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C'HAPTHP. XVI
O LADY Yt.M12rc
tool! Uit' :ttr and
lead It. Jl'in."
jlii' muttered. ' I'm
(finlil tho wish h
f !i l h r r to the
thought, my lfur
lioy." flip said, dry-
s, !y. "It's title I
laid it touch of
toothache or neu-
r a I g 1 a about a
week ago, cntlre'y because Iip was con
sumed with gaul though, utlnil. ho
declines stoutly that ho hasn't nail the
gout for mote than three months ami
persisted in having the window open
ill the way from Leicester. Hut as for
my health or any one's health hut his
own Riving him n moment's anxiety -why,
the Idea is ludicrous, dinply lu
dicrous. The gravest anxiety, Indeed.
I I'm! If 1 were lying at the point of
lentil, hia lordship might he anxious
till tho breath was out of my body."
"That was just what 1 said to to
myself," &ald Dick, who hail been on
the very point of uttering his wife's
mime. 'However, Laily Aj liner, 1 am
very glad to llntl that you ate all light
and in good he-ill h."
"Thank you. Dick." she replied,
holding out Iipi- hand to him; then, af
ter a moment's silence, iihe suddenly
burst out, "Dick, what Is lie alter?"
"Lord Aylmer'.' 1 don't know," Dick
answered.
"Ho is arter fiometnltig: I've known
It for weeks, but I cannot make out
what," Lady Aylmer went on. "First,
by his persistence that he has not got
the gout. I have been man led to him
a great many years, but I never knew
him deliberately deny himself the
pleasure of gloating over his gout be
fore. He must moan something by it.
I thought, of course," she went on, with
a nonchalant air, "that there was
Homebody else. Hut his anxiety about
my health, and his desire to pack you
off to India, wliere he knows you don't
want to go, mako one think differently.
In any case, go to the library and sue
him, and whatever you do, my dear
est boy, don't irritate hltn. Don't con
tradict him; tell him at once that you
don't want to go to India-that Is. It
you really don't want to do so; hut if
ho Insists, take my most serious ad
vice and temporize put the time on
anyhow tell him you must have a
week in which to consider the idea."
"Yes, I'll do that," said Dick, rising.
"Stay, wo had better send to him
llrfit," said Lady Aylmer. touching the
button of the bell. "Yes, Jenkins,
tell Lord Aylmer that Mr. Aylmer Is
hero and wishes to see lilm."
"Host to treat him In the imperial
way that satlatles him," said her lady
ship to Dick, ns the man closed the
door behind him. "I always do It when
I want to make him a little more hu
man than usual. I don't do it at other
times, bccutiso ho is eminently a per
son with whom familiarity breeds con
tempt." Dick laughed outright. "Very well,
I will ho most careful," he replied ;
then ndded, "it's awfully good of you
to give mo a good tip out of your ex
perience. I have never been able to
hit it off with his lordship yet. Per
haps I shall be more fortunate this
time."
"You may be. You know, of course.
Dick, that it was your steady refusal
to marry Mary Annanilale Hint set
him so thoroughly against you."
"Mary Aunaudale's money," correct
ed Dick.
"Ah! yes, It Is the game thing,"
carelcsKly.
"Hut I don't believe Mary Annandalo
would havo had me," Dick declared.
"Perhaps not. Still, you never gave
her 11 chance, did you? Now, of couise,
It is too late."
"Very much too lntc," returned
Dick, promptly, mid grinning gootl
liumorcdly at the remembrance of
how very much too Into It was for
him to build up tlio fortunes of tho
houso of Aylmer by means of a rich
wife.
Ho turned ns tho door opened again.
"His lordship will bo pleased to sec
you in tho library, sir," said Jenkins.
"I will como," said Dick.
"And good luck go with you," said
Lady Aylmer, kindly, as he wont.
"Como back and tell me how you get
on."
Poor Dick! ho did not get on very
well. Ho found Lord Aylmer sitting
in a big chair In tho library, looking
ominously bland.
"Good morning, sir," said Dick.
"Oh, good morning, Dick; sit down,
my boy," rejoined Lord Aylmer, quite
tenderly.
Dick gave himself up for lost at
ojico, but he sat down and waited for
"tho old suvago" to go on with the
conversation. Tor a mintito or so Lord
Aylmer did not spenk; ho moved his
left foot uneasily, In a wny distinctly
HUggostlvo of gouty twinges, and lld
gctcd a little with his rings and his
flngcr-nalla.
"You got my letter," ho remarked at
last.
"Yes, I did, sir; that brought mo
hero," Dick answorcd.
"Ah, Hint's all right," said tho old
lord, In a Bclf-satlsllcd tone. "Great
pleco of luck for you, my boy, great
' pleco of luck. I couldn't havo got It
for any ono else; In fact, I rather fan
cy Barry Boynton had somebody elso
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In his eye, though, of course, he
oitidn't veiy well refuse me. Ki 111. of
course, I hail to tell hint you were dov
1IUI1 anxious for the appointment."
"Hut I'm not devilish anxious fui the
appointment." Dlek broke in at last.
"I'm not aiilons for it at all "
For a minute or two the old mm
looked at him in profound iiinazomer.t.
"Damme, sir, do you mean to say
you're going to turn round on me after
all the trouble I've taken for you?
Damme, sir, do you mean to tell mu
that?"
"Not exactly that," answered Dick,
still keeping Lady Ayliner's advice in
his mind, but-- --"
"Then what do yon mean, sir?" roar
ed t lie old man, losing his temper al
together. "1 mean this," stld Dlek; (irmly; "up
to now I have, as you know, alwa.vs
set my face against going to India. I
hate and loathe thp very Idea of it.
Hnglnnd is good enough for tne, and I
went into the Forty-third on purpose
that I might not have to go to India,
or lose a lot of seniority. What I
want to know Is this: What lias undo
you take a lot of trouble, ami put your
self under an obligation to Lor-! Hkev
verslelgh, in order to bring about what
you know would bo utterly distai-tefii!
to me?"
Lord Aylmer looked at Dick as If
words hntl failed him, but piesently
lie found his tongue anil tiled it free
l. "Danitup, sir," he roared. do you
mean to accuse me of any sneaking,
second-hand motives? Ton my soul,
sir, I've a good mind tn write to laird
.Skevverslelgh and aslc him to consid
er tho appointment refused. Hut say."
as ho saw by Dirk's face that this
would bp the most desirable course he
could take, "I will do no such tiling.
Damme, sir, I've had about enough or
your nlrs and graces. Hark you, and
mark what I say! To India you go,
without another word; or I cut off
our allowance from this day week,
every penny of It. As you yourself uald
Just now, 1 go to a lot of tumble for
you, put myself under a great obliga
tion to a friend In order to serve yon,
and all the return I get for It Is that
ou get on your high horse and ac
cuse mo of second-hand motives.
Damme, sir, it's Intolerable simply
intolerable. And I suppose you think
I don't know why you want to shirk
a year or two In India, eh?"
'i don't understand you, sir," said
Dick, with icy civility.
"No, no, of course not. And you
think I didn't see you the other night
at tho Criterion, and mopping your
eyes over 'David Garrlck' afterward.
Hah! you must think I'm a fool."
For a moment Dick was stattlcd, but
he did not show It by his manner In
the least. "Well, sir." he uald mildly.
&??Z&syS
"WHAT DO YOU MF.AN. SIR?"
"I havo never been In the habit of ask
ing your permission to take a lady to
a theater."
"No," tho old savage snarled In re
turn; "nor whon you wanted to stait
housekeeping In Palaco Mansions,
either."
"No, sir," said Dick, (Irmly; "nor
when I wanted to start housekeeping,
either."
"And that was why you refused to
marry Mary Annandalo?" Lord Ayl
mer snapped.
"Not at all. I rofuscd to ask Miss
Annandalo to marry me because I did
not care nbout Miss Annandalo."
"Hah!" grunted the old mnn, In n
fury. "I suppose you bcliovo In all
that rot about marrying for love."
"Most certainly I do."
"And you mean to do It?"
"I don't mean to marry anybody at
present," oa4d Dick, coolly. Ho felt
moro of a sneak than ho had ever felt
In all his life, to leave tho old man
in his belief that his dear little Do
rothy was less to him than sho was,
yet ho knew that for her sake, for tho
sako of her actual bodily welfare, ho
could not afford to have nn open dec
laration of war Just then. Sneak or
no Eiieak, ho must manage to put tho
tlmo on a llttlo until tho child had
come, and all was well with Dorothy.
Lard Aylmer roco from his chair In
a rag? of tottering fury. "Listen to
mo, sir," ho thundered; "It may bo all
very pretty anil Idyllic and all that,
but you wouldn't marry tho woman I
choso for you, and now you shall go
to India to pay for It. It's no use your
thinking you havo any cholco in tho
mattor you haven't. I had enough of
your excuses nnd your shilly-shallying,
and all your puling sentimentality,
lovo, and all tho rest of It. What do
you want with love?"
"I bellevo you inavrled for love your-
mimic4 i nr-
v--
self, Rlr," niK-gdi nick, m his mild
est tones.
"And repealed it before three month
Ini'' gone over my bead, anil have gone
mt repenting ever slnie," the old man
snarled. Damme, sir. that woman I J
never tired of throwing it at me. V
I'll ninriieil her for her nu'tioy sho
couldn't very well have thrown that at
mo been a fool If she had."
There was it moment's silence: then
the old lord went on again, "Look
here. Dick, you've got to make up your
mind to one thing -I mean you go to
India, an you may as well go with a
gaod grace."
"I'll thin!; It over," raid Dick.
"1 want an answer now," Irritably.
"Tint's Impossible, Mr, unless you
like to tali" no for an answer, tight
away." Dlek replied (Irmly.
"1 suppose you want to talk the
matter over with the young lady In
Palace Mansions," uald the old lord. In
his most s iv age tones.
"1 don't think that would interest
you, whether I did or not," raid Dick,
coldly; "but one tiling is very certain,
which Is that I am not going to India
without thinking the whjs and where
fores thototighly over. 1 will come
again on Friday and tell .von my In
tentions." "And you'll bear in mind that a re
fusal of the appointment cuts otf jour
allowance at once."
"I will bear everything in mind,"
said Dick, steadily; and then he shut
the door, leaving the old man alone.
"Well?" cried Lady Aylmer, when
he looked into tho little boudoir again.
"How did you get on?"
"We didn't get on at all." Dlek an
swered. "He means me to go to India
by hook or by crook."
"And 1 wonder," said my lady
thoughtfully, "what It is that ho has in
his ir.lml. No good, I'm afraid."
CHAPTHIl XVII.
J'THH this Inter
view It was Dick's
pleasant task to go
home and' toll the
news to his wife,
it had to be done;
it was useless his
trying to shirk It,
because Dorothy
know why a n d
where he had gone,
and was too eager
to hoar the result of his visit to his
undo to let him even light a cigar
ette in peace, until she had heard all
that there was to hear; in fact, us
soon as lie put his key Into the door
sho Hew out to meet hltn. "Dick, Is
it good news?" sho cried eagerly.
Now Dick could not honestly say
that It was good news, but then ho
did not wish lo tell her how bad It
was all at once; so he gently prevari
cated, kissed her with even more than
his usual tondernesn, nnd asked her If
sho had been very dull without him
and whether he had been too long
nwa".
Ills well-incaulng prevarication had
exactly the opposite effect to Unit
which he had Intended. Dorothy's sen
sitive heart went down to zero at
once, and the corners of her sweet lips
drooped ominouslj-. "Oh, Dick, It Is
bad news," she said, mournfully, "and
you arc trying to hide it from me."
"No, no, 1 am not," ho said, hurried
ly, "but there's no need to tell all our
private affairs out here for everybody
to hear."
"Hut there Isn't any everybody," said
Dorothy; "there's only Barbara."
In spite of his anxiety Dick burst out
laughing. "Como In here, my darling,"
he said, drawing her toward tho drawing-room;
"and you shall give mo a
cup of tea v.iillo I tell you all about
it."
"And you've not promised to go?"
sho asked, as she began to mako tho
tea. "No, don't trouble, Dick, dear, It
la lighted, and tho water will boll In
two minutes."
(To bo Continued.)
A NOVEL HEN PARTY.
Kncli flm-nt lirutiKlit 11 a Contribution
11 Hnil f.l IMitrlcun.
The Boston Traveler tells of a now
kind of hen party that has found favor
In that titj-. It boars no resemblance
to tho time-honored idea that tea nnd
chitchat, gossip and smart hats, con
stitute the necessary adjuncts to t'lese
particular gatherings. Tho Interest
centcra about a real live hen of feath
ers, her chicks and her eggs. Tho
party originated In IUIh fashion: A
young btido nnd groom took a houso
in tho suburbs and went to housekeep
ing. A mischievous frlond called to
nee them and discovered on tho prem
ises a deserted honnerj', which sug
gested nn idea to his fertile brnln.
Ho at once communicated his idea to
other friends, who arranged secretly
for a gcnulno hen party. On a pleas
ant day tho Invited guests met at tho
railway station and proceeded in a
body to tho now home. liach 0110 car
ried a livo lion, a chick or n dozen
eggs for hatching purposes. 'Tho sceuo
which occurred when thirty-six guests
arrived with thirty-six installments
for tho hennery wns decidedly ludi
crous. When tho llttlo hostess recov
ered breath sho produced her chocolato
cups and tea biscuits nnd tho groom
showed hlniHolf a man of resources by
offering a prize for tho most laughable
Incident connected with tho purchase
of tho fowls. Ono of tho rules of this
now game is that tho lions must not
bo sent by express, porter or other
means of convoj'nnco, but must bo de
livered by tho purchaser. It is sug
gested that those feathered donations
would prove a great success in chari
table affairs,
Hlbson "How much did Daubro got
for his academy canvas?" Garner
"Don't know. Thrco jear.s would bo
about right." Tld-Hlts.
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FOinVOMXAXIHlOM.
ITEMS OF INTEREST FOH MAID3
AND MATCONIJ,
('crlmm. it I'ih'iii of l.uni; ,i;o Trltitniif
tint I'rnfi sthumt Wimt'iti - Mttiiriiliu;
(limns Hint In Dri'Mi the llirli I'.w
llllIK tiontlH.
t'nrlittiit,
n HIS dopUiruif man's
dark soul,
e'er thou eoultlst
tell of passloiH
ilorro
. VMS II
V O'er which Its
Ijft, .S.. w ' ' 't waves
fV!J roll:
V'P'lfVV' And all loo deeply
VW h a d m t t h o 11
V .V learned
Tho lou of wo
linn's heart
The thoughts In thine own bteasit that
burned
Taught thee tint mournful part.
Thine never was a woman's dower
Of teiitlernc.su nnd love,
Thou, who coitldst chain the eagle'.!
power,
Could never ta:in the dove;
Oh, Love Is not for such as thee;
Tho gentle and the mild,
The beautiful thus blest may be.
Hut never l-'ame's proud child.
When mid the halls of state, alone.
In queenly pride of place.
The niajchty of mind thy throne.
Thy seeplie mental grace
Then was I by glory felt, and thou
Didst triumph In that hour
Whon men could turn from beauty's
brow
In tilbute (o lay power.
And yet a woman's heart was thine
No di earn of fame could till
Tho bouun which must vainly plan
Kor sweet infection still;
And oh, what pangs thy spirit wrung.
K'eti in thy hour of pride.
When all could list Love's wooing
tongue
Save thee, bright Glory's bride.
Corlnna! thine own hand has traced,
Thy melancholy fate,
Though by earth's noblest triumphs
graced,
Bliss waits not on the great.
PA HIS FASHION TIPS.
Dlotiriiliif; Ciinrim.
Mourning gowns no longer have the
Hstlnctlvu air which made them so re
pulslvo to the average woman. They
do not suggest something apart, a
thing In the world but not of it. They
do not parnilo tho grief of the stricken
beforo tho eyes of an unsynipathlzlng
public. Damo Fashion no longer coun
tenances buch garb. Sho says wear
black if you wish, but do not wear it
to announce your grief. Wear It rather
because bright colors are Incongruous
with your sorrow and jar upon It.
Therefore, It Is that tho mourning
dress of todny has few distinctive fea
tures, but it Is made much on tho sam?
plan as a black gown for any one. Lus
tcrless materials aro still selected, but
they aro not londed down with a crush
ing weight of crepe, that mntoiinl
which strikes n chill to one's very
heart. Hero Is a gown which Is worn
by ono of Gotham's daughters, who,
v.iillo mourning a dearly beloved
mother, knows that nn extreme In
Fombcr attire 13 qulto ns lllbred as an
undue display of gaudlnes3. Tho ma-
terlal i circled Is tlrap ile'ete, which
tlra pet and clings so delightfully. The
skirt Is adorned with 11 braided de
sign, starting at the walsl in a single
line iititl branching out toward the bot
tom in mini graceful scrolls. The
bodice bad, In of the material, and mo
Is the broad vest. At each side of th
vest, below the arms. Is si pulling of
black moiifsellue. The same pulling
appears on the Mreve.-t, which are lln
Mietl at the wrist with pointed and
In allied etius of the material, and at
the Hhouliler with short. Heart braided
llounces. With the gown a crush toque
of dull silk, with soft paradise plumes
In black, and a dull e; buckle Is worn.
Nothing un-.ro tasteful than this out lit
can be Imagined.
lli'i'ltti; tlii II111 U.
Mrj. Alnietie Hugh Paget of New
Yotk has been giving sump very pret
ty dances to the younger set In honor
of her bro'her, Captain Payne Whitney
of Yale, and at all thrgn entertainments
none 1 1 its tastefully dressed as the
young hostess herself Mrs. Paget In
herited from her mother, tho Into Mrs.
Whitney, a talent for gowning herself
and from her father a good share of
Whitney diplomacy. At the last of her
dinner dances she wore a gown in
blnck brocaded silk, tho figures stand
ing out In mauve. Tho skirt was one
of the fitted ones hack and front, with
tiny chiffon rulllcs around tho foot.
The bodice was 11 pointed one, slashed
In points over mauve tulle. Tho neck
was finished with a band of black vel
vet, below which fell a deep rulllo of
ecru lace. The sleeves of the gown
were mauve tulle over mauve silk. A
gown of this kind can be duplicated in
cheaper materials with precisely tho
Eiinie elfect as Hie expensive one worn
by Mrs. Paget.
4!tliiitlro)H Am I.naileil.
Confectioners nowadays are turning
their art to something besides tho pro
duction of harmless sweets. For in
stance, thero la the now-ntylo gitmdrop.
It conies in little, fascinating red drops
that come forth in tho dressing-room
or some sly corner to do duty ns a
rotigo pot! Think of the frauds thoaa
red candles aro! Hut that's what the
red comfit that leads this double llfo
can do and nobody be tho wiser for It.
It's not so easy to carry a box of red
paint nnd n llttlo rag around, but a
candy Is so blameless looking that no
ono would guess It would ever, In pass
ing between the portals of "pearly
teeth," rougo the lips on tho route and
say nothing to any ono about It. Thero
Is another uso to which tho harmless
little bonbon Is being put that of ear
ning cologne to brighten the eyes. Eat
a piece of sugar common "loaf" nnd
put a bit of cologne on It nnd seo whnt
happens. They say that It brings teara
to the eyes and that tho volvet orbs
h wlm In moisture that adds to their
brill! tiicy, but it la something of nn
experiment to try It. However, thero
aro girls who do this sort of thing and
no amount of argumont would keep tho
cologne randy from their lips. Wlno
C011103 In for a bhnro of tho confoctlon
cr'u art hero. And when It come to
French liquors nnd all their tempta
tions It docs seem hard that tho choco
late drop may not ho trrusted Ing
with the other tilings pcoplo bellovc in.
Anothor thing that must bo put dowii
with tho shattered Idols of tho poivou
who has lost faith In bonbons is l.fto
fact that belladonna 3 carried nbout
In them, which, when swallowed,
makes tho eyes grow dark and largo
aoout the pupils. All throe randies nru
tnvlo In forms that rlocely resemble
the olIi'M- flntpler ones, no Hint only an
evpeit could tell Ihelr hidden charm.
Hut the girls have fouio fort of a
code by which lluv become aware of
the contents of ihe mysterious ones and
know how to buy ihrm with the eyo
or Ihe coanolseuse. The wine cainllea
1110 hard to c.iitj tiboul anil soon per
ish If they ere not speedily consumed.
They wore originally designed to give
Ihe girl a bit of choice rrfrashmcat
"between the aclii."
I'or 1 : ,n 1 11 u Wi'.ir.
A particularly graceful evening gown
Is made of clinging pale-blue llbetty
satin and adorned with Neapolitan vlo
It lit ami green leaves.
A comfortable evening cloak hangs
straight ftom tluoat lo feet and is of
deep mange mirror velvet lined with
ermine. A small capn goes round tho
i.houtdcrii of 11 tawnier volvet, hav
ing .1 high collar, This cape, likewise.
Is ciinlne-llnetl. Several (luffy frills
of pale yellow chiffon encircle tho col
lar and form a Jabot down tho front,
fastened with a diamond clasp.
A nhort cloak for evening roaches
only to the knees. It Is made of u
tose-colorctl brocade, with branches of
lilac on pale-blue satin ami tho lining
Is while-fox fur. A huge white-fox
cellar with an inner rttllle of cream
lice and lace ties lit tho f-ut, complete
T
I A handsome clonk Is of Ivory bro
cade, woven wltli threads of gold and
cut.siiortcr at the back and sides than
P Isn front, the front being cut In two
long points. The lining Is first soft
pink filllc and tlien white chiffon, tho
chiffon lining being edged all around
with chiffon flounces headed by a ruehu
of violets. A deep shoulder capo of
violet velvet falls over three llounces
on palp pink chiffon nnd n plaited vio
let velvet collar lined with tho pink
silk and white chiffon. An lncroyablo
bow of pink chiffon with Its ends
fringed with violets and fastened with
a diamond buckle completes this ex
quisite evening wrap.
t'lorchslniiiil Wiiiiicm'h Trillin.
While the business and professional
women of today go freely If not always
joyfully along the line of their chosen
work, it Is not long since woman vva.i
pleached to and constantly reminded
of her duties, lest she should step out
side of the narrow circle known an
"woman's upbore." Jane Austin, out
of deference to the views of her rela
tives, concealed her writings from tho
gazo of chance visitors by laying 11
handkerchief over the pages of her
manttficrlpt. Mis. Somervlllo was en
treated not to bring disgrace upon bor
family by persisting In her studies ot
mathematics; oven the clergy wan dis
quieted, nnd sho was condemned from
tho pulpit. Cnrollno Herschel's glor
ious work In astronomy was dono amid
discouragements, and there Is some
thing pitiful In the thought that her
laborious llfo was embittered by social
prejudice. Hut how thoroughly wom
anly tho most gifted women over aro!
l'rofossor Maria Mitchell left the most
delightful memories to her ptiplln, and
many a student endured tho mathe
matical work of astionomy for tho sake
of the professor's pcrsonnlltj'. Ono of
these pupils said that she had forgot
ten all sho ever learned about tho sun,
moon and stars, but she never could
forgot tho gatherings where Miss
Mitchell wns tho hostess, and alio
should always remember tho bouquets
and souvenirs at every pinto, and tho
poetry, In that print-like handwriting,
made for every ono of her girls.
NYilillnir A rriin commit.
A reader asks: 1. Is it proper to
Feiitl announcement cards to tho sisters
of tho groom if they arc not at tho
wedding? 2. Should ono wear hat aud
gloves if married in a traveling dress?
a. Is a bride over attended by two la
dles and no other escort; nnd if so,
where do tho Indies stand? Answer: 1.
It certainly would bo good form to sond
the cards to nil of tho relatives. Such
llttlo courtesies should never bo omit
ted. U. If ono Is married at homo tho
hat and gloves aro not needed, but If
tho ceremony Is performed in church
good F.onso demands that they bo worn.
3, There is 110 reason why two ladles
may not nttend a bride; Indeed, It.
might bo a very pretty Idea, They
should stand just at tho side of tho
bride, and on a lino a trade back of
her position.
A I. title Learning lit u Diiiiitdih Tlilnp.
Saunter A. Ixwg Dey may say nil
dey want tor 'bout do pleasure in being
eddlcntcd. I know dat my early oddl
catlon in hj'glcno has taken away
nearly half do pleasuro In eatln' fer
me.
Everett Wrest 'Bout nil do oddlca
tlon a feller really needs Is enough tor
bo ablo to tell do symptoms of fatigue.
Saunter A. Long Dat'a no dream.
But bow I can't even cat a twisted
fried cako wlt'out nil do Joy in do act
belli' knocked galley-west by mo
knowln' dat I've got tor put in t'rea
hours otlddy work dlgcstln' do ting;
ills rittuii.
He Maud Darling will nlways havo
something to remind her of. her pot
pug that died Inst week
Sho ilavo him cremated and save
the ashes?
He No, alio had a sausage-maker
convert him Into HqIj cuff-buttona.-
To Date.
Until .MlH-ilm; it.
Master Pat, I havo been missing my
liquor a groat ileal latelj-.
Butler So hov 01, sir, I t'nk It
would bo a good oidea to raypllnls
t'o bottle Ivlry I'.olght. sor."
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