kt . j. ts&tmrw&rt m ."y,'H;",vf THE TIED CLOUD CH1KF. FRIDAY, mb. 7, lftiMJ. t! 3 i iW r 10 hJ FARM AND GARDEN. MATTERS OF INTEREST AGRICULTURISTS. TO i in fp-tn-ll.ttn Hint Alinut Vultlv.i tlnn of tho Soil nrul VlrliU Tlirrpnf liirtlriillitrp, Viticulture unil flt.rl iultiire. HULLETIN FROM the Indiana Experi ment stutlou says: Young fruit trees are very apt to lie injured during the winter by mice and rabbits gnawing tho bark. This Is especially true If the orchard has been neglected dur In; the summer benson. A heavy urowth of grass or weeds about the trees makes excellent nests for mice luring the winter, and where rubbish heaps have been allowed to accumu late In tho orchard, especially if It Is near a forest, rabbits will almost In variably congregate. I'ndor these con litions the young treed will almost cor- alnly suffer from the ravages of one or both of these pests. It Is Important, herefore. that this matter be attended 'o at once. There are various remedies recom mended for these evils: the first and most successful of which Is clean culti vation. If this has not been followed tiien remove all loose mulch, dead Krnfs nml rubbish of various kinds from the Immediate vicinity of the b.uo of the trees. This will destroy the nesting places of mice, anil will go far towards protecting the trees from Injury. Then. In addition to the iliovo, make a smooth, compact mound of eaith, a foot high, about the base of iho trees, Just beforo the ground friezes. These two precautions will be all thnl is necessary to Insure pro tection against mice. Rabbits nre not so liable to Injure trees whore there arc other small plants, Hitch as young grape vines or nursery stock in the Immediate violn lly of the orchard, as they seem to de light In cutting off the young tender branches In preference to gnawing the bark of older trees. It la always safe, however, to protect the trees, and a favorite method Is to wrap tho trunks with closely woven wire screen, tiueli as Is used for screen doors. This may be cut into strips eighteen inches to two fret In length and wldo enough to completely encase tho body of the tree. These may be tacked on or the edges woven together, and If they do not tl! too closely inny bo left on for sev eral years. Instead of the wire screen, ordinary rooilng tin Is sometimes used. Sheathing paper Is also used with good effect, placed on tho tree in a similar manner. It one Is located near a slaughter house, a very convenient as well as effectual method is to wash tho trunks of the trees with blood or ran cid grease. This, however. Is liable to 1)0 washed off by rains, and would need renewal several times during the win ter. These and doubtless other rem edies will prove effectual If properly applied. Uy giving this matter Imme diate attention, much damage to the young orchards mny be prevented. Jas. Troop, Horticulturist. filimitlon on tilt' farm. The farmer's profession can be ele vated above Its present standard only ae tho children Improve upon the meth ods of their parents. President Chad liourno of the Massachusetts Agricul tural collego once said that the way for young men to rise in the world was to stand upon the shoulders of their fath ers. Wo miss half the wear and tear In life when wo acquire the faculty of profiting by tho experience of other nion. It proves nothing, thnt some fine ly educated man has failed In farming, or that somo uneducated men have suc ceeded. Education will help a man, but it will never make one. When It can bo proved that a mnjorlty of educated men upon the farm are failures and a majority oPtlio uneducated successful, wo shall all begin to question tho pro priety and valuo of educntlon for tho farmer's profession, Hut until that is proved wo nhnll bellevo that tho farm er'o business stands upon tho same basis that supports all other kinds of business, that tho goneral education which Is useful to tho doctor, the law yer, the lunn upon tho board of trade is Just n.t vnluablo to tho man who tills tho soil, and thnt professional training In schools of agriculture will have the worth upon tho farm thnt tho knowl edge and discipline) of tho law school has In practice beforo tho courts. One thing more. Tho circumstances of a farmor'ti life nro such thnt ho is brought into closer, because moro con stant contact with his family than men engaged in other pursuits, ills part nership with tho companion of his life is, In a business sense, certainly u very close one. Sldo by 6ide they often per form the same kinds of labor, and tho silent partner not unfrcquently bears tho heaviest burdens, Many of us In tha rush and amid tho distracting cares of our business, forgot thnt woman's strength Is not man's strength, that a ceaseless monotony of toll takes laugh tor from tho lips, roses from the cheeks and health from tho body. No Feasible man would desire that farmers' wives should bo transformed Intousclessornn ments; but it should bo tho aim of farm era vho would do honor to tholr profes sion to mako their mothers nml wives and daughters something moro than morn household drudges, to glvo them nn,opiortunJty,n.Bfar tin means will per mit, to satisfy thoso fancied and tastes, to cultivate thoso graces nnd those tal c n'.s that aro tho beauty and tho charm cf truo womauhood.--H. C. Adams. Kurin Otviirrlilb It does not require tho compilation of figures to show that thero Is a chnngo gradually working Itself through the 'rJM (&mi,m '&M ownership of farm lands. It Is a fact open to general observation that tho farms of the country nre gradually dropping Into the hands of tenants, nnd In our opinion It Is thnt much worse for the country. No ono will dispute thnt the farmer hns many advantages In working land owned by himself that can never accrue to him whllo the land Is owned by nnother. One of tho lead ing causes to bo assigned for this stato of things Is the fact of a desire to over reach one's self In the possession of lands. To mako use of a significant Western expression, It comes of biting off moro than one can "chaw." Wo have long advocated ns the best policy for farmers to pursito In (this matter that of cutting down their possessions in minis, raiucr innii mat. 01 exienuing j them. When the farmer makes up his ! mind to this order of things It will bo some tlmo beforo the sheriff closes lit in out. In the course of the next ten years wo look for a stronger pmisuro than ever before brought to bear upon this matter of reducing tho size of tho farm. A new style of farming Is gradually to come Into vogue that will necessitate It. The extensions of Irrigation systems and the growth and expansion of the subsolllng Idea tiro destined to lend In the direction of intensive farming In the West. We aro aware that it used to bo fashionable to spread oiio'h seir out over a large area In his farming operations with a view of reducing the cost of production of crops. This day has passed. Things have changed and If tho fanner of today expects to con tinii" to own his own land he must glvo nunc attention to each individual acre and see that It docs Its shine. Nebras ka Farmer. lllte of a Hog. Ills a serious thing to bo bitten by any animal, for even though there may bo no poisonous glands, the saliva In the mouth of nnl mals that bite Is always more or less poisonous. Tho bite of the hog Is more apt to be serious than that of any other domestic animal. It requires skill and nctlvltv to handle large numbers of hogs without endangering those who hold them. The hog Is mi omnivorous eater, and Is not at all particular about get ting particles of dirt or excrement with its food. Old hogs, which aie most apt to bite, often destroy mice and snakes, and though they get no venom In their mouths, it will poison wherever such saliva reaches abt aided skin. No one who has a sow on his hand should be called upon to assist in butchering hogs, as ho may be Infected from contact with tho saliva without being bitten. In all cases of bite or cut a wash of some anti septic should bo applied. Diluted car bolic acid In the proportion of one to fifty of water Is good, ns Is also a weak dilution of corrosive sublimate In pro portion of one of the poison to one or two thousand parts of pure water. The io poisons thus diluted do no harm, and they will prevent poisons from working In cuts and bruises of any kind. American Cultivator. Price of Smutted Wheal. It was not pleasant to the millers to have the public know that they were making choice milling wheat of that branded "rejected" by tho Inspection depart ment, because It was even slightly smutiod, and at a cost of not over half a cent a bushel, though they were buy ing It at U to 12 cents below what would bo Its market value If not smutted. The disclosuio of the scheme seems to hnvo had one good effect. It has already brought th n price of smutted wheat, If otherwise good, up to within 5 cents a bushel of the same quality If not smutted, and there Is an evident desire on the part of millers to buy the form er, at tho narrower margin, which Is not strange, nil things considered, Much of the smutted wheat ls otherwise ' of very fine qunllty; It would seem that smut, like death, "loves a shining mark," and selects the choicest wheat for Its victims. If such whent can bo bought for even 5 cents below Its true market valuo, and can bo made pure nt a cost of half a cent a bushel, tho com- petition for Its possession will natu- rally bo sharp, und tho margin of price between smutted and unsmutted will naturally grow smaller and smaller. Farm, Stock nnd Home. Clover nnd Alfalfa for Hogs. In most of tho soils In the Central West red nlnitiH tniinl ltn haIIajI n ..l.t.rt.. . a wui: iiuiai. uu it-niiu Ull CJUUiiy lor Hie green food of growth. Hut where the. soil is very deep and porous alfalfa does finely. On such soil alfalfa will sunnly season KsSliy 'nTtS T n "Tit J, J" T1 nn". f. J!? .... r,.w...., t..u.h. ,, una UUUII luilllll that pigs will gain 100 pounds each dur ing tho season from May to September, and 100 pounds of pork cannot bo nro duccd so cheaply on any other feed. Tho prgs will como out of tho field in au tumn in capital condition to fatten with corn or small grain. Tho alfalfa In a hog pasturo could bo mowed once or twice during tho summer, or whenever It begins to get hardy nnd woody. This will provide plenty of young and tender herbage, which is moro nutritious, woight for weight, than forage from the older plants, nnd If tho swino aro pro. vlded with this food in Its most nutii- tlous condition, their growth will bo tlie two hnlves, each of which is sus most rapid. Ex. I ccptlblo to tho eleotrosropc, run In an . . m .. T! ' 0PIsito direction. In a dog or cnt the Hlood Tells. Recently 308 American heart Is divided more symmetrically beovcB woro sold III London at 7 cents and tho dividing lino is straight, lis v '""" " ", iu-icu ut $in.o3, , ;ho herd bringing tho snug sum of $30,- 05J.UI. Tho Polled Angus In this ship- ment brougiit run $100 each; tho Here- fords camo next, nnd next tho Short- herns. Tho nverngo weight was 1,300 pounds. Thcso beeves, It ia said, reached the r destination without loss and no tually In bettor condition than when placed on shipboard. This shows that the i cat tlo were carefully managed up to tho day of snlo, and thnt tho breed- ing, and treatment wore, profitable. I II. H. Curler thinks tho first movo for a dairy farmer who has not tested ' his cows, should ho to have them tested, and becomo acquainted with them lndl- vldunlly. Weed out all the unprofitable S hro id" BC,CCt a 'M fr0m li"le I aairy urceu. TilElIEAKT'SCURRIONT INGENIOUS INSTRUMENT TO REGISTER ITS STROKES. lVirtniit ) Mrillml Selrnco - Tlin IlnmU Aro I'lurril In Wutcr nml (Irmplnit Ihn Wlrm nf tlifi .Molnr C'linn tlin Circuit. It. WALLER, In London, unnnuuees new discoveries about tho electro motor capacities of the human heart. It has been known that each heart beat Is accompa nied by an elec trical lbratloti, the strength of which has escaped measurement on account of the lack of a proper medium to register tho electrical vibration. Hut the newly Invented I.lppmnnn quicksilver electrometer does this. It indicates by the rising and sinking of the mercury the volume anil direction of electro-motor power coining within the sphere of Its influence, and It has turned out to be the long-sought-for electroscope applicable to this phase of medical science. It depends for its action on the ele mentary law that bodies charged with like electricity repel, while those charged with unlike electricity attract each other. The man who wishes to test the electro-motor power of bis great central muscle, which regulates and compels the circulation of the blood throughout the body, places both hands In two basins containing water mid holds be tween his fingers the wires of the elec- .QftAl. TPlj JYOZMAL ( V TESTING THE HEART'S trometer. Hy this means the circuit Is closed, and the quicksilver, obedient to tM0 w',p' registers minutely the heart's cictro-motor power. 'ril's ,00,4S simple enough, but It took a Kroat mi,"v experiments to arrive at t,1,rt Point. Dr. Waller first tried to cIoho a circuit by bringing both feet of ll mm '" connection with tho wires, This failed to work. After that he tried ono fot nnd the left hand, then tho r'Blt hand and the head, but In both instances the quicksilver remained sta- tlonary. It responded, howover, when the right hand and ono of the feet or both hnnds were connected with the electroscope. These failures established nnother truth. It Is well known that tho heart has an Imperfect resemblanco to a cone, " tho linm. nf llin Pntin ),nl , c tho ox bolnB Bllllllt0l, lowny.ml nn,j t0 lho lett. TIllB , tho nornm, JJ, ., , .,,,, .., ..... " " . ,'T W" electroscope U o "t t o human body Is divided into two very unoven parts by an imaginary perpendicular lino that cutB through tho bnso of tho heart. Ono of tho pnrts marked A and one of tho points mnrked H In the Illustra tion will affect the quicksilver when brought simultaneously in contact with tho electroscope; a circuit cannot he closed by Joining two As or two I5s to gether. Thero nro certain conditions of 111 ness or dlseaso which cnuso the npox of tho heart to bo turned townrd tho right. In such abnormal cases as Dr. Waller's Investigations havo proved- snown in tlio picture of the eat. sum iin..i.iim, I'miim-iimu. Somo ono with a tasto for figures has noticed lho fact that Miss Hraddon. the novelist, ban In the thirty-three years oinco sho began to write produced Just sixty romances, each of them In three volumes, making 180 in nil. Sho has, therefore, made copy enough for six prnteil paR0, on encll (Iny h, all those years, ' . A Nnwi tick, An out of tho ordinary dish nt tho wedding breakfast of Mr. and Mrs. Larding at Hroekton, Mass., tho other day was peaches canned twenty-two yar3 so in Mercer, Me., tho day after tJje brUo wftg j,,,,.,, WOODUN-LEGCJED HEN. The .Miiti Wlm II Heel Anttlilni; lint tlir Truth. "If there Is one thing I despise more than another," leinnrked n gentleman the other day to a Punxsutawney Spirit reporter, "It is a man who does not re gard the truth with sacred awe. I no tice that the local papers are full of big 'gg. hlg.piimpiiin mid other stories of that soil that have a little tun It In them, and I fear that some of them do not even have the redeeming feature of being strictly true. 1 bellow they are exaggeiated. Now, I have a story for you that Is not only a good one, but It Is truo. What docs n story amount to If It Isn't true? Any fool can nuke up a lie. I bale a liar. Hero Is my ..lory: "I was down In Indiana Count. the other day and stopped tit a farmhouse for dinner. After dinner I sat down on the porch to take a smoke. I saw mi old hen hobbling about In a very nwkwnrd way and I said to the farmer's wife: "'Madam, what Is the matter with thnt hen?' "'That hen,' said she, is lame. It has an artificial leg.' " 'Oh. It has. has It?' " 'Yes. You know there was some very cold wenther last winter and one night the hen froze her leg off. I pitied her. 1 mused her mid doctored her up and she finally got well. Hut sno couldn't walk on one leg. So I Just stuck a elothos-pin on the stump of her leg, tied a string around It to hold It on, nnd she does very well.' '"Well, well,' I said, if that Isn't strange!' "'Yes,' replied the good lady, with a smile, 'but that Nn'i the t.trnngont part of It.' "'No?' " 'No. Indeed. The strange part of It happened afterword, and one would scarcely hollow it if one hadn't seen It DISPLACED MART ACTION I1Y ELECTRICITY. with one's own eyes. This spring thnt hen with the clothes-pin leg wanted to hatch. I didn't think sho could. Trald she'd break the eggs with her stump. Hut I kind o pitied her. 'cause sho was a cripple, mid I put thirteen eggs under her. Shu stuck right to her business for three weeks nnd never lnoke an egg-hatched out everv chick en.' '"Well, I said, 'that is not so re marknble.' " 'No,' replied the woman, 'that was not so very odd, but that wasn't It. The funny part of it was that every ono of those little chickens had a wooden leg.' " IJTHll!ll CllrK ll.llllm.HI. Dyspepsia is not only ono of the most common diseases, but It Is nlso ono of the most common causes for tho loss of hair. Nature Is very careful to gunrd and protect and supply tho vital organs with tbo proper amount of nutri ment, but when sho cannot command a sufficient quantity of blood supply for all tho organs, sho very naturally cuts ofT the supply of parts tho least vital. Ilko tho hair and nails, so that tho most Important organs, like the heart, lungs, etc., may be bettor noiiilshel and per form their work moro satisfactorily. In cases of severe fowrs one can readily see how nnturo economizes. If dno will examlno a hair very closely from tho beard or head, It will be seen thnt It gives somewhat of a history of an In dividual during tho tlmo It wns grow ing. It will bo observed that It shows attenuated places, showing thnt at somo period of its growth tho blood supply was deficient from overwork, anxiety or underfeeding. ('link Nccil.-d Wlnillin;. A Jeweler nf Tuscola, Mich., says that iluiing tho past year ono o'clock hns been brought to him hovon times for tepalr, and each tlmo nil that wns wrong with It was that It needed wind ing. Each tlmo he explained tho caiiho to tho owner, but nfter a few weeks, or sometimes months, the clock, being neglected, would stop, the owner would shake It, blow In It and then take It to lho Jeweler, who would astonlnh him by winding It and handing it back. Xntlilncr to Weir. "Preparo to die!" hissed the heavy villain, "(loodness! Not In this rowdy rig, I hope," repl.ed tho heroine, with an npprchcnslvu glanco toward the mirror. Detroit News, f A SINGULAR FEUD. rtrnthrrt Whn IVII Out About Jtnlrl iniitilut Arrnuui'itii'iit. "Tho queerest feud I over hoard of," r.ild M. C. Allen, the well-known sportsman, to a .Minneapolis .lournal man, "Is one that 1 encountered while hunting In southern Humboldt counlc. I noticed our guide carried a repeating rifle, a big rowlvor mid a knife half as long as his leg. He pioceedotl with tho greatest caution mid appeared to bo on guard continually. 1 know there wore no hostile Indians In that country und my curiosity woh aroused Finally I asked him what the trouble was. " 'Oh, I yoost look out for some fel low,' ho replied In his Swedish dialect. What's the trouble, anyway?' I li- quired. " 'O mitt In' much. Maybe a big mmi tnlt a goon watch me pretty close, too.' Who Is he?' " 'Oh, ho Is my brudder. Las' time I fix hlni plenty, you bet. come back now und maybe he IK me.' "Inquiry developed the fact that the brothers had settled In Humboldt some years ago and our guide, who wan mar. rlod had left n pretty sister-in-law In Sweden. Tho brothers talked the mat' tor over mid finally agreed that the mar tied one should send for the girl, mid when she reached this country he would glvo his old wife to his brother and take his slstor-lu-law. "Tho girl arrived In duo time, but she was so much prettier than the unmar ried brother had expected that he was loath to accept his brother's cant-off wife. Finally ho inaiiied the glti and then refused to compromise the bleach of contract by paying what his brother hud expended In getting her to this coast. A quarrel followed and the guide pinked his brother In the shoul- dor with a rillo ball and lauded liltu In tho hospital for throe inontliH. Tho other vowed vengeance mid they do lit-, tie now but watch tho mountain trails, fully prepatod to renew hostilities at a! second's not Ice." LIKE NOT WORTH TEN CENTS. Slimll ulun Put I'imiii It hy n Mi.ll Who Mm Nutril from Drowning. From tho Kan Francisco Post: A fat man carrying a gun anil leading a dog made a dash down Market street lor llio Oakland ferryboat. Ho could mingled With loud and energetic views have caught It If he had walked quiet- on the woman question from tho petl- ly along, but he became excited, and tlonce, which sounds of warfare died old Time commenced having fun with away In sllenco only nftcr ninminn, ex- hlni. The dog would run on the wrong cuslng herself from her card party, had side of the telegraph polos and by- read the combatants to sleep. drants and tangle up his chain In the legs of pcdcstilnns. Hy the time spent Up Wnnu't Afraid. In apologizing and untangling the dog "When I was holding up trnltiB In No lle was delayed until the little gate vadn," began City Attorney Creswell. closed In his face. Then he ran around "to eollect the railroad taxes-being to the big gnte, dodged around a mall district attorney of the county through wagon, and made a run for the boat. -Alilcli it run-I had to assist mo as Thu deck hands raised tho apron and binvon man no 1 ever knew. He would tho boat moved slowly out, but he was think nothing of walking right up Into determined to catch It, mid, gripping the muzzle of a gun nnd peeping down his gu- and dog chain a little tighter, tbo barrel. made a run and sprang Into the air. "A passenger train came In and wrf I he boat was only nix feet away, hut seized It. I ordered the engineer and the dog balked tho apron. Tho hunter fireman out of the cnb nnd put my as stopped In the middle of his leap, slstant In. with Instructions to hold It. his feet (lew mil toward the steamer, Tho wholo town was out to see the hold and be dropped Into tho bay like a nml, with the passengers from tho load Of hay. A Stllllll boy Who Wns train, ernwiloil nrnniiil nml nnWo1 fun fishing from the wharf dropped his pole, splashed Into the water und towed tho fat man to a pile, where ho clung till a boatman pulled him out. "My boy. you saved my life," bo ex claimed enthusiastically, as ho kicked the dog and tried to wring the water out of his shotgun. "Let mo reward yon." He thrust his hand Into his clnmmy pocket, and fished out a wet 10-cent piece. "There, my hoy, take that; but don't spend It foolishly." "No, sir; I can't take It, sir." Tho boy pushed the generous hand aside. "I didn't emu It." "Why, you saved my life, boy." "Yes, 1 know It, sir, but It ain't worth 10 cents." Tim Wlmlii(ilo Piltiner of London. Tbo wholesale attempts that aro con tinually being made to poison tho Lon doners are well shown In tho annual report of Dr. Saunders, tho medical ofil cer of health for tho city. Stoekralfcora sent up last year no less thnu 130 tons of diseased meat; thnt Is, excluding Sundays, as tho hospital points out, about a ton and a half for every work ing day of tho year. Now, a ton and a half of diseased und putrid meat re duced to pounds, consists of 3.3C0, and as each pound is amply sulllclent to poi son Its man, woman or child It follows that our cousins In tho country aro will ing to poison Londoners to the tuno of 3,'JliO per diem, or, excluding Siinilnyn, nt the rate of 1,051,680 per minimi. In other words, If all tho diseased meat which Is received would bo eaten It would not tuko more than four or five years to accomplish tho poisoning of every man, woman nnd child In Lon don! llrrtoii Mm lie. Thrco ntntuca nro about to bo erected to famous Hretons In Hrlttnny. At Ploermel, known for Its "pardon," It Is Dr. (iiieiin, who Introduced tho trans fusion of blood Into modern practice who will bo honored; nt Lesneveu It! Is (ieneral Lo Flo, Thiers' minister of war, and at Dlnau tho Cometablo Dit- gucsclln, whoso memory Coquelln nnd Doronledo havo revived, ls to be rep resented on hon-oback. Tho money for a monument to Rennn at Tregueir has not been raised. How peoplo love foolishness! Th firm I'rliitrr. Tho corporation of Mnyonco linn de cided to celebrate tho five hundredth nnnlrrsnry of tho birth of John Outon berg, tho Inventor of printing, with great pomp and splendor. The celebra tion iil tnko place in 18D7, though It Is not agreed whether ho was born lit 1307 or In one of thu thiee year- fob lowing, UOtJUVS PRAYER CUT SHORT. I'uiiUIhmI fur Not Inrlmlliig thti Wnt4 "f III SNtnr. From the Washington Star- Hobby Is a small man of A years, living out Mount Pleasant way. Though lisping In speech mid four summers the Junior of his sister Frances, ho yet fully feels the Importance of havltiir been born In. , to the broad estate of nan, looking pit- tyingiy indeed upon his sister, whom fnlo unkindly sent Into tho narrow and trammeled sphere of woman, and con descendingly refoiiing to her In gen eral conversation as "a ittlo dltl."' The other owning Frances, her night ly "now 1 lay me" properh said, w.u already tucked up In her llttlo bras lied, when Hobby, still kneeling by his I own couch, deemed It wise, In view of the approach of Christiana, to supple- i ment f.o regular prayer with a petition for a few Items which he considers tho necessaries of life, so he began afresh "And, oh Dod, I fink It's tloln to be told, send me a sled, plenso and 'sprosi tart and mid a wockln' horno " (and then, ns his vlows on the subject of transportation prew and enlarged), nnd a blclttlo-Miid-- At this point Frances became Inter ested and put In: "Pray for mo, too. Pray for me, I need a lot of things." "And a pony," continued Hobby, attll petitioning In his own behalf. "Pray for me. Pray for mo," Frances piped in accompaniment. 'Wif a ha'tiess mid waddon." quoth the small suppliant. "Pray for me. Pray for me," still chorused Frances. "And, oil Dod," concluded Hobby, nf- tor a short pause, In which ho evidently entertained for a moment, but finally dismissed an unworthy tho considers!- tlon of a man, the Idea of praying for dolls and such foolish feminine fancies. "and, oh Dod, fordlve Fwances' sins. Amen." That prayer meeting- broke up that very Instant, and In a row, for though Frances may be only "a ittlo dlrl," alio Ls at the same time nu Incipient new woman, and the new woman, as every body knows, will not endure patronage, fiom anything bearlug the scmblauu) of a man. And thus It came that thero were shrieks of pain from tho petitioner. nt ,,. Suddenly tho engineer shouted to my man in the cub that tho water was about out of the boiler and would blow up In a minute or two. "Ho glanced at tho water gaugo and seeing no water In the glass looked about him In an uneasy way for a mo ment mid then commenced climbing out of the cnb. He started to walk away In a slow, dignified stride but his step kept getting quicker till nt last ho broke Into a run. The crowd Jeered him but he only ran tho faster till ho was out of danger. " 'Look here, Jim. said I, 'I thought you wero afraid of nothing.' '"Well, I don't feel a blamed bit skeery on my account,' he replied, very deliberately, 'but somehow or othor I couldn't hold my legs down. Thoy were Just determined to do some fast work an" I couldn't stop 'em.' "San Francisco Post. A DlrlKllilr llnllnon. Like the sea serpent, the Inventor of tho dirigible bnlloon trnvels eastward, bo! Ho Is now In Cnnton, China. An extra smart mnndarln, Tl Lion Fou, Intoly Invented a really dlrlglblo bal loon, nnd that has been seen traveling through tho air at various heights and In every direction, "evon during ter rific storms." It Is constructed wholly of steel. Tl Lion Fou, It Is said, will shortly como eastward, ho! to see Edi son at Menlo park In regard to fur ther "Improvement" of this aurosor pentlue wonder. Tlin Cnntitclmi of Crimp. A Dr. Aitiiry, in writing n book on "Tho Contagion of Crime," used as an example a notorious! family sprung from criminal pniuits who died early In tho century, nearly nil of whoso member.) havo records in tho crlmlnnl law re ports. A espectnllc grandchild of tho crlmlnnl couple recently sued the doc tor for ilama;. nnd tbtalued them, the court holding that Miicutlllc rojenrah In no excuse for causing pain nnd discom fort to mi iiii.o.'eiu puvaon by ilet'.unin;: hi;) grandmother. liiiprlioniiiriit for Dolit In Kngliind. Imprisonment for debt seems to bo becoming common once moro In Eng land, especially In mining mid manu facturing districts, 7.G2S persona hav ing been sont to Jail for that causo in 1&91, whllo 7,775 were sentenced for all varieties of crime. Iiiilirntlin; tlin Cinr"n fort. As tho port of Cronstndt Is to be closed to merchant vessels, tho port of St. Petersburg will bo excavated to the depth of tho canal leading Into It, twenty-two feet, anil enlarged so ns to hold at least twenty-four largo steam era at a time. I t A t ! IF? A "Si 'MU- ' t r- TEC m: -fr- 'it mm 'umaglfgrn-lt-!. v . .