tvipBHB" flH t eTTS f t- m KK , WIKLATK R IF. HURD. CAREEH OF ILLUSTRIOUS EC CONCHESSMAN OF OHIO. Apnplrjy N tlm dm.,. r III ll.iilh III Mmiy Cnlild, fur the Nitlnnal IixUliUiiro Aiilr.itlniM fnrUMio lti ccntly lwtlil .,l,i-. tflf'-J1 HANK II. Hurd, iii" eminent stales- lii.iii :mil Inu-v-niv T died in lils apart- wivfV'' month In tht Roody I Inline. '1 o I e il o. Ohio, recently af tor ii few days' Ill ness. Up was nbl to walk about his loom until the pre vious day. wlii'ii lie was stricken with apoplexy. The lecurrlng attacks rendered hi in unrun hcIous, In which condition he lay until death. Prank Hind was Imin at Mount Vernon. Knnx county, Ohio. Doc -.", 1S11. Ills father, Judge Html, took gront pains with his education, and t nn earlier ago than is usual he was bent to Kenyon college, at (5am hier, where he graduated when hut 17 years of age. taking tin highest lionois of his class. The next four years weie spent In his father's otllce, In the studv of the law. At the age of 21 Mr. Html was admitted to practice, and from the beginning took a high rank In his pin fusion. In 1S0I5 he was elected prose cuting attorney for Knox county, and In 18GC was sent to the state senate, where he served one term with distinc tion. In 18G8 Mr. Hurd was appointed to codify the criminal laws of Ohio, which commission was ably executed. In 1809 he came to Toledo and formed a partnership with Judge Charles II Seribner. During their partnership Harvey Scrlhner wan admitted to the firm, and when Judge Scrlhner retired to go upon tho bench, Mr. Hurd re tained his connection with Harvey Seribner until Jan. 1. 1S91. In 1S72 Mr. Hurd was 11m nominated for congress, and his career as a na tional character began from that time. He was defeated in that canvass by I. II. Sherwood. In 1871 ho again ran for congress, and this time was success ful. He was re-elected in 1870, but was unseated by J. 1). Cox. In 1S7S he was again elected, defeating J. II. Lackey In a close contest. In 1SS0 lo was again defeated, Judge .1. M. Ritchie being elected. In ISS'J he was again elected, but In the campaign of 1SS3 he was defeated by Jacob Uomela. FRANK II. IICRD. Since 1881 Mr. Hurd has been out of politics In the seiibo of being an as pirant for any public olllce, but his In fluence has been felt in his party at all times and on ni.iny occasions hi olce h.is been the strongest in shaping Its policy in Ohio. Jan. I, 1891, ho formed a law partnership with O. S. Rtuinb.ick and C. A. Thatcher, which continued to his death. HE WAS A YANK. Why tin) SoiitliKru Army llrililcil to Kiirrrnilrr. Governor Matthews is telling a good story he heard In tho South recently, says the Indianapolis Sentinel. In a valley In the northern part of Georgia, between two mountains which shut out all communication with the outsldo world, there lived an old planter, who, while an ardent adherent of the south ern cause, was too badly crippled by Infirmities to shoulder a muoket and march barefooted. Hut ho had a sou whom ho sent, and after tho boy had disappeared down tho road the old man waited for tho news of the strife. Oc casionally minora of southern lctorIes would float over the mountains and the old mnn Undo S ho was called would rejoice and tako an unusually largo dose of mint julep. At other times, when roverso nows came and it was reported that the gray had been turned back, the old man would bitter ly lament and use the samo remedy for grief and sorrow that ho used to quiet his joy. Through It all ho had abund ant faith In the ultimata victory of tho Confederate army and any doubt ex pressed would meet with a atom re buke. Tho years wore on and news failed to arrive. Tho valley was deserted and thcro was no ono to learn tho courso of events. The old man smoked his plpo and waited Impatiently for iiowh. Ono morning as ho sat on his front porch with his pipe, far down tho dusty road appeared tho form of a solitary pedestrian. Gradually ho approached and tho fecblo vision of tho old planter recognized his long absent eon. Tho puffs from his plpo camo thick and fast, but this was tho only sign of eagerness or nervousness displayed. Tho gato swung open and tho soldier walked up and sat down on tho stops. "Mornln', Jim," said tho old man. "Mornln, pap," was tho quiet ro-spouse. mi -7 ' w pr .-$ fe "Shot?" "No'p." "Sick?" "No'p." The old man reached behind him for a stout club which he used as a cane. "Jim." he said, nervously, "Jim, y didn't tlosart?" "No. we're tvhuppod," ".Vint!" "Yt. we're wliuppnl l.ee has aur lendeied with his army and we laid down our guiM." "Jim. how did it happen?" "Well, p.ip. we all fought our boat a long as It was an even shake; hut we uns all found out "at the Lord was a Yank an' It was no use. We uns laid down our guns an' cum home." A t'ltiniiii digluhiuAii. George Tlnwoith, whose niiirvelou.1 panels representing sacred mibje.tti have made him the most fatuous artist In terra cotta of his generation, was born hi London. Nov. 5, 1 8411. Tho son of a poor wheelwright, he culti vated wood carving in early life, first as a dlveislon and afterward, having taken lessons of Laniliem, pursued tho ait as an avocation In 1S01 he en tered the ueadeim M'huols, booh do- GEORGE TINWORTIL vcloped a high order of talent, and his exhibits of figures, solitary and in groups, challenged such marked atten tion that he obtained a permanent ap pointment In the great Doulton art pottery in 1807, The grace and dig nity of his compositions have been pro nounced by competent critics as beyond praise. An important examplo of his work Is the i credos In York Minster Ani-li-nl .InuriiiitUiii. At a recent congress of Journalists held at Heidelberg, fac similes of the first newspaper ever printed were dis tributed to the members. It Is a shoot published at Strasburg lu 1009 by Jo hann Carol us. In a letter from Ven ice, dated Sept., I. in the I est number Galileo's discovery of the elescope II announced. "The government has add ed one hundred crowns to the pen sion or Master (lallleo Gah'el, of Flor eneo, professor at Padua, becauso he has Invented an lnstrumeir which en ables one to see distant plac a as If the were quite near." A lliMilly Itlllo. Italy has a new magazine rllle, which holds only six cartridges, but can be flllctl and discharged In fifteen seconds The bullet has an outside covering ol German silver with a case of lead, hardened by antimony, ami will gc through a brick wall three feet thick al a rango of a quarter of a mile. The bore range of a quartei' of a mile. The bore is O.'.TiO indies and the trajectory is sc flat that tho rifle can be fired up to n range of fi.io yards without using the folding sight, which Is set for as long r range as 2,21m yards. .lupin' Nnv .Minister. M. Hoshl, Japan's new minister tc this country, Is a statesman and scholai of prominence. .Mr. Hoshl tho name means "mar" has long been a promi nent figure In tho political arena ol Japan. He studied law In England. and was ono of the first Jnpanesc tc become a barristor at the Middle Tom- M. IIOSHI TORRI. pie. Ho is an ox-presldont of tho Lower House of the Japanese diet or congress. Mmlliir. Squildlg Campaign lies remind mo of mosquito nettings. McSwillgen Too thin, oh! "No." "Then how do they remind you?" "Mado out of holo cloth." Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph, A Monopoly. At Reddltch, England, 20,000 peoplo mako moro than 100,000,000 needles a year, and thoy nro mado and exported sa cheaply that England has no rlvui and practically monopolizes tho trade. A man without enemies may not bo much of a mnn, hut ho has a soft tltn of A. THE RED CLOUD CHIEF. LIBERTY IS IN PAWN. A WALL STREET PLUNGER'S UNPATRIOTIC OEED. Knfu.r. to I'll J tlm Drill tin Inrlirrfxl (in Coin mill ii l.llirrti Hell unil II I. Ile'il In ( lilni'jn lijr III. Dii lip A ClKiiro for I'alrliil.. EW people realize that the great Columbian Liberty lteil Is In Chicago housed In a modest little building on Sheridan road, says a Chicago special to the Philadelphia Times. The bell Is under the custodianship of George S. Knapp, who has hud It In charge every hour since he accepted tho trust on September 11, 1891!. On that date Mr. William O. McDowell, who collected the historic metal of which the emblem of liberty Is com posed, requested Mr. Knupp to assume its olllclal management, both at the fair, and during Its trip around the world, at a salary of $20 per week, which on the Journey was to be In creased to $100 per month. This prop osition was accepted by Mr. Knapp with the proviso that his wife ami sou should accompany him, which request was readily granted. This salary has never been paid In full, and the deficit, together with money advanced at various times, now amounts to over $.'1,000, so the famous bell Is now practically in pawn at Mr. Knapp's home here. The Columbian bell Is tho only article of Its character ever given the freedom of a city. In Mr. Knapp's possession Is a handsome-ly-framed document, of which the fol lowing is a copy: United States of America, Executive Department of Illinois, City of Chi cago. To all whom these presents shall come. Greeting: He It known that the freedom of the city of Chicago Is hereby extended to tho Columbian Liberty and Peace Hell of tho World's Columbian Exposition, held In Chicago in 181)11, was devoted to the cause of Peace and Liberty. This bell now starts on Its Journey mound the world, carrying with It the best wishes or the people of Chicago, who commend those lu charge of It to the kindly consideration of all nations and people. In witness thereof, I, George n. Swift, mayor of Chicago, set my name and cause tho corporate seal of said city to bo attached, this twenty-ninth day of May. eighteen hundred and nine-ty-flvo, and of the Independence of the United States of America tho one hun dred and nineteenth year. George II. Swift. Mayor. J. It. H. Van Cleave, City Clerk. It was the Intention of the origina tors to tako the bell around the world, and on September III, 181)5. n huge stake, weighing seven pounds, with an engraved copper head, was cere moniously driven into the ground at the City Hall lu Chicago to commem orate the beginning of Its Journey. This stake is now at the mayor's office. Thirteen horses, to represent the thir teen original states, drew this bell, which weighs thirteen thousand pounds, to the special car built by the Illinois Central Railway for Its trans portation to Atlanta, which was the first objective point. At the depot in Chicago tho boll was attached to mnlin good a claim for $:t00 by the firm which 1)11 It tho truck, the mem hers nf whloh 2id not feci themselves HUfllclently com. pensatod by tho terms of tho contract in which thoy agreed to mnko It for $1,200 $C00 of which was to be a gift from them and tho remainder to be paid in cash. To avoid delay Mr. Knapp paid this claim and started for Atlanta with Just $15 In his pocket. I'nablo to get any money from Mr. McDowell and unwill ing to burden the bell with debt, Mr. Knapp and his son Journeyed to and from Atlantn, and for four months lived In a box car on tho exposition grounds. For a month thoy slept on the floor of tho car with a single blan ket under them and the stnrs and stripes over thorn, which sounds poetic but is scarcely conducive to henlth or comfort. Finally thoy secured sufficient excel filor to mnko a rough bed, which was afterward replaced by cheap cots. They were reduced to ono meal a tiny anil often driven to the extremity of resolv ing themselves into n tasting commit tee nt the various booths. When Mr. Knapp camo to Chicago In 1809, his check was good for $100,000, but 1)0 never recovered from his losses caused by tho Chicago fire, which left him with exactly $l.,ri0 as his total posses sions. In consequence ho wus forced to livo ilko a pauper at Atlantn, while tho money duo him for services was being squandered by McDowell on Wall street, as has just been proven. Tho trip was bo well managed by Knapp, however, that tho Atlanta officials did not dream of his dllemmn. Tho mil- roads carried tho bell frco of charge, but tho special Illinois Central car was found n foot too high to pass through tio tunnels, ami tho Nashville, Chat tanooga nutl St. Louis rnllroad built a special car on which tho bell completed tho Journey nntl returned to Chicago, Thoro was a tripod set up in front of Mr. Knnpp's residence on July l bear ing this invitation: "Tho Columbian Hell will ring on tho Fourth of July at 12 m. Historic flags will bo raised. Tho Columbian Pence Plow can ho scon and tho Internation al Rope. You ami your friends aro cor dially invited." Tho bell is 5 foot 7 inches high and 7 feet 2 Inches In tllnmoter, and bears thoEo Inscriptions: "Glory to God In tho Highest, and on Earth, Peace, Good Will Toward Men;" "A New Command ment I Give You, That Yo Lovo Ono PIU1UY, A1W. 21 1flG. Another," "Proclaim Liberty Through out All the Land, Into All the Inhab itants Thereof " Two hundred and fifty thous.ud pen nies from the children of the count n enter Into Its composition. One dn at the World's Fair a little girl i;cntly pulled Mr Knnpp'.t coat, saylns "Please, utls'rr. won't nu let me pin my band mi tb. bell" Mr Knapp tenderlv Pried the tittle one up. aid after placing a tiny rorellnger on a shining spot, she qutricil "Do you suppose m penny is right there"' "Have ou got n penny lu the bell?" asked Mr Knapp. "Oh. yes, It was one my pipa g.no me. and he died and I wanted in put u where no naughty mini could steal It, so I sent It to the bell." Just tli'Mi i big lironycd follow rained his cane to mrlko the bell, and the lit tie maid spread out both lunula, orv lug: "Oil don't stiike my papa' penny!" ' 1 want to hear the lull ring." said the man. The child continued her protestations until the westerner pick ed her up ami ltisned her for the pa triotism. The next In lino did the saint thing, until over a bundled people had her In her arms before she was return ed to her distressed mother. As she clasped close tho child said: "Oh, mam ma, I have kissed all tho people and been all around tho bell." In tho boll aro 22,01)0 oontiibutloiu rrom battlollelds. keys from JofTcrsoi. Davis' house, pike beads belonging to John Drown, silver spoons owned by J. C. Cnlhoun. Thomas Jefferson's copper kettle, widow's inlto dug from the pool of Dethoeda. hinge from Lincoln's home In Springilold. Whlltlor's pen and George Washington's surveying chain. There are four quarts or thim bles and two quarts or wedding rings In the Liberty bell. At the fair forti scvon old ladles reverently kls.sed the great bell, and when Mr Knapp Inquir ed the reason for the demonstration thoy Invariably responded, "Hocuuso. I have something exceedingly precious In there." And then, with their dim eyes full or tears, they would tell be tween their broken sobs how all nlour In the woilil. with no one to treasur' the wedding ring they wore for half a century or more, and unwilling that It should ever grace a stranger's hand they sent the slender loop of gold It the Liberty bell, and then Journeved U the fair hoping to press their lips tc the bit or gold flint the lover or lorn; ago slipped over their fingers on th wedding day. Ill.lii:irl( nn 11 llnlld-Orc inl.l. It Is credibly related by a German Journal that during the reign or the Emperor William I., when the present emperor was a boy. Prince Hlsniarclt. walking one day through a corridor of tho royal palace at Hcrlln, enmo upon u strange scone. Hearing within the room which he passed u great racket, ho opeiiPd the door and saw the young grandson or the emperor dancing about, while their rather, the crown prince, ground at the handle of a hand-organ. All were In high spirits ami seeing tho chancellor, tho young princes laughingly invited him to Join in tho dance. Prince Hlsninrck declined, but ho offered to turn the organ If the crown prince would Join his .sons Tin. crown prince assented and tho chan cellor turned the handlo with great an imation. The laughter mid sport grow louder with the Incrensed speed of the playing. Just then the old emperor came In. He took lu tho situation at a glance. "I see, my lord chancellor," ho said with a smile, "that you are beginning early to make the princes dance to your music!" H the Incident was accepted as prophetic. It was soon proved Illusive. The oldest, at least, of Hie old oin peror's grandsona-tho present emperor has never since then danced to any one's music but his own. Youth's Com panlon, in mnn- iToinpiir riiiimt. a man can get $1,000 In gold any where In Chicago," said an enthusias tic silver man to n group In the Pal mer Houso rotunda. "I have n friend who tried It yestordny, and the hanks would not glvo It to him." A tall gon tleman tapped tho speaker on tho shoulder and said: "My friend, you are mlstnken; you don't know what you nro talking about." Tho man maintained that lto did "If your friend will bring mo $23, 000,000 in currency tomorrow morning, I will guarantco that ho enn got that amount of gold on abort notice," said tho tall man. "I am in a position to know what I say If you want tho mat ter demonstrated." Tho tall man was "Whit" Glover, chief clerk nt tlm aub treasury. Pittsburg Dispatch. ray THe with Wolf Scalp. Charles Hryuut of Novnda, la., in a good hunter who pays his taxes with wolf scalps, wolf scalps being legil tender to tho extent of $2 each. The other day ho found a holo In which woro eleven wolf pups. Ho says It was tho largest litter he over got lu Iowa. Ho thinks tho wolves were hybrids, a cross between a big timber wolf ami a coyote, which Is possible, hut Improb able Now York Sun. A Nuurtpupor of I'lRiirp. About tlm r -coreat newspaper In Lo Monncn. It is Issued weekly, is nd mlrably printed on uxpcnslvo paper, and Its "news" consists almost exclus ively of figures nrrangod In long col umns. These figures toll In what com partment of tho roulotto wheclu nt Monte Carlo nnd Spa tho Httlo balls havo come to rest timing a week's "business." Work llnlli Wiiy. "Gracious, Hilly, I'm In a fix; you know I sold my old wheel and not o '90?" "Yes?" "Well my wlfo got onto It and blamed If sho hasn't gono nntl sent off her sowing mnchlno and piano bound to havo this year's make," HOLD AliIiKUTOUS. T'-IY MADE A VERY LAROK COMMOTION IN TEXAS. r.ttiui-r Wim niii-il ii ip Mm. Mnrn- lug til I Inil Ilia nril In ltn l'i- Inn nf tin- t'reitt nri ll.ivi Mind Wiir on I In ft. T Is certainly an iiiiusii.il circum stance for a farmer living away out on the dry pralrkM to wake up and find bis yard full or al ligators nevertho le.vs. this Is what happened to Rich ard Perdu lu llur- Iohoii county, Te.x., i few days ago, avers u correspondent In the Sf. Louis Republic. hoiit daylight Fanner Perdu w.m aroused from sound slumber by the h.'lt'kinc of dons, the nnlulilnir of hoisos. file braying or niulcti, and the bellowing or cattle. I lo oiienod his front door and saw alligators ranging In size from tho gigantic saurian to the playful lit tle reptile not more than a foot long disporting tboniselvos about his yard. I hero were two or thioe big bull alli gators on the porch, only a few paces rorm the Tanners bare foot. Tho hounds had chased some or the alliga tors into foiico corners, and whole Irovtw or alligators woie prancing along the walks and chasing each oth er under tho nwc bushes. Mr. Perdu rubbed his eytti. and after taking a second look ho shouted ror his wife mid his Winchester. This Is what had happened. Not a drop of rain has fallen in this section ?r country for moro than two months, nnd lu consequence of this fact nearly all crooks, ponds, mid bayous .no as dry as die throat of a famous Texas politician from whom his frlenda had lo hide the co.il oil can. Allkators can live a long time on dry laud, and when tho lake or bayou in which thoy live hns dried up they will llo around in the hot mud or sand ror a row days, looking very disconsolate. After awhile they will glvo It up ami utrlko straight icross tho country toward tho nonroM lake or liver. Thoy generally travel it night. Led liy an old bull, thoy will inarch straight to the nearest water, an If they had been over the road a hundred tlniot before. Courtney's lake Is the ravorlto haunt of hundreds of alligators, ami aover but once betoro within the meni ry or the oldest Texan was It entlrol) lry until n row weeks ago. A dozen or moie young folks wont down there last Monday on a llshlng expedition and thoy woro surprised to find that the bed jf the famous lake afforded a first-rate place for playing baseball, or running laces on bicycles, nnd that It was not much or a place for fish. Those young people senred tho alli gators off into tho woods, and on that very night tho whole army of tmurluiis concluded to emigrate to the Hrazos river, some 12 miles away. They march, "d out of the bottom and struck thopral rlo not far rrom the old Sau Antonio I'oiitl. Hero they round an Insiii'inotmt. able obstacle In Hie shape or a hog- proor iinrhcil wire rence. They followed tho lino of fenro for three miles, until they camo to Farmer reruns gate. This Knto Is knot einmi by a heavy weight attached to a chain. The nlllgators weto evidently trying to get tlnoiigh tho who rence at cAry stop, and when tho bin bull Hint in.i tho army put his iieo against tlm en to and found that it readily yielded, ho was no tioiiut highly pleased. Ho crept Into Mr. Perdu'H yard, ami tho noso of the. next 'gator behind him Item the goto from closing. In this wnv tin. whole lot, of moro than 100 .'iiik'nim-u conn found themselves Inside the yard. Tho ynrd Is not largo, anil tho alliga tors were not long In dlscoveiing that while it had been an easy matter to get Into tho Inclosuro, getting out was altogether another thing. Tho dogs woro not long In scenting tho imurlans, and they wont to bniklng in a way that Farmer Perdu had never heard before. Tho horses, hogs, ami cattlo in tho adjacent lots acted as though they woro much frightened. All of this commotion arotiBod Mr. Per du, nntl ho says that when ho opened his door nnd saw the yard full of trange looking monsters ho experi enced a fooling or horror no words can describe. Although he has been living In Texns ror 10 years, he has never bo foro seen an alligator. Ho nnld: "I had no Idea what the awful looking cronturea were. I rub bed my eyes and looked nt thorn and wondered If I were not dreaming." Ono of tho big monsters on tho porch opened Its mouth and snnpped Its Jaws closo to Mr. Perdu's feet. Mr. Perdu has somo flvo boys, who aro fond of fishing. Tholr oxperienco mado them wiser than their father, lu natural hU tory nt least. Aroused by tho groans of tho old man nnd his wild shouta for his Winchester, tho bovs rushed to hn windows, ami Instnntly recognized tho faces of tholr old enemies, who had of ten kept them from swimming lu the cool waters of Courtney's lake, They got tholr guns and went boldly out Into tho ynrd nnd oponed a fusil liulo upon tho monsters. Tho old people In the houso were engaged In earnest prayer, and tho hoys out in tho yard woro having moro fun than they ever had before In tholr lives. An alligator lo not easily killed. It took a half tloznn shots to Iny out ono of tho old bulls. The funniest part of the affair wa3 tho excltoment that it creutcd In the neighborhood. Tho rapid firing of tho guns, accompanied by tho shouts of tho boys, aroused tho wholo neighbor hood. Old noldloiti mound on tho prai Mm H rie thought of Vlckshurg and Chlck.v innuga. Everyone, within live mlltM was suro that the Perdu boy., were standing off a band of robboM Mr. Pel tin hail only the day previously sold a iract of land for $."i.0()i). Ills neighbors thought of that circumstance at onto, ami Jumped lo tho tontliision that nn attempt was In- ng made to murder and toll the 'ariiirr. In lite uiliiuies fit) people, armed with Winchesters, rovoltorM, and shotguns, weio galloping to the Perdu home. When they saw the alligators they looked Into oncli other's eyes and snhl: "What In thunder doen It nil mean?" It took two or tin eo bourn to kill tho alligators. There woro more than ii hundred. "I counted 109 -Httlo and big," said ono of the boys. During periods or grent drought peo ple have frequently met two or three alligators going ncrora tho country from one stream to anther, but never lvfore did a Texan wake up and (hid n hundred or moro alligators lu lilt front yard. FADS IN PRONUNCIATIONS. Tlm llnvll Ii Cuming In for III. Nliurn of Attrntlnm It Is possibly too late to cure tho alTeclatlon or giving a Teutonic twist to the pronunciation of those good old Saxon words cither or neither, In whoso original there was no suspicion of an "I," for fashion seems to hnvo decreed, notwithstanding, Hint they shall bo l-ther and nl-ther. and so thoy will probably contlnuo to be with thoso who asplio to keep pace with tho popu lar whirl, until the turn of tho wheel shall bring tho correct form on top again. That oft-mooted question tuny then lie considered out of court for tho present, comments a writer lu the Crit ic. Dul there aro two other words that seem to bo going the same road, and alike In opposition to all authority, con cerning which I wish to make a few remarks. I moan the words evil ami devil, which have a closo relation to each other in morn ways than ono. Many of our clergymen havo adopted ror those words the pronunciation of e-vll ami tlov-ll, and I am sorry you say that the dnv-ll has so got tho upper hand that the e-vll Is on tho Increase, until whnt was In the beginning only a. clorlcnl affectation now bids fair, llko l-ther and nl-ther, to assume tho pro portions or a popular fashion. Time was when tho stage virtually set tho standard lu tho pronunciation or tho language, but in thoso latter days of dramatic degeneracy, when slipshod English and imperfect enunciation seem to be tho rule behind tho foot lights, the pulpit oxerts an cqunl, If not tho grent or, Influence. It behooves every oleigynian, then, to look care fully to his rhetorical ways, last ho teach ortheoplc heterodoxy whllo Punching the soundest of theological orthodoxy. Now, the words in ques tion have been pronounced over slnco the English language came Into being, simply e-vll nnd dov-ll with the accent on the first syllable; and no amount of mispronunciation enn mako tho ono any worse or mill nny terrors to tho other. If our clergymen will only bear In mind that "tho o-vll that men do lives after them," thoy will look moro care fully lu fiituro to tholr orthoepy and hesllnte ere thoy try to lmprovo on tho good old-fashioned dovil of our fathers. I'tinl llnrcliir, l.'nntnr Victim. In tho current Lltleli's Living Ago Is copied nn aitlcle by V. S. Lilly on "The Theory of the Ludicrous," In which article the rollowlng story is re lated: "I think about tho most curloiui man I over met," fluid tho retired burglar, 'Z met in a houso in eastern Connecticut, and I shouldn't know him. either if t should mcot him ngnln, unions I should near mm speak. It was so dark wlicr I met him that I never saw him at nlir I had looked around tho house down stairs, nnd actually hadn't seen a thing worth carrying off, and It wasn't a bad-looking houso on tho ouwitlo. olther. I got upstnlrs ami gropotl nbout a little, and finally turned Into a room that was darker than Egypt. I hadn't gono moro than thrco steps In this room when I heard a man Bay: "Hello, thoro!" "'Hello,' says I. " 'Who aro you?' said the man, 'bur. glar?' "And I said yes, I did do something1 In that lino occasionally. " 'Mlserahlo business- to bo In, ain't It?' said tho man. His volco enmo from a bed over in tho corner or tho room nnd I know ho hndn't even sat up. "And I snld: 'Well, I diinno; I'vo got to support my family somo way.' " 'Well, you Just waBtcd a night hero,' said tho man. 'Didn't you soo anything" down stairs worth stonllng?' "And I said no, I hndn't. " 'Well, thcro'B loss upstairs,' says tho mnn nnd then I heard him turn over nnd settlo down to go to sleep again. Til Ilko to hnvo gono over thero and kicked him. Hut I didn't. It was get ting Into nnd I thought, nil things con sidered, Hint I might just as well lot him have Ills sleep out." Antiquity of h'oup. Soap Is not a modern invontlon. It Is twice mentioned in tho Hlblo, first In Jeremiah and ngaln In Malachl. His tory telle us that moro than 2,000 years ago tho Gauls manufactured It by com bining beech trco aches with goat's fnt. A fow years ago a Boap-holler's shop wns discovered In Pompeii, having boon burled beneath tho terrible ruin of ashes that fell upon that city 79 A. D. Tho soap found In tho shop had not last all its eincacy, although it had been burled 1,800 years. At tho time that Pompeii was tlostroyed tho eoap mnklng business was carried on In sev eral of the Italian cities. Orocer's Re viow. Tho number of wlieols rlddon in Cfrr cago Is variously estimated at from 15, 000 to 100,000. rjm 14 ' l;f M . ilnUUtfMddM