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NOTES OF THE WHEEL.
MATTERS OF INTEREST TO DE
VOTEES OF THE DICYCI E.
The ('nllfornui Mionlrr Hrpnrlril to He
HmvIiik n Hock Time TrjliiR to
Hold Together Their Itrrogultlun l
the Crtiinillnn Wheelmen.
Tin- C'Mlirornlit Seceilern.
1 II K movement: af
J the Associated Cy
cling Clubs of Ca'.i
fornln, who have
assumed control of
Sttmlny racing en
tho Pacific coast,
aro watched with
Brent eagerness by
tho olIU-crB of the
I.. A. W. Tho
oarlv rate meets
held in that section wcro fairly suc
(cssful ami the outlook for n general
voeosslon of western ililui'H from hu
league looked encouraging. Ittcly.
however, advices of the piogicss of the
Sunday Racing League Indicate that
general dissatisfaction 1b felt hy the
racing men, their confinement to pure
ly local tournaments spreading discord
In their ranks. A prominent wheel
man In Han Francisco describes the
Itnallon as follows:
"The I,. A. W. national circuit has
liccn a success far beyond the antici
pations of tho riders In this state.
(Jicat numbers of new men nrc coming
to the front, and yet California has by
her own act cut hcrhclf off from all
part in this great circuit. The men
who howled long and loudly for Sun
day racing have It, anil It has been in
i mensure 11 success, but whether it Is
worth the price paid Is another story.
The racing season In this state, if the
meets held on the Olympic clicult are
entitled to such a title, so far have not
been very prospctous. In this city
there has not been one meet since tho
Velodrome llasco, and yet we aie told
that when Sunday racing was the rule
there would bo Sunday meets with
great ciowds. Some of the best rac
ing men nrc beginning to sec the situ
ation more clearly now, and they real
ize. Just as was predicted when the
Sunday racing movement began, that
they have paid tho penalty suspension
by the L. A. W. for the violation of
the lenguu rules."
A Xbit Adjustment.
Chain adjustment at the ie.tr fork
lugs has never been one of the feat
ures that cyclists In general admired in
a bicycle, although a great deal of In
genuity hns been expended by cycle
mnkers nnd specialty makers to make
such chain adjustment devices conven
ient to operate. There has always ie
malncd tho Irksome work for the cy
clist of making the adjustment alike on
both sides, and tho adjustment by ec
centric discs in tho tear fotk lugs, by
which It has been sought to overcome
tho objection, have somehow not be
come popular, probably because eccen
tric devices In this part of the machine
could not very well be mndc otout
enough to work satisfactorily. It
heems now that part makers have
learned a trick from tho tandem build
ers who effected ftont chain adjust
ment in the crank hanger by placing
an interior shell containing tho bear
ing members eccentrically in it. This
has been found so satisfactory that on
several tandems this mode of adjust
ment In both hangers hns been em
ployed nnd now by a gradunl evolution
there are signs appearing on the hori
zon thnt tho samo method will be
rather commonly adopted for slngh
machines.
The lte.il Cliiiinpliin.
Tho fact that tho Amnteur Athletic
union holds a one-mile national bicycle
championship each season hns suggest
ed tho point thnt the L. A. W. should
discountenance this event. Tho na
tional onu-mllo L. A. W. championship
was won by C. M. Ertz of the Rlver
sldo wheelmen of this city at the Phil
adelphia meet. Natural!) this rider
received tho championship title. Fol
lowing the league meet the A. A. U.
holds Its annual championships, and
among the events is a one-mile bicycle
which was won by I. A. Powell, of
C. M. ERTZ.
tho N. Y. A. C. Tho point Is now
raised as to which rldor Is really tho
amateur champion at one mile. Doth
men havo won championships at the
samo distance but under tlm niiRntnna
v of different organizations controlling
' amateur snort. Now York Sim
Canuck Worried,
The wheelmen In Canada are greatly
Agitated over tho liability of the Can
adian Wheelmen's Association recog
nizing tho Associated Cycling Clubs of
California as holding Jurisdiction over
cycling In that territory, it 8 0VI
dont that tho Canadians will loso (he
allegiance of their riders In British
Coltmul.. unless they iccoeu!23 tin
oigunizatlon on the Pacific coast. The
Qjyjclnl organ of the C. V. A. In Its
Issue of Sept. 0 comments editorially
on the existing tumble as follow.
"The four letters ('. A. C. C. stand
for the Coast Associated Cycling Clubs,
pronounced by the L. A. V. a black
list association It was f mined by the,
cyclists of California because they
believed they could run their own af
fairs much better than the L. A. W.
was doing. Many erstwhile prominent
L. A. W. men are connected with tho
C. A. C. C, and Its Influence appears to
be spreading to other states beyond tic
Hockles. Just what the association's
strength Is Is hard to determine at this
dlstnncc. However, be tho
sueoss of tho C. A. C. C. little or gti-at,
tho tlmo hns arrived when tho Cana
dian Wheelmen's Association must
either recognlzo or Ignore It. S'omo
tlmo ago British Columbia rcqirstcd
that tho blacklisted riders of tho 0. A.
C. C. be allowed to compete In -'aces
sanctioned by the C. W. A. This re
quest was not granted, tho now asso
ciation being told that when it dMuon
strated its cnntiol over cycling aifalrs
in Its jurisdiction, action would be tak
en. Now British Columbia wants '.ho
question settled one way or the other.
Tho success of their race meets de
pends very largely upon the presence
of these American coast riders, ami
while no threats have been made It is
believed that It would not take much
to cause British Columbia to throw off
its allegiance to tho C. W. A., nnd as'
In its lot with the C. A. C. C."
I'ower Triiii'inllter.
How to gain speed in a mechanical
contrivance without the Itus of powct
has been nn unsolved problem to me
chanics for a long time, but it seems
that two Cincinnati Inventors have to
all Intents nnd purposes accomplished
this lemarkable feat. The invention Is
applied to bicycles only at present. Tin,
Idea of Messrs. Unit, and Heiter h
very simple although to some It ninj
appear difficult of explanation. The
"power transmitter" Is located nt the
hul) of the tear wheel. The ordinal?
POWER TRANSMITTER,
chain passes over at the rear wheel on
what answers the same purpose as tht
ordinary small spiocket wheel. The
sprockets of this wheel are loose and
are really a part of a large sprocket
wheel. The latter consists of parallel
disk wheels nttnehod to the hub of tlir
wheel. Resting upon the small sprock
et wheel aro extended levers which fit
Into specially constructed grooves at
some distance from tho center of the
hub. As the chain pulls at one point
of the inner sprocket the extended lever
engages one of the grooves nnd trans
mits tho power to that point. Tho cut
will explain this more cleanly. If thh
is readily understood It will bo seen
that the same force that is applied tc
the small sprocket is transmitted to a
greater radius, and hence with the
snme exertion ndditlonnl speed is at
tained. Unlike tho present me-
uioti, tno pulling siutlon ol
the chain on the rear sprocket
does not cover one quarter ol
the circumference thereof, but onlj
the point near the top, thereby making
the icslstnnce considerably less and al
lowing tho dlffeience in power lequlr
ed to be transmitted to where It wl
do the nnst good.
ICIWcrrc'K Kxperli-uce.
The London Cyclist, In comment Inf
on tho performance of Constnnt III
vierre, the French long-dlstancu rider
who Is now in this country, In tho re
cent twenty-four-hour race hold In
Paris, says: Rlvlerro should oommlt tc
memory tho English exclamation,
"Save 1110 from my friends!" In the
recent twenty-four-hour race ho retired
nt tho seventeenth hour, hoping to re
cruit his strength by a temporary rest.
Somo well meaning, but misguided,
friends gnvo him a potion, a sort ol
mysterious cnduinuce-cum-speed elixir
which, by all accounts, nearly settled
mm. lie was seized with violent ah
domlnnl pains, and for dnys afterwnrd
felt the effect of this drastic renirdy
So noro does he feel nbout, mentall
nnd physlcnlly, thnt no one dure men
tion the speed mixture In his presence
From such llko philtres may all good
speedmen be defended! Rlvlerro goes
to tho United Stntcs to try his luck In
various handicaps, of six, twelve and
twenty-four hours' duration. Our
American cousins beom still able to tol
erate long endurance fixtures, as wit
ness the recent six days' grind at Bos
ton. Time was when such ovents evok
ed more than passing interest in Eng
land; wo remember something of the
kind long before tho advent of pneu
matics, In 1879, at tho Agricultural
hall, when solid-tired ordinaries com
peted. But tho British public will not
may go beyond a 21 hour show
and our American cousins nro welcome
to keep their six days' grind ns long
as they pleabo on their sldo of the her.
ring pond.
Tho recent work of Tom Cooper, tht
Dotrolt racer, of tho national circuit,
shows thnt ho Is not riding In his usual
form. Racing men declare that Cooper
Is all out of condition, and needs sev
eral weeks of rest.
Ituc uaiicc nc inncnimr m
w inc nuuoc ur nAroDunu.
w
Tho new that Arehduko Franz Fcr
llnand of Austria, son of the late Arch
duke Carl Ludwlg and Princess An
nunclata, and heir presumptive to tho
throne of Austria-Hungary, hns mar
ried beneath his station, while It will
assuredly cause consternation In the
great courts of Europe, will hardly
surprlso thoso who know how prone
tho male members of tho Anwti Inn Im
perial houses havo been, nt least dur
ing tho present century, to enter In
to matrimonial alliances of this kind.
In this respect many of the Hapsburgs
have won much iinenvlablu notoriety.
I-ove, Indeed, has played a great part
In tho lives of many of them, bringing
In too ninny Instances ostracism and
social ruin, and in one Instance, at
least, a lamentable and untimely death.
Never singularly fortunate.the Haps
burgs havo of late years been singu
larly unfortunate. Study their his
tory for tho past few decides, and
how many domestic casualties and ec
centric acts you will find recorded.
Onl a few years ago Archduke John
of Austria disappeared, and they say
that the old emperor still mourns for
lilm. A brilliant fellow he was, hut
wonderfully hot headed and Independ
ent. "His teachers complained that
ho seemed to lack a sense of rever
ence." Ho entered tho army nnd at
onco Inaugurated several sweeping re
forms. The state authorities checked
him, and then. In revenge, ho published
11 hitter pamphlet. In which ho In
veighed tlercely against the Austrian
military authorities and claimed that
tho army was shamefully mismanaged.
Tho empeior punished him by sending
him to Cracow, but ho was soon back
in Vienna, writing music, studying
spiritualism, and otherwise busying
himself. The led tape of olllclallsni
ho constantly defied, and at last, In Sep
tember, 1S87, tho empeior deprived him
of all his olllces and forbado him to
appear at court. In disgust the arch
duke left Vienna, and tho world next
heard that he had assumed the nam
of Johann Orth, and had married Em
lllo Stubel. a pietty llttlo Austrian
alnger. It was 11 lovo match, pure and
simple. One day Emlllo "met a hand
some young man who said ho was n
student, and with whom sho fell In
love, because he loved her so tenderly.
Duly sho thought he dressed much too
MEMBERS OF THE
plainly. At a review of tho army,
however, sho saw hor student lover In
a uniform so duo that It almost took
her breatli away. She asked some one
who ho was and wna told that he was
Arehduko John of Austria." Johann
Ortli next became a captain, nnd soon
afterward tho world heard thnt ho hail
lost his life at sen while sailing to Val
paraiso from Buenos Ayres. Not very
long ago, however, tho junior spread
thnt ho was still alive and ho had seen
fighting on the side of tho congrcsslon
allsts In tho Chilian war. Anyhow,
there is no moro typical example of a
rebel llnpsburg than Johann Orth,
A kindred soul Is Arehduko Henry,
youngest son of tho luto Arohdtike
Rainier, viceroy of lombardy. I Jo was
a general in tho nrmy, nnd whllo stn
tloned nt Orntz ho made tho acquaint
ance of Frnuleln Hofinanu, a singer at
tho theater, with n monthly salary of
fifty florins. Sho was by no meaas a
great singer. Her Inst role was thnt
of Pamela, In "Frn Diavolo;" but sho
was pretty, quick wlttcd, tho very typo
of a Viennese girl, nnd above nil, Irre
proachable In hor conduct nnd man
ners. Tho nrchduke paid court to her,
and when ho wns obliged to tnko the
field In Italy l1" promised thnt ho
would mnrry her If his llfo were spared
and his promise he faithfully kept. Tho
emperor stormed, fumed, nnd did all
In his power to reclaim tho prodigal,
but nil his efforts were In vnln. Areh
duko Henry had vowed to ho true to
Frtuleln Hofmnnn, and not all (he
pftwers In Christendom could persuade
him to abandon her. All Francis Jos
eph could do wns to dcprlvo tho areh
duko of his military rank and cxpa-
w
w
mm
trlatc him. The mnrilagn took place
on February I, ISt'.S, and not until 18S0
did the emperor show any signs of re
lenting In the latter year he allowed
the aichduke to present his wife and
daughter to him. and thus the family
quarrel was ended.
The misfortunes of (Mini lotto, former
empress of .Mexico, form another sad
chapter In the history of the Haps
burgs. Marie Charlotte Anielle All
gusto Vlctolre Clementine Loopoldlno,
former empress of Mexico, and sister
of the king of the Belgians, Is now ly
ing ilaugeiousiy III. Sho was born In
IS ID, and was married In 1S57 to
Maximilian, who was placed on the
throne of Mexico, and was tried and
shot on June I. ISO". Mnxlmllllnn III
the midst of his troubles went Carlotta
to Pails to icquost some effedual aid
f 10111 Napoleon III. Falling In her mis
sion, she proceeded to Italy, where her
leason gave way In consequence of her
troubles and worry over the probable
fato of her husband. She was ovontu-
nllj removed to the chateau of It:ni-
' (hunl.nonr Btusaels.whero.aeeordlng to
leport, Kim has employed heiself dur
ing her lucid Intervals In writing me
molis or the Mexican empire.
King Lnipold ot Belgium Is now
chaiged at the court of Austria with
having squandered In various specula
tions, notably In his Congo enterprise,
the Immense fortune which he held In
trust for Carlotta. Carlotta has been
secluded from the view not only of the
public, but even of her Austrian, Eng
llhh and Ft oik h 1 chit los, for tho last
thirty years. Some months ago ru
mors weie circulated that she was no
longer Insane, but that sho was kept
under restraint by hor brother In con
sequence of his dread that she would
demand an accounting of her fortune.
Since the report of the Illness of Car
lotta these rumors havo been revived.
Tho iclatlves of tho former empress
have repeatedly attempted to seo her,
but In vain. King Leopold hns per
sistently refused to allow her to bo
visited by any of them, and this has
excited much nnlmoslty against him,
as well as distrust at the courts of
Windsor and Vienna. Queen Victoria
Is nn mint of Carlotta, and tho empress
of Austria Is her slRtcr-ln-law.
The death of Carlotta will lead to
still further bitterness between King
HM'SBl'Rti FAMILY WHO HAVE
Leopold and the reigning houso of
Austria, for, as widow of tho second
brother of Empnror Frnnz Josef, Cnr
lotta hns been a member of tho
HapBburg family, and as such a. large
shnro of her vnst property should go
nt onco upon her deutli to her hus
band's kinsfolk. Indeed, an account
ing ought to havo been mado with the
Emperor of Austria at the time Car
lotta became Insnno, since ho Is ono
of lils dent' brother's trustees. King
Leopold hns rlways avoided doing this,
In splto of tho protests that have
reached him from Vlcnnn. Indeed, nt
tho present moment tlicro Is .10 royal
personage In Europe who is In such
bad odor nt tho court of Austria ns
King Ixwpolri.
Probably tho most unfortunate Haps
burg of recent times was Archduke Ru
dolf Francis Charles Joseph. He wns
born August 21, 1858, and was tho eld
est son of Franz Joseph, Emperor ot
Austria. He was caicfully educated
and learned to speak ten languages,
and also became versed In zoology and
tho natural scleures. Ho was also a
great traveler nnd hunter. He was
married In 18S0 to tho Princess
Stephnnle. Duchess of Snxony, daughter
of Leopold II,, King of the Belgians,
It was one of the most brilliant nup
tial ceremonies of the century. Tho
royally wedded pair did not live happily
nnd tho piinceim nought In vain for a
separation. It was said that sho was
In lovo with an A 11101 Iran when the pol
icy of the state forced her to marry
Rudolf.
Rudolf's sudden death, which occur
red ai Meyerllng, near Baden, on Jan.
30. 1SS0, astounded Europe, and was at
first supposed to have been caused hy
npoplexy. Then the statement was
given out that the heir to Austria's
Ihronn had met his death by being nc
eldentnlly shot while on n hunting ex
pedition to Meyerllng. Later tho en
tile civilized world was staitled by tho
news that the prince had committed
suicide.
Tho archduke was deeply Infatuated
with tho charms of the Baioness Vet
cent, a beautiful young girl, who re
turned his love. Ho wished to he
united to her by morganatic marriage,
but his father would not allow such an
arrangement. On the evening of Jan.
2!) tho crown prince met tho baioness
In a gamekeeper's house not far from
tho castle of Meyerllng, and spent tho
evening with her. In the morning both
wcro found dead, lying sldo by sldo
upon a lied. It was asserted thnt tho
bnrnuess hud taken poison and that
tho prince had shot himself.
But theie were n grent many variants
to tho story, nnd though tho fact that
tho prince committed suicide is now
generally accepted, theie aro different
versions as to the manner of his taking
off. One story Is to tho effect thnt a
forester already equipped for the morn
ing's ohnso went to the house where
tho prlnco was staying in order to ask
tho gamekeeper for some Instructions
regarding tho hunt that was to take
place. He knocked loudly at the door,
a window was opened and n man Jump
ed out pud ran away. Tho forester
aimed nnd Hied, nnd tho fugitive fell,
nnd when tho forester walked up to
him ho recognized to his horror tho
crown prince, who had fainted. The
shot had entered tho prince's shoulder.
Tho forester called for help and, with
tho assistance ot a man who ran to
his aid, carried the prlnco Into the
game-keeper's house.
Tho baroness, seeing tho prince In 11
FIGURED IN HISTORY.
faint nnd bleeding from a wound,
Imagined thnt ho was dead. Sho Im
mediately took up her traveling bag
and pulled out a phial. Before she
could be prevented she drank Its con
tents and fell dead upon tho floor.
Soon nftoiward tho crown prlnto
came to and wns taken by his owii
orders to tho castle of .Meyerllng.
Hero ho ordered his valet from the
room Into which lie had been carried,
and hero he placed a pistol to his head
and fired n fatal shot.
Letters of the prlnco nnd, of the
ImroncRs found after tho tragedy tend
to disprove this vcislon, and Indicate n
premeditated suicide on tho part of
both parties. Thorn wore several wit
nesses who declared thnt they had seen
tho bodies of tho prlnco nnd the
baroness lying side by sldo immediately
nfter tho tragedy.
A man by tho nnme of Johann
Tranqulleln, known by the sobriquet of
"Baron Sclmii," who died on Ward's
Island nfter a career of dissipation In
tho United States, asserted that ho
drove tho crown prlnco to Moyorllng
on tho day of tho tragedy, nnd told n
very different story of tho prlnco's
death. Ho said that ho drovo the
prlnco nnd a Jolly pnrty of friends to
Meyerllng. No women were In tho par
ty. Supper was served In tho caiitle of
Meyerllng, nnd during the festivities
tho Baroness Votcern suddenly mndc
hor entrance Into tho supper room and
with flashing eyes asked thu prlnco If
It was truo thnt ho hnd renounced her.
Tho prince, nfter n silence, nnswered
thnt his father would nllow of no unlan
between himself nnd the baroness. Tho
latter thon drew a revolver and fired
at Rudolf. Tho ball wounded him i,t
slightly, nnd ho caught tho Infuriated
woman In his arms, sho innnnged.
however, to turn the pistol ngalnst her
self and Inflicted n moitnl wound. A
olntlvo of tho baroness then sprang
up and brought a ehampngno battle
with all his might upon tho head of the
prince, who sank upon tho floor nnd
died. Tho lovers were then Inld sldo
by side upon a couch and all the wit
nesses to tho sceno wero sworn to se
crecy. A number of stories varying in de
tails were current In Vienna during tho
dnys following the tragedy, nnd ninny
startling rumors wore whispered
nbout. The- court, of course, hushed up
tho affair ns much as possible, and so
the story of the prince's taking off hao
novsr been authoritatively told.
LI. TLE INDIANS AT PLAY.
Ilo JSnl l,ne Their Tumpcr I.Ike Oar
Lord I'liuutlero).
What tinconflned Joy when the
camera came out to picture some one,
or when we played pa-tol, tho game of
the bounding sticks, or the aboriginal
hide-and-seek, savs the Laud of Sun
shine. Wildest of all wns the fun when
the fire fights weie on and 0110 party
defended the Pueblo, and tho
other, assuming to be Comapche, at
tacked It at dusk. Then how wo rolled
ndobo mud pellets and stuck them on
the tops of our throwing sticks and
Jammed a llvo coal Into tho sldo of
each, and sent them hurtling Into tkn
enemy's camp-until all tho sky seem
ed to rain shooting stnis! And what
pei feet spirits! Now and then n flro
hall would find Its billet and there
would be 11 howl of pain and In tho
next bieath thu wounded warrlorllng
would bo bombarding again with mine
spirit than ever and not u whit worse
untitle. That Is another of the good
things that generally go with the
blown skills these children of tlm sun,
young and old, are lit players at any
game, for they do not lose their tem
peis. They give and take, like tho
manly dentures natuie tnennt us to
be. and not thu peevish, yclfltdt, Inflam
mable th'ugs that (ivlllrntlon has made
us, I w'lild like to see Just how long
one of these happy flro lights could go
on between nil equal number of Llttlo
lord Fauntloioys before there would
be several real fights on hand,
1 . 1
A WONDERFUL MAC1NET.
Some years ago, at Wlllet's Point,
New York, Captain King of tho United
States army mado an Interesting exper
iment. Ho took an old gun sixteen
feet long, wound It with ten miles of
copper who, nnd then connected It with
an electrical battery. Tho result was
astounding. Tho old gun, used to re
pulsion, tho synonym of destruction,
only useful when opposed to great
forces, hnd changed Its character com
pletely. It now exhibited wonderful
attractive power. The cannon ball
that onco whtstlod from Its mouth, now,
by an Irresistible force, leaped toward
it. Tho Iron nnd steel which It used
to repel wcro now enticed. In short,
Captnln King found thnt tho disused
gun wns tho most powerful magnet In
the world.
It soon became, one of the sights to
seo cannon balls, which no man could
lift, liso from tho ground (o tho muz
zle of tho magnet, nnd It did not take
long to find out thnt this wonderful
magnet hnd 11 lifting power of twenty
two tons. Ono of the moat interesting
experiments wns to plaeo 11 soldier
nbout a foot from tho muzzle of thu
gun nnd then turn on the current,
(rent Iron spikes would Juinp from tho
ground and attach IheinsolVi's to tho
silent soldier, who bristled with them
all over like a metallic porcupine. Even
great cannon balls would leap up and
hang upon him. There ho would stand
holding up much groater weight than
ho could ever poiislbly lift, and all with
no conscious expenditure of strength.
This, which was the natural, seemed
tho wonderful part of tho scene, and
always Impressed tho visitor.
For tho power wns not In the man,
but In the magnet behind him. It wad
simply working through him, and
would always do so as long as he stood
within the radius of Its activity, When
he moved away from tho magnet tho
Iron would fall from his body, becnuso
there wns no power In him to surtnlq
It.
Thorn Is 11 benutlful analogy lietweeu
this mngnet nnd tho Great Teacher who
said, "I, If I be lifted up from the caith,
will draw nil mon unto me," nnd who Is
today to mankind the supreme magnet
ic center and fountain of moral nnd
spiritual force. They who follow Ills
teachings nrc mndo strong to bear bur
dens they never could bear alone.
The C'uriifed I'hlloitonher.
"They say." said the Cornfed Philos
opher, "that a man Is known by tho
company he keeps, but there are a lot
of fellows who, If they wcra ically
known by tho company they keep,
couldn't keep It. I trust I have mado
my meaning clear'." Indlanuuolls
Journal! "
Mrs. Blinks (meaningly) I asked
Dr. Aquupura If whisky was good for
colds, and he said "no." Mr. Blinks
Well, I don't believe I've got a cold,
anyhow.,' It's something else. Did tho
doctor mention what diseases whisky
was good for?
DON'T.
Don't eat shad in 11 hurry, unless lifo
hns lost Its charms.
Don't sit with your back to a slight
draft; It might get too warm for you.
Don't wear your bathing suit to n
Christmas party, just to show folks
that you havo one.
Don't think that when woman gets
her rights sho will bo man's equal.
Shoil be his boss.
Don't swear beforo your wife. A
gentleman will always give his wlfo a
chanco to swear first.
Don't make a fool ot yourself l( you
aro a man; there's lots of women who
will do It much hotter.
Don't refuse to argue with a woman.
Ot course It doesn't do a particle of
good, but It affords her lots of pleas
ure. Don't throw old shoes after a bride.
Tie them up In a neat package and
send to her a year Inter; she'll apprr
elate them then,
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