can bo expected on a long power trans mlselon line. Dltl Not Knjoy the run. New York Tribune: Tho Elks ot Topekn, Kob., iccently gave an enter tainment, nnd sold advertising space on the ptogram to n local undertaker. The latter intriiHted the duty of pre paring tho "copy" to the committee In charge of tho ehow, nnd his card ap peared as follows: "George B. Palmer, undertaker, can fix you up nftor your decease so beautifully that you can look down (or up) and feel profoundly thankful that you have 'shuffled.' Three lovely vaults and plenty of Ice. Cut rates on ladles' nnd gents' cas kets." The undertaker was horrified when he saw the advertisement, and at onco Inserted n curd In the Topeka pa pers declaring that ho was "Innocent of this Ill-advised und Improper at tempt at fun," and begged tho public to believe that he regards death as a most serious maUer. She Might Have Known. Mr. Peck "I bco there's a Judge in St. Louis who says there are times when a man Is justified In clipping hl3 wife." Mrs. Peck "Yes, and I supposo you agreo with him, don't you?" Mr. Peck "I should say not! If I held such n view as that do you sup pose you would huve etcaped up to this " His last words wero drowned by the noise he made while tumbling down the eta Irs lending to the street entrance. Wm a looil Czrmr. Mistress Mury, Mrs. Julius tells me that last night she saw n policeman In tho kitchen with you. Mary Yes'm; I had him there to keep tho other men away! Tld-Blts. Unusual. Fuzzy Democrats nrq very queer, Wuzzy In what respect? Fuzzy Why, their dinners disagree with them betoro they aro eaton. Nvr York Tribune. Many I'liolpRrnplia of Kuynlt. It is calculated (hat 10,000,000 photo, graphs of (he queen and (he prince and princess of Wales are produced annual ly and find a ready salo all over the world.