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About The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923 | View Entire Issue (April 20, 1894)
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RK1 CLOUD, NEBRASKA, TRIDAY. APRIL 20, 1SJM.
i. -i J. iujLmwmuLtiianjjiMs.vrtirrzsic:
IS AS SAFE AND HARMLESS A3
ja. Plax Sooci oixltloe.
It io Qppllod right to tho parto. It curca nil dlsoasoa of womon. Any
lady can uso it horsolf. Sold by ALL DRUGGISTS. Mallod to any
address on rccoipt of 01.
Dr. J. A. McGlll & Co., 3 and 4 Panorama Placo, Chicago, HL
JPov Hide by C Jj Cot fitly.
J. L. MlKKK,
AV. A. Sherwood,
Peoples Bank of Bed , Chud,
Red Cloud, Nkhraska,
Transact a General Banking Business,
Special attention given to Collections.
Banking Office in Miner Hros Store.
Igd Cloiid Stgaui Landry,
-P. A. HANSEN. Proprlotor,
l'lrsl cIhor work gunrcntccd in every particular.
N. E. ROBINSON,
PAINTER & PAPER HANGER
First cluis work a specially. Prices rcunnhlo.
Ofllce llntt door south ol Chief with W. F. Hull
Ice Iiltn licrore giving your order iin It will lie to yeur Interest
Jno. B. Wright,
hi Secoild-tfand Goods
Moon ItlocJ:, lletl Cloud,
PLATT & FREES CO.
Chicago Lumber Yard
TIED CLOUD, NEB.
Lumber, Lime, Coal and Cement.
TRADERS LUMBER CO.,
MJMBEM AHB5 COAIi
Building Material, Etc.
RED CLOUD, NEBRASKA.
Jos. C. J-lolconQD
PROPRIETOR OF THE
Holland House Livery Stable,
Has the best riga in tho city and tho most reasonable prides.
Your orders solicited mid fair treatment guaranteed.
North or the Holland House.
SMITH & CO.,
f DBAT M
Orders promptly flllod.
"Sour patronago oolioitod
.r. C. WARNJEIi,
Real - Estate - nd - Emigration - Agent.
Ki:d Cloud, Wi:iisti:k County, Nkduaska.
Wo havo eorno of tho cheapest and best lnnds in tho stnto for ealo.
collooctiouB and pay taxes for non-residents.
Ollleo Corner Wcbslor St. and Ith Avenue.
TWO -CENT STAMPS
we will send you
a Brilliant Gem
of unusual color,
and a cony of
"Tie Great Divide," so you can sec
what a wonderful journal it is, pro
vided you name the paper you saw this
in. It's a real Jewel we'll send you. ,
THI CRIAT DIVIDB, Denver, Cola
CAN I OIITAJN A PATENT For a
prompt answer and on honost opinion, wrlto to
III II N N As CO.. who havo bail nearly Hf It years'
exiicrlinco In tho patent liualneja. Communica
tions atrlctlrrnntlitcminl. A llunnuoolcof in.
formation cnncernlini I'mmm ana uow to on.
tain tliom sent free. Alto u cntaloguo 0( median
leal uml sclcntlllo nooWa rout fruo. .
1'aiunta taken tlirnueli f.luun ft Co, rccclvo
fpuclal notlcolntbo fclentllto Atnrrlcnii, und
thai aro broils lit widely betorotho public wit li.
out coat to the iriTcntor.
'1 lits aweuilld paper,
ir aclentiao work in tuu
t-3tiiilft coined ecnt frco.
llulldlng Ktlltlon. monthly, fiM a year. Hlnsla
(BBiiMt weekly, elPnantly Illustrated, baa by far the
lament rircuutlnu or any icientiao worn
inn. b,i a year, rainiun um
llulldlng Kditlon. tnonthlr, tlA
ulni. '.1 coma. ICvery nuiubei
ilfiil ittnlAjt. In rnlnra. anil nhotouran
houaoa, witb plana. onabiliiK uullilera to abow Lbs
kverv number contnlna beau
luoinKrapua or iiuw
MVtiH A CO, WW YoiiCi UU1 lflOADV'
The C'lii'tMiiclcs tjffrirover.
Trotn a UHtetn oxeti.uiKO.
CllAlTKU I Now it cntno to pas
in the hit tiny tlut followers of Grov
er the grout, Furnoincd tho polditc,
tho sninu that begat Ruth, Esther and
the p.inio nnd tho Hawaiian trouble,
were v'x d with vexation exceeding,
inasiiiuch ni llipy Pstcth nrt to the lo
cality where they nbidcth nt.
Tor behold in he beginning I hoy
girdod iiji their loins and went before
the people crying with loud voices,
verily, we s.iy unto men that wo arc
Oroveritcs from exceeding far back
and woe unto o who forget.
And verily, we hold in exceeding
irent detestation that which tho chil
then of men call tantT, for it is not a
thing fashioned for our enemies, tho
sniuc thing has heked ths everlasting
stuffing out of us from generation to
Yea, verily, this same littlo pro
tcotivo tariffjit buildclh furnaces in
tho vallcjs and smokestacks on tho
mountains, it tumcth tho wheels of
progress, and oauecth tho desert to
bloasom like unto a green bay tree.
Wherefore do wo of tho tribo of
(.! rover tho great, dispiso tho snnio as
a cuho and abomination in tho sight
And behold, in tho great and ter
rible day of tho ballot, when tho army
of voters bo gathered together, shall
wo arise in our might and smite our
enemies into mineo meat.
Tea, we shall lay them out cold on
a plutlorm of frco trade, and cover
them over with the planks of tariff re
form. And our enemies shall bo scattered
like unto tho leaves of tho forest, for
G rover shall rend them into fragments
like unto a potter's vessel, tho which
has bcn smitten by tho flippes of
youth, and then shall tho end come.
For in that day shall our banner bo
planted on the outer wall oi tho groat
citadel of the nation, and wo shallow
down unto G rover our deliverer.
And he shall reign for four years,
and shall shower good times and fat
offices and special messages and frco
raw material upon us in rioh abun
And the black smoke of industry
shall no longer obscuro tho noonday
sun, und tho farmer shall wear pants
woven iu foreign parts, and socks from
tho isles of tho sea.
And it was even so. And after ths
space of time, G rover, who was
mighty fibhor, girded up hid lines and
his chatties and his cabinet and went
up and pitched his tent over against
tho capitol which is in tho land of
Columbia, and tho band played, behold
the cat hath come back.
CiiAi'TEii II Now when Grover
was crowned king of tho nation, it
came to pass that ho was puffed up in
tho prido of his heart and his other
viscera, inasmuch as his ruimont be
came several cubits too small to con
tain his joblots.
And ho bhook himself by tho band
which is after tho mannor of his tribe,
and i-pal.o unto himself saying:
"Iin, ha! Behold I am monarch
of all I can get Four moro years of
Grover; four moro years of clover.
'Hut now I havo you on tho bip,
and jo aro confronted with a condition
not a theory, for behold I will ruls or
Yea, rcrily to commence with I
will brandish my great silver sword,
and all who believe on mo and do my
will shall bo saved, and all who don't
shall be broke.
And I will carT mj soothsayers to
gether and thoy shall tinker at tho
tat iff, and when thoy havo fiinished
their tinkering, McKiuley, tho father
of tho fnotory, will not rcoognizo the
And it shall oomo to pass that all
jo who barken unto tho sound of my
voioo shall huvo sewing maohines
from Glasgow at cost and 10 off, and
corrugated rubber caskets from the
ends of tho earth."
CiiAi'TEii III, And after a space
of time it caino to pass that when the
shopherds took tho firstlings of their
flocks and sheared them, and went up
to tho city to exohango their ileeccB
for pieces of silver, und tho wiso men
of tho city said unto (hem:
Not this season 1 Somo other season.
Yea, Grover is great He is all wool
and a yard wide, but tho slump in
wool is several cubits wider.
And tho shepherds marveled exceed
ing and somo of them, jca even thoy
which had barkened unto the voice of
Grover, smote thoir breasts and went
up and down with bent heads oryiug
to ono anothor, "Bobold if thou will
kick mo I will do oven bo unto thee."
And whon'tho diggers of tho earlh
wont up with thoir silver and lead and
precious 8'onst and paid to tho money
changers, "Give us food that wc may
cat and clothing that wo can dress
up," tho money changers laughed lit
tlo cold, hnrd laughs and sing songs
of great si crilogo, saying:
Grover, Grover, four moro years of
Grover. wc would buy jour load but
times arc dead, till four more years
aro over, and other psalms.
And when thoy heard the ptalmists
many hired kickers and others toro
thoir hair, and all tho inhabitants of
tho nation said damn.
And it cauio to pass that tho storm
came ond tho panio decended, and the
ohildron of darkness lifted up thoir
hands and rung them in great lamen
Wherefore art thou Grover our de
liverer, and wherefore nro tho good
times at? And u mighty voioo came
back from ths wilderness, saying;
"Tho president is fishing and must
not bo disturbed."
CiiAi'TEii IV. And it caun to pass
that tho children of tho desert, yea
even the remnant of tho tribo of Gro
ver, buckleth on their armor and cut
tcth wide swath.
And thoy lifted up their voices cry
ing, "Behold a mighty tribo aro wc, n
mighty man is Grover, yea a mighty
profit, and has premised us mighty
good times if wo but remain faithful
and uncomplaining nnd obedient and
busted to tho ond.
And behold we aro children and it
bchooveth us to obey our great father,
for it is not writ that obedience is bet
ter than sacrifice and to hearken than
tho fat of rams?
Wherefore will we leave unto Gro
ver and his great notions through
thick and thin, through weal and woe,
through poverty and distress and finan
cial ruin cvou unto death, for ever and
And the next Novomber it snowed
From tho book of Grover,
100 Reward, 100.
The readers of this paper will bo plena-
to learn that there is at least ono dread
ed disease thnt scienco has boon able to
onre in all Its stages nnd that is Catarrh.
Hall's Catarrh Cnro is tho only positivo
are now known to tho medical fraternity
Catarrh being a eonstlutional disease, ro
qntrea a constitutional treatment. H nil's
Cntnrrh Cure is taken internally, noting
directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thorcby destroy
ing the fonndation of the disease, nnd
giving the patient strength by bnildicg
ap tho constitution and assisting nntnro
in doing its work. The proprietors have
se mneh faith in its curative powers, that
they offer Oae Hundred Dollars for nny
case thnt it fniis to care. Send for lint
of Testimonials. Addrese, F. J. CHENEY
& CO., Toledo, 0.
C3rSold by Drogglst, 7io.
If no drunkard can go to hoavon, what
is to becomo of tho drunkurd maker?
Lndios For diseases of womon. Dr.
Sawyer's I'oBtilles will reach tho dililonlty
radically, positively and effeolnally. It is
mild, but effectual. Bold by Doyo &
As much hnto can sometimes bo put
into a word as can bo tired out of a musket.
Castoria is Dr. Sutnucl Pitcher!) prescription for Infants
nnd Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance. It is n harmless luthstituto
for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, nml Castor Oil.
It is Pleasant. Its truiirnntco is thirty years' uso by
Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys "Wpnus and allays
ftivcrlshucss. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd,
cures Diarrhoea nnd Wiiid Colic. Castoria relieves
teething troubles, cures constipation nnd flatulency
Castoria nssimilatcs tho food, regulates tho stomach
nnd bowels, giving healthy anil natural sleep. Cas
toria is tho Children's Panacea tho Mother's Friend.
"Castoria Is mi excellent mnllclno for chil
dren. Mothers liivo rcc.itcilly told mo of Its
good effect Uhhi their children."
l)u. 0. C. Osaoon,
" Castoria Is the liest remedy for children of
hlch 1 am nriualtitcil. 1 liojii! tho d ty li not
f nr dhtnnt w hen mothers w itl consider t ho re tl
Intend of their children, nnd uto CaMorl.t I ti
Bfend of tho tariimniuarkniiHtruiiis which on
dentro) Inj; their lo cd ones, hy forcing olutn,
morphine, soothing syrup nnd other hurtful
cents domi their tlinutu, thereby ser iliuc
them to iiremaluro rjrntca."
l)u. J. T. KiNcnrxoE,
" Castoria Is no well adapted to children that'
1 recommend It oasuporlorlo any prescription
known to inc."
It. A. Ancnitt, M. D.,
Ill Bo. Oxford St , Urooklyn, N. Y.
" Our physicians In tho children's depart
ment liavo upokcti highly of thoir experi
ence In their otitsldo practlco with Caatoria,
ni.d although wo only haro among our
medical supplies wltat In known as regular
products, yet wo aro frco to confess that the
mcrlla of Castoria lias won us to look with
United Hoarmt, and Dibtinsart,
Allen C. Rnmi. JVei .
Tho Contanr Compnny, TI Murray Street, New York City.
Lndics Tho dragglst named below will
give yon n freo snmplo package of Dr.
Hnwyer's Pastilles, which enre diseases
peculiar to women, bold by Ueyo A.
Don't fool with sin. Whoevor pluys
with knives will eoonor or later got cut.
Money, tkill and experience cannot im
prove Dr. Sawyer's Pastilles for diseases
peculiar to women. Send to your drug
gist for free sample. Sold by Deyo &
Address THE CHIEF,
Red Cloud, Neb.
The Fair -Store.
fl COZfID, JPfop.
BVery Conceivable .Article 01 tjatjd.
Special rates on Quecnswair, Glassware, Etc. All kinds ef
product) tiilicii iu exchange for goods and highos prices paid,
WK I G HT
Is the right man when you want
An endless variety of stoves.
Wire and Everything in the line,
A lie hua u dugger in its hand, no mat
ter how well moaning it may look,
Electric flitters, q
This remedy is becoming bo well known
and so popular as to need no speeial men
tion. All who have ased Elootrio Ditters
sing the same song of praise. A purer
medioine does not exist and it is guaran
teed to do nil that is claimed. Eleotrio
Bitters will enre all disonses o( the Liver
nnd Kldnoys, will romovo pimples, boils,
salt rhoani nnd otlier'nffoclious caused by
impnto blood. Will drive Malaria from
the system nnd prevent as well ns ouro all
Malarial fevers, For ouro of hendacho,
ootistlpntlon nnd iudlgestion try Eleotrio
Bitters Entire satisfaction gunrnnteod
or money refunded. l'rioe CO cts, nud
$1.00 per bottle nt C. h. Cutting' Drug,
Somo men are bound in tho tlovll's
ropes becauao they didn't try to brouk
Give the boys,
A ohanoh to be strong nnd honlthy, foi-d
them with good plain food nnd keep their
blood in good order with Huller's Harsn
parilla nud burdock and who knows but
they will bo president or alderman, For
sale by Deyo & Orlev,
o Served Exclusively to the 0
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the World's Fair Grounds.
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Leading nne coffee of the World.
For sale only by Sherwood & Albright.
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