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IT WAS THE IRONY OF FATE.
The Clark' Lnmt Vole Made Troable la,
tbn Lambkin Family.
"1 don't ero why nc can't go to the
opera liko othor people," poutod Mrs.
Lambkin, ns alio and her epoufto wrr
wulklng homo together. "Wocould, I'm
rare, if you didn't look upon Waguor m
a mortal ncmy."
"My only objection to him la tho fact
that bo koiuIh you to ilwp and thon
won't let you ntuy tlicro," replied Jlr.
Lambkin. Then, bacly anxious to
ohango tho subject, ho remarked, "I do
taliuvo Unit 1h MrH. Fitzjoue in auothor
new gown."
"No doubt. Her huBband In bo gen
erous to hor. Why, alio tolls mo that
they vrcro at tho opera lant evening and
xiect to go again tomorrow. "
"Indeed. All, by tho way, didn't you
toll mo that yon thought Dick Norookfl
and Minn Efflo had quarreled?"
"Very likoly. I notice that Dick Is
particularly touchy whenovor grand
opera is in town."
"Ah, indeed By tho way, how should
yon liko to call ut your mother's this
evening?"
"Very much, if anybody was likoly to
bo at homo. Hut of coureo they "will all
go to tho opera."
"Urn nht 1'vo just remembered that
tlds is church ovouing. Supposo wo go.
Wo haven't been to evening church fiiuco
wo wero Jlret married."
"Impossible Georgo. I should bo
usliniued to havo any ono know that I
wiw well enough to bo out nftcr night
and not at tho opera, l'eoplo would bo
suro to nay that yon nro Htiugy, and I
would rather dio tlian cause- Huch ro
marks." "Fact is, Kudora, I'm ns anxious as
you aro to go to tho opera, but monoy is
too tight. I had to mako a payment to
day and I doubt if I havo U'dollar in my
poeket. Never mind, wo can havo n nico
long evening at homo nlono, can't wo?"
"Humph 1 Wo aro suro to bo nlono,
for every living bouI wo know will bo at
tho opera."
"All tho bettor, my dear. Just stop in
boro with mn a moment, will yon? I
have no cigars, and I don't want to havo
to go out for anything tonight Yonseo,
I don't kcop many cigars ion band now
that monoy is to scaroo. "
They went into the fitoro, and Mr.
Lambkin nokscted his cigars, whilo his
wifo stood by. Ho felt anxiously in his
pockets for small change-, and finding
nouo took a bill out of his notebook, and
glancing warily at Mrs. Lambkin band
ed it, all crumpled up, to tho clork.
After all that it did seem tho irony of
fnto which mado that individual call
out in htentoriau tones to tho cashier,
"Twenty-live from 20, pleaso!"
And Mrs. Lambkin was still talking
about it when they reached homo.
Chicago Tixruw-Herald.
THE NEW WOMAN'S WAY.
How Sh Wilt Propuw to tho Inncceut
Yoiiiijj Male Cri'itiuro.
Tho room was in confusion. That is
tho way tho boolw hay it. An ordinary
man with good eyes would havo said
confusion was in tho room.
"At lat !"
Her hancU trembled ns uho attompted
to fix her tie. Thirteen collars havo
been ruined. Sho took a photograph
from a drawer. It was tho sweet, inno
cent face of a young man. "Ah, little
Georgo! I can no longer deceive my.',clf.
I loo you. Tho Mrong is .about to lw
coiuo tho weak. How far wo women
will go for tho bright eyes of a silly
man I Hut enough ! I Miull ask you to
bo uiino this night, conio what may."
"Mr. Nicely will lo down in a mo
monL Pray lo i-eatcd. "
Bnt her heart beat too wildly. Sho
paced tlio fioor. "Tho dear, dear, littlo
boy I How I lovo him!"
Tho curtains parted, and tho world's
greatest treasure a truo hearted, inno
cent young man entered.
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(An ordinary, everyday conversation
for a few minutes. Sho attempts to tako
tho hand of (4corgo, who blushes and
looks startled.)
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"I must explain mysolf I Hear mo! I
can no longer act this hateful parti I
must speak! I lovo yon with tho great
Jovo of a bravo woman. I"
"But this is so"
"It is. Bnt will you bo my hus
band?" Thero was a great gulf of pity in tho
young ninn's gentlo eyes. But hospoko:
"No. But I will bo a brother to
you." Boston Post.
FUliig a. Watch.
"I dropped my watch today, and it
has been gaining ten minutes nn hour,"
aid a man, at tho same time blinding
tho watch to a jeweler. Tho jeweler
Btnek a glass in his eye-, looked into the
interior of tho watch, poked something
with n small instrument, set tho watch
by a regulator, and hiuiding it back,
said, "It's all right now, and I've sot it
by the correct time." "How much?"
said tho customer, relieved. "Nothing,"
was tho mihwer. "Hut I can't let you
work for mo without p.iy. " "Wo never
charge any ono for such a servii ; why
should wo ehai go you? Tho hai spring
was doubled, and Utat mudo tho wi.tcli
run fiuit. A singlo touch set it riht. "
Now York Sun.
Nrltjliborly Curlmlty.
Mrs. .Meoktou was Btiuidhtg ou tho
front door&k'ji when her luu m-lenme
home.
"Henry," sho said in a h. id tono.
"there's your income tax I )..t' (i
better fill it out right awiu.'
"(heat Scott, Maria!" . o n' im i
"What do I w.mt with mi i nm t
blank?"
"Uon't talk so loud," ' '' 'im
uition iu a subdued but I i ' v Ji'
a Bunimons to muvo i . t Tn i
next door noighboi'K ii' I i of
havo been sitting be'i i i
dow blimU wafting it ,,j v t
homo ho tliiy could tint it mi t:in
I ofDoorwas hero for. " Wuv.'Ljuiltv
Boik Arena ! lalerferaaaa.
At tho corner of Fourth avenue and
Bmithflold Btreet a laxly from Qlcnwood
cntorrd a crowdwl outgoing oar. The
conductor know who Bho was, and that
berctiidod in Glenwood. HoBUBpoctod
that fdio hod made a migtako, and that
tho thought Bho was on a Second avenue
ear, bo ho crowded up the aisle and po
Utoly inquired:
" Where aro you going, lady?"
"That's my business," sho tartly re
plied. Tho conductor said nothing more, and
the car sped along through the dork,
crofising tho llonougaholn tlirough tho
covered Tenth street bridge and rapidly
patting space bctwoeu it and Qlcnwood.
When it cut wed tho big Knoxvillo in
clino olorator nud Btopped, nobody said
a word. After a minute's wait up the
procipico it started, leaving tho spar
kling cloctrio lights for below.
"My gooduoBs," Bcreamcd tho Qlcn
wood woman to the conductor, "where
is tliis car going?"
"That's my business," dryly replied
the conductor.- Pittsburg Dispatch.
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It certainly in disheartening to a pa
tient to find that the treatment he 13
given for a disease is more disastrous
than the disease itself. Such is tho
case, however, with the usual treat
ment given for diseases of the blood.
Notwithstanding the great progress
made in many branches of medicine,
the doctors have failed absolutely to
find a successful treatment for blood
poison, and the many diseases having
their origin in the blood. They give
but one kind of medicine, they know
but one treatment, and whether in
the form of powder, pill or liquid, the
doctor's prescription is always the
same potash or mercury.
Too much cannot be bald of the harm
ful and disastrous cflcctsof these drugs.
The doctors are unable to rid the sys
tem of the poison, and direct their
efforts toward covering up the symp
toms from view. There is but one ef
fect to be obtained from pota&h and
mercury they bottle up the poison
and dry it up In the system, but it
must be remembered that they dry up
the marrow in the bones at the same
time, gradually consuming the vital
ity. Those disfiguring copper-colored
splotches arc but indications of worse
results to follow. No sooner has the
system taken on the full effects of this
powerful drug than that suppleness
and elasticity of the joints gives way
to a stiffness, followed by the racking
pains of rheumatism. The form grad-
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crepitude and helplessness prema
turely take possession of the body.
Under this treatment, it is but a bliort
step from vigor and health to a pair
of crutches. With this wreck of the
system often comes falling of the hair
and eyebrows, loss of finger nails,
and decay of the bones a condition
most horrible. This is no overdrawn
picture, for the world to-day Is full of
these hobbling mercurial wrecks.
Contagious Blood Poison is the most
horrible of all diseases, and has been
appropriately called the curse of man
kind. Until the discovery of S. S. S
It was incurable. It has always baf
fled the doctors, and it is in this dis
ease that the evils of mercury and
potash arc most common, because
these drugs arc given iu such large
doses in an effort to counteract the
poison. While they succeed iu bottline;
I up the poison in tho system, it always
uri-iina luiiu u.uu, Ull. lulling auiui:
delicate organ, frequently the mouth
and throat, filling them with eating
sores. S. S. S. is the only known cure
for this terrible idhjasc.
It is the huii.o i i olhur diseases of
the blood. Scrofula, Ki'Heiua, Cancer, '
Kheumatism, all ;uu given the same
treatment by thevdiynii inns mercury
and potash, anC t'uiroMut as above set
forth is always the .niiie. I
We offer a reu.c J wily vegetable,
powerful In its od , yot harmless, in '
uvury way. l,or iW yoars S. S. S.
Ii!.s been eirii r j! h-J -'.isear.es, from
Co most viol u t 'n mildest ensu,
uter allotli r it.- t n m failed. It is
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l-t'wC to tl.i en " i i.
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u blood dli
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