THE NEW JUSTICE. DIOCRAPHICAL SKETCH OF nUFUS W. PECKHAM. tlntlkn Mot Men Who Altnln MIMIiii'. tlim, tho XVny for llltu Win Well l'avi-il IIo Come from rainoii. I'un'ilj. T I'STICIJ Kufus O & W. I'cfl'.linm. the now associate Jus tlro nf tho su premo court, wns horn In Albany, fif- V JZ "WV Jjf ,,or" ' N8' ty-t'U; 2W ht ycaia ago. tlio Hon of tho ( -f- ' 1' , ' ' -y V Into JllHtlCC Kllf.lS V'r 'v ' W. recklinm, wlio , I ' was elevated to tho appellate bench In V'3S70, after IiaviiiB served as a illHtrlct i attorney of Albany county, as member of congress, mid In IS.'iU bavins been fleeted Justlro of tho supreme court. Tho elder Justice Pceklmin, with bis wife, was drowned at sea In the Vlllo de Havro accident In 1S7X Young Pcehhnin passed through the Albany Academy, and at the ago of 18 ho entered the olllcc of Colt & PccUhnm, whore, nfter three jean of study he wna ailmlttcd to the bar. lib the bamc as siduity Unit ho dlsplnxod In his i.tudlcn ho pushed bis advancemcnL In the pro fession of his choice and hoon obtained rc.xrftatlon and clients. Soon after his admlRFlon to practice he became tt mein- her of the firm of Peel'.hiini & Tremain, trfS?'" i ..wT' . .-4&iH & UV mMi-IT' ' 17 XSfc V Jl'STICEPECKHAM. and continued In that ronuectlon until tho death of Mr. Tremain, when the firm became Pcekham & Kosondalo. An his father did before him. tho younger Pec. 1:1mm began the ascent of tho ladder ot leg:il fnme by means of tho district attorneyship of Albany county, which ho attained In ISM. He mado a brilliant record as a prosecutor. Ho always took a deep Interest In State and National politic?, being uetlvo In tho presidential conventions of 1S7C and 1SS0, when lie was leader of the Tllilen iorces. After serving as corporation "Sunset of Albany, ho was, in 1S83, elected a. Justice ot the supremo court for a term of fourteen years, ilia elec tion to tho court of appeals followed In 1SS0. His eloquent denunciation of the w Onondaga county election frauds won for him tin; opposition of Gov. Hill, who procured tho disastrous nomination of Maynnrd for chief Justice of that court to prevent Judge Peclcham's nomination for It. Judge Pocltham's term would ex pire in 1000. It. -will bo remembered that Wheeler H. Peckhnm wan nominated for tho su premo com t by President Cleveland and vehemently nnd successfully opposed by Senator Hill. Tho senator, however, teems to have experienced a change of heart, nB ho recently said In an inter view; "I hope tho President will send iu tho name of Ilufus W. Pcckbnm to bo assoclato justice of tho supremo court. Now York ought to get the place, anil I think It will. In my Judgment, thcro Is nothing In this talk about Carlisle's go ing on tho supremo court bench. The President knows that New York Stato Is entitled to It, and I believe that ho will select a Now York man. Itufus V. Peckham Is my choice." Would Snn-rpil TotmjMm. Tho accompanying portrait Is of Al fred Au3tln, who nsplre3 to succeed Lord Tennyson as poet laureato of England. Austin la In his sixty-llrst year, nnd was born at Ileadlngly, near Leeds. His parents were Homaii Catholics, nnd ho was educated at Stonyhurst and St. -i- .. .;; ALIBIED AUSTIN. Mary's co'.Tcgco. Ho took his degree at tho University of London In 18G3, and four years Inter was called to tho bar of tho Inner temple. Tho law did not pay, and Austin turned hie attention to writing poetry. His vorses woro tho HtanpliiRstono to a high place In English journalism, nnd, If rumor is to bo bo Homl, to tho chair of national poet laureate. In 18C5, and again In 1SS0, Austin vnlnly attempted to enter par liament. IIo has been a successful Jour nalist and editor. WfKT 1 .. irfwk. VV'- 'ill . JJVOi Sa .I'--'?t .. ? W T. im&mm if .' PS r THEKEULY MOTOR. It ti Snl'I to ll t'omplrtril mill Itrnrfjr 'for Work. Interest Is renewed in John V. Keely nnd Ills discoveries by recent reports of efforts made by prominent parties to control the results of his labors. A sketch of the life of the Inventor will be of Intel est to m.in. John V. Keely Is OS years old, although he looks much younger. He began life as a music teacher, and It was, he says, the tuning fork that gave lilm his first hint of the new power that he claims to have dis covered. He ha Kpnnf many years nml mile money In lnenting machinery, and the Keely motor. If it Is ever com pleted and pirfonns the work claimed for It, will make him the greatest In ventor In the world'ii history. For more than twenty-flc .wars ho has been ex perimenting Willi the new nower which ho calls "etheric vapor." He Is wiled --, $;, j' -. afti"-.. L r, '-- r- . m. Hi?r fir a ". JOHN W. KEELY. an impostor by some, but be lives film ply ami works hard, all the time. Ills discoveries and Inventions may et vanquish most of the difllcullles Unit coufiout tin lo-tlii . A SI. -..(Kill (ir.url Willi.. The gorgeous tales of Oriental splen dor tell of pathways strewn with gold dust, to be trodden by tho sacred feet of royaIt, ami diamonds are tho con ventional paving material for the prom enade of the princes In tho fairy tales. It has been left to a St. Louis business man. writes a conespondent. to con struct a gravel walk, neither long nor strikingly beautiful, that is a modern, if comparatively bumble, rival of these glistening highways of Melton and fable, for It represents Cl.'.OOO in hard cash. Tho manager of a St. Louis cof fee company is tho proud possessor of this unique walk. It Is composed of several tons ot Brazilian pebbles, that raino to him In a business way during tho last few years. This llrm are heavy Impoiters of ilrazlllan coffee. Hefore tho ImutIos are n'ady to be roasted for the market the sacks are opened and tho contents carefully examined for twigs, loaves and other inipiirlllen, tho latter generally taking tho shape of small pebbles about the size of a coffee berry. These came with such regular ity and in such quantities that long ago tho idea that they were accidentally in tho sacks was abandoned and the conclusion reached that they were pur posely placed iu the bags to make weight. The daily discoveries of these Ilrazlllan pebbles, which are paid foi as coffee, will till an ordinary bucket. They arc still added to the gravol path ns they come iu. Tim llttroli' I'lillirinui. "Our baby is down tho well!" cried n colored woman to Policeman Pontius, of Hoxborougb, as ho wns patrollng his beat on Monastery avenue. Tho olllccr ran to an old, dlsiibcd well in tho rear of the preniikes, followed by every man, woman and child on tho street. Peer ing Into tho depths ho fancied ho saw tho child lying on a pile of mini. As there was very little water iu tho hole ho hastened to the police station, se cured ropes, and, together with Olllccr Olcgg, returned to make tho rescue. Clcgg, being tbo lighter, was slowly lowered to the bottom, tho women and children lending a willing hand. Tha hauling up process was a tedious, la borious affair, but by main strength Clegg wrs finally landed on terra ilrnia, hut with a look of disgust on Ills faco that would have turned vinegar sour, iu bis hand ho iiclil a baby, not a real, living child, but a half worn-out onn of tho rag species. Tho woman had dis appeared, but a chucklo In a nearby hoiibo told sho was enjoying the police men's discomfiture. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Si'ori;ii I'imIiixI.t Wiilmorr. Hon. Ooorgo Peabody Wetinorc, tho senator-elect from Khodo Island, la VSESI tjasSsSteSI a mw .'VS SENATOR WETMOKK. nbout fifty yenru old. Ho has boon gov ernor of that Stato. On Juno II, 1S9 1, ho was elected a United Stntcs senator, receiving tho unanimous voto of tho republican members of tho legislature. Alive nml Wrll. Tho fact is recalled tint tho teachci nnd all thoeo who sat under her In structlon In a Mttlo sclioolhouso la thr town of Mlnot, Mn?s llfty-thrco yenrf nco aro nllvo and viiJ todny. & SXl . i 1 '. to s J i A wH THE TCED CLOUD CHIEF. IqUMBN OF (UMBIjEKS. T Is a long time ago that ..oima Pnqulta ruled r.t Paso del Norte, Mexico, over the covl-oys, out lawn and greasers. It will be a much longer time until In r successor ap pears, (iiinibllug as a Hue and all & censnming art wl'li ivometi Is not so marked us iu tho old days, when laws were (ewer and crimes were commoner. Women play at games of chance, perhaps, Just as de votedly as of yoie, but the days have passed when It was not an extraordi nary happening for a woman, fair and gentle, to outplay cowboys, outlaws and gamblers, nnd not only win nil their inoncv, but also drain tho bank, l.onna Pnqulta often did this. ' And who among the obi timers of Texas, New Mexico and Arl.oim does not remember Lonnn Paqulia? She of the black hair and laughing eyei. whoso eheeks were bright as morning, whoso smllo muddled tho brain and confused tho tlngern of the deftest dealer. Close your eyes again anil sen the rllm, petite llguro at the gaming table, and hear once more the soft voice naming the card which seemingly could not resist the charms of the ' player. Listen as of old to the sorrow and sym pathy lavished on the lnserit as the queen of gamblers gathered up her win nings when thorn wns nothing left with the others to loo. True that Piiquitii has been dead these twenty years, but the oldest gambler will stop his play to tell you of her, and his hard, cold faco will relax and his oIre will soften as ho tolls of the woman he acknowledged iui his mistress in bis art. Lonna Paqulia, or as she was known, tbo Paqulta, was born in Chihuahua about 1.S7.0. No one knew who or what hsr paients were. When a child about I, 0 &&? STItUCK VICIOL'SLY AT ItitlNSLEY. 12 years old a gambler named Qualctor found her homeless and friendless In tho city in which she was horn. Sho was then remarkably pretty. Qunletor taught her till bis tricks with cards, Hospcnt hours In Instructing her In the Intricacies of Mexican nionto. She learned rapidly, soon equnllng Qualctor In skill and dexterity. Nono ot tho old-timers hnvo forgotten her first uppenranco at Paso del Norte. Sho was li! years old and small for her ago. She ennio with Qualctor, who said ho was her undo. When Qualctor was there to gamblo, he practically lived at Lark Garrettson's. Garreltson rnu thu biggest gambling linuso on tho border. Ills gamo was practically without limit. Tho Paqulta appeared, clinging close to hor alleged uncle. Tho bank ex pected Qunletor, who was a heavy player, and had mado proper prepara tions for his play. Ao Qualetor played tho Paqulta stood beside him, silent and observant. Luck was against tho Mex ican, nnd ho lost heavily. KInally when Ills pllo of gold had diminished to a fow coins, ho turnod to Paqulta, and, ihovlng tho money before her, said gruffly: "Hero, child, win with them." Tho dealer nnd players nml led sympa thetically, thinking Qunletor had quit bucking his luck for tho night, and do siied to let tho child amuse herself a moment hoforo bo went nwny. Tho Pa liiita seated herself, leaning both el bows on tho tabic, with her lunula sup porting her chin. Tho play went on. Tho child won. Ao sho played tho Joalor oyod hor In wonder. It was not strange that a child understood bow to gamble, but never buforo had a child played with such skill and Judgment. Tho bank lost rapidly. Tho Paqulta won hot after bet. Tho heaps of gold grow on tho tnblo In front of her. Dcks wcro chnnged, hut without avail. The bank continued to lose. A new dealer was tried, but with no hotter succosso than tho first. Tho Paqulta'a luck was amazing. Tho othor players dropped out one by one. Tho dealer and tho child fneed each othor. Tho bank lost. Then Gnrrottson hlmsolf took tho cards. IIo wns famod an tho shrewdest gam bler on tho border. Hut ho could not beat tho child. Finally ho said: "Hero Is what Is left In tho hank. It matches your wlnnlngo. Win or lose, the next drnw losen It?" Tho Paqulta nodded. A king lay on tho board. FRIDAY. ,IAN. 10. Ill i. "I play a king In the door," she sold In Spanish. Tho spectators gntped. Such llsk was folly. There was still half a deck against her. Even Carretson smiled. s dealt. The king stood In tho door. The. Paqulta had won. (InrretRou'n bunk had been broken, and broken by a child. The Paqulta turned to (Junlotor, "I am tired." she raid. Tho gambler gathered up her win nings, handed thrni to C.irrettson, -asking him to put them In the nafo for the night. Then he and the IMquitu went cut. Thr fn.t that n child bad beaten the (larretisou bank spread along tho entire border. Qualotor and tho Pa qulta traveled from town to town, play ing Iu all of llieni, ami usually winning. They quarreled eventually, however, and Iu LS70 the Pnqnltu, then a beauti ful girl ot L'o. came back to P.iso del Norto alone. She again appeared at (iiirrottHon's. Her ohi-tlnio luck Bcenud to bae deserted her, for h lost heavllv, and a week later went u way. She was net beard of In New Mex ico. She had allied herself villi a gang of the worst iliaraetei'ti lit the south west, nnd iu a rhorl time became their leader. I'nder her tho outlaws tra versed New Mi'Nlco, stealing and plan deilng. When the climate got too hoi for them they slipped across the line Into Meho. The Paqulta forsook this life nfter a year of escltlng adventure and turned up In El Paso with Sam Iliinsley. the handsomest and most de praved gambler of hla time. Iliinsley crossed Hie Itlo Crnndo river and opened up (larreltson's place, the latter having been killed bv young Mungay, his dealer. HiiuMoy prospered. Tho Paqulta lent the at Had Ion of her pres ence to bis place, soiiiet lines as ile.Uer, but usually an a player. She played nmy game. Her popu larity was apparent from tbo outset. The game she played, whatever It might be. was always the popular game of the house. The table at which she played was nlwaK crowded. Tbo players, In games where it was possible, duplicated her bets, placing their money on her favorite cardt. in such cases tho Pa qulta usually lost, the house, othcrwiso IJrlnsley, winning heavily. In poker and kindred games, where each player looked out safely for himself and cards, tho house got a percentage-. Tho Pa qulta seldom lost then. Sho wns a won dor with tho cards. Her small, white hands could manlpulnto them with a rapidity and skill that defied tho watch fulness of tho keenest-eyed gamblers. Many attributed her success to her good luck. Hut tho old hnnds know hotter. They know that moro luck could not continually break them nt their own games and enrich ono particular player. They realized that tho Paqulta was bet ter nt tho gnmo than they. Yet tho Pnqulta was nover caught cheating. And unless sho wns caught thcro could bo no complaint. When a plnyer got sullen and ugly over his losses no ono noticed It sooner thnn tho Pnqulta. She was tho first to loso to him, to nmilo with him. to Joko with him; in short to rostoro him to a good humor, only to win back what sho hnd given to him with as much moro as ho possessed. If a player squirmed or whined In n gnmo with her, tho Paqulta Invariably dropped her cards, pushed tho money at stako acnris tho table to tho player, and quit tho game. A I.'nyer sho had onco treated In this way io would never play with ngaln. And to bo ostracized by tho Pnqulta meant similar treatment from all her brother gnmblora. It wan host to swallow tour feelings and lose, if lo.so you must, with a smiling faco and cheery air. There aio numerous shootings grow ing out of troubles over tho Paqulta. Man after man sought hor favor. All appeared to find It, with nono possess ing moro than any other. Sho treated them nil alike, save, perhaps, Hrlnsley. Sho quarreled finally with him. It enmo about thus: Tho Paqulta was playing whisky poker with n rich cat tleman who know llt'.o of tho gnmo, and played It principally for tho oppor tunity It afforded to chat with tho Pa qulta. IJiinsloy bcc,niOfImpatient over Paqulta's scorning slowness In breaking her opponont. Ono word led to another. Tho Pa qulta quit tho gnmo to arguo with lUinsloy, At longtli her temper broke loose. Grasping a knife sho struck viciously at Hrlnsley. Tho blado caught his up-thrown iirni, Indicting a long wound. As tho blood gushed foi th Paqulta turned and lied. Iliinsley pur sued her unsuccessful!). He returned ewntiuilly to his gambling bonne. When asked about the Paqulta ho wiu wont to say: "I took her for a ioo but sho proved a thorn." Ho nour forgave her. however, nnd vowed vengeance on her. Ills oppor tunity came In 1S7tI. The Paqulta, nfter le.ivlng him, bad returned to the New .Mexican country and gathered up tho remnant. of tin- old R.tiig of dilutes. Their plundering became ,o bold that It was determined to hunt them down. Iliinsley led the party that captured the Paqulta. She had hoard that ho was pursuing her, nnd It Is said that she permitted her pursuers to overtake her. Sim greeted Iliinsley with her old time cbeeiincii'i. She talked over llin old ilas as If (hero had been no change.1 Finally she proposed a gamo of cards to deride whether she should go free or should die. Hrlnsley agreed, the game was played, ami the Paqulta lost. Almost before the last card fell she diew u knlfo and stabbed herself thioogh the heart. Ihimiley committed suicide tin co weeks later. A I'l.icne of rn)ili"t. A novel scheme for saving his cattle from tbo droves of coyotes tbut Infest tho region has been hit upon by a rancher of (ilen Itock, Wash. Ho bus placed bells on the ueekn of a great number of cattle In bis herds, and the lesult has been to scare the coyotes away. Iu tbo two mouth since ho belled Ills herds he hits not lost a single iinlm.it, while previously his loss aver ager at least one steer a day. Coyotes aro iiocoinlug more of a pest every rea son In many parts of Washington tun! Oiegon, despite all the cllorts of the cattlemen and farmers to exterminate them. Thousands of dollars aro spent every year iu waging wr- mi the beasts, but with little results. Poison availed lor a time but now tho coyotes refuso to touch the poisoned carcases of steers strewn nbout for their consumption. Tho only way of Killing them Is by shooting them, nnd this Is feeble nnd wholly inadekuato menus. Occasionally the residents combine nnd have u grand lound-up limit, driving the coyotes to ward the center of the circle, nnd slaughtering them there, and that Is th" only menus of appreciably thinning them out occasionally. In some le gions the packs of gray wolves aro au nuni'Mous and troublisonie as the coy otes. The coyotes are particularly adept chicken thieves, and, indeed, lire a general pent around tho farmyards. A Itrmiirloililo Tree. There Is a wayward while oak tieo near Lnpoiio, I ml., that may puzzle ua turallstH with the vagaries of Its growth. Tho treo is nine feet in clrcuin fcicuco ul the base, and there lire no branches of any size below fifteen feet from the ground. Thcro tho great hole divides Into a number of limbs. Two, leaving the trunk about twenty Inches apart, grow west, their lines diverging for some six feet, and then each rend ing toward tho other. Twelve feet from the body of tho tree they unite agnln, making a perfect oval, nml out of this grows two smaller branches. Ar If not satisfied with that expressed disregard for tho laws of nature, this old tree has performed another feat. Six feet from Its bate grows another white oak, less than half its size, and no sooner does the nmnller tree nrrlvo nt tho charmed c.'Kles nf those branching limbs thnu ono of them grows right Into It, anil Is nh.iorbed. The second tree is very much larger twenty feet from tho ground thnn at Its base. Ijtllnr of Low. That Is a beautiful little story which Is told Iu a recent number ot an Eng lish paper. A man walking nlong a country road saw.ii llttlo girl carrying u boy much younger than herself, but who appeared far too big and heavy for her strength. Ho began talking to her and suggested that tho baby was heavy. "Why," said sho Iu astonishment, "lie's not heavy; bo's my brother." LABOR NOTES. Printers hnvo 517,000 In their national treasury. Now York printers pay 1 per cent of their earning to unemployed. Chicago bricklayers will lnaugurato tho 0-hour day when the present agree ment expires. Tho brassworlters throughout tho country will mako a demand for an eight-hour day In tbo spring. Chicago Typographical Union No. 1C hns nuillatcd with tbo Labor Congress, a now labor body of thnt city. Tho clgnrmakers' International union during tho past 11 vo years has paid $327,20 l.7fi to unemployed members. All tbo labor bodies of Cincinnati hnvo Indorsed tho movement for free school books nnd against military train ing In the schools. During tho month ot October the Ger man typographical unions expended ?353 for out-of-work benefits, $13,1.35 for sick relief, $110 for death benefits, $20.82 for traveling benefits, and ?50 fox ngllutlou purposes. Tho rubber works at llrlslol, II, I., which closed down recently for an In definite period, were started up again and 1,100 employes will return to work, with orders milllclent to keep tho plant Iu operation for some tlmo to come. Tho London Labor Gazctto fw Oc tober contains an article on tho wages of tho manual labor classes of tho United Kingdom, In which It gives tho nvorago rate for men nt $0.02 per week; woman, $3.01; ladH, ?2.1l, and girls, ?l.r2. An effort la being mado to have tho Hollormakors and Iron-Shipbuilders' union strike out tho clauso In Its con stitution which keopa tho union out of the American Federation of Labor. It Is believed that tho effort wilj provo successful. BliVUN KINtDS OF CUTICLE. Mlrci'.ftfitlly (li-.trtml mi it C.tllfol nt SnlTi'ivr from I'lrr. Within the past few mouths the med ical fraternity of San llnfnel, Cal.. hnvo been carefully rtiidjlng and operl mentlng with the case of Miss Jesslo Pioudfool, who In the early part of last summer hnd u narrow eeapn furu ac cidental cremation. Ah It wm .her clothing, which hid eiughl f.re, was consumed on her back ami ttie klti mid llesb on the rlg'it side of liii body wna bndl burned, i'oi muty ra.n thr lire of the K was despaired of anil even when danger of Immediate death was nverted It was thought nothing could lip done to prevent her fiom be coming a cripple. Wheie the flro had touched the bod? w hkh, i,ml pcolitf off In large llal:es In ninn place, leav liv; the raw, luil.iined IIimIi exposed. Should this lienl up r IKnwn accord, which would be a ei kow piooiM. nil the doctors unimliii'iul. agi ei, the tissues would so contract that on-of the I gin s limbs would be miii'ii shorter than I the other. Ilcsldes thU'ihere was the ) absolute certainty lli.it she would sutler 1 pa I it roiilliiuniislv. At this Juiioiuro l Hi. W. I Jones resolved to lr tlio vlr i tito of grafting. Repeated but unmies- ecsi.ful nttempts were made with tbo skins of rabbits and other animals. Then Dr. Jones nnd two of liU medical brethren decided that tho su-lferer had Just ono moro chance. Human cuticle, could It ho obtained, would grow on the raw llesh, scar (Issues would form nat urally, nnd the patient would be sure of regaining full use of her limbs. Tbo only trouble they foresaw was the iHlll cully of getting healthy people to make itueh a sacrifice. Oiiconimuiileutitigtliolr wish to Miss Proudfoot'n family, tho doctors were surprised and gratified to find that no less than seven near rela tives at once orfered themselves to tlio knlfo iu order to save tho 12-year-old girl they all loved so well. This was over two mouths ago. In that time pieces of skin have been snipped from nil theno relatives, the size vurjlng from a hair to an Inch ami n half iu width nnd from tour to live Inches In length. These living strips, tingling with nerves, were placed on the ten der lle.di of the sufferer and bound Hi inly In place with rubber tissue, and iu every Instance the grafts have been successful. All the portions of Miss Proudfoot'n body touched by the Haines hnvo been covered over with tho skin of her iclallves except one patch on tho light hill. Tills will be attended to some tiiui) early iu December and Dr. Jones states that Judging from tho progress mado Iu the other grafts, it will not bo long before Miss Proudfoot is as well and as free limbed as over. Tho iiufl erer, reeiiilngly doomed to ho a cripple for life, will soon be up and about, a llesh and blood moiiumout to tho de votion nml seif-Haciilice ot her noaiesl of klu. He Itrml I lin l.:nr In 'llieni. Not long ngo two young ladles who aio experts on I heir wheels nml wear Hie bloomer costume took n spin away ( oir iu tlio country. After several hours' I riding they camo to a farmer's place and being very thirsty dismounted for a drink. Smilingly they took down tho barn and walked towards tho farm house. Hefore they reached the bonne, however, tho owner of the premises met them and asked what they wanted. "A drink of water, please." "Weil, you can't, have no water here; women as wears those tilings ain't no good and I don't want them chasing around my place. You git away from hero jlst ns fust us you can leg It," said tho chivalrous gentleman, "or I'll call my dog, and If ho comes he'll como ruu nln'." Tlio young women saw there wan no chance for argument and so rode right on till they got homo, with tliolr tongues uliiiost protruding with thirst for they couldn't sum up tho necessary courage to ask for a drink nnywhoro else nnd they're hardly over their as tonishment yet.- -Exchange. Tim (Irrgorliin I'lilrinliir. Hiissla Htlll refuses to accept tho Gregorian calendar, and tins Uio cutis faction of being a dozen days ahead of tlio whole world, and Is constantly In creasing the load. If tho empire and its conservatism enduro long enough. Itussla'fi Christians ami our Fourth of July will occur the sanio day. SHORT AND SWEET. Tho call to arms "John, take thi baby." Contentment Is" better than moue ami Just about as scarce. An earthquake is responsible for many ground routs that are not col lectable. The editor who "violates no confi dence Iu saying," frequently wears a blnck eye. One form of toothpick Js vvhoro a don llst allows a person to select his own false tnnthi A man is like a razor, bccau3Q you can't tell how sharp ho can be until he Is strapped. A religion that does not stick to a man doing business, Is no good after buslueuii hours, A female lace smuggler hns Loon ai rested In New York. Ily tho way, wlut Is female Jaco? This world Is nil a stage, but It Is a long step from tho man of property to tho property-man. If a praying machluo wcro Invented many would uto It If It did not tnJ;o too ' much tlmo from business to vviad.it u'po George Washington never told a lloj Just think of It! Ho uover skulked out of tho back door vvlion tho mercury wns hugging zero, without overcoat or mtifilcr, coming back six hour3 later, with purpled faco and pinched features, and slinking Hl:o a donkey engine, to declare In chatteiing-acccnt, "I ain't cold ono mite." George novor did this! What a funny boy George was, wasn't ho?- Texas Slftlngu. jt n.. M t ii 'J. 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