I I "sawasnnnaaaM fflRwwggwgsMiir,T,,Tfl r zsxzra? . w .Vtl v.KJjHiifc'HMHHf .a. '. w. T HIS CUBAN POLICY. LEADER SAGASTA FAVORS AUTONOMY. the Probability of the Inland Ilelng Sold Termed llrotcsque Never Doubted the (Success ef Sputa's Military Operation! In Cuba Weyler nnd Uorae Ciaih. MAuniD, Mny 31 When Senor Bagasta was asked in regard to his opinion of tho possibility of Spain' sale of Cuba, ho said: "That supposition U so grotcsquo that 1 do not caro to inako any rcDlv to It at nil." v 'Did you promise to glvo Porto Rico absolute autonomy on tho Liberal party coming Into power?" tho corre spondent asked. "I did say to tho nutonomlsts that the Liberal party will glvo Porto IUco complete administrative autonomy." "Will you giro mo some outline of tho policy which the Liberal party proposes to follow In Cubn?" "In oil that concerns tho Integrity of the mother country thcro Is no dif ference of opinion whatever among the 8Danlsh parties or politicians. We are all resolved to maintain tho na tional sovereignty in Cuba. Whore I differ from the Conservatives Is in the means of accomplishing the paclfica tlon and welfare of tho island, since I au of tho opinion that political nnd diplomatic action should have been employed cc-jolntly with military ac tion. I believe so thoroughly In polit ical notion because I consider tho ma terial triumph of an armed force (and on this point I never entertained doubt) does not suffice to bring about that intimate, filial union of Cuba nnd Spain. "Political action, besides bolng a powerful auxiliary of military action, is tho only policy competent to restore things to tho condition of moral quietudo and this result will be at tained. Tho laws bestowed on Cuba shall bo such as shall cause all mis trusts to disappear and deprive the en emies of Spain cf every possible pre text for affirming that the mother country does not govern Cuba in tho pirlt of freedom and justice What I have said In regard to Porto IUco ap plies equally to the island of Cuba." Havana, May 31 An engagement nt La Reformn, Sanctl Splrltus, be tween the Spanish, commanded by General Weyler, nnd tho Cubans, led by General Gomez, was fought early last week. It was tho rosult of Woy lcr's schemo to crush Gomez by sur rounding him with 20.00D men. The plan failed and tho battle was reported here aa an ordinary Spanish victory, without details. It was the first tine in war that Weyler and Gomes had faced each other. General Gomez, placing his men in tho best ttratcgle positions at La Reforma, awaited Weyler, and for six hours held him in check, although the Cubans numbered scarcely 1,000 men. Gomez ordered his best shots to pursue the Spanish general, but the latter never camo to the front When two fresh Spanish columns came up Gomez retired and tho Spanish aban doned the field. PALMA AND SHERMAN ( OXFEU Washington, May 31. H?nor Thom as Estrada Palma, head of the Cuban junta In New York, chief delegate in the United States of the Cuban gov ernment, called at tho state depart ment Secretary Sherman in extend ing the Invitation toSenor Palma, waa obliged to do so unofficially and to re ceive him as an Amerlcau citizen. The president was also unofficially aware of his visit The proposition that the Cubans buy Ihe island was discussed by Secretary Sherman, Assistnnt Secretary Day nnd Senor Palma. It was indicated by Senor Palma that the insurgents arc willing to purchase their freedom at a reasonable price. A full understand ing prevailed that the necessary funds to float tho bonds could be seoured Whenever Spain agreed to enter into negotiations looking to a sale of Cuba IRISH NOT TO TAKE PART, Irish Parliamentary Party Will Han Naught to Do With the Jubilee. London, May 31. John Dillon, chairman of tho Irish parliamentary party, presided nt a meeting of twenty-six Irish members of parliament who adopted a resolution declaring 'fjhat the Irish parliamentary party li Unable to take part in the colouration! of the jubilee, on the "ground that the demonstration is not simply commem oratlve of the private and publio vir tues of the monarch, but Is mainly im perial jubilation ovor tho dcvolopmenl of the principles of solf-govcrnraenl and tho growth of prosperity, wealth, comfort, etc., In which Ireland has not shared." The resolution then proceeds, to the extent of half a column, Indicting English policy In Ireland and reciting the lattcr's wrongs. Killed While Soliciting- for a Social. Akqola, Kan., May 3 1, Mrs. 6. M, Pitt, wife of a prosperous fanner living two miles north of here, was thrown from a cart by a runaway horse this morning and Instantly killed. She bad been out soliciting for a church social and was driving home when the accident occurred. Overflow Committee Named. Washington, May 31. Senator Frye, chairman of tho Senate committee on bommeree, to-day appointed a subcom mittee to investigate tho overflow of the Mississippi river under tho terms of tho resolution recently passed by the Senate. The aub-commlttce con sists of Senator Vest, Galllugor, Mo Itrlde, Nelson. Elkins, Horry uud Cafferv. A Itoyal lletrotlml. Bbussklb, May 31. Le Solr an nounces tho coming betrothal ai the Princess Clemontiue, third daughter of King Leopold, to Prlnco Albert Leopold Clement SQUABBLE OVER GLASS. KfTorts ! Iteiltice the Tariff Rate Lost- Mr, Jones Heard from. Washington, May 31. Tho Senate resumed Its work at noon to-day with its usual calm prcvnlllng after tho stormy events of yesterday. The tariff bill was taken up on motion ol Mr. Aldrlch and considered from the point renched yesterday, paragraph An agreement was reached striking out tho provision that all fluted, rolled, ribbed or rough plate glass, when ground or otherwise obscured, shall be subject to tho same rate of duty as finished cast polished plato glass un silvered. On tho paragraph as to unstlvered cast polished plato glass, small size, Mr. Jones of Arkansas moved to re duce the rato from 8 cents to 3 cents per squaro foot In this connection Mr. Jones declared that the increase of duty on nil classes of plato glass was astounding. In ouo case, ho said, tho rato was Incrcasad 83 per tent above tho high rato of tho McKlnlcy act, which, ho assorted, had been repudiated by tho people bocauso of Its high rates. This was an attempt to raise tho price of mir rors In cheap furniture for poor peo ple, while tho largo sized glass bought by people of wealth had its rates re duced. This was the peculiarity of tho wholo bill, as though the Senators in charge of tho bill had in mind the old proverb: "To him who hath shall bo given, and to him who hath not shall bo taken away," etc. When Mr. Jones referred to tho enormous dividends declared by tho plato glass trust, Mr. Piatt of Connec ticut stated that no dividends had been declared In the last three venra. Mr. Vest of Missouri added that tho entlro plato gloss trade, with a few tri fling exceptions, was controlled by tho combine which met annually at Pitts burg, to fix rates, etc. Mr. Jones pre sented a statement showing that the plato glass combination had made pro fits of about 92,300,000 In twenty-two months, on a capital of 83,000,000. Mr. Quay of Pennsylvania rend a lottor from tho Pittsburg Plate Glass com pany, declaring that any statements thnt It was a trust combine In restraint of trade was uutruo. After a lengthy debate on tho plato glass schedule- the motion of Sonator Jones of Arkansas to reduce the rato on rough plato glass from 8 to 5 cents, was defeated yeas 21, nays 20. Senator Quay made a motion in tho Senato this afternoon to udjourn over Monday in honor of Decoration day. Tho motion was discussed at some length, a number of Republicans say ing they thought tho tariff bill should bo pressed. Tho Democrats supported the mo tion. Sonator Morgan, discussing it, said he regretted that the Republican Houso of Representatives was com pelled to mcot Monday by the auto cratic ruler of that body. Ho said the, Houso of Representatives was com pelled to follow tho dictates of ono man, and Congress was dishonoring itself by being subject to ono man. TURKEY OPPOSES ANGELL Hn li Obnoxious to tho .Sultan Too Antt Mohammedan. Washington, May 3:. Tho sultaa of Turkey objects to receiving James B. Angell as envoy extraordlnay and minister plenipotentiary of the United States in Constantinople. Though, as a rule, a government is not bound to sUto reason's for considering a minis ter persona non grata, tho objections to Professor Angell nre said to bo based upon his connection with mis sionary societies in this country. It is understood that Mustapha Bey, tho LurKisn minister here, in formally lodging tho protest of thA sublime porte with the secretary of state, said that the objections of the sultan wore based upon Minister Angell's "mem bership in a Christian order whoso animosities against tho Mohametan religion were extreme." it is not known which order Mustapha Bey re ferred to. It Is likely that in Con stantinople some confusion exists as to tho true naturo of tho work of tho missionary societies in whlnh Pmf Angell has for many years exhibited a lively interest Professor Angell Is in town, and has been nt the White house in consulta tion with the President. Presumably an attempt will bo made to remove tho unfavorable lmpressslon created in tho mind of tho sultan nnd his advisers by tho selection of Minister Angell and to convinco him that, though u friend of missionaries, tho appointee of Presi dent MeKInloy is a clever and experi enced diplomat, a man of nffalrs and a gentleman. If tho attompt to remove this prejudice ngainst Minister Angell should prove unsuccessful, there is no remedy for him. KING FEARS A MOB. Royal Family of Oreeee In Danger ol Popular Fury. Constantinople, May 31. To-day tho embassies received word from their respective ministers nt Athens that tho position of the Greek royal family is now critical. King Gcorgo is prac tically barricaded in tho palace, and it is reported that ho is making prepara tions to leavo Athens in order to evade tho fury of the populace. Decoration Day at Topeka, Topkka, Kan., May 31. Memorial Day was observed in Topoka by tho usual floral decoration of gravos of dead soldiers in tho forenoon and a parade and speeches in the afternoon. Colonel J. II. GUpatrlck of Leaven worth dollyercd au address. A Kamat Dank In Liquidation. St. Paul, Kan., May 31, Tho Hank of Osage Mission of this city has gouo Into voluntary liquidation, and is pay ing oil tho depositors In full Tun, stringency of tho Into banking Uw U said to be tho.causje ' THE BED CLOUD CHIEF, FRIDAY. JlTNE 4 SECRETARY GAGE SPEAKS. Addresses a Itanqnet al Cincinnati on the Tariff and Finance. Cincinnati, May 31. The crowning event of the visit of tho commercial clubs of St Louis, Chicago and lloston was tho banquet nt tho Clifton man sion of Aloxnnder McDonald, who was host for the Cincinnati club. Luclen Wulsln, president of the Cincinnati club, opened the speaking with nn ad dress of welcome Secretary of tho Treasury Gage was vociferously applauded as he rose to apeak. Ho said, in beginning his re marks, that beforo coming ho had called on tho President and asked per mission to say for tho administration that there must be proper rovenuo raised, and thcro must bo a sound sys tem of currency established. Tho President said: "That Is exactly what I want you to say." Mr. Gngo con tinued: "As to the grent fabric now beforo Congress known as tho tariff bill, I hnve nothing to say In detail. I want to bear testimony, however, to tho good faith of thoso in both houses who have that measure in charge. Thoy are fully conscious of their great re sponsibility and nro working faith fully to discharge it Nor do I think that tho opponents of theso measures arc Ukoly to opposo .with willful and unjust obstructions the course of legislation. Protest thirc will bo more or less fencing for position must be expected, but having now como into contact with ninny of tho representatives of tho people In both houses of Congress, I deem It my duty to bear witness, so far ns it may havo value, to the honornble and patriotic motives that Insplro the minds of the great majority, whether upon ono sldo of tho house or the other, and I prophesy nn early result In the na tional councils to which this great committee question Is now committed. "I mako theso remarks, not to de fend a body for which 1 hold no com mission to speak, but to correct, in ouo direction if I may say, tho operation of an injurious sentiment a sentiment which is sowing its seeds in many di rections. It is dividing classes, dos stroylng unity and breeding hatred. The ono word for that Is 'distrust' Faith nnd courngo lend to conquest and victory. Distrust paralyzes and destroys, "As to tho flnnnclul question, to which I have already referred, I must content myself with fow words 1 am glad that they may bo words of assur ance. If nny of you harbor tho sus picion that tho administration but tust now instnllcd Into the rcsponsl illltles of high office, has forgotten, or is likely to forgot, tho mandate of tho people whoso vote in behalf of honest money and sound finances rang out loud nnd elenr in No vember last, put that suspicion aside. It was unjust and un founded In good time and in proper order the afflrmatlvo evidences of my declaration will appear. The revival of Industry is near, and, with the es tabl ishment of a revenue law sufficient to bring into the treasury an amount adequate to meet the reasonable needs of our government, and with the establlsoraent of our finances on a sound and enduring basis, nothing now forseen can delay tho recovory of past losses, and the Inauguration of a now forward movement nlong the lines of material advancement and social pro gress." BIG WOODMAN GAINS. The Biennial Meeting- of the Order, June 1, Will Show Much Trot-rest. Dubuque, Iowa, May 31. Tho bien nial meeting of the head camp, Modern Woodmen of Amerlcu. to be held hero June 1 to 7, promises to bo ono of tho most important nnd largest attended over held by tho order. Many mutters of vital importance to tho organization are to bo considered nnd thero will bo lively fights nbout some of thorn. This Is especially true regarding the propo sition to ngaln order tho headquarters moved from Fulton, UL, to Rock Island. Tho reports of tho head officers will show that slnco tho meeting at Spring field in 1690, tho membership has In creased from 40,000 to 240,oi)() and tho number of camps from 1,100 to 4,800; thnt tho death rato has decreased from 5.41 in 1893 to 4.C0 in 1800, and tho cost of management from 81.02 in 1889 to 01 cents in 1800. Tho total in urance now In force is 8510,000,000. PARNELLITES SUSPENDED. Redmond and Three Others Ejected From the Home of Commons. London, May 31. John E. Redmond, tho Pari) el 11 to leader, was suspended from the houso of commons yesterday, owing to his persisting in an irregular discussion of the flnanelnl relations between Great Britain and Ireland. John J. Clancy, mombcr for tho North division of Dublin county; William Redmond, member for West Claro, and William Field, lnoinhor fni. ! u. Patrick's division of Dublin, for sim ilar conduct, were removed from the bouse by tho sergeant-at-arms. An Kloplng Couple Arretted. Rich Hill, Mo., May 31. Tho police of this city havo arrested Ira Davit and Mrs. Mamie Morris, who eloped from Northern Dates county two months ago. Roth havo families. Da vis is Mrs. Moyrls' brother-in-law. They are prominent farmers and their tlopcment startled tho county. A Mlttonrl Woman KIIU Herself. Anderson, Mo., May ai.Tho wife of Felix Parson, n well-tc-do farmer, six miles bouth of this placo.commltted suicide last night by hanging. She was nbout 40 years old and has been despondent mauy years. Her mother, Mrs. Anderson, shot herself about ten years ugo. A sister, Mrs. Knowlton, lives in Kansas City. Orden Mills en the Jubilee embassy, Wabhinotow, May M. Ogden Mills of New York has boon addod to tho special embassy to attond Quoen Vic toria's jublloo. Ho will act osseero tary and attache to the embassy. CYCLING IN TYBOL. EVEN MOUNTAINEERS HAVE CAUGHT THE FEVER. Col. Waring Describe Ills Kiperlence In ltlcycllng Through tho Dolomites Heavy Wheels In Use In Mountain ous Regions. OL. Gcorgo E. War ing, Jr., commis sioner of strcot clcanlng In Now York city, nintlo n blcyclo tour through tho Tyrol last Biimmor. Col. Waring has written for "Tho Century" two papers descrip tive of his experi ences. The Bccond ono, "Illcycllng Through tho Dolomites," appears In tho current number. Col. Waring says: Wo found thnt the bicycle fever had reached oven to our landlord, who wns experimenting with an Iron-rlmmed whool ovor which tho snddlo waa sup ported by a pair of elliptic springs. L tried it, nnd anld It went very well, though not so Boft aa tho "pnoti." I lifted It, and did not caro to go farth er. I told him it waa too heavy. Ho said: "Mawknlxj miiBS starker aoln" Probably tho extra weight of this whcol would not bo conaldorod In fixing tho load that a Tyroloso peasant would carry over tho hills from tho fields, nnd need not bo regarded aa nn ob struction to aport. Tho whcola hero nro nil much heavier thnn ours, nnd much Btrongor. They can bo sent up hill by tho tougher thowa that grow in thin land, and for safety In going down hill thoy havo very effective brakes. Tho best brako has two pieces of rubber, about two and n half inches long nnd three-quartcra of nn inch Bqunro, which aro hold flat ngainst tho two quarters of tho tiro. It holds very firmly, nnd Its friction does not como on tho part that Is aubject to tho great est wear. It Is used, not with a steady prcsHiiro, but with successive light squeezes. When ono becomes accus tomed to It, It gives excellent control to nny tlegrco desired oven to hold ing the mnchlno stock-still under nny load nnd on nny grado. Evon tho usual flat brnko has n rubber faco which holds better nnd lasts longer thnn metal. My American brakes were "not in it" on theso hills, ns compared with those of tho local wheels I rode. Tho use of tho brnko ia exacted by law In nil towns, and it Is almost uni versal on country roads; so Is tho furnishing of tho wheel with n boll, hut the better riders in Innsbruck do not THE MONASTERIES THE MONASTERY OF ST. Between the curve of tho Macedonian frontier of the mountains of Khnssla and the open town of Kalabaka, which terminates tho long western plain of Thessaly, llo tho monasteries of Me teora. A casual glnnco gives the Idea of tho wholo spaco bolng occupied by lines of bare hills, but on a nearer in spection a curious amphitheater is found, carved out among tho moun tains, and this is occupied by a most extraordinary collection of rocks, on which aro perched like storkB' nests or tho turban on a Turkish tombstone the aerial monasteries of Mctcora. In one place a hugo monolith is found literally crowned with buildings, as In tho caso of the Monastery of All Saints, popularly known as Haglos Barloam; in another, a group of jagged rocks will havo ono point capped by a mon astery, as Is seen In St. Nicholas. Tho most striking feature about theso mon asteries is tho mothod by which they nre reached, either by looso ladders hanging outsldo tho perpendicular rocks, or by being wound up by means of a windlass In a net at tho end of a rope. From Its beautiful position, Its size, and the fair preservation of Its buildings, tho Monastery of Harlos use this In tho city streets. They say they can mako tholr way safely at a moderato speed, If the people keep on tholr way, while if thoy aro disturbed and mado nervous by a blcyclo boll they aro llablo to mako some unex pected movemont that may lead to a collision. I remember n caso of mu tual dodging at a street crossing In Now York, between myself nnd a lady whom my boll had startled, which came near being annoying. Perhaps tho custom In Paris of hanging a llt tlo sleigh-bell loosely from tho handlo bar Is safer. It jingles all tho time, 1307. somewhat to tho annoyance of tn rider, hut It hns a faint horac-car sug gestion which keepa tho public on tho lookout. Nowhere In Europa did I sco tho brutal quadrupedal "scorching" thnt la aiich n nuisance nnd audi a dan ger with us. Anothor dovlco 1 found to ho In very Kcnornl uro In Tyrol. This la a snnp clip for holding tho front wheel In lino with tho nmchlno. bo that It may bo stood ngainst a trco or any other sup port without falling. It la useful In pushing up hill with tho hand on tho Rnddtc. Tho direction Is changed by lifting tho hind, wheel to right or left. Tho clip la act or released In a mo ment. Aa we loft our lunching plnco wo found the young towhends of tho farm standing In mute nnd reapcctnblo won derment nbout our wheels. Wo gavo them a bit of a rldo, two nt a tlnio, nnd loft thorn enriched with tho mom ory of n sensation they hnd never bo foro known, and will novor repeat and will novcr forget. GEORGE ELIOT'S HEROINES. The llrrat Writer Had Felt the Want of Money, George Eliot, slnco ahc wns n woman, hnd probably needed money herself at times; nnd this may explain why ahf aliowo proper consideration for hor heroines, letting fow of them niffor life-long povorty, aoya Llpplncott'a. Romoln'a Income enables her to enro for Tcaaa and bring Velio up accord ing to her own educational theories; Janet, having money, ropents comfort nhly, being enabled to arrange a pleas ant homo for Mr. Trynn, to ho near him in his InBt moments, and to erect n stone to his memory. Hardy's poor Teas, on the cantrnry, la not evon al lowed enough money to pny for tho family monument. Gwendolyn Hnr loth had been uaed to cnao; and It nat urally followed that It wna only when Georgo Eliot Injudiciously Invested tho family fortune with Grnpnell & Co., "who fulled for a million," thnt tho fnulta In her chnractor got tho better of hor. And Rosamond Vlncy did alio not mnke horaolf thoroughly plcnannt na aoon nB Gcorgo Eliot permitted her Tertlus to provide his family with n be coming Income- by writing a trcatlso on gout nnd alternating In prnctlco be tween London and a continental water ing plnce? Who hut Gcorgo Eliot Is responsible for tho tragic career of Maggie Tulllver? Did ahe not fall to mako suitable flnanelnl provision for Maggie's Introduction into the society of St. Ogg's In the conventional fashion nt tho proper ago, thus precipitating tho nffalr with Stephen? With Mrs. Tulllver, I bitterly regret thoso "spot ted cloths" and tho china "with the OF THE METEORA. NICHOLAS, THES3ALY. Bnrlaam Is a very good specimen of theso fifteenth century monasteries, but what makes this one of especial inter est Is that tho ropo Is said to bo tho longest used for the purposo (340 feet). The ladders to this monastery are not bo difficult to climb as some, but inso much as they pull out every time you grip them and osclllato frightfully, It is plcasanter to rlak tho net. Tho Monnstory of Haglos Nlkolaos ap peared to ho in a totally dilapidated condition and entirely desortcd when wo visited Metcora, whllo tho ladders, which aro Been In tho picture rlilng from a neighboring peak and hanging from tho baro rock, woro Impracticable All these monasteries are undor tho Archimandrite, a man of commanding presenco and saintly countenance. Tho village of Kastrakl Is jammed In be tween tho outer rocks of this curious nmphlthentcr, und in the slit of this rocky wnll at tho back of tho vil lage stands a most peculiar hourglass looking monolith. The rocks on either side aro perforated with Btrango holes, which In tho fourteenth century were Inhabited by the monks of St. An-thony.-'From tho Now York Morning Journal. gold sprigs all over 'em between the flowers," since tho cause of tholr salo necessitated Maggie's wearing Aunt Pullet's made-over gowns and lodging with Bob Jnkln'o wife after hor trouble. George Eliot, however, nt loast permits Esther Lyon to Bample financial pros perity before giving her Follx Holt, minus cravat and waistcoat, for a hus band, and then wisely drops tho cur tain on Esther's struggles with Follx and poverty. Tho wlno production of tho United States In 1890 was 89,700,000 gallons. V FRENCH INCIVILITY. An Knjrllsh tody's Charge Against 01 lie Manners. French polltoncaa, na wo all know, has passed Into a provorb yet, llko mnny another proverb, It can only bo accounted true In a rare nnd llmltod House, anya tho London Graphic. When traveling in Franco ono is Btruck by tho cxtromo rutlonosB of one's follow travolcra, who loso no time In mnklng you aa unconifortnblo oa posalblo, while It novcr occura to any man to open the exceedingly awkward doors of a rall rond carrlngo or to aaslat a lady In get ting In nnd out. On ono occasion I passod tho Mnlaon do Sccoura for cycllats, nnd asked tho mnn In charge kindly to pump up ono of my wheels, as I hnd no pump with mo. Ho promptly declined on tho scoro thnt I had no card of tho touring club with mo. In what dcsolato country lano of England, hnd ono appealed to the veriest scorcher, would such a roqueBt havo boon bluffly and rudoly refused? Tho fact Is that truo politeness, tho kindly feeling of man to men, or man to womnn, Is far more dovoloped in tha Engllah lower clnaaca than it is nmong tho so-called Galllo population. Tho mnnnors of Parisian "cochors," "con clorgeB" nnd officials havo notably de teriorated slnco tho advent of tho re public, nnd nny actual courteay townrd women consists only in words and tho outlroly meaningless faahlon of lift ing tho hnt. A Fronchman will always push and trnmplo nnd Bhovo past n woman, forcing her off tho pavement and Into the gutter; ho will Btaro hor out of counlcniinco nnd follow hor In the streot to her annoyance nnd dis comfiture, but ho will rarely oxtond a helping hnnd of take her under' his mnnly nnd disinterested protection. When ono remembers tho admirable conduct of tho British crowd in the street on tho night of tho illuminations in honor of tho jubllco, ono cannot but feel proud of ono's countrymen's man ners, from tho highest to tho lowest. Politeness without protestation might be their motto. The peculiarities of French and Eng. llsh pcoplo nlno exhibit thomaolves in othor wnya. For Inatance, a french chnmbcrmald onco Informed mo that Bho preferred hor English guests. "Why?" I queried. "Bocnuso thoy havo fixed habits," bIio replied. "Habits thoy have, such as dally baths, opon windows nnd abundance of hot water, but onco you know theso habits they nro every dny tho anmo. They rarely ring tho boll, except at stated times, and you easily learn how to servo them. Now, tho French visitors nover llko tho samo things two days running. To day thoy aro too hot, to-morrow too cold; today thoy sleep propped up with pillows; tomorrow they llko their heels higher than their heads; and so thoy nro difficult, capricious, changeable and hard to please." Story of Spurgeon's Hrhool Days. Tho-Into Mr. C. H. Spurgcon often related tho following anecdote, which was very characteristic of himself and his surroundings whllo ho was a schoolboy; Ono extremely cold morn ing at school In the classroom, the low est and least honorable place happened to bo near a largo stove, and as tha grateful warmth eeomed to be moro do slrablo than any transient scholastic honors, tho weary lad took caro not to manifest that knowledgo which would have sent him up higher Into tho cold. Questions continued to bo asked him, which only remained unanswered; but being a shrewd observer, tho school master presently detected whero the shoo was pinching, and immediately ordered a wheel-round, so that tho head of tho column should be next to the etove. This unexpected stratagem had tho looked-for effect, at once curing Master Spurgeon's unaccountable dull ness. No sooner wero questions asked thnn ho replied to them, and he waa quickly ngaln enjoying tho warm plact by tho fire. Why Hhe Waa Happy, Ella Is Belle happily married? Stella I guess bo; her, husband Is a sailor and 1b away three years at a tltno. Town Topics, PROVERBS OF THE SCORCHER. A blcyclo can do almost anything save climb a tree. A drop of oil in time may save many a gallon of perspiration. It shnU bo said of all bicycles that their way Is the way of tho crank. It is a wise cyclometer that shows its mastor an extraordinary day's run. It can not be said of a blcyclo rider that he begins In tho way ho should go. As tho handlo bar la bont, so shall tho spinal column of tho rldor bo In clined. A soft answer turncth away wrath, but a soft tire fllloth a man with evil thoughts, Tho rldor who pursuoth his way with his head bowed runneth to his own de struction. As the spoko Is bent, bo shall the path of the blcyclo devlato from tie straight and narrow way. Tho oil cup that goes too long uncov ered will becomo possessed of as much grit as tho rider pf tho bicycle thereof. It Is not meet that bicycles should greet each other with clasping of baud. Rather let them pay a formal, distant, greeting one to tho other. The bicycle hath wisdom which sub mltteth to the charge that it Is at fault and not its master for running nt 7o days alike during tho week, Tho man who looketh behind him la a crowded path would bfl'ier bo a pil lar of salt. New York Jarnal. A family named Luck got strandod at St. LouIb and had to be helped out bjf the Provident Association. 1 1 t m '&'! i i Ill 44 ) 'a -n 'i'fl M m , '-.. 'J i v f. ..," i , , ' ilt vv 5- -r' ri TT.'JV"" 'XfflgiT,,p:'7' '-$-xr-x-' unfu-nfilrmii