f- -r. i .-.r v mtntmvwmw&pv THE T.KD CLOUD (MIIKK. FRIDAY. MAY K. UUHi. 3 .r.r V 'i STORY OF A POTATO. yjTJ is.u. aglai;, a milliner oy untie, was sitting one line Sunday mot nil. g by the open window peeling potatoes. The whitlow v. art on the fifth lloor nnd looked out on the Hue Leplc. Sud denly one of the po- t a t o e R slipped through hrr lingers, iltoppert oer the edge of the window Fill and disap peared Into Fpaou. It fell with a bang upon a gentleman who was passim; beneath, niul made a deep dent In bin tit-cant bilk hat. It took him but two seconds to leach Hie landing on the second lloor, when n door suddenly opencil and a peibon nHied out In a meal huny and fell heavily Into his aims. The two men eyed each other for a moment with angry and astonished looks, leady to abuse each other, when both simultaneously ulteied an extia niatlon of mnprWe. "Anatole'." "Edgar!" Anatole ll.iudruehe and Edgar I' rich -eton weie two old college ehums. Thoy had not met since the day when they took their baihelor of aits degite to gether twehe jraiB befoie. In splto of this long Interval In their intor rc.use the found on the occasion of this Midden meeting that they had very little leady ehnnpo of eoiivoisa tlon. Edgar was the first to speak: "Say, oitr hr.t looks ny ptetiy," l.e said. "Do not peak of it. It has just joivod for a tin git for a potato that fell from the lifth story." "And now ou are going upstairs to restore the potato to its owner'.' That's veiy nice of ou." "Not by any means! I'm point; to charge the clumsy devil with his eilme try to make hlin pay for a new hat." "Well, M far as that Is ronteriietl, jot: might as well taekle a coipo." "And why. if ou please."' "Eeinusc old Illtloi he K an old hedge. ) hog who will Kick j nu downstn its. even if he opens the door for jou at all." "Old llldocho?" "Yes, the man you aie afu r, for it can he no other than he. All the ten ants In the building are nlwsns Inning tiouble with hlin. One might think that he made a point of helm; as dlh.igree al.le to evcijone as he possibly c an." "Then do ou live In this house?" "No. but an aunt of mine does and Fcaieely a tiny parses without her hav ing a scrap with old lUdoclie. If you will allow me I will po up with jon: two heads are Letter than one in a matter like this." So Ktl par ami Aaiuitole went up thro, flights together, and stopped outalde u door through which emit softly thu founds of a melodious musical ln&ti u - U (lit. ' This Is the loom," said Edgar. "He's practicing on his bassoon." With these wonls ho nulled the hell and the bassoon suddenly einscd. Then the shuiHIng of feet was heard alonj; "monsiepk, yoi aki:a tool." the floor, the doer opened and th'-ie, fi allied in the doorway, Fteol a little old man. with benevolent milling face and a largo-sized baboon testing ntross one arm. "What do the gentlemen elisiie?" at lied the little old man. "M. llitlothe," leplied Edgar. "Y-s, the wretched Hldoiiio, ' added Anatole, Blinking his liiintd hat In one hand and with the other placing the potato on the top of the musician's r.tse. ".M. Bldoehe?" replied the old man politely. "I do not Know him. 1 never hriiid of him." "What's that? What's that?" cried IMpar. "Are j on trying to deec Ive us.'" "Not at all," answeied the old man quietly. "Theie must be some mistake somewhere. My name Is Molesquln. 1 am the solo basso in tho orchestra of the Theater ties Gobelins, and I moved li thlb morning." 'Then," coiitlnued Anatole, ")ou nio not the mnn who tluevv thlb potato on my hat?" "1 only ent green vegetables" ans wered Molesquin. "Nevertheless, If the gentlemen will come in lor a short while I will play them my pait In the 'Tour do Nesles.' There are tome In tcreEtl'.K pajFiipcs In It." Anatole and IMpar did r.ot like to re ' ite, nml went Into the old muhician's loom. Molesquln k-ivo them a t-tnt and t,cnio elparettea and then, polnp up to the stand, he played throunli for their benefit the wholo of tho flist bassotin ppit In the "Tour do Neshs." Edgar made a bravo face over It, whilo Anatole smt In tho window with his potato lu his hand, ncii'icly ublo to contain his patience. Suddenly tho musician atruek a, false note. It Incicased Anatolo's linria- jtieiicc bo much that ho pavo a jump, land in doing so allowed tho potato to hllp fiom his llnpers. It rolled over tho kvlndow Elll, ainl, with a hop, dlrap- i.eaied lu the hlieet t.olow. When Mile. Agluc dropped her pota X? fm m " yj- ('v-s ?, $ r it; asES-sspwj to Into the fctieit she was overcome with four. She huiiltdly shut the win dow so that In ca?e time had been an incident no one would suspect her. Then she Kit down and tpiletly waited the turn of events. What, then, was hi r tenor when she heaid steps mm I up up her stalls -the Hteps of men, of two men. heavy anil loud. "Tlnj'ie policemen." she thought, and at the thoiipht her little henit be pin to beat moie quickly, while c ihl peisplrntiim lnoke out on her pietty white shouldciH. Hut jiiFt when she expected to lu ur the men's cntel lists knocklnp at the door of her little room her face raid dt nly ie'uiiied Its t.ilm and pciteful e)uesson. Still she v.as afiald to inovc for "time time, fearlnp. with loplcal niliul, that when the policemen found that the ten ants net door were Innocent they would conie lu and accuse her. After sfiiio moments, how ever, she pained eiii.uph courape to touceal the basket of potatoes, whMi must otheiwlse have appeal eel so much npalnst her, and fm red lieuelf to put on an Innocent eprtloii with which to meet the po lite. After welling a little longer and hi at lug no unite of steps', but only tho biiFioon, she became completely was- Ml! (Ml. In oider to make assuiance doubly ruie, she opened her cupboard, and, taking out the milk Jar, opened the deor quietly and eppt down the stairs to pet four sous' worth of milk from the dnliv at the miner. In this way the hoped tt) make an alibi, and her case would be ton sttoiit; for the i'llchtott suspicion. Iicnldi'it, "lie want ed pome milk to boll her potatoes In, niul it was lur Intention to put in n ccullllower its well. So she bought bet four foils' w tilth of milk and ntnitrd on the it-turn jiiii' ne with her spirit at test ami her milk bottle tan-fully held in fi out of her. Suddenly she felt a vlob ut blow on her fii.peis, and at the r.ime moment ber hands, her b.ue arms, liereoi'-age. fate, hail and mouth weie uivi-it d with milk. It was the potaio Unit had slipped f i mil Anatolc'n hand ami h.nl landed with leniarkable precisian rlf,lit In the mtiiiUi of tlit milk j.u. 'Oh, ii'Miiuui," died Aglae lu de spair, "what has happened? Who him done this?" And sin- ii-n up the stair case, only to run plump into the hands of Anatole. Anatole, as a matter of fact, when he saw the potato living downward, i--nifinb'-ied the police ordinance against tbinwlnp tilings out of the window after lo a. in., and detitlul to leave Molrsquln as soon as It wan at oiu polite- and posr.ible. He shook IMpar, who had fallen asleep, and, after prom ising .Molesquiii to return net day and Hike b-ssons fiom him, n:.d hurried helter-skelter out of the door, the bas soonist accompanying him as far as the tlntu. At the moment when the door opened Aplae was coming up the stairs four steps at a time. Atlae anil Anatolo found ncb other fate to tare. Aglao with her face anil hair minting with milk and Anatole with his silk hat all smashed lu on his head. They stopped: they looked at eaili other, nml they understood it nil. ".Moubleur," cried Aglae, "jou aie a feed." "And ou. iiiiuhiniolselle, your llngeis aie math of blotting paper," leplied Anatole. "You sue a mile man, sir." "And ou a:e ill bred." "A man who cannot hold a potato In his hand should not untli-itaKej to give lesson.s to mi) body." "I advise )ou to Fay an little as pos sible, nintUniolFelli. When a glil can not peel a potato without letting tt ill op she should take her meals at a restauiant." "I shall take no Instiuctlonn ivrm tui, monsieur." "None tli h-rs, mademoiselle. I re peat )ou should take )tiur nitals at a nttmii.irt. I know a very nice out) on !.- I'lnco Pigalle. I do, indeed, mademoiselle." "Well, go theie .voiiiself, monsieur." "Oh! So .von think that I would po to a lestauiant with my hat smashed in this fashion!" "Uh bleu, monsieur, If )tiui hat Is In juied jou have only to go to a Initio's mil pe-t It blocl ed." "I shall take no ImOuctlons fiom )oit, niademoiselle." "None the less, monsieur, 1 i cpeat .von should po to a hatter. Theie Is my lu other, who Is In the hatter business at Hue ties Mait)rs." "Would ) on like very much to havo me po to bieakfnht In a restaurant with )ou? 1M bid), mailemolselle, I shall go to your biothtr'B with my hat only on condition that jou come with me to a testaur.int for bieakfast." "En bleu, monsieur. I shiill go with )ou to a lestaurant oul) on condition that )ou tako your hat to my broth ers." "And I," tiled Molesquln, who had been alti.icted by tho (llseiibsion, but who had said nothing, "and I shall nev er forgive )o.i for having Inteirupted my studios unless ou will accept a box tonight for the Theater ilea (Jobo, llns." "We no:ept," cried Edgar In his turn. Molesquln went huuk to his loom, and the three young pinnies went down stairs. Thu brakf.ist wui dolleloiiH ami the afternoon pasued with the lapltllty of lightning. Tho dinner for ono must hnvo dinner wan alro very pood, and the evening was spent pleasantly at tho Theater ilea Ooliellns. After tho peiformmico Molesquln Joined tho tlueo otheis mid tho four went to e'rlnk beer at the nearest cafe. In a woid this Mory, though Pails Inn, ended In a mairiage. All moths produce toine form of ellk DOOTH IN HIDINC. One Mull' lift' llimc ! n tv strittlfr 'I lirc.iil. The ipot to wlili h Captain C'o led the assassins was an oltl tolincio-bed coveietl with luiioiu-srelfst lu a d"tise thicket of .voting pints, wKl.li was not near any ro.tdvvii). Thomas . .lones, a foMi r-brothcr of Captain Cos, ami who had been his ov tister. lived within half a mile of the Potomac, on a place t ailed "lluckle-b-r:)"; anil as he had bun leaiihuly t ngaped In convevliij spies ami block atb -i. unit is siiiieptltlotHl) at toss the Potomac, Cos m nt for him and pla.ed Itooth mid lleiold lu hl tharpe. .loues tlall.v hi ought food envoi cd with cum lu a basket to the fugitive and illed Instil) to his imps as lie paid his visits. Each day he found Iteoth imffeiiug much fiom Ms leg. and uiia!') tm the gioiiud. tolled in lib blanket, lie wan c.igtr tor the papeis giving an account of the nun ill) . ami sinned to be much distit Hxtd that his fti.il dt ed met with little appioh.itloti ill the .lutb. .louts watt lit d his oppoi (unity to take his tlaugiioiis thai go to the ilvtr, about two and a half mile distant: and ucnly a with a gloiiinv. tloiut) w t U of chilly mist passe 1 befo.f the taviiialde op po: limit) c.uue. On tin thlul or fouith dav after llooth leached the pined it was decided to dispose of theli Iiiuses, whlih hail become testltsh fiom luck of food and pioper stabling, as It was feaud that their tHlghlng would betiay them. Ac toitlluglv lltiohl anil Eranklin A. lloby. Cnpt, t'o's oveisrer at that time, led the horses about two ml!en distant lilt-) Xtklah swamp, whe.e It makes a junction with Clarke s Itun and line the) weie shot. As ihe pl.ue was begp). the bodies of tin dial lioises ilisiiiuieared from liw in tin t a whole the hordes hail been killed a few ip)H befoie. their bodies, not having t sank in tin- bog. Captain t o :.m Ins son anvlousl) watched the cavali.v meii approach the swamp. Would thv or would they not enter below the dead horses? Captain Con nervously ques tloiuil. "My son," said I.e. "If tm-n-men inter below the spot wheie the linilliM tir the hoises .no, I sha'l hang for it." The tolored cavaliy rnteied bit a shoit tllstanco above where the hones l.i). a. id depleting at Intel v ills of fifty fut, beat the swamp fiom Captain Cox's to Dr. M-i.ldV, nearly fifteen inilc.i. IMIt.ir unit I'ri in lirr 'Ihe fact Unit Join nnllsrt, differ nmung iheiiiselvs ami fiom the pieatiiers on lellpion and social cpit-'tlons shoubl not suipiise nil) bod) who kt.ows how mucli tho preachtis tlllTer iheinsehes on tho same tpiestlon. The pieacheis stem "to want the whole eaith" of Jt iiinnll-iii a little too soon, whilo the etlltois. wlioso outlook upon the wothl in wiilet, aie obliged to be econonilial with their pie-aching In mdertlint theli uewsii:iicrs nillill 1 1 h i r pit at distinc tive mission -publicity. He v. John Orifllths. Kiipu Ali it 'lliry Were After. A millinery establishment at Spring field, Ilk, was lnoiecl the other night Last ) ear's st)(s weie not touched, but evi-iythlng now was taken. This neater tlit suspicion that there was a woman In the ease. HINTS TO HOUSEKEEPERS. A red-hot lion will poftcn old putty ro that It can be easily iemoved. (Jietn tea will ic-vlve rusty black J.ico and lender it as good as new. A soft cloth wet In alcohol Id Excel lent for wiping oir Kicnch jil.itt. glass and minors. Tho tone of the piano Impioves when the Instiuniint is moved from the wall of the jooni. A lew lumps of beswa, wrapped each In n bit of old linen, ami pat in tho folds of a white cut In gown will ku-p it fiom tinning )cllovv. To remove sewing machine oil stains nib the stain with sweet oil or lard and let It stand for several hours, then wash It In soap and cold water. Coaibo hrooma will out a carpet, and although Imperceptible at first, their ravages will at length show themselves In tho Increased number of shietls, espe cially If the carpet be a elvet pile. A littlo kere-Kcne oil rubbed briskly over tho Fpots on daik clothing will bilghten tho garments and le-movo the ttaiiiH almost Illio magic The kerosene will ovnporato quick mid lenvt no stain. Jiiwehy tan bo benutlful'y cleaned by washing It In hot eo.ip such to which n few tliops of ammonia havo hem add ed, and then shaking off tho vvuc and laying tho Jov.eliy in a ijti of Jewelei'a sawdutt. This method leave-H no mar.'i or snatches. If a dally tub bath Is e-nervatlns, tr;r n daily upongo bath and a tii-wee-kly tub. Tho ""tubbings" should bu taken at night, In water warm or hot, accotd Ing to tho tastcii of tho bather, The sponge bath, which shoubl ho taken lu tho morning, should bo either cold ur lukownr.m, mid should bo followed by a brisk tubbing down with a Tur kish to '.Nil, ..... ,. ..f n ui.it. Mini u'liin i.i ui cciii tJi,'lifJlAse. i?' :.;'!v'W . . " 5rsv.tl- - tU.e " ' ..''A vVTiUWTKW I ,'.';", -wsv &$&..$- -'&mm , "'" 'jw.tawjw'''- .'W'.h.-.ui :vyr.i-!'kr ws,.. "iii ir:vti3tjL ,h ,,,,!,. ti .....o..j .if (linen iiiiim.iii. tniti 'VcfirA',k..'.ecr.ivi'." " i-i.'v,.i' -i.v.i muv A.-a'L.Hrt2 - ewu'. came 'near netiavlnp C:,...,.,, ,, x mWMWMSXW M& . 4 1HB A l.llge (loop of eoloretl (.-v.illMl.eil j.fe.Vi PWH AwSii &&WMWim& came to his lesi.le-n.o for th- pin pose tfaffiV'- WMWM'W MWMM I of seeming Information as to tl io ito 5,,,-rtfaA,l taken by the as-asslns af.tr 'Kv b ft S&tSitST ICI.-Ii Hill, rap.ain Cox M.ow.,1 M... SgiWS'C 'W W .fBmW&Sm ,!- penei.,1 diiectloi, of l,.,r oil- 4(fc "1 Wf - 'CTmWWHBIBM . i.uly Suiul.i) nioinlnp. win, i wv . lwAWr - , If - iMm' WWi'WlBSSEl ,,'.,. rklah Swamr. Th. , . '-'11. jMffiPWHi Mi.rted to. the swamp, ami r... t .in ?fiRSaSiJ " SBAWhWfmUm Con and his son rotiud to Uno 1 ,..,... 'iglife. on.- fouith of a mile in th. ..a. of his 8$$$mA 4tWMS$&rt$$ house, which commanded an extensive feg-!fa view of the ..limine.' to the swamp In MV;& , the valley below. The) could . ,s,l) s. , &SSS H the lKizin.ln l.ovo.lup over th wu" S48 ! HE KATSWITHOITIT. john cotrrscii FKi:ns utom- ACM MINUU AUSOPHACUS. Me tin. tic i(e, 1 In n llliili. IIxiiir of I'urt nf III. ihrniit rutin n li I. vi". s 'Hill Vnl I ten Wiilir ( imlil I'll'". i""l pw . insii l A .N M 11 I '--l$ wen th going some ll-!( I A XS of ! IvIlv tli't.iiite to obrervt ttdm Ooitt'cli ent his tllntii-r. Coetpc 'i In a patient lu u hiiut hospital, nml 1 e him a way of his own of entlt'?, vide li Is mil hs $$t mi. $(!' vriiu tl ablK than unique. Ciit'cb, by the old of ph)sl i law, ctalllhed an mullein! cnimee thin betwiin hli intuitu mid his stom- I mh. ami all tin food he- inastliates I irnthoH lis ptoper desllnntliui without the neccssl v of swallowing it, as tudl- . nut) people have to do. I dottrcli's tiouble Is with tho lower ptutlon of bis aisophagiis, which bus' grown tlghttv 'hut. and iibmlittelv io f'lMH to pt I ft i in i lie duties rf an oull nury aesoili!ii;ii'i. The tlltllt ultv vtaited seveial )tais ago at Scrlhiier, Neb., wheie he was a fanner grown wcai) of life, and while lu a dementi d con dition he attempted to end bin troubles by swallowing a lm of eoncent rated 1)0. The l)e did not operate as tineudi epootod. The t'isiic weie so eaten awav .mil TKCN1C OP A The preat ire i h of California are pop ularly called Wtllinrt 'Uli'i.s. though their rtientlfic name Is Ki quoin gigan tea. The imnmiEO size of these tie en Is not the only peculiar thing about them. Thrlr location Is one of preat Intenst. We naturally cMoct to find great vegetable growth In tropical countries, or at least In the pieat marsh lands, where a hot sun and abundant moisture conspire to bring about an Im mense development. Hut on the lofty i Icier of the Siena-Nevada wo lind the fullest and grandest trees on the con tinent. The only tiers at all compar ing with them In the wide world nre, possibl), tho Eucalyptus trees of Aus tralia. It might be suppoietl that thete trees would be found In fort sts of their own, but sut b Is not the cate. The y aie scat tered heio and then-, singly or in groups, animig great foiests of pines, maples and spruie-s. Tor this reason it is not easy to fee some of them, even when )ou art at their ti links, for the siirioundlng forcbts shut olf the view, much to the dissatisfaction of the be holder. Some of lliein fortunately are in clearings or can be wen from clear ings, and such tiees stand out lu all their imposing linmenseness. One of the gie'iit groups Ih found nbout ICO miles from San rrantisco, In the county of Calaveras, and in u alloy in Hie mountains nbout 100 feet above the sea level. The pronp lomprlroH about SOO members scattered among other varieties of forest trees. Sonic of these gieat tiees have been injured by hurricanes and by flre presumably built by Indians. Some of them are prostrate, ami from them a man can lacerated that his throat constantly grew worse. lirst ho could manage to squeeze some liquid refreshments down his parched throat, mingling them with u few light solids. Soon those liquids had to bo made thluner mid thinner, until at last tven water was unable to fore-e 1th wny down, and ouly ut intervals of three or four tln.vs, when tho paFsagewa) would relax, could the man feed his famished stomach. When brought to the hospital (ioetsch had spent eleven tlajs without food or drink. This was several mouths ago, Doctois went to (Joe-tsch i.ald. They cut a hole In his stgmach, feeding him by means of a funnel, until they finally Eiictteded In Inserting a peimanent tubo In tho coat of tho t.toinach. This operation having been suecessfuly ac compllsheel, the irownlng act war. com pleted by attaching a rubber tube to the end of tho Ftomaeh attachment and Inserting at tho connection a Httle but ton of peculiar m range rncnt. Supplied with tills, Goetscli tits down (it table and tnJo) his ir.eahi like otlfor mort als, but without being compelled to swallow a morsrl of food, The physlclaiiK came to tho conelu rlon when limiting tho attachment since so slice tssfully used by their patient, that, as he had good lungs, these could bo used Just ns well as tho aofitiphnpiis, which has nil along refined to work. He was thereupon Instructed In the att of "plnclng" Ill's food. After looking over tho bill nf faro nnd determining what would tlcl.Io his palnto the pa- i l i THLLS OP CALirOKNIA. '' .yrWZZi VT - . ..'JTA, . ... ., ! i - ' LVjf a -'vm tt". - . - -.'"..-1 -l - i" " -r r: - .- -.::- . - .u. . ,'c..i.... " J - Mi'WZy$f?ffoJ " --"' --'W:5r brrn riiill'ed for iiliout twenty jeuiH, I ..-.-- j--,ct'Ji..Ms ' .r.,jl. i:T TT-, -.-vi..JJ-5 end initiioveinents uro con-itantly licing ,J.Ut5sS$.avy. ftt-Z2& mad, In It. The rough stones are taken llmt was allowed to masticate Ihe ar ticle ami enjoy Its tlavor. The rubber tube was thou Inserted In his mouth nml ho was ted 1 to blow. The tloctois' button at the for t ml of the tub, fold ing to the pic-sure, allowed the fond lo pass unobsti ui toil, ami straightway (Itp-lag b'ic'k Into plate, ictallietl the ootid ut of the Uonnch. Thus, It ban come about that by ttiuntmit blowing at a tubbi i pipe (icietseh has pi own fat and lt ok. lie has Just h aelu d the age of manhood tnul the attending ih)l tlatu. pittlict tor I tm a long mid pleas ant lift. Win n not lu use (he tube Is tuc keel away under the iniin'n u-t. and If It were not for this lie would, to all appeal nnciii, be no dllfeiint fnuu other I tuple. Willlls to Itllllil nil 1 llltin nn lllnlii'. "I.arpr m..ps" may (as land Su,l I'lirv has been le ce-itty leailiitllug inn be cm feelingly desirable for u-rtiilii pin pcuus but In the opinion of M. Ellsn Itoc lu the net (1 for huge plidlt'f Is eve tl mm e ilam.int. In u ltilgluni review that gc'ipiaplicr i. lib nils a plan fm the toiistrui tlnn t f a tt in ' ti.il ploln mi the Hi ale of 1-ldO i iintli. The illamelcr of this nileiuco'i i would be IL'T lueteis, or about 100 ft. The lust of tniipH, sa)s M Hot lus. an ihciptivo. They tin not He rniate !y ieinsii)t (lit lelatlve (llmeu slomi of tlilftrtft ici'lolis. The ,;litbe oil the other laud, shows tho actual Mtitetuit of the planet. It plves each country its ai I piopoitions and it-ii-tli u; accinate loinparlstniH puhhIIiIo. On the sllgpt-stcil stale, nioi cover, ll tine Idea of the height of motiutalUK mid the depths of m i atis would he it-adlly galatil. Thus the lu Iglit even of WELUNGTONIAN. best Jinlfei of their former niagnlll et n 'I. One of them has been cut tlown by mnn. It was no easy task. It took t went) -five men five days to even sever the trunk. In this work the nxo was of no value, but long ship augers weie used. Holes were boretl nml tho fila ments of wood between the holes were cut away. When Mils woik had been done the tico still icnialneil upright, nnd wedges and beetles had to bo called in to tip tho tree over. Tho j,r"iit trunk, ninety feet In elr cumfetenre was smoothed off ami a pavilion erected on the top. The amount of wood contained In this tree bns been estimated at rifio.'iOu cubic feet, nml the lings of the trunk showed It to he moie than 3,000 .veara old. One of tho fallen trees had, when standing, a height of l.r.0 feel. Another great group Is In the conn!) of Mariposa, near nnd nbovc Yosem Ite Valley. It Is In a depression In the moiiiitaius, but at a height of s.Oim feet above ica level. They are like the tints Just mentioned, in the midst of pints, sptuees anil tetlars. The gioup toinpriscs over (100 members. One o' them Is hollow and has fallen down. A horseman tan ride through Its entire length without bowing his head. When standing upright It was about 400 feet In height, and I lit) lu t Irciimfercnie. Its ape Is 11,100 )eard. It Is n pleanire to Americans to know that the government has taken meas ures to preserve these splendid forests from the hands of tho vnndnls, that they may be the wonder of future genera tions ns well as of UiIh. Farmers' lie view, Chicago. Montmnrtre would bo quite perceptible. Westminster Gazette. A Shut nt thr ( Irruy. Pollrerruin X of West i..th stteet ban this shot nt n reverend gentleman. He says, that recently he heard n clergy man preiuhlng on tho value of tiuth nml the thought passed thinugh his mind that then- was no one more than a polleemnn who required to constantly bear this hssun In mind, herniifio tho temptations to give faho evidence are so great, inasmuch as a policeman's word Is taken for gosprl. Hut, sa)s our filemj of tho blue: Why do clergymen and ministers omit policemen from their paMoral visits? Ho has been for thirteen years living In n district where thero mo twelvo po- i lire-men. who, cover an aicn in which there are thirteen mlnhters. During I the whole of that thirteen years not a i single visit has been paid to theso , twelve policemen by avy ono of tlicso parsons. And then Policeman X goes on to mako a very unpleasant remark. Ho sayH that tho reverend gentlemen mo occupied In looking nffr permim lu their own social position nnd do not cure nbout "any that mo bilow It. Now York. Mercury, A C3I carat diamond, tho finest ever found in Africa, was discovered nt J.ig-fiersfonte-ln, in tho Transvaal, on tho day after Christinas. When cut It la expected that it will Lo worth 300,000. SURE-TO-WIN POKCn HINTS, SiiCRP.IInti. for Mirc, W III. Ii I. Knrn lit I iittim It Ilic riii)rr Sirir.. The whole object of poker Is to K'vo your ow n inone) ami to secure some ono lift's Win cash and lose on credit hi a good general inle, sa)H Urn New Yoik Weld. Theiefore, buy onlv out -half as man) chips as on think )ou will need. Win f they an pone, owe ! Ante only when you .ire teinlnded of It. You'll make u chip or two In an evening bv following this atHite. If any one him to owe for chips mnl.n sure that .vnu'ro the first to do so. TI.e a let iignlnM the teady-inouey idii.M-is (let a look at the bottom curd If win ran. It may alter )our draw mate rlallv. Alwawt "salt away" chocks In )oiir pocl.eis, No one then can tell how win sl.ind mid )ou i an be "shy" from tlnm to (line. Watch the dlscarils carefully but tiso them spni Inglv. Excess In those lux urli s may beget trouble. Sell )tmr chips while you have pltitly of them but onlv for cash. If the re Is a kitty take a few cx'ia olmns. If .von don't smoke yeiuiself "then imp citht t." At the i lost of the game hnlw your winnings ami multiply )our losyes In tllsciisslng how )ou stand. All good pin vein do i. Never pav any hold-over debts nt tl-e beginning of a now gaine. Mercenary nie-ii have been known to accept money so offi led and it fui to play. When luck Is against )on call -"or u new pack, giuinble ami claim mtno trouble than ever nuiital had befoie'. When von aie winning look -at your w.it h all the time with the leintirk: "J vo got to po preMv soon." (!o wh"ii )ou gt t good niul le.ttlv. Mv following then Insti notions you will show an Intimate know ledge of thu "w u if von do not win. L5LACK DIAMONDS. Itriwll I iperlM Mure Dliiii.nniN limn Ant ettlic r Cimtilrv Alllioupli ihe en atest diamond mines in the win Id on In Smith Allien, Ilra rll ixpoitK niDii diamonds to that part than ituvwlitte else on eaitli. sa)H a Iiontli-ii paper The explanation Is t asy. Tin v a i bl.u k dluniutiiU anil not of the liMid used for Jew t by. Tho place of Hirli giciMe-sl utlllt) I-. U.ldi'lglOIIIld III mines South Africa does not pro duce thrill, but It toiil.l not well get ah up without them. Hlnek diamond Is tin hardest sub stance known. Its utllltv has not only ami split bv niacblncr) lu u way that was unknown until leeenily. ihe split must follow tin giaiu. If It ib.es not tin- stones will be wasted Each stoiio Is spilt into t lilies of tlllfcicut Sl.tH. The cukes an then welded Into mining drills If they are to be nil for boring. The steel Is east about the diamond so that It cannot get loose. In the tamo way neatly all diamond m.vh aie made. They me circular saws. Evoiy tooth lr a black diamond cube. It Is fastener! on when the steel poitbin o tho In strument Is in a molten state. The attempt to make the.e stones nrtlfiilaliv has proven a failure) In every Instance. The cent Is greater than the market pi Ice of the lliar.llliiu diamond. Illack diamonds weigh ordinal Uy less than 100 carats, ranging all the way down to half a carat. The largest In existence was found only a short tlmo ago. Its weight being 'IJ0 carats. rIho diamond was sold to a museum for 8.000 pounds. , l.iiluir Tr.iillilr.. It was the Divine will that the lega tions betwee-n emplo)er and employed should be softened mid ameliorated by mutual klndnrFS between the parties. The trade anil labor iiouhlcs of tho present ape me uitliely the result of the lack of love on one side for tho other usually on both Bishop Whlt nl.cr. MORE OR LESS HUMOROUS. Torm-p: "Ho-ir about Mcddrra lor.ln' his wife?" ll'ilceile: "Yen, ami It's too bntl, after bavin' had to winter her." Cincinnati Enqulicr. A.: "I knew jour father, the old soap holler, very well." Pnnonuo; "Ah, jes; sonp boiling was one of his hobbles." Tagllehe r Anzelger. The policeman: "III! the-ie, jou dago, let up on the uiigur. Wot's he hern n doln?" The Italian: "l.e-mme alone! I lleka do nig. He one Abysslu. His peo ple klllu my countrymen. 1 nvingo! Vivu Italia!"- Pittsburg liulletln. Mrs. A.: "I uni surpilsetl that your husband earns so littlo If ho works u-s hard as you say. What does ho do?" Mis. H.: "Tho last thing he did was to calculate how mini) times a clock ticked in tho courso of 1.0U0 years." Phila delphia Iiiqiilur, Tho poor womnn's husband had died, and u eouplo of nelghbois called to of fer theli sjmpnthy, rinding tho newly mndo widow at tho dinner table. "Ah," said tho wltlow, "I havo been weeping since I o'clock this morning, mid as soon as I have eaten my d Inner 1 am going lo begin ngalnl" l'Mlegcndo Ulncttcr. Garrulous bonnier: "Kor ton jeara my habits worn ;n icgular an clock work. I rose ut tie stioko of G; halt mi hour later 1 sat down to breiikfaut; at 7 I was at work, dine:', at I'J, ato at 0 nnd was In lied at 'J 30; ato oul) hearty food and wasn't 111 a single day." Snr castlu boarder: "Dear mo! And what wcro ou lu for?" (.Awful allenie.) Plck-Me-Up. Mr. Hugplns and MIs3 Dlmplo hntl been rilbcutmliig murrl.igu in mi imper sonal uiannoi, when tho jouug lady an nounced her prefcreuco In this wny: "Tho man I mtirry must bo hnndsomo, talented, nmlablo, courageous, ami without a fault of any sort whatever." Dr.' Miles' Remedies Rcstoro Hcalli. "" 11 .