T mti:r' tmRET vUNilMg! .. THE RED CLOUD CHIEF, PR1DAY, OCT. 11. 1895. 7 : STILL GOING WEST. TWO PER CENT OF POPULATION CONSTANTLY MOVING. he PrnccM Sometime I.ooki Natural Hut o n tlrnrrul Ituln One Cnn Sco the Finger Mnrl of nn I'liexplnrcil Force. t-i gwhisn emigration to rip III tho west began, as AM car'y ns 1783' lh0 JW leaders of tho oast or7 orn utates were frightened. Thero Htlll exist old pamphlets, not to say old caricatures, which ridicule tho dcslro to go west. In a dozen forms tho old story la still told of the emigrant from a Massachusetts town, who went to Ohio,' carrying with him n jug of mo lasses, and camo hack boasting that he had sold his molasses for enough to pay for tho molasses and iho jug. On tho right hand nnd o.i the left, every effort was made to persuade our people that they had better stay here nnd not trust themselves to tho rlcn valleys of tho Scioto nnd tho Miami. Thoso who went nnd trusted themselves thero were perfectly Indifferent .as to what , was said to those who remained be ll hind. And thn carlcaturo nnd tho ,' pamphlet nro now left , to the dust of antiquarian libraries, and only referred to as Mrs. Partington's broom Is re ferred to, with which she tried to sweep back tho waves of tho sea. AH tho same, however, llttlo or noth ing Is known about the wavo of emigra tion. Do Tocqucvlllo studied the matter with care, nnd gnvo to us tho curious figure, which has been vcrllled, that tho average flow of the wnvo was, In his time, seventeen miles In a year. A similar flow began from tho Pacific coast eastward, after wo took a foot hold in Oregon and California, nnd the two waves hnvo met each other. There aro pcoplo to-day who arc as unwilling to encourage emigration to tho west from New England as their grandfathers were. They aro n llttlo apt to bo pcoplo who own tenement houses, ten stories high, and would bo glad to make them twenty stories high If they could get good ronts for tho nineteenth nnd twentieth stories. They nro people who aro living uuder tho delusion that a city, because its popu lation is large, Is prosperous and rich. But tho prophecies of theso people, and tho Partlngtonlsm, docs not in the least affect tho purpose of those pcoplo . who wish to emigrate. As Abraham Lin ' coin would have said, moso pcoplo who want to go want to go, nnd those pcoplo t fflha mean to go mean to go. In point f-jpfct, roughly speaking, 2 per cent of tho population of the seaboard states movo westward every year. It is a llttlo curious, and it Is satisfactory for us in Massachusetts to observe that tho attraction of Massachusetts to an other set of people is, In its way, ns , great as, in Its way, tho attraction of the western valleys. It would prob ably bo fair to say that at this moment 280,000 persons born In Massachusetts are living In othor states of the Ameri can union, and that 280,000 persons born In other states aro living in Mas sachusetts. Tho two fancies about meet, each other. Tho account Is about as broad as it is long. At the interesting meeting held on 4 Monday evening, tho first colony club in Massachusetts was formed, not to make nny particular colony for any par ticular place, hut sot on foot such ar rangements ns shall tond to tho com fort of emigrants. Tho Col ony Club proposes to collect and circu late information on tho subject of open-air life In tho west. It proposes some such mutual nssistanco ns has proved posslblo in the Chautauqua clr- ' cles and other great reading circles of tho country. It proposes tho establish ment of similar clubs In all the larger contcrB of New England. And it cannot be doubted under prudent ami wise management' u batisfactory result may be secured. To a certain extent, tho Indifference nt the general government towards in terior emigration may bo atoned for 'by such arrangements as theso clubs mny bo ablo to make. Edward Everett Hale, in Boston Commonwealth. A I1iurt I'urly. Tho old-tlmo donkey party recently suggested a new form of evening enter tnlnraent, namely, n "heart party." A largo heart mado of red flannel cloth was pinned upon a sheet hung from n door. In tho center of tho heart was sowed a small circle of whlto. Arrows of whlto cloth with pins placed therein wcro given to the guests, each nrrow bearing a number, tho number corre sponding to u list whereon thonnmes nnd numbers of tho guests wero placed, Tho point of tho gumo, of course, waH to sco which person, when blindfolded, would pin tho arrow nearest to the con trol spot of white. Four prizes wcro offered one each for tho lady and gen tleman coming tho nearest to tho cen ter, nnd onp each to those coming tho farthest from tho bullsoye. Tho prizes consisted ot a heart-shaped pincushion, a heart-shaped photograph frame, sil ver heart-shaped pin, and a heart shaped box of bonbons. Tho booby prizes wore n Brownfo holding a tiny heart with an arrow inscribed "Try, try acain," and n pincushion made of rod satin, Bhapcd like a beet. Ladles' Homo Journal. Sim .hint Kt lllio Up. . Tbo'fcmalo spider Is a) ways larger than tho male, and; if accounts bo truo, is of a rather peppery disposition. When tho husband becomes obstinate jt..l h.III nt. AliA.r niilaio 4tii Invlnor ',,111111 YVIW IV uuvjr uiiiviu, vmv IUIIIIB wlfo eats him up to get ria or mm and eeks a more obedient spouse, xiy L . -J.. iiiipipiiEmiiiiiirtiiiiwM 'il '.. HIS UNPLEASANT DUTY. Itr Dlil Not Miiko Very llitril Work of It, After AC. Now tho wild rush for home begins, nnd whon one of tho women, who havo gotten to know each othor very well, appears upon the porch of tho country houso or hotel, vallso In hand, and while tho lmpntlent driver ot tho stage or carriage protests loudly and often, this sort of thing occurs: "Good-bye, Miss Bemls (kiss), (lood-bye, Miss Jones (kiss). So sorry to leavo you all! Good-bye, Mr. Brown; kiss ytnir daugh ter for me. All right, driver; we'ro coming. Good-bye, Miss .Tdhks (kiss). Good-byo, everybody. Come along Katie; all right, driver. Where's Miss Burt? Oh, dear! I've left my umbrolln, and It's bad luck to go back! Oh, thank you so mucht All right, driver! I declare It's too bad to leavo you nil. You must call and sco us some time Newark, Ohio, you know. Good-bye! Good-byo!" There's n -flutter of handkerchiefs from tho slage, a reply from tho porch and 'the vehicle has turned the cor ner. A quiet llttlo man, who saw one ot these performances the other day, said to his wife: "Maria, must wo do that sort ot thing when we go tomorrow?" "Why, certainly!" was tho reply. "You wouldn't bo Impolite, would you?" "Yes, I would," said he, earnestly, "and I will, too. I'll never do that, and I toll you so right now. I'll say good byo to the whole lot In a general way, same as tho deacon said grace oyer tho whole barrel of pork, but I won't go round In any such fashion ns thnt." "Then they'll bo very much hurt, and so shall I," snld his wife. "You al ways do want to sneak out ot every thing and leave it tor mo to do." "Oh, all right," ho Hiild, doggedly; "I'll do It." So when they appeared on the porch tho next day, equipped for traveling, tho husbnnd lnld his satchel in the 'bus, rnmo back, seized the prettiest girl, gave her a rousing kiss, nnd said: "Good-bye Miss Field; I really hate to leave you." Then he gyrated around like n hum mlngtop, shook hands with tho men, hugged tho landlady, and kissed two moro pretty women married, these before their husbands could protest or his panic-stricken wife Interfere. Then ho bounced into tho omnibus, and said, as they wore driven depot ward: "Woll, Maria, that was one time I didn't sneak, did I?" New York Be corder. A Mmlrl Child. Her temper's always sunny, her hair Is ever neat; Sho doesn't caro for candy she says It Is too sweet! Sho loves to study lessons her sums nro always right; And sho gladly goes to bed at 8 every single night! Her apron's never tumbled, her hands aro alwayB cloan ; With buttons missing from her shoes sho novcr has been seen. Sho remembers to shy "Thank you," and "Yep, ma'am, if you plense;" And sho never cries, nor frots, nor whines; she's novcr been known to tease. Each night upon the closet shelf sho puts away her toys; Sho never slams tho parlor door, nor makes tho slightest noiso; But sho loves to run on errands and to piny with llttlo brother, And uho'B never in her llto been seen to disobey her mother. "Who lsthl8 charming llttlo maid? I long to grasp her hand!" She's the daughter of Mr. Nobody, And sho lives In Nowherclnud! Helen Hopklus, In St. Nicholas. IVoof of (Irnlui. ' First Poot I think Thomson's "Sea sons" Is tho most rcmnrkablo book ever written. Second Poet Why? First Poet It contains over 1,000 lines on spring, and bo managed to get It pub lished. WORTH KNOWING. Women have colds in the head less frequently than men, bocauso they arc not accustomed to heavy headvcovor Ings. When nn artery has been sovcrod tho blood comes in Jets, becauso tho heart throws It directly to tho point where tho artery has been cut. Tho most scnsltlvo nerves aro in tho nnse, tongue and eyes, becauso In theso orgnns greater sensitiveness Is needed than In any other part ot tho body. Many diseases cause pallor because In wanting diseases tho number ot rod corpuscles in tho blood is diminished, ami this fact Is apparent in tho color of tho Bklu. Tho cheeks become palo from fear be causo tho mental emotion diminishes tho action of tho heart and lungs, and so impedes the circulation. Tho tnsto Is often tho last faculty to bo Impaired by old ago, becauso It Is most needed for tho protection of tho Individual against tho usa of unwhole some food. Tho term "thick-headed" as applied to stupid people, has Us foundation in u fact of nature. It often happens that tho brain shrinks, and as it docs, eo tho skull sometimes thickens, People sniff tho air to locnto an odor, , ... 1, A Jl ,L. I....- lyL'iiuae uy umiunmuji mo noiuriiH a fluKirAM .ir.ritltv nt filn In .1niu In .ln ll" Hi""1'" ". Ill, IHU nerves aro bolter exposed, and tho odor more clearly pqrcelyed. Venous blood Is bluo or almost, black, because it contains many impurities collected from tho system, and has not lUelf been purified by contact with the a4r In tho lunge. , , 1 (oKv r i ((!' WE ARE EAR BEHIND. SWITZERLAND BURIES HER OWN DEAD. Itlrli nml I'lior Anll Tlicnm-lim nf n I.111V ill AiltAnrcil (It lllrntlon- Dcitlh .Mnt4 All i:tnnt f.nvr Worth Adopt Inir. NITEI) States con suls In Switzerland hnvo been lnvctl gntlng tho laws rolntho to tho biir lal ot the dead. Mr. G Iff oid, tho consul nt Basle, re ports: In tho can ton of Baslo City, tho law provides for tho burial of tho 5fc m jo i n tlcad at the expenso ot tho state. Collins and all othet necessary articles me fur nished on application to certain under takers designated by the government. Evoi-vtlilmz rnnticeted with tho Inter ment Is absolutely gratuitous Includ ing tho grave and tho snrvlre. Ulch and poor nro alike entitled to tho bene fit of tltls Imv. nml ml classes avail themselves of It freely. Of tho 1.021 burials which took pluro In tho cnv 1S93, 1,101 were at tho expenso of tho canton. The execution of tho law Is entrusted to nn ofllclal of tho sanitary department. Tho ncLuiints of this de partment for tho year ISM show that the cost to tho canton arising from the gratuitous burial ot tho dead was as follows: Coffins, $2,388; builnl ex penses, $r(ir2S; salaries, $3,323; caro of cemeteries, etc., $2,300. Total, $13,341. Tho law hns been In operation only ti few years, but haH from tho first been regarded with great favor, oven by those, who, as tax payers, aro moat burdened by It. In tho other cantons of the country gieat diversity exists, somo of tho can Ioiib hnvlng not yet udopled tho now method. All eccm likely lo do so. Irving It. Itlclminn. consul general, says: Graves, generally, arc only to recclvo one body, and arc not to be oponcd for the reception of new bodies until after tho lapse of such number of years as Is assumed to bn required for tho com pleto decay of tho body, which varies in tho different cantons from thrco to twolvo years for children nnd from twelve to twenty years In tho caso of adults. Wherever frco burial has been Intro duced, It was done on the principle thnt, death making all men equal, thero ought to bo no distinction In tho burial of tho deported. It is assumed that nil tho citizens and residents, high or low, rich or poor, will avail themselves of the provisions of the enactment, nnd thnt all tho funerals and Interments will bo equally plain and unostenta tious. Tho course pursued by tin authori ties of tho city of St. Gall in each enso of frco burial Is given In the following extracts from the municipal police reg ulations: An attendant calls at the houso of mourning, after verbal notlco of death has been given nt tho pollco ofllco, and receives n further notlco In writing. Ho attends to dressing tho body, gives notice to tho coroner, to tho offlcor of vital statistics, to tho clergy man, the bell-ringer, tho undertaker and tho grnve-dlggcr. Tho attendant must nlso issuo tho Invitations to tho funeral, nnd must be present half an hour beforo tho tlmo of burial. Tho undertaker nnd giavc-dlgger must, nf ter receiving notice, go nt once to tho houso of mourning, measure the corpse, provldo the coffin, and placo the corpse therein. On tho dny of burial, they must seo that tho body Is taken from tho house of mourning nml placed in tho funeral car. They must escort tho car to tho grave, take from it tho cof fin, Inter It, and cover tho grave.' Tho coffin must be black, and capable of be ing hermetically sealed. Tho sexton must sow tho grave with ryo grass. In front ot tho houso of mourning an urn must be put, on tho day of tho burial, for tho reception of cards of condolence. WILL VIRTUE BE REWARDED? A Writ l'uliit Cuilrt ttlm Compound lilt Colonel to OWr.r thn Iti'sntulloti. Tho establishment of tho color lino In tho West Point summer encampment recently guve rlso to a good story on the commandant of cadets, Colonel Samuel Mills. Tho regulations pre scribe that everyone crossing tho color lino or passing the colors should salute by lifting his enp with tho right hand and placing It upon his loft shoulder. Colonel Mills neglected this Important ccromony not long ago and tho sentry on duty promptly stopped him nnd compelled him to obey the regulation. Tho commandant next dny s6nt for this cadet, a third class mnu, who, by tho nay, comes from Indiana, and talked to him long and earnestly. The young man icfused to dlvulgo tho sub stance of the Interview, but the gcnornl opinion Is thnt the cadet will bn given corporal's chevrons In the fall, when changes are made In the officers of the battalion. A i'n to Kli'lilonntnln. "When I was In India," said tho man who had traveled, " tho natlvo thlovcs stolo tho sheets from under mo while I slept, nnd I never knew it!" "Yes, and when I was In the North west during the boom," Bald tho man who will hover admit thnt America can be outdone, "I had to sleep in a room where there wero four real cstnto agents and ono ot them stole a poroiis plaster from my back without awakening mo." So many people aro not at homo when a golden opportunity knocks. Arkansas Is shipping cypress shingles to Ohio and Pennsylvania. . r '' ' & wniwiMwwwiwii'r"'"H'i'' yittHnf MW,, Mts: jamibkJLi ri'juJ Vv,-"..., .. I, ii ,!.,. V1a lv. THE PUULIC SCHOOL. Mnjr ttn Turn m n Weapon Aclnt All TliroAtrntuc Dangers American Dairyman says: A short tlmo ago we called attention to the statement of Mr. Mulhall that tho ag gregate wealth of this country rcpre hcntcd fl.OOOwr capita of population, nnd took exception to his deductions In this matter as not representing tho veri ties of tho problem. Slnco thnt tlmo our attention hns been called to tho fig ures of tho census of 1S90. nnd these ovldonco thnt Mr. Mulhall Is n past grand master of tho order ot figure Jug glers. Tho wealth of the country In 1889, as revealed by tho census, was $02,082,000,000. Its distribution among tho 62.C22.2riO of population when groupod Into families phowed that 182, 000 of thesu latter owned $13,307,000,000, or 70 per cent of tho entire wealth of the country, while tho remainder of the population, represented by 12,820,000 families, owned the remaining 30 per cent of the wealth of tho country, as ex pressed by $18,715,000,000. Stated In another form, 13,002,000 families own $02,002,250,000. and l.l per cent of them possess 70 per cent of this vast wealth, whllo 0S.G per cent of theso families control only 30 per cent of It. If this body of wealth wero distributed equal ly among tho families of tho country, each of them would havo $1,771.77, w hllo as actually owned, the 182.000 av erage $237,181.31 each, whllo tho av crago of each of 'tho 12,820.000 families Is only $1,458.20. Theso nro startling figures, and Indlcnto thnt tho methods of wealth distribution In this day and country are crude, aa well as faulty,. if Justice to thoso that bear tho burden nnd perform tho toll of their generation Is to enter Into tho problem. Tho reg ulation of tho distribution referred to Is n question of vast dimculty, but, nevertheless, It admits of equitable adjustment. If, however, tho distribu tion of wealth Is permitted to exist un disturbed, ns at present constituted, the appearanco of an aristocracy of wealth richer thnn tho ono that cor rupted, cursed and crushed ancient Romo will appear In this country In tho second decade of tho twentieth cen tury. To avoid this the broadening of opportunity for tho masses Is essen tially Imperative. The teaching of so clnl economics In tho public schools Is nlso n mennB to lessening the gravity of this coming danger. THE SPIKETOWN DLIZZARD. lloir tli ii Killtiir ."Mumiui'il to Kopo In the Iti'lnrtiint AilirrtUer. "James," said Editor Clugstou, of the Splketown Blizzard, "go and see what makes that abominable smell." Tho ofllco boy went and presently enmo uack with tho information that somcuouy in tno ncignboruood wns burning rubber. "Hiram," said Editor Clngston, "sec If you can And out where that horrible odor comes from," Tho foreman sailed out nnd sniffed the air. On returning ho gave It us his decided opinion that some cook not far away had inadvertently burned n beefsteak. "You aro both light," said Editor Clngston, 'seizing his pen and begin ning to write, his lofty brow nllame with tho light of a sudden Inspiration. Tho next number of tho Splketown Blizzard contained this item: "Tho frightful smell that permeated the ntmosphero last Monday wns caiiKod by tho accidental burning of ono of thoso rubber steaks which tho rostaurant nlwnys supplies to Its customers. "P. S. Unlets satisfactory nrrango niontu nro mado at the business depart ment of this ofllco this saiiio Item will appear In tho next issuo of tho Blizzard with tho blank properly filled out." GREAT THOUGHTS. God never wrought miracles to con vlnco atheism, because iu ordinary works convince It. Bacon. Drudgery Is ns necessary to coll out tho trennures of tho mind ns harrowing nnd planting those ot tho earth. Margaret Fuller. It Is only when to-morrow's burden Is added to tho burden of to-dny thnt tho weight Is moro than n mnn cnn bear. Georgo Mncdonald. There is nothing so small but that we may honor God by asking his guidance of it, or insult him "by taking It into our own handn. Busking Tho tnlent of success Is nothing more than doing what you can do well, and doing woll whatever you do with out u thought ot fame. Longfellow. If you wish success In life, mnko per severance your bosom friend, experi ence your wise counselor, caution your older brother, and hojm your guardian genius. Addison, No ono can nak honestly or hopefully to be dellvored from temptation unless ho has himself honestly and firmly de termined (o do tho best ho ran to keep out of It. Uuskln. A child of ordinary capacity and des titute of property, but converted to God in childhood, Is frequently worth moro to tho church than ton wonlthy men converted at tho moon of life. John Todd. Honest gobd humor Is tho oil and wlno of a morry meeting, and thero la no Jovial companionship equal to that where tho Jokes nro rather small and the laughter Is abundant. Washington Irving. What cares tho child whon tho moth er jocks it, though all storms beat with out? So wo, If God doth shlold and tend us, shall bo hccdlesa of the tempests and blasts ot llfo, blow they over bo rudoly. Henry Ward Bcocher. s An employment, the satisfactory pur suit of which requires of a man that ho shall bo endowed wlthii retentive mem ory, quick at learning, lofty-minded and graceful, is the friend and brother ot truth, fortitude and temperance Plato. u mMrtiiflirti,Ti.f,1mr.,pi DON'T LIKE WOMEN. FLMALE MISSIONARIES OFFEND , SOCIAL IDEAS. ."Iiinijnllittn t'uiulilrr Women Infrrlur Hint UlllkW Tnkn Umbilici Whi'ii Tlirjr Attiifk llit'lr llellglon Conversion ot Chlnrte Women A trodou. K HE d 1 n tresslug ninssaero of women tnlsBlonnr Ior in China has called forth many expres slons hf opinion thnt woman should not bo oncournged by tho socletlos that organlzo mlsslou tuy effort to go to posts, and happily this view means for tho present, to bo accepted by the bocIcIIcb Probably, Indeed, women missionaries attract special dislike from forelsn men In Just tho sumo spirit of maHcultuo domination that actuates Wesluyana hero In voting against women members or thulr conferenco. Of course to tho Confucians, tho Buddhists, and tho Mo hammedans their own icllglou Is us certainly tho ono nnd only truti revolu tion from henven ns Christianity Is to tho missionary this may bo dllllcult for us to lealtze, but It must bo realized If tho caso Is to bo understood. It Is of fensive, therefore, for tho honest tlovo tco of ono of these heathen faiths to hear his religion attacked and de ficrlbad as a baseless, Immoral, and evil superstition. It must bo doubly offon slvo to hear his faith so attacked by a foreigner of tho Inferior sex whllo to havo his own wlfo led to think differ ently from himself by tho other wom an's persuasions must bo additionally exasperating. Thin special objection of a man to hnvo heretical teachings addressed to tho females of his family, this animos ity towards efforts mado to placo his women In nntagonlsm to him, wnn naively expressed nt tho Congress of Re ligions in Chicago. A really capital papor on Confucianism was contrib uted by the chief sccretnry of tho Ghl ncso Legation at Washington, anil oven this intelligent person explained thnt to attempt to convert women to Chris tianity wns equally atrocious with shel tering crime. "If such a prnctlco ns giving religious Instruction directly to women and girls, or as screening tho wicked from tho pursuit of JubMcq bo allowed this will havo tho effect of driving away all who vnluo filial piety, propriety, sincerity, truth, nnd rcctl tudo, and who havo n sense of shame." Tho same writer tells us the husband 1b recognized in Chlncso religion oa tho master of tho wife, in tho snmo degree as henven is of earth, and tho sover eign in ot tho subject; that tho Stato takes no care of female education, slnco It tests with tho bond of each family to do as ho pleases with regard to its female members; nnd thnt bo thorough ly is tho responsibility, nnd theroforo tho power, of tho father and husband carried that tho mon actually bear tho ponnlty of any offenses done by tho woman! "A woman burning incense. In tho cloisters shall bo punished with stripes, but tho punlshmont Is Inflicted vicariously namely: on the head ot tho family to which she belongs. This prin ciple ot tho Chlncso luw Is applicable not only to this caso, but also to all vio lations ot law In which tho offender Is a femnlo person." This Is truly a lively prospect for tho Chlncso husbandB and fathers! No wonder thoy require tholr women to havo crippled feet in order that tholr goings-on may bo easily supervised! No wonder thnt they teach their womon a precept of Confucius, that Sir John Bowrlng thus translated: "A man should never talk about what hoppons hln own homo within; but for a woman 'tis a eln to know it what takes placo without." This is enough to ludicato how particularly objection able Christian missions specially ad dressed to Chlncso women must seem to the truo believer In tho nntlonal reli gion, and how hopeless must bo the "warfnro" to which tho missionary so cieties send Christian womon at the peril of their lives. Mrs. Fenwlck-Mll-ler iu London Illustrated Nows. Ilolmlril or DUhonrnt. It Is common obsorvatlon that men mny have much ability nnd much knowlcdgo of certain kinds, with the faculty of ready expression which la w, useful to politicians and public men, without having the power of clear and logical reasoning. They may havo per versities ot Intellect nnd defects of moral souse, which mnko them less capable of reaching sound conclusions than tho "plain pcoplo," who need only to understand a subject to bo about right In their Judgment of It. Fanatics llko Bland, of Missouri, aro generally elncero, but Irrational. In brains that aro strong but not wholly sound delu sion takes a deeper hold than in thoso that nro weaker but more nearly nor mal. Aro theso able and experienced men, who formed the nucleus ot the Washington silver convention and were responsible for tho fiasco In which it resulted, still tloludod on tho subject ot free coinage and Its effects? The only alternative supposition Is that thoy are not honest, and nro seeking to dorlvo somo advantage for themselves from a policy that would surely bo disastrous to tho country. Depth of the Ka. Small boys often auk their paronts, "How deep Is tho sea?" Tho answer do ponds entirely upon tho sen. The fol lowing table, complied by oue who has investigated, may help ono to tho solu tion ot ono of the small boy's problems; Average depth in yards: Pacific, 4,252; Atlantic, 4,026; Indian, 3,058; Antarctic, 3,000; Arctic, 1,690; Mediterranean, 1,470; Irish, 240; English channel, 110; Adriatic, 45; Baltic, 43. t Op MANUFACTURE OF. MATCHES. rhimiitinrini Hu-lun to It" thv Only Mntcrll Amllntiln in the Trmlo. A commission appointed by tho French Government hnn been Investi gating tho manufacture of matches, with tho object of ascertaining If thero was not some substance whoso substi tution for phosphorus would lender that industry ono In which men and women could cngngo without becoming tho vic tims nf horrible nnd fatal forms ot poisoning. Tho commission hna Just mado Its report, and the conclusions reached by it aro of groat Interest. Thero is, tho commission says, nothing that can leplaco phosphorus as a quick and convenient means to stmt com bustion. Other chemicals would, In deed, bo safer for tho employes, but noun of them Is even approximately safo or useful from tho standpoint ot tho public. It Is ovldent, thcrcforr, that the use of phosphorus mit con tinue; hut, though thnt Is the enso, U by no menns follows that tho manufacture of matches must bo nt tho cunt of hun dreds of lives ovory year. By using proper precautions, tho comnilsaloncrft declare, In tho ventilation of fnctorlos, In tho structure' ot mnchincs nnd In tho personal hnbltB of the workpeople, prac tically nil tho danger cnn bo removed. In tho best regulnted establishment!! measures have already boch taken lhat put an end to the xtlsoaseH that a care less and unscientific uso of pliosphorui ptoduccH In thoso thnt handle It. Ado quato safeguards against ucciosln and blood poisoning mo Known and In uso by some inniiufnuliirefri. Other perslht In tho old ways, and their omployoB con tinue to die, also In the old wny. 'X atartllng feature of tho roport lit lta as sertion that the match factories owned and conducted by tho French Govern ment Itself ore precisely thoso In which tho conditions nro tho worst, whllo many prlvnto compnnleH havo already mado their premises models of arrange ment nnd method, as healthful to work In ns could bo desired. It has long been known thnt tho "ullumottoB do la regie" wcro the worst in the world, but pqr haps tho labors of this bold and out Bpokcn commission will result In im proving tho official matches aa well ns the places where thoy aro made. Cnrlmm I'urN of KWcnco. A new lead for deep sen sounding car ries a cartridge) which explodoa on touching tho bottom. A submerged microphone rccolvca the sound and tho depth Is estimated from tho tlmo occu pied by tho lend In sinking to tho bot tom. When leeches wcro kept In every chemist's shop nnd often in prlvato houscB their behavior was aubjoct to constnnt observation, and It was genor nlly noticed that In still weather, dry or wet, they remained ut tho bottom, but rose, often as much as twenty-four hours In advance, beforo a change, and in enso ot a thunderstorm roso very quickly to tho surface, descending when it was past. Spiders are met with In tho forests ef Java whose webs nro bo strong that It requires a knlfo to cut through them. A spider weighing four pounds, which has taken up his residence In a cathedral at Munich, regales herself with a largo supply of lamp oil. A Texas spider weaves a balloon four feet long and two feot wide, which she fastens to a troo by a single thread, then marches on board with her half dozen llttlo ones, cutB tho thread and away goes tho air ship to some far distant point on tho prairie. Wo have it on tho authority of the Brooklyn Eagle that smoke never coes issuo from n volcano. Nor does fire. The red tight seen abovo the. crater Is no flame. It Is tho glow of molten lava re flected on the under Bide of the clouds of dust. And the clouds ot dust aro never mixed with smoke. Thero nro burst, of steam sometimes, but rocks do not burn as wood does, und give off thn finely-divided carbon dust that we know ns smoke. The pictures of eruptions In thq geographies of our youth aro wrong, and bo are reports from Pres co,y, Ariz., that smoke is issuing from one of the peaks of the Hnrquo Hula range, thus Indicating "that an active volcano la developing." A very curious phenomenon has been much commented upon in the German press, says the Philadelphia Record. Prof. K. G. Fiedler, who has been in vestigating tho appearanco of so-cfll(pd fulgurites for many years, hns rocont ly received two specimens, which are tho largest bo hns over seen. Tholr origin is duo to lightning striking n bank of sand. This action of lightning is explained In tho following wny: Tho heat of tho electric dlschnrgo melts-tho quartz to n fluid mucs, which becomes solid after cooling off. The shape is very odd, branching and forking out, tapering toward tho ends. These ful gurltc.i are hollow tholr entire length, tho forked ends pointing downward where found. Thoy nro from seven to nine feat long, nnd thulr ends reached Into very wet Band, whore all traces ot tho lightning ceased. SomVthlua; Hr Xpftiloil. "Havo you got anything that's good for a man with a darn bad case ot chronic rheumatism?" Inquired tho sour-looking customer nt the country drug store. "Yes, sir," replied tho conscientious druggist, handing him a tract entitled: "O Sin Sick Soul, Repont and B Heuled." Jl'rtuchcr In tli Chutii flung. Rov. J. Murray has been sentenced to ' the chain gang in Murray county, Go., for violation of tho stato liquor law. The preacher eloped 'With a widow' not long since. Bicycles hnvo seriously affected the piano trade. When a glcl is asked which she prefers for u present, a piano or a bicycle, in most carta ah choores the bicycle, ?J emit i ll"i PMIPHIMIM , ,, MJiHV M V til , $ hi Ai 2 v5 ?Vr .r. Vtf'Ji j&?:$ v' i t: