75 fmstmUgSK v '. S&, Mft.sywM (k THE RED CLOUD CHIEF. V Kr. J IiULElt A "SUICIDE." CONVENIENT DEATH OF CHINA'S EMPEROR. AMlnUoa IlolUr.d o IIr Seen Retorted To bjr the Doxrarar Etnprett How th Toblla W. Prepared A MlnUter'e RAnlihrasnt. Loxdon, Oct. 3. A dispatch from Shanghai siys telegrams furnished by the Tao Tul, or local governor, to a Chlneso paper there, allege that tho omperor of China committed sulcldo September 21, after signing tho de crees which placed the dowager cm prcsi at tho head of affairs in China. This, it is added, Is undcrotood to mean that tho emperor was assassin ated. All tho English-speaking secretaries and tho principal members of tho Chlnesn foreign ofilco, It is further an nounced, huvo been seized and ban Uhetl. At the tlmo tho resignation of tho emperor. Kuang Hsu was announcod a dispatch from Shanghai announced his death. This report was dented from Fckiu, but as the emperor is rarely seen except by a few inuuediato at tendant tho matter haa been in doubt. It win announced In the decree that in view of tho complications of the hitnatlon in tho cmplro tho dow ager empress, tho emperor's aunt, had, at his earnest request, assumed con trol of tho government. At tho samo time guarded btatements were given ont that tho emperor was in poor health and that he could not livo long. These, it was generally believed, wcro to prepare tho publlo for tho nowa of lib sudden death. Among tho reform? advocated by tho emperor that led to his downfall were his determination to allow a free press and to introduce European dress. Ho had ordered all newspapers brought to him so that he might find as direct ly as possible tho condition of public opinion. lie had also appeared in public in European costumo. It was suspected that ho had designs against the sacred queue. Two or threo days before tho dow ager empress came into power, it is Mid tho emperor informed Knng Yuwci, one of his chlof advisers, of the plot, and urged him to escape, tolling him that ho himself would be assassi nated. According to a dispatch to tho Lon don Timos from its I'ckin correspond ent, the Imperial decree issued yester day dihinlssing from ofllco and banish ing to 111, Ciiinesu Turkestan, Chung Yin nouan, Li Hung Chang's oppo nent in the foreign ofllco, and former minister at Washington, '"acquits the dismissod official of complicity with Kang Yuwcl, the Cantonese reformer, but convicts him vaguely as crafty end treacherous." The true reason for his dismissal and banishment, the Times' corre spondent asserts, ia that Chang Yin Ilouan was a powerful supporter of the emperor's party. Kuang Hsu, the emperor, was born twenty-seven years ago, and ascended tho throno In 18S7. Ills nunt, tho dowager empress, was regent until he was proclaimed emperor. Since that tlmo oho has been tho power behind tho throne. Tho empress la C5 years old. Sho was cold as a slavo by her parents and was bought by a viceroy, who cent her to the emperor an a pres ent. At that time the had tho reputa tion as the most beautiful woman in tho empire. Tho emperor fell in love with her and made her queen of hi3 harem. Their son ho proclaimed heir to the throno. As tho emperor grow old he allowed his young wife to control tho affairs of tho empire. His ministers despised her as only a woman, but when they expressed tholr dislike thoy lost tholr heads. It became unpopular to criti cise. After the' emperor's death her son came to tho throne, but died in a fow years. For sixteen years sho waj tiie real ruler of China. The present empcrur never succeeded In escaping his aunts control. When ha selected his wives hia aunt vetoed his choice and mado him marry an Ugly nicco of her own. It Is anid oho feared the women of his cholco would deprivo her of hor influence. Tho assumption of power by the dowager empress is believed, In epito of ofliolal ChJheso denials, to moan tho restoration of the roaotionnrg party to the ascendancy and tho domination of Russian instoad of British Influence. CHINA GETTING INTO TROUBLE KacIUhtneo. and Americans Astanlted by a Mob la PeLln. London, Oct. 3. Tho foreign ofllco to-day received rt dispatch from tho liritish minister at Fckln, saying that Mr. Mortimer, a member of tho lirit ish legation, on returning homo yes terday with a voman, was insulted and attacked by n mob, which stoned him and coverod him with mud. Later In tho day, tho dispatch udiht, soma American missionaries wore similarly attacked, aa was the Chinese secretary of the United States legation. Tho lattor'a ribs were broken. Steps havo been taken to call tho attention of tho Chinese government to these outrages. New Klug of 84m o a. Wasiiinoto.v, Oct. 3. Tho stato de partment gives confirmation to tho ro-" port that It has given its assent to tho return to Samoa, after on exile of ten years, of the former king, Matanfa. It is assumed that this chief iu to be mado king to succeed the late King Malietoa, who died about a month ago. No liajer at DavU'a Tile, Pamu, Oct. 3 It is rumored that Dreyfus has already been transferred from the Isle do Diablo to Cayenne, whore ho awaits a steamer to bring Vim to a French or an ALjerlau port. GETTING READY FOR CUBA. Iu Ik Tow Day All Northern Camp Wilt be Ahaudoneri. Washington, Oot, 3 If tho present plans are carried out it is expected that tho evacuation of Cuba will havo been complotcd by December 31 and tho new year will seo tho American colors raised all oror the island. It In now believed tho plans will bo carried out because advices to-day from tho military commission in Havana indi cato that Spain will no longer contend for delay. It is said tho transports which took the prisoners from Santi ago will promptly return to Cuba to facilitate a opoedy evacuation. Thcso transports have a capacity of 25,000. It is not likely that moro than 00,000 or 73,000 soldiers will return to Spain. Tho other 30,000 or 00,000 will remain, lay down their arms and becoma cltl xens of tho island. This, it is consid ered, will bo in no wico objectionable to this government. Secrotary Alger has said that 50,000 or 00,000 United Stato troops will bo ntationcd in Cub.i at points which will probably bo decided upon within the next few days. It Is tho plan of tho administration not to concentrate any great number of troops iu nuy ono place. The army of occupation will probably consist of four infantry di visions and ono cavalry division. Tho plan of keeping tho Seventh nrmy corp together will doubtless bo aban doned, and on this point Gcucral Fit. hugh Leo has bson in confercuco with Secrotary Alger. Colonel llceker of tho quartermas ter's department, who has been in the South for tho past two wcoks looking over points most suitable for embark ation, has recommended Charleston and Savannah. It has been decided to abandon Camp Meade, Camp ltlack and tho camp at Lexington, Ky. Sec rotary Alger has bald that tho troops there would bo sont to camps in tliq South not yet settled upon, but that tho winter camps will nil bo within tho limlti of Georgia and South Caro lina. Orders will be issuod very boon for tho movement of troops, so that they may not bo exposed to tho hard ships of tho Northern climate. When n&kcd as to tho disposition ot tho whole army Secretary Alger said that with 12,000 men in For to Rico, 20,000 in the Philippines and from 50, 000 to 00,000 in Cuba, there would not be moro than about 50,000 loft. Thcso would cither bo in tho southern camps or assigned to stations. "How Ion? will they remain in tho southern camps?" Secretary Alger was asked. "As long as they aro needed in tho service," he replied. TRAIN ROBBER ARRESTED. W. V I.ovte, a Railroad Man, Iu Ctutotl; at Kansas City. Kansas Citt, Mo., Oct 3. Tho po lico havo in custody William W. Lowe, n railroad switchman, who, they de clare, is one of tho men who held up and robbed tho Missouri Paclflo train near Leeds tho night of September 23. Tho officers claim that between state ments mado by Lowo and his wife they havo enough ovldcnco to convict him of tho robbery and to warrant tho arrest of bcvcr.tl other man. Sensational developments will doubt less follow the arrest of Lowe. The pollco assert that ho had letters in his pocket from Jesso James, jr., son of the notorious bandit, and John Ken nedy, tho man who is belioved to havo been implicated in half a dozen train robberies around Kansas City. Lowo has been under tho survcll lacco of tho detectives sinew the timo Kennedy was arrested for tho murder of Miss Schumacher. He and young James were almost constantly at Ken nedy's trial and aro known to have been ou terms of frlendbhlp with him. Young Jesse James has borne a good reputation. Chlof Hayes admits llnd lug the letters from Jesse James, jr., and John Kennedy in Lowe's posses bion, but ho will not divulge their contents, nowovcr, ho acknowledges that the letters will form very impor tant evldenco when tho gang has all been captured and brought to trial. Tho police proceeded on tho train robber rnso on the theory that Ken nedy's friends had planned and exe cuted tho job. Lowo was among tho' number who testified for Kennedy at his trial, no is a railroad man and was reared in Cracker-Neck. So there was no surprlso among tho pollco when a woman who lives near tho Lowes in West Sixteenth street gave information that Lowo had told his wife that ho had a hand in tho last Missouri Paciflo robbery. Detectives Harbaugh, Sanderson, Ilryant and Kcshlcar wcro at onco sent to arrest Ijowe. Ho was taken to tho Savoy hotel and "sweated." Mrs. Lowo was also examined by the pollco and bhc gavo sufficient evldenco to warrant holding her husband. Tho officers tried to keep Lowo under cover until they could forgo a solid chain of evldenco ulout him, hut they decided this morning that it was useless to keep tho arrest a soerot any longer. There are not fewer than twenty fivo detectives working on the train robbery caso now. This morning six new detectives came la from St. Louis. Aotor Commit! Sulcldo. Nnw Yonic, Oct 3. Scott InglU, an actor in Julia Arthur's company, shot himself through the heart lust night. Inglia was dismissod from the company a fow deys ago for failure to attend a rehearsal and had been refused ro instatument by Miss Arthur, llo wo without funds. DIM Over Her Dead rrUni'e Roily, Chicago, Oct. ;t. Minute Budelnkl, while leaning over tho casket contain ing tho body of her girl friend, fell forward on the coffin and died. Th( two irlrls will be buried sldo by side. THE ILLINOIS IS AFLOAT. Itlit Letter chrUtrnoil the Second of 111 Sinter 81il. NiswroiiT Nkws, Va., Oct 5. Tho nattleahtp Illinois was launched from the Newport News company's docks at 12:33 p. m. Miss Nancy Loiter of Chi cago hroko n bottlo of wluo over tho ihlp's prow and christened her. Tho crowd of visitors iu estimated at fully 20,000, and It is believed that fully XOOO persons witnessed tho launch ing. Tho Illinois is tho second of tho threo great sister ships to bo Inunchcd this year. Tho first, tho Alabama, was floated from Cramp's yards May 18. Tho Wisconsin will leave tho ways in tho yards of tho Union Iron works in the latter part of November. Thcso three ships will be the most powerful In tho nuvy until 'the still liner trio, tho Maine, Missouri and Ohio, shall be tunnelled. Tho layman who doesn't know a mlzzen mast from a bilgo keel will at nnco nntlco 11 vo peculiarities of tho Illinois typo: Tho forward deck is considerably higher than tho decks of tho Oregon. Tho after deck, with Its heavy tur ret, Is eight fcot lower than tho for ward deck. Tho smokestacks aro sldo by Bldo Instead of one in front of tho other. Tho ships fairly brlstlo with 0-Inch guns. Tho turrets nro elliptical, not circu lar. Tho added height of tho forwara deck, which gives twenty feet "free board" against twelvo feet in tho Ore gon, will ennble tho Illinois to light hor guns from their great elevation above tho water in seas so heavy that tho guns of tho lower vessel would be submerged and useless. Splendid sea going powers nro expected to result from this increased freeboard, by which is meant thu height of tho hull above tho water line. Tho Illinois typo carries heavier guns and heavier tinuor for a given displacement and speed than nny ship In tho world. Tho Majestic, of tho liritish navy, has n displacement of lS.Ot-O tons, 2,500 moro than tho Illi nois. Yet the Illinois will carry four 13-lnch guns to four 12-lnch of tho British ship, and fourteen C-lneh to twelvo 0-lnch of tho Majestic. Her side armor will bo 1 )i inches thicker than tho Majcstlc's, nnd her turret armor eleven inches thtokor. A Bmaller ship, slio offers n smaller tar get, and, drawing four feet less water, Bhc can navigate harbors and channels where her bulky unlagoulbt dare not inter. In tho Illinois tho 6-inch guns arc abandoned and a battery of fourteen C-inch rapid lire guns aro substituted for them. Thcso will bo moro effec tive than tho eight 8-inch guns of tho Oregon. Each of theso guns will bo capablo of firing 103-pound shells, pen etrating 15.0 incites of plate. Light of thcso guns will bo enclosed within a central battery on the main dcclt, pro tected by a wall of steel & inches thick. Forwnrd, in tho bowa of tho samo deck will bo two moro 0-inch puns, similarly protected, and four other 0-lnch guns will bo mounted, two on each side, on tho "tpar" or upper deck. Thcso will havo 0-inch steel protection nnd may bo fired dead ahead or dead astern. Larger by 1,000 tons than the Ore gon, larger than tho Iowa, now tho biggeat battleship in service, tho Illi nois is still so designed that sho will bo able to enter any harbor open to tho smaller battleships, while in the raattor of speed sho will rank with nuy of them. Her nominal bpeed will bo Id. 5 knots. With all stores on board alio will displace 12,323 tons; her normal displacement is 11,525 tons to 11,410 tons of tho Iowa. Sho is 'Mi feet long and 7- feet 2-; inches wide; tho Iowa is 300 feet long. Tho Illi nois will draw 23 fcot 0 inches. Whilo her normal coal supply Is 800 tons, sho can carry between 1,400 and J, 600 tons. She will carry forty officers and 440 men. Tho first keel plate of this vessel was laid February 10, 1897, not quite twen ty month ago, and tho percentage of work complotcd to this date, based on tho vessel littcd out and ready for bca, is botwucn 53 and 51 per cent. Tho contract price was 32,505,000 nnd the date of completion is stated to bo Oc tober 5, 1890. CUBANS NEED PUNISHMENT. Aruorlcan Troop Bent to Manzanlllo to Etnp Dltorilera. Santiago, Oot. 5. -In consequence of serious disorders due to tho insur gents in tho vicinity of Manzanlllo, General Lawton is dispatching thither tho steamer Itelna do Los Angeles, with ono battalion of four companies from the Third immuncs under Coloucl Hay. Tho Cubans havo plundered the iugar estates and have committed such depredations that It beenmo necessary for tho planters to appeal to General Lawton for protection. Colonel Kay'.. instructions aro to deal with offenders with tho utmost severity, putting down lawlessness with a firm hand. Ho has full powers to act in a num mary manner and to order that the death penalty be meted out for theft or attempted violence. Colonel Kay, who has just returned from Guantanamo, where he was in command, reports similar trouble there with tho Cubans. In Defeiuo of lilt Motlie.-, Modiijj, Ala., Oct. 5. Francis V, O' Connor, 17 years of age, a mouldcr'a apprentice, stabbed John Kitchen to tho heart in defenso of his mother at their home this morning. Kitchen died Instantly. Ho had served two terms In tho penitentiary. O'Connor surrendered to tho police Immediately after tho Btabblug. It is not expected bo will be prosecuted. TREATIES OF PEACE. IT TOOK MUCH SKILL TO AR RANGE first PHOTOCOL O Jolin Hull lLtr.t to Let Wwrtl Ilia llmt Xitvliratort with the II irlmry Btaten Department Cleric Conducted I trull UK Which Kiutcil Mrslcnn War. Spain's dlplonmtlc representatives Mil havo to exorcise all tho craftiness thoy run credited with possessing If In tho ticaty of peaeo thoy help to forum Into thoy eectiro nny practical conces sions beyond tho terms of tho protocol tholr government ban assented to. So far ns the United States Is roiieeriied it will bo a wibo of "I win, you loso," nnd all Spain can hopo to uecotupllflh In the negotiations Is to huld on to ns much nn hor Into antagonist's generos ity will permit her to rctnln. ttvon It tho ntU.utttigo wcro not nil on tho American sldo history bIiowh Hint your Undo Samuel has usually been nblo to drive n pretty fair bnrgnln when It tomes to trcftty-iunklng, notwithstand ing ho Is credited with being nwkwnnl at diplomacy. Hut sometimes It Imb been ti great deal easier to nogotlato a favorable ticaty than to get tho other party to keep It. 13chidlng our Indian relations from consideration, tho United ut.itco luifl Icon party to many Ecorca of trcatlo'i treaties of "nmlty nnd friendship," making commercial nnd navigation regulations', defining boundaries, pro viding for the extradition of criminals and for other purposes. Hut tho trcnt Ich of most timely Interest are thoio which rmmmed up the results of tho arbitrament of tbo sword in our Inter national quarrels. When John Hull gavo up an n bnd Job trying to bring the recalcitrant colonies into lino ho hated mlchtlly to lot go of un. The revolution was practically over with tho surrender ot CornwnllU at York town, Oct. IP, 1781, but Mr. Hull didn't realize for j-oinc time that ho had been properly licked. Ho wnnted to quit fighting there was no doubt of It but ho didn't like to pay our prico for peace. So It was 'way in November ol thu ne.t year before llngland finally sent Klchnrd Oswald over to Paris to agrco to piollmlnary urtlclen for n peace treaty. Tho provisional treaty wn signed Nov. .10, 17K2. During tho Interval there had been ft gicntdeal of negotiating nnd palavering under "un ofllrlal cover nnd In other diplomatic ways of beating nbout the biwli, nnd tho colonists woro beginning to wonder if they would havo to do more fighting to mnko King Ocorgo own up that wo hail earned tho right to govern ourselves, Hut this doubt was set nt lent by tho provisional treaty, which gnvo full ac knowledgment of our Independence, though tho king and snino of his cab inet didn't lllio that concession a little bit .and It was not at all popular with tho English people. It wnim't very long, as tlmo went in thoso days of milling vessels and stage coaches, before an armistice was signed which ofilclully suspended tho war, though It had practically ended sixteen months before. The document bora tho signature of John Adams and Ucnjti niln Franklin for the United States and became effective Jan. 20, 17S3. Adani3 nnd Franklin stayed In Franco and, to gether with John Jay, agreed with Hartley, tho British representative, upon tho definite peace treaty, which was signed Sept. 3, 17S3. And did John Hull then let go? Oh, no! According to tho seventh nrticlo of the treaty he was to call all his soldiers homo from tho United States territory at onco, and they wcio not to break tho furniture, to allow nn thing that didn't belong to them to stick to their flngeia or to wall: off or sail awny with nny of our slaves, whom wo did not wlEh doprived of the blessings of a frco country. Hut when tho English troops evacuated New York 3,000 negroes, It Is snld were taken with them or had been sent ahead. Eleven yenro later British troops still occupied Detroit, Mnckln ww, Fort Erlo, Niagara, Oswego, Oawc gatchle, Point an Fcr and Dutchman's point. Can you Imagine Spain occupy ing Cuba eleven years after she agreed to evacuate? Well, the United States of 1791 and that of today aro two qu'to different subjects to trifle with, And thcro is a misplclon that Spain has held tho hot end of the poker In Cuba for so long that she is really glad to lot go. When Great Hrltuln's attention was politely called to theso failures to ob servo her agreement she replied, In subBtance, that wo were another; that wo ourselves had ignored ono of tho ar tlclea of tho treaty which had to do with the collection ot dobto by British aubJertB and tho restoration of confis cated property. Mr. Jefferson prompt ly entered a disclaimer and somo right saucy rcmnrks were Interchanged. Meanwhile tho Hritloh troops were holding Detroit nnd tho other frontier posts and giving tho Indiana fathorly advlco an to which side they should tako if thcro happened to bo rt fight. All tho Indications pointed to nnothcr conflict and President Washington had sounded a noto of preparation, when tho news tame that John Jay had sign ed a treaty with Lord Orcnvlllo on Nov. 19, 1794, which wns to Fettled all tho trouble. And so it did come very near doing, though England didn't altogeth er glvo up trying to bulldozn us until wo hnd got Into another tusslo a fow years later. About this rame period wo woro hav ing several varieties of troublo with Franco, whilo she was at tho samo tlmo having nil kinds of troublo herself for theflo wcro tho days of the comtnuno und tho directory. Our affairs with her wcro amicably adfaated by n treaty on Sept. 30, 1800, after we had got warmed up to neaily fighting humor. Thon tho Hnrbary states began to oother us. Wo had endeavored to in duce tho king of Franco to protect our Interests there, but ho would do no moro than promise his good offices to porsuatlo tho dusky sovereigns to bo good to us, At first we tried to hold them to frlondly conduct by tho pay ment of stipulated tribute, but they soon begun to object becauso they didn't got nn occasional "voluntary present" of n warship or two. Finally wo did sond several warships but not ns proscntB which at various tlmoa used their persuasive powcra In a very undiplomatic but cffcctlvo way to bring about tho signing of treaties with Trip oli, Tunis, Algcrln nnd Morocco guar anteeing penco without tribute. Ono ot tbo agreements was signed on n United Stales war vessel after repeated picas for delay had been poremptorlly denied by the Yankee afllctuls. Our second war with Great Britain had scarcely begun when President Siadlhon, In n mcesugo to congress, an nouncod tlint ho had "conveyed to Great Britain tho terms upon which peace might bo brought nbout." Then the crar of Uuosla offered his media tion, which w.i8 accepted by tho United Stntes, ami James Huyiud, Albert Gal latin and John Qulncy Adams woro sent to St. Poternbiirg. Tholr mloslon proved n failure, nn Great Britain de clined to accept the crar as a poti maker. Lord Castlercanh, however, wioto to our state department propos ing direct negotiations for peace. Tho commlHclon, to which Henry Clny had been added, proceeded to Gottcnhurg nnd later to Ghent, tho first conference being held nt tho latter plnco Aug. 8, 1811. On Dec. 21, 1811, tho treaty wns feigned by Adnms, Clny and Gullatln In behalf of tho United States nnd Frederick John Hoblnson, Henry Goul Inn n and Thomas Adams for Great Britain. Thus was tho hatchet burled between John Bull and Uncle Sum never, lot us hope, to be resurrected. For In thcso days England hi glad to court au alllanco with tho nntlon she onco appeared to think not worth both ering to keep faith with, while fair Columbia seems not to find Albion's ndvuncoH distasteful. 'I ho treaty of peace which endod our war with Mexico was negotiated by u subordinate of tho stato department pattly In defiance of Instructions from Washington. Whilo the conflict was going on Nich olas P. Tiltt, chief clerk In tho depart ment of state, was sent to Mexico to rccclvo nny proposals for pnaco which might bo forthcoming, provided thoy Included tho cession of Now Mexico nnd California. Mexico couldn't Eeo her way clear to such an nrrangoment and on Oct. 8, 1817, Trist was ordered to come home. It there hnd been a cablo to cut no doubt Trlst would havo cut It, for ho wahn't ready to return and didn't come till ho got ready. Whon ho did como ho brought tho treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, which he had con cluded with Louis a. Cuovas, Bcrnnr do Couto nnd Mlguol Atrlstaln on Feb. 2, ISIS. Tho agreement wn ratified on Mny 80 and proclaimed on July 4 of tho samo ear. New Mexico and California wcro ceded nnd Arizona enmo to it In n aubsoqucnt treaty. There was, of course, no treaty of pcaco at the conclusion of the rebellion, so this brings us to tho negotiations which will put nn official end to tho Spanish wur and which, In tholr pos siblo rcs'ulta, are second in lmportnnco only to tho treaty In which King Georgo acknowledged tho Indcpcnd. enco ot the United Stutcs. arandrar nt Character. The best thing in this world is a goad man. The grenlofet thing in this world la n groat good man. Tho most blessed thing In this world Is a blessed good man. Tho first thing that a hu man bolng should recognize about hltn loK in that his character Is his distin guishing feature, it iu not tho amount of money, tho amount of power, the amount of brains that a man has that is his distinguishing feature, but his character. Whatever fellow-men may temporarily say or do to tho contrary, this Is a fact, that what separates him from otbeis and gives him bis individ uality Is his goodness or lack ot good ness, according to its degree. Money, power and brains hnvo tholr place, nnd thoy exert nn Influence in temporarily deciding a man's position and recog nition, but the standard ot tho ages, by which nny ono and every ono Is tried, Is gbaractcrj and in God's sight, which Iu the final and determining sight, men aro what they aro In wishes and purposes, it U not, Uien, too much to eny that the Mipremo ambition of a person's life should bo to securo a worthy character. Everything elso, however important, is merely aubsl dlary. Beauty of person, brllllunty of achievement, ncuteness of Intellect, sway of authority nro secondary, wnlli goodness Is primary. Mollrrn'A Tait liny- It Is told of Mollcrc, that on the morning ot tho day on which he died, his vlfo and friends, seeing how weak ho wns, Hied to .prevent him going down to play that night, but in vain. "A man," said he, "suffers long ere ho dies; I feel that with me the end is at hand; but there are fifty poor work ingmen who havo only their day's wages to live on, and who is to give rhem bread tonight if I play not " So ho wont down, and played his great composition, tho "Malado Imaglnalre" dying all tho while, then went hoist to bed, and died. A Powerful Drnrclt Light. Tho largest search light In tho world was exhibited t tho Columbian expo sition, In Chicago, Tho icflcctlng Ions, CO inches in diameter, weighs 800 pounds, and Is mounted In a brats ring which weighs 7C0 pounds. The re flected light from tho great electric lamp Is equal to that ot 375,000,000 candles. A newspaper could bo read by its Ught a huudred miles away. 0U11 BUDGET OP PUN. SOME aOOD JOKES. OntdlNAt. AND SELECTED. A Varlrtjr of Jokra .Ilhft and IrotllM Orljjlnnl ntul Hclrctn.l Floltatu an4 tvttam from the TltU of Humor Hure Thine Tho lcnr(llct' I. intent. Uackwnrd, turn backward, O Time, In your flight; Make mo n "bach" again, Juat for to night; Fix It so Hint I cun come homo ones moro Without catching fits as I cntor tho doorl l'nhc from my neck tho sad yolfo that I wear; Oh, lot mo come In without losing my hair Tho boys havo Invited mo down to the club, But Tlmo won't turn backward, and there Is tho rub I lUcrtllng I'atlnnU. BfS&fc "I had supposed, until yesterday, Doctor, Hint tho days of tho blooding of patients weio past." "And so they nre. Hut what changed your mind?" "Tho bill you rent me." A Nmnrt Iloj-. "Mamma," raid Benny Bloobumpci, 'Mr. Trlvvot Bent his llltlo boy on an r i rand to get n hundred things, and Hmmy dtdn't forgot one." "That's tho right kind of a boy to have," replied Mrs. Hloobumpcr. "I r.-lsh you wcro like hlni. I can't send ou to the store for halt a dozen things lint you forget ono or two." "But I can remember all tho things Mr. Trlvvet told Jimmy to get." "What wcro they?" "A hundred postage stomps." ' IllH liuprcMlan. "Hiram," said Mrs. Comtossel, wh lad been rending u Latin quarter nov sl, "what's n lay-figgcr?" "Well," replied her husband, after long nnd serious thought. "I couldn't 3o no moro'n make a guesi nt It But fggs Is only bringing us 12 cents a iozen now." Washington Star. Ono of Miiuy. Thompson You look palo and thin, Johnsou. Why will you peiBlst in klll ng yourself working night and day itch weather as thlfl7" Johnson I am trying to earn money noiigh to pay tho expense ot a week's fCBt In tho country. New York Weak ly. Unite l'oMllilc. "Do you think I wear my heart on aiy Bleevc?" alio asked, scornfully. "I don't know," was his humblo re My. Then ho looked nt her. "There's more room in tho Blcovoa," tic added, "titan thcro Is in any other part of tho waist, any way." A Definition. Mrs. McLubbcrty (looking up from scr newspaper) Fhwot is an epigram? McLubbcrty Hear thot, now! It's molghty llttlo good yuro r'adln' Is ltthcr doln' ycz. Slime, an epigram Is l feller thot Is partlcklcr about phwot c ntes. Puck. A Record. "Did your Comedy Co. make n good Kfcord last season?" "That's what they did. From Miony to Finch's flats In four hours. No other company ever walked It la less than six." Knre ThlnR. Ho "I met Mrs. Sneerwoll. Friend o' yours, isn't 6he?- J She told mo peo ple at tho hotel think you and I are brothor and sister." She "N no; she's no friend of mine." Pick-Mc-Up. lVrfert Htrmicrr. Gluco&e "I say, who is this fellow flops, who is mentioned In the' pur beer bill In the legislature?" Corn Menl- "I agjpy, I havo been In this brewer) JHkrars and I have never seen hIm,Mfcrd his nam mentioned befdjVYr-k World. -.vtiiVmtTz-iWamtfw VA .Vrrfc-V. -H.l IV WJft Til'A.BMft'A rJ vfxiTWLmx mz w v tet p 3 i v - 'c 1 I w