The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, January 10, 1896, Page 7, Image 7
T1IK HMD CLOUD HIIKF. Ml DAY, JAN. 10, 1 .)($. M:VS S2l ,dlfe. f . yHiqifDR ('HAPTEN MU.-Co.NTixri:n.1 "Tlds is indeed s.ul," Iik says. "More io to me, from tin fact thai you havo aid tliut it who tlic mows of my full as it Is generally called), whleli lias yum this. I loved my limit In tho days if childhood, even in early manhood happy days, long departed." Ho sighs. "lint it slisill be piovi'ii that I urn not ytiilty of the crime." lie adds almost fiercely. "I ho no so. As I was saying, vour ffionil, Mr. Taker, in working forVou. It was in your Interests thai lie visited Adrian Dyke." "lias he discovered anything? spcaic, toll mciiiiel(ly!" Tin: (lector hesitates; he dor not know how to answer, lie hr.s nroiu- ied the detective that lie would not speak to anv one, lie is about to irlvo .... ,....,-!.... I i... i. ."., the trouble bv the door being opened. Silas Watson appears i in the opening. .Mr. Adrian lv would like to see you." All! his brother has come. 'In a moment;'" then to Dr. Oaroau, "Von did not answer rav question." "Taker will tell you; I have no time, lie of good heart, I am willing to be jour friend:" ami be leaves the cell Q (Wi'iiker will toll me. Perhaps he has discovered something: I wonder what Jt can be. Show my brother in," he says to Silas Watson, who has stepped aside to allow the doctor to pass, but who Is now waiting in the doorwiiv. "Your brother doo.s not care about oomimr to your cell. I have given him permission to speak to vou in the par lor." ' "Docs not want to see the iron bars, perhaps," bitterly. "Very well; lead on." The Sheriff stands back, allowing the prl'oner tosteii out of his coll, and then conducts him along the corridor to the front nait of the bouse. Ho throws open n door to the left, and Franklin Dyke, entering, sees his I in-other awaiting him. "I shall be outride," announces the Sheriff, and leaves them. The brother is sitting, as the door opens he rises. 'Franklin," he murmurs, "this is awful!" "Moaning the death of Dr. Wilbur?" sarcastically. "Yes, all your incarceration, the (nidonce against you --" "Your double-faced trcacherv," adds rranklln, forcibly. The brother id-oils. ".My treachery! I don't understand you." "Is it not treaclery to stand iip be fore a coroner and jury and withhold that which would cast the blame, the suspicion, from your brother, phieing it where it be ongs?" Ho spcak.s humbly, bitterly. The brother looks upon him with wonder. It would be if such had been the eaM I did not do as you say. 1 oven tried to keep back the fact of vour be ing in Nestchoslerthatdayaiid night, the circumstance of your visit to me. I feared it would go against you when I iiist heard of the discovery of the diad man." "i have hoard all this before. Per haps your conscience did cause yon to try and shield me a little, as long as it did not affect your own safety J.ut why did you not tell all the truth? If you had done so, I should Jtot be hero. Some one else would be conlincd behind the iron bars of the West Chester jail." Tho brother dues 'not grow angry only wonder, sorrow in his eyes 'de picted upon liis face. "I told the truth," he savs, quietly, firmly. "1 did not do so willingly, bill 1 did speak truly." The brother n-oni'. astonished, lie looks upon the lii.-e of tho other with suspicious eyes. "I cannot understand you," ho says, .at Inst: "you know, you knew at the It lino you testified, that 1 was an Inno Vent man. You could have proven, be yond doubt, that 1 did not commit this (Iced, but no! to shield yourself, you al lowed them to fasten 'the crime upon me. You snoriticcil your brother to save yourself." "Franklin Dyke! what do you mean? You say 1 know, knew at the time, that you were innocent. How should I know? Why should I try to hang you, my brother? To save mvself! F.x plain; If you did not murder Dr. Wil bur, who did?" "You! ' Tho word is out. With a groan and a white, horrified face, Adrian Dyke stagers back mid catches at a chair for support. His eyo-balls uro turned toward the ceiling, showing only the whites; his lips are trembling. Thu brother looks down upon him with bitter triumph displayed upon his countenance. 4 "So! my words strike home, do they? i nu.y hiriiio iciTor vi your cowan: heart You see, I know." Your guilt shows itself upon your face." Tho agitated man arises with difll ;ilty to his feet. Ills face Is haggard. Ilohcems to have grown old in tlinso few moments. His lips move, but tho word como with (lilllculty. in a forced tone, hardly more than a whis per, he says: ''Do you really believe me guilty of tliis-crliue?" "It could havo bonofittJ.i no one else." "ISut hov.? How could the death of this good old man bo of benefit to lie?" Ho is still trembling, still speaks with ilifllculty. "You told mo. upon thu occasion of our interview-that last conversation which I blmll never forget that thu birth of a son alone could lavayou from ruin. You worn anxiously ex I'oetiugthu birth of the child at the very time you spoke. The child wan turn, ami as the news was brought you, you saw that your hopes had fled, that ruin stared you in the face thu infant was a female." llu is interrupted by the violent agi tation which solves liis brother. Ills face already white, now grows livid. His breath comes in short, i'iikos. "llou do you know this?" lie barely nrtfculntes, 'J know it. I will prove it to vou. : n-rrr . Z3 I.T.OLIVER COPvQiStir ijtj arQiNj R.iyi t lion leaving your house thnt night I determined to return at once, to tho city. I could have caught the train that loaves at lo;30 and had made, up my mind Io take It. Hut us I reached the gate l)r Wilbur passed me. .1 knew he was coming to attend your wife. A feeling of curiosity eaine to me, a feeling that I slioulll like, to know tho .sex of your child, to sou if your hones would be ronlloil. An Idle curiosity, perhaps, but it caused me to retrace my footstep nil the way back to your house. 1 had gone nearly to West Chester aftar the do-tor had passed mo. alking along. , thinking, I passed the hoio-eof Conrad i (iardncr. There wii.s a light In the ' window. I looked In. The man was 1 illllng the place of nurse. He was washing his Infant child. 1 became I ,maJJ of, ,,,' V'v f the new-born babt "'.,.'' "n" .v ' ' I'niitin lied 1IIV wnv to vour limit,. I lights in the windows of the room up on tlie second floor -your wlfoV, room. I knew it to be. I am familiar with the old house; I know every nook and corner in it. There is a nanow Iron trellis mctl by my mother- our mother, Adrian during her life, to train run ning roses upon. It reaches the very top of the house. It passes close to thu windows of your wife's room. This I climbed, and standing upon it, hanging on with first one band, then the other, 1 was enabled to tool; into file room as the shades were not drawn K'. the way down. Hut 1 could not see what I emtio for. Tor two or per haps three hours, I hung on. I could sen the bed, the weak woman upon it, the child in the arms of Mary Cahler, but that was all. "At last I grew so tired from my tin eoinfortab'o position that 1 ' was obliged to descend to the ground, 1 r vol- believe I would have fallen if I bad not done so. I was leaning against the house rcuovorlng my breath, when Potter passed me. c saw and tccognled me. It is not necessary logo Into detail now, as to what passed between us; you already know it. After leaving .lames Potter. I hur ried along tlu road toward town. I knew there was no train until six o'clock, but I preferred to wait in the station, rather than in the vicinity of your house. I walked rapidly for awhile, but remembering I had plenty of time, I finally checked my rupiil pace, and walked along more 'slowly. As I fell into an easy lounging gate,' I heard footsteps beh'ind ine-hoiuo one going toward West' Chester. A com panion! I thought, and halted to al low the person to overtake me. It was Dr. Wilbur?" "And you met him on the road?" 'So, ho came up behind me. J recog nized him, even before he had reached me. I made myself known. He seemed delighted to see me. 'You are out rather lute to-night,' 1 said. 'Yes, much later than I usually care about being out.' he answered. 'lint these women must be atten oil to.' I ques tioned him aboutyour wife your child. Ho told mo. I art mil ly foil sorry for you, Adrian. I know what a liltter disappointment it must have been. I said as much to the doctor. Mv brother will bo greatly disappointed. Ilo had his heart set on a boy.' "'Wo can't rule these things, we must take them as they come,' lie said men lie made soino remark to the effect that he had spoken to you about pussing mo up in the path,' and that you had denied my being at your house. 1 gave some expla nation, I don t remember what. I asked him about what hour your child had been Lorn. 'A little after 10,' he answered. 'I can tell you positively, he added, and tool: a little note-book fi om his pocket. 'I have it all hero,' he said, tapping the little hook, 'o very thing about It -time of birth, mx and all.' Ilo struck a match upon thu head of his cam and, glancing at the book, said: 'Ten-twenty or thirty, I will not be sure.' Wo walked along a little further. I was thinklm how s'langcly f.ito deals with us (iardner, tho proud father of a sou, you thu (lis nppointed patent of a huh' girl. Why could not it have been vice versa? Sud denly the Doctor stopped. ' 'I actually believe I have lost mv pocKut thermometer.' he cried. 'I used it at dardner's house. I Iiavo either loft it tliero, or dropped it by Hie roadside. It is too bad; lint I must return to dardiicr's housf, and if It is not there, bonow a lantern and search for It. It is a valuable one.' "Ho seemed much put out over his loss and left me, 1 not caring to return. I reached tho dopot, and utter a few hours' waiting, took thu early train into the city." Tho brother braves a sigh. "Well, go on," ho says, "explain why you think mu guilty of this jiuiu's death." "It can bu do-ic !n a few words. 1 hcaid that you had deliberately lied at the innucst, that you hud said, tho sex of your child was mule. I know dflio,,r.tlv. It all i aim .i .;,' IflWrih caino to mo. You arranged irttn, Conrad tinrdner, a poor weak fool, to twchanjro tho Infants, he taking your daughter, you his son, You did this to save yourself from threatened dis graceyou knew you could husb.Marv Gilder's tongue (I know all about that affair) but not the doctor. He could not bo to easily managed. You knew tho note-book contained the record of thu births and sof the children. You made upyour mind to obtain posses sion of It. You followed Dr. Wilbur, you met him returning to (iardnor's House. You set upon him to obtain possession of the book, and. probably, in vour desperation, Uruek tl.o, blow that ended Ills life. Yon uol what vou J had sinned for, the note-book. It wa. missing, you know. It could not have been of value to any one but you and In order to cover the robbery, you rilled the pockets of the corpse to make it appear that It was for that purpose that the crime hud been committed. That is my ground for belief. If it were told a jury, they would hamr you!" With dilated eyes. Adrian Dykelienrs his brother through. Then a's he (In Ishes, as he Minds with an e.nre.sslon of convincing belief upon his counte nance, his breast heaving, his hands working, he says feebly: I "It Is surely damning evidence, but, ' Franklin, you are wrong. Kightlnono thing, wrong In another. 1 am guilty i of the crime of exchanging my cliilil I for that of Conrad (iaidner. You know i why I was tempted to do that: 1 will confess to you that 1 did follow Dr. Wilbur to (iurdner's cot tage that night, not to do him harm, Hod knows 1 did not Intend to injure him, but to see, if I could not in some way obtain possession of the book, and change the entries. Thev were written in lead pencil. When 'l rcache I the cottage Dr. Wilbur hud gone. I followed h in a short distance up the road, but as I hurried along, the thought came to me, '.Suppose I overtake him. what then. It will be useless. I cannot force the book from him.' With u heavy heart: I retraced my footsteps. I went home. I felt that all was over, that in the morning all would be known. 'In the morning I hoard of t lie mur der. The thought o eurrcd to me that you bad committed it. I remembered your words, your desperation, doing into my library orstudy, I founi that some one bad made a forcible entry in through the window. Several articles, of silverware had been stolen from the dining-room which ailjolnsthe library. "Trunklin'.s work,' I sild, w'th u hepvy feeling at my heart. .lf,iie.s Potter, who had shown uiri.ius ugita-1 Hon the night before, heard my unit-1 terod words. He fell on his knees be fore mo iind bogired me not to punish you. I forced from him the fact that yon hud been seen by him at about midnight, near the house. He said you had nothing with you at that time'. 1 concluded that you had hidden your i plunder, hut hud returned for it.'nnd made away with it. after he had left you. later in the day. An hour or so after this, I found was rig.it i in one thing, wrong in an-1 other. The plate was found tied up Ina table-cloth in the recess of u ' collar window, near the spot where you were standing. 1 on hud not re turned for your plunder. You know what happened at the inquest, at least, you have said so. I did not mention the fact of my housu bavin neon nurgltirUod I did not wish to ! miiKij you out such a desperate wretch I bi.ow t bnhl,.1,' ,,' 'Iti,n,, ' ,l.1,l.not know that the notu-book was missing. When I heard of it t,.v- flii,.,i ,.-1, IT I could still carry out mv nbms. Tim do 'tor was dead, the noti--boik miss- .,,... , ." .. . . . -1 ingl 'Unit night thu children were chaii'.'ed:" "Not until the night after the iiiiu do?'." "No; I felt assured that you had tho note-book-. I even thought it was to negotiate with mu in s une way for I lint book Hi t you had sunt for mu to visit you toiluv." "Then you claim that you actually thought mn guilty?" 'I'p to the time I heard you speak up to thu time you licensed me until this morning!" The brothers mo silent Adrian Dyke looking upon bis brother's face with eager o.es; i'rankliii Dyke, with a grave face, a look of bewilderment In his eyes. Had h"s brother spoken the truth? Can it bo possible that ho is innocent? IDs action, when nc-1 eased of the crime, had been onu of Horror. v as it one of guilt? "You say you do not know anything about this murder?" he asks at last, deliberately. "Nothing." "Yin am inno way c invented in It?' liisvoicu is doubtful. The brother sti etches out onu hand to heaven. "As dod is my judge, and is looking down upon mu where I stand, I am in no way loneerned in thu death of Krn Wilbur. J knew nothing of It until the following morning." Jil s tone is impressive. To he Continual. Tor. storyof iiNunvulaii sorvnnt, who, whim asked by a (Joriunii himsokuepor to stato hor ipiidifieatloiiH. nulvely men tioned her nliillty to milk rclinlours, 1ms found n parallel In n roccntly-Iniulcd ilmiphtorof Krhi, engaged ns a cook by n v luhhigtim woiiiiin. When dlntior-tlino arrived nml dessert was served tho cool: brought in a dilapidated looking waton melon, for tliotongliuosH of which slio uimlo ironist) apologies, statlnK thnt sho had I sept It on tho stove boiling hard binco I breakfast. Knits Field's Washington. Tun tenchor hid been clvlm. u pin of youugbtcrs muiio Ideas of mhigoi nml hmr to miiko thorn, and to tost thulr tralnliiij sho lint a fow ipiostlons. "What Ik nn lillo bruin?" wa ono. "Tliodovil'H work-shop," wus tho prompt rospoaso. Ulion thoM wore snvornl more- till this on a en mo: "birds of n fentherilo what!' "I.ny eggs, ' piped n small 'bov before anybody elo hud u chntirn in .i,-.l-!. chungo. "Wiivt other hi'slmm doyou follow lx. slilos preaching!" was asko.f of an old col orod linn. "I speculates a llttlo." "Howspoeiilatof" "tVlls chickens." "JVIioro do you get thf chlckon;" ".My hoys fneh 'oin In." Whom do they j;ot thorn?'' 'I ilonii know, sail, I'm ollors ro busv ;vid my prcnehlu' tint I ain't got tiniotonz, I wis gwlno to Inqtilro tho udder dny, but a vival como on an' tuck iiji oil my tlino." At i medical college In Pennsylvania thu ((iiestlon was asked, "What are some of thu causes of natural death?'' A fresh and earnest young man an hwerod, "Hanging, disease uud old I age' NA1LLKSS110RSKS110K AN IMPORTANT INVENTION WILL PROVE A UOON. Will Not Pull HIT In Arclitciit tin Hern 1'nl In Niimrrmn TrlnU mill Ih n Niirrpjs Xnte nf Kt true iiml lu ll uatrj. iii n o.vrc mwPKCT tho htinjti race ha i made very little I ni provruii!il during the ins, few thou sand yeaii. This Is In the mi. tier of liorHPHliocH. t) u r present met he I of shoelni; horsen liuu not eliaiiRcd ma terially for countries-, and him always been rude and Ir rational. One of the chief obJivtloiiH to thu system Is that the hoof Is made to lit the shoe Instead of the shoe to in i lie linor. Tills Involves n lot of outline; anil scraping, ami H the chief cause of hum nesa mid mumbling. Tho me of nallr In also a sorloiiH objection, nit. no mat ter now careful the blacksmith may be, there aio onsen when a lender spot will ho penetrate,!, u Is qulto obvious that nature never Intended nails to he dilyon into a in,-Sp'rt ,oor. Thousands of uolicmcH ate put for ward every year for Improving tho present horseshoe, but none of them has as yet pioved succes-fiful. Many of them room plausible enoiich on paper, hut are nbso'utely worthless when put to Hie test. Th,. inventors fall to prop erly appreciate the tremendous strik ing force In the horse's foot. The accompanying llltistiatloiifl show u novel horseshoe that baa been sub jected io earerul ami thorough trial on hsilf a dozen horses. In oviry luMuurc It has worked to perfection. I.Ike a great many works of Renins, Hie one in ipicMlon Is extremely simple. It consists of a hand of metal about an Inch high, which fits around the lower ed;e of tho hoof. At the base of tills hand tliero Is a nort of projecting shelf, or flange, which Is iniiile to tit Into a groove which runs around the inside of the alioo. The latter Is made of Mecl, or the usual shape mid idle The only differences between It and ihe ordinary shoe hi the prcsurc of tho groove anil the absence of mill holes. When the hand Is fitted to the hoof (which Is done very tciullly), the shoe. In turn Is attached by slipping the llango Into the groove. It now remains to clasp the arrangement by two screws In tho rear. These may be turned to nny degree of tightness desired, and a moderate dog roe Is aiilllclent to prevent the shoe from coining off. The whole arrangement may bo put on or taken off In a moment. Ah tho tdioo Is not nailed to Hie hoof, tliero hi a perfect freedom for expan sion and contraction". This hi a very essential point, ns all horsemen know. The growth o' tho hoof Is not prevented, '""1 If there Is any growth. Instead of c.iim ,u.. i , V. , . l'l'tlK 'i" '""f. sei vcs only to t'shtcii the Uhoe. All the at rain on tho I ham) iih It in lightened comes over tho 1......1 .... I f , I too and aniiind tho lower edge or tho I hoof nl tho point where It Is the hard I est. I The ease with which the shoe may bo ' put on uiiJ taken off permits Its for 1 tunalo wenrer to enjoy a luxury thnt has been d'nleil him up to the present time, for now the borso may roinovo hU shoes before retiring for the night. 'We all know what a relief It Is to take off our footgear, especially In damp weather. There Is no reason why the licrso should not feel equally rollov'cd when deprived of bin heavy iron clogs, Another point or advantage, on which I ho Inventor properly lays much stress, Is the fact that the shoe Is grasped firm ly to tho hoof at every point Under the nailing syBloni tho last nails toward the rear nre driven about half way betwesn tho hoel and toe. Thin leaves one-half of the shoo on either iddn iinfaiitencd. Tliero Is thuo a considerable lovcrnge, and It la for this reason that so many ahooa come olf. If this shoo Is caught, say In a track, at tho rcn' end, It Is almost Bitro to come off. This (lilllculty Is obviated In this shoe. In fact, somo persons have objected to this shoo on the ground that It will never pull off In an accident, thus rendering tho hoof Itself Hnblo to Injury. Tho fastening In the rear Is mado by thk nonsicsnoi: witiioi-t nails. UPPISH PAKT OF SHOE, meant: of a spring clinch, which may bo of any strength desired. It has ono end fnst to the foot of the rear upright exteiiBlon of the calk, and tho nthor end hits a metallic hearing, nttacVd to tho hoof nn Inch or moru further back than whuro tho last nail Is umally driv en. The point of tho screws, as thoy aro turned In, press upon the ccnlor of thin spring, and thus, while tho screw pipsses tho Pllnch firmly down to hold tho shoo und hoof tightly together, the spring reacts upon tho scr.iw with piutnl pressure. This spring oases this aolld, dead blow that In ordinarily given by tho hoof vv'ien tho shoo & fastened by nivalis of nails. Ml a1 ,'. & " dslm A t'hcaii Nlshl In in p. A cheap night lump, susceptible of construction by nny one with a llttln Ingenuity, can bo niuilo us represented In the. following cuts, all the material necessary being n tin tube, Into tho base of which Is fitted three or four Inches of spiral spring, a candle, a piece of string, ami a dial with the figures from one to twelve marked on, as In a clock. The candle Is Inserted In the tube over and resting on the spring: tho wick Is lighted through an aperture loft for the purpose on tho top of the tube: the string Is attached to the lower oiiu of the caudle, and pasres tiom thence through a holo In tho base mid up a hand on tho dial. An fast as the candle burns out tho spiral spring operates to raise It, which, In turn, acts upon the hand on tho dial; hence, It Is obvloun trial after, by ex periment, determining how far n caiullo will burn In a given time, you have an "Illuminated" clock accurate enough for ordinary purposes. Tim illal can bu 4'5!,r? A , ' i " rvr ' i "" i KV.l.l'll'jilfil ' , '' ' 'KS il1 r1 set at right angles with the light. c.r if glass, directly In front of It. A nUnncry of litiinrtinen to All friiplr. It In announced that a (Ionium scien tist linn patented a process by which a tissue Is mado that will take tho place of tho natural akin ami bo absorbed as the Injury heals, lie taken the nuts ouliir portion of Hie Intestines iff ani mals. Diitli the Inner and outer l.iyeni of membrane are removed. Tho middle portion Is then permitted to remain for a suitable time In a solution of pepsin, when tho fillers are found to bo nenil dlgested. Tho suliHtanco Is then treated with gallic acid and tannin. Largo surfaces from which tho til, In has been removed by disease or acrlilen' may ho healed In a short (lino by means of this tissue. It Is prepared and laid upon tho raw surr.ice, which has pre viously been lUerlllzpil.uuil Is very light ly bandaged In place. Tho union of the tissue and tho surface takcH place In a llttlo while, ami the tUrno forms a coating that answers tho purpose of tho Hklu to a degree better than any known substance, ami Is likely, when still further perfected, entirely to removo the uocoMilly for skin grafting. Vutrr-ltPirneu Willi. To ho iihlo to make walls that will entirely resist moisture In iff great Im portance In locnlltlen where the earth Is damp and sodden. ICxpnriiucntn have been made with brick and sandstone, saturated with oils or various kludn. It In proven that raw and boiled lin seed oil mo tho best snbntniicos with which to treat such wall materials. If bricks are heated as hot as they can bo handlpd with barn linnds, then dropped Into oil and allowed to remain thnro un til cold, then placed where they will drain and laid In a wall with good Portland cement mortar, they aro prac tically Impervious to water. Of course, a great deal of expense attends this work, but tliero aro places where noth ing else scpinn to answer as well. I-'or ordinary cellars and walls, whore snob extreme nleoty of handling In not re quired, a thick coating of Port land co ment "mortar laid on very smoothly and washed over with several very thin coats of almost all Portland, will nocuro tho utmost lioness and cleanllnesn. Tho qualities of Portland cement aro not fully appreciated by tho nvcrngo householder. A New IliMiliiclio Tnro. A medical authority sayn that a never-falling cure for a nervous head ache Is to walk backward. Ilo states that ten minutes Is iih long as la re quired to eecuru rellof In ordinary cases. If tho nerves are seriously disturbed, n llttlo mnro tlmo may bo necessary. It Is not itnpurattvo that ono walk In a straight lino, but that tho feet nre placed ono bohlnd tho other slowly and deliberately. First put the foot back, placo the ball on thu floor, then settle back upon the hoel. Uerldes tho hnnofl clal effects In curing headache, It Is ns rerted thnt thin gives great graco and tiupplciiPSB to tho flguro and Improves the uppuaranco amazingly. (Inn Wnjr In Krcp U'nrin. Not all of tin know that deep and forced respirations will keep the ontlro body In a glow In tho coldest weather, no matter hew thinly ono muy bo clad. A physician declarcn this to bo a fact worth rornembcrlng. Ilo was hlinsolf hair frozen to death ono night, and be gan taking deep breaths and keeping the air In his lungs as long no pos sible. The result was that ho was thor oughly comfortablo In a few minutes. Thu deep respirations utlmulato the blood current by a direct muscular ox crtlon, and cause tho ontlro nyotem to hecomo pervaded with tho rapldlj -generated heat. Niicil of Koine Now Women, No propaganda of theories will ever innko Iifo without man poKelblo to woman nny moro thnn Iifo la posslblo to man without woman. Any kind of woman In whoso schenio marrlngo la dcsplred Is pathological uul what sho needs In not the ballot but the doctor. San Francisco Argonaut. CiiihI Ciiiiiiiii)-, nniighhend Your cano Io good com pany when you're walking iiloue, I sup pnio. Jazloy Ycb, nnd when I'm walking with you, too. Itoxbury Uuzctte. A Mlittmy lllilolnii, "Groat exposition," said tho Shabby Man to the gentleman with tho gold oypgliinses. "Yes." Ho a prime fnptor In tho dovolop- nipnt nf tho South." "Yes." "All....... I l.. ,...,,. l U uiii;i lllinmi I'lipillll. "Vos." "flrcnt usjlntuure In the work of lm migration." "Yes." ( "My friend," salt! the Shabby il.ui. "thcro only scenm to be one word In your vocabulary, but It In a word I llko extremely. And now J am gojiig to put It to tho test; I have not eaten a mouth ful In three days. Could you lend me a ipiailer?" "Yen." And the Shabby Man pocketed tho silver ami wan lost In the crowd. At lanta Constitution. Ilrnllillc IMiMlnttimt. Shu, the sweet girl graduate, wan sil ting by the seasliote, iinconscloun of till thin living world, totally abrnrlied In n thrilling lovo story. It wan an ele gantly hound uud profusely llnstnitcd volume. Ilo, tho rising young artist, stain softly up behind her, wholly unob served. "O, how aggravating!" sin- exclaimed; "the licroluu Just klsied by tho hero, and no Illustration!" A slight strug gle followed, and now the imadornml llfl.T cent love bpiIps are qullo cooil enough for her. Truth. 1 liry Meter Hpnik. Hell -"Today U my birthday. I'vi neeii but eighteen winters." Noll -"You ought to consult nn ocu list." A tNimmtitliiii. There wan rnnnldrruhlc commotion In the carpenter shop. Voices were be ing raised angrily. "You'ie a screw!" "You're n bore!" "Ain't ho plane!" "Think I'll reduce myself to your level!" . "Well, act on the square thou:" "Oh, go and read adze!" At that moment tho hammer hit tho nail mi tho head, which so amused thn foot rulo Hint it doubled up. New York Hecordor. ll' Ak.iIiihI tin- l.titr. Mr. Fort flrecno Where are you oft to now? Mr. Chcatcm -I'm going down to Imsiuexn. "Why, thin Is Sunday." "I know It." "And you're a broker!" "Yes, sir." "Well, don't you know thpro Is a law ngnlnnt shaving people on Sunday?" Voiikoro Statesman. llMlmni'Kt rnllllrliiMH. "Is It really true," said tho boy, "that politicians aro sometimes not strictly honest?" "Yes," ropllod Senator Sorghum, sad ly; "I am sorry to say that It Is. 1 havo known politiclnnn who got votes years ago and havo not paid for thorn yet." Washington Star. AliftiMit-Mlmlnil. A ntory la told of a veteran professor In a western collpgo who rivals Sir Inane Newton In nbsont-mlndcdness, that ho walked under a sprinkler on his lawn without noticing it until ho got indoors, when he found that his hat and coat were wot, and looked out In nurprlEo to boo whether It wcro raining. A liirliitit Man. "There goos a man who has a great pull," said the ilrummor. "Ah!" answered tho visitor to town with heightened Interest; "ono of your local politicians, probably?" "No," tho drummer replied, with a drummer's rigid ndhoronco to truth, "he's a harbor." Now Yoik Itccordcr. rrnvlcllnc for the future. Mra. Do IlriiRh What a peculiar y.f Hero! What Is It mtido of? Attendant That Is mado of lino Jap anese rlco strung on strings. Only . Mr. Do Hrtish Hotter buy that, I.ouIbo; when tho exchequer gota loij wo can innko soup of tho portiere. Mercury. 1'nocl f'ir Thought. Ilo pressed a mad kUa upon hur lips. "Hov can you?" sho exclaimed. "Ah, lovo Is blind," ho answered. And, when, four hours later, ho took Ilia departure, sho was still thinking.- Detroit Tribune. 11 Ih Stilt Inn. Employer Now, young man,' if you want this situation, you ;nuot tell mo something nbottt yourself. What ii your stntlon In Iifo? Cleric I gonorally got off nt Twenty third utrect, sir. New York Kocordcr. Slobbs Jenkins told mo Miss Uoa constrcot was an old flaino of yours. Illobbs An old flamo? Impoaslblol "Why Impossible?" "Sho's from. Dos ton." I'hllndP.lphla Record.