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FROM OUR F.XCIIANGES.
IVnntllra of tatn.
Scribblir (gloomily) Literary famo
is n co nil torment
Spaa r low so?
Bcril'l)1 i A lcllow'a creditors keep
dunning i i jn-t l m ! hi nntornpb.
Now Ynik Weekly.
Orrnt Stilir.
firings Well, did thrtt doso 1 told
yon to tnko scatter your cold?
Brusgs It iliil hrnutifully. When 1
sawvou, the cold wus only in my throat,
nnd now i I scattered nil over mo.
Indianapolis Journal.
A I mint s II I lit.
He What would you do if I wcro to
givo yon n kiss?
She I'd call for niiminin tn come.
After a pnuxo) 8ho wont out shopping
awbilo ago and hasn't got back jot.
Toxas Sifting.
la the 8ams Boat.
"Aw, I say, Regi, what will wo do
for tobacco wheu wo die?"
"Ob, I guess wo will snioko togeth
er. "Louisville Truth.
Tho firo bnys of our neighbor town
f X i'd Cloud Neb., are no fjlad thoy can
' jj hardly "xpri'"H '. mtrt cnrrnspondmgly
grateful, for a little benefit gotitin up
by the Indies wbiob placed in tlic
treasury the niuu hum of $101.80.
They My it wus needed, too. Smitb
Co. Kan., Pioneer.
You are quito rigbt Bro. Nelson, ii
wns needed badly, and our Greiucn
could inako profitable uso of tbo pro-
iKVceed from 9-vernl mnrn suoh events.
Some liorr dly menu man siid lust
week ili. tbo snow fhkes reminded
him of tbo Burr 0k girl's kisirs;
an fully cobl, awfully t-oft, and an
awful lot of 1 bem Buir Oak Herald.
A fellow who wottbl dare make suuh
a raw crack about Hid Cloud girls
would bu tbo laughing dock of tlie
entire comuiunity. lied Cloud girls
never kisc. See?
Books! Books!
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Tho fellow who nhvnys kicks.
Jir
A NEW INVOICE.
You pays your
Money and
Takes your Choice
A folino"purr puss," that Is somot linos
heard over tho garden wall.
A
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A Kanpns printer in making up the
forms the otber day got a marriage
andgroceiV notiee mixed up so as to
read as follows. "John Smitb and
Ida Qua were united in tbo bonds of
holy sauerkraut, which will be sold by
the quart or barrel. Mr. Smith is an
esteemed codfish ut. ten cents while
tho bride has nico pigs feet to
display". And still some people will
say that prohibition prohibits.
Tho agricultural editor of tho Cump
bell Prcsa aaja: "Wo have a corn
planter rind check rower, a cultivator
and a harrow, a plow and a horse, who
wants a bargain?" Why don't you try
Gcorgn Wamui of tin Hed ('loud
Argus? If bo goes to farming in the
spring be will need tbo identical
articles enumerated above. If you
have a wheel-barrow a four tined fork
and a pair of plow shoes ho trill need
them too. II George will insist on
turning farnnr, wo consider it our
to see that ho roximmccs rigbt duty.
Guide ltock Signal.
Tho Looomotivo stands up to re
mark that wo cannot sou there is any
i justieo in the actions of supervisors
of Webster county in tbo way they
adjusted tho cost in the case of thcsiate
of Nebraska vs. Ogilbeo, inasniuob as
they refused to allow tbo claims for
the defense, and nlso refused to allow
constable 1$. J. Hrockman his fees
for services rendered, but allowed ihc
fees for all witnesses on the prosecu-
tton side of tbo c.ise. We are not
posted as to the law in this matter,
J) ut it looks to us ai being very unjust
'and then as theio was something ovei
ninety dollars allowed fur CDsts in the
cas9, in tho name of justice what has
become of the Salanoi of the money?
Lawrence locomotive.
y Tboro is hardly a marritu" man
(except cditorc) who does not carry in
his pocket the picture of an attractive
young wiuinn not his wife. We vi
olate no confidence that tho name is
Miss Anna Williams f Philadelphia,
nnd her nieiurn ornaments tbo silver
dollar that all of us adnrs Ks.
Miss Cora K.ley of Hod Cloud, one
of tho Franklin academy graduates,
was married last woek to James Kidd
of Sedalia Mo. Franklin Sentinel.
Mrs. Jack Cook and tho children
arc visiting in lied Cloud, and Jack
is "longing for some one to love him."
p Republican City Democrat.
Considerable comment arose in tho
senate yesterday over tho report that
Senator McKeoby's deBk was broken
into during the vacation and an im
portant bill extracted. The Senator
will not talk on tho subject, but
through an unexpected source it was
lpnrnod tnat the Missioc bill is ono
to make newspapers common carriers
of news. Luokily a copy of tho
measure Is in existence, nnd there is
nothing to provont sts iutroduotion
und passage, notwithstanding tho
secret and desperate opposition of
nertain metropolitan editors. Some
sicnifioanoo is attaohed to tho faot
that it wbb propared by an Omaha
nltnrnnv. HUDDOSed tO be nOIIO OlbOT
than John Yeisor. Soato Journal.
Electric BHtcr.
This remedy is beooraingHOwell known
nnd so popalar is to need no special men.
tlon. All who have used Eleotric Hmera
alng the same song of praise. A. purer
medicine docs not exist and it is guaran
teed to do all that is claimed. Kleotrlo
Hitters will cure all diseases of the liver
and kidneys, will remove impure blood.
Will driye Malaria from the system nnd
prevent as well as care all Malarial fevers
For onre of Headaohe, Constipation and
Indigestion try Eleotrlo Hitters Kntlre
satisfaction guaranteed or money refun
ded. Prloe BOo. and $1.00 per bottle at
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Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder
Wortd'i Pair Hif bet Awarsl.
awt j j
Tho "tut contributor" telling just how
it ought to bo operated.
Tho historic individual whose appetite
can not bo satisfied until he is elected to
office.
This fellow once dreamed of a Red
Cloud sugur factory.
Tho follow that makes bay while the
sun shines,
Starting out for "Buzzard's Bay."
The mills ot the gods grind slowly but
they grind exceedingly ilne. This may
be applied to tho wheels in eomo of our
statesmen's heads.
A Dos Moines woman wtio has been
tronbled with frequent colds, eonoladed
to try an old rotnedy in a new way, and
accordingly took n teaspoosnfal, four
times the usual dose, of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy just before going to bed.
The next morning she found that her
cold had almost entirely disappeared.
During the day she took a few doses of
the remedy, ono teaspoonful at a time,
and at night again took a toaspooful be
fore going to bed and on the following
morning awoke free from all symptoms
of the eold. Sines then she has, on sev
eral ocoasions, used this remedy in like
manner, with the same good results, and
is much elaUd oyer her discovery of so
qulok n wiy of curing n cold, tor sale
by Deyo &, Grice.
Children Cry for
Pitcher's Cattoria.
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Right Arm Paralyzedl
Saved from St. Vitus Dance.
"Our daughter, Blanche, now fif
teen years of age, had been terribly
a filleted with nervousness, and had
lost tho entire use of her right arm.
Wo fcarod St. Vitus dance, and tried
tho best physicians, with no benefit.
She has taken tbrco bottles of Dr.
Miles' Nervine and has gained 31
pounds. Her nervousness and symp
toms of St. Vitus danco arc entirely
gone, she attends school regularly,
and has recovered complcto uso of
her arm, her appetite is splendid."
MUS. R. It. BOLLOCK, Ilrlgbton, N. Y.
Dr. Miles' Nervine1
Cures.
Dr. Miles' Nervine Is sold on a positive
uaranlco that tbo flrst botito will ucncUt.
All
idruBghlsscllltattl.O bottles forSJ. or
it win ne sent, prepaid, on receipt oi price
by tho Dr. Mllcn Medical Co.. Elkhart, Ind
Vmi Dr. Miles' Nervk Plaster) for SPINAL
weakness. All aruggiata sen 'em tor zsc.
Ui.UC.9l' AND ORIGINAL.
Dr.WHITTIER
10 WEST NINTH STREET,
(NEAR JUNCTION.)
KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.
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MEDICINES from our own laboratory fur
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TREATMENT never sent C. O. D.
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