mil -. - -. ""H ssaEi3Bk3 SSSE!SIaE9e5se3Ess '. gf.1itCy$f&& 4r : -r la U2E-2Sw-.S.T- "N r t CHURCH MUSIC. Dr. Talmagre Discourses on Chris tian Melody. God' Music Found 1b Everything A De fense or Sacred Song The Tower of rigorous Hymn A Picture or the Grand Chora of He&vcn. On the occasion of the dedication of the "big1 organ in his tabernacle at Brooklyn Rev. T. DeWitt Talmage preached an appropriate sermon, taking1 his text from Genesis iv. 21: "His brother's name was JnbaL He was the father of all such as handle the harp undorg-an." Dr. Talmage said: Lamech had two boys, the one a herdsman and the other a musician. .Tubal, the younger son, was the first orran builder. He started the sound that rolled from the wonderous instru ment which has had so much to do with the worship of the ages. But what improvements have been made under the hands of organ builders of our day. I do not wonder that when the first full organ that we read of was given in 757 by an emperor of the cast to a king of France, sounded forth its full grandeur a woman fell into a delirium from which her reason was never restored. The majesty of a great organ skillfully played is almost too much for human, endurance, but hovr much the instru ment has done in the reformation of divine service it will talte all time and eternity to celebrate. There has been much discussion as to where music was born. I think that at the beginning, when the morning btars sang together, and all the suns of God shouted for joy, that the earth heard the echo. The cloud on which the angels stood to celebrate the crea tion was the birthplace of song. In animate nature is full of God's htringed and wind instruments. Silence itself perfect silence is only h. musical rest in God's great anthem of worship. "Wind among the leaves, in hectb humming in the summer air, the rush of billow upon beach, the ocean far outsounding its everlasting psalm, the bobolink on the edge of the forest, the quail whistling up from the grass, are music On sltluckwell's island I hoard, corning from the window of the lunatic asylum, a very sweet song. It as sung by one who had lost her reason, and I have come to believe that the deranged and disordered elements of nuture would make music to our car if we only had acuteness enough to listen. The day of judgment, which will be a day of uproar and tumult. I suppose will bring no dissonance to the ears of th ise who can calmly listen; although it be as when some great performer is executing a boisterous piece of music, he sometimes breaks down the instru ment on which he plays so it may lie on that last day that the grand march of God, played by the fingers of thun der, and earthquake, and conflagration, inuj- break down the world upon which the music is executed. Not only is in animate nature full of music, but God hns wonderfully organized tho human voice, so that in the plainest throat and lungs there are fourteen direct muscles which can make over sixteen thousand different sounds, and there are thirty indirect muscles which can make, it has been estimated, more than 17:5,000, 600 sounds. Now, I say, when God has so con structed the human voice, and wnen He has filled the whole earth with har mony, and when He recognized in it the ancient temple, I have a right to come to the conclusion that God loved music. 1 propose, this morning, in set ting apart this organ for sacred use, to bpeak about, sacred music; first show ing you its importance, and then stat ing some of the obstacles to its ad vancement. 1 draw the first argument for the im portance of sacred music from the fact that God commanded it. Through I'aul He tells us to admonish one another in psalms, and hymns and spiritual songs; and through David He cries, out: "Sing ye to God. all ye kingdoms of the earth." And there ure hundreds of other pas sages 1 might name, proving that it it. as much a man's duty to sing as it is his duty to pray. Indeed, I think there are more commands in the ltible to sing than than there are to pray. God not only asks for the human voice but for instruments of music. He asks for the cymbal, and the harp, and the trumpet, us well as for the organ. I draw another argument for tho im portance of this exercise, from the im pressivencss of the exercise. You know .something of what secular music has achieved. You know it has made its impression on governments, upon laws, upon literature, upon whole genera tions. One inspiriting national air is worth 30,000 men as a standing army. There comes a time in the tiattle w hen one bugle is worth a thousand muskets. 1 have to tell you that no nation or church can afford to severely economize in music. Many of yon are illustrations of what sacred song can do. Through it you were brought into the kingdom if Jesus Christ There was a Scotch soldier dying in New Orleans, and a Scotch minister came in to give him the consolations of the gospel. The man turned over on his pillow, and said: "Don't talk to me aVuit religion." Then the Scotch min ister liegnu to sing a familiar hymn of Scotland that was composed by David Dickinson, leginuing with the words: O, niiitliiT. dear JiTUHalrm. Whrn -nail I come to thro' He sang it to the tune of "Dundee." and every hotly in Scotland knows that and as he lgan to sing the dying sol dier turned over on his pillow and said to the minister: "Where did you learn that?" "Why," replied the minister, "my mother taught me that" "So did mine." said the dving Scotch soldier, and the very foundation of his heart was upturned and then and there he yielded himself to Christ O. it has an irre.sitible power. Luther's sermons have been forgotten, but his "Judg ment Hymn" sings on through the ages and will keep on singing until the blast of the archangel's trumpet shall bring about that very day which the hymu celebrates. In addition to the inspiring rausi; of our own day. we have a glorious in hentance of church psalmody which lias come dow n freighted w ith the de votions of other generations tunes no more worn out than they were when our grandfathers climbed up on them irora the church pew to glory. Dear old souls how thev used to sing! When they were cheerful our grandfathers and grandmothers used to sing" "Col cbnster." When they were very niedi ve, then the board meeting house , with "South Street" and "St Ed .ond's." Were they struck through with great tenderness, iiiey sang "Woodstock." Were they wrapped in visions of the glory of the church, they sang "Zion." Were they overborne w ith the love and glory of Christ, they sang "Ariel." -And in those days there were certain tunes married to certain hymns and they have lived in peace a great while, these two old people, and we have no right to divorce them. "What God hath joined together let no man put asunder." I have also noticed the power of sa cred song to soothe perturbation. You mav have come in here this morning with a grat many worriments and anxieties yet, perhaps in the singing of the first hymn you lost all the worri ments and anxieties. You hare read in the Bible of Saul and how he was sad and angry, and how the boy David came in and played the evil spirit out of him. A Spanish king was melan choly. The windows were all closed. He sat in the darkness. Nothing could bring him forth until Faraneli came and discoursed music for three or four days to him. On the fourth day he looked up, and wept, and rejoiced, and the windows were thrown open, and that which all the splendors of tho court could not do, the power of song accomplished. If you have anxietica and worrying, try this heavenly charm upon them. Do not sit down on the bank of tho hymn, but plunge in that the devil of care may be brought out of you. It also arouses to action. A singing church is always a triumphant church! If a congregation is silent during the exercise, or partially silent, it is the si lence of death. If, when the hymn is given out, you hear the faint hum of here and there a father and mother in Israel, while the vast majority are si lent, that minister of Christ who is presiding needs to have a very strong constitution if he does not get the chills. He needs not only the grace of God, but nerves like whalebone. It is amazing how some people, who have voice enough to discharge all their duties in the world, when they come into the house of God have no voice to discharge this duty. I really believe that if tho church of Christ could rise up and sing that where we have a hun dred souls brought into the kingdom of Christ there would be a thousand. But I must now speak of some of the obstacles in the way of the advance ment of this sacred music;, and the first is that it has been impressed into the service of superstition. I am far from believing that music ought always to be positively religious Refined art has opened places where music has been secularized, and lawfully so. The drawing room, the musical club, the orchestra, the concert by the gratifica tion of pure taste, and the production of harmless amusement and the im provement of talent have become great forces in the advancement of our civilization. Music has as much right to laugh in Surrey gardens as it has to pray in St I'uul'.s. In the kingdom of nature, we have the glad fifing of the wind as well as the long meter psalm of the thunder. False religions have depended more upon the hymning of their congrega tions than upon the pulpit proclama tion of their dogmas. Tartini, the musical composer, dreamed one night that Satan snatched from his hand an instrument aud plaved upon it some thing very sweet a dream that has often been fulfilled in our day, the voice and the instrument that ought to have been devoted to Christ captured from the church and applied to pur poses of superstition. Another obstacle has been an in ordinate fear of criticism. The vast majority of people, singing in church, never want anybody else to hear them sing. Everybody is waiting for every body else to do his duty. If we all sang, then the inaccuracies that are evident when only a few sing would not be Iteard at all; they would Ik drowned out God only asks you to do as well as you can, and then, if you get the wrong pitch, or keep wrong time. He will forgive any deficiency of the ear and imperfection of the voice. Angels will not laugh if you should lose 3'our place in the musical scale or come in at the close a bar behind. There are three schools of singing, I am told the German school, the Italian school, and the French school of sing ing. Now, 1 would like to add a fourth school, and that is the school of Christ The voice of a contrite, broken heart although it may not be able to stand human criticism, makes better music to God's ear than the most artistic per formance when the heart is wanting. 1 know it is easier to preach on this than it is to practice; but I sing for two reasons first lecause I like it and next lecause I waut to encourage those who do not know how. 1 have but very little faculty in that direction, yet I am resolved to sing. God has com manded it and 1 dare not be silent He calls on the leasts on the cattle, on the dragons to praise Him, and wo ought not to be behind the cattle and the dragons. Another obstacle that has leen in the way of the advancement of this holy art has been the fact that there has been so much angry discussion on the subject of music. There are those who would have this exercise conduct ed by musical instruments In the same church there are those who do not like musical instruments and so it is organ anil no organ, and there is a fight In another church it is a ques tion whether the music shall lie con ducted l3' a precentor or by a drilled choir. Some want a drilled choir and some want a precentor, and there is a fight Then there are thoe who would like in the church to have the organ played in a dull, lifeless droning way, while there are others who would have it wreathed in fan tastics branching out in jets and spangles of sound, rolling and tossing in marvelous convolutions as when in pyrotechnic display after you think a piece is exhausted it breaks out in wheels rockets, blue lights and serpentine demonstrations Some w ould have the organ played in almost inaudible sweetness and others would have it full of staccato passages that make the audience jump, with great eyes and hair on end, as though by a vision of the witch of Endor. And he who tries to please all will fail in everything. Nevertheless you are to admit the fact that this contest which is going on. not in hundreds but in thousands of thechurchesof the United States to-day is a mighty hindrance to the advancement of this art In this way scores and scores of churches are entirely crippled as to all influence, and the music is a damage rather than a praise. Another obstacle in the advancement of this art has been the erroneous no tion that this part of the service could be conducted by delegation. Churches have said: "O what an easy time we shall have. This minister will do the preaching, the choir will do the singing and we will have nothing to da" And vou know as well as I that there is a great multitude of churches all through this land where the people are not ex pected to sing; the whole work is done by delegations of four, or six, or ten persons and the audience is silent In such a church in Syracuse an old elder rersisted in singing, tod so the choir appointed a committee to go and ask the "squire if he would not stop. Yon know that in a great multitude of churches the choir is expected to all the singing, and the great mass of the people are expected to be silent and if you utter your voice you are interfere ing. There they stand, the four, with opera glass dangling at their side, sing ing "Rock of Ages Cleft For Me," with the same spirit that the night before, on the stage, they took their part in the 'Grand Duchess" or "Don Giovan ni." My Christian friends have we a right to delegate to others the discharge of this duty which God demands of us? Suppose that four wood thrushes should propose to do all the singing some bright day when the woods are ringing with bird voices It is decided that four wood thrushes shall do all the singing of the forest Let all other Toices keep tilent How beautifully the four warble. It is really fine music. But how long will yon keep the forest still? Why. Christ would come into the forest and look up as He looked through the olives, bad He would wave His hand and say: "Let ererythlng that hath breath praise the Lord;" and, keeping time with the stroke of innumerable wings, there would be five thousand bird voices leap ing into harmony. Four spirits now do all the tinging. But how long would Heaven be quiet? How long? "Hallelujahl" would cry some glorified Methodist from under the altar. "Praise the Lord," would sing the martyrs from among the thrones "Thanks be unto God, who giveth ns the victory!" a great multi tude of redeemed spirits would cry. Myriads of voices coming into the har mony and the one hundred and forty and four thousand breaking forth into one acclamation. Stop that load sing ing! Stop! O no, they can not hear me. You might as well try to drown the thunder of the sky, or beat back the roar of the sea, lor every soul in Heaven has resolved to do its own sing ing. Alas! that we should have tried on earth that which they can not do in Heaven, and, instead of joining all our voices in the praise of the most high God, delegating perhaps to uncon.se crated men and women this most solemn and most delightful service. Now, in this church, we have resolved upon the plan of conducting the musio by organ and cornet We do it for two reasons One is that by throwing tho whole responsibility upon the mass of the people, making the great multltudo the choir, we might rouse more hearti ness. The congregation coming on tho Sabbath day feel that they cannot delegate this part of the great service to anyone else, and so they themselves assume it We have had a glorious con gregational singing here. I'eoplc have come many miles to hear it. They are not sure about the preaching, but they can always depend upon the singing. We have heard the sound coming up like "the voice of many waters" but it will be done at a better rate after awhile, when we shall realize tho height and the depth and the immen sity of this privilege. I forgot to state the other reason why we adopted this plan. That is we do not want any choir quarrels You know very well that in scores of churches there has lieau perpetual contention in that direction. The only church fight that ever occurred under my ministxy was over a melodeou, in my first settle ment Have you never been In church on tho Sabbath day, and heard the choir sing, and you said: "That is splendid music." The next Sabbath you were in that church, and there was no choir at all. Why? The leader was mad, or his assistants were mad, or they were all mnd together. The ma jority of the choirs throughout tho land are not made up of Christian people, and three-fourths of the church fights originate in the organ loft I take that back and say nine-tenths A great many of our churches are dying of choirs We want to rouse all our families to the duty of sacred song. We want each family of our congregation to le a singing school. Childish jctulance, obduracy and intractability would be soothed if we had more singing in the household, aud then our little ones would lie prepared for the great con gregation on the Sabbath day, their voices uniting with other voices in the praises of the Ijord. After a shower there are scores of streams that come down the mountain side with voices rippling and silvery, iouring into one river and then rolling In united strength to the sea. So, I would have all the families in our church send forth the voice of prayer and praise, jKiuring it into the great tide of public worship that rolls on and on to empty into the great wide heart of God. Never can we have our church sing as it ought until our families sing as they ought There will be a great revolution on this subject in all our churches. God will come down by His spirit aud rouse up the old hymns and tunes that have not lveen more than half awake since the time of our grandfathers. The si lent pews in the church will break forth into music, and when the con ductor takes his place on the Sabbath day there will lie a great host of voices rushing into the harmony. My Chris tian friends, if we have no taste for this service on earth, what will we do In Heaven, where they all sing, and sing forever. 1 want to rouse you to a unanimity in Christian song that has never yet been exhibited. Come, now! clear your throats and get ready for dnty, or you will never hear the end of this I never shall forget hcarlnc a Frenchman sing the " Marseillaise " on the Champs Elysees Paris just before the battle of Sedan in 1870. I never saw such en thusiasm before or since. As he sang thdl national air, O! how thn French shouted! Have you ever In an English assemblage heard a band play, "God Save the Queen?" If you have, yon know something about the enthusiasm of a national air. Now, I tell you that these songs we sing Sabbath by Sabbath are the national airs of Jesus Christ and of the Kingdom of Heaven, and if you do not learn to sing them here, how do you ever expect to sing the song of Moses and the Lamb? I should not be surprised at all if some of the best anthems of Heaven were made up of the best songs of earth. May God increase our reverence for Christian psalmotly, and keep us from disgracing it by our indifference and frivolity. When Cromwell's army went into battle, he stood at the head of them one day, and gave out the long meter doxology to the tune of the "Old Hundredth," and that great host com pany by company, regiment by regi ment battalion by battalion, joined in the doxology: Irale God from whom all blrsslnc flow. 1 st Him. nil crostnre b-r- below, lntt- Him above, ye heavenly hot. rrale Knturr, Son and Holy Ghent. And while they sang they marched, and while they marched they fought and while they fought they got the victory. O, men and women of Jesus Christ let us go into all our conflicts singing the praises of God. and then, in stead of falling back, as we often do, from defeat to defeat we will be marching on from victory to victory. Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Ghost as it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen. While Mr. Irving was in Essex last year he had an opportunity of perform ing one of those unostentatious acts of generosity with which his name is so often coupled. To the village in which he was staying came a band of strolling players with a booth. Doing badly, and bearing that the "head of the pro fession" was in the neighborhood, they sent a deputation to him to beg a loan of five pounds, which they promised to repay as soon as their luck changed. Mr. Irving inquired into the circum stances of the case, found that the sor rowful tale of his petitioners was true, and sent them ten pounds as a gift By the Sad Sea Waves. Miss Passe "I think a lighthouse is the most ro mantic thing in the world. I should al ways like to live by one." Manager Hardluck "You would live by strategy if you had been playing to one all win ter as I have." Brooklyn Eaf le. THE QUEEN OF SPORTS. Pleasures of Bicycling on tho Boulevards of Chicago. Why Wlir-Uog I I-tln-d to Hc-ira- th- National ''part for Mm and W'um- ea A JlrMlth-;iTln; Kx-rrU- Amid I'leatant .arrnandlnc. Sjxtial Chicago Letter 1 Ever since the court of various states have decided that the bicycle is a vehicle, its popularity has jrrown among the conservative portions of the Amen sin population. A few years iuro wheel ing was considered a fad practiced by would-be athletic young men. Ti-day itaid heads of families and dignified women can te seen m every my auu ' on a wheel i the r-i-try : nitfa r-r-rillagc mounted on wheels accompanied .jjfii. KhJiop loe". when be made, by their sons and daughters similarly : . w ntoriou. remark alMit women cquippetL In the course of five years the bicycle, which has already risen from a fad to a convenience, will have lieemne a ncces- TAKINO KOAI KIUE. sity. Hveryw here mails are In-ginning l lie improved, thanks to the efforts of the wheeling fraternity, and soon it w til le ;; great saving of tune to reach places di-tant ten or fifteen miles from one's home by means of a bicycle in stead of the electric cars or the "dum my" railway train. Poor roads have cost the farmers of the Tinted States millions of dollars. A highway which is unfit for bicycle travel is certainly unfit for heavier and more clumsy vehicles. Whenever, therefore, the wheelmen succeed in jwr Mtadinj' county lioards to make roads passable anil durable, they render a serice to the farming communities which, unfortunately, is not always ap preciated by those most lienetlted. In many counties of the west it costs the farmers five cents to haul a bushel of wheat eight miles, and then it can le hauled 011I3 at the most favorable sea son of the year. If they had grxnl roads, suitable for use at any time of the year, this cost of transportation could easily h reduced to one cent jier bushel, liesides affording the women and children an opportunity to take an occasional pleasure drive. Heonoiny in mad building is nothing less than crimi nal negligence, and the sooner farmers learn to understand this, the In-tter for their own welfare and the enjoyment of city Kople who would sjK'iid much of their time in the country if they could reach it without risk to their vehicles. The jKiptilarity of the bicycle is prol ably due to the fact that anylnhly can learn to ride it The balancing of the wheel is the hard thing to master, but after one has invested in a machine he will lie enthusiastic enough to tame it To the lieginner it will seem that his bicycle is an animated thing dominated by a desire to dump him whenever he mounts it This stage of bicycling is un questionably the most disagreeable and calculated to cool the neophyte's vault ing ambition. Instead of annihilating distances he is of the earth most earthy His first trip usually consists of limited journeys from the ground to the wheel, onsumitig nlxuit live minutes, anil from the wheel to the ground, requiring the fraction of a second. Sometimes these little trips terminate with a heavy fall and a clamorous de mand for raw alcohol or some other liniment The second lesson usually finds the rider able to balance his wheel. m the third day he will learn to mount and n the fourth he is ready to take his first road ride. In a large city the latter venture is something very serious. Hundreds ol vehicles drawn by horses have to ! en ountered lieforc a quiet and suitablt -pot for practice is reached. Youns? riders bub men and women are. as a rule, evtremelv nervous, and whenever they see a team approaching or hear a horse coming ltchind them they lose their presence of mind and run into the curb or take an ungraceful fall Some tunes it happens that they run intc horses and pedestrians; a proceeding which, while not very graceful, is watched with considerable interest by set ires of young surgeons living in the Nuilevards. The second stage of uncertain riding is called the wobbling period After a lieginner has overcame his fenr of horses but lieforc he has mastered his nervousness lie is apt to allow his wheel to go from one side of a street to the other when meeting an obstruction, lie seems to know that he should do something, but lt-s not kno-.v how it do it The result of hesitation is a fall which, however, can le managed with out sustaining an injury or even a bruise, for one of the first things learned h every incipient wheelman is to fall as easily as possible and to save hi- machine from breaking. After the wobbling stage has ten passed, riding Ksiimcs a real pleasure, and no one is more ready or willing to laugh at his clumsiness than the bicycle graduate. He cannot see how it was possible that he should have lee n so awkward and nervous, and fails to sympathize with his friends who have not progressed as rapidly as he. In stead of lxing ashamed of his adven tures and mishaps he takes pride in re counting his marvelous escapes from sudden destruction and loves to entrr- nEACTT OS THEHA tain his auditors wnth thrjlliuir account 3f what mirht have leen if be had not aad his wits about him Whenever a wheelman meet with an -ccident you may rest assured that. e xtrdinj: to his version of tb affair, he was entirely without blame, and that aad some other rider been placed in ha position a Srt-class funeral would have been the result. This unfortunate hab- Si r $&!& H of "blowing" about arcld-nt U on which, if not .suppn-AMd will !rr the popular ctimai of cyrlers and rrlioe them to the jrrade usually x-rded to fishermen and ambitious NimrvU. W omen riders are more Ritrrp! and , daring than their male companions, , They pavatteution only toUeirwbeK - and labor under the impression that , horses will lj careful not to come in; contact with them; or. a one hodman nuts it "women on wheels will nvsh in where nin-h fear to tread-" Never theless ladies rarely meet with acci dents or have hard falls w bich i prob ably duo to the fact tliat ilnr of horse- are more considerate of their comfort and usually pv them the right of way. A voung woman gracefallv mountrd on bicycles resembling w itches riding on broomsticks must bae had it ter- ( rible attack of d.Tsju-psta r the bines or else the city of itutfnlo mast l full of clumsy girls. The CbM-ag w heel woman is daring, pretty and graceful, and so are her sisters in hnalrel of western citie and village wbrro cycling has leeome a popular jwtsttiMe ! Women, it has lieen remarked ever since the writer can remeinlwr, mel , out-of-ir eserrise. ami there certainly is no more wholesome sport than wheeling l-rom the moment the fair . rider mount lier wheel until sbr r turns from her ride she enjoys a mod erate amount of physical exertion amidst heulth-givmg NurroutMlnwrs. New scenes, not accs-siblo to th? pedestrian or even the owner of a horse and buggy, are presented to her view from daj to dav. wink; the rival ry to excel in distance riding, which is ; sum to spring up among her com panions, add, strength to every muscle of her ldy autl expand her respiratory 1 organs. j A few old-fashioned fellows who bar failed to progress with the tunes may ' cast slurs uj-in girls addictiti to bicycle riding, but the eommoii-ensc jspie , and they constitute the majority 111 this enlightened country are glad to ,. that American women every where aro licginning to cultivates an excreis.? ; which has proved of tremendous 1-encfit to their sex in Ihigland. Prance and 1 Germany, where the sport has liven wipular for many years. There is no way in which visitors can view a city more thoroughly than on wheels. Chicago has a si stein of Nuile vards, concreted and asphaltum streets, which is unparalleled in the I in ted States; and bicyclists from abroad should not neglect to bring their ma- 1 chines when coining to pay us a visit J They can reach every jnnt of interest from the heart of the city, including 1 Jackson park, where the World Columbian H.ositiou will le loeatetl. I Washington park and the various .s.uth 1 side lioulcvards. On the West side of , the city thev can reach Douglas parte. ; Garfield park and ilumliohlt park the ' three being connected by a jierfect 1 boulevard system. n the North swlo I thev can view the waterworks, the fa- j mous lake shore drive. Lincoln park ami itS7oological garden, and Kvaiiston, th prettiest suburb of Chicago A trip around the city of ttty miles can uasily .VtIVa & t...1i'Ms. .! . - . 17 'I M, S!W ."I'mmiv KTtArrrn lie made in a day. as the roadways to he traversed are erfect. and it is not Mir prisini: that bridal couples coming from the smaller cities of the northwest should si'iid their honeynniti tin bicycles instead tif patronijrinir sbm and postlv hacks. Many have- already done so. anil the fact that th"ir nnmlier is con stantly increasinc proves tlmt cycling is becoming the national sport of litb sexes G W U iii-riKirr lllretrieitj' In rililnc. The fishermen of San Dicen. Cal . have nti!i7cd electricity in their war iijvin the tinny trills. Incandesci m electric liirhts are loivcris-1 in?- tie water at nilit. and a large in-t i- j i- I bclou them The tlsh are attractt i the flare and arc p!am!v visible 'en biirliciently numerous the net are hauled up The catches f enirrnuis Mr . ICeilr. Stern roliceman (to wandering min strel 1 Ytni must accompany m my gitl innn. Wandering Minstrel - C ''a n:y What wotihl you like to sing?- .lur All l l'i---. Spique- I wonder why .Inek Fr.,-ey alwavs wears a s!.ch hat S;nne - To match the rest of (i tin's". I sujjis.! Puck sure Itrllrf. Hay -fever Victim- I v-ctor. can t von tell tnc low 1 can finii relief from ' constant inclinatim t snivre" rhysician Yes. sir. Snecae- Cu.cir go Tribune. A ljrtlenl.tr lit. Customer This coat desn't fit 't" t tiirht acrtss the bren.st. Tailor You want to take alint f-ttx dollars out of yoar inside jefcet anl it ! Iv all richu lnck In the l.lsht "f IIUtrj. "Itttirc Wauihinoa was a-Hm.nl of hb ann-?.tirv. "Woll. norr. hov do job knotv " "Whj hv exit the farailj tree, vrra know." A:nTKRij Clslitnan. ,n --omniltltis Htnjljr. Mr I'sMe. iq I rn in iht mgid" Kmplovor-1 bare n partiealar ji-ctiotu n,Rrli,.. if ,w ifrr it to th tin-n th- j. "How aSact vtmr wreal rKircL Itoff bjT ukel hi oW frioL "I sppor it U in Uh tcntJt niiiion bj tais ta- "No." said Itssrbr, sadlr: 'l ka-sat CTJie intn it-j 6rt yet-"" Jolv Mol-rti imrthip Chollj Will vou marrr me, Kthcl? EthW ' '.n-rftlj Ys. Chollr All rirkt. HI r and ak mainrzia if I zsaty marry yoa.- Ufc lu-nii -t iiot-ri nuu. Isbe The dayv art growinr vhortcr now, arent they? He Yei. and so am L Mnnsey's WeeklT tk-vp Don Teaehvr (in the here ts WIe? ! th- IV-wl. jreography elstsBr ltri?ht !-y Is the soap. Ufe "Are you ens-aped to Jac HallT" Yc" Are yoa?' Lifc- uM&i t. L- ""n. -V 1 fj 9J. L3T r &ztt,t r mvrjb''rj.s''n I 1VI..-.I CVr-. I town. Pc Broker Hrar boct IV Curbb" IV Lodgrr-No. WVaf- hapr-Bri to bias "Knocked ftaf "Yus don't y w" Wa h ca;M -p la beat" VelL ye, something like th-t- A barrel of tioar fell oa hlo."- N. Y Weekly " "" 7Z- -. w., T"r ll "? th Word? TKrr It a S ItCS d?lT VITrruwor a 3 iiwa pty urn . . . . , . i . ia Uu rsirnsf. tt wr-ic. whica b irord aJ kr except e wwrd. T U true of rtb c oae pr-rrlriff e. h "T. from Tb Ir llrlrr Mrdic.tie (a TJu hou $4" a "Oreret crrrjt' they c and puUh. Uok for .: M-d thrs Hi aase tiJ ti wsrd ad tey ma return ye Ux. hcaaural bthorra m tastplc ttvc Snr Sfjkc Witiot Tfciafctnar -"l j kcw lh Hocydew-rr Dviij-jo r lie inx rtrl I have ever kl.wJ "Ots tail Jut at Ux-f ii y !" Lil- Th Cosrt of Empire. J Tix pt iutnrza. U t-eniwrd Eoirranu in lbt d.rrrUoa h. ! b- prtMl wita I lloiftLrr su awt Jt.;tcr . etdsl to ma-arj. tt bate u new y rlud ear ar Mr-OTer. t& jir.e I.-rU'tin,: :u-pt irJic ta perK-oi ctvt . I j diwpaad eifre. airnti. ad Uisli.y t tiirae and cxi-i. tr&l "IaTrfr s. tvr li. aimer. nvic ad tnarf to 11 wiia advutt-i-- lr voe Ute t aiat yt wtfl cone b , roftclo'le tkftl u rrat t&nr rV j t;lcb- arr pUttrd &ivar Vwyan Horki art-MarUia'a I'rocr-. It I very taiporum. in th e of vv materia! jrocrv tfcat ready t ple lac to the ute aaJ t t . ei: l&iwi. sreeitable U the io B nl heiltl m It nature at! effrvt l'oei.- trw n-i Itir s r jj U Kir 1 U r jHr!rt ki tire aad iaut pealie iliurolw a. .Soki of tlte ,tnni-r'C" exMMW t ta- wimloWM-J the "in :Ttlfck lalKir" r t-v let! that j-u ran a tn.-l le-r Ibd sani. hmrJ-., i.try A. l- UsUij Il-is'T ue taerrtiry and kllb" at ih for bl-rf-l liea.- "if rMir b-l b4 !r J 1 fa Hud's I--rariAa will nukoUy r More It V a Iw-aitbful coudiUon It 1 Ue" lest lei'xutilv btotnl por-.fter 1b thj wwrid, and It never lear? uu tn ll afw eSwts It jWMiti'. l.i take im1 cikilaraUfcK. ) a diwutiBuatM-e uf It use will m1 ouc a cr tug fur wore Tm eiritim-tanre aiM wclrkt U the tej I ua about U lae." riHnarrl th" rom ct u he cance! il.'Ht t.1 hl ck)a acd ball Ilaltlmorr AHe'XM-an Intiuim. ael j-eopie. anrm tMo't.fv oerwirpd. wearied out father- w. ri.-: the blM'e-t reult In m a uU-iu ue t-? Ilr Hhernmu J'n. k.. AUMMers Wlen the liver er kiJaey are arreted, pr.ajt hrtlt.11 Is i.eceari' t chaur t tide t. ward Ii-aVii. ere the disease -shhc t hrnu Jc ;Kib' la-uralne ami there l t-V r.c betier t e lound In the whole raaRct' wa'crtu DMslica Hhl every here Is order to fleht the file- insiftt!1T iLc mw Utw t make u f-s! many tlauk un v Hietit- HuJ?an' Kire Win ilmi't )iu trj Curler IJUJe Uer I'lds Tho wre - jIUve cure for m k hmtduchc 14 ml ail the i.. jrluel h tlN onliTtsl lier Umj one jill a ioe The iHstaiitauts-n. cuaira I t l!tti lluk Lx'lwt-cn the IkOMm.- tl aud the 1 be, ult Wui.!tti-Viu Utr m - I'l KE our tvmch with Hale" Hmiey r' (reitund and Tar I'ike s Timtiiitclej llrois Cure in n.intr "Tur h'eIlUr Imi hreuUi4 hi lut vtMHikl not he p(MHtsl to a mau of ht tiunieHal luwi' Kir - Wa.hlMtrUiH Str V-tis nwur, ernwinsr thinner rtrn day Pitir ehihl. imn't Mama ret y- u box of Dr Hull Worm Ititrmir A 4Trn wheel 1 uuully w-let on Us travels, it f refers to t nma Is ei-c Hal tiniere Ameriraa FnK twent five reit yu 'hii j:et Carter I.lttie I.iver l'iii the Ik'ii hver utrt-in''1' :. IhevMjrld I mii tforiji tthin One jUi. a d-)- Till tsit.lc atri'Dt. e tfe .- fln ' that n nil ha- a wtr .irt ui cITrx t c hi c.xu Yi'nKrrs .S'a'!'wr. THE GENERALMARKETS. KA.V.1AS CTTT. brxU CATTLE Fhlppln fitter . I 4 00 nuteUfri steer... 1 TO t'i IU S3 47 : 343 ISC u 31 10 IS 19 en 7 10 Natlvr cowg . , . IlOGJ-GtxKl to choice neavj WI1EAT No. 1 rd No. 1 haTtl. ......... CO 1 "N o. 2 ......... ......... O A i o. i .................. It 1 1 o. j . .. ............ FLOUlt I'atent, jr ack. ... f Ancy ............... HAT IliUf-d IlUTTKIl Chole eriary.. CHEESE Kull creaa GGS Choice ... ......... BACON Ham Shoulder.... ........ pIuCIi. ....... ......... XA KXl ... .... .... .. ...... rOTATOES - st. LOtna. CATTLE Jaljiptn -.... nutchr tra... HOGS Pscklnj: BnEEr rlr to choice JTOUft Choice WHEAT No 1 rd. OATS Sa 3 .-. BTENo. 3, ..... ............ loo m mm 4 m to w m ISO iw 16 6 14 t 0 33 450 100 40 375 400 U t) 3S 71 II 10 75 4D 475 90 43 M SIS 4M IK in too WI4 1014 Vt 741 23 10 7t 543 4 m 4W IIS BTJTTEliCr.ra cry. ....... . CHICAGOL CATTLE Shtpzitng rtrt.... HOGS-reklnj and hlpptn SHEET Fair to cholo.. ...... fXOUE Wlatr wheat. WHEAT No. 3 rl ...... OOEN No. 3 .......... ...... OJk 4 N O. J ...... KX a-No. I.... ..... .... BUTTXE Orwaniery...-. NEW TO CATTLE Common to prlaa. HOG -Good to choice. FLOtTK Goo4 to choice...... WHEAT No-1 r6 ... rjva?0L i . OATS Writers rn!x4. ....... BUTTER Creamery... ...... 403 490 40 108 no i: 19 W 30 COPSiw A tnw ofulbisj-t and oth-r tronW aftrr -atinj: ? Thti vfia xi wd a M Peflt. X one of the oriinarrt gninnz. t.r- ins- pili, il a rr.f in itJf to . .j Bq. oa. Q, jrim 1 KasaRt 1 vllt Us onjnnal Lxxrr PiiL, tlit; -mall! aad Hf -3.Jrt to talic T"h j.t in th' rav iitrr wort, tco th-Tre miJd and zrnUr, but thoroctrh and IrcUr; l-Lrcrr part of the Ttra ft-tL their health- tni mBBenre. incy draii-? anj regulate the IiTer. toniaeh aad boTr el. Rfjulai, raiod too. They : prevent di-ca. a --eji s. cure it. They're toreir Tezetahle and jerf tel ly harzaleM. Sirk Heswiache, Fiiioa - Headache, ContipotKa. Iadiceuon, aud all deranrersect of the fiver, Koroacb aad bo-rel are promptly relieved aad peranuentlr cared. Thv1 th eJiH2TAt mil roa caa hur. for thefre jrwnt4i give eatifactio&, or rocr zsoeT is re- ; Ym pay earj for the ffood rou gThi5 i trae oolr of Dr. Pkroe't i -m-;-:-. wm o it tut WgfaitnzZx mmK II II """LJ rur ahaa crrv w k J& slii? iJL" Ukl-y iJ it t-k '- &'srr.? F4r Mm TfMww 4H Chilli 44 V r J Ctt rZS mfzZzSlr' - - - -- - - SssssssssS S Swift's Specific S O A Trrd Rray O I Blood and Skin f s Oisoases s j A rHyU tsr It Co-triw 5 SMNiw ?r IO Vsr. O 11 mm SU cimo O SAa wm.H ti J W .- md Cltrta It , -.i lnllui:(ls 9 SI tru s , -wS t ;. i O Xtrmrritt Sll It O own i 3rtuin.ui., ssssssss "August Flower" For two rars I sutTcmi :crr,ly with stota. h t:titlc. and n s t . t x tj. tlaMr ttIKcr Uratmca! 1 phvsctn He final! v siJrr tr .. everything. aul sttsta.h va.s ak;T worn out. atnl that I wtitiki have u rca.se cait slnl frxxl for a time at least I was uj weak that I cm! I tiot wink Finally oa the rrwn cicudatKKi of a frictKl who had avx! your jse:ara:Kas 1 1 A worn-out Stomach. with lcieUsM! re slt.s, ! pt.cirel a bottle of A w r u s t ITmvcj. ajl om niejuttl ttsiaj; it It secmsi t!.j aic 1 at oace I gatnol in strength aatl tloh raptilr . v aj jetite l-evamc $fl, al I sflc:r i :x Iwil cects from w hat 1 ate I feel now like a new :naa and n snlcr that August FKwrr has en tirelv ct:rel inc ot I ivsrrjeata in ' wtirst torat Jmks K DkiiKki k, Saugcrtics. New Votk V H I'tsev. St (,etge s .S C . writes ! have tisc-I vnu' Au'tst Fl'iuer for lsties;a aal t.:id it an cxecoct.i re tnctn Have You Tried It? II- N 'l Try It Now ! (.t i K.-lr :K ! I J hiintdic J !L:.t.!t I r. 't, uai.! a Ki'.'Ic n( . PRICKLY ASH BITTERS I he Bt r Nr;,- :i mi wn f t'.r ( I Hr t All Diseases of the Liter, Ail Diseases c! t5e Slouch, All Diseases ol tr.e Kidneys, . A!! Diseases ol Ue Betels. f'LR'Kl Tl'l 11" . ( I I sN I TH1 - S Risttrts Ptrftct Htalth. DON'T Spoil your food with poor cooking. : VOU CAN'T .if vou use .',. ; OAK fe-r.ft5 ; ', OR STOVES. No other cookincr apparatus can com pare with them. Ely's Cream Balm i ill 1 1 hi: Children (I until . r r - " n j ' Patents! Pensions -c 4 W I I wi.ta:jr(rr53r z c VXI T.l it r "" . w ,. - mm mm . .. T-it m'r .ilw 'a c i"t - --o - -.-, ! ff" 1 r?- . a: j mtr n --' m..xrr?t -, L- . Water Proof COAT 3 1 " " l - 3 r- -r T - & SxC -l MM Towr 1H1 SliCMr w- IVM mt -rr- ii dEt-rj- war -v fa bli --i f 4- t Vit w- i -r j n i-r m m mmt 9- tA Si Jtrwf T mJ JM1 k. j, 7oww.n; t-.i. A ROBBER OR THHF St l3T ti-x aV? X5M Cl !o UU f U(l-H!.ttiUll JOQCS' $60. 5 TWI WiOi Safe tt.v-t ta. ud mi vet t-t- km ( HllMiH. t&gimtn, LI. , UlSiMS 'rZ:ZtXZ i - wmmm, . -. - , .c . ABCJr" r c WETTB in IbWIvv ! '.V j lr"B . l I UiSI The Soap that Cleans M ost is Lenox. r era 175 W. L. DOUGLAS S3 shoe ccer.. IX BCM 3HOI aTei rati l mtlf t.r s rt t m, s m.4 t itnr ?- s i- LITTLE LIVER PILLS ustrs e IM lt H irttt. it r. tv- a iia :,U -t w, , . .s M kO. Mkikt Lit 4.l- Iixxti'rr tWl - ti , .. . . ..j . t - y - n. ,, - . ! bl. i.i'i v 1 hi .- t ft as t. t. . -D. Hlllt I MtdlCUIS CO . .. oor.n Mi:tiAt, rAitm 107a . lllhTK COS Breakfast Cocoa W a- Xo Cltrinicnl.H " tot Wll .. . - Itn rm I .-.. '', W BAKKK4C0,DorehrUr Xut DONALD KENNEDY Of Roxbury, Miss., m K mi ::) Medical Div "fry cur Horry! Oi! S rr ! rrj Stratril t'inrv '.1 Q ycr Umiin. Inw.in I uithnx ami fvrrv dMy" ; cvti "ITiuodcr iumor, nl Carter r than ml&n twK. Pritt-. I.5o. GRATFrui A. r. s. i EPPS'S COCOA UHlAKrAST .... . .- -" pt t.i rnt .-- . :;r i- v . . r ....- m- r ... .. xm Mfc W - . r ( !. . All im 1 C8 H-lJit CMrv L. tlA fcLHARISHORHS -. 'j. a 4rt WAoayc t-- f - .t. f NOTICE JUJTOGAPH '"TMCGCHUJNi HARTSHOfiK sn "; ikt. m. b sioo JEP 1 " ikW-kHKM 2 9 . II .M. I fc- .i ' '" rii mt 6 Mi.t - ll w. . WK ' w r n )s' MEDICAL SURGICAL SANITARIUM a r - . - , - - , - DM C m COL trtt. tittt A Ifoadn;. KAM3AS ClTt. -BO. REAL ESTATE OF EXPERIENCE EN MOW THAT : - -JT J-f fci f -j - vf " ME $;-. ' On ; eJ Witt A. I. laiOlt IEWSPAP11 et.. HAY FEVER & ASTHMA i -B - . A 71 , C O 19 6 3 ex itKritMt tfiHaiwai nx- 4k mim -.T ir iii m m " ' ' cwrta to tT cwx. B Cm y- t - H B .to; V -H B a?- I tU3K! s tSSS:vSftrusiBv!'r'i