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CHA1TKU XVIll.-tCoNTlstKlO
To go to I-Minbtirgh would take hor
too far from her liulovcil dead, while
thu thought of living with Miss Heth
erlngton at Aiuuinilule Castle positively
appalled her. She said "No."
The lady of tho Onstlu rceeled the
iefunal kindly, saying, that although
Mnrjorle could not take up her resi
dence at the Castle, she must not alto
gether avoid It.
"Come when you wish, my bairn,"
concluded tho old lady. "You'll aye be
welcome. Wo uro both lonely women
now, nnd must comfort one another."
During the first few days, however,
Marjorle did not go. She sat at home
during the day, and In the dusk of the
evening, when she believed no one
would see her, she went forth to visit
the churchyard and cry beside her foster-father's
grave. At length, how
.ever, she remembered the old lady's
kindly words, and putting on her bon
net and a thick veil, she one morning
-set out on u visit to Annnndnlo Cas
tle. Marjorle had not seen Miss Hether
lngton since that day she came down to
tho funeral; when, therefore, she was
isliown Into the lady's piescnce, she al
most uttered n frightened cry. There
sat tho grim mistress of the Castle In
state, hut looking r-s worn nnd faded
ns her faded surroundings. Her face
was pinched and worn, nH If with heart
eating grief or mortal disease. She
received tho girl fondly, yet with some
thing of her old Imperious mnnner, and
during the Interview she renewed the
offer of protection.
But Marjorle, after looking at the
dreary room nnd Its strange mistress,
gave a most decided negative.
, She remained with Miss Hetherlng
ton only a short time, and when she
left the Custle, her mind was so full of
solicitude that she walked along ut
terly oblivious to everything about her.
Suddenly she started and uttered a glad
cry of surprise. A man had touched
her on the shoulder, and, lifting her
eyes, sho beheld her lover.
The Frenchman was dressed as she
had last seen him, in plain black; his
face was pale and troubled. Morjorie,
feeling that new sense of desolation
upon her, drew near to his side.
"Ah, monsieur," she said, "you have
come at last."
Caussldlero did not embrace her, but
held her 'hands and patted them fondly,
while Marjorle, feeling comforted by
his very presence, allowed her tears to
flow unrestrainedly. He let her cry for
a time, then ho placed her hand upon
his arm and walked with her slowly In
the direction of the manse.
"My Marjorle," ho said, "my own
dear love! this has been n sore trial to
you, but you have borno It bravely.
I have seen you suffer, and I have suf
fered, too."
"You have seen, monsieur?"
"Yes, Marjorle. Did you think be--causc
I was silent I had forgotten? Ah,
no, my love. I have watched over you
always. I have seen you go forth at
night and cry as If your llttlo heart
would break. But I have said noth
ing, becauso I thought 'Such grief Is
sacred. I must watch and wait, nnd
I have waited."
"YeB, monsieur."
"But today, Marjorle, when I saw you
come from tho Castle with your face
all troubled ah, so troubled, my Mar
jorle I thought, 'I can wait no longer;
my little one needs me; she will tell
rae her grief, and now in her hour of
need I will help her.' So I have come,
Marjorle, and my little one will con
fide all her sorrows to me."
Then tho child In her helplessness
clung to nlm; for he loved her and
sympathized with her; and sho told
him tho full extent of her own desoln
tton. The Frenchman listened atten
tively whllo Hho spoke. When sho
ceased he clasped her hands moro fer
vently than before, and sold:
"Marjorle, come to my home!"
Sho started and drew her hands
away. She know what moro ho would
say, and It seemed to her sacrilege,
when tho clergyman had been so re
cently laid to his grave. Tho French
man, gathering from her faco tho stato
of her mind, continued prosaically
enough:
"I know It Is not n time to talk of
love, Majorie; but It Is a tlmo to talk
of marriage! When you were in
Edinburgh, you gavo mo your promiso,
and you said you loved me. I ask you
now, fulfill your promiso; let us be
come man and wife!"
"You wish mo to marry you now,
monsieur?"
"Ah, yes, Mnrjorle."
"Although I am a penniless, friend
less, homoless lass?"
"Whnt Is that to me, my dear? I
love you, and I wish you to my
wifel
"vim are very good."
"Marjorlo?"
"Yes."
"Toll mo, when will you make me the
happiest man nlivo?"
Marjorlo looked nt her blnck dress,
and her oyes filled with tears.
"I do not know I can not tell," Bite
said. "Not yet."
"En hlon! hut It must not ho long
delayed, Tho decrees of destiny hurry
us onward. You will soon bo thrust
from tho manse, aa you say, while I
must return to France."
"You are going away!"
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" IE-
PRESS ASSOCIATION.
"Most ussuredly 1 must soon go. My
future Is brightening before me, nnd
I am glad thank heaven! there are
few dark clouds looming ahead to sad
den our existence, my child. The ty
rant who desecrates France will ono
day full; meantime his advisers have
persuaded him to pardon many rwlltl
cal offenders, myself amongst them.
So I shall seo France again! Cod Is
good! When He restores me to iny
country he will give me also my wife.
Put your llttlo hand In mine and say,
'Leon. I trust you with all my heart.'
Soy It, my child, and, believe me, your
faith shall not be misplaced."
Ho held forth his hnnd to her, and
Marjorle. ticmbllngly raising her iyes
to his face, said in broken accents, "I
do trust you." So n second tlmo the
troth was plighted, and whether for
good or 111, Mnrjorln'H fate was sealed.
( "'I'liSR a VIII.
III!, any following
her final promise to
Caussldlero. Marjo
rlo received Intima
tion that the new
minister was coin
ing without delay
to take possession
of tho living. Her
Informant was Sol
omon Mucklebark
It, whose funereal
despair was tempered with a certain
lofty scorn.
On tho following Saturday arrived
tho now minister, prepared to olTlclate
for tho first time In the parish. Ho
was a youngish man, with red hair
and beard, and very pink complexion,
but his manners were unassuming and
good nntured. His wife nnd family, he
explained, were about to follow him In
about ten days; and In tho meantime
his furnlturo und other chattels wore
coming on by train. Shown over tho
manso by Solomon, he expressed no
little asto llshmont at finding only two
or three rooms furnished, and those
very barely.
"Mr. Lorraine never married?" ho In
quired, as they passed from room to
room.
"The meenlster wns a wise man," re
plied Solomon, ambiguously. "He lived
and he deo'd In Hinglo sanctity, ac
cording to .the holy commandments of
the Apostle Paul."
"Just so," said .Mr. Freeland, with a
smile. "Well, I shall find the manso
small enough for my belongings. Mis
tress Freeland has been used to a large
hoti&e, and wo shall need every room.
The chamber facing tho river, up stairs,
will make an excellent nursery."
"My ain bedroom!" muttered Solo
mon. "Wcel, weel, I'm better out of the
house."
At the service on tho following day
there wob a largo attendance to wel
como the new minister. Solomon occu
pied his usual place as precentor, and
his faco, as Mr. Freeland officiated
above him, was a study In its expres
sion of mingled scorn, humiliation and
despair. But the minister had a reso
nant voice, and n manner of thumping
the cushion which carried conviction to
the hearts of all unprejudiced observ
ers. The general verdict upon him,
when tho service was over, was that
he was the right man In the right
place, and "a grand preacher."
The congregation Blowly cleared
away, while Mujorlo, lingering bohlnd,
walked sadly to the grave of her old
foster-father, and stood looking upon
It through fastly-falllng tears. So rapt
was she In her own sorrow that she
did not hear a footstep behind hor, and
not till Caussidiere had come up and
taken her by the hand was she aware
of his presence.
"So the chango has come at last, my
Marjorle," ho said; "was I not right?
This place Is no longer a home for
you."
"Monsieur!"
"Call mo Leon. Shall we not bo man
and wife?"
But Marjorle only Bobbed.
"He wns so good. He was my first,
my only friend!''
"Peace bo with him," returned the
Frenchman, tenderly. "Ho loved you
dearly, mlgnonne, nnd I knew his only
wish would bo to seo you happy. Look
what I hold In my hand. A charm a
talisman parblcu, It Is llko the won
derful lamp of Alnddln, which will car
ry hb, as soon as you will, hundreds of
miles away,"
As ho spoke ho drew forth a folded
paper and smilingly held it before her.
"What Is It, nvmslour?" she nsked,
perploxed.
"No; you must call me Leon then I
will toll you."
"What Is It Lean?"
"The special llc,nse, Marjorle, which
permits us to mniry when and whore
wo will."
Marjorlo started'and trembled, then
sho looked wildly ot tho grave,
"Not yet," she nurmured. "Do not
ask mo yot," t
He glanced round-no ono was near
eo with a quick movement he drew her
to him, and kissed ler fondly on the
lips. j
"You havo no lujnc now," ho cried;
"strangers conio t) displace yon, to
trrn you out Into 4ie cold world. But
y u have one whej loves you a thou
si id times bettor or 'your Borrow and
yc-ir poverty ah, jes, I know you are
po r! and who wjl bo your loving
protector till the eid."
Vie looked at him In wondar. AH,
ho'' good and kind he was! Knowing
hei miserable birth, seeing hor friend
less nnd nlmost cast away, ho would
Btlll o besldo her, to comfort and cher
ish 1 r with his deep affection. It alio
had iver doubted his sincerity, could
she d-ubt It now?
t
Hnlr an hour later Caussldlero was
walking rapidly In the direction of
Annum lie Castle Ho looked supreme
ly self-rUldflcd and happy, and humm
ed a IIr-t French air as ho wont.
Arriving nt tho door, ho knocked,
and the servlng-womnn appeared In an
swer to the numinous.
"Miss Hctherlngton, If you please."
"You canna seo her," was the sharp
reply. "What's your business?"
"Give her this card, If you please,
and tell her I must see her without
delny."
After some hesitation the woman car
ried tho-card away, first shutting the
door unceremoniously In the visitor's
face. Presently the door opened again,
and the woman beckoned him in.
He followed her along the gloomy
lobbies, and up stairs, till they reached
the desolate boudoir which he had en
tered on a former occasion.
Tho woman knocked.
' Come In," said the voice of her mis
tress. Caussldlero entered the chamber,
nnd found Miss Hctherlngton, wrapped
in nn old-fashioned morning gown,
seated In an nrm-chair nt her CBcrl
tolre. Parchments, loose papers nnd
packets of old letters lny scattered be
fore her. Sho wheeled her chair sharp
ly round as he entered, nnd fixed her
eyes upon the Frenchman's face. Sho
looked Inexpressibly wild nnd ghastly,
but her features woro an expression ot
Indomitable resolution.
Caussidiere bowed politely, then,
turning softly, he closed the door..
"What brings you here?" demanded
the lady of the Castle.
"I wish to see you, my lady," he re
turned. "First, let mo trust that you
arc better, and apologize .for having
disturbed you on such a day."
Miss Hetherlngton knitted her brows
nnd pointed with trembling forefinger
to n chair.
"Sit down" she said.
Caussldlero obeyed her, and sat
down, hat In hand. There was a pause,
broken at last by the lady's querulous
voice.
"Weel, speak! Have you lost your
tongue, man? What's your will with
mo?"
Caussldler3 replied with extreme
suavity:
"I am anxious, my lady, that all mis
understanding should cease between
us. To prove my sincerity, I will glv
you a pieco of news. I have asked Mlsi
Annan to marry me, and with your
consent she Is quite willing."
"What!" cried Miss Hetherlngton,
hulf rising from her chair, and then
sinking back with a gasp and a moan.
"Havo ye dared?"
Caussidiere gently inclined his head.
"And Marjorle she has dared to ac
cept ye, without warning me?"
"Pardon me, she la not aware that
you havo any right to bo consulted. I,
however, who acknowledge your right,
have come In her name to solicit your
kind approbation."
"And what do you threaten, man, It
I say no no a hundred times no?' "
Caussldlore shrugged his shoulders.
"Parbleu, I threaten nothing; I am a
gentleman, ns I havo told you. But
should you put obstacles In my way, It
may bo unpleasant for all concerned."
Miss Hetherlngton roso to her feet,
livid with rage, nnd shook her extend
ed hands In her tormentor's face.
"It's weel for you I'm no a man! If
I were a man, ye would never pass that
door agaln.llvlng! I defy ye I scorn
ye! Ye coward, to come hero and mo
lest a sick woman!"
'She tottered bb she spoke, and folj
back Into her chair.
(TO 11E CONTINUED.)
A PRETTY SCREEN.
On Which Can lie Kaillj and Iui
nrsuWeljr Mad at Home.
Soft pine wood panels ot the desired
size are cut by a carpenter and are
then covered by stretching volours,
denim' or any plain colored, durablo
material tightly across ono Bide, tack
ed Into place, and tho reverso side cov
ered with any good lining for the pari
of tho Bcrcen not Intendod to show,
says tho Philadelphia Times. The next
step In tho process Is to cut stiff brown
paper panels the size of tho wooden
ones, and on them draw In charcoal a
simple outline, conventional pattern.
If one Is not original enough to do
this alono, ask somo friend to draw
ono, or copy somo good design from an
art magazine. Tho center panel should
bo tho most prominent, while the side
ones each have tho same design, re
versed to suit tho branches ot the
screen ,and In Its main features har
monizing with the center ono. When
this Is done, lny tho paper on tho panel,
tack It In place and along each line of
the pattern tack la gently upholstery
nails, arranged carefully nt equal dis
tances, These should be Indicated by t'ncll
marks If ono hnc not a correct eye,
When this Is done tho paper la torn
out from beneath tho nails, consequent
ly too tough paper Bhould not be used,
nnd each nail is then carefully driven
homo with a hammer until It sinks In
to the body of the material Itself, giv
ing a very rich metallic effect, for
slight coat and llttlo Ingenuity. Thli
atylo of Bcrecn Is particularly well suit
ed to dining rooms or halls, and may
bo made nlmost as cffcctlvo without
a rraiLivork, using tho plain wooden
panels hinged together after tho work
on them Is completed.
Axt'Xclal habits are born tyrant
READY. FOR A FRAY.
OUR NAVAL COMMAND3K AT
HONOLULU.
Hrr Admire 1 Ileunlidey of tho I'nltcil
Hint Niny Mv Hoe Nuiun l.ltrly
Timet In tho Hiindtvloii lt,itnl lit.
Itrcord tin u Nnllor,
KAR Admiral Les
ter A. Henrdslce,
iitllnXV wlu) w,u 'fi'K'"'i'1
VJol.W the Intctcsts of the
Vws J&J t'nlted States In
" Hawaii during the
annexation crisis, is
one of the most In
teresting characters
in the United States
S&C23P32
-
navy, lie Is now 01
vent's old, and Is n
thorough sailor. He has been In the
navy ever since ISM, when he was ap
pointed acting inldshlpmnii. In 18R5 he
was attached to the sloop Plymouth for
Bervlco In the East Indies, and In that
year ho participated In some of the ac
tions and in nt least one battle with
the Chinese nriny nt ShaiiKhal. In IS.'O
he was made passed midshipman and
detailed for service on the Merrlniae.
In 1863 he was attached to the Nan
tucket, and he participated In the at
tack on tho Ironclad Heel In Charleston
Harbor or. April 7, 180.1. After the war
Lieutenant Benrdslee. for that was now
his title, eommnnded the gunboat Aroo
stook. Subsequently he was transferred
to the coinninnd of the steamer Saginaw
of the Pacific squadron, and later to
the command of the steam sloop Lackn
wanna of the same station. In 18t.f
he was commissioned a commnndor. He
served a year In the hydrographle of
fice In Washington. Since thnt time lie
haB steadily risen In the service. Now
he occupies one of tho foremost places
In the navy. Admiral Beardslee Is n
most efficient officer, nnd Is brave, gen
tle, and popular. He has been a rear
admiral since June 27, lSPft.
The Sewing Machine.
How many women, wno day lifter
day, keep up the rocnuig motion of
the sewing machine treadle ever stop
to think what this Invention menns,
not only to them, but to the whole
"world? And do they know that nlnety
pcr cent of all the muchlnes made In
the world aro the product of this great
country of ours? Sewing machines
have revolutionized many brunches of
business, especially Is this the case
In all kinds ot leather work from the
heaviest harness to the lightest gloves.
A really first-class machine ready for
market costs about twenty dollars.
From this figure tho price drops to
about fourteen, with possibly twelve,
for the most Inferior grades of what nro
considered tolerable machines. Hun
dreds of thousands of persons make
their entire living by means of tho
sewing machine, and probably millions
are gainers by Its use. During a period
of over thirty years the value of the
exports of sewing machines was some
thing like seventy millions of dollars.
In 1896 they were considerably over
three millions. Three hundred and
fifty thousand pairs of shoes were
sewed by machinery prior to 1877, nnd
this product has multiplied almost
belief slnco that date.
Tim Original of Jrunlo I) on in.
The stone plnced In Irongray Bliurch
yard, Scotland, above the tomb of
Helen Walker, tho girl who served Sir
Walter Scott as" original for Jeanlo
Deans, is being chipped to pieces by
relic-hunters. It was this girl who
saved hor sister's life by an appeal to
tho Duke of Argylo, and furnished
Scott with a heroine for "The Heart of
Midlothian."
Orttlnr Down to lluilnrii.
"Have you mude any now dlscoverlos
today with reference to that case we'ro
working on?" Inquired one detective,
i "Not yet," replied tho other. I
haven't had time to read the news
napers." Washington Star.
Ills SuriuUe,
Sho Why Is It, I wonder, that llttlo
men so often mnrry largo wonion?"
He I don't know, unless It Is that
the little follows aro afraid to back out
of the engagements." Cleveland
Laader.
REAR ADMIRAL BEARDSLEE.
WAS KINO FOR THREE MOtVTHS
Tli I. nek of ii .Sen Cup tain Wrecked
Nmr I lie I'nrotlnitii,
Capt. Curtis, of the wheat ship Eury
dlce was In the city today, having to
turned with his vessel to tho West Seat
tle elevator. He has had an experience
within the past twelve months that
might mnke many u skipper envious,
having ruled as king a group of Isluitdj
In the South Pacific ocean. Capt. Cur
tis was the first officer of the ship
Floia E. Stafford, which was lost at jo.i
about n year ago.
"When the Stafford was given up,"
said Capt. Curtis this morning, "wo
lowered the boats and left her nt sea.
I had six men with me In ono boat,
and the captain went In another boat.
My boat headed for tho Caroline Is
lands, und after fifteen days we came
In sight of land. We wero royally wel.
coined by the natives, who could not do
enough to honor us. lklcklkee, king ol
the Carol'., as, Insisted that he should
abdicate his thtone nnd make me hit
successor. I dtil not assume tho royal
garments nnd robes, for etiquette down
theie requires none of them, but I took
the sceptre nnd ruled over those Ishunlf
for three months. I wooed and won
the ex-klng's daughter, nnd I also Kvf
out orders against cannibalism, for 1
thought some of the Stafford's crew
might drift ashore. My orders wert
strictly obeyed, for 1 was nn absoluU
monarch. They allowed me little time
to sleep. Every night 1 wns compelled
to stnrt the hoolnh-hoolah dances with
tho women, nnd every day and night
some delegations of natives from oth'-'i
Islnnds In the group would call upor
mo to nrbltrnto In some murder ca-io
These follows were always killing eacl
other. I would get Into their canoei
and go with them. I would hear theli
testimony and decide who was qullty
My decision wns final and the guilt)
man would bo shot.
"After remaining on the Island threi
months I took passage on the firs
steamer that passed. I was landed a
Manila In the Philippines, and reach?
there In time to see the execution o
four Insurgents. They were learned nn
tlvo iloctorB. They were led out to c
public park and shot by half a regi
ment of soldiers. They fell to tho earth
pierced by a acoro of bullets. Then
was fighting on tho Island nil the time,
No one was allowed on the streets aftci
9 o'clock at nlght. The cnptaln ot tin
Stafford had landed safely at Manila
eight days after tho wreck."
After leaving Manila Cnpt. Curtli
succeeded In reaching Hong Kong
where he was at once placed In com
mand of the Eurydlce. Ho did not tell
his experience until reaching the sound,
Tho Eurydlce broke all records, coming
from Hong Kong In nineteen days.
Seattlo Times.
SelU Coal and Wood.
The death of her husband six year
ql'o loft Mm. Nellie RiirhpII irimt.oti
the ownor of a largo coal and wood J
yaru ai uunnirK, ru. rne young wid
ow's health was low, but she bravely
took up the heavy business and ever
since has managed It with rare sue
MRS. NELLIE RUSSELL KIMBALL.
cess. In addition to a local trade she
has tho contract for supplying all the
cnal used by five dredges employed by
the government for cleaning tho har
bor; this means supplying 3,000 tons.
Mrs. Kimball Is her own bookkeeper,
weighs every ton of coal sent from the
yards, employs and discharges her own
men nnd personally watches the care
ot ..er horaos. Recetly Bho has added
an eighty-acre farm to her cares. The
young business woman has fair hair,
blue eyes anil a delightful mannor.
Tho averago cigar Is from 4 to 6
Inches In longth.
BfS&y
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME OOOD JOKES, OUICUNAL
AND SELECTED.
An Inerrimc In Ifrnt or Mm Itetort t
tin. Mini Who (lot Fired An Intuit
llmriili-d I'lannliiB n Ht-nlfnl Time
Ton MiniKitli, K.tc.
Thn Cutlilliliilri).
TALKIKCI 'bout en
vironment Ami otlinr things
-2 queer.
And how xome folic.
Id luttuenctd ,
Ily nensotiK of thn
your!
JcM w n I c li our
frlt-mlly candi
date. And every tltnj
vnti'll Htm
low Jent aforo olec
tlon
He's rz noou
be klu be.
He hcimiis u hoi l uv uvuraip man
In ordinary Hiiii-m
A fliiip how you Kolitmu oee
A Hix-mllii uv IiIh dimes,
lie ain't cuzactly fnniotm for
Ills liroucl iihlluutliroplu!
Hut JohI nforo election
IIc'h ez fieo cz he kin be.
When ho wnlkn Into Coffee John's
The IiccIitm near nnd fur.
To heiir Ills IdecH on reform,
Ctowil In around thn Itur;
And uheto'M a freer-heurted man .
In nil the town than he,
1'or Jest ii fore election
Iu-'m vt. Rood ez ho klu lie.
HIiiop IiiihIiichk In no hIiikkIiIi llko
And milliliter rutne ho lute,
I don't know what wo would do
Without the restive dimidiate;
ltli lilx Hinlln no Met and ntlddy.
Ami hi Khul, outreuchln' hand,
Me Hhedx n nort of rndtancu
Wherever ho inuy Htuud,
We hev to take liltn et ho Is '
I.eiiMtwUn thnt'H my Idee
Ami thnt limy he tho rensoti i
Why IiIm liciimln' faco we se. 7
Hut after he's elected
It tnnken mo sore to any )
Ho waiitn not our acqiinlutnnco
Till next election day. j
An Im-ream In Ileal.
Hojack Does your employer treat
you as warmly now us he did at first?
Tomdlk Moro bo.
Hojack Indeed? That's good.
Tomdlk Yes. He fired me yesterday
Up-to-Dute.
All Twin.
Tho tramps who "lost everything in
the Mississippi floods" are now abroad
In tho land. One ot them approached
a benovolcnt old gentleman In Atlanta
Sunday. "Ahd you say," said tho old
gentleman, "that your children wore
drowned In tho flood?" "Yes, sir," re
plied the tramp, wiping his eyes with
his coat sleeve; "soventcen of 'em, Blr!"
"God bless'tnel" exclaimed tho old gon
tlcmnn, "you arc a young man scarcely
30, and " "I know It, air," inter
rupted tho weeping tramp, "but they
wuz all twins." Atlanta Constitution
running u It est fill Time.
"Well, I did ns you requested told
your wife sho must go to tho moun
tains." "I hope you fixed It so she won't take
rae with her."
"Yes; I told her that bIio ought to
find a big mountain, and have It all tc
herself." Chicago Record.
Too Hmootli.
"Why have you quit riding the b.
cycle with Miss Smoothly, Dick?"
"Sho knows the town too well. sh
would pilot mo to an Ice cream parbi
In the quietest residence district I coith
find." Detroit Free Press.
Rearnlrd.
Sorry Sawyer From dls day Tired
Taggsey an' me Is mortal enemies. H
offered an Insult to mo perfeahunal
prldo dat I kin novor forgive.
Weary Walker Wot wur do natur uv
do Insult?
Sorry Sawyer I wuz sunnln' mese'f
on dat board pile, an' ho asked me It I
wuz takln' a Bun-bath. Up-to-Date.
Tarllculart Wuuted.
'Little Bluks Ib going to marry that
vory tall Miss Hopkins."
"Goodness! How did he court here
with a stopladder or a telephone?"
Chicago Record.
IlnMon, of Courie.
"Protty Polly!" Bald the lady. "Cas
Polly talk?"
"Polly," replied the Bostpa parrot
can converse." Indianapolis Journal.
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