THE RED CLOtJD CHIEF, FRIDAY, JULY 12, 1895.
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, Right Arm Paralyzed!
Saved from St. Vitus Dance.
"Our daughter, Blanche, now flf-
tccn yearn or age, had been tcfrlbly
afflicted with nervousness, and had
lost the entire use of her right arm.
We feared St. Vitus dance, and tried
the best physicians, with no benefit.
Sho has taken three bottles of Dr.
Miles' Nervine nnd has Rained 31
" pounds. Her nervousness and symp
toms of St. Vitus dance aro entirely
gone, she attends school regularly,
and has recovered complete use of
,hcr arm, her appetite Is splendid."
, MU3. tt. K, UULLOCK, Brighton, N. Y.
Dr. Miles' Nervine '
Cures.
Dr. Miles' Ncrvlnn In oM on a pooltlr.
guarantee that lliollrxtboitlo will benefit.
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Our real American bird Is the turkey,
and a lordly follow ho Ib when arrayed
In all his pride. Dut though ho has not
lacked advocates, he is not llk'oly to
take the place of the eagle In our na
tional devices. When It comes to merit
of the highest order the first of all birds
beyond comparison is the hen. It adds
to the wealth of the country every
year l eggs alone $135,000,000, or about
the combined value of our output of
Iron and wool. The hen In England Is
a great institution, and yet that coun
try Imported $22,000,000 worth of eggs
and poultry last year. Nobody ever
complains of an overproduction of eggs,
and they are n cash article. But no po
litical economist has ever thought the
hen worthy of his scientific considera
tion. The world could easily survlvo
( the loss of all political economists, but
' what a stir there would be It the hen
should be theatened with extermination!
Children Cry for
Pitcher's Cattorla.
A ft.Tolntton in Men', nreia.
"There's ono thing about tho bicycle
craze," Bald a tailor. "I believe It Is
going to revolutionize men's nttlre,
which has been so somber tor so many
years. Dress reformers have done
much for women, but men's clothing Is
practically tho samo year in and year
out. The leaders of fashion aro not as1
a rule robust, and the chaps who lead
cotillons have small legs. If the wheel
dovelops their calves, as It will, I bo
lleve the age of short clothes will re
turn, and knee-breeches for evening
dress may be seen again In drawing
rooms. Bloomers are popular, for a
shapely woman likes folks to know It.
Thin-legged men have a chance to
build up their calves in summer for the
winter's gaiety."
A Qood Man Clone.
He was about to die. A friend hold
his hand and to him the dying man
said:
"I've led a pretty tough life out hero
In the west and done some pretty mean
things, there Is one thing I have not
done, and for that I expect to have all
else forgiven."
'What's that7" said the friend.
"I've never written an account of the
Custer massacre." And then ho died.
Don't forget that I am propared to
cany passengers to all parts of the city.
Leave orders at the Hollund House.
Jjlotd Obauill.
Pitcher's Cattorla.
' Children Cry for
Btlek.j OIvm th. Boys Urn Opinion ef
th. riot of th. Story.
"Say, Mickey, wot's trilby?"
"Hully geet Trilby ain't a nawthln.'
Trilby's a dame. Why don't ycr read,
Jimmy?"
"Well, den, who's Trilby?"
"Oh, youse fellows mako me tired.
Yquse don't know nawthln. I read de
book up at de doctor's. Trilby was a
dame wot wux bro't up In de fourt'
ward In Paris, Her old man wuz a
preacher, but got tor hlttln de bottle
too lively an' her old lady slung gin
In a Joint Dey got stuck on each other
and hitched up, but de booze got do best
of dem and dey croaked In Paris and
left two kids. De girl was Trilby, but
do boy kid don't cut no Ice In do story.
Do girl was a dandy, nnd some painter
bloke got stuck on her shape and made
a model of her to drawer from. Den
dey nil got a-palntin her and makln'
chalk Images of her left foot er some
thin,' and so she met three English
guys who wuz In Paris learnln' palntln'.
There wuz a big bloke blgger'n Cor
bett, and n Scotch mug and a llttlo
dude. Of course, Trilby's old man
beln' English, she fell right In wld dls
push, nnd soon she wuz mendln' dclr
socks and right to home wld denu
"Blmcby de big bloko got spoojiy,
but youso kids can't understand that
part of It. Annyway, tho little dudo
wuz the winner. Dat's Just llko do
wlmmln; dey don't know when dey got
n good thing. If she'd malo a play fcr
tho big guy I think he'd a flow the
coop wld her and den do story wouldn't
ha' been rlttln. But tho kid was tho
winner, as I sed, but sho gov him de
marble henrt, becauso she know'd she'd
been sittln' round wld tho painters nnd
his folks mightn't like It. So den n
dago wnt wuz a great muslclaner got In
wld de gang, nnd of course ho got stuck
on Trilby, too. Ho wasn't no good ex
cept for plnyln' tho planer and wuz al
ways pullln' sonio one's leg nnd
wouldn't glvo nnnyono the glad hand
who was fool enough to cough up
well, nnnyway, when tho kid told her
he'd skip If eho didn't marry him sho
weakened and said all right.
"Den do kid's ma cum over from
London and put do blinkers on the
whole racket and made Trilby fire him,
sco? Den do dudo took sick and de
damo went on de bum for nwhlle, when
she met de dago and ho mesmerized
her, samo as do bloke did docs guys
up at do museum last week, and hully
geo! how she could sing when she wns
asleep no, I mean when sho was un
der his Influence. Well. In n few years
sho made a big hit all over Europe and
come to London, and wot d'yer think?
Do night she was to make her daboo
dat means her first appearanco, see?
didn't do dngo drop ded In de box,
scared t' death of the big fellow I wuz
tcllln' yer about wot wuz struck on
Trilby In Paris, who wuz In the theay
ter dat night. Gee, den dere wuz funl
Sho couldn't sing a little bit, because
de dago wuz'nt dere to mesmerize her,
and she got sick and de little dude got
sick; but anyway dey both croaked.
But youBo couldn't tumble to dat part
of the story. If youso could read and
understand dore's lots I couldn't tell
nbout dat would make yer leak even if
you wuz tuff. Tho big feller wuz a
corker, and de kid wuz a game one, too,
but yer can't phase wlmmln. My Maag
Is jest de same way. Hully gee!
BLACKSNAKE IN HIS POCKET.
Terrible Kiperlrnce of Charles Miller of
TarrjrJown. N. V.
Charles Miller of Tarrytown, a track
man on the Hudson River railroad, had
a thrilling experience with a blnck
snake Sunday and Is still suffering
from the shock he received. During
the noon hour Miller and n companion
sat down beside the railroad to eat
their dinner. When Miller had fin
ished his meal he fell asleep. He was
aroused by a commotion in his trou
sers pocket and was horrified to be
hold the tall of a snako as the nnlmal
disappeared into the cavity. Ho wore
loosely fitting trousers, tHo pocket of
which was torn. Instantly he felt the
cold serpent colling about his leg. He
screamed and attempted to free him
self from the snake by kicking vigor
ously, but the snake only clung tho
tighter and at Intervals squirmed and
wriggled about. Miller's companion
ran to his assistance and by gcntlo ma
nipulation succeeded In removing the
reptile, which proved to be a black
snake three feet and six Inches In
length. It was killed by the trackman.
Miller was bo terribly frightened ho
could not move for hours.
How Klectriclty KlUs.
The very Interesting and vnlunhio
experiments which Dr. A. M. Blelle, of
tho Ohio State university, has been
making with regard to the effects of
electric shocks upon animal organism
have reached a stage where a working
theory can bo predicated upon the re
sults obtained, says the Cleveland
Leader. This theory Is a complete de
parture from that most commonly ac
cepted. It has been supposed that the
cause of death In electrocution was the
breaking down of the tissues. But the
elaborate experiments which Prof.
Blello has made during the last month
or more leave no doubt In his mind
that death results from a very different
cause. He has found by experiment
ing with a large number of dogs that
on electric shock of sufficient Intensity
to cnuse death results In a contraction
of the arteries so that they rcfuso to
perform their functions. This throws
tho blood from the veins, upon the
heart, and virtually drowns the opera
tion of that organ.
aeorgln'. Vint Marrl.ce Llcente.
The flrut marrlago license Issued In
Georgia was recently found In an old
volume In the office of Col. Chandler
at Galnsville. It bears the date of Dec.
7. 1754, In tho 28th year of the relen nt
George II. It sanctioned tho marriage
oi i nomas aiw ana Elisabeth Mills.
It N.Tr bolt, th. Aaaalnitlon of tft
Man.
Stat.llneu In women proceeds from
sources different from statcllness In
men, says the Spectator. It Is much
more Independent, to begin with, of
outward gifts. Not to mention our own
Queen, who as people who are not cour
tiers affirm, can be stately to awful
ness, and Queen Isabella of Spain, who,
In spite of her history and her bulk,
Is regal to an unusual degree, It Is cer
tain that the statcllness of Maria
Theresa Impressed all who came In con
tact with her, and certain also that
no man as homely and unreserved a
sho was In speech and bearing would
have been credited with statellness. It
seems to be more allied In women than
In men with Independence of mind, or
a sense that the will Is Its own Justifi
cation an absence, that Is, of fear of
external Influence. The personality
suTices to Itself, and therefore, there Is
statellness. That Is, we think, the secret
reason why statellness In women annoys
most men and many of tho same sex.
They think they ought to be more In
fluential, and resent what they consider
to be aloofness. Unapproachableness,
which of course Is one of the condi
tions of statellness, Irritates men,
In women, being, In fact, a faint af
front to their amour propre, and wo
think many women feel that too. At
least, we notice that this form of praise,
whenever It Is given to womon, Is a
little cold, and that tho reverence a
stately women excites Is apt to bo a
little chilly. There Is no reason for
that In nature, tho first function of a
women bolng to attract, and reason,
too, In the confusion which most men
make In their thoughts when they are
thinking of women, that statcllness
must Indicate cither hauteur or unlclnd
llncss. Very often It Is not so nt all,
some of tho sweetest women being
stately, but tho mistake Is nearly al
ways made, and when a man, or, for
that matter, a woman, attributes to a
woman statellness, there Is seldom
completo cordiality In the eulogistic
word.
Well Off, but No Caah.
A traveling man was stranded at Cus
ter by tho non-arrival of n train, and
asked n rancher if he could drlvo him
to Whatcom. Tho rancher jumped at
the opportunity and delivered him at
the hotel In Whatcom. When Tie re
ceived $1.50 for the Job, he was hysteri
cal with delight, nnd said ho had not
seen a cent of cash before for six
weokB and for the previous six weeks
had only 35 cents. ThlB might serve
for a horrible case of destitution were
it not for the fact that tho rancher had
cows, chickens, wood and comfortable
buildings, and the family was In a
state of excellent health.
K.ep All Food Covered.
Every article of food should be kept
covered until It appears on the tabic.
Milk and butter should be kept In air
tight covered vessels. They take up
every odor flying In fho air, and are
positively harmful to tho stomach after
standing uncovered for an hour or two.
Not only odors, but the malculao that
All the air are attracted to milk and
butter.- Uncovered Jelly Is a menace
to family health, yet In two-thirds of
the pantries In the city will be found
half-used dishes of Jelly standing un
covered. The lloaa limine!.
"Dave" Martin, the "boss" of Phila
delphia, appears to be fairly prosper
ous. Recent real estate purchases made
by him aggregate in cost over $50,000,
exclusive of a fine country house for
which he paid $18,000 and left a mort
gage of $32,000 to bo lifted later on.
The "boss" business pays, and It Is be
lieved to pay better in Philadelphia
than anywhere else. Ex.
White and Green dlaaa.
For many years green glass has been
used for the root of the Kew Gardens,
London. A recent experiment with
white glass demonstrated that the
plants thrived much better with glass
of this tint, and the green is to be dis
carded. The Largeat 1'low.
The largest plow in the world Is
owned by Richard Gird of Chlno, Cal.
It Is 18 feet high and weighs 30,000
pounds. With a consumption of two
tonB of coal, It can plow 50 acres a
day.
Artinclal Sponge..
A German scientist has succeeded in
propagating sponges artificially. His
original outlay was $20, cost of main
tenance almost nothing, and a crop of
4,000 sponges as a result.
"How can you Hi-use your dog la
that fashion? I thought you were a
member of the Society for the Protec
tion of Animals!" "So I am, but I
haven't paid my subscription for the
last three months." Lustlge Blatter.
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IT IS A SUPERB T0N1G and
exertsa wonderful influence in
strengtEeniug her system by
driving through the proper chan
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strenrjth are Guaranteed to result
from its use.
My wife was bedridden for eighteen months,
alter using BKADFIF.MJ'S FEMALE ItEQU
LATOH tor two months. Is cretttDir well.
J. M. JOHNSON, Malrern, Ark.
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It is prepared with the utmoit care and skill from the choicest leaf grown J
possessing a flavor and substance that makes it dear to the heart of every
tobacco chewer. It is made by the oldest tobacco manufacturers in
America, and the largest in the world, and cannot be excelled. Try it.
You'll agree with the many thousand discriminating chewers who use it exclu
sively, and pronounce it much the best It'flft IiOrlll ard.7S.
4 Beverage for Wheelmen.
Next to being lost at sea thore is
nothing that brings on the pangs of
thirst quioker than bicyclo riding.
Tiio hot Bun and the constant inhala
tion ot dnst quiokly parehes the
throat and makes the biker long for
the next stop for refreshments. The
wiso rider avoids ico water, well know
ing its danger. Alcoholio beverages
aro likowiso tabooed becauso of their
heating propensities, and there is
little satisfaction in whiskey-washy
stuff sold under tho broad classifica
tion of "soft drinks." A weelknown
wheelman, in speaking of this, said:
"What to drink is no easy problem
to a man on a long, hot run. The
only drink I know really fit for a bi
cycle rider is Hires' Boothbeer, car
bonated. There are but few places
now at which it cannot be had, and I
tell you it braces one right up, sems
to go right down to the bottom of
your pedal workers It is cooling
and refreshing, quiokly lowering your
temperature and fully satisfying your
thirst. I tell you there's nothing like
it, and I've sworn off til other drinks
whilb on tho road." Hires' Booth
bear, carbonated, is made from the
famous Root hear cztraot by the same
formula, without adulteration of any
kind. BesidiB being delicious it
possesses many mcdieinal qualities,
making it as popular with wheelmen
and pedestrains as tho good home
made Hires' Itootbecr is witb the
folks at homo.
W. H. Nelson, who is in the drag busi
ness at KiugBvill., Mo., has so much eon
fldenoe in Chambertain's Colio, Cholera
and Diarrhwa Remedy that he warrants
eyery bottle and offers to refand the
money to any customer who is not satis
fied after using it. Mr. Nelson takes no
risk in doing this because the remedy is
a certain eare for the diseases for whieh
It is intended and he knows it. It is for
sale by Deyo & Grlee druggists.
Wlksn Baby was sick, we gTs her Castorla.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castor!,
When she became Miss, she clime to Castorla,
Wnea sho had Children, she gave them Castorla,
CITEAP EXCURSION RATES.
Via tho Burlington Route.
Hers are the Burlington Route's
best offerings in the way ef rcdnetd
rates. Do they interest you?
To Beston, Mass.. July 5 to 8; one
fare for the round trip, geod to return
until August Gth.
To Denver, Colorado Springs, Mau
itou and Pueblo, July 4 to 8, one fart
plus $2 for the reund trip, good to re
turn until September 1st.
The looal agent of the B. & M. R,
R., will gladly give yeu full informa
tion about the cost of tickets, retura
Units, train sorvioe, etc.
J. Francis,
G. P. & T. A., Omaha, Neb
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Children Cry for
Pitcher's Cattorla.
in
BEST LINE
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'TO
DENVER
AND
CALIFORNIA
G. F. Stapleton,
Blacksmith,
Hakes a specialty or Repairing
Buggies and Carriages.
Horse-shoenig and Plow Work prompt
ly attended to, and tkes
pains shoeing
Trotting and Running Horses,
And alt work expected of a first
class Smith.
Shop South ef the Laundry.
BUSINESS CARDS.
QASE & MoNITT,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Mooh Block, - RED CLOUD, NEB.
Collections promptly attended to, and
correspondence solicited.
QHAS. RAtfL
The O. K. Shop,
Red Cloud, - Nebraska.
I give my personal attention to my
patrons. First-class shaving and hair
cutting a specialty.
H
UTOHISON & fllATT,
Tonsorlal Artists,
4th Avbmuk, Red Cloud, NbbiiSba.
First-olsBS barbers and flrst-olaaa work
guaranteed Giy. me a call
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Every Man Who
Is Dissatisfied
with bis surroundings who wants 4
to better his condition in lift who
knowB that he can do so it given 1
half a chance, should write to J,
T Franols, Omaha, Neb., for a copy t
I of a little book recently issued by I
the Passenger Department ot the
Burlington Route.
It is entitled "A New Empire'
and contains 32 pages of informs-
; ; tion about Sheridan County and
! 1 the Big Horn Basis, Wyeming, a X
veritable
Land of Promise,
$ towards which the eyes ot thous- T
ends are now hopofully turned. t
rt 4mH..4mH4:
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"The Fair."
By 11. II. nnncrotl, "The Illwtorlan."
A work of Ono Thousand Imperial Folio
pages, twelve by sixteen inches,
printed on tho finest enamolod
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hibited in Machinery Hall. This
work contains
Twenty-five Parts
Forty Pages Each.
There will be over 2,500 8UPERB Pic
tures ot nil sizes up to a full page.
A chapter on
Fairs ot the Past
From the Crystal Palace of 1852 to the
Paris Exposition of 1889. The
Exposition was but for a raomont
while the book is for all time, and
Should be in
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Sold by subscription only, on .easy pay
ments of OH cents a day. For
further particulars apply to
O Jj COTTING,
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